: MediaTakeOut.com got a hold of photos from Missy Elliot's birthday party. If we know Keyshia like we think we do, Missy's gonna be paying her cleaning bill...
Mmm, mmm, mmm!!!
All the make-up in the world isn't gonna help Missy's ug-mug!!! lol And her manager in the back looks just as bad!!!
I LUUUVVV Keyshia's hair and I liked her scarf and jacket too, until Missy's greasy ass face messed it up!!! lol
Ciara looks nice...
The Simmons girls are cute, too...Angela just needs to take off that scarf, looking like she's going to the corner store or something...lol
Luv Kerri's hair and make-up
Tweet, there's no words for that mess on your head!!! lol
KERRY LOOKS LIKE SHE IS READY FOR DR. CUMONGUMZ TO GIVE HER AN ENDOSCOPY OR A SWALLOW STUDY!
AND ANOTHER THING...
KERRY, EVERYTIME YOU LOOK IN THE MIRROR, IT IS QUITE OBVIOUS YOUR NOT A WHITE CHIC!
PLEASE DO SOMETHING TO THAT DRY, BRITTLE, STRINGY, FRESH OFF THE HORSE'S AZZ LOOKING WEAVE OF YOURS!
THE UN-BE-WEAVEABLE IS SERIOUSLY TATTERED AND NATTERED, GIRL DO US ALL A FAVOR AND GET YOUR HEAD DONE BY A PROFESSIONAL "BLACK" STYLIST!
THE PUDDY CAT (SYLVESTER) WOULD KICK OFF IN TWEETIE'S AZZ, IF HE KNEW THAT SHE WAS WALKING AROUND PRETENDING TO BE A F*CK'N FRAGGLE!
MISSY STYLE MAKES HER CUTE, BUT HER MAKE-UP ARTIST NEEDS TO BE FIRED FOR THAT SMUGG SH*T!
KEYSHIA & CIARA BE JUST DOING THEIR THANG AND THEY BOTH KNOW THEY LOOK CUTE DOING IT!
GO GIRLS!
WHAT'S UP WITH KERRY'S MOUTH?? AND KEYSHIA NEEDS TO HIRE A NEW HAIR STYLIST CAUSE I'M ABOUT SICK OF THE MARILYN MONROE LOOK!! MISSY DOES LOOK LIKE SHE'S BACK @ THE DINNER TABLE AND WTF IS GOING ON WITH TWEET'S HAIR?? THAT SHYT LOOKS LIKE IT EXPLODED!! I ALSO THINK VANESSA LOOKS BETTER THAN ANGELA ALTHOUGH I CAN'T STAND THAT SILLY SMIRK VANESSA ALWAYS GIVE THE CAMERAS!
EVERYBODY IN THOSE PHOTOS GOT TOO MUCH MAKEUP ON!!
Keyshia Cole- my girl, stay looking stylish. even Ciara looks good.
Leave Kerry Washington alone. lol
Simmons sisters are always late with fashion and trends. the 'Hippie' look was last season,
and what is the deal with Vanessa's face? did she get a whiff of her upper lip?
Tweet must have secretly snuck out of Rehab, cause she looks like a former alcoholic that just spent 2 minutes at a spa
Kerry Washington was engaged to a white guy but it didn't work out.You can tell she still brings it back around the way for the brothers though. You can see it in her eyes.All you chicks mad about the oral sex comment,please keep in mind MTO is REALLY RUN by white dudes. So they will always expose their sick ISSUES where Black females are concerned. HELLO MissJNS .
Missy looks like shes EXTRA ready to dive into a big ole heaping bag of coooch.
Tweet looks like a halloween mask I bought at Party City lmao!
Ciara like "You see dis [EXPLETIVE]!" lmao!
Tweet like "I know im ugly y'all, im goin thru it"
Something ghetto about Keisha Cole, just cant put my hand on it..(Leopard scarf, tank top@ a club, Paten-leather denim Levi pants, press on nails, humongo tattoo on ripping biceps)
who wanna bet ciara can bench press 250 while doing the matrix?
(searches crowd) You know da'brat up in derr somewhere. Was this in D.C. or Atlanta....this was the Bulldyke Convention, right?
lmfao @ picasso. jeez u take no prisoners at all lol.
keyshia stay in white pants and a wife beater. she wore that at the boost mobile rock corps concert last nite.
lmfao @ kerri washington comment, mto yall are too mean. she is gorgeous tho.
tweet need to get that damn dog off her head before it eats her. she just look a hot mess all around.
missy, not all in the make up in the world can make u cute, sahwee.
Why do all of these nappy headed sisters have long white women hair and some even have the audacity to have goddam blonde hair....LOL
This is truly a lost people. They have lost their way, lost their culture, their languages and have lost their very mind!
So what Uncle_Tom!! You always have something stupid to say. Unless you are a black woman you wouldn't understand, why do people think black women do their hair like this just to look like white women?! People do it for different reasons like because it's easier to manage, and black men know they would not be going out with a "sister" if she had natural hair in braids or a afro!! So let's be real. What about white women getting their asses, lips and noses done?! Why nobodys says that they are trying to look like black women?
Anyway Missy is in HEAVEN LMAO!! She was like yeahhhhh boyyyyy like Flav up in that joint! I like her shirt though, and Keyshia wasn't even sweating that jacket she just took that sh!t off. But she really needs to stop wearing so much white god forbid her dot comes on! It does look like something is up with all these women look at Keyshia and Ciara they look like someone caught them doing something they shouldn't be. And in the last pic Ciara looks retarded and Tweet looks like she is back on that stuff again. The Simmon's sisters look a hot mess, and you people say Keyshia is hood. That Kerry comment was racist and unnecessary.
Remy Ma
For your information I love to touch a sisters hair when its in a natural, or in twists, in cornrolls, or in that style that Farina from the little Rascals use to wear... Those looks are hot for a sister...
It doesnt make them look so much like a "typical" insecure chickenhead...
It also gives wm a one up on white girls who because of their weak and recessive hair texture, literally cannot "go there" with the sisters...
Yall need to stop playing in the visitors arena all the time and think about playing a couple of games on home turf ;)
First I would like to say that all the ladies look nice but Tweet looks a lil rough. Its all good tho...we all have our days.
The comment towards Kerry Washington was TOTALLY disrespectful and COMPLETELY uncalled for. You wonder why more and more black women are starting to date outside our race. Look at how we get treating by black men. If a white man had said that about her Al Sharpton and Jesse Jackson would be all over that [EXPLETIVE]. I see you Kerry, do you and fucck these bitter azz, lame azz dudes. If you are a respectful, tactful, man then keep doing what you do and more power to you.
I never heard anything bad about Kerry being a premiscious or anything like that so that shyt needz to be taking down asap. I never even seen y'all talk about super-head like that. Fucckin haters.
I just got into an argument last week with my ex, a latino, because he said that black men call their women hoez more than any other race. I told him that this wasn't true, and boy oh boy after seeing this stunt and pathetic attempt of comedy...I am eating my words.
To the dumb azz moron (whom I won't even acknowledge by name) that says these sistas are trying to have hair like Caucasian women. Let me tell you something, WHITE WOMEN ARE NOT THE ONLY WOMEN WITH STRAIGHT HAIR, I REPEAT, WHITE WOMEN ARE NOT THE ONLY WOMEN WITH STRAIGHT HAIR!!!!! DUMBAZZ!!!!
ASIAN, NATIVE AMERICAN, ARAB, INDIAN, SOMALIAN, ETHIOIPIAN, AND SOME HISPANIC WOMEN HAVE STRAIGHT AND CURLY HAIR.
I hate when people say that black women are trying to be like white women because we straighten out hair. The truth of the matter is no matter how much relaxer we use our hair never gets as straight as a white womans. All white women don't even have straight hair to begin with. Keyshia does have her hair blonde, which is Euro, but how come no-one makes a big deal when Hispanic/Latino women dye their hair blonde. Its just a fashion statement for fuccks sake. I think the man, I mean little boy, complaining is just an ignorant azz miserable fool(might be a closeted homo, cause what man straight man cares that much about hair?) . Hair is the least of our worries as people. Like how come there are more black men in prison than college, and 70% of black households are single women. Oh wait its all the women fault for relaxing their hair, and it's all Keyshia Cole's fault for dying her hair blonde. Maybe we should all sue Keyshia and Mary J. Blige, because this idoit wants to blame them for the plight of all blacks in this country. I mean, for real, come on people.
Don't you think that we have bigger fish to fry.
No more band-aids over bullet wounds.
Read my poem.
Band aids over Bullet Wounds
you stupid negro I have no sympathy for you look at what you have become dedicated to the block but abandon your sons just so that you could have a brand new pair of air forces ones you can't complain bout the white man no mo brotha he didn't hold your head up with a gun and tell you to slang on the block from sun up to sun gone and some women ain't no betta kid lookin all beat up but the mamas hair is done man oh man oh man what the hell have we become. it wasn't that long ago when hymns were being sung and songs were secret codes not talkin bout flashy clothes or hoes but about freedom and salvation for the soul. what the hell happened did the UNCF run all out of funds? man oh man oh man what have we become. you might not know but I know even tho we have came this far we still got a long long way to go. what will it take? segregation again? cause it seems like that was the only time we were friends when brothas were lovers and sisters were mothers. I want to see the day when instead of filling up a cell block we fill up a classroom. I will pray and be patient tho change might not come soon I keep hoping and praying for the day that we stop putting band-aids over bullet wounds.
Rebekah J.
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@ninja
I'll tell you what...Indian women, Chinese women, Asian women and whoever else you named may have straight hair...
But I'll tell you something else...Ciarra. Keisha, Missy, Kerry and Tweet all have thick beautiful coarse nappy hair...African people are the only people on this planet blessed with such hair and when these women alter their hair to be other than THEMSELVES, they curse God, in his likeness and image they were created...
What would the Jesus of Revelation (hair like lambs wool, skin the color of burnt brass)say if he saw these chicks ashamed of beiing in the image and the likeness of God?...
What do little black boys think when they see their mothers and sisters being ashamed of their NATURAL BEAUTY? For our women their NATURAL BEAUTY is having their hair in twists, braids, short and long afros, locks etc... When little black boys see their first teachers(the black woman) wear their hair to represent their culture that sends a clear message to them.
When they see their mothers straightening , perming, weaving and wigging up to look as least like their natural selves as possible, that also sends s different kind of message...
When these little black boys grow up and become your Ciba Gooding Jr.'s, your Charles Barkleys, your Kobe Bryants, you pretend you cant understand their motivation, because they all clearly had black mothers...But they all most likely had black mothers who upheld someone elses standards of beauty and not their own...
So why should black boys who are conditioned to accept straightened hair as the standard of beauty by their own mothers, why should sisters pretend to be shocked when these same black boys come of age and seek out a Rolex(a real white chick) as opposed to a Rolecs(a black chick aspiring to look like a white chick)?
THIS IS RIDICULOUS. I WOULD BE SO EMBARRASSED IF I WERE KEYSHIA. KEYSHIA'S HAIR DOES LOOK A MESS SHE NEEDS TO GO BACK TO THE OLD RED STYLES THEY WERE CUTE, SHE ALSO NEEDS TO TIGHTEN UP ON THE WARDROBE. PERHAPS SHE COULD FIND A BRAS THAT ACTUALLY FITS HER. THE SIMMONS SISTERS LOOK OK BUT EVERYONE KNOWS VANNESSA IS THE CUTE ONE. TWEET LOOKS LIKE SHE HAD TOO MUCH HYPNOTIQ
Uncle TOmeka, if a black man wants a white woman then more power to him. Just tell him to stay his black azz outta jail and take care of his kids. I am not going to be lonely so I don't care. You look really dumb quoting scripture to me after denouncing the holy Bible and Jesus on here weeks ago. YOu hypocrite...ha yes I do read a lot of this posts, bet you feeling real stupid now.
People take hair wayyy to serious. It's not that serious. Women period, love hair. Black and white It's fashionable, it makes a statement, it frames the face. Ya know! I DO NOT like to wear the same style all the time. Whether short or long. Every 2 weeks I must change up. So, let black women wear our weaves if you aint got a problem with white women wearing fake body parts. By the way, they do be weaving it up to.
I don't care how you feel, Imma do what I do anyways. So, don't worry about it.
That can't be Tweet looking like a broke down crackhead. I liked that one song she did though.
At first, I wasn't feeling Keyshia Coles hair but, now, it grew on me. See what happens when you do what you do anyways. And, I love those white pants. Kerry Washington don't have to get with a white dude to do that. Just do it with your man. The Simmons sisters are very pretty and so is Ciara. As for Missy, after that other story, all I can say is "No Comment".
