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NOOOOOOTTTT

*** MTO, what happened to her relationship with Josh Harnett? Ya'll are crazy

*** yall fast

Yeah right

So Chris is white now?

Indigo

*** BUT ANYWAY.

RIHANNA DOESN'T LIKE BLACK MEN. AND YA'LL JUST CLAIMED THE OTHER DAY THAT SHE WAS DATING JOSH HARNETT.

MAKE UP YOUR MINDS MTO STAFF !!!!!!!!!!!

Give me a F*cking break But they would make a cute couple

Nope, don't believe it.

[SPAM]OOOOOOOO eW kINDA I dunno.. Isn't he like 5 years old?

Don't believe that sh*t.

Great

WHAT IS THAT NUCCA DOING WITH STARS BEHIND HIS NECK? LMAO!

Don't believe it! FreshFromTheStreetz.blogspot.com

***...I KNEW I should gone to her concert on Tuesday. Considered going but was like....yawn...woulda been worth it just to see C. Brown tho!

They're cute together. But it won't last

they r not dateing

Poor Chris..plenty bright, but just not WHITE. Rhianna's still shopping for a caucasian at all costs. Sorry!

Good Mornin MTO friends ***' fam!

That's pressed. I hope that's not the real thing on Chris's neck. Just like they tell women, don't ever get something tatted on your body b/c of someone else. Even marriage isn't guaranteed for life. She probably put it on his young a$$ and that's why he's tripping. Prepare for some baby, baby please songs from Chris very soon

WHATEVER MTO! They would look cute together though.

if he's banging her............ oh well........ who cares!!!!

Dnt Believe This One, Sorry! The Tattoo's Prove Nothing.

"Rihanna still dates other people. At this point in her life she's all about having fun ... She's told Chris [Brown] that she wants to slow things down, but he's not listening."

***!T YOU NOTICE HOW MTO ALWAYS SAYS THIS JUST IN CASE THEY ARE WRONG AND SOME OTHER SITE HAS A PICTURE OF RIHANNA WITH ANOTHER MAN?

Everyweek you say Rihanna or Chris Brown is with a different person! *** between being famous and touring the world they sure do have enough time to squeeze in a new love interest every *** week!

The more famous they become, the more whorish they are. I love that *** ella ella ella.

MTO, I thought it was Josh Hartnett last week and Shia LeBeoff (not sure of the spelling of his last name) a couple of weeks ago? C'mon MTO.

Even the White Outlets are Reporting That She's Dating Josh Hartnett!!

UMMMMMMMMMM WHAT ABOUT THE 33 YR OLD HE GOT PREGNANT 2 WEEKS AGO AND *** SUPAHEAD 2 WEEKS BEFORE THAT...OK MTO!!! LMAO

HE'S IN LOVE!

ALL LIES! MTO yall aint got no inside scoop

1st were you see Rihanna tats at 2nd that could be some crazed fan neck

TO ALL OF MY YOUNG FELLAS ON THIS POST TAKE IT FROM ME.

THERE ARE 2 THINGS THAT ARE NOT PROMISED TO YOU IN THIS WORLD.

THE 1ST THING IS IMORTALITY

THE 2ND THING IS A WOMAN

If shes not a family member or a friend that passed away, never put tats of a female on your body .REAL TALK!

http://r.yuwie.com/blackdaddy1696

WHAT IN THE HELL DOES SHE HAVE ON IN THAT PIC? AND WTF IS UP WITH CB FACE?

AND I DONT BELEIVE THIS STORY MTO DUST YA SELF OFF AND TRY AGAIN, EH EH EH EH EH

Most of yall said it best... IT'S A LIE!!! DON'T BELIEVE IT!!! TRY AGAIN MTO

they're two beautiful people. doubt that they're together though. This is all rubbish. IDK...lol

"Foreheadhanna" needs to never take profile ***....and why do I feel like baby breezy can bang a grown woman's uterus outta place...LOL

Morning errrbody!

and what the hell is blackdaddy1696 talking about...this aint the montell williams show!!

Yea right,i thought she was with Shia Lebeaouf and Justin Timberlake now shw with him? mmmmmmmhhhhhhhhhhhhm mmm! and yall said he got that grown woman preggers mmmmmmmmmmmmmm[SPAM]hhhhhhmmmmmmmmm!!!

*** IN THE HOUSE!

GOOD MORNING ERRBODY!

WHAT A DARLING LITTLE COUPLE THESE TOO MAKE!!!!!

I WOULD LOVE TO SEE THE *** TAPE WHEN IT SURFACES!!

HEY MTO FAMILIA!

Someone should have told him that you can't fall for Island chicks. They have no feelings. Those godawful accents should have been a clue. Just hit it and move on.

ok am i late?? sorry PINK i know i'm your wedding planner let me run around and round up the guests..

HI IS EVERYONE HERE FOR THE WEDDING?? GUEST PLEASE MAKE SURE TO SIGN THE GUESTS BOOK ON YOUR WAY IN AND YOU'LL NOTICE RIGHT NEXT TO IT A TIP JAR THAT'S FOR ME THE WEDDING PLANNER FEEL FREE TO DROP YOUR ENVELOPES IN THERE FOR ME.. AND OH YEAH LETS HAVE BEAUTIFUL DAY!!

MTO NEEDS TO FIRE THEY STORY FINDERS! THIS IS A JOKE!

MORNING MTO PEEPS!

Im here!! been busy today, but im here!! how i look!? *turnin around in my floral print, virgin like dress, with the white shoes on AFTER Labor day

I wanted to *** chris since stomp the yard anybody can crunk like that needs to be in this asz!!!

hey yall

Morning Baby....feeling okay today? You haven't changed your mind right?

Official the Pastor ain't even here yet. I'm getting nervous

whatever!!

Morning...sbw, official, d-***, mocha....

i'll be back later

@OFFICIAL....WHERE ERRBODY AT....WHERE'S THE WEDDING???

OH...GOOD MORNING....WEDDINGS MAKE ME NERVOUS(SORRY)

*** the *** up mto...

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and what the hell is blackdaddy1696 talking about...this aint the montell williams show!!

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WHY DONT YOU GO FIND MONTEL WILLAMS AND SUCK HIS *** YOU *** ***!

*signing the guest book* *** i almost forgot lmao!

AND WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE PIST ABOUT HIM HAVING STAR TATS! LOL

pinklici these some ugly *** bridesmaid dresses! lol *** we picked at your fetish and this is how u repay us! *lookin like *** barney and *** lol*

Oh there she is!

look at pink all nervous!! so cute!!

GOOD MORNING MTO PEOPLE

This wedding is still going to happen? Its not to late D-***. With marriage comes no life or *** for the rest of your life. ITS A TRAP

*** BLACKDADDY THAT WAS HARSH! LMAO

BD, dont be having a beef all up in the chuuch!!***! cant take black folk no where!!

AND TELL *** TO TAKE OFF THOSE *** LATORS!

AWW PINK U SOOOO CUTE!

Blackdaddy no beefin at my weddin please. Let that s/hit go for now or leave the *** church!

pink relax ma.. she's here

rev.alleegria will the service be performed at 10?? i think some people are running late.... just give me a few minutes i have to do a head count

ok smurf is here so is cream and nesey (but where the hell she going) the bride and groom are here the rev is here the wedding planner is me! um ok let me find everyone

SMURF BLACKDADDY GOING RIGHT TO HELL CURSING IN THE LORD'S HOUSE

*EHUGS MOCHA* girl u look good!

ITS OVER ALLEGRIA

I HAD ENOUGH OF YOU HOE-ING AROUND

I thought she only liked white guys? What happened to Josh Hartnett?

*** up Kingsolo!

*fukkin up my swagger*

*** you in here baby?

PINK im good baby,i still havent changed my mind girl i luuuuuuubb you

BLackDADDY! calm down homie,let that chicken head look dumb,anyways the Heat got ricky davis and mark blount lol gangsta!!! lmao

OFFICIAL!

HEY! CAN I COME TO THE WEDDING! I JUST GOT A NEW LACE WIG - VERY JANET JACKSONISH!!!

hey BLACKDADDY no cussing in the church now go find a seat.. *** that was funny tho.. oops anyways go find a pew!

ok SBW is here king is here

LISTEN UP PEOPLE YOU NEED TO SIT DOWN!!

(running in in some jeans and tims)ill be out in a minute

hey king (wink)what you say about marriage

STRONGBW

HOW ARE YOU SUGAR COOKIE??!!??

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I wanted to *** chris since stomp the yard anybody can crunk like that needs to be in this asz!!!

hey yall ****************************************************

WHY DOES THIS SEEM OUT OF PLACE FOR SOMEBODY WHO SPOSE TO BE OFFICIATING A WEDDING IN TEN MINUTES TO BE SAYING!!?? LMAO

ONLY ALLEGRIA!

LMAO OK YALL MY BAD! LOL

(Staighting my suit & finding my place on pinlici's side of the church).lol

I worked for Chris Brown and he does live off of Sunset and Doheny.

Maybe its true

OFFICIAL LOOK AT THESE UGLY *** BRIDES MAID DRESSES! I AINT COMING OUT UNTIL I GET TO COME IN MY KNEE HIGHS AND LEGGINS LOL

*EHUGS KILLDANOISE1*

I don't think I care...

For real, for real, I think that Chris Brown and Ciara should hook up. I can see now, if they had a child, their child would be really tall, light skin, cute, and a singing and dancing machine.

That's what I think on this subject.

killdanoise your with me the wedding planner your my assistant.. now assist me in checking that tip jar i left by the guest book we gonna split that at the end of the day chile.. you feelin like a new wig or some shoes!!

LOOKING FOR MY BEBE DRESS FOR THE WEDDING RIGHT NOW

Oh PLEASE MTO! Eveyrtime y'all don't have a story for the day, you look through your pic files and come up with the ever trusty - "New Couple Alert"

She's a gossip, she'll tell your business, she knows the business, she'll cuss yo azz out and invite you back for dinner... she's a mean ole beyotch... she's Miss Pearl!

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OFFICIAL

I CAN DEFINITELY USE A NEW DRESS CHILE - CAN I BE THE BOUNCER AND YOUR ASSISTANT?

Oh, ok....I'm in the right place Didn't want to miss out......... GOOD MORNING "PINK" Smurfette SBW Blackdaddy Official Nesey Allegria Hella Killda Kimkel Mocha "D ***"

and everyone else

*Taking my seat in the church*

They would make a nice couple! but not as nice as *** and my girl Pink!

Good Morn-ting!

dam king i cant even fantasize (come back here in the revrends chambers)

STRONGBW

*E-KISSES* YOU LIKE MY PINK GLITTER NAIL POLISH?

LMAO AT PINKLICI CHECKING TO SEE IF THE GROOM ACTUALLY SHOWED UP!

OFFICIAL LOOK AT THESE *** DRESSES!!!! URGHHHHHHH

ALLEGRIA GOING RIGHT TO HELL WITH BLACKDADDY

SBW i know them things are hideous!! oh here comes pink hey girl you look so pretty!

where is everyone.. i'm getting nervous

smurf our pastor mouth is real filthy!

OMG 4 minutes i dont know what to do!!

CARRINGTON *** THE HELL UP, WE IN CHUUCH!! AND WHY AM I WRITING IN ALLLL CAPS!?

HI CREAM6969!!!

LET ME DO YOUR NAILS IN PINK GLITTER LIKE MINE

SBW STOP HATIN MANE,I AINT GOT ON NO LATERS,SINCE TODAY IS THE BIG DAY I DECIDED TO WEAR THE TIC TAC KICKS LIKE POPS BE WEARIN

ALLEGRIA STOP FRONTIN WITH THEM RUMBLESTILSCAN BOOTS FAKIN LIKE THEM SOME MONOLO TIMBS!

KILLDANOISE: BOO THAT POLISH LOOK BETTER THAN THESE UGLY *** BRIDESMAID DRESSES

Quitely waving @ Cream6969 .lol

***CHECKING PEOPLES POCKETS AND BAGS AT THE DOOR OF THE CHURCH***

OFFICIAL!!

WE GOT A LIVE ONE AT THE DOOR!

THIS MAN GOT A OUNCE OF TREES IN HIS POCKET!!!

@ killdanoise1, quit paintin nails up in hurr!! it stank!

LMAO @cream yes hun come in your running late

killdanoise yes i need a bouncer.. so you want a dress?? aight we'll see how much these cheap *** leave us in the tip jar let me make another announcement.. lol

GUEST PLEASE BE SEATED AND IF YOU DIDNT SIGN THE GUEST BOOK PLEAS DO SO NOW AND NOTICE THE TIP JAR RIGHT NEXT TO IT.. THAT'S FOR ALL THE HARD WORK THAT MY ASSISTANT AND I HAVE DONE.. THANK YOU FOR YOUR COOPERATION!

killdanoise yeah i think we both getting a new dress!! LMAO

LMAO AT OFFICIAL! calm down girl! where the *** is tiny and minx!

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PINK im good baby,i still havent changed my mind girl i luuuuuuubb you

BLackDADDY! calm down homie,let that chicken head look dumb,anyways the Heat got ricky davis and mark blount lol gangsta!!! lmao

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(Whispering ) I know throwing up the party like a rockstar sign.lol

I'm ready

STRONGBW

THANKS - I'LL DO YOUR NAILS ONCE THE SERVICE IS OVER. :-) I ALWAYS CARRY MY WEAVE GLUE AND NAIL POLISH IN MY BAG- OH AND MY KNIFE IN CASE I HAVE TO CUT A B*TCH.

She just seems like she is too much for him to handle just like Bow Wow and Ciara he didn't know what to do with that. That's why Ciara went and found her a real man.Someone that knew how to beat that up. Lol...

i gotta a bahmitzvah at 12. jews pay on time speaking of wheres my check??

killdanoise tell him he is gonna have to give you the trees before he can enter the church we cant have that in the lords house.. then you run and throw in our car!!

I'm starting to sweat in this dress, c'mon ya'll!!!

OFFICIAL

GUEST PLEASE BE SEATED AND IF YOU DIDNT SIGN THE GUEST BOOK PLEAS DO SO NOW AND NOTICE THE TIP JAR RIGHT NEXT TO IT.. THAT'S FOR ALL THE HARD WORK THAT MY ASSISTANT AND I HAVE DONE.. THANK YOU FOR YOUR COOPERATION!

killdanoise yeah i think we both getting a new dress!! LMAO

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THAT'S GREAT CUZ MY BEBE DRESS IS TOO SUMMERY FOR TODAY.

WE SHOULDA HAD THIS UP IN CN

walking through the door...awww it so nice...the flowers are beautiful....let me take my seat...where is the groom??

yall got late members???

LMAO @allegria you get the check at the end that was the deal, it's in the contract

pink you ready girl.. i lubb you *tears* thanks for letting me be your wedding planner..

sbw LOL.. i dont know you know they a hour behind

omg it;'s 10.03!!

in my riley voice from boondocks *B[SPAM]OOOOO NUCCA B[SPAM][SPAM]O*

pink you look sooo beautiful!!! what kind of dress is that? vera wang?

CREAM I SEE YOU! WHAT UP!

*snickering at pink's white dress*

pink- you look beautiful!

official - hell no i am not putting a dime in that jar!

OFFICIAL

killdanoise tell him he is gonna have to give you the trees before he can enter the church we cant have that in the lords house.. then you run and throw in our car!! ************************************************

NO PROBLEM BOSS!!

**TAKING THE WEED AWAY FROM THE GUY AND STUFFING IT IN MY BRA**

uh huh huh uh mmm uh cough uh uh (walking in with a tight red preachers robe that stops at the middle of my thigh and black leather lace up boots with a 3"spike heel) (choir humming LL cool j's going back to cali)?

all yall *** i mean people here if you not better hope that *** in them tight green pasley courdoroys in the back take the lens cap off that camcorder. (looking at *** uncle taping)

OFFICIAL

GOING TO THE CAR NOW - WE GON BE NICE AND HIGH AFTER THIS!! LOL!

OK PEOPLE PLEASE BE SEATED THE REV ALLEGRIA WILL BE OUT ***

blackrasp you look hot girl.. wheww work it!

***, she has a new bf every other day.

allegria you can have chris cause i want rihana. what i would do to that. god forgive me for having bad thoughts of rihana in church.

is the wedding going to start or what? *** black folks always late.

Thanks B-RAS.

WHERE IS SMD AT HUH?? HE SPOSED TO BE THE BEST MAN! WHERE'S MY DOGS BKR AND C???

HELLO!! CREAM BRASP OBX BLACKDADDY HELLA DADDY P SBW KILLDA ALLEGRIA ERRBODY ELSE WHO WASNT INVITED BUT KEEPS POSTING ANYWAY

OK MTO WHICH ONE IS CHRIS OR THE WHITE GUY!? I DONT BELIEVE ANY OF THIS SH!T!! ONE WEEK ITS A WHITE, NOW ITS CHRIS BROWN! ALL I HAVE TO SAY IS : B[SPAM]OO

(standing up & whispering & using hand signals to everybody)

SHHHHH ! We are in church. No typing in caps/lol

*whispering under my breath, "i KNOW this HO aint wear white!" Ahem, noticing Allegria eyeing me

Its OFFICAL the website if full of ***!!!!! your a waste of *** web space coz im sure you fools said she was dating Josh Harnett and you basically swore it was true than before that she was dating Shia lebouf.

CMON MTO GET YOUR *** TOGETHER!!!!

IM SUPRISED SOMEBODY AINT SUED YOUR A$$ ALREADY!!

hella sweetie you cant be hollering in the church like that.. have a seat

DP if you know what's good for you, you will! lol

shhhhhhhh it;s starting..

HELLA YELLA

WHATS GOOD CHILE!

she said she likes the ocean.....

WHO CARES THEY BOTH SUCK AND THEIR MUSIC IS ALL AGRBAGE

IM TOO FLY

I GOT THE LIMITED EDITION BLACK RANGER OUTFIT TAYLOR MADE INTO A TUXEDO

SBW LOOK AT DEM KICKS,TIC TAC SHOES IN DA BUILDIN!!

*looking around for my date*

THAT *** CRAFTY!!!!

WHO CARES THEY BOTH SUCK AND THEIR MUSIC IS ALL GARBAGE!!!!

What does MTO always get their info from people who FORMERLY worked with the celeb they're trying to get gossip on. How is that official. Official is when you get info from people who ARE working for them.

I ALWAYS CRY AT WEDDINGS!!

**SNIFFLING** BLOWING MY NOSE REAL HARD AND LOUD**

lol @blackdaddy

and ***!! cant they see we're having a wedding

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in my riley voice from boondocks *B[SPAM]OOOOO NUCCA B[SPAM][SPAM]O*

This story is a fraud! Wasn't Rhi claiming to be into white men? And didn't MTO have a story a while back about some woman supposedly pregnant by Chris Brown?? As I've said, until I hear it from their mouths, I refuse to believe it!

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Good for them!

BKR!!!

GET *** HERE NOW!! WHERE IS SISQO???

allegria LMAO.. what are you wearing pastor reverend!?? you running late i'm re writing your check

it;s 10.10 do you know where your pastor is!!??

killdanoise mee toooo.. pass me some tissue

RUNNING IN PUTTING ON MY JACKET...I'M I LATE

SORRY *** MAN...BRASP THINK SHE SLICK HAD ME UP IN THE CAR GIVING HER THE EARLY MORNING *** THEN GONNA LEAVE ME IN THE CAR SO SHE COULD GET IN HERE ON TIME.....ANYWAYZ JUST SHOW ME WHERE I'M SUPPOSE TO BE

HOLD ON LET ME THROW MY BLACK STUNNA'S SHADES ON

@HELLA....WHAT UP DOE

@KILLDA...CAN I SEE THE NAILPOLISH??? I'LL GIVE IT RIGHT BACK

D-***

HI BABY! YOU GOT ANY TISSUE? I CAN'T STOP CRYING!

*** pinklicki yall are getting married right?

people are stoopid don't they see we having a wedding. dumb fools!!!

S[SPAM]H!!!!!!!!!

hey- *** you look handsome

lol @ blackdaddy and official

*looking at the back door waiting for minx to bust in*

*** Hey! Good luck! *thumbs up*

Official *making the zipping my lip motion and taking a seat*

Killdanoise *whispering and waving* Heyyyy

SMD is running late...he had to go get his tux out the cleaners....I'm mad cause i wanted us to walk in together holding hands...looking like a million dollars....

pink dont worry girl oh wait i here the piano playing your song girl.. here's your bouquet, just make sure you dont throw anywhere near me!

*** you ready.. go take your place over by the reverend

CREAM6969

*HANDING THE NAIL POLISH*

YOU HAVE TO PUT ON TWO COATS FOR IT TO REALLY SHINE

Another thing that I noticed with MTO and journalism in general. There's no more backing up info with facts. Its just throwing out info and hope that it sticks someday, what happened to checking out your sources first. MTO is about as accurate as Shaq *** freethrows. I know this is a gossip site, but even for a gossip site, your gossip is most of the time way off point. At least think about it before you decide to run with it. Sometimes MTO actually gets some things right after getting many things wrong lol

Is there anyone here today who opposes the union of these two cyber kids in lubb? (digging my thong out my asz under my robe. note to self: wear a slip at least under this itchy robe ) (looking at smurf waiting for some *** to pop off)

killda here you go boo

smd you made it bra!!!

HOOOOOOOOO H[SPAM]OO PARTY AFTER THE WEDDIIIIIIN BEIN HELD AT THE TREEHOUSE!!

HEEEEEEEEEEY PARTY OVER HERE PARTY OVER HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERE!!

HELLA YELLA

*WHISPERING* HEY SUGA DOLL!!! YOUR DRESS IS HOT!!

SSSHH!

LMAO @SMD.. she played you huh??

YES YES I'M HERE

S[SPAM]HH

@ killdanoise1, *talkin through my teeth, "didnt i TELL u to put that polish away!" ***!! go head allegria! aint nobody else comin!

D-***

THANK YOU - MY MASCARA IS RUNNING ALL OVER THE PLACE!

SORRY I'M LATE YA'LL ! I HAD TO FIGHT THIS OLD LADY FOR THE LAST HANDICAP PARKING SPOT! *** THINK THAT JUST BECAUSE SHE AINT GOT NO LEGS I'M SUPPOSE TO AUTOMATICALLY LET HER HAVE THAT SPOT! SHE STARTED TALKING *** SO I SNATCHED HER *** DENTURES OUT HER MOUTH! SHE SUCKER PUNCHED ME GOOD IN MY EYE THOUGH!!...***! THAT OLD LADY WAS STRONG AS HELL THOUGH...GAVE ME A RUN FOR MY MONEY!! BUT I STILL AINT MOVE MY *** CAR!

OOPS GRANDADDY...WAS THAT YOUR DATE?? MY BAD DOG!! SHE A FIESTY OLD HAG...*** PUT A RUN IN MY STOCKINGS..

*sitting down*

D ***

(In my bernie mac voice) SHHHH ***/ga Quite down , Stop typing in caps.lol

no pastor please proceed... i'm about to pass out is so hot in this church.. pass me one of those fan thingys

daaamm king you looking good in that suit!!!! mmmmmmm see me in my chambers immediatly after services i think i need to lay hands on ya. yes sir!!!! amen amen hallelujah!!!

wait allegria!!1 I OBJECT!!! is it too late too object?

lol! dag boo I didnt want errybody to know what we was doing...(smiling from ear to ear) so i told them u had to go get your tux....boo you look so handsome in your suit! and ump that session we had in the car was tastey! hopefully it will be me and you up there getting married one day soon..

SmurfetteSmurf

*WHISPERING* OK, OK - I JUST GAVE IT TO CREAM6969.

SHEESH!!

PARTY AFTER THE WEDDIIIIIIN BEIN HELD AT THE TREEHOUSE!!

YOOOOOOOO HEEEEEEEEEY HEEEEEEEEEEEEY YO YO YO YO !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

lmao@ tiny!!!!!

*snickering at tiny's crazy ass*

tiny all that cussing in church?? god forgive her.. did you whoop her behind.. aigh girl as long as you represented.. come on have a seat you all late.. wheres minx i thought she was coming with you

*standing up

@ everyone, I have a confession, before i watch my baby daddy get married, i gotta tel pink the truth! last month when *** was with me, i became pregnant!!that's right, it's HIS!!!!

tinytexasdiamond

No it wasnt, But I can see from the looks of that ugly *** dress that you have on you *** be robbing old ladies like that.lol

Morn'ting errabody.

Awwww, that's so cute, *** and Pink getting hitched.

IS THIS TRUE!!! Last week you was saying that white boy was getting that!! Make you wonder Whats up!!!

THROW YA HANDS IN THE AIRRR!!!

AND WAVE EM LIKE YOU JUST DONT CAAARE!!!

smurf sit'cho *** down!

allegria pastor please proceed.. she's only kidding

Well we are gathered here today to watch these to join cyber hands in holllllyy mattressmoaning i mean matrimony.

ERRBODY LOOKS SO LOVELY THIS MORNING! I'M SO PROUD OF US!

ROTFLMAO AT TINY! U SEE THESE UGLY *** DRESSES PINKLICI PUT US IN? and give that *** lady her dentures back! AND THE LOOK AT THE PREACHER... LOL

LMAO AT SMD

OH ITS SMACHAN BDAY SHE HAVING A BDAY PARTY IN CN oops my bad yah im being quiet now

Dang Rhiana got her *** all up on chris brown ***! LMAO! Thats a cute couple. I hope they last.

blackdaddy... s[SPAM]hhhh

pastor. what the hell.. oops i mean hec hurry up

chris brown is to fine to be with anybody right now!!!!!!!!!! he could have any girl, are boy he wants.......he to young(and hot for that *ish!!!!!!)''I LOVE MY BABY CHRISTOPHER BREZZY!!!!!!!!!!!''

killdanoise Yeah cuz it's hot as hel...I mean hades in here! Thanks though!

SmurfetteSmurf

SMURF!!! HOW COULD YOU!!!!

CREAM6969 PASS ME THE NAIL POLISH - I PAINT MY TOES WHEN I GET NERVOUS!

OL *** SMURF PREGGARS WITH *** YOUNG *** LMAO

oh pliz!rihanna is datin josh hartnet and i hate that *** chris,he is so annoyin!he should wait 4 his album 2 flop,cliches!!!!!!!!!!!

lol @ pastor allegria

okay what music is she walking down the aisle too?? this is why i'm hot....

yall turn yall cell phones off!!! yall ghetto azz hell!!! lol

Smurf sit cho lyin *** down. Allegria please ga 'head

@ everyone, dont believe me then!! hmph!!,. marry him then pink! i dont even care!! (slurrin my words)i aint preg, i was jusss jealous theys gettin married!! *fallin back into my seat, drunk

grandaddy *** up!! and what the *** (God forgive me) you got on...this nicca got a comobun on, a bow tie and some suspenders! and yo pants flooding!! or are those capris nicca??

and for your info my lil kim wedding dress is the ***!!! (God forgive me) i got the two pasties over my titties!!

*standing up with one hand up*

EVERYONE CAN I HAVE YOUR ATTENTION? MINX IS IN COURT TODAY AND WONT BE ABLE TO MAKE IT! SHE GOT PICKED UP IN THAT MASSIVE PROSTITUTION STING LAST ***..SHE CALLED ME COLLECT AND TOLD ME TO TELL YA'LL THAT SHE'S HERE IN SPIRIT!

LMAO @ REV allegria.. mattressmoaning!!

pink repeat after me: i pink do swear to take *** as my cyber husband to love and worship, suk his dik & ballz, cook, clean, have at least 3 cyber babies, cuss his asz out if i feel the need, slap his mama when she bring her big asz over trying to get him to keep mowing her lawn when she need to get somebody else, i will continue to wear sext cyber thongs and t ***, will not let my asz spread like some country crock on a bisquit, pay his student loans, for better or worse till cyber death do you part

SMURPHY!! YOU LIER!!!

WHERE'S THE PROOF!!

I WANNA KNOW WHAT DAY WE DID THIS

WHAT TIME WAS IT?

WAS IT *** TIME OR DAY?

WHOSE HOUSE WAS WE IN?

WHERE WAS WE AT?

I DO!

SOMEBODY KICK SMURF LYING *** OUT!

lol@blackdaddy

awww *** smurf having *** baby!!! wtf!!!

WHY SOMEBODY ALWAYS GOT TO RUIN A NICE DAY - SMURF - SIT DOWN.

SHE IS TOO MUCH

Rihanna is just with everybody huh MTO? Whateva!!!

LMAO @tiny'

sit'cho *** down!!

smurf i knew that was the likka talking.. it aint even 10:30AM!!

I dont give a *** who baby she having it better not be SMD's! lol

Wow! Baby Whale face gets around!!

LMAO @ Tiny...*quietly* also handing Killda back that sweet azz nail polish...Thanks Girl...I put 3 coats

*** THOSE ARE SOME HELLA VOWS!

fcuk u ***! oh yea, CONGRATSSSSS! (slobbin)

omg at the vows!!

LMAO AT BLACKRASPBERRY

TINY LEAVE BLACKDADDY ALONE! AND WHY THE *** TINY DIDNT HAVE TO WEAR THESE UGLY *** DRESSES?

LOL @ TTD

and for your info my lil kim wedding dress is the ***!!! (God forgive me) i got the two pasties over my titties!!

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(Wispering) Lil kim? is that what they told you?

I thought I told you to stop shopping in the hood

Them dam flea market mu *** be just trying to get your money.lol

(Turning back around watching pastor preach).lol

Is it wrong that i'm having sexual thoughts of the pastor? In my mind she don't have anything on up there but a pair of thigh highs and crotchless underwear.

blackraspberry!! stop cussin in church!!

killdanoise i think we should remove smurf out the church she is causing to much disruption!

*fanning my self cause its hot as fish grease in her, whispering to official*

THAT PASTOR SHOLE CAN PREACH CANT SHE?? SHE IS BATHED IN THE ANNOITED!! HALLELUAH!

*catching the holy ghost, jumping up and doing the chicken head in the isle. falling to the floor then jumping back up and doing the superman*

YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY[SPAM][SPAM]OUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUU!!

IN THE NAME OF JESUS!!

*sneaking in the back of the church trying to find a seat, whispering to the usher "I'm a friend of the bride and groom can you find me a seat please"*

*bursting out laughing @ Tiny*

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SORRY I'M LATE YA'LL ! I HAD TO FIGHT THIS OLD LADY FOR THE LAST HANDICAP PARKING SPOT! *** THINK THAT JUST BECAUSE SHE AINT GOT NO LEGS I'M SUPPOSE TO AUTOMATICALLY LET HER HAVE THAT SPOT! SHE STARTED TALKING *** SO I SNATCHED HER *** DENTURES OUT HER MOUTH! SHE SUCKER PUNCHED ME GOOD IN MY EYE THOUGH!!...***! THAT OLD LADY WAS STRONG AS HELL THOUGH...GAVE ME A RUN FOR MY MONEY!! BUT I STILL AINT MOVE MY *** CAR!

OOPS GRANDADDY...WAS THAT YOUR DATE?? MY BAD DOG!! SHE A FIESTY OLD HAG...*** PUT A RUN IN MY STOCKINGS..

*sitting down*

LMAO @kingsolo, BD, and SBW!!

can you guys focus theres a wedding going on in case ya'll didnt notice!!

dang am i the only one that noticed that pink hasnt said i do yet!!

ROTLFMA[SPAM]OOOOOO @ *** and blackdaddy both of you quiet dammit!

*this wedding is ghetto as hell*

PBX

PINK ALREADY SAID I DO,IM WAITING FOR MY TURN

*licking my hand and then slapping THE SH!T out of the back of blackdaddies neck*

IF YOU DONT MOVE YO SHINY *** MILK DUD HEAD OUT THE WAY SO I CAN SEE!!

LMAO@ TTD

*rollin around on the floor, wit my legs open showin my stuff, laughin,cryin and carryin on!

"aint nan one ov yall muddasuckas gonna pud me oudda herr!

LMAO @tiny

killdanoise remove her too..!! lol

hey vanilla dont think i didnt notice you walking in all late..

killdanoise we gonna have to keep our eye on her!

Excuse me Official but I answered the Pastor. i'm waiting for ***

That old azz picture of Rhianna, she don't even got her new boobs in that pic.... Get it together MTO!

*** i didnt even see it! dont you just hate this ghetto pastor.. she was the only one available on such *** notice.. beggars cant be choosers.. let me go see what's going on

I ain't neva been to a wedding like this *looking around confused and excited at the same time*

I don't think pinklicker is going to say yes. She ain't say a word yet. I think she thinking about smurf f'ing D-***. This about to get interesting

officialbronxite

*ESCORTING SMURF OUT THE CHURCH BY THE ELBOW*

SMURF - WHEN YOU CALM DOWN - TEXT ME ON MY CELL AND I'LL COME BACK OUT TO GET YOU - UNTIL THEN, I'M LOCKING THE CHURCH DOORS ON YOU.

awwww those vows were beautiful!!!! somebody hand me the tissue...(snif)!

oh my god! ***feelin dizzy***

im burnin up in this ranger suit,if allegria dont hurry i think ia pass out

Well I'm not sure about how true that is...but that photo of them together she got her *** all over his leg...look at it. I wouldn't dare stand that close and turn my body so inwardly that is leg is between my thighs like that unless he's hittin it and hittin it good, or I want him to hit it. If he is...good maybe she can help him mature. I always thought of him as a LITTLE BOY...but he REALLY CONFIRMED HIS IMATURITY LEVEL WHEN HE SLEPT WITH A 33 YEAR OLD TRICK AND GOT HER PREGNANT CAUSE HE WAS TIRED OF THE CONDOM BREAKIN...HOW DISGUSTING. And sorry to say I don't see what all the hoopla is about...HE IS NOT CUTE AT ALL...HE'S JUST RED AND YES HE HAS SOME HOT SONGS.....The boys from B2K were way cutier....and Omarion is turning into a fine young man. Chris Brown is a LITTLE BOY!!!!

*looking confused* I aint never heard those kind of vows before!lol

OFFICIAL

*GRABBING TINYTEXAS BY THE BACK OF HER NECK*

TINYTEXAS, CALM DOWN - OR I'LL SIT YOU OUTSIDE THE CHURCH WITH SMURF!

I DO! I DO! I DO! I DO!

ya'll happy now!

Smurf, one more again and you gettin put out. TTD stop encouraging her, and leave Blackdaddy alone.

1st off WHAT HAPPENED TO HIM DATEING THAT KEISHA WHATEVER HER NAME IS A FEW MONTHS AGO??? 2nd WHAT HAPPENED TO HIM HAVING GOTTEN A GIRL PREGGO???? 3rd......WHY WOULD HE DATE A BIG HEADED GIRL LIKE HER???? 4th WHERES THE PICTURES OF THEY "FIRST PUBLIC DATE"??? ALL I SEE IS THE PIC OF THE VMAS..... 5th WHAT HAPPENED TO RIHANNA LEAVING WITH JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE A FEW MONTHS AGO AND HER DATING THAT JOSH DUDE????? 6th IF THEY ARE "DATING" WHY THE HELL WOULD SHE BE PLAYING CHRIS LIKE THAT?????? YALL ARE KILLIN ME WITH ALL THIS SHINANAGINS!!!

KING she already said yes

Dang is she the all new & improved extra tasty crispy JUMPOFF?? MS Rih Rih's gettin it CRACKIN these days..

ok the pastor is experiencing technical difficulties.. LMAO!!

*** nice gators cuzz repeat after me: meet me at the alter in yo white dress we aint getting no younger girl so we might as well do it so it!!! (going through my blackberry) *** do you swear to take pink as your cyber wifey to love, honor and cherish? do you promise (beeper going off) excuse me sorry. do you promise to pay all the bills in the crib including pinks car note which will be totally out of your household budget (answering cell) hello yeah ma im doing a wedding. oh foreal, naw i dont have no more frozen greens, yeah naw grandma said she had a few bags in the freezer. oh yeah well ill be over there after i get done. i got the zimmermans bahmitzvah at 12. yeah ill bring some strudel back ok uh huh well i gotta go uh huh yeah ok 1. my bad. Uncle *** edit that out!!!! yeah anywayz you promise to not watch football on sundays wit yo boys and take pink to the park instead, and rub her busted azz feet, cook on tuesday when she goes to the club with SBS, (awwwww lord my baby lawd getting married booo hooooo boo hoo) somebody calm down mama ***!! where was i oh yeah pay all the bills, take a love making class and not drink wit yo daddy and uncles after church on sundays? till death do you part

*** you fred!!!

*thinking to myself*

(I hope they don't like their wedding gift so i can keep it for myself)

TINY YO *** GOING TO HELL! LMAO AT BLACKDADDY!

PINK ALREADY SAID YES *** YAL SLOW ***

ALSO AFTER THE WEDDING PINKLICI WE ARE HAVING THE RECEPTION IN CN AT SMACHAN'S BDAY PARTY

LMAO@ TINY STOOPID AZZ!!!

somebody pick Smurf wig up off the floor...it fell off as killdanoise escorted her out!!! lol

allegria ROTFLMAO!!

*sittin outside on the curb takin a big azz swig of my bottle of henn, p*ssed off that i got put out!! thass alright, ima get my clown on at the reception hall!! *snickering to myself

pinklici

SMURF JUST SENT ME A TEXT MESSAGE FROM OUTSIDE THE CHURCH - SHE SAID SHE'S SORRY AND WANTS TO COME BACK IN. SHOULD I LET HER IN?

OFFICIAL

WHAT DO YOU THINK?

THE ZIMMERMANS BARTMITZVAH!!! i am dying over here.. omg.. lololololol this *** is stuuuuupid!!

DP I AINT GIVING *** TO PINKLICI BUT THIS UGLY *** DRESS BACK LOL

rotflmao at allegria! *** WHY SHE GOT TO BE SO GHETTO! LOL

I JUST SEEN SMURF GET PICKED UP BY A MEXICAN

King that is exactly whats under this robe booyyy imma have to pour some holy juices i mean water on you see me right after this wedding in my chambers hallelujah!!

LMBAO @ allegria

blackrasp - Im not touching that nappy *** wig

OFFICIAL

SMURF TEXT MESSAGE WAS MISPELLED TERRIBLY - I DUNNO KNOW ABOUT THIS ONE - I THINK SHE'S DRUNK.

MAN THIS A LONG *** WEDDING! MAN JUST KISS AND LETS GO PARTY ***!

I.........I......I...UH.............I CANT DO THIS!!! (RUNS AWAY)

SIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII IIIIIIIIKE!!!! HA HA HA! LOOK AT YALL!! LOL

(IN KEL VOICE OFF KENAN *** KEL)

I DO I DO I DO I DO [SPAM][SPAM]!!

killdanoise i think she's out there drinking.. its a ruse dont fall for it.. she can act the fool at the reception/birthday party.. oh yeah i forgot to tell you we plan birthdays too!! lol

*whispering to my neighbor next to me* Did the pastor just remix the vows?

lol@allegria...*** pink your feet that *** up!!! lol

I can't about Smurf crazy *** right now, ya'll handle that, do whatever ya'll think is best. Right now i'm worried cause *** ain't said I DO yet.

SORRY KILL!! PLEASE DONT MAKE ME GO OUTSIDE WITH SMURFS SLUTATIOUS ***..I MEAN ***!

SBW GOD KNOWS MY HEART!!! HE KNOW I PLAY TOO MUCH!

PREACH PASTOR!!

PASTOR CAN U FOCUS ***! LOL

DP WHY WE LOOKING FOR U ON AIM LMAO YO *** ON HERE! LOL

PINK HE SAID I DO ALREADY!

lol @ sbw yeah girl those dresses are a mess

I am so happy i brought my digital camera with me Hot Ghetto Mess here i come!

**PICKING UP SMURF'S WIG WITH A TWEEZER**

**PLACING IT UNDER THE CHURCH BENCH**

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killdanoise i think she's out there drinking.. its a ruse dont fall for it.. she can act the fool at the reception/birthday party.. oh yeah i forgot to tell you we plan birthdays too!! lol ********************************************************

how u gon be advertising at these ppl wedding!!?

lol@DP gurl pick the wig up....(roaches start crawling out the wig)....I throw the wig up in the air and it lands on blackdaddys head! lol

omg god PINK you's married now!!

oh wait the rev. allegria didnt say you may kiss the bride!

SBW i know right i'm ready to eat!!

tinytexasdiamond

OK, TINY - I'LL EXCUSE YOU THIS TIME

BY THE WAY, WHAT A LOVELY DRESS YOU HAVE ON - WHAT IS THAT VELVET??

well let me have the rings (cells blowing up in the crowd) dam yall *** turn your cells off ghetto!!!!

i now pronounce you cyber husband and wife *** you may kiss the briizzide!!

This is one boring wedding. I can't wait to go back in the pastor's chambers afterwards.

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lol@DP gurl pick the wig up....(roaches start crawling out the wig)....I throw the wig up in the air and it lands on blackdaddys head! lol

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NOW THAT MUH *** (God forgive me) LOOKS JUST LIKE JAMES BROWN!!

BBBBBBBB[SPAM]WWWWWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAA AAAAHHHHHHHHHHH[SPAM]AAAAAA!!!

SMURF I THOUGHT U WERE WITH THE MEXICANS LOL

LMAO AT DP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

MAN HURRY UP IM TRYING TO GET MY TWO STEP ON SO I CAN SUPERMAN TAHT HOE WITH MY PATRON ***!

wow baby girl getts around , but if they are together they do make a cute couple ... i wonder who will she be dating next week =o} hahaha

yea thass right! im back in the house!!

*dress torn and stockings fcuked up from climbin in the bathroom window

*snatchin my wig from killdanoise1, gimme dat!

who was the brides maid? the flower girl? the maid of honor? the ring barrel? aight i'm ready for the reception....lets do the electric slide! lol

smurf you know i plug whenever whereever!! lol

rev allegria can we wrap this up. i just slashed another zero out yo check!!

killdanoise there is never a bad time to advertise yo business. You go homie

OFFICIAL!!!

GRAB THE TIP JAR BEFORE SOMEONE STEALS IT!!!!

I GOT THE SMOKE IN MY BRA.

H[SPAM]MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!

LMAO AT TINY!!!!!!!!!!! U ST[SPAM]OPID

KINGSOLO *** ***! I HOPE SHE GIVE U A CYBER STD LOL

LMAO AT KILLDANOISE! VELVET? LOL

lmao @ blackrasp he looks like morris day now go daddy!

sbw sorry girl this wedding is long as hell!

congrats pink and *** may all your fight be in CN!

Aww how cute!

The two hottest teen sensations are dating!

OKAY SO EVERYONE HEAD TO COMMUNITY NEWS AND WE TAKIN THE RECEPTION TO SMACHAN BDAY PARTY

**HANDING SMURF A BRUSH FOR HER WIG**

CHILE COMB THAT THING DOWN. YOU WANT SOME GREASE?

I GOT SOME IN MY BAG.

yay it's over

PINK AND *** CONGRATULATIONS!!

lets get to the reception!! whoa hoo party over hea

ladies and gentlemen i present to you (beep beep beep) sorry my *** blowing up today!! mr and mrs *** izzle wizzle

killdanoise grab that tip jar!! run in the back and count it

PINK I SAID H[SPAM]MMMMMMMMM!!!

LMAO @ tiny you beat me to it lololololol this girl is st[SPAM]ooooopid!

for real DJ and Pink that was a beautiful wedding!

I's married now!

strongblackwoman

TINYTEXAS DRESS IS A LOVELY VELVET, VELOUR, SUEDE.... WHAT IS THAT TINY??

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OFFICIAL AND KILLDANOISE STEALING!

YEA!!! LETS GO PARTY NOW

(DOIN THE BUDDAFLY)

killdanoise LMAO i didnt even see that you had already sent me to get it!! lololol

ok got it! you go roll up.. go in our car that way nobody sees you.. just dont light up til we get out the church parking lot!!

*brushin my wig, thinkin of how ima tear up the dance flo at the reception

Congrats to DJ & Pink now lets party

@***...... *MMMMMMMWWWWWAAAAAHHH HHH!*

Luv ya baby...happy wedding day!!

CONGRADULATIONS PINK AND ***!!!!!!

Now where dat *** Crafty...I gotta cyberslap the hell outta him for missing the Wedding and standing me up!!!

LMAO AT KILLDANOISE MY SIDE HURTIN LOL

*HUGGING PINKLICI* NOW YAL TAKE YAL *** TO THE RECEPTION IM TRYIN TO GET *** UP CUZ ITS MY FRIDAY I AINT GOT *** TO DO SO LETS GET IT POPPIN

OFFICIAL

**GRABBING THE TIP JAR RUNNING TO THE PARKING LOT**

I'M GONE PUT THE JAR IN THE TRUNK -

TAKE YAL *** TO CN! *** I PROVIDED A LINK!

LMAo@ pink!!

King see me immediately

i cant get on community news yall better start partying right here

*goin to CN

Hey lets use smurfs wig as the bouquet!!!

come on ladies...all the single ladies gather around...lets see who gonna catch that nappy azz wig!!! whoever catches it...gets to have the first dance wit Blackdaddy! lol

OFFICIAL -

WHAT TIP JAR DID YOU GET? I GOT THE ONE NEXT TO THE LIST.

*coughing with smoke coming out my mouth* ITS OVA? GOOD! CONGRATS AND ALL DAT! I HOPE YALL BE TOGETHER FOR...(voice trailing off cuz I'm heading towards reception with my blunt,drank and my two step) *practicing dance moves on the way*

*standing up scratching my *** weave* *shouting @ official*

"WHERE IN THE HELL IS BRIAN ***?? I PAID YOU SO HE CAN SING, THAT WAS MY WEDDING GIFT TO THE BRIDE AND GROOM!! DID YOU POCKET THE MONEY FOR YOURSELF MS. WEDDING PLANNER??? HUH??"

Allegria and I are going to start our party in the chambers. See ya'll later.

PINK I LUUB YOU TOO,HAPPY WEDDING DAY PUMPKIN lol

kingsolo1

WHY THANK YOU VERY MUCH, NOT ONLY DO I BOUNCE AT CHURCHES, I BOUNCE AT SUPERMARKETS, BODEGAS, CHECK CASHING PLACES, AND LOCAL DINERS!!!!

*smurfs nappy wig fly's in the air*

moves my happy *** out of the way i want no parts of that dead cat!

awww I missed the wedding

vanilla i don speakie engli

killdanoise back away slowly and lets run to our car!! *** how we get 2 tip jars... did you bring an extra one.. that's why i lubb you .. always planning ahead!! yeah vanilla did gimme money for brian *** *** that i hired brianna mcwright and she sung just fine!! LMAO ruuuuuun

allegria i know you cant get on cn.. bye!! lol.. nah i'm just kidding...

@blackraspberry, gimme my *** hair!! im over there at the reception wondering why they all starin at me!! im bald!! *snatchin wig from blackras aint gon be too many mo times yall gon be playin wit my hair!! thats ginuine horse! cost me $29.99!!

lol@ DP

(in my chambers)untying my boots King can you help me with these thigh highs and these thongs im uncomfortable......

True...but I didn't hear it here first.

Christina Aguilera's approximately six months along in her pregnancy. She's having a boy and he will be a junior ;-)

ROTFLMAO AT SMURFETTE! IS IT A BEVERLY WIG? CUZ THOSE THINGS ARE SURE AS HELL NAPPY LOL

lol@smurf

killdanoise...they said u was built like the incredible Hulk! i thought they was lying!! lol

LMAO AT ALLEGRIA! YO *** TRYING TO GET YOUR *** ON AND WE TRYING TO ACCOMODATE YOU HELLZ NAW LOL

fcuk yall!

OFFICIAL

I GOT THIS TIP JAR NEXT THE THE LIST, BY THE PULPIT, NEXT TO THE PASTOR!!

OOPS - MAYBE THIS IS THE PASTOR'S TIP JAR?

O WELL, *** THAT! *RUNNING SLOW TRYING NOT TO FALL WITH HEELS ON*

hell no..that *** wig look just like the wig big butter had on!! smurf when we jumped her did u steal that girl wig!!!!! lol

@blackras

*in my pops voice "dont tell nooooobody!"

blackraspberry

killdanoise...they said u was built like the incredible Hulk! i thought they was lying!! lol ***********************************************

I CONSIDER MYSELF TO BE A VULOPTOUS MALE (WINK)

PARTY OVER HERE PARTY OVER HERE

*** IN THE HOOOOOUSE!!!

CRANK DAT BATMAN!!!

*no speaka no engli huh*? OK WE'LL SEE ABOUT THAT ***! *looking for that *** tip jar*

lmao!@ allergria,sbw and blackrasp!

so is the reception in here or not my *** feet hurt!

LMAO AT *** THE BATMAN? WTF? *moving my feet to copy him*

lmao at blackraspberry! smurf thats a *** shame did u steal butter wig?

did yal bring the food over here?

Dang, mto, how many men a week can you link this girl to??

While I think they WOULD make a cute couple, I think it's a publicity link for both sides-why?

MTO constantly is tarnishing Chris Brown's squeaky teen image with tales of him getting with Superhead and impregnating old women.

MTO is linking Rihanna constantly with white guys-(shia, jt, josh hartnett)-and it's making her look like a plaything for white boys.

SO, what do you do? YOu have a "source" link they are "dating." You make Chris Brown sound like a sweet puppy who is committed to Rihanna. And you make it look like Rihanna isn't on a total white boy streak.

I BET this will get "linked" to to the mainstream media. They are so cute together and young and attractive, people are going to eat this up!

hey *** teach me how to do that batman!!!

*just tryin to get close to ***

ok yal give her back her wig... stop passing it around... Dang cant never take yal no where

the reception/bdayparty is here! but allegria *** in the chambers *** the janitor kingsolo with her *** *** if she would have *** fred like i told her she would be able to get off probabtion and head to cn

NO KING!! ITS BRUSHED COTTON AND SEQUINS!!! I GOT IT OUT THE BACK OF GRANDADDY'S MOMMA'S CLOSET!

ok somebody teach me the batman...* standing next to sbw

killdanoise are u a man or woman??

hey is it open bar? i'm ready to get my drink and smoke on...where the dj at?

lol @ smurf give that girl her *** wig back

lmao @ D-*** and sbw doing the batman *pulls out digital camera hott ghetto mess here they come*

where is Pinklici?

yall cant party without me the party is in here!!!

king um come outta that suit let me help you

KILLDANOISE GET SMURF OFF THE *** GROOM!!!!

EHUGS TEXAS_SWEETY HEY HUN U LOOK GOOD!

see this is why i wanted the reception/bdayparty in cn cuz *** just keep interrupting while we get our batman on lol

RAISE THE ROOF, CABBAGE PATCH AND THE TROOP.....WHERE THE BAR AT? *** I GOTTA HOP BACK THERE AND MIX MY OWN DRANK TOO!

congrats to the happy couple...can I crash the reception?

I GOT SOME YAK OUT IN DA CAR

lmao at tiny u st[SPAM]oopid

*showing texas_sweety the batman*

blackraspberry he is a dude with a black bebe dress and a lace wig he looks hella good!

OH BOY!!! WHO ISN'T THIS GIRL DATING M.T.O?!! LOL...I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT TO BELIEVE ANYMORE!..THEY SURE DO MAKE A CUTE, REAL YOUNG, SUCCESFUL, BLACK COUPLE:)!

@Official Killda is a female..

LMAO @DP... all this running back and forth from CN to main board!!

vanilla hah?? ya talkin ta mi.. i dunno lemme get my friend to tull me wha chu sayin ok?? LMAO

killdanoise oh *** that was the pastors.. ruuun!! take them *** heels off!!

pinklicki in the van giving blackdaddy some head! lol *** i think u better get out there now!!!!

running up to the bar.. wtf! man all they got is capri suns and kool aid! where my baby at? I gotta hit the likka store asap!

who is DAP? are u a man or woman?

*singing behing bar mixing my drank with T-Pains bartender song playing in the background*

I AM THE BARTENDER...OOOH MIXING A LONG ISLAND TEA...BARTENDER!

who got the smoke!!!!! official where u at girl!

SBW come on...

a dj bump dat soulja boy

OH *** I DID SEE THEM GET IN THE VAN TOGETHER BLACKRASPBERRY! BUT WHY U PLAYING YAL BETTER FIND SMD AND SMURF LOL

CREAM WAIT I THOUGHT KILLDANOISE WAS A DUDE WHO WAS ***? AND DRESSED IN WOMEN CLOTHES?

cream he's a female.. get it?? that's my dude/***!!

OH OH OH OH

CRANK THAT BATMAN GIMME DAT LAPDANCE UNBUTTON MA PANTS NOW WHAT ME WAX DAT

OH OH OH OH OH YO YO YO YO!!!

HELLA YELLA I WOULD LIKE A HURRICANE PLEASE

@Allegria...Got the Flame out in da Truck

allegria yoooouuuuuuuuuuuuuuu uuuuuu here roll up!! lol.. i rolled up 5 dutches you roll the other 5 ***

ROTFLMAO AT *** SILLY *** *cranking that batman but soldier boy come on* NOW WATCH ME YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUU!

OFFICIAL I DONT GET IT

LMAO @ OFFICIAL...HELL NAW!!!

EVERYBODY I HAVE A ANNOUNCEMENT TO MAKE!!!!!!

FOR THOSE WHO ARE NOT CLEAR AS TO WHAT I AM

I AM A MAN - A VERY PROUD, FABULOUS *** MAN!!!

WHO LOVES DRESSES, WIGS, AND NAIL POLISH!!

ARE WE CLEAR???????

MTO SHOULD HAVE POSTED A PIC OF THEM UNDER HER UMBRELLA LOL

gotta go to lunch, be back!!

*see's wedding planner's gucci bag sitting on floor next to the food table*

*takes off heels and runs over to grab it*

*opens it, seeing my *** $1,000 I paid her for Brian McKnight*

*takes it back, close her bag, put heels back on and slowly walk out the reception*

*gets outside and run like hell to my truck*

*locks all doors, turn ignition and back up Envoy driving backwards like Frankie on Set It Off*

*looking out window smiling saying to myself "got my *** money back"*!

*drops money off @ home, go back to reception like nothing ever happened*!

I DONT SMOKE BUT IM BOUT TO GET HIGH TODAY ITS MY FRIDAY I AINT GOT *** TO DO....... PASS IT OFFICIAL... PASS THE DUTCHIE... LOL

did i hear long island ice tea!! let me get 2 tall glasses of that bartendar.. i got one for you allegria.. *** now roll up and quit crying

sbw... thanks hun my feet hurt girl... I need a drank and a fine man

@SBW...She gave me some pretty Pink Glitter Nailpolish earlier

ROTFLMAO AT VANILLA_ONE!!!!!

KILLDANOISE BOO I BEEN CLEAR THAT'S WHY I LUBBS U AND THAT LACE WIG IS FABOLOUS!

CREAM6969

ISN'T THAT A LOVELY SHADE? I LOVE THAT POLISH!!

lmao @ kapri suns and kool aid!

kildanoise has on a bebe dress? get it honey!!!!!

*crying game theme plays* the hell is going on in here?

official- now i know why you smoke weed!

OFFICIAL WHAT ABOUT ME!!! PUFF PUFF GIVE *** LOL

YO "DAP" COME ON IN

WHERE IS PINK????

OHZ SNAPZ OH SNAPZ DIS MY JAM!!

(G-DEP'S SPECIAL DELIVERY PLAYS)

HARLEM SHAKE TIME UH UH UH

(GOES INSANE)

SBW TAKE THAT! EXTRA LIKKA SINCE IT'S FREE! *looking at SBW and then at tip jar and raising eyebrows*

LMAO @ SBW (Dutchie)

It's "Dutch"

STRONGBW

THANK YOU SUGA! IT'S ALWAYS A PAIN IN DA A$$ TO KEEP EXPLAININ MYSELF - SHEESH!

@ Killda...Yes it is...I gotta get some

kildanoise

than you for clearing that up *** Out to all my Fabulous *** Men!

No Fred not you!

*** chris *** up rihanna aint all dat he better with tiffany evans or sumbodii ya mean

SPECIAL DELIVERY!!

DIS IS THE REMIX! SPECIAL DELIVERY

HAHA HAHA SPECIAL DELIVERY WHAT WHAT SPECIAL DELIVERY!!

killdanoise you didnt have to do all that.. these slow *** *** get the point.. *** i know that's all that matters!! i lubb you!

vanilla LMAO!! girl where you been at you all sweating and outta breath.. hold up *looking for my gucci bag*.. *** you robbed me!! awwwwww hell nah.. i got brianna mcwright! what she wasnt good enough for you.. well *** it take your money.. it's aight.. *peeking in your purse to see if money is still in there*..

Sh*t I missed the FU*KING wedding. *As I stand in front of the church crying my eyes out* lol and strongblackwoman I agree to why does that Nigg* have stars on the back of his neck??? Chris that sh*t is not cute boo lmao. *BlackHoney is looking for the after party and don't see now body*

okay so we throwing a reception/bdayparty for smachan, pinklici and *** and NEITHER IS HERE WTF? LOL SMACHAN HAVING COMPUTER PROBLEMS BUT OFFICIAL SHE SAID THANKS FOR HER VICKY SECRET GIFT CARD SHE SPENDING THAT TODAY LOL

*putting a roll of quarters in the tip jar* THAT'S ALL I GOT LOL MANS I is broke lol

DaddiesPrincess

YEEESSS DARLING!! THANK YOU - DO YOU LIKE MY WIG?

I TOLD THE LADY TO MAKE ME LOOK LIKE JANET JACKSON. I DON'T WANT TO LOOK LIKE BEYONCE ANYMORE - SHE'S DONE.

True Dat SBW! let me find my man...cause im telling you if I catch him cheating again...i'mma have to put the 45 to his head! lol

killdanoise oh u ***? I like ***...they funny to me!!! do u dress as a woman or man?

man *** is crazy

did i hear pink is in a van. dam i guess i should have out not to *** other prople in her vows.

(rolling up the 3rd blunt) (lit blunt hanging from my mouth) i think i put kins asz to sleep yall wanna go look at him and laugh

OFFICIAL HOL UP! LET ME FINISH MINE AND WASH THE GLASS OUT! YOU AND ALLEGRIA GON HAVE TO SHARE! THIS SOME GHETTO ***! HOW YOU GON WORK A BAR WITH 2 GLASSES?! SOMEBODY NEED TO MAKE A DOLLA STO RUN FOR SOME CUPS!

no body not now body lmao *I'm standing in the church parking lot, looking for people* lmao

OFFICIAL

THAT'S Y YOUR MY GURL SISTA!!! I ALREADY TOL' YOU I'LL CUT A B*TCH FOR YA!

**LOOKING FOR MY SWITCH BLADE IN MY PURSE**

blackhoney we all are here! *cranking the spiderman now*

LMAO AT OFFICIAL BYTCH U LATE SHE BEEN GOT THAT MONEY

CREAM LEAVE ME ALONE! PEER PRESSURE IS A MUG LOL

sbw here start with this joint and then let me know how you feel.. dont start trippin! lol

hella she aint tipping take it from the wedding planner!

lmao @ D-*** doing the Harlem shake!

*** i have enough footage for a Hot Ghetto Mess Movie uh oh Tyler Perry move over here i come!!!!

Hot Ghetto Mess The Movie written,produced and directed by Daddies P

GBM...AND IF YALL DONT LET ME COME TO THE RECECPTION IM GONNA DRINK MY HENNESSY AND TAKE MY DRUNK *** TO THE E.O.C. AND REPORT YALL FOR DISCRIMINATION!

@D *** & PINK.....I can't stay too long cause I gotta go find Crafty and Cyberslap the Hell outta him for not making the Wedding and standing me up. He better be in the dam hospital!!!

SMACHAN HAS AN EXCUSE SHE CANT LOG ON BUT WHERE THE HELL IS THE BRIDE *lookin for blackdaddy* *** WHERE IS YOUR BRIDE!

LOL strongblackwoman I can't crank dat spiderman I'll look like fool lmao. I will do the superman. Now watch me youuuuuuuuuuuuu *In soulja boy voice* lmao

*HITTING THE BLUNT EYES ROLLING IN THE BACK OF MY HEAD SHOULDERS START TICKING AND SHYT* WTF?

Kildanoise ooops i mean Miss Jackson if your nasty I love the wig! you should have taken smurf with you lol!

sorry smurf i luv you!

KILLDA YOU AIIGHT WITH ME PIMPIN!!

OOOOOH [SPAM]H OOOOOOOH OOOOOOOOOH

OH SH!T

LOOK YALL BLACKDADDY AND TINY IS FIGHTIN

[SPAM]OOH BLACKDADDY GOT THAT LEFT HOOK UP SIDE DA MILKDUD!!!

lol @blachoney girl you at the reception

hella WTF!! let me run to my car and get killdanoise's *** cup i'll drink outta that!

HEY OFFICIAL CAN I USE YOUR RAZOR TO SPLIT OPEN MY BLOUNT?

blackraspberry

MOST TIMES, I DRESS LIKE A MAN.

MOST ***, WHEN I GO OUT WITH FRIENDS, I PUT ON MY FREAKUM DRESS CHILE! I HAVE A BUNCH OF WIGS TOO! REALLY NICE ONES.

*showing blackhoney how to crank the spiderman*

allegria pass me the blunt...I need one foreal right about now! lol

MAN OFFIICAL WHAT THE *** U LACE THAT *** JOINT WITH!

i got brianna mcwright LMAO!! that *** was singing all deep and ***

im high already (passing the 5th blunt to cream) official you high? lets go look/laugh at king im telling you that *** be *** in his sleep and ***

BLACKDADDY AND TINY BRAWLIN LIKE TYSON AND HOLYFIELD

AW *** BLACKDDADY SHE WOOPIN YO *** MANE

(KICKS BLACKDADDY IN THE MILKDUD WITH THE PRINCE HEELS)

D-***

THANKS BABY - BY THE WAY, THAT'S A GREAT SUIT YOU HAVE ON!!

I SEE THE LADIES STARING!!!

GO D-*** GO D-*** GO D-*** !!!

dap did you say henny!!?? come right on in join the party.. no need to make threats.. lol

sbw awwwww *** here we go.. i told you dont hit that *** so hard

tell smachan to enjoy!!

Hold up Ya'll smoking with out me??? Let me run to the car *I fell running in my heels, hope nobody didn't see me* lol OOO Sh*T look at blackdaddy fight lmao.

DaddiesPrincess

THANKS, I TOLD THE LADY TO STYLE IT LIKE JANET JACKSON WHEN SHE WAS ON BET 106 AND PARK!

*strongblackwoman still showing me how to crank dat spiderman, but I'm lost lol*

OFFICIAL COOL. THESE *** GOT PLENTY OF LIKKA WITH NO CUPS! *DJ Khaled's I'm So Hood playing in the background* *** SHOL IE HOOD! EXTRA LIKKA FOR YOU AND YOU! WHY THE DJ AIN'T PLAY DUFFLE BAG BOY YET?!

I NEED A LIGHTER FOR THIS ACT RIGHT I GOT(BLUNT) AIN'T A BAR POSED TO HAVE MATCHES OR SUMIN?! MAN, I CANT WIN FOR LOSING ***!!!!!

OFFICIAL

YOU CAN USE MY CUP - NOTICE THE RHINESTONES I HAD PUT ON IT??

CUTE RIGHT?

dap a razor?? gimme that.. look here this is how its done *busting dutch right down the middle* here you go.. what you got some haze?? :)

allegria LMAO! i'm high as a mug! lets go see king.. i'm gonna bust out laughing just so you know.. aight i'm ready, oh here's your drink, hella talking about she only had one glass i gotta drink outta killdanoise's *** cup this *** is blinding me too all this pink bling on it!

BLACKDDADDY

TINY JACKED YOU UP,LOOK AT THE KNOT ON THE SIDE OF YO MILKDUD HEAD ***,WUSSUP WITH THAT??

I SAW DAT,YOU LET HER ROCK BOTTOM YOU ALL ON TOP OF YO CAR

killdanoise1- well it looks fabulous on you honey i haven't seen a wig that nice since dreamgirls lol!

lmao @ all of you!

MAN OFFICIAL I CANT STOP TICKING!

LMAO AT ALLEGRIA TELLING KING BUSINESS AND CAN SOMEONE PLEASE GET TINY OFF BLACKDADDY OUTSIDE THE PARKING LOT!

where is the dam bride

Thanks Allegria...I'm so mad right now....*COUGHS UNCONTROLLABLE* WHO DIS GO TO??????

% - )

i need me a vodka and cranberry

someone pass the dutch

Thanks DaddiesPrincess My wig gotta look fly lmao.

yoooooooooo killdanoise!! i *** lubb you yo we be on the same page all day.. i posted my last comment then saw yours right above it and i was like *** i love that fool!

blackhoney its not u my *** just high as ***! lol

*** WHERE IS YOUR BRIDE? LOL

dis *** is str8 from my rasta dude in da BK...I will not be responsible for any *** or fightin this chronic may cause

OFFICIAL

LOLOL! I LOVE THE PINK BLING! I'M GON MAKE YOU ONE WITH YOUR FACE ON IT :-) I WON'T PUT TOO MUCH BLING ON YOURS. ***?

DAMNNNNNNNNNN Tiny fu*k BlackDaddy up lmao. Ya'll I found some cups. *I went to the dollar store and stole dollar cups* Let's get drunk lmao.

pass me the goose and cranberry!!! i'm off the white today! where is the *** music!!!!

CRANK DAT LION KING!!!

CRANK DAT X-MEN!!!!!!

CRANK DAT BOBBY BROWN!!!

CRANK DAT FANTASTIC FOUR!!!!

CRANK DAT POWER RANGER!!!!

CRANK DAT BARNEY!!!!

CRANK DAT PLAYSTATION!!!!

CRANK DAT INCREDIBLE HULK!!!!

CRANK DAT DRAGON TALES!!!!!

CRANK DAT TERRNCE J!!!!!

CRANK DAT BILL CLINTON!!!!!

CRANK DAT COMPUTER!!!!!

CRANK DAT BASKETBALL!!!

CRANK DAT WRESTLIN!!!!

CRANK DAT IRON MAN!!!

CRANK DAT FREDDY KREUGER!!!!

CRANK DAT ***!!!!!

CRANK DAT BICYCLE!!!!

OHS SNAPS MY DANCIN GAME IS INSANE,IM SO SICK WITH IT I NEED A HOSPITAL!!

Every week Rihana is dating somebody different. MTO tell the truth or stop making the girl look like she is a *** jumpoff.

OFFICIAL

YES!! WE ARE ON THE SAME PAGE!

WE KNOW THE DEAL CHILE.

SBW it;s the chronic its supposed to do that.. just sit somewhere and relax.. matter a fact what you want to eat i'ma fix you a plate so it could bring your high down some..

allegria king is woke!! yeah that brianna mcwright was singing her *** off wasnt she.. i might use her again at the next wedding!

I know thats right DAP roll dat *** up! u got that fire! that *** thats gonna get me nice and ***...lol

BLACKHONEY *** GOING TO JAIL FOR STEALING LOL

DID YAL PASS *** THE BLUNT THAT *** IS CRAZY LOL

OKAY, CUPS HERE! DRANK ANYONE?! I'M BOUT TO LEAVE THE BAR IF AINT NOBODY DRANKING!

who the *** gave *** some weed? cause he high azz ***! lol

lmfao @ D-***

blackhoney - I love the wig!

*sitting off in the corner, shoulder ticking, crying mascara running down my face* *** I LUBB U GUYS!

LOL I can't do all them crank dat dances I broke a heel lmao. *BlackHoney is by table getting drunk*

CRANK DAT IRONING BOARD!!!

killdanoise i would love that! you think i'll get it by christmas??

LMAO @dap with the disclaimer!!

blachoney thanks girl.. pass them to hella she bartending. she makes them drinks strong too!

*** GETTING OFF! WHY HE SWEATING LIKE THAT? HE TAKE SOME SPEED OR IS HE JUST THAT CRUNK?!

OFFICIAL

I'M GIVIN YOU 15MIN NOTICE - I HAVE TO LEAVE ***.

MY BOSS NEEDS ME :-(

Hold up official Brianna ***? Pink told me Sisqo was gonna be here Silver outfit and all she lied to me about the dragon( rolls eyes)

I was just in the van with Pink giving her her wedding gift. She loved it!! She will be back in soon she can't walk right now

dam official we missed it lol! he start doing this baby talk *** in his sleep man that would have made my high even better. i got cups in my chambers oops

(blowing king a gun)

CRANK DAT CRACKHEAD!!!

LOL the dollar store people didn't see me lmao. Daddiesprincess love ya dress girl.

did anyone catch the *** bouquet?

TAKING SBW A DRANK TO EVEN HER A$$ OUT!

OFFICIAL

YOU'LL HAVE IT BY THANKSGIVING SO YOU CAN SHOW IT OFF AT THE DINNER TABLE.

KING

you bet not had!!!!! or ima get you!!!

LMAO @ OFFICIAL "BRIANNA MCWRIGHT"!!

sbw- was smoking that kryptakonilite and now she is twitching lol @ you just say no!

HEY YALL LOOK AARON HALL IN DA BUILDIN

HEEEEEEEEEEEY BABY BABY PLEASE OOOOOOH [SPAM]OOOOOOOOH UUUUUUUUUUUGH! YOU CAN GROOVE ME!! [SPAM]OOOOH AAAAAAAYA AYYAYAYYAYAAAAAAAAAA AYAYAYAYYAYAYAYAY!!

GROOVE ME IYIYIYIYIY! DONT SAY NO DONT SAY MAYBE ALOEATHOIELSA VGTO[Q!!! DOOOOOOOOOWN!!

BlackHoney

thank you can we say cavalli....uh no we can't it's more like navalli shhhhhh don't tell nobody lol!

Sorry D-*** but allegria forgot to get a gift and i had no choice. your bestman and usher boys were giving her the same thing i gave her. you might want to go out there and see for yo self.

Hella you a good bartender lmao. The room is spinin lmao.

y[SPAM]yy i will take Aaron over sisqo!

OH SO AARON HALL CAN COME BUT FOLKS GOT TO STEAL DOLLA STO CUPS? WTF!

killdanoise awwwwwwwww man.. why you gotta leeme!! nooooooo! will you be back lata??

allegria did you see what he just said about pink.. i dunno girl but a smackdown is brewing!

Ok Daddies girl I wont tell nobody. *Daddiesgirl don't know im fu*ked up, off them drinks*

dam official

king wasnt even in there he been in a van with, pink & blackdaddy

(walking all slow)dam this weed is the *** how i get 2 blunts oh well (putting them both to my lips)

BLACKHONEY *popping collar* WELL...YOU KNOW HOW I DO!!AY, YOU GOT A LIGHTER? THIS WRAGGEDY A$$ BAR AINT GOT NO MATCHES ON IT!

*PASSED OUT IN THE CORNER TAKING MENTAL NOTES TO NEVER SMOKE WITH OFFICIAL AGAIN*

killdanoise perfect i'll have it right there with the turkey

vanilla LMAO!! you like that

DP brianna mcwright is all i could do on such *** notice and who lied to you about sisqo?? it wasnt sisqo from dru hill it was cisco from up the hill!! man ya'll betta start listening to me!!

KING stop lyin mane,you know you was high from that chronic,i seen the chic mane,it was that crack head that be tryna get with errbody so she can get some rockz

sbw i gave you a joint man!! LMAO.. did you decide what you wanna eat.. hey i'm talking to you.. allegria go get a cup a cold water from the bar ask hella for it!

*toooo *** up to laugh at official stoooooooooopid *** Cisco lol*

why everytime I come in here it smell like pine cones

King you didnt!! (cant stop giggling even though im mad)

LMAO AT SBW passed out in the corner. Hella I got a ligher just hold up. *Runs back to the dollar store and steal a ligther* Here you go lmao. Goes to see if SBW can't stand up..

*** had the nerve to try to make a *** work on her weddin day> Where the champagne @?

blachoney i said yyyyooooouuuuuuuuuuu uuu! crank that soulja boy.. (*** is this record scratched it been playing for an hour straight)!

UH OH UH OH!! LOOK YALL

SISQO IS HERE TOO

***djizzle screams like a lil biatch(aaaaaaaaaaagh sisqo! sisqo! omg look its sisqo!!****

(SISQO)OOOOOOH ULEASH THE DRAGON I KNOW YOU REALLY WANT ME TO UNLEASH THE DRAGON OOOH YEEAAAAAA IM FINNA UNLEASH THE DRAGON

(SISQO STARTS DANCING)

lmao @ official well *** i guess i will never get to see the dragon(sisqo) at this rate i miss his little shiny ***!

*coming out bathroom fixing hair and makeup after my little "stunt"*

*hears the Electric Slide music playing* *singing*(yar know every black wedding reception gotta play that song)

"It's electric boogie,oogie,oogie"

*going to dance floor to get my electric slide on*

AW *** this is my jam

lol @sbw

i;m still laughing at that one!!

Yes It's been on youuuuuuuuuuuuuu, but I'm so fu*ked up that I've been dancing to youuuuuuuuu this whole time lmao.

omg sisqo and pink showed up at the same time lol!

lol @ D-*** a fool for real!

OK, YA'LL I HAVE TO SPLIT!

I WILL HOLLA AT YOU LATA.

GOODBYE: OFFICIAL - BYE BOO BOO! - I MIGHT COME BACK IF MY PAIN IN DA A$$ BOSS DON'T ASK ME TO DO MORE SH*T. HE IS REALLY TOUCHIN MY NERVE CHILE. WE'LL DISCUSS THAT ONE DAY - ***? C U! STRONGBW - LATA SUGA! DADDIES PRINCESS D-*** SMURFETTE - DON'T HURT NOBODY TINYTEXASDIAMOND HELLA YELLA BLACKRASP

I'm trying to do the electric slide. *My a*s falls down from me drinking to much* I'm so tired I'm just gonna lay on the floor. Now watch me Youuuuuuuuuuu on the floor lmao.

Okay, week before last ya'll were saying that he knocked up some 33 year old. Then last week ya'll were pairing Rihanna with Josh Harnett. Your "sources" don't seem to be too credible.

PINK

i missed you,where were you?? king said he beat that up in the car but i think he was high off the chronic,is this true?

TEXAS LMAO KATT FA SHO!

BLACKHONEY ***, WHY IT TAKE 5 MINUTES FOR THIS BRAND SPANKING NEW LIGHTER? DID YOU JUST BUY THIS OR SOMETHING? AND WHY YOU OUTTA BREATH?*looking like *** it and lighting up blizunt! Finally*

bye miss jackson if ya nasty/killdanoise!

DP let him dream that's not sisqo girl you know i just started this wedding planning business i dont have sisqo money but cisco now he cheap he gave me a good rate.. and look at him he looks just like sisqo too.. *** he good.. $5 per hour is all he charged!! lol

*** heeeeeeeeey you.. how you liking the celebrities i hired.. oh and i gotta talk to you and your new bride pink about payment.. i havent been paid yet... oh there;s your wife

hey pink.. wow you look good girl.. so about my money?? when do i get paid *looking over my shoulder for my assistant killdanoise* yeah i'm not alone!

peace out killda!!

Look Hella I went to the car lmao.

Who cares who Rihana dates? I heard she was dating Josh Hartnet from 40 Days & ***, atleast that's what they have in the tabloids.

Read my new poem "*** With a Room Mate" @ http://www.myspace.com/poetantrum

What Up MTO Fam!!!

Chris is a sucka for LOVE!!!

But Anyway, the Wedding Started an hour ago, Oh Am I Late??? LMAO!!!

PEACE KILLDA

killdanoise aight hun.. holla at me if you get back on..

lmao official he looks just like the dragon he spins like him and everything!

BLACKHON UUH HUH...*eyeing suspiciously thinking to myself that people tell the truth when they hi* YOU UH...WANNA UH.... HIT THIS GIRL? IT'S THAT FIRE!!!!

allegria here take another puff (she ain't going to know her azz from her face she smoking so much?

if i keep her drunk and high she won't know nothing.

bye killdanoise!! * i dont know where 'she' thank she goin! i slashed that *** tires while she was in herr dancin, fo throwin my wig around! hardy har har!

(CLAY AIKEN)HI EVERYBODY,HOPE YOU GUYS ENJOT THE BRAND NEW EXCITING SONG I MADE

**SINGS** IF I WAS INVISIBLE I WOULD BE A SUPER HEROOO IF I WAS INVISBLE I WOULD BE LIKE THE LADY ON FANTASTIC FOUUUUR

CLAY AIKIN?!?! DA FUQ YOU DOIN HERE!??!?!

OFFICIAAAAAAAAAL YOU HIRED DIS ***/GA TOO??

OH HELLS NAW YOU AINT GETTIN YOU FULL AMOUNT OF PAY FOR THIS,WE GETTIN 95% OFF CUZ YOU HIRED THIS LAME

***! SISQO STILL ALIVE??!!! I'M TAKING A BREAK FROM THE BAR, LAST CALL....

@ sisquo,, sang that thong song!!! wooooo!!

Yeah girl *Takes the blunt form Hella* *** this Sh*t is strong. I feel the burn in my chest lmao. *coughin trying to act like I smoke before* This some good sh*t.

*** don't believe the ***/hit. It's all u baby. ***, I'm ready for this reception to be over so we can get our honeymooning on. Ya dig. Is there a back room here?

how u doin? Clay official now you see why i dont smoke weed what were you thinking lol

Hella - how dare you talk about the dragon that way

dp aint he good tho.. man i need to keep his number for the next wedding

*** i dont have z listers on my roster i strictly deal with a, b,c, and maybe d listers only!! so yeah where my money!!

COBonner Someone should have told him that you can't fall for Island chicks. They have no feelings. Those godawful accents should have been a clue. Just hit it and move on.

************************************************* That *** is not true, Im from the Islands and *** well know if I was celebrity singer, I would never cheat on chris, not everbody is like this sket down in the carribeans. I don't know where people got the Idea that west Indian women don't love there black men. Chris brown is cutee-pie, Him fi come to passa passa and then he can really get poppin.

smurf - you like sisqo too *** girl sorry about running from your nappy wig!

*While hella leaves the bar, Im stealing all the drinks and putting them in my car.*

What the *** is up with people interrupting my reception to comment on Rihanna & Chris Brown?!!

*** OFF!!!

BLACKHON *lol looking at Blackhon pulling a Bill Clinton* YOU GOTTA INHALE, *** THAT GOOD GIRL ROLE!ONCE AGAIN, LAST CALL FOR THE BAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ya see!!! She gets around a lil too much... she has ha pus pus all over is privates... I knew she was a supa dupa hoe...

LMAO @ all of you.. this is the most ghetto reception ever!! i'll be back i'm going outside for some air!!

YO C!!

WHAT UP DAWG,YOU WAS LATE FAM,YOU *** BKR STAYED AT THE STRIP CLUB ALL LAST NITE HUH?? LOL

OBX WELL IF YOU DIDNT INVITE CLAY THEN WHO DA FUQ DID??

EVERYBODY LETS GO BEAT UP CLAY AIKEN!!!

YEEEEEEEEEA!!!

DP I DIDNT KNOW...I WAS SHOCKED AND APPALLED WHEN HE CAME IN!

*turning back to the bar to get ready to close shop* WTF????????? WHERE THE LIKKA GO??!!!!

LOL ok Hella *Inhale* o wow the room is spinin again.

PINK im ready to go whenever you are,but OBX say we gotta pay her the bill first,i think we should give her 29.99$ instead of 5,ooo$ cuz she invited corny *** CLAY AIKEN!!! lol

I will be back going to buy Bobby browns greatest hits!

@DaddiesPrincess Flag post

smurf - you like sisqo too *** girl sorry about running from your nappy wig *******************************************************

dont be tryin to apologize!! im bout to cut yo tires to fo that!!!! lol

I NEED A BREAK SINCE ALL THE LIKKA GONE! IM GOING TO FINISH THIS BLIZZY OUTSIDE! I CANT SEE *** IN THIS PLACE, ITS ALL SMOKY!

Cream6969

What Up!!!

D-***

LMAO, Yeah, I guess LOLOL!!!

@ DaddiesPrincess, u thank u goin somewhere!!! lol

king stop trying to get me high (taking a pull)sss i know everything you do *** (taking another pull) i think im ready for round 2

this reception is ghetto than a ***

Wassup errbody!! I guess im late. I see I missed the wedding. Congrats Pink!!!! Im here now and I got ur gift. Oh and here's something for the planner's tip jar. *** where's all the food? No more likka either?

Hella I'm right behind you. *Hella don't know I'm the one that stole all the drinks* People don't know when this is over i"m gonna take all the food home to. I got to feed my 6 children ROTLMAO.

Baby come in the back room with me for a minute....we can pay Official later.

DANG MANE

reeree,minx,big craft,bkr,and scarlett aint even show up

and smd was the best man and left before the wedding was finished

what kinda e-fam are you guys??? lol i aint goin to none of yall weddings either HA!

(giggling) (looking around the room) king you ready? dam where he go

Thats wat she gets for messing wit someone so young...the younger they are the more clingy they will become

(runnin after pink)

Hold up! Ya'll brought people to my weddin reception who I don't even know, drankin up all the likka and actin out and s/hit. BLACKHONEY have we met?

Thanks Mamacita

BLACKHON LETS BAIL THEN! YOU GON HIT THIS THE RIGHT WAY?*trying to hand her the blizzy*

*** SCARLETT DOES KNOW ABOUT IT AND SHE COULDN'T GET HERE FOR THE WEDDING! SHE GON TRY TO STOP BY I BELIEVE

@ALLEGRIA...CAN I BORROW ONE OF YOUR STILLETTOS???

MY GIRL SAID SHE SAW CRAFTY RIDING DOWN THE STREET WITH SOME BYTCH IN THE CAR WITH HIM. HE IS ONLY ALLOWED TO FUGG AND SUCK SBS AND WE ALL HERE SO HE GONE GET MORE THEN JUST A CYBERSLAP!!!! I"M GONE HAVE TO CYBERSLICE HIS AZZ!!!

Oaky. Didn't like a fews days ageo y'all said she was dating somebody named Matt or Josh or somebody and like a month ago wasn't the story she only date white men? I mean somebody always tell y'all something but the truth.

Cream girl here take mine.....work that nugga over good. He ain't even show up for me and ***

Well Chris betta' watch out for his heart and feelings because Rihanna don't like black guys no way. She's into W-H-I-T-E G-U-Y-S.

They do look cute together though, but Chris still needs to keep his guards up.

@PINK...HE'LL BE HERE IN A MINUTE!!!

Aww Pink, ur welcome! I wish you all the best. I kno I wasnt invited but I just wanted to drop off a gift and pay my respect to you and the groom. Where's the honeymoon? *rollin my eyes cuz im kinda jealous*

Hey pinklici so this is your wedding??? *I'm so *** up* It's so nice to meet you lol. Gotta go leavin with Hella so I can get fu*ked up some more lol.

@PINK...THANKYOU

wow. they make a cute couple. however, the bajan beauty will break his little heart!!

i'm ready allegria

i think you smoked more then me

Aw sh!t someboby pass the blunt! *** Blackdaddy u forgot about me huh?

CREAM

Big craft thank he slick,i seen him drivn with that girl,it was DOLLY!!! be careful he might have a life threatnin disease,i heard DOLLYITIS is capable of bein transmitted through bad breath

Blackhoney if Hella brought ya then it's all good. Watch out for her crazy *** though. That weed be making her paranoid..making her think people beefin wit' her when they ain't....LOL

Just playin Hella girl, I was reading your posts from yesterday..

@ ***...LMAO, THANKS FOR LOOKING OUT

Crafty over in CN people. Ya'll should go over and f him up for not coming to the wedding.

LOL thanks for the heads up Pink. I'm gonna keep a close eye on hella lol.

OH PINK, BLACKHONEY. BLACKHONEY, PINK. I DON'T KNOW HER EITHER, BUT SHE STOLE SOME DOLLA STO CUPS FO YOUR PARTY AND GAVE ME A LIGHTER FOR THIS BLIZZY! SHE STRAIGHT WITH ME!

LMAO I'll get ya'll some stuff on discount prices. Just let me know what ya'll need lmao.

PINK *don't tell nobody else*

(handing cream 2 stillettos and a knife)

THIS THE LONGEST *** PARTY EVERRRRRRRRRR....WHY IT LOOK LIKE A BLOCK PARTY FORMING OUT HERE? IS THE PARTY OVER? WHY EVERYBODY COMING OUTSIDE?

Wassup Cream? You aight girl? You need my vasaline?

CRAFT OVER IN CN!

WHAT DA FUDGE HE DOIN OUTTA TOWN WHEN HE KNOW THE WEDDIN WAS TODAY

THANKS ALLEGRIA!!!! *arms crossed tapping foot staring at the door waiting on Crafty to come in*

Hey Mamacita...What up doe!!!

[SPAM] the groom messin up alreaday?? Ya'll need my AK47??? this some sh*t right here.

*breathing hard, like i been runnin i just seen crafty talkin bout rep yo city on CN! i told him to get over here!!! i dont know if he seen me! i was in and out so fast!

Naw...I got enough stuff to carve and poke holes in him with...Thanks Though

*** where you been. Take your *** clothes off and come in the back. What the *** is we e-married for if we can't do it whenever.

Ok Cream if you need back up just scream Honey..

BLACK HONEY

im the groom!! what you mean im messin up,what i do??

PINK okay im comin (rips dress pants off and reveal silky socks up to the kness)

@cream,. Aint sh!t just a lil upset that I had to sneak into Pink's weddind reception! LOL! I told crafty to get his but over here!

(grabbing king by the front of his slacks pullin him back into my chambers) WTF!! tiny and balckdaddy!! what are yall doing in here ewwwwwwwwww. Get outta here!!!

that was gross (hopping up on my desk) hurry up king (giggling) im higggghhhhhhhh - you smell funny

O my bad *** I'm talking bout Crafty lmao

CREAM!!!

MAMACITA THANK SHE SLICK TOO,I SAW IN TH CN THREAD SHE WAS TELLIN CRAFT IF HE NEEDED A DATE TO HOLLER AT HER!!!

Wasn't she dating that other guy?

Mamacita stop lyin! The SBS issued a general invite for all main thread regulars to come to my weddin'!

that is comedy.

Pink I dont mean no harm but yo man is a snitch! LOL!!! I was just tryna get him to show up thats all. He turned me down anyway cuz he's bringin Dolly!!

smurf - you slashed my *** tires i have been waiting for the *** tow truck in CN you are gonna pay for this!

*mad as hell really wanted my Bobby Brown CD*

allegria that ain't me who smelling D-*** under the desk trying to peek at us.

GET OUT OF HERE D-*** AND GO FU## YOUR WIFE!!!

where were we? pulling your panties to the side and liking your ***

Oh my bad girl I guess I missed it but I hope you like your gift! Where's all your cute guy cousins at girl? Dont you know a wedding is the best place to meet cute guys!!!

Who you talkin bout Crafty? He ain't my man. He the SBS ho! All the females on herr done ran through him. 'Cept for me of course 'cause i'm spoken for...LOL

*** Allegria im jealous!!!!

Baby don't worry bout them *** buttons, just hike my dress up over my hips

*** I didn't know he was a hoe lmao. I'll make sure to say away from him then lol.

@ pink,. No chile I was tryna get crafty to come but *** gonna run ova here and snitch. I knew I should hid when he spotted me. ***!! LOL!!!!

Pinklici- Did you like your wedding Gift?

(lifts pink up on top of the sink with one leg over my shoulder)

DP....i ain't open nuthin yet, what u get me? It's amazing all these nuggas in this reception and it's only like 5 gifts on the table in the corner.

Mines the big one in the Target box Pink! And watch the card attached (its money in it)

Pinklici

I noticed that *** to....uh you seem busy so call me later girl lol!

(laying across my desk with my head resting on the bible) *** him king hes just learning...mmmmmm dam you a pro too dadi. yes ooohhhhhhhhhhh oohhhhhh oh god oh god thank you jesus. (trying to cut my panties off with some scissors) dont stop (falling to the floor) take these pants off your big asz dik is poking me

*** how you expect me to do all these acrobatics in this dress. This is a quickie not a marathon, we'll do the fancy stuff later. We gotta get back to our guests. Suck on my tittie right quick....

ouch...no teeth nugga!!!

O *** Pink I forgot your gift, I'll be right back. *Runs to a DIFF dollar store and steal some dishes* Went to walmart and BOUGHT the wrapping paper. Here you go Pink hope you enjoy it. *passes pink the dishes*

(I am getting the hell away from this *** church it is gonna burn to the ground)

allegria- you are a mess lol @ you!

CONGRATS TO THE NEWLY WEDDED COUPLE!!!!

I'M SORRY, I COULDN'T MAKE IT THIS MORNING.

I HEARD ABOUT THE SERIES OF UNFORTUNATE EVENTS.

See there??? And you thought I was gon' try to sabotage the wedding.....

HEY YALL!

PINK ohz sorry lol

MINX HELLO!!!!!!! and thank you,i kno you aint show up without any gifts lol

okaaaaaaaaay i;m back just had to go to the bank and cash this check *** and pink gave me before it bounced!

mamacita i see you made it.. thanks for the tip jar money!

blachoney oh i see you get things at the 5 finger discount. i want hmmmmmmmm lemme think i'll get back to you on that

allegria tiny and Blackdaddy!! omg i knew there was sexual tension between those two!! and *** where you and king going.. you always leaving me for ***!.. i'll go smoke this haze alone then..

cream i know crafty aint showing out like that! oh hell nah (in my bill maher voice) *** kicking is whats called for! lol

minx hey girl

wassup official!!! ur welcome girl! You did a wonderful job with this wedding. Wiat for me girl lemme grab my lighter!

Oh sh!t I meant *wait* Then again you go ahead without me, I think I had enuff! LOL

minx hey you!

mamacita LMAO.. chile this my 1st wedding.. it turned out just beautiful didnt it?? .. oh ok you coming with me, grab that drink by your lighter it's mine..

(strokes pink real slow then speeds up a lil bit)lol

*walking back into the reception room smoothing out my dress, tryna act like i ain't got *** juice running down my inner thigh*

@Official...still waiting.......

I BROUGHT YALL GIFTS.

ITS THE BROWN PAPER BAG WITH NEWSPAPER WRAPPING PASTED ON IT.'

**PINK AND *** OPEN THE BAG**

Some Vagisil for the infection that PINK gave ***, who gave it to me a couple of weeks ago.

And some Durex condoms for ***....you know lil man can't fit Magnums yet....

LUBB YALL!! CONGRATULATIONS!!

somebody said haze!!

king ill be back hold up official (looking back at king and his 7 1/4 pack & and that big ol thang)

give a few more minutes official....

ok been tryna post this since 11am

HEY HEY SMACHAN IN THE HOUSE...LMAO..YA'LL KNOW i'M ON CP (COLOR PEOPLE) TIME! @PINK HERE'S A GIFT CARD FOR VICTORIA SECRET (HMM I GOT IT FOR MY B-DAY SO NOT SURE HOW MUCH I LEFT)LMAO...AWW *** THE POLICE BEHIND ME MIGHT BE FOR THIS STOLEN BENZ I'M RIDING IN!

MINX!!!!!!!!

WHAT KINDA GIFTS IS THESE!!! LOL

Here's a napkin Pink. Okay official i guess i'll join you. Peer pressure is a ***!!

@PINK AND MINX..WHY YA'LL AINT COME TO MY PARTY

HEY MINX!!!

SMACHAN, I aint no about your party.

HEY BACK DP, CREAM, OFFICIAL

WHAT WAS YOU DOIN IN THE RESTROOM PINKLICI, IT AINT YOUR HONEYMOON YET!!! LMFAO J/***!!!

*** Smachan Why you gotta bring to police man??? I've been stealing sh*t thru the whole party. Now my *** gotta hide. *Hiding in the closet from the police*

*know*

Don't tell me i got the *** heebie jeebies today

Hey minx (coming out of my chambers smelling like booducy, fixing my hair and pickinh hair out my teeth) whats up girl smooches!!

*** nice gift

Hmmm, first she was dating Shia LeBeouf (Told by MTO) Then it was Josh Hartnett. (Again, told by MTO) Now it's Chris Brown. Again, told by MTO. I guess next week she'll be dating Michael Jackson.

And how do we know that guy with the stars tattoo is Chris Brown? I can't see his whole face.

Pink did u open my gift yet!!!!

I got you those pack of Hanes...the big bloomers! gurl the cute pink, blue and purple pair..I also got you one of those bras wit the real big thick straps...gurl u better wear it too...I also got yall some real nice pots from Family Dollar gurl stainless steel! they might not be non stick but *** they was on sale for 5.99 I couldnt beat that and plus if *** ever get on your nerves just beat him in the head wit it! well boo Congrats and I hope u love my gifts! lol

Ladiesssssssssssssss. What up.

smachan LMAO.. hey girl

cream huh?? waiting on what did you ask me something?? (looking aroung nervously for allegria to give me the cue so we can go out and smoke)so yeah cream what happened now!!?? lol

mamacita it didnt take much pressuring girl now *** up and light up!! lol

SMACHAN can you give PINK and *** some of that Patron I gave you for your birthday???

Can you po' me some too??

@ALLEGRIA - HEY GURL!

@NASTY - I think you left sum of yo *** skin on the roof of my mouth...

sup!!!!!!!!!

lol @ MissJNS

Pinklici - That gift from macy's is mine don't let official tell you any different!

*well the box is from macy's*

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SMACHAN can you give PINK and *** some of that Patron I gave you for your birthday???

Can you po' me some too??

@ALLEGRIA - HEY GURL!

@NASTY - I think you left sum of yo *** skin on the roof of my mouth... ..............................................................................................

***!!!!!!

aight official....*** it's windy as hell out here and this chineese store lighter wont work. anybody got matches? Where allegria?

hey nastymf

crafty where the *** you been at.. the wedding was at 10 *** mad at you and your woman cream been looking for you and if i were you i'd hide she's armed with stilettos!!

*I hear someones about to smoke so I come out the closet* Hey Mamacita if you let me smoke with ya'll I got a ligher.

i was taking an exam(microbiology)

LMAO @DP

mamacita see you *** up.. you lucky i have matches, cup your hands it's windy as hell today..

HEY LADIES!!

LMAO...WELL *** BLACKHONEY, A MUH FUGGA GAVE ME A STOLEN BENZ FOR MY B-DAY i WAS JUST TRYNA SHINE DAT ALL!!

WELL MINX NOW YO *** KNOW GO AND SAY HAPPY B-DAY TO ME! AND NO *** TALKING EITHER!!!!!

everybody look what the dog drug in! Hey Crafty!!! Where the hell you been? Im going to find cream and let her kno ur here!

@BLACKHONEY - ummm...hey. Have we met before?

*** I was trying to get high lol.

hey craftyyyyyyyyy

hey NastyMF

lol @ smachan's stolen benz

Hey CRAFTY.

No lol Hi I'm blackhoney how r you?

@ MINX!!

HEY BABY

@ DP!!!!!!!!

HEY BABY!!!!!!!!!

UHH YEAH I'LL SHARE THE PATRON WITH THE NEWLY WEDS...BUT SOMEBODY BETTER BE PAYING A *** WAY IN DA CLUB!!

In my snoop dog voice (*** official this some good sh!t)! lets find another spot cuz errbody tryna get in on the blunt. LOL

hey nastymf (smelling my hands)mmm kingsolo

hey craft (whispering) *** you betta hide

@ MAMACITA! @ALLEGRIA!!

HEY LADIES!!!!!!!!!!!

DAM MINX DONT *** GET BY YOU!!! LMAO!!

@SMACHAN - I already did waterhead!

LMAO @my emails.. ya'll are dumb! brb again..

@ crafty,. imma try to talk to cream and calm her down cuz she's ***! i cant make no promises tho. Lemme finish this L then i got you.

OFFICIAL IM PRESSING CHARGES ON YOUR ***! I CAN'T REMEMBER *** FROM THIS MORNING AND WHERE ARE MY *** CLOTHES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *looking around dazed and confused smelling weed and other *** mixed*

@BLACKHONEY - I'm fine. How are you??

**pulling OFFICIAL and ALLEGRIA to the side**

Y'all who is this? I never heard of her before...

**looking back over to BLACKHONEY**

**smiling.....she waves**

**turning back to OFFICIAL and ALLEGRIA waiting for an answer**

allegria you nasty *** you better wash your hands if you wanna hit this blunt

mamacita yeah lets go out back ***

LMAO @minx.. you was all cautious i saw you eying her suspiciously!!

I'm the chick that stole dollar cups for the party so when can get drink and the ligther so that me and Hella could get high lol.

HEY SBW!!!

WHat happened to you girl? OFFICIAL raped you last *** or sumn??

**looking at SBW tryna figure out what the hell wrong with her hair and what that white dried up crust on her cheeks is**

@ minx,. now watch you pocketbook girl!! She just said she steals. LOL

sbw LMAO!! i didnt have anything to do with all that all i did was pass you a half a joint! WTF

minx yeah she came in the party all cool and *** and we drunk and high so we said *** it the more the merrier.. but nah i've never seen her before *looking over at blackhoney laughing cuz she so high, then back at minx* i dunno maybe she's *** cousin thrice removed!! LMAO!!

@BLACKHONEY - Oh you got the five finger discounts??? LOL

MINX OFFICIAL GAVE ME WEED LACED WITH SOMETHING! *crying on minx shoulders*

@ SBW,. I got some baby wipes in my car girl. I'll go grab them real quick!

you people are stupid. go find a chat room this is not one.

m.t.o. you put that story out about chris brown getting the 33 year old woman pregnant and you haven't said another word about that and you want us to believe this story

lmao at mamacita and official what the *** is thriced? lol *straightening up my hair* AND WHERE THE *** ARE MY CLOTHES! *[EXPLETIVE] and *** all hanging out in my too small undies and bra lol*

LOL @mamacita! hold up where's my purse??

LMAO @ MINX!!!!!!!!!!!!!

MTO I DON'T WHERE YA'LL GET YOUR STORIES FROM BUT RIHANNA DOESN'T LIKE BLACK MEN AND CHRIS TOLD A MAGAZINE HE DON'T WANT A CELEBRITY GIRLFRIEND HE WANTS A REGULAR GIRL.

@ official,.what the hell did you give us? (runnin down the middle of the street like smokey) LOL

*** you addy37 this is OUR CHAT ROOM SO BLOG ELSEWHERE *pushing addy37 out the reception* lol

in my riley voice *B[SPAM]OOO NUCCA BOOOOOOOO*

addy and this isnt the place to ask mto ?? click on the "contact us" tab when addressing fred!! jealous cuz wonobody invite you to come out your cage and play.. *** up!!

sbw i dunno!! LMAO.. but what does that mean when they be like i'm her cousin twice removed?? WTF??

lmao Yeah I got the 5 fingers discount just tell me what you need lol. But yeah I'm high right now and I think the police is coming back and I stole from two dollar stores already. And I think the last one had a camera so I'm gonna go. Don't worry guys I wont steal from ya'll lol.

mamacita i mixed up chocolate with haze that's all

allegria come on let's smoke i dunno what they talking about!

somebody give SBW some clothes *looking over at blackhoney to see if she gets my hint*!!

Minx i dont know who she is (sticking my head up outta the huddle looking at blackhoney) never seen her before

*wisperin to errbody,I dont trust her yall*! Umm Blackhoney can you get gift cards too?

YALL, SUMN IS WRONG WITH MY *** YAHOO EMAIL PASSWORD, AND I CANT GET IN. WTF??

official i have no clue i think its another way to say we second cousins

YAL LET ME TELL U ABOUT MY COUSIN'S GIRLFRIEND THIS DUMB *** HOE A COUPLE OF DAYS AGO STOLE FROM THE SALVATION ARMY, RAN FROM THE POLICE SHE HIDIN OUT IN FT LAUDERDALE SOMEWHERE, BUT WE STILL TRYING TO FIGURE OUT WHY SHE STOLE FROM THE SALVATION ARMY! THE CLOTHES BE LIKE $5! MAN I AM IN TEARS RIGHT NOW! LMAO

i could've sworn she was jus wit josh hartnett yesterday and Justin the other day and the other dude b4, MTO let me know when ya'll get something confirmed!

@ minx,. do you really wanna be friends with somebody that has to steal from the dollar store? LOL! J/*** blackhoney

Hmmm...that's what I love about this site. Just don't know what to believe...if they together though, more power to 'em. Maybe they just working on a duet or two...

http://www.getmoneymixtapes.blogspot.com

LEAVE BLACKHONEY ALONE

DAS MY CUZZO ON MY DADDIES MOMMAS NEPHEWS COUSIN SIDE!!!

SHE KOO PEEPS

minx it says it doesn't work! when i sent u an email this morning it said it doesnt exist

lmao at *** still got those lators on i see.... lol

SBW FOR THE 87TH TIME,I GOT ON POPS TIC TAC SHOES!!

@MINX...NOW I JUST TOLD YOU KNOW *** TALKING..IT'S MY B-DAY SO I'MMA LET IT RIDE

NOW BLACKHONEY...I'M SORRY, IF WE DIDNT' WELCOME YOU! BUT THERE HAS BEEN A NUMBER OF SED (severely emotionally disturbed)PEOPLE COMING THRU HARRASSING THE FAM! SO ERRBODY SUSPECT...YOU'LL HAVE TO ANSWER A NUMBER OF QUESTIONS THO'..LOL I'M SURE MINX WILL BE POSTING THEM SOON!!

RIHANNA LOVES DATING WHITE *** MEN HAHA

I really hope they are dating.When I see them together I smile.I don't know why Rihanna would turn turn him down.I hope she gives him a try.I know they have a strong friendship and yes he is with her a lot and I believe a part of the story where she goes to his place after the show because they are like brother and sister she said.They also flirt.I wouldn't want him to date Ciara cuz she aint his type.He said she turned him down twice.But I think Chris and Ri go together.By the way about the tattoos,I was assuming the same thing as MTO.He probably got it because of Rihanna but his tat means a star is born.Thatz why you see the little,medium and large star.It is growing like he is.So,ya.I was just hoping there was picture of them kissing or something but..no luck.

I dont kno about this *** (scratchin my head) if she's yo cousin she aint to be trusted. Lemme holla at you blackhoney...dont let *** kno you be boostin cuz he just might snitch on you! LOL!!!!

She's dating black now.

CALL ME RHI RHI. 12123894000

I'LL *** U RIGHT BOO BOO!!

*calling ecuasionz*

LMAO @ DP!!!!!!!!

@ daddiesP,. be careful girl! Anyboby that puts their number on MTO has to be a lil off! But lemme kno how his stoke game is. LOL

SBW i seen some clothes in the kitchen earlier i though they was ugly so i gave them ms maple who runs the church bible study!

aint nobody touch you. (handing SBW the real preacher of this churchs robe)what is that on your face. where is king that looks like his ***

I CALLED ECAUSIONZ HE WORK AT MARTHA STEWART LMAO

LMAO AT ALLEGRIA

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I really hope they are dating.When I see them together I smile ********************************************** *** up stupid ***...when i seen this post i puked

the only thing that has my *** on it is the inside of your lips. my thing hasn't been no where else.

im back! whew,. they got a *** workin today up in herr!

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I really hope they are dating.When I see them together I smile ********************************************** *** up stupid ***...when i seen this post i puked *******************************************************

lmao @ allegria

LMAO @DP and Smachan

SBW that's what i thought it meant.. and *** why she stealing from the salvation army?? she broke?? WTF!! LMAO

OKAY YALL, I'M CHANGING MY EMAIL ADDRESS. I WILL LET YOU KNOW IN A SECOND WHAT THAT WILL BE SO THAT YOU CAN UPDATE YOUR ADDRESSBOOKS......AND THEN FORWARD ME ALL THE *** CORRESPONDENCE FROM TODAY THAT I DONT HAVE A CHANCE TO RETRIEVE AND READ.

THANK YOU FOR YOUR ASSISTANCE.

LMAO @allegria.. what kinda pastor reverend are you??

CHRIS BROWN IS GORGEOUS *** THE HATERZZZZZZ!

@ecuasionz....WHY YOU POSTING FAKE *** NUMBERS...LMAO

lol @ allegria

smurf- yeah keep working hard you have slashed tires to pay for