WHATEVER WHERE'S THE PIC

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!st Gary Lynch

They deserve each other..

proof please

LETS C HOW LONG THEY LAST!!!!!!!!!!!

3rd headliner

DAMMIT ONLY SECOND!

I'm first!!! Yippee...

what an idiot

Its only true when i see it................. go to www.myspace.com/dot171 go to www.myspace.com/dot171 go to www.myspace.com/dot171 go to www.myspace.com/dot171 go to www.myspace.com/dot171 go to www.myspace.com/dot171 go to www.myspace.com/dot171 go to www.myspace.com/dot171 go to www.myspace.com/dot171 go to www.myspace.com/dot171go to www.myspace.com/dot171 go to www.myspace.com/dot171 go to www.myspace.com/dot171 go to www.myspace.com/dot171 go to www.myspace.com/dot171 go to www.myspace.com/dot171 go to www.myspace.com/dot171 go to www.myspace.com/dot171 go to www.myspace.com/dot171 go to www.myspace.com/dot171

Gary Lynch would like to thank Sara, my fam ROY in the DEC and Tosia ANderson I see ya girl Holla atcha boi.

whatever

error I thoght I was.lol

***!!

I KNOW YOU CAN COME UP WITH BETTER STORIES MTO

I GUESS RAY J LOVES WOMEN WITH THE NAME KIM...LMAO

huh? this is the top story i kept hittin REFRESH to read!!! im sooooo disappointed!!!

I CANT STAND THIS RETARTED CIRCLE OF *** FRIENDZ! NEXT!!!

who cares check out this other gossip site www.dimplesandshades.blogspot.com

i dont believe he would do that..he might have said it thinking it would get her back in some strange stalker type way...but for him to tat the hoes initials on him would be plain ol stupid...not to mention, bloggers world-wide will talk about him like a dog!

Wow I c he is buggin.

PLEAse!! MTO

myspace.com/its_baby_soft

Kim Kardashians initials not lil Kims lol but if lil kim likes it I love it lol

FYI MEDIA TAKE OUT YOU HAVE FALLEN OFF WHO REALLY CARES!

so fn what!!!!where is the news?

Where is the pic?

Lil Kim looks so ridiculous...omg

I love when I,m 1st cuz it means your #1 and no1 and I mean no1 can take that from me...dammit I,m the BEST and I,m Gary Lynch from DECATUR GA BABY!!!!!

Hey Scarlett!! I'm back...judging by this story, I should stay away...

I hope he's not that dumb..............

two tears in a bucket... *** it!!! lets take it to the stage...

AND THIS *** FOR A HEADLINE STORY HOW DARE YOU MEDIA TAKE OUT! WACCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKK

WOW...

*** THE WAY KIM *** WAS CATCHING ALL OF THAT NUT IN HER MOUTH ON THAT [EXPLETIVE] I CAN SEE WHY RAY J CANT LET GO SO EASY.LOL

LOL...I'M WITCHA SMURFETTE...I WAS DOIN THE SAME *** THANG.... THIS IS A DULL HEADLINER....I HOPE YALL READIN MTO, CUZ YOU NEED TO CHANGE IT....MATTER OF FACT, I'MA SEARCH THE INTERNET FOR A BETTER STORY FOR YALL...

Who really gives a dayumm. I heard he had Jim Jones picture tatooed on the inside of his right thigh

Ray J is a Loser!

Big deal

http://www.myspace.com/suffadonthedonofthed istrict

Ya'll are reaching so hard your arm is about to come out the socket. Come on ya'll. YOU GOT TO DO BETTER..

Anyway between the three of those skeezers the STD's alone will be the death of em.

DANG MTO... WITHOUT BEYONCE MADE UP STORIES YOU GUYS REALLY HAVE NOTHING. THIS STORY IS NOT ONLY STUPID EVEN IF IT IS TRUE WHO CARES!!!!!!!

Dayum MTO sucks today!!!!

GARY LYNCH >>>>>GARY LYNCH>>>>LOVE IT

wheres the pic!!!!!!!

lol @ candy82

lies.....all lies!!!

I'm going back to T.M.Z.C.O.M who by the way is getting their own show on FOX this fall... mto i fore see this site seeing your last days..

Why post a story if you have no proof whatsoever and then make it your top story. This is soooooo wack. b[SPAM]ooo

B--ch you know my name its GARY LYNCH

WTF???!!! I'm done wit MTO for today yall SUCK!!

Hey Spdrwn...you could have stayed away lol

KIM'S *** MUST HAVE BEEN THE BEST IN THE BUSINESS FOR HIM TO GO AND DO ALL THIS... ***!!!!

DOES EVERYONE REALIZE THAT RAY J ALWAYS GOES AFTER THE HO'S AND *** OF THE INDUSTRY.

HE WAS WITH KARRINE SUPER HEAD STEPHENS

KIM KADARISIN

LIL KIM

AND SEVERAL CHEAP PLAYBOY ***

WHY CAN'T RAY J GET A WOMAN THAT IS NORMAL AND HAS CLASS ABOUT HERSELF?

THIS IS HIM AND LIL KIM'S SECOND TIME AROUND, I HOPE IT WORKS, BUT WE ALL IT WONT, THEY ARE BOTH SIDE LINE HO'S BY NATURE!!!!!!!!!!

He was probably whipped by KK. Lil Kim tisk tisk

Slow day huh?

FRED!

lmao lmao @ gqswazey your comment is madd funny!!

Who cares ??? They're both weird !!! LMAO

He needs to stop acting like a *** and get over it!!! BTW I just saw their stupid *** tape... and it was stupid and corny!!! "we're off this drug called love!" Ray J needs to man up!! oh and that *** has camel toe for days!!!!

First why is this the headline story? And second where's the pic?

BigG240 you are ***!!!!!!

wheres the picture????????

This is the big story of the day??? Wow, slow news day. Yawn....back to bed. MTO, you suck... LOL. No need to even comment on these stories today.

WHERE'S THE PROOF? BUT IF THIS IS TRUE..SUCKS TO BE LIL KIM!!! EVERYTIME SHE'S INTIMATE WITH HER SO-CALLED MAN..SHE MUST SEE THOSE *** INITIALS!!(COULDN'T HE HAVE BEEN MORE OUT THERE TO SHOW LIL KIM MEANS VERY LITTLE TO NOTHING IN HIS LIFE?)I WOUDN'T EVEN STICK AROUND FOR ALL THIS NONSENSE AND WOULD DROP HIM SO *** FAST!! OH WELL TO EACH IT'S OWN.

Whatever?!!! This could have been on the middle of the page!!! Give us something better!!!

notenoughrealmen.blogspot.com myspace.com/tosexy4u2handle Holla at your GIRL!!!

He's a weirdo !!!!

There is something about Ray J's face that disgust me, its like he's tryin too look all cool and sexy and he just ends up lookin like his breath stank! My coochie is extremely dry right now

Whatever, I don't blame him.

Lies...Lies...Lies!!

Ray J wouldn't dare!

He's a cutie pie. I'm sure he has no problem getting ladies. But, Halle Berry did try to kill herself over David Justice. Love will make you go crazy!

Now love, that's a hellava drug!

myspace.com/jazzy_belle06

LIL KIM WHAT A MESS AND RAY J....LOL ALL I CAN DO IS LAUGH...SO *** UGLY

He should be ashamed of his self running up in all these nasty broads......

He should get "dirty ***" tattooed on his forehead

who cares

he looks like a Peking-ese dog ... like someone smashed his face with a plate ...

IF THIS IS TRUE (CAUSE U NEVER KNOW WITH MTO LOL) THAT'S LAME OF HIM!!!

http://www.myspace.com/lilnenee

shaking my head..... sad sad lie mto

IF he did.... He got the tatoo KK because he loves both the Kim's....AND....If he has been blowing up Kim ***'s line...the question is ....Is Kim ***'s new man, excuse me, I mean fiance, checking Ray J for calling his gal like that?...I wonder...

Has anyone else noticed the pic of the *** in the dress above Ray's head?

@Hiphopisdead:

Wow you really know how to apply the "non-sequitur" That last remark came out of NOWHERE and smacked me across the face. lmao@you feeling the need to divulge that info.

Hey Ray J is a *** stop hatin MTO...he anit going to get no tattoo of none of these hoes..

i dont believe this one bit...if u dont got no proff then i not gonna believe this story

you guys are dumb enough to believe dis without any proof wat so ever ahaha i wont hold my breath on another MTO story i would of died a long time ago by da way you know how you post rumor before some of story's you should do the same for stuff u have no proof for like dis >> RUMOR: RAY J JUST GOT KIM ***'S INTITALS TATTOOED ON HIS BODY!!

This is so whack, WOW!

We need to start a better topic

Mrs.Diesal I know I am *** thats what makes me...me It started off in Decatur Ga....Green Isle apt, that where I was raised and learned the rules of the game...and then I became a legend in the hood and now every1 is down with GARY LYNCH....hahahahahaha its me snitches.

show me the money!!! i mean the proof...

@standard like the one from yesterday??? lol wassup yo!! that *** was funny as hell yesterday.. I laughed all day!! :)

now if your gonna mention a tattoo i expect to see a close up of the tattoo so until you can provide the proof you can take this story roll it up and wipe your a$$ with it MTO.

Need proof..

whuz up peeps! the topics today are lame!!! who cares about RayJ and a *** tattoo! PALEEZE!!!

who know's he might of have joined the KKK and you know that *** be hurting when you getting them tats so he stopped them after 2 ***'s!

hiiiiiiii blackraspberry.. and how are you this morn???

Offical....yesterday was off the hook as usual.

Did u c Smurfette up in herre, What's up?

Blackraspberry, still keeping it cute..LOL What's good gurl?

@official

I'm good boo just chillen right now...whats up wit ya?

@standard hey boo how was your ride home!!!! you didnt make him have a accident did ya!

Wheres the proof? http://youtube.com/watch?v=3GVTGNcGNeY

Kim *** is a better looking bust down than Lil ***, if I had to pick one it would be her too.

@standard where is smurfette?? me and that girl was on the floor yesterday! I swear I couldnt even see because of how many tears I had in my eyes..

I'll believe it when I see it.

Show me! Then I'll let you know how I feel about it!

So what, it sounds like is that Kardashian just wants to make Lil Kim jealous. Kardashian is beautiful but so is Lil Kim. I don't think either of these women will have a problem finding a man, be it Ray J or someone else. Who cares who's name he has on his body?

What's up everybody?

That's nothing. Did you know that T-Pain got the letters "RJ" tattoed somewhere on him? Now that should have made top story!!

lol. Just kidding!

ok so...who is KK, really???

is she a model, porn star, what?!?

i can't decipher between the sarcastic jokes and the real KK!

i have never seen this woman before prior to this site...had it not been for MTO, wouldn't have known she existed. and what's so good about her besides the fact that she's always on blast for dating or sleeping with someone in the industry???

who is she? what does she do? ***!

@officialbronxite ,im here!!

Hey Ree and all the MTO Family

I would like to take this time to send a special *** out to the Godiva Chocolate that is my boy blackdaddy1696 aka bladedaddy aka crackdaddy aka DARKNESSSSSS Morning LOL!

Now on to FRED who gives a f about *** J besides Brandy Never do this to us again!

Morning Fam. Okay Standard, Official & BlackRas...you guys want a new topic, here goes... Based on the s/hit you guys was talking yesterday about the back ***, I got adventurous, called my man at work and told him if he can get some of that anal ease, i'd be willing to try it. LOL. Don't you know the nugga foumd some anal lube (I don't know where) and we spent half the *** trying to break my back door virginity? You guys got me doing s/hit I swore no nugga could get me to do.LOL Peer pressure is a serious thing. LOL. P.S. he didn't get all the way in though, f/uck the lube that s/hit was still painful as hell. How that for a blog starter. LOL

*** Ray J and fake a$$ Kim Kardashian!!!

Pinklici: What the hell is this this morning girl?! ROTFLMAO!!!!! Back door virginity. ***. YOU are a trip!

You go pinklici! hahaha. You have to be EXTREMELY relaxed and maybe a little intoxicated when you do that!

oh hell naw! @ pinklici,. i cant belive u tried that sh*t!!

LOL @ ReeRee

HAUECOUTURE & REEREE...I gotta live right...& ReeRee I was drunk. The Bacardi had to stay on the ***, but ya girl was still scurred...my man is NOT SMALL. I just couldn't go all the way. That's what I get for tryna act grown like ya'll.LOL

@SMURF...I swear I did. You guys got too mush influence on me. LOL

Hey gurls@Blackrasp,Smurfette,Standard,Pinklici,ReeRee,Official.

*waving*

*SORRY* too MUCH influence

@Pinklici: First off, did he get it in a little bit? If so, you made it through the worst part. The head hurts the most. Once it's in you have to relax your *** muscles and then he can proceed. (At least that's what I heard) lol.

I thought MTO had more class than that, How is Ray-J is the top story, who's the top story for tommorow, Oaktown 357 LOL! Come on MTO Step it up!

wuz good Tanto

rotflmao @pinklici!! well at least you tried!.. and you know he propbably had that *** in his glove compartment ready! lol.. but you do have to relax.. that's easier said than done tho.. i'm so proud of you (beaming).. LMAO

@Pinklici You need to be in control for it to work...You on top...Try ridding dat "D" and you'll find it much easier.

Pinklici!!!!

LMAO!!!!! WTH!!! Okay, I am now awake! Okay, I see Ree-Ree says one must be very relaxed. Hmmmm

Anyway, no Black man should ever get Ks tattooed on them.

What's up tanto??? *waving back* :)

@ ReeRee ,. that's what u herd, mmm hmm! i bet!

@pinklici, i said i suck a mean one, i dont do the Back door action!! that was crazy azz blackraspberry boostin u up!!

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What's up everybody?

That's nothing. Did you know that T-Pain got the letters "RJ" tattoed somewhere on him? Now that should have made top story!!

lol. Just kidding!

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now ReeREE u know MTO is going to have this as their headliner in a couple of days....

@mistiblue: I said that's what I "heard". lol

rotflmao @pinklici!! well at least you tried!,, and you know he probably had that *** in his glove compartment ready! and you do have to relax tho.. it's easier said than done.. i'm so proud of you (beaming) LMAO

Hey yall errybody!!! LOL@Pinklici you go gurl!!! *** yall didn't waste no time...He flew and got that *** and KNEW where to get it!!! HA

@strongblackwoman: Believe me that's what I was thinking when I wrote it. lol. You know they read my blog and that light bulb went off in their head. lol

hey reeree, tanto, standard, pinklici.,smurfette, sbw, and all !

is hypnotikhunni in here?? I saw your pic on your myspace.. you go girl!!

@ReeRee..f/uck what ya heard Ma. He did get the head in, but it didn't get any better. The s/hit still hurt even with a whole f/ucking of that lube s/hit all over my ***, even the *** were greasy. But I will try again though. He said if he goes in a lil further every time we try it we'll get there eventually.

why the *** is my comment on here twice.. Mto just cant get their *** together.. *** I know I talk alot but *** mto..

What's up Official???

Good Morning MTO Fam, REEREE, SBW, pinklici, SmurfetteSmurf, Scarlett, standard, blackdaddy, Email2Mike (My fellow Belizian), RAINBOWBRIGHT, PrettyLatina, TinyTexasDiamond, officialbronxite, etc!

brb

ReeRee

I "heard" the same thing. LOL!!! I was just wondering if anyone else has "heard" any other way for it to be easier...

Morning C and ReeRee

What up GQ!

Pinklici, there u go..LOL at least u tried. I can't say the same for Tanto, i was just getting on her with her excuses, last *** was she had 2 much to drink and she went to sleep. Don't let her get away with that. I'm looking for Sashastjames next hopefully she won't let us down...LOL

What's up Blackraspberry, the ride was great, there was no traffic so he had to pull over(patting myself on the back) Somebody wipe me down

Offical, what's good, gurl i literally was laughing so hard my stomach was hurting....LOL I'm so proud of Pinklici, at least she tried it.

LMAO @reeree.. tryin to tell pink how to take it in and then saves face by saying at least that's what i heard!!! lolololol

He's just trying to hit KK again.Better watch out KK, the money must be *** and he's setting you up for another tape.Let him be the bigger fool and stop being so whorish.

Good Morning everybody

www.blackplanet.com/cream692000/

Thank you ladies *bowing*. I shall keep you updated on the progress. LOL.

Blackrasp & Official...I just want ya'll to be proud of me.LOL

No, I know pinklici: Some guys are just TOO big to be messing around with the dookey chute. He's right. Practice makes perfect.

LOL@Smurf why I had to be the one to boost her up!!! see she made her man happy!

But Pink you got to relax cause if not that *** gonna feel like you being jail raped!

LOL @ Ree and the relaxation technique!!

What's up Strongblackwoman and Truebahamian? Welcome to Back Door Ed. 101.

LMAO @mistiblue

Hey C baby...got a verse for us today?

@ C: I feel hurt that you left me out man. Calling me a *** "etcetera!"

What's up C, Scarlett, Creme??

Offical...LOL, he had it in his glove compartment...LOL

SOMEBODY WIPE PINKLICI DOWN...LOL

Hey Ree....

lol @ hautecouturediva aka etcetera! lol

Ladies, he only got the head in and I feel sore back there. I'm scared to go number 2. Lawwd I don't know what will happen when he gets all the way in.LOL I'm such a chickens/hit.LOL

LOL@Pink

@pinklici: You have to use the 3 R's technique - Relax, Relate, Release! lol

@STANDARD..*** straight, I deserve a wipe down for stepping out the box. Heeeyyyy!!

LMAO @HauteCoutureDiva Welcome to Back Door Ed. 101... lololololol

@blackraspberry.. you were the one boosting her all up and ***

@pink.. lol @ the grease all over the ***

@c what's up yo

@mto, ya'll have one more time to kick me out when i'm trying to post a *** comment!!

How exactly does one relax back there? (I'm doing a dissertation on relaxation techniques. LOL)

Pinklici- BEND OVER TO THE FRONT TOUCH YOUR TOES!

@Pinklici... I'm mad at you. You made me LOL at my desk yesterday in the Tigger thread when you went and said that your relatives who work in the ER have seen people come in there with APPLES, DEAD RODENTS AND RELIGIOUS CANDLES stuck in their vaginas and anuses! roflmao it's still making me laugh.

I'm telling you Pinklici, once he's in and has truly popped the sour cherry, then it won't be as bad. You just need to loosen up, literally. lol

HauteCoutureDiva

My bad, its too many of yall LOL, I'm always forgettin someone LOL! Whats up tho?

pinklici: I'm gonna repost the We Takin Over Freestye I did for Justin Timberlake becuz I got someone mad yesterday! LOL!

Morning all...

Hey Cream.... It don't make much sense for me to try to say anything with this group in here cause they just conversate amongst themselves so I'll catch up with you in another room

LMAO @pinklici.. you'll have diarrhea for a week!!

omg you guys are starting early and i'm in tears already!!

@ReeRee...I heard ya. Girls ya'll are coming fast with these tips i gotta write some of this stuff down. Geez, am I the only back door virgin in here?

Hey Black, How was the Party???

Ridiculouslol ! Where did you get this story from again?

Im with u pink.

lol @ reeree the 3 r's technique!! cute!! lol

okay im back!! LMAO @ standard , talkin bout, wipe me down!

lol@ RAINBOWBRIGHT ,. touch yo toes! lol

@ blackraspberry, u know u was pumpin her head up!! now she all split to the white meat!! lol

It was off da FUGGIN CHAIN!!!!! It was ppl sleep in my *** pool for god sake...Y u didn't come?

I had to work late...

pinklici

am I still one if it go in all the way??? Like you, I had to puk out because it started to hurt!!!

@RBB...you a mess.LOL

@e2m...glad i added some levity to your day Boo.

@Official...why you tryna scare me *sniff*. You know imma big baby.

lmao @smurfette.. if so I know she cant even sit down right now!

**punk out**

Next one will be in about a month...U gotta make that one

I'll be there, fashow

Whassup C! Speaking of Belize fortunately it only got clipped by Hurricane Dean, over by Corozal and the Cayes. None of my fam got hurt thank God...

@pinklici.. awwwwwwww i'm sowwy! no I just know how you feel trust me.. I told ya'll yesterday that when I did it I felt like I had to go to the bathroom the whole *** time... ok we are sharing a little to much in here!!

PS. I AM REALLY MAD @ C RIGHT NOW!! LOL

lol @ mistiblue: Make sure you have a good dissertation. lol

Hi YVE!

@ officialbronxite, im mad at c for them JT lyrics!! lol

Mto is pretty lame 2day.

Smurfette...LOL down to the white meat.

Offical...*** for days after that huh.

Pinklici, i'm a back door virgin 2, but the thing is my boo don't even mention it...should i b concern?

ReeRee...u sure know alot for someone that just "heard" about it....LOL

Who cares Ray j is jus a man ***, whoring himself out to get publicity bcoz his records aint selling *** the only song i remeber from him was the one with brandy like in 2000? and one wish *** ray j STEP UP BOO

@C pleeze dont start that *** with those lyrics!!!

@official I was boosting her up!! I think u gave her a few pointers on how to breath!

@tanto did u do anything special last ***?

@MISTIBLUE...Hell naw Ma. If it went all the way how can you still be a virgin...you a mess.LOL

@standard maybe he dont like doing that!!! ask him. how old is he?

@ tanto07103, i know how we can spice things up,. call me around 7. my number is 555-1212

@standard.. all day!! lol

@smurfette yeah he is killin me with that ***!

@reeree.. yeah, I think is about time you tell the truth!! lmao come on you could tell me!

Morning mto fam! lmao at Hautecourturediva, lol dont want to be etc..... Hey babe! lmao at standard talkin bout wipe her down...

pinklici when i have the back door action going on, in addition to anal ease once the head is in I take deep breaths it helps to relax me and the rest is history. Don't give up he opened you up last *** try it again tonigth and see what happens. chug a lug (remember the cosby show)

@blackrasp,I took my azz right to la la land after a few glasses of Malibu.lol

hey sbw!

Aight C, you're forgiven! I'm cool man; just enjoying the last of summer. Maybe go and watch "Superbad" today. You??

Tanto, u lame 2 for backing out.....LOL we didn't hype u up enough

Ok, ok. you guys got me. I used to be a *** man who took it in the ***. now i'm a woman. Just kidding.

A lady never tells. She just says that she "heard". lol

@ C

What's good ?

what do you think about this whole Juanita Bynum issue. I just went to her church the other week, this is madd sad on the real man..... *** Ray j for a min. he is a bi-sexual ho with no morals anyway. his *** dick gonna fall off if he keep sleeping with H.I.V. chicks!!!

@Standard,I promise to try tonite.@Stongblackwoman,what up?

@STANDARD...Maybe he don't ask because he thinks he'll get *** down. A lot of woman don't for that. Up until last ***, I was one of 'em.LOL

@SMURFETTE *white meat*..you got jokes huh?LOL

I thought ur "Badged Friends" were gonna be there

LMAO @ at ya'll crazy azzes.....

Pink trying to take up the azz now....awwww lawd LOL. Peer pressure is a ***!!!!!

Nah but for real @ pink it's gotta be something that you really wanna do....b/c is you wanna do it you can block out that pain or feel it as pleasure and then enjoy it.

Blackraspberry, he never tried to and from hearing that painful stories i'm not sure i wanna bring it up. he'll b 30 next month.

SBW, she deserves it

@smurfette,dont star sumthin that u cant finish.lol

They were...They Party more then the average person

pinklici

LOL!!! I meant to type did not go all the way. I am too busy laughing.

* if you

@ pinklici,. u knew i was gonna clown yo azz!!! lol

@pinklici: That's right. Listen to Downsouthsting. It's mind over matter! You are anticipating the pain, so that's making you tighten up. Just like when you get a tattoo, yeah you know it's gonna hurt but you make up you mind that you're gonna take it and the next thing you know you're not thinking about the pain anymore.

@ tanto07103, i done told u, i aint never scared!! and i ALWAYS finish what i start!!! u aint said nuthin!!! LMAO

@blackraspberry.. ok ok you caught me.. I thought you said you smoke alot how cna your memory be so good!!???

LMAO @ smurfette.. i'm calling that fake *** right now.. answer the *** phone!!

lol @tanto.. you werent suppose to drink that much just enough to help you relax not put you to sleep!!

@reeree.. I guess i'll just have to read between the lines!! lol

@tanto you was all hyped and *** before u left talking about yeah man he gonna get it *** and when your azz went home u aint do *** but come up wit more excuses! LOL!

@Cream Weird Eyes was looking for you, kept asking about you all dayum ***. He was really getting on mine and everybody elses nerves.

Pinklici, he knows i'm down for anything, we been together 2 long for him to think i would *** him down on anything.

Tanto, aight now, i'm checking wit ya in the AM, don't let me down.

He wants to be with Kim ***. cuz he needs a job, and she'll make a better business partner (when making *** tapes). He knows that nobody wants to see him sexin' Lil' Shim.

And C, you need to be a ghost writer for some artists! That was pretty good.

@ officialbronxite, u stupid!! how u gonna call that fake azz number!!

@ blackraspberry, u know her azz was gonna be out like a light!, she gonna make me come over der and smack it up, flip it, rub it down

@Black...He ain't nutt'in but trouble and I don't need that. I'll pass but he is nice to look at

lol @chynaredd wassup ma??

LMAO @reeree.. you just know a little to much about this topic!!

lol@blackrasp,official and smurfette,y'all are really gettin 2 know me.

email2michael

I heard about the Hurricane, but I t didnt hit Belize City or Belmopan tho right? I hope not, thats where all my family live! But my prayers go ou to the Cayes and Corozal tho!

PS Official BX, That is not me, that is his ego right now, I bet, He is the Hottest R&B/Pop singer right now, yes hotter than Robin Thicke too and Ne-Yo. So hey 5 top ten Billboard hits and 7 Million sold for FutureSex/LoveSounds! Him, Timbo, Nelly, & Danja are on fire! Nelly sold 6 mill worldwide herself! They takin over one chart at a time LOL! Everyone gotta deal with it! LOL! JT is the best singer alive LMAO!

lol@Official!

Blackraspberry...that's right Black, get her.LOL We didn't do a good job hyping her up yesterday, she came up with another *** excuse.....LOL

Tanto...you gon' do it *** right Ma. Tell 'em.LOL

she gonna be knocked out again, i think tanto is secretly 82 yrs old! she be in bed by 6pm and sh*t!! lol

and to think tigger's azz started all this LOL

MTO why is this the top story? It must be a slow day today.

Show me proof

Tanto...add me to the list, i'm on 2 u

@official oh a *** got a hellava memory!!! just like that time I remember when you fell and your head landed in Smurfette's lap! LOL!

lemme get my bowl of popcorn again! *puts feet up

I was trying to tell Pink it would be easier if she was on top handling ol boy but my voice ain't heard up in here so fugg it. Gotta make a run...Get atcha later

@pink,standard,yeah Imma do it tonite,with the help of Smurfette.lol

lol @smurfette..

Later BlackKnight

Smurfette.....LMBAO u know dinner was @3pm so by 6pm its a wrap

@ official

chillin.....mad I missed that WHOLE convo yesterday! LOL

@ tanto

*chanting* do it do it do it do..... YOU CAN DO IT LOL

@CHYNAREDD..I gotta broaden my sexual horizons Ma.

@MISTIBLUE...Aight you're still a virgin then.

@DOWNSOUTHSTING...I tried all those relax techniques. Didn't work, maybe I was too scared. I'm not giving up though.

HAUTECOURTUREDIVA: girl superbad is super *** funny, girl we *** there got kicked out of the theatre for laughing so *** loud.....

"I'm mclovin" lol my favorite character!

nothing much tanto just laughing at yal peverted ***.... and uh is u and smurfette hooking up? I'm not following... lol....

@ blackraspberry,oh hell naw! why it had to be my lap!! ?

@standard, i know right, she must be at the nursing home, Sunny Acres, if dinner served at 3

@ tanto07103, ima help u alright!!

Come on Tanto bring Smurf wit you if that's gonna help!!! She'll take it up the azz while u slob the knob! lol!

@ pink and black

its probably easier if they are in the spooning position and she has her hand on his stomach or hip...that way if it start hurting she can push him back some......

Blackraspberry...u stupid

Tanto, if u don't i'm gonna put u on blast, i'm gonna change up myspace like someone did to SBW

LMAO @pinklici tryin to make sure tanto does it too!!

roflmao @ smurfette.. yeah she be sleep by 4:30pm!

lol @blackraspberry that was reall cute biotch!!

@c.. i'm still mad at that long *** *** tho!! lol

LMBAO@SMURFETTE...you ain't no kinda right for that comment about Tanto.LOL

Imma keep it real with my gurls,every time I try to give this dude some the *** is over in like 6 min.Im getting tired of it.

@ blackraspberry, what the hell!? how u gonna offer MY azz hole!! now thats somethin i AM scared to do!!! oh my!!

"i can't do it, i aint gonna be able to do it!" (in my best Martin voice)

@BLACKKNIGHT..I heard ya baby but that's just crazy. I can't imagine that s/hit being easier on top. I'm gonna feel like I'm being impaled.LOL.

Don't go boo. C'mon

LOL @ Smurfette,

Blackraspberry, she fell in her lap with her skirt up....LOL

LMAO @standard.. your dangerous!!

@chyanredd yeah I wish you could've been here for that one, I know i would have been laughing even more

oh my, @ tanto07103. 6 minutes! let's have a moment of silence for that wack azz d*ck she been gettin,............ okay.

@blackknight: I read your comment and if you didn't already leave, my response is that according to my ex-sister-***-law, it hurts more when you ride it in the ***. So, she said everytime her man wants her to do it that way, not only does she get twisted first, but he gives her like $200 each time for incentive.

@strongblackwoman,we're just havin sum fun up here since MTO always puttin up *** stories.

luv u official! lol

@tanto give him what? some head?

@smurf awwww I know u can do it..you a soilder!!

LOL @ impaled

ouch.....no wonder it hurts cuz you thinking like that!!!!

@BLACKKNIGHT...It's just that since I put this out there the comments are coming at me faster than I can type.LOL Plus I'm at work so if I don't respond to comments please don't be offended. Trust & believe I'm reading them all. Ya'll are maikng me laugh like crazy.

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Blackraspberry...u stupid

Tanto, if u don't i'm gonna put u on blast, i'm gonna change up myspace like someone did to SBW

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I'm lost lol what happened to myspace? oh wait create a fake page?

Tanto...that's a whole other topic right there, 1st u need to figure that out. 6minutes....u joking right?

Offical....LOL she watched the 4pm news, u know old folks love watching the news, after the weather report its a wrap

Hey MTO Fam....what's hoodie?!

*** Lil Kim...Kim as much as I try to defend you, you really look like Sonic & Knuckles in this pic! NOT A GOOD LOOK! And that *** Ray J, spending all his money on tats and flossing 40 gs with Kim, when he know he gotta scrimp and save for that *** woman Moesha killed off....I know Hakim turning in his grave.

LMAO@ standard , weather report,... news.. i am rollin over herr!!!!!!!!!!!!

LOL@standard

@tanton.. oh you have a whole different set of problems.. I hate men that do that ( I have one of those too) and everytime I start getting into it it's over and i'm left feeling like ok now I have to go to the bathroom with my baby oil and finish what he started! that's why he gets no *** from ma.. and I hate when they really think they are doing something.. aint doing a *** thang!!!

rotflmao @standard.. after the weather report it's a wrap!! yeah you know they cant go to bed not know if it's gonna thunder!! you know old folks everyday is gonna thunderstorm you let them tell it

@ tanto

B[SPAM] another excuse....LOL

:( my dude go fast too....but I get that ish right back on hard like "nah nucca u gone finish this! LOL

yeah yall know how those wine o's are.... a bottle of Wild Irish Rose and it's history! Lights out!!

gqswazey

I wasnt really followin the story but its grimmy how she was abused by her husband, He's a pastor he suppose to set the example and live by the good book of the Lord not the actions of Ike Turner! LOL! Thats messed up and I dont respect that at all!

Ok guys. I'm going to lunch. Don't post too much in my absence. I don't want to have a lot of catching up to do. lol

When I return, there will be more *** advice. You can call me the black Dr. Ruth! lol

why the *** do I keep calling you tanton!! wtf is wrong with me.. that was a typo my bad.. but i'm still laughing!!

@blackraspberry .. I lubb you too :)

SBW, someone changed ur myspace and said all this stuff about u, remember when someone blasted y'all out calling y'all names, well i went to ur myspace page(the old 1 i think it was kia07 or something) and someone changed the entire page, saying u had a yeast infection and u b on MTO thinking u all that talking ish, talking about u like u stole they man...LOL it was ur old page though

Thanks CHYNAREDD...i'm writing your tip down. Sounds doable.

@ReeRee....***, I ain't think about that. I shoulda held out for some dough. Best believe Imma get some money outta his *** the next time he wanna try this back s/hit. *** I ya girl coulda been flush today.

***, reeree.. opps I meant black dr ruth!

@ Bklyn

Hey boo.....hows ur day going so far?

U wrong for that comment LOL

She got a Minute Man!!! well sweetie go ask TinyTexas to give u some Viagra's and drop a few in his drink!!!

LOL @ C

WTF?! Why u writin a rhyme for? lol

@C Nah, it just clipped the upper section near the Yucatan it didn't go too far inland luckily.

lmao@actions of Ike Turner..

"Juanita?? Ike 3:16 say I'mma beat yo' ***!"

Wassup Chyna

I'm cool, my ipod finally came in the mail lol... How u feelin 2day?

@c, that is it!! quit with the lyrics!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*** Y'all.lol Every time I been giving him some azz he nuts in like 6 mins,talkin bout It's my fault cause my coochie iz 2 wet. Thats why I been hittin myself off,lately.

@ pink

no prob. The Dr. (me) will be here until 4pm today if you need any other tips :)

Tanto you need you some side *** girl. Six minutes, no wonder you sleep by 6pm. How old is this nugga, 50?

@C

LOOK TIE A ROPE AROUND YOUR NECK AND HANG IT ON THE NEAREST ***!!!

@C.. I swear to god I wish I could choke you right now!! lol

@standard.. you so stoooooopid about that myspace ***

@sbw.. did someone really do that?? I mean you must of really hurt their poor little feelings bad to go to that extreme.. I mean *** get a life you lonely ***!!

*ahem*

@ tanto

B[SPAM] another excuse....LOL

:( my dude go fast too....but I get that ish right back on hard like "nah nucca u gone finish this! LOL

@ tanto07103, aww bookie! i been there! i have been with a minute man!! no self control!! but i bet it IS wet and good too,. oh sh*t! im touchin myself,. SEE what u did!!!!!

LOL..WAIT I'M LATE YA'LL..I'M ACTUALLY DOING WORK TODAY ..WHO NEEDS A VIAGRA BLACK??LOL

@tanto yeah i jive got that problem too with my man...he can't last in this bare..he got to use a rubber in order for him go longer!!! I be mad azz *** cause soon as i get into it he bustin off! I'm like what the *** happened and yeah I got to lick the finger and tap the ***!

lmao @ Pinklici

I guess she gettin broke off by Russell Simmons then! lol J/*** tanto!

lmao @tanto.. you really need a side peice that's what keeps me happy cause if I just had to deal with home alone I would slit my *** wrist, he dont even give head!! wtf is this cat a martian!.. my side peice said he dont know what he is missing and i'm like that's what i'm talkin about you nasty ***, come here and eat summa this!! ... oh my bad, i got carried away

@ blackraspberry,. mmm *repeats softly, "lick the finger" mmmm

@chynaRedd1,I be gettin it back up but ***,my nut will be right there and this n*gga pulls out,if I wuz a dude I would have had blue ***.

@ Bklyn

I'm good....bored. I broke my ipod I think I might get a nano or shuffle though. I gotta have my music lol

SmurfetteSmurf: My bad LOL, that was by accident I forgot what I just post and I thought I copied it but I guess I didnt.

BKLYN: My We Takin Over Freestyle but I flipped it from LIL Wayne to Justin Timberlake, The BEST R&B SINGER ALIVE LMAO! I Love doin that ***, I pizzed off a couple ppl! This is my third time doin that LOL! I AM THE BEST CYBER RAPPER ALIVE LMAO!

LOL @ E2M!!! Good One LOL!

Im so late...hey smurf, blackrasp, official, and standard...what's the topic? lol

LMAO @ officialbronxite

@ tanto07103, just open them legs and let momi take care of that orgas*m for u!

yeah standard I figured that is what you were talkin bout,....

Official yes hunny they had it on and poppin, at first the page had gorillas up saying it was me, it was hella funny though, then they start stealing my myspace pics and put those up and i just checked to see if the page still existed and it does here goes: [link to external website removed]

yeah it was atl4life now its new screen name is atlfalife and I'm arguing with the idiot on ciara post, but that fool use to log in as different screen names and all they were pathetic...

rotflmao @smurfette!! you stoooooooopid

Ummmm Okay. Of course she wouldn't want to come back to him. Ray J opened up the doors for her to get with bigger, and richer black men. She can do better than him.

BUt I don't think Ray J is still on her s*&*. He wasn't even on Superheads Sh*& when they ended and according to every rapper/singer she gives the best head. IDK you tell me.

Blackrasberry, Official BX

My fault ya'll I didnt mean to do it again! My bad! LOL!

tanto it's because you got that ushy gushy like me and them *** can't hang boo!!! You can't blame them cause I even be like *** my booty wet azz *** so like I said TinyTexas will *** u a few Viagra's...

where the proof...more lies from MTO

LOL @ tanto

*blue balls*....u crazy.

@ Smurfette

*** calm down gul.....getting all hype and ish lol

WAIT YA'LL...ABOUT THE MYSPACE AND SBW..ITS NO SECRET THAT WE DONT LIKE EACH OTHER..WELL ONE DAY WE WERE GOING AT IT AND ATL CAME FROM THE WOODWORKS TALKING ABOUT HER....I STILL REMEMBER THE MYSPACE...KIA02_08 I KNOW SHE THINKS THAT IT WAS ME ..BUT I SWEAR TO GOD ON MY SON THAT THAT AINT ME....BUT YA'LL U GOTTA ADMIT THAT THE ISH IS FUNNY...AT FIRST IT WAS A GORILLA NOW ITS HER ACTUAL PICTURE..YA'LL GOTTA CHECK IT OUT!LOL

BLACK...GUSHY USHY??!!LMAO!!!U ARE STOOOOOOOOPPPID!!!

LMAO@CHYNA...I like you. That's right.Never let a nugga get away with that s/hit. Talkin bout you made me come. Nugga grow up and get some *** game or get 2 steppin'.LOL

@hypnotik the topic is niggazh that last a sec in some wet punnany!

@ HypnotikHunni3, HEy!! how YOU doin?!

@ Chyna, baby I know the feeling, I dropped mine in the *** sink and lied to the ppl saying I broke it, so I got a new free 80 GB. lol, they call it stealin from the snowbunnies, I call it reparations!!!

LMAO @ C.......yo homie, I dear you to go to Justin's Southern Comfort restaurant and the city, get up on a *** table and spit that, I would die!!! lol

@BKROGUE...that nugga got to be old as hell.LOL

AND I AINT SHARING VIAGRA!!! U KNOW AFTER LAST WEEK I'M KEEPING A STASH..SO "NO MY SISTA..U GOSTA GET YO OWN!" (ya'll remember that commercial)

@official,I got me a side piece with a big azz d*ck,but I cant *** with him that much because my boyfriend will *** around and drown in my ***.

@ ChynaRedd1, u right! i need to calm down,. been havin p*ssy withdrawls lately!

IF this bullsh*t story is true (and who gives a fu*ck?) it really is a sad state, think...

This young brother losing his mind over some white woman, and getting a tatoo with her initials "KK..." He just one "***" from having "KLU, KLUX, KLAN" pasted on his dumb@***!

MTO stop giving dumb NEGROES like this time on here!

LMAO @blackraspberry with the ushy gushy

LOL @tanto.. blue ***!!

@sbw I just looked at it.. wow.. is all I can say

@official-just scrolled up thanks girl...is that friend request from you??

@blackrasp- thanks! I remember the first time I f/ucked my ex and he lasted like less than a second man I was so mad...he kept shaking his head saying it never happened before and he gonna go back to masturbating so he can build up and hold out longer....wtf????

@ Pinklici lol!! He nut powdered ***!

i can see this corny azz negro doing some *** like this. he's that type. getting some random b*tch he f***ed around with tatooed on his body. ***.

LOL....TANTO...I heard that. When your side piece is larger than you man it can provide a dilemma. Been there.

@smurf- Im good, just got to work lol...how are you?

@ pink

AwwwWWW I like u too..... u wanna come over sometime? Me and my *** could have you ready for ya man. LMAO *I"M JUST *** WITH YOU* I was channeling Smurfette for a min LOL.

Nah for real that nugga NEVER gets away w/ that. Sometimes I don't have to say anything he just be like " I know baby...just give me 2 min". LOL

great! it's ALMOST friday!!

@tanto.. *** it's like that?? that's what I say about my side piece but trust me girl you vagina slings right back to fitted form, I've *** both of them in one day and trust me he couldnt even tell the difference!!

yeah Tiny I did think it was you, *** you would have thought the same if some *** stranger came out of the woodwork u never argued with just all of a sudden started blasting u, *** some folks are pathetic like that, will sign in under different names to attack somebody.... but anywho official that *** is pyscho, cuz it takes a while to write all that *** in and I was like *** I must have really did something to pist them off...

lmao what is this high school? tiny i dont know you chick so I cant dis like you, I just dont like the way u go at folks that dont agree.... but it is what it is...

@smurfette,ur lucky ur in CT,@blackrasp,I know that right ushy gushy.lol

LMAO@BKROGUE...you a mess.

@tanto *** and he got a itty bitty!!! yeah just calk that up as a TOTAL LOST!!! I got a side piece but my man is big so he wouldnt no the difference...so I *** all I want...LOL!!

@official yeah I got that *** that sound like u chewing gum!!!

@tiny we gonna rob u for that ***! now give it up!!!

LOL I'm mad someone coming on here talking about something dead-azz serious like the Jena 6, and yall talkin about puzzy problems, only on MTO! LMAO

And Rainbowbright, Blackdaddy, where the hell yall went?! Don't hide!! LOL. Wassup!

@hypnotikhunni.. your welcome.. and no that's not form me but i'll send you one later on today.

lmao @chyanredd.. dont scare her like that!!

where the *** is allegria.. I hope that white man dont have her in a plastic bag in the trunk of his car.. let me call her..

LMAO@ LIL KIM...DAYUM GIRL...IN ONE OF HER SONGS SHE SAYS AND I QUOTE..."IM THE ONLY *** IN THE WORLD THAT GOT 2 ***"...WELLLLLLLLL SWEETHEART KK MUST HAVE 3! BECAUSE YOU CLAIM YOU THE QUEEN ***! CAN U SAY "THE QUEEN HAS LEFT THE BUILDING!!!" THERE IS A BIGGER BADDER HO IN TOWN! SORRY LIL KIM GIRL!!! NOW YOU CAN TRY ACTING LIKE A LADY!

*** u too Blackrasp,my side piece said my coochie b spittin,its so wet.(u hear that Smurfette)

@CHYNNA...You scurred me for a moment gurl. I'm just getting used to the idea of the back door s/hit.LOL. One freaky act at a time

@ Lacosteboi79...I'm with you on that

LMAO @BklynRogue,, and we just keep on like we dont even see that ***!! lol

@tanto07103 mmmm, u know i heard dat!! mmmph!!! *licks lips

@tanto yeah girl this is Niagra Falls over this ***!!!! don't let them eat this before we *** girl that *** be soooo wet I be like *** wipe it off a lil bit its toooooo wet!!!

@official I feel u on that boo...I got to have a side piece if I dont i will loose it...*** who don't want extra meat!!!

Hello BklynRogue I am here it's just lately i have been passing out alot when i read B-ras and Dems Blogs But i am certainly here so HOLLA!

OMG my inner white girl just got nerves!

@sbw.. had to be to go through all of that..

lol @blackraspberry.. yeah I know what you mean, I that ish!!

i meant to say got that ish..

SBW, yeah that person was upset with u, what u do?

Smurfette, don't 4get u at work, ur boss c u touching urself, he might wanna touch 2..LOL

Offical, that *** it crazy right people ain't got nuthin better to do with their time. I mean that had to been time comusing.

Tanto....*** at least hook the big d1k dude up.LOL

LMAO @ RBB...hey baby. Lol I'm blog-surfing too! I'm on [SPAM] now! lol.

LMAO @ Bronxite!! I know rite! Keep it up all yall make my day!!

MTO dont spam me I'm on Y B F lol.

@ standard,, im over her singin bout tanto! *sings "when i think ABOUT you, i touch myself"

okay so Smurf when are u and Tanto gonna hook up???

@smurfette,ur 2 *** much,lol.@standard,I do sumtimes,but that n*gga be choking me with that horse d*ck.

@standard I didnt even read the whole thing but you could tell that took alot of time..

@BklynRogue.. as I said before.. i'm here all week!! lol

standard still a mystery to me lol....

Lacosteboi79: I signed up... thanks for the link I emailed it to others...

lol at SmurfetteSmurf and tanto....

man I just find it funny as hell how errday *** come up, and its a new topic everytime lol so what is the topic for 2morow? orgies perhaps? lol...

Black & Offical, i feel ya, me and my man was playing around and i was so wet he put it in while in panties was still on, didn't move them to the side on nuthin....LOL

@SBW

I KNOW U DON’T KNOW ME. THAT’S THE WHOLE POINT.. BUT EVERYBODY KNOWS HOW I AM..AND I KNOW U GONE LET ME BE ME! CAUSE I AINT CHANGING 4 U OR ANYBODY ELSE! BUT WHAT I WANT TO KNOW IS WHO DIED AND MADE U MTO POLICE? OR CAPTAIN SAVE A HOE? IF I'M GOING AT SOMEBODY WHAT THE *** DOES THAT HAVE TO DO WITH U??? AND IF A MUH FUGGA COME AT ME, I'M GONE COME AT THEM!! THATS WHY U STAY INTO IT WITH SO MANY PPL..U NEED TO MIND YOUR OWN MUH FUGGING BUSINESS!! I NEVER ADDRESS U WHEN U CAME AT ME THAT FIRST TIME...AND ATL PROVED THAT I AINT THE ONLY PERSON THAT DOESNT CARE FOR U...NOW I CAN SEE IF EVERYBODY WAS PICKING ON U FOR NO REASON..U MAKE YOUR OWN BEDS...

@standard,i'll *** around and have stretch marks aorund my lips *** wit him.lol

go 'head Tanto...you know you need a lil somthin extra...might as well be with smurf...lol

lmao @tanto.. horse dik!!

LMAO@BLACK... UH IHN..I'M GOING OUT LIKE QUEEN LATIFAH ON SET IT OFF FOR MY STASH!!!LOL

@ sbw

tomorrows topic should be ball sucking. LMAO j/***

LMAO @BklynRogue

I dont know if I got the go up there and spit it like that! LOL!

LOL @ SBW

***, we should have our own blog. We talk about DJs, Music, ***, food, Superhead, ***, *** all kinds of things under the sun lol.

LOL @ Bronxite

Ummmm Tanto..if you don't want that horse *** lemme at that nugga.LOL

right on pinklici

@standard,I luv when a n*gga pulls my panties to tha side and slide it in.

every1 will give their different techniques LOL

@standard..LMAO.. didnt even have to move them aside.. I hope you threw those away!! lol

SBW...LOL when i was reading it i was like WOW someone is really in their feelings...just hating though...LOL they just doing their job

Smurfette, i can't wait to hear about u and Tanto, when y'all hooking up again? I know y'all ain't far from each other, make it happen

@ blackraspberry,. im ready all day, err day!!!

@pink,smurf he aint my N*igga so we could share.lol

LAWD JESUS....POPCORN!

wuz up you dirty mouth heffas. I missed the bus to MTO Twice, my bad.

@tanto and standard I like the panty to the side thing tooo!!!! ooooohhhhh that *** sound bomb right about now...pull my panties to the side and hit me from the back!!! ***!

@pinklici I know that's right pass him on!!

@sbw.. you know when we're in the room the topic is not gonna have anything to do with the headline.. and if you see the comments going into the 100's you know that's us lighting it up!!

brb, i gotta go get some more popcorn and soda!!

@tanto07103, oh the big *** *** aint yours?,. well i think all 3 of us should take em!! what up, pink?

what up allegria

LMAO @ officialbronxite,

brb

LOL...wuz good ALLEGRIA...you missed a lot Ma.

@smurfette,nope he just my side piece.Y'all want the ***?

Offical...i donated them....LOL

Pinklici....right, pass him over. spray some chloraspetic and its on. Have y'all seen a horse's ***, i was watching the animal channel with my man and after i saw that, i gave him this dirty look like "*** u ain't ***" i was drooling and everything. The biggest *** i ever seen, panties wet and everything. i donated those 2...LOL

lol@official...u stooopid!

whats going on with MTO publicist SBW? what?

hi allegria.. I thought you were in the trunk of somebody's car!!

LMAO @blackraspberry// i could tell you drifted away on that one!! now you have to go do a panty check!! lol

ROTFLMAO @rainbowbright!!!!!

*** YA'LL I CANT CATCH UP..CAN SOMEBODY GIVE ME A SUMMARY OF WHAT YA'L TALKING ABOUT SO I CAN JOIN?? THIS SOUNDS LIKE SOME *** YA'LL CAN USE MY EXPERTISE ON!!LOL WHUD UP ALLEGRIA...U GOTTA STOP STAYING UP SO LATE SO U CAN CATCH THAT MTO BUS EARLY!! I CANT WAIT TO HEAR WHAT YOUR GUTTER MOUTH *** HAS TO SAY!!!LOL

Another non productive day at work thanks to yall lol...imma have to take a quick run home for lunch *thinkin* panty to the side *** is really sounding good right now

Allegria I missed u boo!! the tinted window *** yellow bus didn't pick u up in time!!!! I'm calling the school board right now!

What's up Allegria, there u go again missing the action

@STANDARD & TANTO...Ya'll are crazy. I don't keep nuthin on during ***. As soon as the *** get near me I start strippin'. No *** panties pulled to side, just hot *** naked ***. Well, he could keep his Tims on.

uh Tiny why should I care if u change? chick you are irrelevant, do you, but I just dont get folks like u, *** for you to be an adult and dont know how to have a civilized debate with someone is crazy, and the only reason I called you out in regard to Scarlett myspace is because yal was calling her out and I went to her page and everything you was saying was a lie in regard to her clothing so I'm like its one thing to rag on someone but to start making *** up is crazy as hell so I asked you what pics yal was talkin bout cuz that isn't what I seen, and it got crackin from there.... and u startin telling them that i had an afro and i was big and black, then low and behold ATL4LIFE come about, saying the same *** U were saying, how Coincidental is that? then when I do post my myspace your groupie friend saying that wasn't me and I stole that pic... so come on now? how petty is that, and that is why I figured u was that person..... but anywho... my thing is if u go call somebody out *** atleast be accurate, don't be making up *** far fetched....

But enough with Dr. Phil... back to the subject... ChynaRedd1 *** babe that is out there, ball sucking? lol.... tanto save that topic for monday, the undies to the side...

oooooohhhhhhhh i didnt read none of this from the top, oh except the part where SBW got checked so im getting in where i fit in the panties to the side is the bizomb

@SMURF...I'm ready ma. Exercising my jaw muscles as we speak.

lol@stongblackwoman.

Blackraspberry, "the tinted window *** yellow bus didn't pick u up in time!!!! I'm calling the school board right now" girl u r crazy...LOL Yeah i like the panties to the side 2, 50 said 1 thing right....LOL

TinyTexas...we talking about *** sex and more ***, little d1ks, minute men, ect.

LMAO @standard.. you should've burnt them!!

lol @blackraspberry..

On a serious note! yall we should start our own website called TRICKS & ***!!!

LMAO@STANDARD...how can the poor dude measure up to a horse ***.LOL. You ain't right.

lol at blackraspberry! exactly standard... people need their fans...

yes Official yal had the superhead post up to 700 comments almost!

@official lol! man stop! she should have buried them!!!

Enough with Dr. Phil y'all...LOL

Tanto, it depends on where u at, in the car leaving a funeral going to a burial, u gotta pull them to the side......oh wait i got a flashback But the Tims on is HOT

@pinklici, u stoooopid!

@tanto, sign me up for sum of that!!

but you all know that every woman version of what is big and not big is different,.

now, speak on this someone,. if u have anything less than 9 inches and it aint got no girth, the *** aint big!! i dont like no long skinny! i need the width too!!!

LMAO @allegria.. dont start

@hypnotikhunni.. aha so the truth comes out that's where you were at for 2 hour yesterday!! so it's that what we're calling it now "lunch"!!??

lol @blackraspberry.. that's the 2nd day in row that bus left her ***

@standard and more *** and more ***!!

@standard,I just get real excited when my bikini's are pulled to the side.even if we are in the bed.

Sbw

Gurl you know you crazy lol...i guess you had to clear that *** up....well it really don't matter who that person was....that beefing *** is play'd...anyway keep doing you!!

LMAO @ Pinklici, ReeRee, Chynaredd, Standard, and blackrasp...ya'll are mad funny

UUHhhhGGGgggg

I hate when a nugga keeps his socks and/or shoes on during ***. UNLESS he has some crusty a feet LOL. In that case I insist he keeps them on and maybe add an extra pair of socks LOL

@blackraspberry.. she should've had a funeral for them ***!! lol

Lmao @ standard.. your right.. coming home from dinner.. what ever. panties to the side is a real turn on for women..

@sbw.. *** that was long!! lol

I think they make a cute couple.I don't have any beef with Lil Kim or Ray J.

Black...i love it, sign me up

Pinklici...LOL i know but after seeing that i was like get out my face.LOL make me wanna purchase a phony

Offical, i thew them away

SBW, yesterday was fun, i didn't do not 1 *** thing and mad that someone tried to gave me work. i grabbed it gave them a dirrty look and everything.

@smurfette,I could let u view it,and then u can tell me if it's big or not.Trust me this dude will bust ya azz.

@ Smurfette

I know right!!! Long and skinny is just uncomfortable to me.

This might be true. On myspace, he put Kim ***. before his Brandy and his daddy in his Top 8. He's nowhere to be found on her top friends list.

@smurf *** that long *** I like the wide load!!! I dont need no skinny azz snake up inside me that aint doing ***! fill this puzzy up like a jar of pickles!!!

LOL@CHYNA...Only the over 50 nuggas keep they f/cking socks on (or so I heard.LOL). Ya know they gotta keep that chill off.

@ smurf- I dont like no long skinny *** either...look like a f/uckin crayon..put that mess back in the crayola pack

@official-You caught me! lol I be needing motivation to get me through the day

@blackrasp-Tricks and *** would take MTO off the web..

@standard-funeral? lmao

@tanto07103 let me see it!! i bet u wont show AND tell! and send a pic of your stuff too, while u at it!

@ OfficialBX

what no prank calls to the radio station today???? I just read that ish....ROTFL

lmao at standard that *** be *** me off too! especailly when I'm in a good convo on the blog....

LMAO@ official girl u got to stop cause these people is wondering what the *** I'm laughing at!!!!

lmao hynotikhunni! and Blackraspberry u should have kept that idea to yourself cuz FRED is going to gank that ***....

@chynaredd.. unless they are timbs.. that's that thugged out lovin!!

LMAO@SBW...I know that's right. I be mad as hell too when i'm busy blogging and they try to make me work for my check. WTF is that about? LOL

LOL @ pink

picture a nugga laying in the bed waiting for you and you come in the room and he *** bookie naked wit some *** BLACK CHURCH SOCKS ON!!!!!! LMAO

@ pinklici, ai almost choked on this candy bar im eatin!! she said keep the chill off!! aye, for real, im f*ckin this dude now and he only 29 and he dont never take them socks off!! i was goin to tell him, but the d*ck sooo good and big, and he be workin it so well, this *** could come to bed with a suit of armour and still get it! as long as it got a hole for the d*ck in it!! *** so good, u will let this *** trap outta YO house!! lol

50 year old DIG thats jus naaasssty! FAINTING! back to my POPCORN!

SBW-who is Fred? yall think i'm playing i'm about to get my *** started *** MTO!!!

@smurfette,U can get it! As long as I can watch him bust ya azz.lol

LOL@ChynaRedd now that will be some funny ***!!!

LMAO @ Smurfette

Now you know them *** socks be knocking ya concentration when ya'll *** LOL

Fred owns MTO.

@ tanto07103 i want u watchin me f*ckin him!! cuz u next on my list!!

I heard ya OFFICIAL & CHYNNA...I love me a big ***, thugged out, Tim wearing during ***, hair pulling, headboard banging ***. MMMMMMPPPPHHHHH

LMAO @hypnotikhunni.. yeah with them pencil diks!!

lol@ chynaredd.. that's why I wished you were here yesterday, cuz i know my ribs would have been hurting!!.. I was all nervous and ***.lol

@blackraspberry.. that's not a bad Idea.. especially since it seems like we're bothering other bloggers with our ***.. but yeah *** them!!

BRB,gurls going to lunch!

Fred is the creator of MTO!

PInk be looking at them like "bytch this wasn't part of the deal, now i'll get to it when i can!" lol I be snatching it and *** it, lol

@ blackraspberry

I know right. I would just bust out laughing. LOL

brb! gotta do a lil work! ugh!

@smurf-lmao @ suit of armour

What up MTO fam! SMH, yall are such "*** LADIES", but keep goin I haven't read enough yet!

*** FRED *** AZZ!!! I will sue his dusty azz if he copy my ***!!!

@chyna and picture this yall *** on the bed and then he stand up to hit u from the back and his azz slip and fall from those shiny azz socks!!!

yoooooo I am rotflmao right now.. I thought I was the only one at work who got upset when it came time to actually do some work!!.. lile for example,, I was typing a comment and the phone started ringing and i'm like come on man what the *** I cant even type a *** comment without the *** phone ringing!! helllooooooo you're at work!!

lmao at official! hey Dubya!

Me and allegria was on the back of that bus doin some *** ***

LOL @ official being nervous.

U should've called up there and been bar none wit it and been like " Tigger I heard you got your azz busted open to the white meat"...... and then hung up really quick LOL

wuz up! blackrasb, pink, standard, official, SBW, Ree, chyna,Tanto, Smurf, RBB!!!

*** bus driver i forgot my helmet and he wouldnt let me get on!!

Blackrasb start that *** today, i got more stories than a *** some will be real and like fred a whooolllle lot of em will be fake asz hell. then we can sign on as different names and cuss our own *** out. after 2 weeks there will be 10 billion its

hey dubya!! you know you luv us

lol @ blackraspberry.. and he on the floor with a concusion!! and she like wtf why'd you stop and he on the floor surrounded by a pool a blood!!

im back!!

@blackraspberry, i am dyin over here cuz i pictured buddy slippin in them "shiny socks"!! LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

@ officialbronxite, i be sooooo into this blog! i dont never be working! i know the manager just gonna come over here wit a box one day, like, "b*tch, pack it up!" lol

ROTFLLMBAO @ black

you stupid...... I'll be right back I gotta grab some tissues and wipe my eyes.

LMAO @chynaredd.. he wasnt there.. at least that's what they said! you stupid tho!! lol

lol@allegria..

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@ officialbronxite, i be sooooo into this blog! i dont never be working! i know the manager just gonna come over here wit a box one day, like, "b*tch, pack it up!" lol

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funny as hell!!!! my coworker be terrified to log on cuz of that lol she be scared she will be caught..lol... its just real funny cuz she act like I'm doing something illegal... lol

@official- I know what you mean, people be coming over to talk to me and I'm thinking can you just spit out what you wanna say already...times a wasting lol

Proof would help would solve this problem like pictures or a recording that he probably left her phone, maybe even record their conversation they have on the phone together *** mto get it together.

lol @smurfette.. *** pack it up!!! lolololol you're not the only one half of us have one foot out the door already *** with mto, Hey I wonder if they're hiring!!lol

lol@ strongblackwoman,. ***, here go my *** work phone ringin,. brb SH*T!

@SBW-lol my supervisor keeps walking back and forth looking at me..my eyes be literally 1/2 inch from the screen...I just tune him out

*** @ official

Now that would be some funny *** esp if it was on air......lol

LMAO @ allegria

lol at HypnotikHunni3 I just dont really care lol... I do the same thing, and when they ask me what I'm doing, I just ask them, do you need something I dont even answer their *** lol....

I remember when MTO was *** up bad, man I *** there needed rehab cuz I couldn't log on I was so *** miserable lol cuz this is entertainment for my office lol

lol @sbw and hypnotikhunni... i'm glad I have my own office,, but I know they can still hear me laughing..!!

@hypnotikhunni.. yeah I hate when my co-worker wants to tell me one of her stories,, I just be ignoring her and typing and when it sounds like she is finished I just laugh and say that's crazy.. you cant go wrong with that line..unless she said somebody died!!! lol

Goin to lunch.brb

lmao @HypnotikHunni3, times a wasting!! lol

@officialbronxite, i know right! im on my LAST leg, if i am so much as 3 minutes late to work one mo gin, im outta here on my azz!! lol

LOL @ ya'll

your bosses be " Wow (place your name here) is such a dedicated worker." Not know yo azz be on MTO ALL day kicking the ***.

Getting raises and promotions b/c of MTO!!!! LOL

*bosses be like

allegria pass me a helmet please LOL

lol @sbw.. that's right I love reverse pshycology!!.. and why the hell everytime we have a job we try to be our own boss.. a *** cant tell us ***, scared to even come to our desk!! lololol

@official & Chyna and he on the floor holloring *** down *** down!!!

hey I be having my *** minimized like a mofo and I hate when somebody come to my desk i'm like WHAT...especially when the topic is juicy and you trying to type your lil 2 cents...lol!

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA UNEMPLOYMENT LINE!

LMAO AT OFFICIAL AND CHYNAREDD1!!

lol @chynaredd1..

lmao at blackraspberry yelling *WHAT* man that *** too funny cuz I *** sure be upset! aggravated like a mug!

wuzzz up dubya! why you gotta tell our bidness. We was on the back seat with our helmets bumping together. Dubya thang aint like no crayola. its like a erasor. Who wanna play steal the bacon!! Yeah my boss always walking by giving me the look. he come over her like get any vendors in complaiance today, i look at him with one eye while the others on mto, im still typing with a smirk on my face then im like. how da *** do i know aszhole i been on mto all day!!! ***. now move you blocking my light bytch!

LOL@official yeah girl... this girl sit beside me be talking and I be laughing and she like girl u laughing at me i'm like yeah girl u stoopid!!! knowing *** well I'm laughing at yall!!! we dont make no *** sense!HA!

rotflmao @blackraspberry!!!

lmao @allegria!

I think I lost a couple of pounds this week *** with mto, cuz I shonuff aint been eating no lunch afraid i'ma miss somthing .SMH... so sad!!

@ smurf-dont worry I'll hook you up with a job if you get fired

@official-LMAO I do the same thing...but I be getting *** so people can leave me alone lol

@SBW-I don't answer they *** either

Man all of a sudden people want to keep me busy. It's the curse!

lmao at black and allegriaymaria!

LOL...*** a *** log off for a minute and y'all cutting up, The church socks just made me spit out my water right on the *** screen. Y'all funny as ***.

Hypnotik, yeah gurl my man's uncle died and he was the pallbearer, gurl he ws working that *** suit, y'all know i love a man in a suit. He was standing there crying looking extra sexy, to make a long story *** we was late to the burial. Panties was around my waist, forget to the side..LOL

LMAO@ allegriaymaria she said, move u blockin my light!! i know what yall sayin,. errbody in my office call me a b*tcha and my boss dont never walk by my desk,. i be givin that b*tch the evil eye

@ HypnotikHunni3 , thanx for the hook up! i might be contacting u sooner than later!!!

@standard-LMAO man I swear we need to write our own book f/uck Zane!

Yo where is PrettyLatina? Dont tell me she went to Belize already in the mist of the Hurricane. ***, yo email2michael, someone got to find her LOL! I'll pray for her LOL! Aww man! I hope she alright!

hey anyone seen tanto07103

sniff

SBW, i b doing the same thing, str8 annoyed at they assses and if i hear about my co-worker's dog bella 1 more time, i swear imma kill bella. She makes her dog homemade cooked meal ***, bella got all her ***(i'm like *** do i have all my ***..LOL) and bella got a visa. I'm str8 hating on Bella. LOL

@standard i know ppl like dat!! its this one b*tch at work, she got the nerve to have pics of her *** dog on her desk!! then every x-mas she takin him to take x-mas timey photos and be givin out x-mas cards! i be like, wtf!!!!!!

@Smurf you know tanto is underneath your skirt so stop faking....

lmao @standard.. panties around the waist!! lolololol

@hypnotikhunni.. *** i'll buy it.. nah man *** that i'm vip ya'll are giving me a free copy for promotional purposes only...!!

@smurfette.. I dont know where she went and I hate to scroll up that *** be making me dizzy!!

Hypontik, LOL someone said we should have our own website so we won't bother nobody, *** they bothering us. I hate when i post my comment and someone is talking about the actual topic, then i hate the long winded bammas who think we're reading their comment.LOL

SBW LET ME TELL U SOMETHING..I HAVE NO *** REASON TO LIE..WHEN I FINALLY SAW YOUR MYSPACE I REALIZED WHY U DIDNT THINK NOTHING WAS WRONG WITH THAT CHICKS PICTURE... WHEN I SAID U HAD AN AFRO I "THOUGHT" I WAS LOOKING AT THE RIGHT PAGE..BUT THEN U POSTED YOUR REAL ONE....ATL OBVIOUSLY SAW YOURS BEFORE SO WHATEVER THEY SAID AINT GOT NOTHING TO DO WITH ME AND U..AND OBVIOUSLY U DO CARE ABOUT ME CHANGING..U SPOKE ON IT. ANYWHO..ON TO MORE IMPORTANT PPL AND THINGS...

lmao at standard!

Ok. I'm back! I could've sworn I told ya'll not to post alot. It took me a half hour to get caught up.

Now, I must agree. We got a couple of people out in my department today, so there's extra work for me to do. I be sitting here trying to figure out how long it will take me to do something so I can get back to blogging.

ROTFLMAO @standard.. *** it looks like bella has it better than some human beings!

lol @smurfette & blackraspberry

and I'm tired of allegria popping in here saying something than leaving wtf is up with that ***!

a *** would tell a *** anything to get some more ***. But if he did go as far as telling her he got her initals tattooed on him, then he's a lil desparate. Lil Kim must got that garbage pu$$y, lol!!

And why does MTO have an *** *** of Kim like her booty jus look big in that pic. Thats not a good look for her booty cuz it look flat

Smurfette...Bella got it better then me, sleeping on the bed, getting homecooked meal and bella got all her ***, Bella better watch her back for real. She b showing us weekley pictures of Bella, we get Bella xmas cards every single yr, oh and when Bella is snoring, my c-worker sleeps on the couch

LOL @ Smurfette

She is a VERY lonely woman.

@ blackraspberry,,. i wish she was

@smurf-No problem just let me know! lol

@official-what you mean VIP you writing the s/hit with us! lol

@ standard-LMAO I know! I just scroll right pass...they be all passionate and s/hit and I'm like...why are you interrupting our topic...gone b/itch....GET!!!

No ebeefs today?

@ chyna, VERY

lol@standard.

LMAO @ standard

"Bella better watch her back for real"... u stupid!!!

lmao at tiny! uh yeah whatever... its a *** blog!!!!! lol.... change what? your keypad? the way you hit the keys? lol why would I care? I just corrected you and let u know I dont know you so can't hate you, I just don't like the way you go at folks... capeesh? lol

And please let us not go on the looks, are u serious tiny? lol let me break this down again for you, I can care less what you think about how I look, that is not what we are discussing, but okay whatever, you think I'm ugly and? I'm not the one going around saying I'm the baddest bytch either, however, YOU HAVE NO ROOM to poke fun at anyone Tiny, especially when it come to size! shall I say misleading? lmao..... but I'm not that petty cuz what a person look like is irrelevant unless we are discussing a celeb, I just found it shocking you talk about folks looks (other bloggers, celebs dont count lol) and you are BUILT the way you are... tsk tsk....

@standard.. I seen those too but I just bypass them!!

lol @reeree nice of you to rejoin us..

allegria, don't front! you was back there talkin bout lemme see your man ***

Offical, I'm hating on Bella for real. She'll tell us what Bella did the *** b4, saying Bella loves cake mix. She come to work with a 3 layer cake asking us if we want some...HELL NO..LOL

TinyTexas & SBW, give it up, no on is herre doing all that, its been a while since any of us ebeef with anyone, so Ladies in the words of my good friend Blackraspberry....LET'S KEEP IT CUTE..OK

SBW I KNOW U NOT TALKING ABOUT HOW NOONE IS BUILT??!!!GTFOH!!!! U HAVE NO ROOM TO TALK HONEY!!! SERIOUSLY!!

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that *** be looking so out of place! lol

Exactly we make our own *** topics up!!!

@Dubya: You crazy! lol

SBW? Are you bout to get it poppin with Tiny? What's good?

YEAH U RIGHT STANDARD...SBW..I AM NOT GOING THERE WITH U TODAY!! EVERYONE HAS SEEN YOUR MYSPACE ..SO THAT SPEAKS FOR ITS SELF..I'M THRU.. I'M GONNA KEEP IT CUTE YA'LL!!

@chitown4life.. it's cookin.. lol

LMAO @standard.. you gonna be on the 5 o'clock news bella gonna be dead!!

lol@hypnotik.. I can give a few tips if it;s gonna get me a free copy!! and i am on the floor right now with: @ standard-LMAO I know! I just scroll right pass...they be all passionate and s/hit and I'm like...why are you interrupting our topic...gone b/itch....GET!!!

LMAO!!! she said all passionate and ***!!

@ SBW

This e-beef is like 2 MONTHS OLD. Ya'll stop that!!! Kiss and make up now damnit!!! LOL

I think Tiny is just *** with you b/c she want you to type them LOOOONNGGG paragraphs j/***

@ strongblackwoman ,. i know right! when somone come in herr talkin bout the actual topic, i be all, "what the f*ck dis fool talkin bout?!"

Ray J is a *** fool if he tat her initials of a hoe on him...

TINY U THE ONE STARTED... SO I'M ONLY FINISHING..., yeah I read into sarcasm, and I quote, "I went to your page and seen why you would side with her", I never go around here saying Im this and that, u do... yal be the ones bringing up my looks not me.... so my thing is to you, you have no room...

BUT IT IS WHAT IT IS, U THINK I GOT A BAD BODY AND I'M UGLY, AND I THINK YOU IGNANT WITH BAD BODY AS WELL.... END OF DISCUSSION.... our feelings will never change lol

my bad standard not trying to change you guys subject, carry on....

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OMG @standard.. you are killin me today I cant even see what the hell i'm typing I have to keep covering up my mouth cuz i'm laughing so hard right now! i'da been like *** you eat that ***.. nasty ***.. she probably had dog hair all in that cake!!

Look there go another one....

ALL ON TOPIC!!!! GTFOH!!!! j/***

Got the nerve to interrupt our convo OMG LOL

Do we have some Chipotle Burrito built people on this blog today....lol!

LMAO!! @ChynaRedd1

SMH @ beefcooka

lmao @tinytexas.. I thougt I was the only one that saw that!!

I ONLY STARTED TO LET U KNOW THAT ATL IS NOT ME AND I'M NOT THE ONLY *** THAT DOESNT LIKE U!! OR SHOULD I SAY GIVE A *** ABOUT U!! AND I THINK U LOOK LIKE A BAD BUILT CHEAP *** GORILLA! AND MY FEELINGS WILL NEVER CHANGE!LOL @ THAT

@offical and standard

hold up i'm out of the loop what are yall talking about?

@ Smurfette

ya'll got me acting silly than a *** today!!! LOL

@official-ok you can get your free copy LOL

aye tinytexasdiamond, take dat sh*t to the ciara blog or something!!

@ blackraspberry, we talkin bout ppl be up in herr postin about the real topic,. we aint been on ray j since 10am!!

yeah man ya'll either need to agree to disagree or just dont say nothing else to each other,cuz i like the both of ya'll and ya'll are really hurting my feelings right now :(

I know I dont have no room to talk I go off on *** on here too... but you know we joke around and laugh or what ever but at the end of the day we have to handle *** like grown *** women not high school girls!!

maybe I should take my own advise!! lol

nah but I havent cussed noboyd out on here all wekk!! (patting myself on the back)

@ blackrasp-LMAO @ "chipotle built ppl"

@official here we go lol.

lol @ Officail and Chyna about the cake.

@SBW:Take that, take that, take that!! Sorry, I had to do it. Tiny made me do it. lol

OKAY..I'M DONE YA'LL..SERIOUSLY CAUSE THE *** IS DUMB

AAAAAAWWWWWWWW OFFICIAL..... U BEING ALL SENSITIVE *** ***!!LOL I PROMISE YA'LL I'M DONE....FOR TODAY

@Official: I'm proud of you. A whole week, huh?

awww official, but that hoe too ignant acting like we in high school talkin bout she isnt the only who dont like me as if I give a ***, I agree Smurfette take that *** elsewhere....

*patting official on the back*

@blackraspberry.. standard was talking about her co-worker's dog and that *** was funny as hell.. i know you dont wanna scroll up.. I dont blame you, dont wanna end up with a headache!!

lol@smurfette.. I forgot what topic we were on!!

@ official

you receive the Most Improved Attitude Award

Yo azz stayed cussing somebody out LOL

thank you texas! and in the words of rodney KANG! "cant we all just get along?"

HEY REEREE... I MEANT TO MESS WITH YOU ABOUT THE RIDING OF THA DYCK BACKWARDS????LMAO..WHAT U KNOW ABOUT THAT?? IN THE *** HUH?????LOL

*** yall have yall ever wondered WHY it aint no REAL dudes on this blog!!! *** I'm tired of talking about *** and aint no DUDE IN SIGHT???! *** I'm lonely right now...I need some MEAT!

too many topics going on right now....so how bout them *** *** s/hit lol

@ ChynaRedd1, i know right! i think she cussed me out a couple of times,. but if i log on the next day, whoever i was e beefing with the day, is cool wit me the next! that sh*t be squashed! the past is the past! ya dig!

Hey Chyna what award do I get...I haven't e beefed all day!!!!

LMAO @ HypnotikHunni3,. wit yo *** azz!!

and here go blackraspberry talking about that chipotle burrito ish LOL

now all we need is allegria talking bout some lip chap and we straight LMAO

SBW....I'M GONE LET U MAKE IT MA! 4 REAL!!

@blackrasp-LOL they here....the just beating they meat while listening to us talk about f/ucking them and drooling over Tanto and Smurf sexcapades

@Smurf- So!!!! *counting down til lunch time* lol

lmao @ all of ya'll!! ya'll stupid as hell.. but for real I know how easy it is to get caught up in that ***, and to be honest we look stupid as hell because in the end we find out it wasnt that serious.. take me and blackdaddy for example.. I roasted him last week, but this week I spoke to him like nothing because it's over and done with and I aint hanging on to nothing that happens on MTO!! *** outta hea.. I have real life issues that dont have *** to do with mto..

lol @ reeree tho with that take dat comment!!

@ HypnotikHunni3, i know right! i seems like when we get deep in discussions, the men disappear! and i cant find my tanto!! she left us!! sniff *sobbing quietly

only *** do that...a real man will speak up! yall im *** and need to get ravished soon!!!

LMA[SPAM]O @ blackraspberry

she said "All day" .*** what happened to yesterday and the day b4 yesterday. At least official said "all week". LOL

You get the *** term award for Most Improved Attitude...... but as soon as you cuss somebody out I'ma have to take it back!!! LOL

im bored now yall! we need a new topic this afternoon!

man I ebeefed since day one...*** that's how i met all yall I probably cussed yall out one point or another but now it's cool cause foreal its all in jokes for me so ladies suck it up like u will a *** and SWALLOW! it's over!

OKAY..SBW..LETS CALL A TRUCE..LETS BE FRIENDS OKAY..I'LL EVEN SEND U A FREINDS REQUEST ON MYSPACE..HELL I'LL EVEN PUT U IN MY TOP FRIENDS LIST.UMKAY??!!

lmao @hypnotikhunni.. you right trust they paying attention to us they just aint got time to stroke and type at the same time!!

@smurfette.. I hope I didnt do that, but if so look it only made our online friendship stronger cuz you my dawG!!

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lmao @ all of ya'll!! ya'll stupid as hell.. but for real I know how easy it is to get caught up in that ***, and to be honest we look stupid as hell because in the end we find out it wasnt that serious.. take me and blackdaddy for example.. I roasted him last week, but this week I spoke to him like nothing because it's over and done with and I aint hanging on to nothing that happens on MTO!! *** outta hea.. I have real life issues that dont have *** to do with mto..

lol @ reeree tho with that take dat comment!!

************************************************* exactly it's a *** blog! the internet where u can be whatever whoever you want, but you got bytches that want to *** a *** if they see them lol..... okay I'm done for real....

@smurfette,I'm back sweetie*batting my eyes*

@ Smurf-She left you yesterday too! Im jealous I gotta "get me one" lol

YEAH START UP ANOTHER TOPIC SINCE I MISSED THIS ONE IN ITS ENTIRETY!! BLACK OR ALLEGRIA..LETS LET ONE OF YOU FOULED MOUTH BYTCHES PICK THA TOPIC...THAT WAY I KNOW IT WOULD BE GOOD!

blackraspberry you cursed everybody out when you first got here, your first *** comment u was going off on someone lol....

naw I'll pass tiny its not that serious for me.... lol

yeah I onlu e-beef w/ stan (mainly Beyonce ones) LOL j/***

*only

Don't cry Smurfette! Imagine how I must feel. I've been celibate now for a couple of months. And now my Aunt Flo is in town (***), so you gotta know my *** is hornier than a mother. I'm gonna have to break this celibacy when that *** Flo leaves.

@tanto- yall can continue now *grabs popcorn* lol

Blackraspberry, we talking about ppl who treat their dogs better then kids. i would say scroll up but i don't wanna lose u...LOL

TinyTexas & SBW, i'm over both y'all for real now y'all both wanna have the last word. y'all killing the whole fun topic we're talking about, keep it up and both og y'all going in the "hate u hat" and i'm not playing....LOL BTW, we're all beautiful in all shapes and sizes. SBW i saw ur pic and ur pretty and i'm sure TinyTexas is 2...oh and we can't forget about me, quiet as kept i look better then both y'all..LOL

GOT DAMMIT HYPNOTIKHUNNI3 u jinxed me! lol gotta *** do some work, dammit lol.... but they will have to wait this one out lol, pass the popcorn please...

I told yal yal should have saved some of those topics for 2morow lol

standard we are done we aren't beefing anymore!!! we lol about it!!! so dont get over me lol...

Lol@HypnotikHunni3

(clearing my throat as I step up to the podium to accept my award)

I just wanna thank all those *** at mto that I cursed the hell out! and for those who supported me through it all my girl Allegria I love you, My girl Blackraspberry keep it cute, my girl pinklici I lubb you, my girl smurfette w/o you I wouldnt be here, my girl SBW your knowledge keeps me going, my girl tinytexasdiamond thanks for the laughs, my girl chynaredd1 for keeping it real, my girl standard reppin the Bx, reeree makes my day, hypnotikhunni became an instant member of the click, and tanto for making me laugh, and I hope I didnt forget anyone!! I love you

thank you god!!

standard at one point u gotta admit watching folks roast each other was fun as hell before these *** convos....

*handing official her MTO best blogger award and some tissue to wipe the eyes* lol

today's show is starring Tanto & Smurfette

"Between the *** on a hot summer Day"

(grabbing my blunt) firing it up.. come on yall IT'S ***!

lmao @myself.. aight now lets get back to it

@ tanto07103, YOU'RE BACK!! im missed you! *blushin

lol@Official: I knew I had better be in that speech!! lol.

@SBW- I didn't mean to jinx you lol

@ Official-LMAO how you put thank you God at the end?

LMAO @blackrasp and sbw

this is my acceptance speech

*** all that *** i said cause I was HIGH AZZ A *** so ladies/gents/dykes/***'s etc...Love is Love, Drug's is Drug's now lets get *** UP!!!!

*** Smurfette: I guess you're feeling better now. But what about me? I don't have nobody to be lovin me right now! :(

* wipes tear away from eye

Bravo Bravo @ official

@smurfette,yea I had to go feed my face.

@reeree you know I couldnt leave you out then me and you would have been beefing cuz you would have cussed me out!! :)

@hypnotikhunni.. I dunno.. am i going to hell.. i'm scared now..

WTH @ blackraspberry !!!!!! LOL

I think Blackraspberry should get a life time achievement award for not ebeefing all week, don't let me down Black we got 1 more day babe.

Smurfette & Tanto back together again. When y'll hooking up?

@ReeRee,AWWW

Bytches getting awards and no one mentions the one and only RAINBOW fugg all of ya's!

I just came back from lunch whats the latest?

@ ReeRee, im sowwy boo! but i gotta hook myself up!! lol

@HypnotikHunni3, quit hatin! LMAO

@ tanto07103, what u got on *whispering

@ tanto

feed your face w/ some ***???? lol j/***

They;re both plastic, so

@official-Don't worry if you are I am...and it can't be worse than what we go through right now lol

@chynaredd.. thank you thank you !!

TINYTEXAS...What the hell? I thought we was all cool. I be gettin lost in these cyber beefs for real

@ standard

scroll up I gave black the Temporary Most Improved Attitude Award b/c she said she hadn't e-beefed all day....lol

@Smurf-I said I gotta get me one LOL don't slip up and not post for a day lol j/***

I see how it is Smurfette, it's cool. I'ma get me some soon. lol

Right now, I going down to the cafeteria to get a snack. I gots the munchies cuz of that *** Flo. lol

@ HypnotikHunni3, WTH that supposed to mean!! i think i got a lil e-beef with hypnotic! lol

*I'm*

Yo where we at? I can't read all these effing comments. Is the SBW/TINYTEXAS ebeef over?

ah *** I knew I was gonna forget somebody!! sorry rainbow!

@hypnotik at least I wont be alone!!

Lmao @blackraspberry's acceptance speech!

lol @standard.. didnt she cuss somebody out yesterday!!??

@ standard, im waiting until tanto ready! im verrrrryy patient! lol

@chynaRedd1,naw that n*gga wish his D*ck was on the menu.lol @smurfette,(wispering)Blue tight jeans,baby tee,pink bra,pink boyshorts underneath.

SBW/TINY were beefing and i missed it *** i need mto TVO!

@smurf- Bring it! but I must warn you I get even hornier when I'm angry...that angry *** be the devil! lol

Offical i'm kinda mad i got that little asss *** out but i'll take it, we better savour this, no telling when this will happen again.LOL love u though

Blackraspberry, pass it 2 me, cuz this gon b good

LOL @ RBB

U know u one of the funniest mofo's on here. Don't feel left out!

LMAO B-Ras told me she was my long lost daddy the other day!

@pinklici, i know it's hard to keep up with the courtroom stenographers, cuz i swear these *** type fast as hell, by the time I'm finished typing my comment they be on a whole other subject then I have to catch up again aint that a ***...

@smurfette,be gentle it's my first time.lol

awwwwwwww official Im Snitching!!!! you did not include allegria!!!!

well dont worry she out with her helmet on chasing that *** yellow bus...I hope she can catch it!!

*** I just turned on the news and it said girl with a helmet just got ranned over by the *** bus....Official call her!

@standard.. I'm so sowwy.. you know you my homie!!

@ tanto07103,. *** my mouth watering like h*ll! pink boy ***! sh*t! okay,. calm down. icant even type right now! Hypnotic, gonna get f*cked up, for real! lol

@tanto07103, i will be real gentle, take my time! whatever u want, baby,. *** im ***

lmao @blackraspberry!! she was the 1st one I mentioned... i'ma call her now tho

ChynRedd, oh ok, she's been great this week, *** for real we all have been minus SBW & TinyTexas but i ain't saying nuthin.

Smurfette, i can't wait until the day after. Wonder where those pink boyshorts gon b..LOL a head scraf

BTW I love pink

OFFICIAL...I know that's right. These b/itches type somebody chasing they ***.

sorry *like somebody chasing*

Y'all are truly a *** mess,I am so tickled.

lol@rainbow...yeah its me yo pappy! why the hell u looking for me! I'm not sending yo azz no more child support checks for yo momma to go smoke up! now beat it! LOL

AwwWWWWW lawd

Smurfette & tanto having they own lil thing going on right now!!!! LOL WTH

@chynaredd1,yea.I think ReeRee wants to join us.lol

lol @smurfette..

lmao @pinklici

@Smurf-LMAO! f*cked up with panties pulled to the side? j/*** keep talking to tanto this is getting better than my porn collection lol

@official-You got some courtroom stenographer tendencies in you too! lol

LMAO @ pappy

lmao @ standard.. a head scarf!! lololol

PINK.....NOPE!! WE ARE NOW THOUGH... SBW U KNOW U WANNA BE MY FRIEND!! IT WAS A *** JOKE WHEN I SAID I WAS GONE *** U..I FORGOT HOW THE CONVERSATION WENT..BUT I KNOW I DIDNT BRING UP THE WHOLE *** U OUT OF NOWHERE...ANYWAY THATS IRRELEVANT.. SO YA'LL I'M CALLING A PRESS CONFERENCE LIKE 50 & GAME.. I'M SQUASHING THE BEEF WITH STRONGBLACKWOMAN.. OKAY??!! I'LL EVEN GO AS FAR AS TO SAY *gritting teeth*U LOOK KINDA CUTE ON YOUR MYSPACE PIC!

@ tanto

u should let her theres always room for one more lol

Sbw i see you were beefing...*** i can't leave you alone for one minute...but its good to know that your not going to entertain beefs anymore lol

Like i said before...this convo got me lmao!

LMAO@ blackraspberry

where's the *** pony you promised me did you spend on yo other woman!

Ray J, you are only making yourself look like a fool.

Kim the gold digger is moving on to bigger and better things. sorry ray j, your money ran out too soon.

@tanto07103,. mmmm u love pink! ima have to bring you a matchin bra a panty set when i ***,. watch u put it on, so i can take it off,....

@hypnotik I think you got me beat!! lol

lmao @blackraspberry!! or pappy!!

*** it maaaannnnnnn !!!!

I'm just going to start typing a whole bunch of nasty ***.....cuz ya'll chicks ALL OVER THE PLACE.

We have *** *** going on, awards and ish, e-beefing, WTF!!!!! LOL

TinyTexas....stop it, u ain't making it no better

LOL and we got pappys on here dissin they kids.... LMAO

@C If PrettyLatina wasn't able to read a *** weather report and know a hurricane was coming to Belize then she deserves eer'thing she got. Maybe she's floatin down the river somewhere, or hanging onto a plank of wood in the Bermuda Triangle! lmfao

lol@rainbow

I sent that *** pony when u was 3 (holding head) dont tell me yo momma sold that too!!

LIL KIM LOOKS HORRIBLE ONE MIN. AND PRETTY THE NEXT I'D HATE TO WAKE UP NEXT TO HER SO I HOPE RAY J GOT THAT IN MIND

@TINYTEXAS...Awwwwwww. I'm proud of you. Now SBW, don't you have something to say to TINYTEXAS?

@smurfette,Im part of the itty bitty titty commitee,so get me a size 34b bra panties should b size med ok.lol

rotflmao@ blackraspberry *** she sell every *** thing!

ChynaRedd, thats how it goes down in MTO minus MTO whack asss stories *** ***.

Ain it funny how ppl be talking to the celebs like they're the ones posting s/hit about themselves. I.e.-Supahead why you act like that?? Like she gonna pop up and say Cuz I can BIOTCH!

wtf *** did somebody just mention ray-j??

roflmao@ tinytexas,, well you're trying so you get an S for effort!!

@chynaredd1.. i know I dont even know what the hell we suppose to be talking about

AND we still got ppl comin in here ALL ON TOPIC and ish like they can't see we've moved on. LOL

WHAT THE HELL IS EMAIL2MICHAEL TALKING BOUT? Like I said Drugs is Drugs!

Blackraspberry, I took it and it ain't no phony no more....LOL

@ tanto07103,, alright baby! *writes down sizes

@officialbronxite, i thought i seen somebody have the nerve to come in herr and comment on Ray j,. the f*ckin nerve!!!!!!!

yeah it was JukeBox...yeah JukephuckingBox! somebody with a name like that is capable of doing dumb *** like interrupting our *** conversation!!!

LMAO @email2michael.. that's wishful thinking on my part!!

roflmao@ hypnotikhunni.. you stooooooooopid~!

@tinytexas.. I meant an A.. sorry!!! lol

*** @ email2

That was kinda mean lol

lol@OFFICIAL.. I WAS LIKE WHAT THA *** ARE THEY TALKING ABOUT..HELL I FORGOT WE WERE ON THE RAYJ BLOG!!

***, ol' Ray J went and got p**sy whipped....

I see why he's doing it though...If I went from a fine azz dime like Kim *** to an ugly plastic surgery addicted, tranny looking freak like Lil Kim I would try to reverse field too...

@ HypnotikHunni3, YO LAST COMMENT WAS FUNNY AS HELL!

@ blackraspberry LMAO

Pinklici, i'm not so sure if i like TinyTexas reply, espeically the gritting teeth part. Its not geninue Tiny....b nice

wtf esotericdredz talkin bout?

LMAO @ blackrasp

STOP IT.....or I'm going to take your award away...LOL

OFFICIAL...I THOUGHT YOUR *** WAS BEING FUNNY WITH THE S!LOL..

Tanto...dang 34B, i was that size with i was 6months old...LOL i was filling out my onezies like a mug....LOL

@blackrasp,dont start.lol

EWWWWWWWWW AND DOUBLE YUK! After seeing him eat her out (both holes) i have no respect 4 this kat...NONE!

yeah smurfette... didnt somebody say earlier that we havent been on this topic since 10am..

wtf.. I just had to check this *** on the phone right now.. she was asking for My doctors medicaid number and by accident I said medicare to my co-worker and she was like MEDICAID and I was like whatever and she was like no it's not whatever, and I said listen she knows what i'm talking about we were on the medicaid topic so what's your point and she was like well I need the number and I was like well you need to wait and I hung up on that ***!! yay for me!! *** you lose!

LMAO@ blackrasp

@official-LMAO am I slow or what? I actually didn't see anything wrong with S for effort

@esoteric-you're on the wrong blog....

lol maybe if we tell people that they'll believe it...that would be some funny s/hit

@standard,but my heiny makes up for it.lol

@ tanto07103,

I see you! I see you holding it down in here.

I'm in the post about the lady preacher gettin her azz whooped by her *** husband....or some mess!

ok now fred really needs to do something about this!!

@ tanto07103, u see how i aint blink when you said them thangs was small, i figured she must have a fat azz!! i got enough t*tties for both of us! 36DD

@standard-LMAO "6 month old" wait...I'm laughing at myself...f/uck it's still funny lol

@official-You just got an award now you back to cussin ppl out lol

*** @ Smurfette

If you not careful you could smother a bytch w/ them 36DD LOL

@officialbronxite, who the hell u rippin up now!

lol @hypnotikhunni.. I had to re-read it and I was like "s" wtf is wrong with me!!

ay yooooo I'm about to do something i've never done before...

i'm about to post my MYSPACE address!!

ok maybe not!! lol

@smurf-DAYM....them some mother smothers for real! lol

noooooooooo chyna dont take my award away (on my knees pulling on your skirt)!

Who the *** wear a 34A!!! oh HELL TO THE NO!!! yeah I bet you got straight A's in school with a chest that small!!

LOL @ official