Thats said as hell

ok

Oh MY

Good. Go to jail. Maybe you'll have time to come up with some new hairstyles with your new girlfriends.

first.

Sad as hell my bad

I love how yall have the most flugy pics when ya'll reporting bad news about somebody! I love it...she looks a mess in this pic.

That's a bit extreme

looking like that, she should be doing some time.......just out of order......two years for looking just plain stank....

frugly*

This is stupid...............so this made top story mto? Im mad

Damn!! Free Kelis!! LOL!

SHE'T BOSSY SHE CAN HANDLE IT. BUT SHE IS ONE WEIRD ASS GIRL.

HOT MESS cassarole with cheese!!

STUPID

Her Milkshake will bring all the Bulldaggas to the Yard up in that Jail.

Good Mornin MTO friends n fam!

Yall wrong for that picture!!

Oh my! Sorry Nas!!

I don't like this b**ch no way so if she do any kind of time in jail so be it....Who the hell she think she is to interrupt a police bust anyway...Nas don't have that much power where she feels she can do anything she want to do. Lock her crazy, ugly ass up for awhile.

Dang yall are fast!! She acts so trash-ish Is that a word? LOL

I love Kelis... She'll be aight where ever she is...

she the girl that play in good time. i rember her yep thats her

meh

IT'S NAS FAULT HE'S STIRRING UP THE CONTROVERSAL WITH HIS ALBUM TITLE. SHE CLAIMS SHE'S BOSSY, SO SUVK IT UP.

I am going to need yall to remove tha pic asap

She is crazy any way, I will be glad when her and that loser Nas disappears.

SHE JUST WANT S TO BE IN THE SPOTLIGHT CAUSE HER CAREER IS ALMOST NON EXISTENT! BOOOOOOOO HER ASS!

I love kelis!

but don't they have better things to worry about? like TRYING TO FIGURE A WAY TO STOP PROSECUTING INNNOCENT FOLKS! OR SENDING AFRICAN AMERICANS AWAY FOR LIFE OVER PETTY SHYT! WHEN U GOT CORPORATE FOLKS EMBEZZLING MILLIONS OF FREAKIN DOLLARS! AND WHERE THE HELL IS OSAMA BIN LADEN? LOL

Morning folks!

That man looks like he has a long dong.

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz....anyway! i forgot Kelis was even alive. *shrug* this could've been a sideline story, MTO

sucks for her!

I can't believe my baby Nas got married to this uuuugly a$$ b!tch!!!!! But yeah, go to jail b!tch so I can scheme on ya man! hahahahahahaha

Now even women are getting in trouble for crimes! With all that money they should sit down somewhere!

What Up MTO Family

Yeah Lets see how Bossy this crazy bitch is Behind Bars LMAO!!! J/K!!!

"[The prosecutor] is so furious with Kelis for wasting the court and the officer's time that [they're] no longer interested in pleading the case out.".....................................

What this pickaninny actually has the AUDACITY to STAND UP FOR HERSELF AND SAY SHE IS INNOCENT? What this jiggaboo actually has the clout to hire an attorney that actually does thier job instead of going with one of our public defenders? She is going to really use her tax paying dollars that run the courthouse and police salaries for her own benifit? She calls it exercising her right in the judicial system......WE CALL IT A WASTE OF TIME!! And we WILL make this ni$$a pay the price for standing up like a grown woman!

Damn the fact that some don't like the way she dress. Open ya eyes to the bigger picture and the message this sends!

SHE LOOKIN TOO STANK IN THAT PICTURE LOL

Neva do I want to see a sista in jail cause she dresses tacky!!!!!!!!

Morning family and friends!!!

She should be arrested for that getup. And MTO should be arrested for constantly showing us her picture in that getup.

I still wonder what Nas saw in this chick. She looks like she has Body odor cattrap and all. Hate for anybody to go to jail but she looks like one of those ppl that thinks they are above the law.

Well its always been in style to lock up poor people even when they are innocent, so f/u/c/k these stars that keep doing stupid s/h/i/t and expecting to get away with it.

NO...she wont...HEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY FAMILY

@standard...yesterday u left me out of roll call...i have my shotgun ready if u do that again!

What the fukk is a "Kelis"? GTFOHWTS!

I wanna charge her for aggravated apparel assault! I am assaulted by her apparel and also aggravated! Do a smell a civil case!!!

LOL @ email2michael. RLMAO @ "bulldaggaz" now that is some old school down south terminology right there!!!

she's not going to jail for that! if she would have physically assaulted an officer, then probably so, but for just just talking shhit...hell naw! The police can't tell you to shut up!! freedom of speech is a right

RLAMO @ pinklici and allegriaymaria OH MY DAMN YALL !!!!!

She married to Mr. Deep Pockets so sitting in jail isn't a option. I was once arrested and charged with disorderly conduct and resisting arrest (for protesting) and all I received was a fine...

Morning baby

Morning MTO fam

whats up SBW......... I like her too. Everybody want to run around and be a carbon copy of shyt. I would neva rock the stuff she does but I aplaud her for being ORIGINAL! And I definately applaud her for standing up for herself. If you stand for nothing you will fall for anything ....which is obvious alot of these teenagers (got to be) in here are doing by some of these comments I read! Whew!!!!!

GOOD MORNIN BABY

HEY EVERYONE ELSE!!!

D-JIZZLE IN THE HOUSE!

wow, if this pans out this will be a huge scoop for MTO. i'll be watching to see how it plays out

New York ain't got no use for Kelis anyway. I hear she's real big in London though. She should prolly move her milkshake drankin' ass over there.

Hey Kelis: "I HATE YOU SO MUCH RIGHT NOW! AAAAAHHHHH!!!"

It was Kelis who sang that garbage right?

First off that picture is skank-a-licious.

She tryna get some type of publicity, no one including is interested in her so she gotta do something to get her assss back in the spotlight and what better way to do it. going to court/jail is the new thing anyway

MTO: someone going to snitch out your "sources" like how they are imaginary friends

DAMN! AND BTW.. THIS IS ONE OF THE WORST PICS OF HER I'VE SEEN BY FAR, FOR A SEC THERE, I THOUGHT IT WAS KEISHA COLE...LOL..KELIS LOOKS LIKE A STRAIGHT H.A.M!

IS SHE DOING THE "CHICKEN NODDLE SOUP" DANCE? IF SHE IS SHE NEEDS TO STOP!! I DOUGHT IF SHE GOES TO JAIL MTO! SHE MAY GET PROBATION. AND WHY DO YOU GUYS ALWAYS SAY A CLOSE SOURCE TELLS YOU THESE BORING ASS RUMORS? JUST SAY YOU CO-WORKERS OR YOUR REPORTER. NO ONE IS THAT STUPID TO BELIEVE ANYONE COMES RUNNING TO TELL YOU SOME MADE UP GOSSIP!YOU ARE A COPY-CAT WEB SITE, THAT USES THE SAME TACTICS AS THE TABLIODS!!!! AT LEAST [SPAM] JUST TELLS THE [EXPLETIVE] LIKE THEY GET IT. IF THE STORY IS NOT RESEARCHABLE THEY DON'T PRINT IT, TAKE NOTES [EXPLETIVE]!!!

GUESS I'LL BE BANNED AGAIN!!!

Nas messed up when he chose her to be his wife. He shoulda pulled a Jay-Z and got with a girl that would be an assest to his career.

MTO, is that the best picture y'all could have found??? My goodness!

Hey

Mocha_Luv(i got u) JIZZLE Pinklici SBW Allegria C

pink yeah that was her with that wack asz song!! who did she hate so much anyway were there any other words to that shyt

Aw man, she's gonna be Big Berths's bytch.

standard

What I would do roll call, but these cats get sensitive if you forget them, so I just say what up MTO!!! And E2M is mad at you LOL!!!

MORNING MTO PEEPS! WHAT'S THE BIZNESS!!

MAN KELIS NEED TO CHILL OUT! SHE BEEN FALLING OFF LATELY! WTF IS UP WITH THAT? SHE NEED TO GO SCREAM ON ANOTHA TRACK TO GET SOME OF THAT ANNA OFF HER CHEST OR SOMETHING!

Hella please! Kelis ain't never been on...

She ain't fell off a nuthin. Bitch been sprawled out on the floor since day one

I LOVE KELIS

AND I AGREE AND LMAO @/WITH SBW!! SHOULDN'T THEY STILL BE OUT FINDING "THE OTHER GLOVE" OR SOMETHING! LOL. SERIOUSLY, IF THEY CAN LET THOSE WALKING FIRE CROTCH BITCHES (BRITTANY, NICOLE, LINDSEY, AND PARIS)DO A DAY, 45 MINS. AND 3 WKS. IN JAIL, FOR A MORE SERIOUS CRIME..THEN KELIS SHOULD GET THE SAME PUNISHMENT(IF ANY)THAT THEY GOT!!

MORNING ERR'BODY!!!

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whats up SBW......... I like her too. Everybody want to run around and be a carbon copy of shyt. I would neva rock the stuff she does but I aplaud her for being ORIGINAL! And I definately applaud her for standing up for herself. If you stand for nothing you will fall for anything ....which is obvious alot of these teenagers (got to be) in here are doing by some of these comments I read! Whew!!!!! *************************************************

U KNOW I GOTTA COSIGN.....

as for her style shyt everybody came out with screaming tracks after kelis, "ring the alarm"..... i can go on for days....

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Hella please! Kelis ain't never been on...

She ain't fell off a nuthin. Bitch been sprawled out on the floor since day one $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$

LMAO! Morning All.

lol at Vanilla_one, I agree, and she is beautiful and her last album was great.... but I like different stuff and every song on there sounds different.... she is very original...

BOOOORRRIIING

FUK KELIS' MUSTY SCREAMING AZZ!!!

C

yeah i b gettng mad when i don't c my name 2....LOL i try to shout everybody out. u know they don't go for just Hey y'all...LOL He shouldn't b, i need some and he's not around. i need dik on a regular...LOL

SBW shes original awwight originally wack than a muthafuka

tinytexasdiamond

What Up Baby!!! And I Co-Sign

PINK I LIKED HER BACK IN THE DAY, BUT NOW SHE JUST A JOKE! I EVEN LIKED BOSSY, BUT NAS LETTING HER CREATIVE SIDE COME OUT TO MUCH!

Oh well.

standard

I dont get, I just say fukk them and keep it movin LOLOL!!! J/K!!!

What the hell happened to this chick? She looked good when she was shakin her milkshake but now a MESS.

Well that was dumb =/

LOL at C, u know we'll cyber choke u.

I think she doing the chicken dance in the pic

LOL at Kingsolo with a soda on the side

I see Fantasia's sporting a new hair color.

Indigo

Good Morning!

Kelis in jail?

YALL GO TO CN TO READ CRAFTY'S LIL STORY! HE A MESS!

how you doing this morning allegria

wtf...did britney go 2 jail for running over the pauv yet kelis goes for some stupid shyt? wow. wtf.

Kingsolo she doing that dance Ashley Simpson did on SNL when she got caught lip-syncing

What happend with this story? I don't remember anything about this - incidentally, since ALL of MTO's "inside source" turn out to mean ZILCH, I"m not buyin that either!

She's a gossip, she'll tell your business, she knows the business, she'll cuss yo azz out and invite you back for dinner... she's a mean ole beyotch... she's Miss Pearl!

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@C & Standard

I'm not mad at anybody at all!

CHH CHH CHH CHH

Hi EVERYONE!! I don't care about any of these stories today. I have the FLU everyone. I'm SICK!!! :(

what's that pinklici the hoe down

hey

ReeReeeeeeeeeeeeeeee ee awwwww your sick? feel better!

@ STANDARD!!!

GO TO COMMUNITY NEWS

@Kingsolo...EXACTLY!

@Crafty...you exclusivist muthfukka!!!

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Hi EVERYONE!! I don't care about any of these stories today. I have the FLU everyone. I'm SICK!!! :(

-------------------------------------------------------------------------------- DONT GIVE MY COMPUTER A VIRUS (LOL).

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@Kingsolo...EXACTLY!

@Crafty...you exclusivist muthfukka!!! ..................................................................................................................................................

ABOUT TO ADD YOU IN BABY, SORRY!

Ok, let's see who I pi/ss off this morning with forgetting someone in roll call:

Standard DaddiesPrincess Allegria Prettylatina vanilla C BKR Blackraspberry TTD SBW mabeline blackdaddy E2M smurf tanto pink official D-Jizzle ReeRee minx

What up people? Watch, I probably forgot about 5 names and will be cussed out royally over the next 6 or 7 comments :) You have to admit, I remembered a lot of names, even some that haven't even logged on yet. lol.

*air kissing ReeRee* Hey girl...sorry but I don't want that s/hit

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YALL GO TO CN TO READ CRAFTY'S LIL STORY! HE A MESS!

pinklici - you are engaged to D-jizzle lol!

she should for that pic up top

Well done IMD! LOL What it do, Bruh?

*handing ReeRee some e-theraflu* now take that with some hot water you'll be better in no time

as long as u didnt forget my name Imiodigi11 lol

e-slapping the shyt out of allegria and running so she can't hit me back *screw u heifer* !

crafty i read the story and i loved it!

IMD- Hey sweetie nice list you have there lol!

MTO why am i repeating myself?

@ REE REE!

ABOUT TO ADD YOU BABY, SORRY!

@ pink

(taking a bow and waving to the crowd. lol.)

I'm good. Just trying to see what crazy sh*t is going on here today.

(not out of the woods yet, I know I forgot somebody in roll call.)

DP...so! I ain't dead.

Jizzle gets female attention on here all the time. I don't get mad as long as a bitch keep her distance. Minx is the only ho who act like she don't unnerstand that s/hit...LOL

@ SBW - as long as you were in there you were good huh? lol.

@ DaddiesPrincess - yes, women love me for my long...list. lol.

LADIES OF MTO!! To email this story to a friend enter email address here:

October 24, 2007. Posted by crafty.

October 23, 2007. Posted by crafty.

i woke up this morning and had CREAM and VANILLA with a splash of MOCHA in my coffee, turned on the tv and watched an old episode of the SMURFS (eastern STANDARD time). i called TANTO and ALLEGRIA on the phone trying to get one of them to cum over but they both declined talking bout they heard MINX spent the night (which was true),tinyTINYTEXASDIAMOND came to see me and all she played was mike jones TINYTEXASDIAMOND came to see me all she played was mike jones, TINYTEXASDIAMOND came to see me all she played was mike jones.i had my chi-town baby SCARLETT fly in; i tried my best to freak her out but she kept telling me "i don't do things like that i'm DADDY'S PRINCESS".i went to the bronx where i met this PRETTYLATINA,it was OFFICIAL that i gave up my playas card cuz she was HELLA YELLA , but every now & then i cheated on her with this STRONG BLACK WOMAN whose pu$$y taste like BLACKRASPBERRY *************************************************

AWWWWW *bending over so crafty can get it*

LOL@IMD...you are so right. There's nothing more attractive on a man than a long, thick, veiny, juicy, er "list"....LOL

@ REE REE!!

CHECK POST BABY!!

kelis crazy!

hey yall!!! (pinklici, standard, crafty, sbw, c, hella, IM) hope i didn't miss anyone...

HEYYY IMD!!

You know last night, you had people thinking I was crazy for laughing @ myself right?? After I left from reading your comment last night, I couldn't stop laughing cause I didn't expect that from you and I was playing the scene in my head and I swear I was laughing all the way home! lmaoo

*waving at mzarrogance*

omg that pic is horrible.. not a good look at all

lmao @allegria

sup imdiog DP SBW reeree (hope you feel better) kingsolo pink crafty standard tiny E2M C nastymf mzarrogance (u missed me!! :)

its a conspiracy. all black artists are to be locked up by 2008

LADIES OF MTO!! To email this story to a friend enter email address here:

October 24, 2007. Posted by crafty.

October 23, 2007. Posted by crafty.

i woke up this morning and had CREAM and VANILLA with a splash of MOCHA in my coffee, turned on the tv and watched an old episode of the SMURFS (eastern STANDARD time). i called TANTO and ALLEGRIA on the phone trying to get one of them to cum over but they both declined talking bout they heard MINX spent the night (which was true),tinyTINYTEXASDIAMOND came to see me and all she played was mike jones TINYTEXASDIAMOND came to see me all she played was mike jones, TINYTEXASDIAMOND came to see me all she played was mike jones.i had my chi-town baby SCARLETT fly in; i tried my best to freak her out but she kept telling me "i don't do things like that i'm DADDY'S PRINCESS".i went to the bronx where i met this PRETTYLATINA,it was OFFICIAL that i gave up my playas card cuz she was HELLA YELLA , but every now & then i cheated on her with this STRONG BLACK WOMAN REE REE whose pu$$y taste like BLACKRASPBERRY.

REE REE U HAVE POOR ATTENDANCE ON MTO THAT'S WHY YOU WASN'T MENTIONED! LOL *waving at vanilla and official*

Whats up Fam!

Hey IMDIO, that was great, better then mine

E2M u don't have time to b mad, u got work to do.

Crafty

I read it, u silly. it was cute though. check ur email

HEY EVERYBODY...NICE TRIBUTE CRAFTY!!!

ROTFFLMAOOOO @ CRAFTYY!!!

THAT WAS SOOOOOOO CUTE!!!

LMAO @crafty yooooooooo i have to copy and paste that to my inbox!

crafty we finna have issues put ReeREee name somewhere else i want my own damn identity I DONT WANT TO BE NO DAMN ADJECTIVE!

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LOL@IMD...you are so right. There's nothing more attractive on a man than a long, thick, veiny, juicy, er "list"....LOL

************************************************* lmao never have truer words been spoken!

lol @ Pinklici your right girl engaged does not mean dead

IMD- Is that a fact?

hey vanilla and cream!!

wassup b-ras

@ official - what up ma?

@ mzarrogance - how are you? See, now you making me feel bad. You remembered me in your list and I forgot you in mine :( My bad...my bad.

OFFICIAL (IN MY DOUGHBOY VOICE FROM BOYZ IN THE HOOD)

WE GOT A PROBLEM HERE???

YOU CAN'T SPEAK CHICKA?? LOL HEYYYYY

Hey ReeRee***keeping my distance, ain't tryna catch no e-flu)

Hey Offical MZARRG

sorry OFFICIAL- special shoutout.

@ crafty - thanks for leaving me out! LOL but i understand i'm only here for minutes at a time :-(

HEY OFFICIAL....*looking around for Allegria*

nevermind!

hey official!

what was crafty video about...I'm about to go look.

@ IM - it's all good.

@ vanilla - I was over here laughing just as hard. lol. I'm mad he was logging off as I was writing it. I had plenty more for dat ass too. He better not come at me wrong today. lol.

i just read this pink and i'm LMAO!!

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Kingsolo she doing that dance Ashley Simpson did on SNL when she got caught lip-syncing

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you stuuuuuuuuupid!!

official,blackraspberry hey ladies

Pinklici

There's nothing more attractive on a man than a long, thick, veiny, juicy, er "list

****************************************** guri u ain't neva lied about nuthin in ur life...LOL

also, if anyone here lives in or is from southern cali, my prayers are with you!!!

HEY DADDIESPRINCESS

@ IMd YOU FORGOT ME...

mzarrogance i forgive you.. just dont let it happen again!! lol

vanilla where the fuk you been.. were you here yesterday cuz i didnt even notice . and i said hi what you blind as a bat now!! LOL

imdiog same shiit diff day.. i'm working on changing that old tune tho..

BUENO?

@ pink - I can't vouch for other men and their lists but I definitely get repeat readers for mine. lol.

@ DaddiesPrincess - yup, it's all factual. lol.

@MZARRG

i co-sign, its like 12-13 fires out there.

I can't find my man!

And Minx ain't here either!

*searching my purse for my .22*

hey cream how are you today?

hold up

imdiog you were ebeefing??

vanilla where do i go to see this??

sup official

IMD - I like an honest man with a long....uhh list lol!

hey D-jizzle!

LOL at Pinklici

Please don't catch a case

@ CREAM!!!

WHAT YOU DOING?

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i just read this pink and i'm LMAO!!

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Kingsolo she doing that dance Ashley Simpson did on SNL when she got caught lip-syncing

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you stuuuuuuuuupid!!

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LMAOOOO I REMEMBER HER DOING THAT SILLY ASS "SHUCK & JIVE" DANCE!!LMAOOO

HEY SBW..I MISSED YOU WAVING @ ME!

IMD..I DOUBT IT, IF HE GO BACK AND READ HE AINT COMING @ U SIDEWAYS TODAY!! LOL

Hey DP, at work NOT wanting to be....lol

@ standard - i'm going out there to work friday. it's so sad.

@ Cream6969 - (shattering the glass bowl on the floor) damn, Damn, DAMN!!!!! How could I forget you? I'm sorry.

@ official - I know ma, your stories about the work place have me a little concerned lately. I used to have a job like that years ago and it's too much stress. I need peace in my life. Not to mention you have a gang hit out on you. lol.

@Crafty...Playing with my fingers

OFFICIAL

GO TO YESTERDAY'S POST ON AL ROKER!

DADDIES P

BUENO!!! COMO ESTAS??

LMAO @ IMD!!

lmao at pinklici but SBS don't have no money to bail your ass out ESPECIALLY FOR NOT KILLING ANOTHER SISTER! LOL

Vanilla_one

Guys don't ebeef like we do, i'm sure that was entertaining, it would b even better if they was shirtless covered in baby oil in some jeans and timbs showing that V print

lol@pink

gurl u better go check the treehouse..! he probably got her bent over a tree stomp! lol

@ official - nah, no beef. Me and BKR always go back and forth cracking jokes on each other. He's a cool ass dude. I said some wild sh*t to him yesterday and C, PL, vanilla and mabeline were laughing at him.

@Standard...Damn, I can just picture that for some reason

@ CREAM!!!

GOT SOMETHING U CAN PLAY WITH(AND ITS BIGGER THAN YOUR FINGERS) LOL.

Cream u live by crafty why havent u got at that????

she look like she a ghetto bustdown

Awwwww CRAFTY....that was too cute!

**this n1ggas [EXPLETIVE] pass is good for two more weeks**

GOOD MORNING YALL!!! ANY LUCK ON FINDING NEW MEAT??? (For y'all of course, cuz I got NASTY for that)

LMBAO @ SBW, now if it was the b1tch Dolly, we bail her out and have a party with some strippers

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I can't find my man!

And Minx ain't here either!

*searching my purse for my .22* ***************

GIRL sit cho ass down. I'm sure he has a perfectly good explanation (besides the ones I left in his pocket).

Naw I'm kidding. I haven't seen him.

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DADDIES P

BUENO!!! COMO ESTAS?? ************************************************* muy bien- official is that right? lol!

@Blackrasp...Going for "respectable" approach....lol but, this Weekend might be it!!!!

@ DaddiesPrincess - (hand on the bible, under oath) I tell the whole truth and nothing but the truth. lol.

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Awwwww CRAFTY....that was too cute!

**this n1ggas [EXPLETIVE] pass is good for two more weeks**

GOOD MORNING YALL!!! ANY LUCK ON FINDING NEW MEAT??? (For y'all of course, cuz I got NASTY for that)

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I THOUGHT MY PASS WAS GOOD FOR TWO MORE WEEKS?

LMAO @ BLACKRASP AND STANDARD!!

STANDARD THAT WOULD BE VERYYYY ENTERTAINING!(*SINGING* MMMM GOOD, MMM GOOD, THAT'S WHAT CAMPBELL'S SOUP BE..MMM GOOD!! LOL)

lmao @ lysia!

hey minx

vanilla LMAO.. shuck & jive!!

SBW for real tho tell her we do not have petty cash neither!!

pink breathe ma he is here

imdiog LMAO!! you saw that right?? how silly!.. work is so monotonous.. i need to move on, i'm searching for peace in my life, it comes in small forms were i find comfort, but i want peace all day..

lol@cream i know thats right..tell us all the details when u do!!

Fukk a Crafty! I keep checking your lil story in CN and you ain't changed it to include me yet. So what if I have a man? I'm part of the SBS.

Watch me compose a CN story about the third legged men of MTO and leave your ass out! See how you like that s/hit.

Cream

i'm so picturing to sexy ass dude wrestling with no shirts on, str8 bodyslaming each other, like some WWE type [EXPLETIVE] with just the right build, not that over the top muscular looking dudes. i'm thinking more like football without the uniforms

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Ok BKR you did. All the people in my head huh? How about one of my personalities that know ya vending machine ass is really leaving just to get some snacks. Or is it my other personality that knows that your 12 year old ass got a book report due, not for you, but for the dude that punks ya ass everyday in class and slaps the sh*t out of the back of your neck until you give up ya lunch money. If you need help getting your dignity back young one, you know where me and all of my personalities are. lol.

*************************************************

ROTFLMAO[SPAM]!!!!!!!!!!!!!

WTF HAPPENED?

DAMN RIGHT STANDARD AND OFFICIAL!

dp si mami

did any of you see spike lee's documentary on katrina?

Oh please, just because the prosecutor asks for it doesn't mean the judge will impose it. You hardly ever see anyone go to jail for disorderly conduct.

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@Blackrasp...Going for "respectable" approach....lol but, this Weekend might be it!!!! .................................................................................................................................................... YEAHHHHHHH!!! **DOING JUMPING JACKS,STRETCHING,PUSH-UPS**

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Cream

i'm so picturing to sexy ass dude wrestling with no shirts on, str8 bodyslaming each other, like some WWE type [EXPLETIVE] with just the right build, not that over the top muscular looking dudes. i'm thinking more like football without the uniforms

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FUK BODY SLAMMING EACH OTHER BODY SLAM ME! LOL

LMAO AT PINKLICI!

MY BAD, WHAT UP MZARROGANCE

@Blackrasp...oh yea, I WILL!!!

brb

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MAMACITA-back that azz up, ho, I"M the light skinned, passe blanc chick with "good" long dark hair who will drop the $700 Louis V Speedy(case you didn't know, the biggest)kick of my Giuseppe Zanotti's and whoop your muthafukn azz like you stole somethin....Bi.tch I laughs at you broke, tore down wannabe ebay buying, mto typing, no-life having skanks...B.itch if you died and came back you STILL couldn't be me....AND the multi-personality hoe Smurfberry Crunch, you tired hoe seeking to see peoples private parts on the net...HOW TIRED IS THAT? you can't get a real live man so you rely on Cyber sex, you pitiful bum bi.tch....Now thats the read for the day...OUT Biaatcheess!!!!! **********************

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Fasten yall seatbelts cuz imma bout to let it rip on MR. Voodoolady!! You say you have "good hair"? What is it sewn or glued? You say you'll put down your LV speedy bag(the big one)? You dumb ass fake ass wanna be fly ass b!tch,its called the SPEEDY 30. Anybody who really has one would know that and it costs exactly $535 from the LV store not e-bay you corn muffin head b!tch. You say you'll kick off your Giuseppe's? Where you hear that one? Oh let me guess Beyonce right!!! Kick them off and do what? And is it just me or did your punk ass run and hide till we all signed off to come back wit this bullsh!t? *******************

ANYBODY CATCH THIS SH1T YESTERDAY???

I haven't mzarrogance, is it on dvd or something? I remember when he came to Florida State man that shyt was beyond pack you would have thought he was the pope!

@ PINKLICI!!

I'M WORKING ON IT NOW BABY

official- Thank you blackdaddy is not the only one who was watching Dora lol!

hey!!!

obx creams big craft hella sbw standard vanilla minx

errbody else brasp

minx i just saw that lol on the other post when I was reading bkryn and Imiodigi11 lil fued

@CRAFTY - **whispering** shush n1gga, his ass is prolly round the corner or sumn...

**talking back in my regular tone, but 5 decibels higher so that people can hear me**

And for that matter, I will no longer be giving up the [EXPLETIVE] to you. I must remain monogomous. I'm back at home now.

DP I HATE FUKIN DORA LOL THAT BYTCH GETS ON MY DAMN NERVES!!!! LOL

Vanilla

Gurl i'm daydreaming like sh1t right now. i need a cigarette now...LOL

MZARRG Good Luck, its crazy out there

@ official - seriously, some crazy sh*t gets said on here everyday, but that was the wildest by far. Dolly was claiming her set on MTO. My jaw touched the floor. I had one of those laughs where the shoulders were shaking and everything. lol.

lmbao @ mamacita and voodoo lady going at it now that's entertainment!

I agree sosincere. She should stand up for herself. She is not going to jail. The courts are mad because she has a real lawyer, who is doing the job. She has every right to depose all the police officers she wants. It is called pre-trial discovery. MTO your sources are wack. I am about to do a search and see who owns this site, so I can spread some rumors abou you.

@ sbw - i asked b.c the black woman who snapped throughout all four parts works in the ATL airport. she is sooo cool and down to earth. i had to give her my respect for speaking the truth and not sugar coating a thing in that movie. i also liked what she had to say to bush's momma.

@ hella - it's cool! i still have those cookies... the breakfast of champions! LOL

SBW!!

quit hatin on dora da explora,she raw

SWIPER NO SWIPING! SWIPER NO SWIPING!

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@ official - seriously, some crazy sh*t gets said on here everyday, but that was the wildest by far. Dolly was claiming her set on MTO. My jaw touched the floor. I had one of those laughs where the shoulders were shaking and everything. lol.

************************************************* LMAO!

fred fuk you.. keep kicking me out and watch

blackrasp i was LMAO @ the treehouse shiit but you said tree stomp its stump.. omg i'm in tears already its to early for this shiit

DP yeah that dora is very helpful!

wassup djizzle

imdiog oh so it was bkr you were talking to .. aight i'm going to read it.. oh well i guess someone decided to save me some time and copied &pasted one of your comments, hold up let me read it.. omg that was super funny!! LMAO..

mzarrogance i watched it once.. i cant do it again... it was to heartbreaking for me.. i cried alot..

sbw- lmao (come on vamonos everybody lets go) but you like spongebob right?

@ D-JIZZLE!!

WHATS UP!!

whoever is arguing w. voodoo, let her know that passe blanc and lightskinned is the same thing. furthermore, using that term is sooo slave mentality! just saying...

@Minx...I caught that s/hit last night @ home but I don't comment on MTO nonsense when I'm in "Mommy and Wifey" mode.

MZARROGANCE: I have to look into that i love documentaries

DP HELL YEAH SPONGEBOB KEEPS IT REAL! "IM READY IM READY" LOL

OFFICIAL NOW U KNOW I HAD TO CPY AND PASTE LOL

Ok. I'm back!!! Thanks everyone who wished me well. Ya'll had to notice that I left early yesterday!!

@Crafty: That's what's up?

@SBW: I've been on more than you. At least when I come on, I comment. Oh yeah, thanks for being my adjective!!! lol

**side note** Did anyone watch Girlfriends on Monday?

Let me ask yall a question??? HAVE ANY OF YOU BITCHES EVER GOT THE EMPLOYEE OF THE MONTH AWARD!! FUK NO! CAUSE YOU DONT DO NO FUKING WORK!!!lol

CRAFTY - are you going to edit your dedication?

hey djizzle!!!

damn SBW you just had to go pull that damn post back up with IMD, *there goes my coffee spitting out on the keyboard from laughing* OMFG!!loll

minx yeah I seen that post last night when I was logging off!! lmaoo

lol@official oh damn my fault homey....do the treep stomp! lol

ROTFLMAO @imdiog.. that was one of the funniest thus far

sbw back pack back pack, say it with me, back pack back pack!!

@ D-JIZZLE!!

YOU SEE THAT DUMB ASS NI99A (JENA 6) SHOWING OFF ALL THE MONEY THAT PEOPLE PUT UP TO HELP HIS DUMB ASS?

lmao @ D-jizzle Back pack Back pack

OMG i blame this on my niece lol! (knowing damn well i watch Dora on my own i am so ashamed)

mzarrogance Flag post

CRAFTY - are you going to edit your dedication? .........................................................

WORKING ON IT NOW

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Let me ask yall a question??? HAVE ANY OF YOU BITCHES EVER GOT THE EMPLOYEE OF THE MONTH AWARD!! FUK NO! CAUSE YOU DONT DO NO FUKING WORK!!!lol .................................................................................................................................................

YOU CRAZY GIRL!!

sbw oh so that was you who copied and pasted.. i should have know (LMAO cuz i already knew that)!!

LMAO @blackrasp

crafty I better be on that damn dedication they talking bout! lol

DP

I love Dora and Diego(come on vamonos everybody lets go, come on let's stick to it I know that we can do it!) lol

but yeah SBW Spongebob is my dude and I love Squidward grumpy ass!! lol

lol @ sbw yeah spongebob is the man uuh sponge uhh man whateva!

official- Dora is very informative lol!

lmao @ blackraspberry

@IMDIOG - Man, that sh1t was FUNNY AS HELL!! I forgot how funny it was until just now. LOL!

LOL at SBW girl i love being rough, throw me across the room with some power.

@ B-RASP!!

YOU DID'NT SEE YOUR NAME??

CRAFT NAW I DIDNT SEE IT BRA,WHERE THEY WAS SHOWIN IT AT??

DADDIES P DORA DORA DORA THE EXPLORER!!!(MUSIC DUM DUM DUM DA DUM)!!!

WHERE ARE WE GOING?? TO PLAY WHERE ARE WE GOING?? YOU CAN SUM SUM SUM!!!

DA DA DA DORA DA DA DA DOR DA DA DORA DA DA DA DORA SWIPER NO SWIPIN SWIPER NO SWIPIN!!

Okay, can we stop talking about these wacky ass addicting kid cartoons.

If you really wanna talk about some cartoons, what about Family Guy? King of the Hill? Hilarious.

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SBW!!

quit hatin on dora da explora,she raw

SWIPER NO SWIPING! SWIPER NO SWIPING!

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LMAO!! I'm embarassed that you know this!!lol

@ JIZZLE!!

GO TO COMMUNITY NEWS

errybody laughing their ass off but nobody said they ever received the damn award!!! yeah like i thought...proceed to doing nothing people! lmao!

vanilla - swiper no swiping lol!

ReeRee- i watched Girlfriends on monday Mya might lose her baby

*flippin Ree REe the bird*

crafty i seen that, but what he doing is neither here or there, him being prosecuted over some bullshyt is still wrong

AND I WILL LIKE TO GIVE A BIG FUK U SHOUT OUT TO DORA AND ALL HER FANS OFFICIAL AND DP LOL

VANILLA: when I read that I damn there pist my clothes laughing so hard that goes down in the book lol

hellz no blackraspberry! lol

MINX FAMILY GUY IS MY SHYT HAVE U BEEN ON MY PROFILE AND WATCH STEWIE KICKING THE DOG ASS! LMAO

'WHERE'S MY MONEY" "U GOT MY MONEY" LOL

D-Jizzle Flag post

CRAFT NAW I DIDNT SEE IT BRA,WHERE THEY WAS SHOWIN IT AT??

DADDIES P DORA DORA DORA THE EXPLORER!!!(MUSIC DUM DUM DUM DA DUM)!!!

WHERE ARE WE GOING?? TO PLAY WHERE ARE WE GOING?? YOU CAN SUM SUM SUM!!!

DA DA DA DORA DA DA DA DOR DA DA DORA DA DA DA DORA SWIPER NO SWIPIN SWIPER NO SWIPIN!! ************

I'm literally screaming and pulling my hair out

WHAT THE FCUK GOIN ON IN THIS M*THAF*CKA!??? WHAT UP EVERY ONES! AND A SPECIAL SHOUT OUT TO IMdiogi11 AND CRAFTY WHO SHOUTED A B*TCH OUT EVEN THOUGH I WASNT EVEN ON THIS B*TCH YET! I LUBB YALL! *SNIFF

Who still watching Nick? How old are you guys?

Bring back thundercats HOEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

DORA THE WHORA SUCKS

@DaddiesPrincess: Yeah, that's what I'm thinking and it's all that bitches fault for not listening to Darnell.

@SBW: Watch where you sticking that finger. I might like it.

BRING BACK NINJA TURTLES!!

AND CAPTAIN PLANET

EARTH! FIRE! WIND!! WATER! HEART!!

GOOOOOOOOO PLANET!! (MUSIC DUM DUM DUM!!)

WHEN YOUR POWERS COMBINE I AM CAPTAIN PLANET!!

@ minx!!!

family guy is the sh!t**(i'll agree with anything you say because i want to fu@k you doggie style)

@ minx - I told you to stop yesterday when you commented on it. LMAO!!!

@ D-Jizzle - I'm not even sure what to say to you right now for ya Dora comments. lol.

lmao @ D-jizzle

minx- you know you watch Dora girl...i keep hearing about how funny family guy is i have to catch that sometime

blackrasp- I have when i worked at uh...ummm....I thought you said this was new meat day?

@SBW: Watch where you sticking that finger. I might like it.

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u know i peeped this gay ass comment! lol

@KING - I second that motion!!

crafty i got a story about a dude that killed somebody where is the other story???

DP GO TO MY PROFILE AND WATCH THE VIDEO CLIP THAT SHYT WILL HAVE U IN TEARS LOL

LMAO AT SMURF!

LMAO @SBW!!

@Smurf: I knew your ass would catch my comment. Smooches boo!!

Ok, I admit it. I WATCH South Park!! I love those raunchy little bastards!!!

thunder thunder thunder thunder cats!! (singing)

@DJIZZLE - Awww sh1t! CAPTAIN PLANET was the SH!T!!!

@EVERYBODY - Okay then, what about GHOSTWRITER on PBS with the lil smart black boy? How was it that they wrote so perfectly??? I used to love the FUKK outta that show.

And WHERE IN THE WORLD IS CARMEN SANDIEGO?? Where is that b1tch??

Okay, what about SMALL WONDER with the lil robot girl???

Thundercats was the bomb my brother use to have the sword and everything he never let me touch it lol!

@ReeRee- yeah he kept telling her to take it easy and all she was worried about is that damn book

sbw- swiper no swiping!

LMAOA MINX "WHERE IN THE WORLD IS CARMEN SANDIEGO" LOL I USE TO LOVE THAT SHOW!

@ smurf - that's right girl, I got you. lol.

@ DP - I'm not gonna front, I watch Girlfriends and the Game. Maya was pis/sing me off in that last episode.

DP PUT YOUR FACE TO THE SCREEN IM FINNA SLAP THE SHYT OUT OF YOU LOL NOW SWIPE THAT LOL

I so wanted to f the leopard chick. I don't care if she was a cartoon or not.

thanks mr. crafty *blows kiss, not trying to offend anyone, lol

sorry u guys. i'm old skool - flinstones, tom & jerry, scooby doo

@ IMdiogi11, i know u do, boo!

@ minx,.small wonder was my sh*t!

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Who still watching Nick? How old are you guys?

Bring back thundercats HOEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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I know that's right cause you could not tell me, I wasn't SHETARA!!!LMAOO

BUT MY OLD SKOOL CARTOON HAD TO BE WOODY WOODPECKER..LOL

@REE REE - I watch SOUTH PARK too, unfortunately. I was up watching it last n1ght.

@EVERYBODY - Notice that these new anime and Japanese cartoons got these super sexy characters in them?? The female heroes booty be jiggling, bil ol titt1es with the cleavage showing be bouncing up and down when they fighting.....WTF?

Yeah enough with the Dora sh1t. I already gotta deal with the sh1t for Xmas. I ask my niece(she's 4) what she want and she said if it ain't Dora i don't want it. This little witch is 4yrs old

dam yall didnt hear all that screaming! me and freds asz just for into a fight or more like a tussle that gay asz niga was tugging all at my clothes, pulling my hair. He didnt wanna let me on cuz im looking for this hella yalla bitch wondering what the fuk she was talking about on the al roker thread! (looking at my skirt) fred got my shyt all twisted. i cant beleive yall didnt hear him screaming like damon wayans on im gonna get ya suka. where is this bitch today why didnt yall torture this bitch till she came correct.

Kingsolo uh huh seen yo asz too. I cant leave for 1 dam day. i cant even trust you when im outta town. you trying to get clit pics and shyt. (bending over in my skirt pantiless) youre going to miss this and your tussin bottle is running real low.

craft i like that real clever. im gonna get it tattoo on my ankle in old english letters

official good looking on the 3rd party comments mi amiga por vida (hugging you real tight) youre still alive!!! i forgot you were supposed to be MIA

POWER RANGERS!!

ITS MORPHIN TIME!!

ZACK:MASTADON! KIMBERLY:PTARADACTEL! BILLY:TRICEROTOPS! TRINI:SABORTOOTH TIGER! JASON:TYRANOSOROUS! TOMMY:WHITE TIGER!!

GO GO POWER RANGERS HI YAAAAAAAAA! AAAAAAAAAH!!

did y'all check your e-mail about the story i sent, dude said when he entered the room she was sleep so he jacked off on her. thwy said he killed her.

DRAWN TOGETHER & FAMILY GUY ARE BY FAR THE FUNNIEST TOONS ON TV NOW.LOL

HELLO TO ALL.

lol @ sbw okay girl i will

minx - I remember all of those damn shows i use to love small wonder and they never did find carmen

OSAMA BIN LADEN is at his home on his computer watching Kelis chase undercover police and prostitutes! lol

I like Kelis, I think she's funny! I hope she doesn't have to do time, she just made a very foolish mistake. lol

I know it must have looked hilarious to onlookers especially if Kelis was dressed like that picture above because then she would have looked like a prostitute! lol

Okay I'm not going to laugh anymore but I just keep picturing Kelis in high heels running down the street in one of those short dresses chasing some undercover cop! lol

Okay it's her right to be judged by a jury of her peers if that's what she wants. She has a right to have a trial, she doesn't have to plea out the case, however she just might get more time,(lol)especially if the jury feels that she is wasting taxpayer's time and money.

Oh yes and her lawyer is not doing anything wrong. He is representing his client the way she wishes to be represented. I am sure he has communicated with Kelis and explain the pros and cons of taking this risk with a jury so that she could make an informed decision regarding her attorney's representation.

Well if she has to do time she should look pretty good in that orange jumpsuit and flip-flops.

@ minx @EVERYBODY - Notice that these new anime and Japanese cartoons got these super sexy characters in them?? The female heroes booty be jiggling, bil ol titt1es with the cleavage showing be bouncing up and down when they fighting.....WTF?

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u WOULD notice the bitties and booty!! lol

WHAT UP BLACKDADDY N SMURPHY!!!

she aint gone do no jail time.

THAT BITCH IS CRAZY PUT HER STUPID ASS IN JAIL AND LEAVE HER THERE FOR 10 YEARS TILL SHE TAKE THAT AWFUL COLOR OUT HER HAIR............ i FEEL SOORY FOR NAS THOUGHT HE KNEW BETTER THEN THAT. SHE'S GARBAGE.

what up allegria and BD

@ minx!!!

whats "clover g's"" lil flip always says that?

Good mornin MTO peeps!!!! Where's errbody at today?? Any whoo I dont think this is serious enough for jail time. There is way too many more serious crimes going on on a daily basis. One another note...where's b!tch ass voodooman today??? LOL!!! Wassup Crafty,tanto,smurff,re-re,SBW,pink,cream,blackdaddy,official ect....

heyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy yy jizzle

SmurfetteSmurf D JIZZLE WHAT UP?

WHAT YALL KNOW ABOUT THAT VOLTRON ?

VANILLA: NOW THAT'S WHAT IM TALKIN BOUT TOM AND JERRY BUGS BUNNY ROAD RUNNER WOODY WOOD PECKER THOSE WHERE MY CARTOONS LOL

LMAO AT ALLEGRIA! YOU BETTA WHOOPED HIS ASS AND REPRESENTED FOR SBS LOL

@Blackrasp...I got Employee of the month 2 months straight..........but that was before I found MTO....lolol

PUT THAT BITCH AWAY. SHE HAD HER HAIR THAT AWFUL PINK SINCE LAST HOLLOWEEN.

@SMURF - No, not really!!! SERIOUSLY! LOL

My lil brother was at my house one Saturday morning, and he watching em. I was like "these new cartoons are too damn complicated". He was like, "yeah, they be kinda stupid, but she fine though." And he laughed. And I looked at the hoe on the cartoon, and true enough, the b1tch WAS fine!!!

@mamacita!!

HEY LADY!!!

who remembers GEM that was my cartoon

lmao @ sbw damn not so hard

IMD- I watch both shows and yes Mya was getting on my nerves and so was jone

Dennis the Menace Heathcliff Speed Racer Chilly Willy

CRAFT

CLOVER G'S IS LIL FLIP WACK ASS GROUP

MAMACITA: are u spanish? what's your race? your screen name is interesting

mamacita

Hey whats up?

@ BLACKDADDY!!

WHAT UP!!

Minx

Yeah they even got hips and sh1t. Wearing belly shirts, halters top and mini skirts

Vanilla_One Tom & Jerry and Bugs Bunny was my sh1t.

@BRASP - I had it before too, but yeah, not working here, and DEFINITELY before MTO. I'm still cold with my skills though!

what it do mamacita?

LMAO @ minx

lmao at mnx they do be sexy!!!! lol yal ever seen the insurance commercial with the cartooon character lil mama is thick! lol

@ JIZZLE!!

(LOL).

Allegria baby I DIDN'T DO IT.

E-LOVE BABY

hey smurf,allegria and blackdaddy

*BRB*

rotflmao @allegria.. i know.. i didnt think i would be here cuz that wanksta was serious!!

hey BD

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@Blackrasp...I got Employee of the month 2 months straight..........but that was before I found MTO....lolol ................................................................................................................................................

WHAT YOU GONE FIND THIS SAT?

heading out to run errands brb so please dont talk tooo damn much i hate catching up lol

i forgot who the artist was for a minute, and was about to cuss DP out fo speakin to me!! lol

@ MINX!!!

WHERES SCARFACE????

HEY MAMACITA & D JIZZLE

@MAMACITA...I C YOU GOT WITH THAT HO...YOU GO GURL!!!

lol @sbw.. i noticed that too looking like jessica rabbit.. she was the finest cartoon character ever drawn

sup smurf

(backhanding dijizzle) sit yo powerranger asz down! (looking djizzle up & down)and where and the hell did you get that power ranger outfit!!

Bladckdaddy you start speaking spanish again and im gonna drop kick your asz into steve harveys post and youll have to look at that funny looking kid of his all day

CRAFTY'S SUPRISE PACKAGE!!!

lol@sbw

crafty what was the title of the movie u sent?

@ SMURF!!!

YOU READ THAT ARTICLE THAT I LEFT YOU?

cream like you said you WERE past tense sweetie.. you havent even gotten employee of the hour ever since you been on mto.. so stop please.. lol

wateva she looks slutty in dis pix and m keen on splashing some milk ova her face.......

www.myspace.com/buckcherry02

LOL at SBW getting to the bottom of things quick

@minx: I loved Small Wonder too!!! Vicki was the robots name. What about the nosey ass neighbor that was always snooping around??

@DP and IMD: Maya was [EXPLETIVE] me off too. The book was gonna suck anyway. Now her ass really got something to write about!!!

@minx: Did you see the southpark when Stan's dad Randy was on Wheel of Fortune? That was one of the funniest episodes ever.

@KING - CHILLY WILLY WAS THE SH!T!!!

@CRAFTY - HES FROM A PART OF HTOWN CALLED CLOVER LAND, AND HE JUST BE REFERRING TO HIM AND ALL HIS N!GGAS.

LMAO @ ALLEGRIA - Wait, I didn't know that was supposed to be about you???? Did it??? Can we can let the muthafukking show begin NOW!

@ B-RASP!!!

THEY PLAYING WITH YOU I NEVER SENT A MOVIE

@ SBW - do you remember the Tom and Jerry where the dude would pop the string on his guitar and take one of Tom's whiskers, string his guitear back up and he would sing:

Froggy went a courtin' he did ride cr cr crambooooo Froggy went a courtin' he did ride a sword and a pistol by his side. cr cr crambooooo

LMAO!!!!! That was the hottest song out at the time. LOL.

allegria LMAO.. is he the pink ranger!!?? that shiit all tight i could see his dick print!

WHATS GOOD PPLS!!

BRASP YOU NOT ANSWERING MY EMAIL NOW??

@ CREAM6969!!!

MAGNUMS???

@ SBW- my dad is PR and my mom is half black half PR so I dont know what that makes me!?! People call me Mamacita or Rico cuz of how I look thats where the name comes from. Aint sh!t blackdaddy, just tryin to make it thru this borin ass rainy day. Whats good? Hey smurf!!! Did you see the smart ass comments VoodooMAN said bout you after you left yestaday? I handled him tho. What up Crafty?

@ SMD!!

WHATS GOOD PLAYA??

@IMd....That was one of my FAVORITES!!!! Funny as Hell!!!

KINGSOLO

HOW CAN I FORGET ABOUT MY DUDE CHILLY WILLY!!

DP I REMEMBER GEM..SHE USED TO TOUCH HER EARRINGS AND CHANGE CLOTHES!! LOL

WHAT ABOUT JOSIE AND THE PUSSYCATS!! LOL

MAMADUKE HECKEL & JECKEL

crafty Flag post

@ MINX!!!

WHERES SCARFACE????

@Crafty...YES SIR!!!

UNDER DOG WAS THE SH!T

@ CREAM!!!

69?

DP GEM was the shiit! i had the dolls and everything big headed ass bitches with bad make up that couldnt sing but they were hot!! LOL

@Crafty...WE'LL TALK....lol

@ CREAM!!!

(LOL).

That's what happens when you waste the courts time and the tax payers dollars on bullshyt.

Hi. LOL!!!!

CREAM HELLO!!

I AM THE BLACK RANGER!!!

PINK ***SINGING*** GIRL I LUUBB YOU,I LUUBB YOU

Hello my old boo..I just responded..

crafty why the fuk yall playing! had me searching for a damn movie! lol

What's up mamacita??

Hey SMD?? What it is???

I loved Roadrunner and Tweety. What about Speedy Gonzales? Ya'll remember that fast little muthafu@ka???

ALOT OF WORK 2 DO TODAY, I'LL HOLLA BACK.

lol@ brasp!!!

Keep looking!! hahaha

ALLEGRIA OW!!! THAT HURT!!!

IM SWOOP KICK YO ASS LIKE THEY DO ON MORTAL KOMBAT

peace out crafty!!

IMD do you remember the episode on Tom & Jerry when Tom was feeling that female cat and he used to get all riled up!

he sang her that song:

Is you is, or is you aint my babyyy!!!lmaooo

and remember the one when Tom couldn't get with Jerry so he had to call his three cousins and they came marching in with they sweaters and their hats hanging over their eyes! lol

LMAO @ DJIZZLE

Wassup cream!! Yeah I had to but that slut in her place. I tried to let it go but when i signed back on she was still talkin sh!t so she got aired out!!! LOL

PEACE OUT CRAFT

REEREE!!! I TOLD EM WHAT YOU WANTED ME TO TELL EM YESTERDAY,HE SAID YOU NEED TO GO TO THE CLINIC LOL

SWOOOOOP KICK!!

(vanessa williams singing in the background)

Oooooo Oooooo Oooooooh, Iiiiii, Iiiiiii, I got work to dooooo. I got work to do, I got a job babe.

Check back later.

fuk u ree ree! lol yall bitches play too much!

LMAO @ KING DORA THE WHORA!!!!

DP STFU! YOU AIN'T NEVA SEEN FAMILY GUY?!

official djizzle dik & balls are showing! and why are the pants stopping at his knees i loved gem truly outrageous!!! and were the misfits were gonna getcha!!!

what about felix the cat

minx i dont know what that fake bitch was talking about but i clare if it was me (country talk) im gonna put a foot print in her back bone

king i know it wasnt you! (on the phone with nextel disconnecting you blackberry)

D-Jizzle: Are you serious? I knew that wasn't no natural itch?? What did he give me?

@ crafty, yea i got the email

@ mamacita,. i seen the lil wack comments,. she just wanna be me,. its really a lil sad to be that jealous of an imaginary creature like a smurf!

@ SMD, what it do baby!?

What ya'll know about "Silver Hawks"!

IMD LOL WHOA!!!!!

@ vanilla - couldn't log off before I finished the song...

is you is, or is you ain't my baby maybe baby's, found somebody new skeeba dublop do dee dee LMAO!!!

I lu you too boo!

Did you take another one of BRASP's X pills? You acting kinda manic?

Fuk is this Cartoon Network???? I do not like cartoons....I like the Proud Family though.

@ smurf,.I agree thats why I said what I had to say then figured I should let it go! Some people need to talk sh!t about others to get attention!

allegria that's cuz it was his halloween costume for when he was eight!

your time has come my dear!

vanillaone hell yeah they walked in like the untouchables and shiit!!

mamacita i peeped that shiit too and who gives a fuk about what bag you put down and what shoes you take off you still gonna get dragged around like a rag doll so what's your fukin point??

excuse me pink??? one of Brasp X pills? WTF is that? I dont do pills....i only do that good green ya dig! I think he overdosed on those E pills you had in your purse! lol

lol@official drag the bitch around like a rag doll...u stoopid!

Jerry used to whop Toms ass! That sh!t was funny as hell.

HEY REE REE BABY!!

WHATS GOING ON SMURF,HELLA,ALLGERIA,STANDARD,JIZZLE,C,TINY,OFFICIAL,CREAM.CRAFTY,VANILLA,KING,C ALL THE REST

allegria i'm leaking our sex tape on MTO. everyone is going to see your tatas so stop playing. you know you luv me

HEYYYYYYYYYYYY SMD! WHAT'S THE BIZNESS

blackrasp i'm for real tho!! LMAO

@ Official,. You right none of that material sh!t matters when somebody about to lay the smack down. She tried to come at me talkin bout purple glitter shoes and sh!t. That the only reason I went there with her.

Another thing on Dora the Whora:

I think boots was knocking dora's boots

Voltron was my sh!t.

i'm sick SMD!!! I need some doctoring!!!! :(

SMD hey there

LMAO @kingsolo.. let me get my glasses ready!!

mamacita i dont care if dorothy herself gave that bitch red ruby slippers you still gonna get boxed!!

@ Official,. I just put a b!tch that was otta line back in her place thats all but it really aint that serious to me!

BRASP who was that gave him a pill at my party last Friday, huh? When he was crumpin on the hood of your car.

PINK BABY CRAFTY GOT ME HIGH OFF SOME CHRONIC,I CANT FEEL MA FACE!!!

SW[SPAM]OOP KICK!!

mamacita i feel ya.. sometimes they get really outta hand because they're vocabulary is limited and they cant match wits..

HEY SMD...WHAT UP DOE...lol

OH SH!T VOLTRON IS MY NIG/GA THAT GAME WAS OFF DA CHAIN!!

WHAT UP SMD!!

LMAO@DJ

@ Official,. yup! Some b!tches were never taught that if you dont have nothing nice to say then dont say sh!t and when all else fails just agree to disagree.

ALLEGRIA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

KEEP TALKIN BOUT MY YOUNG BLACK RANGER OUT FIT!

(CHARLIE MURPHY VOICE)

IMA STICK THESE SIZE 13 GATORS UP YA ASS AND SHOW YA INSIDES SOME STLYE!

LMAO@DJIZZLE

mamacita i peeped that shiit too and who gives a fuk about what bag you put down and what shoes you take off you still gonna get dragged around like a rag doll so what's your fukin point?? ************

OFFICIAL....you stupid.

SORRY REE REE BUT I'M TRYING TO GET BACK WITH MY BABYMOTHER RIGHT NOW SO.....(I'LL LET YOU KNOW WHEN IT'S OK) *WINK*

Allegria went into hidding when i mentioned the sex tape. She calling Nextel right now and telling them there was a mix up and to reconnect my shyt. All is good in the hood again

hey SMD!! ****************

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@ vanilla - couldn't log off before I finished the song...

is you is, or is you ain't my baby maybe baby's, found somebody new skeeba dublop do dee dee LMAO!!!

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LMAOO @ YOU FOR KNOWING THE WHOLE SONG!!

LOL@ OFFICIAL "THE UNTOUCHABLES" LMAO

Where's IMdiogi11?

@suckmydick Flag post

SORRY REE REE BUT I'M TRYING TO GET BACK WITH MY BABYMOTHER RIGHT NOW SO.....(I'LL LET YOU KNOW WHEN IT'S OK) *WINK* ********************************************************

anybody peep this!? wtf if u gonna cheat on my girl ,it better be wit ME!! lol

PINK

WHEN I GIVE YOU SOME YOU ROCK YO STILLETTOS AND IMA ROCK MA GATORS WITH NO SOCKS SO I CAN SLIDE AROUND THE HARDWOOD FLOORS WHILE ATTCKIN THE PUS/SY

LOL@MINX...true dat. Matter of fact it might even be more fun to beat down a rich bitch and tear her expensive s/hit to shreds....LOL

GOT CLASS HOLLA AT YALL LATA

Hey NASTY.

Bye DJIZZLE...ol' silly n1gga! LOL

@PINK - That was what OFFICIAL wrote. That b1tch is stupid. lol

@Smurf: Damn, you didn't even give me a chance to reply to my good friend SMD before you tried to blow up the spot!!! FIRST of all, we're not cheating. I told him I was sick and needed a doctor. I could've sworn he was a doctor and that's why I told him that. SECOND, as you can see, he's busy right now tryna get his baby moms back so his office is closed. THIRD, it looks like YOU'RE the only one tryna cheat!! I'm telling BRASP!!!

CRAFTY DP IMD

WHAT UP?

Dam these mo fos here at work keep f--kin with me They need to now how to do they own job and stop asking me for hepl.lol

@ A MARIA

HEY AMOR DE I LAS MUJERES LATINAS PIENSO QUE GATITO SON LA BOMBA ASÍ QUE TENGO QUE APRENDER IT.LOL

lol! ladies...we trying to work it out again...you know how it be when u beef wit your babyfather! can't live wit em and can't live wit out em.... sorry Ree Ree. lol

@Brasp: Check it out!!

SmurfetteSmurf Flag Post

@suckmydick Flag post

if u gonna cheat on my girl ,it better be wit ME!!

mamacita true dat.. its not that damn serious, it's the internet for crying out loud..

ebony!! wassup ma

kingsolo LMAO!! i peeped that too.. i see you got my girl shook!

minx you know we all crazy!

pink that was my comment she pasted it! hello somebody pass pinklici a program so she can keep up!! LMAO but you right tho.. then take her expensive shiit right to the damn pawn shop!!

HEEEEY!

CLASS IS IN THE COMPUTER LAB TODAY,KOOL AND DA GANG!!

Jizzle if you calm your high ass down we could do this right now...I'm wearing heels!

*unbuttoning my jacket*

HEY OFFICIAL

reeree i know right smurf was all jumping the gun and shiit

smurf did she explain herself smurf cuz you know reeree

ps

LMAO!!

D-Jizzle & Pinklici in the computer lab. i'm gonna peek in to catch a look at pinks ass

@ black ras, (nervously) i was only kidding!!

@ reeree, u take me too seriously! hehe

DJizzle: Is your ass still in high school!! i feel like a damn pedophile talking to you about me and crafty!!!

wassup blackdaddy.. i see you just had to respond to AYM in spanish!! she's just gonna luv that!

djizzle what the fuk is your major MTO niga?? damn..

**LOOKIN EXCITE***

OKAY LETS GO!!

(RIPS TEAR AWAY SWEAT PANTS OFF WITH THE BUTTONS ON THE SIDE)

IM KEEPIN THE GATORS ON BABY

kiss my ass official! lol

*sitting back with popcorn to watch jizzle, and pink get down with the gator and stilettos on "move out the way reeree, dang!"

REEREE OBX

IN IN COLLEGE YOU GOOFS! I MAJOR IN SURGICAL TECHNOLOGY

@Smurf: see how you put your foot in your mouth!! I told brasp a while ago that I'm a changed woman and her man is off limits.

@Brasp: I lubb you girl, do you hear me? I lubb you!!! I would never try to take SMD from you!! But you better keep your eye on Smurf!! I think I should be telling Tanto what's up with her girl!

I'm in the mood for some Dolly today. Where the fukk is that wide load carrying ho? I know she listening....

Heeeerrree Puppy, puppy, puppy!

i'm right next to you smurf pass the popcorn. yawning and putting my arm around smurf

**IM IN**

Suuuuurrreee DJizzle: In real life, I'm a lawyer named Claire and my husband's name is Cliff. We have 5 beautiful children - Sandra, Denise, Theo, Vanessa and Rudy....

lmao

What the hell as she been smoking to think that she can handle the system. Her azz is just out of order. Kellis thinks all that shyt that Nas is telling her is how everyone else feels about her too,she going to find out in a minute she has been visiting the Twilight Zone and will wake sleeping next to her prison Mama if she don't stop,herself.

REEREE

IM DEAD SERIOUS,GO LOOK AT MY MYSPACE PAGE

Damn Smurf u too!!!

It dont matter cause he better put u in your place too! or we can't get back together...

Boo tell Smurf she can't suck yo dick! lol

**watching DJizzle and Pink feeling each other up while all the high school kids gather round**

somebody pass the popcorn.. and who's head is that i cant see shiit..

ReeRee Flag post

Suuuuurrreee DJizzle: In real life, I'm a lawyer named Claire and my husband's name is Cliff. We have 5 beautiful children - Sandra, Denise, Theo, Vanessa and Rudy....

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ROTFLMAO!@! reeree you stuuuuuuuuuupid!!

Dizzle Jizzle: I'm just messing with you boy!!! I know you in college.

***running to tell his counselor he's on the computer playing instead of doing his work***

HA HA HA YALL ARE SOOOO FUNNY

REEREE WHY WOULD I MAKE THAT UP FOR?

*passing popcorn to king, motioning for king to pass it to official too

@ reeree, if tanto even mentions this to me, ima tear u a new one!! u hear me!!!!??? LoL

*lookin at jizzle booty in the air

reeree he's dead serious, you heard him..

lol@ree ree yall stoopid....what class they in?? special ed?lol

Thank You Official: ***patting myself on the back*** I try!!!

jizzle post your myspace address again!

YALL SO STEREO TYPICAL JUST LIKE WHITE FOLKS

"OH HE'S BLACK SO HE CANT GO TO SCHOOL TO BE A SURGICAL TECHNICIAN,HE'S ONLY GOOD AT BASKETBALL AND RAPPING"

YOU MUFFUGGAS

dont worry Smurf I'm letting her know...u jumping the fence looking for dick! lol

LMAO @djizzle i believe you yo.. forget them, i'm your real e-friend!

*taking popcorn from king* oh that wasnt a head that was djizzles booty!

Smurf look at D-Jizzle he doing it all wrong. He still wet behind the ears. Shouting " PUT YO HIPS INTO IT NEGRO"

awight im back had to run to SC for some 2.63 gas.

Kingsolo i got your blackberry on a plan where im the only one that you can send and recive messages from! i though you said you erased those tapes!!! what about the one with us and that hawaiian girl. you so nasty i do luv you! come here.

official he dont have me shook he must of forgot i got 2 tapes with him one with a ball chain in his mouth and me with a la dodgers catchers uniform on and the 2nd with him tied up on the bed speaking cantonese!

King lum chom pou santwa lum sin yum yum!!

That's good Jizzle that you in school trying to be somebody foreal!!! shyt when u graduate and get that real money dont forget about me!!!! lol

Ok I'm back, what did I miss?

BRASP myspace.com/jiggyboi101

My brother-in-law is a scrub tech. They make a decent change.

djizzle that is so not true.. stereotypical is one word.. and you wonder why they dont believe!! LMAO.. just kidding you know we lubb you

didnt i tell yal asses not to talk so damn much lol

lmao at smd, blackraspberry and smurf drama lol but I think this is what smurf was talkin about? lol

ReeRee Flag post

i'm sick SMD!!! I need some doctoring!!!! :(

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blackraspberry better be careful.... keep your enimies close but your friends closer (i know i said it backwards! lol)

lol@king

jizzle fuking her like a rabbit! lol

LMAO at ree ree

dont forget me my name is BUUUUUDDDDD

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Smurf look at D-Jizzle he doing it all wrong. He still wet behind the ears. Shouting " PUT YO HIPS INTO IT NEGRO" ********************************************************

i laughed out loud at work on this one!!!!!!!!

ROFLMAO

Baby close the damn door. These fools clowning your sex game!

allegria hush!!! King is teaching Jizzle how to get into the [EXPLETIVE] the right way.

That's right Jizzle. Now move a little to the left. There ya gooo!!

**who wants soda and pass me the popcorn again. Oh yeah, I got twizzlers**

@ everyone - (reading up a bit) all of y'all are foul for coming at D-Jizzle like that. You bastards are mocking his words!!! Lol.

PINK

OH SH!T IM COMIN OH OH AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH AAAGH AGH!

SIIIIIIIIIKE I AINT DONE YET HAH HA HA GET UP YO TURN!

blackraspberry Flag post

That's good Jizzle that you in school trying to be somebody foreal!!! shyt when u graduate and get that real money dont forget about me!!!! lol

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DAMN BYTCH I JUST GRADUATED (not really it was this past april lol) AND I DIDNT GET A KUDOS FROM U AND U MY BLOOD E FAM! WTF? *rolling eyes acting like a big ass baby hating on djizzle lol*

PINK

OH SH!T IM **CUMMIN** OH OH AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH AAAGH AGH!

SIIIIIIIIIKE I AINT DONE YET HAH HA HA GET UP YO TURN!

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djizzle that is so not true.. stereotypical is one word.. and you wonder why they dont believe!! LMAO.. just kidding you know we lubb you

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ROTFLMAO KICKING MY HEELS AND ALL DAMN U BEAT ME TO IT LOL....

LMAO @allegria.. is that so

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@ everyone - (reading up a bit) all of y'all are foul for coming at D-Jizzle like that. You bastards are mocking his words!!! Lol. *************************************************************

why u tryna be funny!! LOL

*talkin in a low whisper,. yall read that ish up there, jizzle an ol minute man!! LMAO

LOOK AT DJIZZLE MAKING THOSE DAMN FACES UGGGH LOL DAMN FIVE MINUTES WENT BY QUICK! LOL

EVERYTHING IS INNOCENT BABY...THE LADIES DIDN'T MEAN ANYTHING THEY SAID. IT'S ALL ABOUT YOU GIRL

BUT RIGHT NOW IT'S ALL ABOUT LUNCH...I'LL BE BACK

MANE I KNOW STEREOTYPICAL ONE WORD FUCC YALL! LOL

YOU KNOW WE BE USING SLANG TERMS DAMMIT!

strongblackwoman Flag post

didnt i tell yal asses not to talk so damn much lol

lmao at smd, blackraspberry and smurf drama lol but I think this is what smurf was talkin about? lol

ReeRee Flag post

i'm sick SMD!!! I need some doctoring!!!! :(

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blackraspberry better be careful.... keep your enimies close but your friends closer (i know i said it backwards! lol) *************************************************

SBW: You worst then Smurf. All I said was I need some doctoring. He's a doctor damnit!!! You just be content on being my ADJECTIVE!!! lmao

@DJizzle: It's ok baby. I believe you but I couldn't resist. You was like, Gotta go to class and then like 5 min later you were in the computer lab. Sounds like when someone changes classes in high school and the bell rings. lol

ROTFLMAO @imdiog.. ok i'm not going to "mock" his words anymore!!

SBW i had to!! lol

Jizzle you a very handsome guy!!!! you look older than 19!!!

Ree Ree

my bad

dam official i though you said you had the smoke (looking around) can we smoke in here

king show me show meeeeeeeee

MANE THIS TEACHER SAID WE MEET IN THE LIBRARY AND HER ASS AINT EVEN HERE!

CONGRATS!!! SBW!!! i'm so proud of you!!!!!!! (cyber hugging you) you go gurl!!!!

foreal anybody thats trying to educate themselves and be somebody that is wonderful foreal.....its always good to see black people doing it big!

LMAFBAO!!!! when you use it as two words "STEREO TYPICAL" is the slang term. Oh sh*t my shoulders is shakin' again. LOL.

OH NEVER MIND SHE HERE LOL

WHY THANK YOU B-RASP

IMGDOG

SHUT YO ASS UP MANE

lol@ my babyfather...still jive skeptical about getting back wit him.. lol

IMdiogi11 Flag post

LMAFBAO!!!! when you use it as two words "STEREO TYPICAL" is the slang term. Oh sh*t my shoulders is shakin' again. LOL.

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ROTFLMAO!! now my shoulders are doing it to.. omg imdiog i have tears in my eyes i cant stop laughing!! LOlLOLOLOLOLOLOL

@DJizzle: Are you in the computer lab or library? You better not be lying to us??

@ D-Jizzle - LMAO!!!! You are the fukkin' greatest. lol.

# blackras, get back wit em if u wanna, but i think u should know where he was LAST night,yo

brb

REEREE

the computer lab is in the library

@ official - LMAO!! Oh sh*t stop, I can't even type straight. lol.

@brasp: Go head girl and get your baby daddy back. You know there's some hood chics out there looking at em!!! ***eyeballing Smurf****

allegria girl you know i got it.. here *passing you a dutch and sandwich bag* yeah i just got paid yesterday!! lol

oh damn it's over!?? that was the quickest 5 minutes of my life.. damn pink you betta get that boy some ginseng!! or viagra!!

FUCC YALL!

i aint finished with sh!t what the hell yall watchin?

imdiog STOP IT!!! my shoulders are going crazy i look like i'm having convulsions.. my eyes all watery and shiit and my co-worker just walked in to let me know we have a lunch with a drug rep and i'm gonna be looking like i was crying for an hour straight!! LMAO!! omg that was hilarious

Who is "Ebonyblanco", they were looking for me earlier? I'm trying to change the subject so I can stop laughing. lol.

ok djizzle!!! I believe you!!

Oh yeah, is your quick with pink over because I still have some popcorn left and I was just wondering..........

IMIGDOG

get off my d!ck

imdiog it's not working cuz i just busted out laughing again!! rotflmprao!!

**quickie**. My bad!

@ official - you keep bringing it up so I can't stop laughing right now. LMAO!!!! I got to type my sh*t in Microsoft Word and let it run a spellcheck because I can't see my screen through these tears!!! lol.

LMAO @IMdiogi11

Whats good, I see you pickin up where you left of yesterday! LOL! What Up MTO Fam!!!

imdiogi you stupid!! lol

blackrasb you betta watch smurf shell have yo man dik smelling like green alcohol (looking over at king)

official dam (breaking the trees up) i gotta roll too! why you keep laughing you smoked already

@ D-Jizzle - you kept your comment to me down to 4 words so you wouldn't misspell any of it. LMAO!!!

IMIGDOG

mane so the fukk what! that sh!t you laughin at aint even funny,i dont like yo ass mane,keep fukkin with me

@ C - stop hypin' [EXPLETIVE] up form the sidelines. lol. What's good dawg?

I had to look busy cuz my boss was in the area but im back now and I hate catching up! What are yall talking bout that has everyone crackin up? Somebody please fill me in so I can laugh too!!!

LMAO @ IMdiogi11

You a fool man.lol

What up C!

@DJIZZLE - What school you go to so I can have the dean review and revise the computer usage policy?? LOL Welcome back homey!

@OFFICIAL - **hugging you real tight** I'm so glad to see you are still alive!!!! But this is only the beginning as you pose a threat to the rank-a-dank gang....must we enter you into a witness protection program

imdiogi leave djizzle alone looking at djizzle) that niga in the library with that lil asz power ranger suit on!

did yall see the thread that beyonce gonna fuk up aaliyah song

Oh I guess it's tree time so gimme a sec to twist up, amybe then I can laugh wit yall!!!

@ reeree, stop hatin, i was playin wit her!!

*bout to slap reeree, for puttin my affections for SMD on Front st!!!

@ allegria, kiss my ass, too!

Anyway, Minx: You never answered my question. Did you see the southpark when Randy (Kyle's dad) was on Wheel of Fortune???

YEah, I was a little late with those.....I had em written for a while, but then I had to call a client and lost focus.

I know; I need punishment....I put work before MTO.

white man's land... they not gonna be happy until all the black artists,entertainers, and sports figures, who ain't kissing their ass everyday but got money are locked up. Nothing has changed but the dae ont eh calendar. ya'll betta wake up. Might have money but you still jigga!!!

where was he at last night smurf?? you and ree ree fighting over my man! wtf

official why would she have his dick smelling like alcohol...fuk she got a disease? lol

mamacita Flag post

Oh I guess it's tree time so gimme a sec to twist up, amybe then I can laugh wit yall!!!

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I got 5 on it, so let me ride out with you.lol

YAL LEAVE JIZZLE ALONE! HE ALREADY EMBARRASSED ABOUT FIVE MINUTES! LOL LUBBS U BOO!

LMAO AT REE REE! FUK U U TRIFLIN HEIFER LOL, YOU ASK THAT BLACKRASPBERRY PIECE TO DOCTOR ON YOU AND I ALREADY GAVE U E-THERAFLU! SO U WAS FLIRTIN! LMao why am I such a hater! lol

rotflmao at slang term stereo typical lol... (get it?) ....

@ D-jizzle - take ya sensitive bitch ass on. You don't like me, how the fu*k am I supposed to feel about that. LMAO!!! How about we do this, you raise your hand to your 9th grade teacher, ask for her assistance on how to use a computer then come back at me correct. If you can come at me with a paragraph that makes some damn sense, we can do this all day. How about that? LOL.

IMdiogi11

I was just sayin LOL!!! OK, I'mma leave it alone! LOL!

ReeRee what up!

sticks size thirteen gators up Allegria ass for makin fun of my power ranger fit

@Smurf: Go ahead and smack me all you want and I'll tell brasp how i saw you sucking SMD off in the alley last night!! Don't make me tell her and Tanto all about your sneaky ass. And to think that everyone was worried about me!!! SBW said it best: Keep you friends closer!!!

@REE REE - No, I didn't see that one, I don't think.

FUKK YOU ALLEGRIA. YOU LIL BYTCH.

LOL @ IMDIOG - C a sideline hoe! LOL

ROTFLMAO AT ALLEGRIA! DAMN PINKLCI U LET THAT NUCCA FUK U WITH A POWER RANGER SUIT ON! WTF? YEAH I SEEN THAT POST I WISH BEYONCE JUST GO AWAY DAMN LOL *ducking and dodging minx* lol

@ Allegriaymaria,. yeah I seen that bullsh!t. Bey needs to sit down and rest for a while cuz she is outstayin her welcome. Im not a big Babygirl fan but Bey cant fuk wit her at all.

@ C - I said what's up, like how is your day fool. lol.

IMIGDOG

you the one sensitive cuz you over here gettin mad cuz i said i dont like you,nig/ga we on fuc/kin line so how ima not like you cuz you was laughin at a mispelled word?

@ allegriaymaria

Ok, I'm cool. I'll let it go. It's nothing but jokes to me. lol.

DAMN BRASP U NEED TO GET IN THESE HEFFAS ASS! SMURF AND REE JUST HAVING A FIELD DAY WITH YOUR PIECE, DO U NEED MY PISTOL?

C U AINT NOTHING BUT A FENCE RIDER ALWAYS INSTIGATING!

lmao at IMD: Damn, stop schooling that boy!! He getting enough of that right now in his Saved By the Bell Classroom. He prolly act like Screech!!! lol

DJIZZLE AND IMIDIOGI11 STOP THAT SHYT WE DONT FIGHT AMONG EACH OTHER! HOW ABOUT YAL TAKE C OUTSIDE AND KICK HIS ASS FOR HYPING IT UP? now that i'll let pass, sorry lil bro! lol

@ BlackD,. I only smoke good green so % aint gonna get you nowhere wit me, but you can smoke wit me anytime papi!

@DJIZZLE AND IMDIOG - Yall quit this bullsh1t RIGHT NOW!!!!

IMDIOG, lighten up them glasses prescription and put that got damn dictionary away!

and DJIZZLE - put some socks on and put yo got damn sword back in its sheath!

Snot nosed bastards! QUIT IT!

LMAO @ IMD AND OFFICIAL!!

IMD IF YOUR GONNA CONTINUE THIS COMEDIC FRENZY OF YOURS FROM YESTERDAY...I'M LOGGING OFF CAUSE I CAN'T AFFORD ANOTHER LAUGH ATTACK RIGHT NOW..IT'S STILL MID AFTERNOON AND I'M SURE I'LL GET CALLED TO THE CONFERENCE ROOM!!! LMAO

HEY C!!

minx

Stop Co-signning LMAO!!!

IMD

Yeah, I'm good today man, everything cool!

oh sh!t im high! I meant to say *5*

@ D-Jizzle - LMAO!!! I haven't been doing anything but laughing and you got sensitive on me. lol. Everybody else was laughing too but you chose to come at me. It was nothing but jokes. So the "I don't like you" was a Ralph Tresvant move. That's real. Lol.

FUKK YOU TOO SBW. YOU TOO MAMACITA.

I am not sure that this is true...(THIS IS MTO after all,) but if it is, WHY??? Why wouldn't you just take the plea and run? If she does jail time over this, then too bad. her fault. these celebs are going to learn!!!!

ROTFLMAO AT MINX!

Damn Minx what I do?

WHAT THE FUKK IS A RALPH TRESVANT MOVE??!!! LMAO!!!

And none of you dumb simpleton muthafukkas better answer that, like I don't know.

MINX WHAT THE HELL DID I DO? *running away screaming in misery* lol

mamacita Flag post

@ BlackD,. I only smoke good green so % aint gonna get you nowhere wit me, but you can smoke wit me anytime papi!

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OH MY BAD ,I KEEP FORGETING THAT YALL DONT LIVE DOWN HERE IN MIAMI.LOL

WE GET IT FOR THE LOW LOW DOWN HERE, IM TALKIN ABOUT THAT KRIP BABY!.LOL

@Minx: It was funny as hell. The bonus puzzle category was People Who Annoy You. The letters on the board after the RSTLE and his NGCO were N_GGER. Yo, he was like "I think I know it but I don't want to say. So Pat Sayjack was like go ahead. And he was like N!gger!!!. Everybody was looking at him all crazy. And Vanna turns the letter and it was an "A". That was one of the funniest ones. He was like "I'm not a racist!"... lol

Ok, y'all are taking this too serious. LMAO!!! and I can't stop laughing. I promise, I'm done. lol.

vanilla_one

What Up!!

LMAO @SBW

Oh thats grimey sis but I wasnt talkin bout IMD & DJizzle! I was talkin out him and BKR yesterday, so OOOOOhhh, Pick ya face up off the floor LMAO!!!

IMIGDOG

naw mane you was the only one who kept goin HAHAHAHAHAHAH!!! and that sh!t be getting annoying mane,i saw that sh!t you was laughin at last time cuz i said MOCK my words,nig/ga i know its MARK okay like i said we be usin slang on here and i fukks with RALPH TRESEVANT TOO mane so dont be crackin on dude,i aint finna start no beef withcu since we in the same e-fam so i'll let it go

HEY MJ!!! LONG TIME NO SEE GIRL!!

@ALLEGRIA @SBW @MAMCITA

You bytches keep my gurl name out cho mouth. I'm not too excited about that remake either, but got damn it, i will NOT have you talking down in my presence!

SKANK BYTCHES!

**pouting**

ok i'm back

imdiog LMAO still!!!

aight let me go catch up right quick..

LMAO LMAO LMAO !!

Damn its callin me!!! I needs some of that good good sh!t that have your tounge numb! LOL

@ blackras, he was at REEREE house!!!!!

What the fukk SBW? You don't role play with your man. The nugga is young. He like power rangers, what ya want me to do? I would prefer a cop uniform but he don't say nuffin when I put my "wonder woman" outfit on so it's all good.

SBW i'm not worried about them tramps...they probably sucked his dick when we broke up!!! I know Smurf sneaky azz did and Ree Ree lonely azz....but its cool...I'm not gonna spill the real beans!

Ree Ree and Tanto asked to fuk and suck in my garage! I went on and let them since they offered to pay me to not say nothing...so thats the real reason Ree Ree giving Smurf those salty looks!!!! in the words of Kanye (Lawry's) LOL

@ vanilla - it depends on BKR. You know you got to be sharp with him because that dude is quick. You already know he brings out the best in you when you crackin' on each other. lol.

KELIS AND FOXY GONNA BE CELLMATES AND BECOME LESBIAN LOVERS LOL

Oh now I get it, Minx you work for Bey's fan club right? LOL! Just playin. I like Bey alot and I think she's a great artist but sometimes she starts to get on my last nerve. I just think she tryna do too much at one time.

Smurf you wondering why u got that big azz blister on your lip!!! ask Ree Ree! lol

JIZZLE PROBABLY GAY TO

@Smurf: You and SMD was at my house only because I have all the camera equipment there and you wanted me to film you with him. Ya'll said ya'll was making a Ray J/Kim K film.

Brasp: I have the tape if you want to see it!!

See Brasp: Why you going there? I'm on your side. I never sucked SMD off. I was gonna but I didn't.

And that blister didn't come from me. Smurf prolly got that sh!t from that hoe Crafty!! She better go get tested!!!

imdiog omg god i just reread the comments and i'm dying over here... he said you been on him ever since he said "mock" my words he know its mark!! LMAO

omg allegria i'm high on something cuz i cant stop laughing at this shiit

djizzle dont start getting all sensitive and shiit yo

vanilla i already had the shoulder attack!! LMAO

oh and this minx Flag post

@DJIZZLE - What school you go to so I can have the dean review and revise the computer usage policy?? LOL Welcome back homey!

@OFFICIAL - **hugging you real tight** I'm so glad to see you are still alive!!!! But this is only the beginning as you pose a threat to the rank-a-dank gang....must we enter you into a witness protection program

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ROTFLMAO!!

I wonder where is BKR & Prettylatina at 2day, oh well maybe we'll see them at 5, The Bonus Hour! LMAO! The Question is, will Vanilla Show up??? LMAO!!!

LMAO AT PINKLICI BUT POWER RANGERS? COME ON NOW MA LOL THAT IS THE WEAKEST LINK LOL BUT U RIGHT ABOUT THAT ROLE PLAYIN G

DJIZZLE AND IMIODIGI11 BRING YOUR FACES TO THE SCREEN SO I CAN SLAP THE SHYT OUT OF YOU

LMAO AT MINX! I FORGOT ABOUT BITCHONCE LOL JKING! *running so she won't hit me but grinning from ear to ear*

lmao at blackraspberry!!!!!

mamacita i like bey too. but i have to cosign with you she is trying to do to much at one time.. sit the fuk down somewhere bitch i'm dizzy already fuk!

hey smurf,ReeRee,standard,and blackrasp!

ROTFLMAO AT YAL MUTHAFUKAS PASSING ARE E-STDS LOL....DAMN SHAME! CYBER SEX ISN'T EVEN SAFE ANYMORE!

pinklici

Damn, What other costumes you got? LOL You a collecter???

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@Smurf: You and SMD was at my house only because I have all the camera equipment there and you wanted me to film you with him. Ya'll said ya'll was making a Ray J/Kim K film.

Brasp: I have the tape if you want to see it!! ***************************************************

i cannot believe u would type this!! well, i NEVER!! *slappin reeree cross her face, and she punches me in the stomach and im on my knees, grasping at her ankles,....

C did you see my message for you on the beyonce remaking aaliyah song thread?? lol

ree ree sorry boo...i had to tell smurf! since both of yall being sneaky behind my back now looka here...yall fuking the same woman!!lol

FUKK YOU OFFICIAL. YOU LIL BYTCH.

Hey Tanto: Boy am I glad to see you. Your girl is misbehaving like she got her own show on VH1. (girls behaving badly)

*standin up all quick dustin my knees off, straightenin my hair. hey tanto!! lets go somewhere we can be alone!

ROTFLMAO AT SMURF AND REE REE!

*WAVING AT TANTO*

@smurf,Im going to send u and the rest of my peoples I named an email.

@Brasp : What are you saying? **in my soap opera voice**.

@Smurf: Take that, take that, take that!!!

OOOPS! my girl just walked in the building!! tanto heyyyyyyy boo!!! i missed u where u been at? lol

smurf got some explaining to do....I was gonna pistol whip her for fuking my babyfather but since u lubb her i'm gonna let u handle that!

@ official - stop!!! LMAO!!!

@ SBW - I said it was just joke and I promised to stop and I did, no need for me to get slapped. lol.

@ C - I'll be there after 5 and vanilla and BKR bet not leave early. Mabeline showed up all late. We need to get back on track.

@ blackdaddy - my bad, you did say what's up. What's going on dawg?

@EVERYBODY - YOU BYTCHES THINK I WENT CRAZY THE OTHER DAY, YOU REALLY GON" HAVE TO HOSE ME DOWN IF YOU KEEP ON TALKING ABOUT MY GUHL!

BYTCHES! **whining like a lil bad ass 5 year old white girl who can't get the glitter boa she wanted**

**running away**

@strongblackwoman,hey lady!*waving back* sorry ma I didnt see u when I came in.

DARKMAN

yea i can get real GAY while im fukkin your bitch

Wait a minute smurf: Where you trying to take Tanto real quick? Don't be tryna avoid your fate!!!

@MAMACITA...I CAN MATCH YOU...MINE IS DA FLAME!!!!

officialbronxite

LOLOl, You just had to call me out right? J/K LMAO!!! Yeah I did, but I think that story is FUGAZIII!!! Its only believeable becuz Timbo said he's workin with Bey!!! MTO reachin to me! LOL Like they always do!

dam yall some snitching aszes today somebody give me a lighter the blizee is ready i hope these hos gets to fighting!!

minx (puuting my hand on your should all friendly) fuk blah once and her stanking asz remakes. she fuked up that luther remix too (i realy liked that one) she gonna fuk up everything (in my dl hughley voice) i hate her!! r kelly gonna whoop Bs asz then piss on her weave! (hand still on minx shoulder, suka punching her in the stomach and walking, oh now running away)

djizzle' you aint got no gator to put in my asz or anywhere else you got some lators

blackdaddy dam that shyt took me back krip. i lived in tallahassee for a year when i left cali and i used to buy that shyt from some white boys that lived downstaits from me. that shyt is flowressent green!!! and cost to much for a dub sack

LOL@C...Naw i'm just a Wonder Woman freak. I got a limited edition lunch box, dolls, old comic books, posters, and two costumes. I swear if the movie ever come out i'm going to the premiere in my costume like them "star wars " freaks.

Naw I'm lyin'...I do got an xrated "Minnie Mousse" outfit that would make "Mickey" blush....

and of course, what red blooded female doesn't own an assless "French Maid" outfit.....

LOL

@Jizzle : i hate to have to tell you this, but your comeback to Darkman was really GAY!!

MAN YAL ARE STOOOOOOPID LOL

FUK A NUCCA NAME BEYONCE! NOW WHAT? LMAO AT MINX!

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JIZZLE PROBABLY GAY TO ***********

Say, say, say....you might wanna keep it moving lil n1gga....

minx dayum ma.. why so harsh did i say something bad about your idol!! LMAO

IMdiogi11

I'm in there for sure becuz I' scared to miss it, the last time I missed an after 5 meeting, Ya'll was Bashing me crazy but when Vanilla miss DAYS, No one says anything! LOL, Ya'll not right LMAO!!!

ALLEGRIA U LIVED IN TALLAHO? WHERE BOUT?

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LOL@C...Naw i'm just a Wonder Woman freak. I got a limited edition lunch box, dolls, old comic books, posters, and two costumes. I swear if the movie ever come out i'm going to the premiere in my costume like them "star wars " freaks.

Naw I'm lyin'...I do got an xrated "Minnie Mousse" outfit that would make "Mickey" blush....

and of course, what red blooded female doesn't own an assless "French Maid" outfit.....

LOL ************

Girl what the fukk is wrong with you??

IMdiogi11

No big deal dog I do it all of the time, I dont mean it thou.lol

Now why is my co worker running in here talking about fidel castro is dead?lol

I didnt get that memo.lol

brb yall

and all that take dat, take dat, was real fcukin funny reeree

@ blackras, u betta zip yo lips, gul!!

I QUIT MTO!!!!!!!!!!

**hurting on the inside***

(sike - quit for what? I'm just finna kill you hoes though.)

LMAO @pinklici

But how does the French Maid Uniform Fit??? Tight like a GLOVE I Bet? LOL!!!

imd and C

I will be there, but the question is will BKLYNNN be there!! lol

@pinklici: I love Wonder Woman! I actually have the first two seasons on DVD. She was my bitch when I was little. I can't wait for a movie with her.

Fuk Beyonce! i'm sick of her azz!

(backing up) somebody shoot minx with her daily dosage of crazy meds!!! I dont wanna have to shoot her azz for going wild! lol

REEREE and PINK on drugs.

@VANILLA - I'm wondering the same thing too! BKLYN?? Are you gonna be there hun??

(sike - quit for what? I'm just finna kill you hoes though.)

LMAO AT PINKLICI

BLACKDADDY THAT NUCCA AINT DEAD THAT WOULD HAVE BEEN EVERYWHERE ME AND MY COWORKERS WENT TO INVESTIGATING THAT SHYT LOL there is website called "fidel castro death watch"

*looks at yesterday's after 5 club meeting, see's C, Vanilla, PL, & IMdio laughing it up at a WACK ASS JOKE.*

SAY WORD?! I SEE HOW YALL MTO FAM DO WHEN A NI99A LEAVES EARLY! IMDio, I GOTCHU FAM! LOL.

C, Vanilla, PL, YALL ARE SO SHIESTY! Tryna big dude up with a wack joke!! LOL.

You are so lucky my grandfather passed last night IMDio cuz It would've been on!! But I got something for you! LOL.

HEY MTO Fam. I'm gonna re-read and play catch up.

AND BEYONCE KNOWS FCKING BETTER THAN TO DO AN AALIYAH REMAKE. SHe better sit her pretty sexy yellow ass down.

C that's not true, cause when I miss a day, PL gives me "the look" lol!!

@ pink - that was a whoooooole lot of info :)

@ C - stop worryin' about how we treat vanilla compared to you!!! You stronger than this, man up!!! LMAO!!!

Something wrong with owning costumes Minx?

LOL @minx

What do you mean, whats wrong with her??? LMAO!!! What the Wonder Women Fanaticism? LMAO!!!

bklynrogue u my boo to the FULLEST POWER BUT THAT JOKE WAS FUNNY AS HELL! LOL

BTW yall know Beyonce dont wanna slow down her career cuz she's barren. Oh girl can't have kids!!

allegriaymaria

YES YES YES THIS IS TRUE.LOL YOU KNOW EVERYTHING COMES THRU THE TRE 05.LOL

You either smoke it , or sell it or both.lol

IMD why ya'll done got religon all of a sudden? What did I say that was so raunchy?

@minx: i like how u straight up dissed me about the southpark commentary!! it's cool though!!

@Smurf: I'm just a funny woman! lol

You know what SBW, since we all here and I don't know wether or not I'll be on later, I wanna say something but Imma leave it alone! LOL.

@blackrasp,and ReeRee I sent u guys an email.

*Looks at IMdio, waiting for him to make the first move*

TANTO!!! (pulling her by the hand) gurl come here! I gotta tell you what the fuk been going on!!!! gurl do u know Ree Ree and Smurf been planning a weekened away to the mountains? them bitches asked to use my credit card to book their hotel room. they didnt want u to know...remember she said she was going out of town cause her cousin got locked up for raping that faggie...hell naw her and ree ree is fuking! them bitches trying to have a broke back mountain episode! lol

LMAO @ SBW

THANKS LET ME GO TELL THIS FOOL.LOL

BRB

IMdiogi11

All I ask is that everyone be treated the same! LMAO!!!

vanilla_one

You just get a look, I get abused LMAO!!!

BKR

I aint do nothin that was Vanilla Laughin DUMB HARD LMAO!!!

**shooting a spit dart into BRASP like in Africa.....tryna tranquilize this crazy b1tch for what I'm finna do to her**

@MINX- what it is baby.

What up errrbody

Hey brogue: She's barren??? Sorry bout your grandfather!!

Awwwwwww damn BKLYNNN!! sorry to hear that about your grandfather!! And why the hell are you even on MTO today, this is a day of mourning for you!

See now you got me wanting to cry!! Ok Imd and BKLYNN..hold off for today!!

BKLYNNN you did read that I apolgized for laughing so hard didn't you *running behind bklynn* didn't you?? answer me!!lol

Yeah I see C and Vanilla they awfully fckin quiet since I came on!!

LOL

IMDio where u at?!

Ohhh we can talk about people's obsession with Midget Mac, Power Rangers, Family Guy, South Park, that fukkin Dora ho and the Simpsons all day, but I can't share my "Wonder Woman" fantasy? WTF?

@ pink - i just said it was a lot of info. didn't know where it all came from :)

@ BKR - I made it already, I can't help it if you were leaving. lol.

(seriously though, sorry to hear about grandmother.)

Aww thanks Vanilla. But virtually there's nothing I can do (family is making arrangements and such) and besides I need something to keep my mind off it and since MTO is the funnest place on Earth i wanna be wit you guys!! LOL.

Okay now that that sad shyt is out the way,

COME ON IMDio...I'm CALLING YOU OUT! lol

ROTFLMAO IM IN TEARS AT PINKLICI REGRETTING SHE MENTIONED THE COSTUMES SHE TRYING TO GET SOME UNDERSTANDING LMAO IM IN TEARS RIGHT NOW LOL SO HARD...

LMAO AT BKLYNROUGE! FINNA BE A SHOWDOWN!!!!!!

REEREE THAT EPISODE WAS FUNNY AS HELL THE ONE U TALKING ABOUT THE NIGER ONE "IM NOT RACIST" LMAO

@ blackras,. i cant believe u would make up a story that elaborate,. *stuffin reciept from hotel room bookin in my back pocket

c don't try to act like you wasn't laughing DUMB HARD either cause you were!!

ALRIGHT FUK IT!!

DAMN IT THE JOKE WAS FUNNY!! OK THERE, I SAID IT!! LMAO

sorry BKLYNNN..again!!! lol

BklynRogue

What You Talkin Bout, I wasnt snappin on you like you was snappin on me the day I was absent! LMAO!

LMAO@blackrasp. when the cats away the mice will play!smurf will cop a plea as usual,im bout to scroll up now!

blackdaddy does your co-worker work for mto that'll explain alot!

imdiog ok.. i'm done .. LMAO!!

LMAO @reeree

hey tanto

tanto i didnt get the email.

@brasp: WTF??? Why are you lying on me???

@Tanto: I swear on my baby daddy Smitty (ya'll know how I feel about him) that I ain't never did or plan to do nothing with Smurf!! Brasp is just mad because SMD been cheatin on her!!

Brasp: Don't make me tell SMD that you been with Crafty!! And don't let me tell Allegria that you been with King. And don't let me tell Pinklici that you been with young Jizzle.

@REE REE - I thought I responded and said I didn't see that one! It sounded funny as hell though, I can imagined what kinda web that one spun into!

@BKROGUE - You ain't scared, are you dude? And did I hear you say your grandfather passed?? I'm sorry to hear that...

(So for that, I'm not gon' cuss you out about what you said about Beyonce....but you this close lil n1gga, thiiiiisss close)

Hey ReeRee

Yeah that was the word! And it adds up, since she doesnt want kids now, and Jay does, it seems correct.

LOL @ ImDio.

Thanks man....damn now I wanna bring the heat but can't cuz ur being nice. UGH!! LOL. BUt seriously thanks tho.

ROTFLMAO PINKLICI PIST RIGHT NOW OH MY SIDE IS HURTING FROM LAUGHING SO HARD! LET IT GO MA!

SBW

i lived off magnolia the i moved to brookshire apts before i left. i went to TCC for the year i was there my brother went to FAM and talked me into moving to that country asz town. it was cool i smoked alotttttt of good weed and partied all the time, i really dont remember going to school but i know i had books!!

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ROTFLMAO IM IN TEARS AT PINKLICI REGRETTING SHE MENTIONED THE COSTUMES SHE TRYING TO GET SOME UNDERSTANDING LMAO IM IN TEARS RIGHT NOW LOL SO HARD... *********

DITTO!!! LMAO!!!

WHY AM I STILL LAUGHING ABOUT PINKLICI TRYING TO GET SOME STRAIGHTENING ABOUT HER WONDER WOMAN FETISH LOL..... just some things just need to be left unsaid lmao.....

damn ReeREE u put her on blast

sorry bout your grandmother BklynRogue, I was happy to see mine past that bytch was hella mean *sorry God*

Thanx Minx hon. But I'm not shook, I want to bring heat but IMDio softened me with his apology. UGH! *Going to read yesterday's joke to get mad again*

LOL @ SBW

*Looks at Vanilla & C, Suge Knight style* LOL

**ATTENTION MTO MUHFUKKAS***

**ATTENTION MTO MUHFUKKAS***

**ATTENTION MTO MUHFUKKAS***

**ATTENTION MTO MUHFUKKAS***

**ATTENTION MTO MUHFUKKAS***

MY BIRTHDAY IS NOVEMBER 4TH....I AM EXPECTING GIFTS.

THANKS.

vanilla_one

I wasnt laughin hard, I was a lil chucle LOL!!!

My Bad BKR, My Bad! For real fam!

taking my 45 out about to smack the shyt out Minx wit it! bitch u spit something at me!!! beating her in her head-bitch didn't i tell u to calm your crazy bi-polar azz down! i'm sick of your crazy azz and that damn hulucinating u be doing!!!! she black out...blood on my hands...somebody pick her up and throw her on the back of the trash truck! lol

LMAO AT ALLEGRIA SOUNDS LIKE MY FRESHMAN YEAR! man I swear my GPA was .71 literally! i partied mon-sun! i use to go to class with shades on knocked the fuk out lol eyes blood shot red lol

a girl on my job B-day is Nov 4th and the bitch talk about it erry damn day!!!! lol

@SBW: yes, that episode was one of the funniest. I was cracking up!!!

SBW are you serious.. fidel castro death watch?? so you mean they're just waiting for that muthafuka to die!? what's gonna happen after he's dead the site comes down?? WTF i have a headache.. lol

pink there aint nothing wrong with being a freak for your man.. *thinking to self i dont have any costumes just a pair of yellow patent leather stilettos and butt ass neked is what i'm working with*.. LMAO

IS IT JUST ME, OR ARE YOU DUMB MUHFUKKAS STILL SAYING HIS GRANDMOTHER WHEN HE CLEEEAAARRLLLY WROTE "GRANDFATHER"?

Y'all on drugs, I swear...

BKR

Sorry To Hear About Your Grandfather.

MINX SCARLETT BDAY IS NOV 1 AND YAL DONT FORGET SMACHAN BDAY IS 2MOROW....

Ree Ree when I was single I was gonna let Crafty eat me out until he showed me the blister you left on his lip! lol

damn reeree, u spillin all the beans today

@BRASP

**that whole last scene was an excerpt of a dream she's having because of the hallucinogen I spit-darted into her neck earlier**

i'm back from lunch ya'll. after D-Jizzles performance i had to go it was pitiful. i know pink is done f'ing him after that nonsense.

C see I knew you would turn on me when shyt hit the fan! lol Now it was only a "chuckle" huh? lmao

bkrogue so sorry to hear about your granddad.. you know there's an upside to everything now you get to lay your head on my titties and cry your eyes out! see it all works out..

ps.. nah j/k but sorry for real my good e-friend..

Lol Thanx C, I appreciate it my dude.

LMAO AT MINX DAMN I THOUGHT SOMEONE SAID GRANDMA! WELL MY BAD

OFFICIAL: [link to external website removed] www.castrodeathwatch.com /

check it out yourself, shyt that nucca is beyond evil! I read the Che Guieverra (spelling?) book and how him and castro was super tight but castro did a 180 and went hella evil.... man u know he doing something wrong when u got folks risking their lives crossing a damn ocean on tires etc to get here!

Tanto: I got it! No problem boo!

BRB. Going to get something to eat since Minx don't want to open up.

LMAO @ Bronxite

Thank you honey. I really appreciate it (and that offer lol j/p)

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@SBW: yes, that episode was one of the funniest. I was cracking up!!!

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IM STILL LAUGHING! AT THAT AND AT PINKLICI! LMAO STILL... pinklici boo where are u? i lubbs u im only jking lol

official you letting people put there head on yo itties? can i be next? ....(thinking of the nipple ring)

FUUUUUUKKKKKKK YA'LL

I LOOOOVVVVE WONDER WOMAN AND I OWN WONDER WOMAN S/HIT.

LAUGH IF YA'LL WANT, BUT WHENEVR I PUT ONE A THEM S/HITS ON I GETS SLAMMED ALL NIGHT LOOOOONNNNG!

(looking at minx with some opra glasses on) min you crazy foreal huh girl?

SBW man let me tell you!!! i woke up smoking drove to class smoking, slept in class, drove back home smoking, went to work smoking (waitressd at the shoneys on 10) smoked with my boss and some white boys after work that whole year was a big fuking blurrrrr. I got a D in a class i took just becasue it sounds so easy. "stress management" all i remember is fight or flight niga!!

King who you got lunch with? did you scroll way up there to see my comment to your video threat

@minx: Thank you for clearing that up. I noticed it too! I was wondering what was going on in Brogue head while he was reading those comments. He was prolly thinking "these stupid ass mofos", ain't nobody say sh!t about my grandma". lol

brasp: that's not true. He gave that blister to me and that's why I wouldn't kiss YOU because I was looking out!! You had to make me tell everybody how you've been coming on to me, huh! You didn't know when to leave well enough alone!!

sbw i just checked it out.. wow.. is all i can say

thinking of pinklici in a wonder woman outfit

damn pink got any pics

BITE ME SBW!

AND IMD I ONLY SHARED MY FETISH INFO BECAUSE C ASKED ME.

THAT'S THE LAST TIME I TRUST YOU MUFUKKAS WITH SOME PRIVATE S/HIT.

TO ALL MY LADIES!!!! AND YAL BYTCHES BETTER READ IT!

SING IT GIRLS!!!

At first I was afraid, I was petrified. When you said you had 10 inches, Lord I almost died! But I'd spent so many years just waiting for a man that long, that I grew strong, and I knew that I could take you on... But there you are, another lie, I was ready for a Big Mac and you've brought me a French fry! I should have known that it was bull , just a sad pathetic dream Should have known there was no Anaconda lurking in those Jeans!

Go on now - go! , Walk out the door, Don't you promise me 10 inches, then turn up with only 4! Weren't you a brat to think I wouldn't find you out!? Don't you know we're only joking when we say size don't count??!!

[Chorus]

I will survive! I will survive! Cuz as long as I have batteries, My sex life's gonna thrive! I will always have good sex, With a handful of latex! I will survive! I will survive! Hey! Hey!

It took all my self control not to laugh out loud, When I saw your little weiner standing tall and proud! But to hell with your ego and to hell with all your needs, Now I'm saving all my lovin' for a cordless multispeed!

[Chorus]

I will survive! I will survive! Cuz as long as I have batteries, My sex life's gonna thrive! I will always have good sex, With a handful of latex! I will survive! I will survive! Hey! Hey!

Send this to all of the cool chicks you know, and all the dude's who can handle this new remix... DeleteReplyForwardSp amMove...

allegria i saw your response and i figured if i ignored it it would go away. let bump and make up what do you say?

OK IM BACK! SBW

Man I told him and that mo fo look like he was about to cry.lol

That sh!t is serious down here.lol

LOL @vanilla_one

Yeah, A chuckle, but by the way you was laughin, you could have sworn that RICHARD PRYOR was tellin the jokes LMAO! You was really gassin it! LMAO!!!

ROTFLMAO AT PINKLICI!!!!!!!!! OH MY GOSH MY SIDE IS LITERALLY HURTING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LMAO!!! PINK THAT TAKES THE CAKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

what's funny cuz you weren't expecting this kind of reaction on my gosh im am crying right now!!! it so damn funny lmao...... pink i will never let your secret out!

lmao at allegria!!! u sound like my first roomate she smoked so much if she didn't she would act looney shyt we use to buy blunts just to calm her ass down lol.... oh and i live near that shoneys lol

ROTFFLMMFAOOOOOOOOOO @ SBW!!!!!!!!!!!!

OMFGGGG!!!!

LOL@SBW....I've got an ex boyfriend that i'd like to send that song to.

Baby penis having muthafukka!!!

(grabbing kings hand going to the room with the leopard door)

SBW fuk dat song i cant survive without some balls slapping my chin

LOL @ C

Word and the joke was trash lol!! But you was od'ing tho ya damn self!! LOL. Don't worry, I wrote a response to IMdio but when he gets greasy again or when the mood strikes me I'll post it. Vanilla's gonna laugh at IMSchizo! LOL.

hold the fuk up..i posted a response a long azz one and it did not post! MTO WTF!!!

well to sum it all up!

FUK U MINX FUK U REE REE! u ate smurf out u ate her out...damn we all understand..do u boo!!lol

LMAO AT BLACKDADDY[SPAM]! WTF? YEP I KNOW HOW SERIOUS IT IS!

LMAO AT PINKLICI GIRL I ALREADY SENT THAT TO AN EX! he talkin bout what u trying to be funny i told his ass hell no u were the comedian talkin bout what u go do to me and pulled out that damn limp hot dog so the jokes on you lol....

vanilla: i got that in an email

LMFAO @ SBW

HILARIOUS!!!

SBW you live in tally ho now. send me some guthries homie! you got to the moon!!! lol i never got crazy when i didnt smoke cuz i always stayed smoking. that shoneys still open till 3am on the weekends

C ok it was a chuckle to you...cause err'one else was laughing too as if RICHARD PRYOR told the joke to! lol just admit that your a sellout lol!!

@brasp: It's over! Face it, everybody knows how you get down now!! How does it feel??? Hmmm??

@ BKR - I see you still on here talkin' sh*t and ya fake ass got pre-written comebacks now? LOL. It's like that? The only one that didn't think what I said was funny was you. It hurt to get laughed at huh? lol. Go ahead, copy and paste your pre-written sh*t and I will will hit back from the top of the dome. Now I see why you were so amped, you wrote some little comeback in your trapper keeper notebook. Let's go. LOL.

blackrasb who ate who out. what are yall talking about!!!

Hey official,I see you!

ROTFLMAO @ SBW!!!! That sh!t is hilarious!!! Imma hav to swaggerjack you for that one!!!

@Brogue: oooooooooohhhhhhhhh, IMD is blasting you!! WOW!!!

anybody seen hella yellow

strongblackwoman that was some funny shyt. its a good thing allegria don't have that problem with me. 11 inches having you sound like a retard.

allegria lets get this thing poppin

LMAO@ SBW & ALLEGRIA OMG....IT HURTS[SPAM]!!!

allegria-Ree Ree mad cause I told Tanto I caught Ree Ree and Smurf fuking and sucking on each other....dag ree ree i thought u wouldnt mind if i told! shyt I never told allegria how u tried to get at King did I? lol

vanilla_one

LMAO! NO, You were the one getting really extra with it! You had a whole paragragh full of h[SPAM]hahahahahahaha! LMAO! I had a simple LOL!!! You was the one talkin bout how you was in tears!!! LMAO! Not Me, YOU LOLOL!!!

@ IMdio

Noo homie, I was WAITING. But I see yesterday you got pretty damn big when I'm not around! LOL Now I know why you can't take pictures of yourself, the damn Summer Jam audience in your head can't decide which one to hold the camera huh with your "I See Dead People", I get a little crazy sometimes, fake ass Terrance Howard lookin, Chico DeBarge wannabe, I am the "One Flew Over the coocoo's nest' ASS!!!

Bet you didn't even graduate from Syracuse, did you Schiz?! Just all a fantasy made up in that amusement park called your mind!! Rockin back and forth in the psych ward after you sign off MTO I see you!!

AND THAT MY FRIEND WAS FROM THE TOP OF THE DOME. Your turn! LOL

ok guys! I'm signing off for the day. I'll talk to ya'll maybe tomorrow!!!

MUCH LUBB TO ALL!!

@kinsolo,what happened to my pics?

awww shyt Brooklyn Roooooge what ya gotta say now!!!lol

Official help yo man out!!!lol

where is smurf anyway?

lmao at trapper keeper!

alleygria!!!girl guthries still off the chain!!! yes i partied my ass off at the moon!!! i dont party that much no more though!

LMAO!!!! REE REE RUNNING LIKE SHYT!!! WHERE U GOING REE!!! LOL

@ cream,. my bad I was feelin so good that I dozed off for a sec but im awake now! You said you can match me? Damn what the hell type green you be smokin on?

i'm going on break. I need some tea. I'll be back!!

hold on king im coming baby!! (packing my bag- putting in my red velvet santa ho outfit with the crothless bottom, a pack of twinkies, bottle of water, black 4" stillettos, brian mcknight cd & some altoids)

you feel like christmas

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@ BKR - I see you still on here talkin' sh*t and ya fake ass got pre-written comebacks now? LOL. It's like that? The only one that didn't think what I said was funny was you. It hurt to get laughed at huh? lol. Go ahead, copy and paste your pre-written sh*t and I will will hit back from the top of the dome. Now I see why you were so amped, you wrote some little comeback in your trapper keeper notebook. Let's go. LOL.

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ROTFFLMFAOOO!!! YOU DID NOT GO OLD SKOOL AND SAY "TRAPPER KEEPER" OK WITH THAT IMD, I'M GONE TO LUNCH CAUSE I SEE WHERE THIS IS HEADED AND I CAN'T BE CAUGHT UP IN THIS "DEF COMEDY JAM FIASCO".LOL I KNOW BKLYNN IS COMING FOR YOUR HEAD NOW!! LMAO

I wrote it before you logged off dyck. lol. Dawg, don’t get mad just because I put people on to your snack game. Lol. Oh ok, I’m lettin’ mawfuckas in on the secret snack cave you got in ya house. BKR got a reese’s cup paper weight on his nightstand. When he unwrap that b*tch, the wall turn around and reveal some secret steps to the snack lair. Lol. This mawfucka currently working on 3 different ways to mix up caramel and nuget. LOL.

LMAO @ IMdiogi11

Dam you a straight fool man.lol

I gots to go

C YALL 2 MORROW.

LOL @ Vanilla Read up, and look at how I handled the G-Building resident err I mean IMDio

I cant front, that Trapper Keeper shyt had me int tears LMAO> Good 1 IMdio lmao

IMDIOG LMAO @trapper keeper notebook!! please stop i dont want the shoulder attack laugh!!

BD omg he was about to cry!! LMAO... why you gonna bust his bubble like that he was hoping it was true so he can bring his fam to america!!

allegria LMAO.. i know right that plastic shiit aint gonna cut it i need real meat.. shiit i like getting hit from the back and feeling balls banging on my [EXPLETIVE]!!

SBW that was just bertiful.. LMAO

@ MAMACITA....DROS

i'm feeling x-mas girl

my nuts roasting in allegria mouth.....

SBW the moon was the joint i used to hit this lil reggae spot by famu we would smoke in there like police didnt exist! wow those were the days.

allegria i don't know what tanto is talking about. she wants pics of me but i said no cause i'm with you.

*huffin and puffin Hey yall! these ppl got me in hurr workin today!! wtf , do they think i came here to work today?! what's up tanto!?

LMAO @bkrogue... you said ammusement park called your mind!!

lol @allegria and blackrasp

And if I have a secret snack lair, than that must your T.I. vs T.I.P ass got 100 personalities and shyt!! What's wrong schiz? Mad cuz your prozac intake was downsized? AND how the hell do you type with a straightjacket on?!

You just like how Martin said..CRAZY, DERANGED!!!

LOL.

CARRINGTON

FCK MISS PEARL!!! NO one fcks with that bitch!! LOL

yeah i like the nuts banging.. that's just nice..

mmmmmm ...

oh my bad ya'll i was drifting away

REEREE

i said i get real GAY while im fukkin Darkman bitch

GAY= HAAAAAAPY!!!!! CUZ SHE'S CHEATING ON HIM WITH ME DUH!!!

She ain't wrong. She accidentally gets caught up in a prostitution sting, and they try to lock her up. Wouldn't you be cussin and swingin ? On top of everything, they try to make her take a plea ? Sheeeiitttt..go 'head Kelis. Fight The Power !!!

@ BKR - that amusement park comment was a beast. lol.

I know all about you though. You that one dude that we all knew in highschool that had that bag of candy in their locker. You in there selling all of the old skool snacks and sh*t. You got slim jims, chico sticks, shoestrings, mike and ikes, lemonheads and sh*t. You fukked up when you tried to add those newschool dippin' dots in the game and confused ya customers. The only problem is you keep breaking that one cardinal rule and eatin’ all your product. LMAO!!!

I thought u left without saying goodbye

King

i'm feeling x-mas girl

my nuts roasting in allegria mouth..... ***************************************** that was so nasty!! (getting off my knees throwing u on the bed) can i put on my outfit now (looking at ur dik all hard and thick) fuk that outfit i gotta suk that now (deep throating)(try to talk with a mouth full of dik) did you lock the door? you know the crew like to peep&tom

lol @imdiog.. similar to never get high on your own supply, ten crack commandments.. he needs the ten snack commandements!!

YES

sitting back smoking my blunt! its good to see the ni99az beef!!! keep going......lol

LOL @ IMdio That's all you can talk about, Food?! You are so lucky you cant decide who can't take the picture cuz if i had a photo of you it would be on!! LOL.

Besides, you was the type of crazy kid in school who was eating all the elmer's glue and everytime you asked to play with kids you couldn't cuz you was oozin green snot! Girls in high school didnt wanna fck with you cuz you was sniffin highlighters and still had imaginary friends who wouldn't play with you! LMAO

lol@official...how u gonna go on your boo, your one and only, your backbone BROOKLYN ROOGE! LOL

lol@ jizzle

I'm back!

I saw PINK looking for her invisible plain a couple of minutes ago. She talking about they must have towed it.

BKROGUE LMAO THAT BYTCH BOTHERS ME TOO!

@ official - you see it, he don't even follow the rules of the snack game. Walking through the halls wit a "stop snackin'" t-shirt on.

lol @allegria

PINK

im still here i was bein lectured by this lady and couldnt comment

Wadn't today s'posed to be big dick day or sum? Small dick mufukkas was s'posed to log off.

don't worry about the door just keep doing your thing. damn you suck a mean dyck. i think i saw official peeking in and touching herself.

@Nasty...????

ALLEGRIA MT ZION! YEAH NOW THE POLICE BE OUT THERE FULL EFFECT!

ROTLFMAO AT IMIODIGI11....... SECRET SNAKE CAVE! MAN YAL ST[SPAM]PID LOL

official

you nasty fuk we promised at the beginning that we would share king. its your turn....when im done it should only be a few

blackraspberry

allegria-Ree Ree mad cause I told Tanto I caught Ree Ree and Smurf fuking and sucking on each other....dag ree ree i thought u wouldnt mind if i told! shyt I never told allegria how u tried to get at King did I? lol

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YOU KNOW REE REE GONE SWEAR TO GOD SHE WAS DRUNK!!

@PINK

doesn't Wonder Woman have an invisible plain???

IMdiogi11

I wrote it before you logged off dyck. lol. Dawg, don’t get mad just because I put people on to your snack game. Lol. Oh ok, I’m lettin’ mawfuckas in on the secret snack cave you got in ya house. BKR got a reese’s cup paper weight on his nightstand. When he unwrap that b*tch, the wall turn around and reveal some secret steps to the snack lair. Lol. This mawfucka currently working on 3 different ways to mix up caramel and nuget. LOL. ***********************

OH MY GAWD!!!!!! TELL ME YALL SAW THIS SH!T!!!! OH MY GAWD - I LITERALLY GOT CO WORKERS LOOKING AT ME ALL FONKY AND SH!T CUZ I BUST OUT LAUGHING!!! IM FINNA KNOCK ONE OF THESE HOES OUT< BUT I DONT HAVE THE ENERGY CUZ I CANT STOP LAUGHING!!!!!!!! OH MY GAWD!!!!!!!! RACOTCHLMMFBAO!!!! (Rolling and crawling on the floor crying hysterically laughing my mutha fukking black ass off!!!!)

@NASTY - I'm open wide now.

LMAO @imdiog

bkrogue you know i lubb you!!

b-ras i swear you got one more time.. full tank of gas $43, expedia map with turn by turn directions $free, 4 hour drive to smack the shiit outta b-ras priceless!! lol

@ BKR - you are a good opponent son. LMAO!!!

Dawg, I sympathize with you. Seriously, you got the football team, basketball team, soccer team, girl’s field hockey, chess and drama club clownin’ ya ass, giving you wedgies, pulling the strap of your tighty whities over your head. Meanwhile you still trying to negotiate with two snicker’s bars but they still slappin’ the [EXPLETIVE] out of you while the principle walks past and laughs. Lol. Meanwhile you thinking to yourself *this won’t happen when I perfect my new designer line of snacks back at the snack lair.* LMAO!!!

minx i thought i smelled something funky. close yo legs girl

official get the fuk away from the door that might have been djizzle

stroking your dik while im licking hold on... is that a red light blinking on that bookcase (putting on my santa suit) did you bring the cool whip?

rotflmao @ imdiog i didnt even see that!! omg you silly

allegria & king fuk the both of you.. i wasnt peeking.. i was lost that's all..

@KING - N1gga don't clown now....you fronting in front of the rest of them hoes, but you know you was so into the [EXPLETIVE] i basically birthed your head all over again...

stop snackin lmao

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@ BKR - that amusement park comment was a beast. lol.

I know all about you though. You that one dude that we all knew in highschool that had that bag of candy in their locker. You in there selling all of the old skool snacks and sh*t. You got slim jims, chico sticks, shoestrings, mike and ikes, lemonheads and sh*t. You fukked up when you tried to add those newschool dippin' dots in the game and confused ya customers. The only problem is you keep breaking that one cardinal rule and eatin’ all your product. LMAO!!! ************

DAWG....IM CROWNING YOU RIGHT NOW!!! PULL DOWN YO PANTS...

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Wadn't today s'posed to be big dick day or sum? Small dick mufukkas was s'posed to log off. ---------------------------

thats the sam sh!t i was wondering, been sittin on the sidelines waitin

MEANING IM SIMPLY GIVING YOU A BRAND OF "RANK STAMP OF APPROVAL" ON YOUR BUTTOCK.

I AINT DOING NOTHING WITH HIM NASTY! I PROMISE!

PINK

when we gettin married baby im tired of waitin dammit

@KING

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minx i thought i smelled something funky. close yo legs girl $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$

STOP right there Homeboy.

You don't see me talking about Allegria's disease, Otherguydickinmouthi tous do you??

@ KING...[SPAM]UUUU YOU GONE GIT IT!!! LOL

minx yep i got that one lol im so happy i get to see this before i leave work lol

YEAH, it was supposed to be, but BRASP ol' absent minded ass is over there in a fukking coma after I sedated her ass......she wasn't gon' finish executing the plan if she was conscious, so fukk it.

official we'll let you watch and allegria vibrator is in the top draw.

i got the cool whip and strawberries. i'm putting some on my balls.

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YEAH, it was supposed to be, but BRASP ol' absent minded ass is over there in a fukking coma after I sedated her ass......she wasn't gon' finish executing the plan if she was conscious, so fukk it.

******

@OSOSEXI and PINK

LMAO @ ImDio

Here we go!! Unlike you, I'm actually popular in my school, and you talkin about all these teams and people, YOU DIDNT EVEN STAY IN SCHOOL ALL TOO LONG becuase your coo-coo for cocoa puffs ass stayed for 3 hours than had the short-bus come and pick you up!! Ya deranged slow ass had Beyonce classes with 5 people in there, heard there was so many people in ya head that you couldnt read till you was 18!!

Besides I heard you lost your virginity to your hand homie, cuz the girls was scared of you schizo ass!!

LMAO!!! (This is fun!! IMdio you have no idea how better I feel thx man)

LMAO AT NASTYMF[SPAM]!!!!!

BKLYN IMIODIG11 IS WINNING HUN MAKE ME PROUD NOW!

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@KING

kingsolo1 Flag post

minx i thought i smelled something funky. close yo legs girl $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$

STOP right there Homeboy.

You don't see me talking about Allegria's disease, Otherguydickinmouthi tous do you?? ******************

YOu tell em baby....b1tch got a d1ck in her mouth and one in each of her nostrils....and ain't nare one KINGS.

SBS why are yall hyping IMDio aka the Light Skinned Blackdaddy right now, I see how yall do!! LOL

@ minx and SBW - yeah we usually do all of our clownin' after 5. lol. Y'all are gettin' a good show though. lol.

(coming out the bathroom with my ass out in my red santa ho suit and my 4" stils)

what the fuk is going on out here king? how did official and minx in our room!!

Minx what did he do in that death trap of yours

official you got lost

(stopping the cd bending over asz in official, king and minx face) where the hell is my blade

minx i bet yo shyt smells like roses but i was never there.

Nasty thats all yours homie

@KING - You know it do....you ain't got to lie....besides....ALLEGRIA bent over with her ass in our face....she ain't listening.

Oh yeah, but NASTY is, never mind...

LMAO @ososexi.. i aint seen shiit yet!!

king i'll pass i really dont want to see my bff's snatch... so no thanx!! lol

@ BKLYN....SORRY TO HEAR ABOUT YOUR GRANDFATHER PAPI...Just remember he is now at Peace

@ minx damn i had my water bottle for when it get hot and my goose 2 get loose...WTF????

@ Otherguydickinmouthi tous do you?? ************************************************

ROFLMAO

@ALLEGRIA - His head was reborn....he went through the birth canal all over again....n1gga slurped up all the insides I had left......BACK WHEN I WAS SINGLE!

**winking at NASTY; thumbs up**

lol@NastyMF...yeah she do...

@Djizzle...how bout 2mmorrow?

@ BKR - I'm supposed to be clowing you so shouldn't be telling you that sh*t was funny. LMAO!!!

That’s the best sh*t you could come up with? That weak sh*t sounded like you spilled ya little juicy juice box on the keyboard. I know you got some pent up anger, being young and a virgin and all. In the meantime, just continue to stroke your little balls. This young mawfucka just get a funny feelin' in his special place because he ain't old enough to nut yet. Lol. Look, you got ya whole life ahead you though, ya locker/snack store is up and running, you will be in junior highschool next year and should hit a growth spurt in 6 to 7 years that way you stop peeing on your fingers when you use the bathroom. In the meantime, use your #2 pencil, you know the one with the rainbow eraser and your favorite color construction paper to write some more jokes. LMAO!!!

@ Cream Aww thank you hon! That's right, I'm just tryna keep in good spirits cuz I know he's watching over me now lol.

Word @ IMDio

This is an exclusive Before 5, After 5 Show! LOL.

bklyn babe dont be unfair! its fair game! his jokes are great! i was searching for that pic he sent me but i can't find it lol

Nasty You don't see me talking about Allegria's disease, Otherguydickinmouthi tous do you?? what did you just say (still in my santa ho suit) niga please you was trying to give me a papsmear with yo mouth last week until king check yo asz! and nobodys elses dik been in my mouth you just mad cuz i wouldnt kiss you at the last roast when we was in the kitchen smoking together!! aszhole (switching off asz jiggling like j.e.l.l.o grabbing king by the hand) we can go finish this in the bathroom dam!! and what do you mean like roses

@ BKR - this sh*t has been damn fun. I got to get some work done dawg. So just hit me back with a response and I'm out. You are a funny ass dude. lol.

See y'all after 5.

The fellas is going at it.....

LOL @Ya'll

*Just mindin my Business waitin untill 5*!!! LMAO!!!

i was going to send it to you so u can have a fair shot but imiodig11 looks good though but he is bright lol

@ IMdio

See, but when you were just hyping me up calling me a worthy opponent then you try to get at me?! But I forgot i was talking to that other person on the left side of your brain!

And yeah I may be young homie, but yo old ass is borderline A.A.R.P, you better save your energy typing up all this shyt on the computer before you catch arthritis and can't beat your dick since that's the only pleasure your crazy virginal ass can get! I bet you and Uncle Tom be sittin around tellin Old Wives Tales then beat each other off with ya old asses! Dont' fck around on your motorcycle too much, cuz you know its dangerous for SENIOR CITIZENS to operate vehicles at this age of your life, with you lookin like a old ass version of Al B Sure!!! LMAO!!!

lol @bkrogue

king too late i just saw her snatch

allegria i was walking then i saw a light, so i walked towards it then as i got closer i heard music and giggling and i recognized your voice so i was coming to ask you for directions outta hea! lol

@ cream,. oh ok! yeah that dro have you feelin real good. I pefer haze tho! I had some haze one time that had me so high I thought the stop sign walked in front of my car! LOL

LOL @ IMdio

I'll catch you later If I'm on at 5...be cool bro!!

@Djizzle: I knew what it meant silly ass!! It still sounded GAY (queer not funny).

@IMD: Brogue thinking to himself right now " if i can just reach my utility belt, I can get out this nutrageous and put knock IMD out with it" . lol

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bklyn babe dont be unfair! its fair game! his jokes are great! i was searching for that pic he sent me but i can't find it lol **************************************************************

What??? IMD You send nasty pics too, Say it aint so! LOL Aww man another Brother done fell for the hype! LMAO! You ar beingtreated like a piece of meat not a man! LMAO!!! J/K!!! But dont do it IMD!!!

PINK

BABY ITS ON THEN

C....u got errrrybody laughing at me with the "Wonder Woman" s/hit and then u bounced. Thanks a lot!

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Nasty You don't see me talking about Allegria's disease, Otherguydickinmouthi tous do you?? what did you just say (still in my santa ho suit) niga please you was trying to give me a papsmear with yo mouth last week until king check yo asz! and nobodys elses dik been in my mouth you just mad cuz i wouldnt kiss you at the last roast when we was in the kitchen smoking together!! aszhole (switching off asz jiggling like j.e.l.l.o grabbing king by the hand) we can go finish this in the bathroom dam!! and what do you mean like roses $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$

(still in the kitchen ,high like a Mu Fuccka) Girl you trippin.....i don't even know what your talking about, gimmie back my got damn lighter.LOL!

minx no i know you lying bitch cuz you dont have no insides left, everybody on mto ran through that from craft,bkr,nastymf,fred,slimbrother,piedpiper,smitty,blackdaddy,blackdaddy2,tanto,smurf,julia roberts and mahammed alis son!! and i smelled your snatch when we was trying on clothes at the cyber swapmeet that shyt made me think about cooking hamburger helper matterfact the lil glove man walked by your feet and winkd at me! fuk you and your man nastymf!!luv you minx (mumbling) bitch!

Awwww s/hit Brooklyn.....LOL

LMAO @ C

Word, IMDio is reduced to a piece of old meat!! Showin his ish to SBW!! LOL.

@ SBW

No you just a turn-coat, wanna turn ya back on me like that I see you! LOL/JP

That guy is HILARIOUS!!

OKAY MINX...DANG!!!

allegria you know her shyt smell like sanitation so i just told her roses to make her feel good. lets go in the bathroom so i can like that cool whip from between yo thighs. why you out here in yo santa hoe suit for everyone to see? official be looking at your azz like she wants some. what be going on between the both of you when i'm not around?

nastyMF Flag post

allegriaymaria Flag post

Nasty You don't see me talking about Allegria's disease, Otherguydickinmouthi tous do you?? what did you just say (still in my santa ho suit) niga please you was trying to give me a papsmear with yo mouth last week until king check yo asz! and nobodys elses dik been in my mouth you just mad cuz i wouldnt kiss you at the last roast when we was in the kitchen smoking together!! aszhole (switching off asz jiggling like j.e.l.l.o grabbing king by the hand) we can go finish this in the bathroom dam!! and what do you mean like roses $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$

(still in the kitchen ,high like a Mu Fuccka) Girl you trippin.....i don't even know what your talking about, gimmie back my got damn lighter.LOL! ***************

@NASTY - Oh, so you was tryna fukk that bytch too??

@ALLEGRIA - You forgot Sie Sie...

*mouth drops to the floor* BKLYNROGUE UN UN!!!!!

C STOP STARTING SHYT HE DIDNT SEND A NASTY PIC HE SENT A REGULAR PIC!

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allegria you know her shyt smell like sanitation so i just told her roses to make her feel good. lets go in the bathroom so i can like that cool whip from between yo thighs. why you out here in yo santa hoe suit for everyone to see? official be looking at your azz like she wants some. what be going on between the both of you when i'm not around?

**************

@KING - Oh I get it, you telling her that sh1t so she can keep paying our cell phone bill, right?? Oh okay....sssshhhhh....

where is that wanksta polly!! i saw a set of panties!! LMAO!!

official LOL!!! glad you seen it when it was shaved. whew!!!that was king giggling

Nastymf this my lighter now you see this shyt got my name label taped on it!!

PINK

TELL ERR DAMN BODY WE GETTIN MARRIED TOMMORRO AND THEY BETTER COME

ERRDAMN BODY PINK AND I ARE GETTIN MARRIED TOMMORROW,BRING YALL DUSTY ASSES DOWN AND SHOW US SOME E-LOVE!! LOL

@OFFICIAL - You fishing for panties now dawg??

LMAO @ ALLEGRIA...I HAD 2 TAKE A DEEP BREATH AFTER THAT ONE...lololol

OKAY PINK AND DJIZZLE PLEASE DO A CONSERVATIVE WEDDING PLEASE LEAVE THE WONDER WOMAN AND POWER RANGER COSTUMES HOME!!!

lmao okay my bad boo i had to go there lol

Bye smurf,official,strongblack,ReeRee,blackrasp,allegria,and everyone else!

CONGRATS TO DJ & PINK....Do I smell a bachlorette Party 2night???

Yo SBW, no homo, but if you do find that picture of IMdio send it to me. He saw my myspace pictures and shyt so he was able to get at me in them jokes, but if i have some visual evidence of what he looks like, ITS A WRAP.

Looking like a fake ass Terrance Howard i bet lol.

pinklici

LMAO, Dont blame me, you decided to expose your fetish! It Aint My Fault! LOL!

LOL @BKR

strongblackwoman

OK OK, Geezz Dont Shoot Me!!! LMAO!

@MINX

Hell Nah Baby! Allegria is like the family member that nobody wants to fu.ck with because she always trying sleep with somebody man. She's like Diamonds cousin in Players Club.

It's only a matter of time when she's gonna yell out Crafty! while fu.cking King.

@DJIZZLE - Is ALLEGRIA still taking care of the ceremony?

OFFICIAL?

(I ain't asking ALLEGRIA cuz that bytch aint got no choice)

Oh yeah......HELLER YELLER came back by...did you see her ALLEGRIA? I think you was looking for her earlier...

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@ cream,. oh ok! yeah that dro have you feelin real good. I pefer haze tho! I had some haze one time that had me so high I thought the stop sign walked in front of my car! LOL

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LMAO that wasnt haze that was a acid tab!!

LMAO @allegria

king nothing!! yuck that's my bff!! lol

AWW SHYT @ Pinklicki & D-Jizzle

Congrats!!

Hey Jizzle, Imma bring Cassidy to the set as the musical guest!! LMAO.

bye cream!*sorry*

Very funny SBW...You know your ass is googling costumes 'r' us right now to get one to wear for your man tonight...LOL

ALLEGRIA you in here ma? Would you do my wedding ceremony?

damn nastymf just puttin ol girl out lol