LMAO. Not the catsuit Kelly.

first i thhink

wow

...

FOR WHAT?

She ain't never gonna be Beyonce

1st hoes

HAHAHAHAHAHA, what a LOSER!!!!! But Idiot America will buy into that.

SICK SICK OF HER AND HER FRIEND

DON'T DO IT KELLY

Was trying to get first and I was like WTF this MTO mess is getting crazy.

She looks fine the way she is

she really doesnt need it, but if thats what makes her happy, then go for it Kelandria!

Iam first? Why is my name not in the headlights and where is my prize money? This sucks all this work and for nothing. Being dramatic. LOL @ myself for being stupid.

***!T

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Sadly it won't make a difference. She just doesn't have what it takes to be a star.

I believe it when I see it. I hope it helps the record sells and

First?!?!?

Oh well www.vikki99.com myspace.com/vikki99

Why????

1st ***

SHE NEEDS SURGERY - SHE'S TOO SPAGHETTISH RIGHT NOW.

LOL!

GOOD MORNING MTO FAMILIA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Go For It!

i hope this is not true please kelly dont be rest of these hollywood people..ur fine accept what god gives u

Well she needs it! If your music won't sell, *** WILL!

That catsuit is too funny! BUT DONT DO IT KELLY!!!!! YOU ARE PERFECT ALREADY!

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believe it when I see it

She looks good the way she is.

SHE DONT NEED IT & WE DONT NEED ANYMORE LIL KIM'S VIVICA FOXES OR MICHAEL JACKSONS, LOVE YOURSELF PEOPLE!!!!

I guess that's the plan to help sell more albums next year. Lol...

Kelly is a beautiful slim lady (I'm not ***, I'm just sayn') and she really doesn't "a new body" to jump start her career, her body has nothing to do with the fact that she's just not a good performer/entertainer.........she should keep her body how it is and go into modeling, real talk!

i hope she aint. cuz she is a great example of natural beauty

LOOKING FIERCE IN THAT PIC KELLY? I PERSONALLY THINK THAT SHE DOESN'T NEED THIS PROCEDURE, THIS WOMAN'S BODY IS ON POINT, SHE HAS A DANCER'S BODY, STRON, TONED, SLIM & ATHLETIC BUT IF THIS STORY IS TRUE & MAKES HER HAPPY GO WITH IT, BUT DO IT FOR YOU NOT BECAUSE YOU BELIEVE THIS WILL JUMPSTART YOUR CAREER!

Do what you do

She should do modelling.

It's not going to help, face it Kelly your career is over, deal with it. She is so boring and dumb...

LMAO the number one spot has been taken and people is still posting first. I don't believe this.

I thought her body was "decent". After reading this, I'm now thinking she's been wearing padded panties and bra.

This has got to be the stallion with the lowest self esteem.

it won't help her record sales ... but to each it's own

she needs voice plastic surgery cuz her a** can't sing... that's the problem! She doesnt need a fatty or tig ole bitties to outshine anyone-- she needs to improve her VOICE and the WACK SONGS she puts out.

Who isnt getting plastic surgery done to there body.And I agree- it not going to help her records sale-its just giong to have more people looking at her. Maybe than she can sale posters or/and calendars of herself-hey if shes that despret.Lol

She don't need plastic surgery - she is a beautiful women and its sad that she can't see it - hell Ms. B is phony as hell and can't speak properly - Kelly don't change a thing

lol @ "[Kelly] chose not to go with us, but we hear that she is going with a Beverly Hills surgeon ... I think she figured that he would be more discreet."

ya think? lol yall the ones who gave up the story right?

OH lord! she gonna look like lil kim and pepa!! A HOT MESS!

Lies and propoganda

She talks ***, she starts ***, she tells your business, she cusses mf's out, but it's all about love... check out Miss Pearl

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I hope she doesn't fall for the okey doke and change herself. She looks just fine as she is. Her body type kinda reminds me of Linda Carter? I think that's her name. Played Superwoman back in the day.

Aww naw, she's gone Hollywood.

NEXTTTTT

I hope Kelly doesn't think that plastic surgery is the answer to helping her sagging career! Because if that's they case, she needs more than that, not that she even needs plastic surgery! She needs stage presence and betty publicists!

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She need to improve her voice and her performances with her weak *** 2 step on stage. I get it, she'll always be Beyonce's Toy Soldier, because when DC is on stage, thats the only time she's looked at as a performer!

MTO stop the lies, is it soooo hard for you to tell the truth????

Please say it ain't so. She is fine just how she is. Plus, didn't she say she is not having ***, so nobody is gonna be able to enjoy those enhancements anyway. Don't waste your money Kelly.

kelly Sucks!!!

See what I mean, perfect example... She is very cute, but in her mind she can't compete with the other chicks in the industry. Now she will pay major cheese for some fake body parts. Not a good look at all, because one day you just get old and then what?

I already see some people have beef with this, but are they the same people who have been dissin TI's BM Tiny, and saying she should get her nose fixed? That girl is just doing what Kelly and numerous folks in Hollywood should do, living with what God gave her.

Don't do it, Kelly. There's nothing wrong with your body or your looks.

I doubt it. She doesn't strike me as the plastic type.

Also I wish this lady would quit with the solo act. I'm just not feelin it and it's not a good look.

it is so sad that women have work done to their bodies just to sell albums! girl stick with what God and yo mama gave ya!

WAIT!! Where are all the usual suspects?

She don't need it. All she gots to do is eat!

I hope this story isn't true. Making her boobs and azz bigger still won't make her into Beyoncè!!

GoodMorning peoples... Its FRIDAY. And a sista can not wait til the end of the day. I already no the MTO is full of booboo so I didnt even read it. Hope everyone merning is going good.

I hope its not true..she looks good the way she is...and its not going to help her career...i hope she don't take it far as some if she does...lil kim...need i say more

I dont believe this for a second. She had a cute well porpotioned body, way better than Bey in my opionion.

And that cat suit she is wearing is HOT!! She is working it. Too bad she can sell any records. :( Oh well.

"I got five on it" Says Mama Knowles is behind Kellys delusions.

She bores me!

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ya think? lol yall the ones who gave up the story right?

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ROTFLMAO!!! yo you beat me to it! i was gonna say the same thing!!

hey killdanoise sweetie, how are you?? it's friday yay!

hey PL allegria ososexi

is it just me or does mto have some hella wack *** stories up on this ***??

It's mooooorrrning, and I slept the *** away.....

Morning MTO peeps!

Friday ***, just got paid...

Official hey ma, yeah stories are hella wack lately. But Im feeling her cat suit for real. I think I would rock that,dont know where though.

Justhanging hey ma

hey allegria and Blackdaddy, Ososexy

pl LMAO.. a halloween party maybe?? i dunno.. but if you add cat tail and ears, perfect!!

@prettylatina, Hey!!!

I agree with everyone on the stories lately. I've actually been doing work! Not a good look, LOL. I've been doing a lot of hanging out in CN.

hey pretty, official, killda!!

that cat suit is hot if your on bradway performing in grease youre the one that i want oohh ooh ohhhhhhh

where tiny imma get that lil *** for her dik jokes yesterday (looking around the half empty room)

Hello

mornin official...what good wit the eye candy is my question!!!

hey pretty... the rest of the mto fam...i know where i rock that cat suit...lol

MAN, WHY IN THE HELL WOULD SHE DO THAT?! KELLY AINT NOTHING BUT 66 AND 1/2 POUNDS ANYWAY! ANYTHING SHE GETS DONE WILL BE NOTICEABLE! THAT'S MY GIRL THOUGH! SHE BETTA EMBRACE WHO THE *** SHE IS AND STOP WORRYING ABOUT LOOKING LIKE "THEY" THINK YOU SHOULD LOOK.

MORNING PEEPS! IT'S *** FRIDAYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!

NOT EXACTLY WHAT I WOULD CALL A TOP STORY VERY BORING

For the person that said she will never be beyonce...That is totally ignorant and for all intensive purpose I think that Kelly is world's cuter and more talented than beyonce. I think she needs to stop listening to mr knowles. He is sabotaging her career so beyonce can look more powerful. Beyonce is a hack. Kelly has the talent and looks to be the next donna summer and she should work that angle instead of getting insecure and cutting herself up. Further more with all the comments that I read on here and people talk all this smack about white girls getting the surgery done...Well I think it's a female problem and I think if women focused on the inside first the outside would catch up...Looks are feigning work on yo self people

prettylatina

Hola Mami

WHTA UP MTO Fam!!!

WHO CARES ABOUT KELLS. HER SINGIN CAREER IZ A RIZZY

Hi,

Pink!!! how was the honeymoon did *** work the hips right

ososexi they have eye candy posted??

JHO i've been working too, now i know something is wrong!!

allegria LMAO.. @ you're the one that i want oooh oooh oooh!! yeah where is tiny she got outta hand yesterday!! lol

Donna Summer would be mad if she read that comment LOL. I think Kelly looks perfectly fine as is, but the voice man, the voice.

pink hey newly wed!! you sound tired hmmmmm what was you doing last ***?? huh, huh??

*** IN THE HOUSE BIATCHES!!

i cant wait till i graduate the *** out this school cuz im tired of comin to this *** with these *** classes they got me taking,this *** dont even be making no sense,*** SCHOOL!!

She could use some meat.but go to the *** gym.your legs and arms is skinny as sh!t.

Official ahaha no u didnt, ears and whiskers huh? not! lol

Allegria you wrong for that, I can be in the musical cats with it. hahaha No Ma'm

hey pink

ososexy Hmm I bet you would know where to rock. lol

Hey c! Happy Early Birthday. :) *hug*

prettylatina

Thank you babe! *hug*!

Hollywood would never care about kelly. What she honestly need is to stay out of the sun, a bleaching cream and also a teeth surgery then she'll be fine. It disgusts me to see all her gums when she is happy and smiling. And besides kelly is too weak too be a TOP STORY.

If it is true, ummmm...Be happy with what GOD blessed you with, geez!

Goodmorning everybody!!!

*** you aight?

official oo oopsy mto was borin didnt feel like lookin ;)

pretty yes i would...aint it wouldnt b 2 a costume party!!!

So brought and paid for azz and [EXPLETIVE] should be a good compensation for a weak voice and no dance ability? Ya betta holla back at Sir Derrty (Nelly) and have him write you somethin' because that's the best Kelly ever sounded is on "Dilemmna."

wheneva ya'al sey u "HEARD WHISPERS" I KNO ITS ALWAYS NEVA TRUE.....!! MS KELLY ......dats nott a gd move....coa next she'd wanna do a micheal jackson...(*** change her skin color)....lol

STILL A FAN THOU

c Yeah by next yr we can go to a bar together! :) LOL

Oso Mhhm watch it now. Thats too much *** to take off. LOL

that should read "titz." Why MTO gotta be so juvenile with the word "titz" when I open up an article and sees alla Bootz and Delishus' azz *BAM* all up in my face. Hypocrisy at it's height!

I doubt it. She is pretty just the way she is.

Sorry but i'm kinda sluggish this morning.. ya know, ya know ya know...

*blushing @ JIZZLE* Morning Hubby

LOL @prettylatina

Yeah and I'm tryin to got to Vegas for that B'Day too LOL!!! I know how to play Blackjack! LOL!

Didn't she already get breast implants??? Well any how she had success with Destiny Child its not meant for every artist to go solo.

ososexi where would you where it?? come on spit it out! lol

PL LMAO.. nah it's cute.. i've never been into the catsuit look, i seen a woman rocking a denim one with a belt attached to it and it was real cute..

sup b-ras

*** the purpose is for you to have a career when you graduate sweetie.. suck it up and pay attention because mto is not gonna help further your education! so hit them books aight..

pretty lol...ill have 2 work somethin out

offical ...no eye candy..xcept for wolf from I love NY...im good with that 4now

Maybe she should just say *** IT and start modeling....them white folk would love her ***........or lack thereof.

GOOD MORNING EVERYONE!!!

WON'T HELP HER SINGING CAREER AT ALL. WHAT SHE NEEDS TO DO IS INVEST IN SOME SINGING LESSONS OR TRY TO CONVINCE BEYONCE TO DO ANOTHER DESTINY'S CHILD ALBUM!

official ...im sure u already know lmao

official TinyT lost here dam mind is what she did...i just looked at that pic again for the 50eleven hundred time and it looks like the perfect wiener i mean winner to me and im slapping you for sending it to everybody now when we get married all these hos gonna be picturing kings dik

Yeah share with us Oso. lol

c Oh yeah? hmmm Never been to Vegas.

hey official boo, minx, allegria, tanto, pink, ***,latina and the rest....

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ososexi where would you where it?? come on spit it out! lol

PL LMAO.. nah it's cute.. i've never been into the catsuit look, i seen a woman rocking a denim one with a belt attached to it and it was real cute.. *********************

OFFICIAL, the next time you see a chick rocking a demin cat suit that's not a celebrity fit, SLAP HER *** IN THE BACK OF THE NECK, cuz that is wack and out of style these days!!! ESPECIALLY with the belt......sooooo 1997-1998! LOL

allegria send it to me! lol

i doubt if this is true cause since she's so tiny, the smallest procedure done to her body would be obvious.

Brasp no i aint ok!

OBX you dont know what you tawkin bout

what the *** is this????

2x-5+3x=11+4x-6

iono how to do this sh!t

baldhead *** teacher tryna switch it all up on the tests *** sh!t,tryna play it off like its the same *** thing we went over in class,no the *** it aint!!

Um...don't believe it.

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Hey rasp!

LOL @ Minx the 8o's are coming back though.

latina and official i wouldnt leave my house *** it...trust it will b a private show ...and minx i agree i dont know nothing bout a demin 1 piece

C, OFFICAL, BLACK RASS, PRETTY L, A MARIA PINLICK

WHAT UP? & EVERYONE I MISSED.LOL

Dam im sitting here listening to Ice cube right now and that ni/gga's lyrics is fya.lol

(Ice cube verse in greed)

NOW B!TCH NI/GGAS DONT MEAN SH!T FROM WERE I SIT.

IM MAGNIFICANT ILL BLOW YOUR BACK OUT IF YOU ACT OUT.

18 DEEP WHEN THE PLANE SOARS

A B!TCH BLEW A KISS AND ASKED MY CLICK WHO WE PLAY FOR.

Thats a hot *** veres mo fos be sleepin on cube man.lol

sorry yall im hyped up cuz its friday.lol

she want to look like beyonce so bad...she cant sound like her now she trying to look like her...trying to get fame so bad ....so sad

Oso Like I said dunno where the hell I would wear it but its hot. LOL

Hola blackdaddy, todavia estas aprendiendo Espanol?

prettylatina

I doubt it can happen that soon but hey one day It'll happen LOL!

BD

What up mane!

Sup blackdaddy

*** sorry baby but I can't help u wit that math problem...cause I dont know what the *** that is! lol

ososexi ooo chile you nasty!.. oh and wold from ILNY?? i'll pass lol

allegria lol.. sowwy.. but do you always have to say stupid *** like wiener i mean winner!! LMAO

minx LMAO.. see and they wonder why i'm not into catsuits, them *** when outta style!!

*** i'm sure you have a text book with instructions or had a lesson on this.. pay attention!!... really.. they are not gonna give you work that you havent already been taught!

BD hey..

ososexi thats suppose to be the wolf!! lol

LOL Offical

yeah im still learning ,lol give me another year and ill be straight as a mo fo.lol

*** the answer is 2x-5! naw that *** even look wrong quit trying to cheat!!!

blackrasb uhhh naw you wont get it from me!!! you should see the 6 pack is like whoa it takes all the strength i have not to put my lips to my monitor like a suction fish and suk kings dik with my mind!!!

blackdaddy ice cube been the truth since the 80's!!!

hey minx!!

official yes its another story on mto...cause u know he said he was like that...he is...becareful @ work tho..lol

mane *** this sh!t im finna burn this *** down lol

anyways GOOD MORNING EVERYONE!

whats goin on????

official it dont look like him 2 u...it did 2 me

LISTEN UP!!!!!

Just wanted to log on one last time to tell u all i will miss u! I cannot log on anymore due to a job change and i wont have access at work any more!! i will miss SBS and the entire MTO fam!! Allegria, official, tanto, minx, reeree, the artist formerly known as rainbow bright, ***, blackdaddy, crafty, blackras, killda, C, BKR, strongblackwoman, pink, TTD, ***,prettylatina, Hella, King,nesey, cream, and i will even miss arguin wit wack azz MTO bloggers like, dolly, imtoogoodforabath, buttapecanicecreamea tinazzbitch, and *** azz, scared to come outta the closet, but ima drag yo azz out, slimbro101!! i will miss u all!! and anyone i forgot!! its been real, but i still will respond to messages on my myspace page and my email addy!!! lubb yall!

piffajames@gmail.com

and

myspace.com/smurfettesmurf1976

AND FO ALLEGRIA SAY SUMTHIM SMART, I AM NOT FIRED!!

WHAT UP MINX & D ***

@ allegriaymaria

Yeah I be sleeping on cube , I keep for getting how good he is.lol

Good Morning Everyone

D-*** x-10 or 45=45 *** i'm smart

Tiny was still talking *** after we all left.

@*** - MATH IS MY FAVORITE SUBJECT! (Other than English)

ANSWER:

x=10

You're welcome!

I hope Kelly doesn't do the plastic surgery thing. She doesn't realize that she looks better than Beyonce, sings better than Beyonce and is a way better performer than Beyonce.

(I really only said this to get C started. lol.)

What up PL, C, Tanto, Official, ***, Blackdaddy, Hella, minx, blackrasp, allegria, pink.

D-*** - forget about class, doesn't your professor know you have a honeymoon that you should be on. lol.

BYE SMURFY!!!!!!!

I'LL MISS YOU!!!

Why the *** is it so dead in here on a Friday? Where Polly punk *** @?

SmurfetteSmurf

Ah too bad smurf you take care ,

x=10 is what i meant

official yes i do always have to say stuff like that! you seen that jean catsuit in the bronx didnt you!!!a *** (white girls)still wearing jean overalls here and its not during pregnancy either!!!!!

THANKS FOR YALL ANSWERS BUT *** THAT SHINY BOWLIN BALL HEAD AS TEACHER AND THAT *** ASS CLASS!

IMdiogi11

What up plata?lol

Hey Imd Im mad at you and the rest of the after 5. :( Ya'll left the meeting early and when I got there ya'll were all gone. You know what means. Im punshing you guys, no show for me today. *arms crossed*

King Let me find out youre good in math. But I think thats basic Algebra though.

HI BLACKDADDY

MINX KING PINK ERRBODY ELSE

Oh Smurf....I'm gon' miss you...good luck!

hey Imd

awwww smurf we gonna miss u boo!!!! what is your new job? driving the trash truck?lol why no computer?

HEY PPLS OFFICIAL,ALLGERIA,MINX,***,PINK,PL,C,HELLA...AND ALL THE REST

A SPECIAL *** OUT TO MY LOVE BRASP....HHHEEEYY BBAABBBYY!!

LMAO @IMdiogi11

I Know you dont mean that. No one really means what they are saying about Kelly these days. LOL!

Hey SMD

c LOL OH Lawd here we go, thanks a lot IMd.

***....I said hello to you like a million posts ago. The *** is wrong with you?

@ Blackdaddy

what's good? Yo, how have the Heat been in the pre-season and is what's going on with D-Wade? Do you think the Celtics are going to anything this year? I'm just not sure who will play D for Boston. lol.

@ PL

You showed up late and you know you aren't punishing anybody either. We will see you at 5pm sharp :)

I'll miss you SmurfetteSmurf

What up SMD!

i'm going to let you guys in on a little secret

i have an accounting degree and i get paid lovely. i graduated last year from Suny New Paltz which is upstate ny

HEY MAN! WHY YALL GET THAT EYECANDY AND US GUYS GOT WHOOPI GOLDBERG??

awwwwwww aint that cute!!! mmmmmmmmaahhhhh thats a kiss to my baby SMD! Goodmorning sweetie! I lubb you!

smurf nooooooooo for real?? *** i'ma miss you ma.. i'll definitely holla at you on myspace and email i lubb you!!

ososexi i havent looked at it yet but i am now!

allegria LMAO!! i think i did see it in the bronx!! you stuuuuuuupid!

hey imdiog

pink i havent seen the wanksta ever since she came on here talking that *** the other day

PRETTY L

Soy i apesadumbrado pensado que era oficial quié*** español dicho a mí, my bad.lol

WELL I SEE ALL OF MY FAMS HAVE ARRIVED...

HAPPY FRIDAY - *** IT. I HAVE ON MY PINK SASH CHILE AND I AM READY!!

HELLO - OFFICIAL--HEEEY SUGA DONUT!! C PRETTYLATINA ALLEGRIAY PINKLICI BLACKRASP *** -- LEND ME THOSE GREEN GATORS!! MINX - HEY, WIT YO MEAN A$$ - LOL! SMURF - I HAVE A BONE TO PICK WITH YOU! I LUBB U TOO!! GOOD LUCK!

(grabbing smurfs legs) nnnn[SPAM][SPAM]oo please dont go (crying hysterically)please smurf!!!!! write me, call me, email me, send me a post card, a pigeon letter, a message in a bottle, a airplane message n[SPAM][SPAM]oooooo i lubb you!! (waving holding onto my moms legs) i knew you got fired!!

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hey Imd

awwww smurf we gonna miss u boo!!!! what is your new job? driving the trash truck?lol why no computer?

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LOLOLOL! U ARE DEAD WRONG!!

king you go boy!! *** sexy and intelligent.. mmmmm.. i mean good for you, hey allegria!

LMAO @blackraspberry.. i think she going to jail but hey that's none of my business! lol

hey killdanoise chile! lol

its good to know educated black men! thats good King...

WOW OBX

so he sexy and smart huh? just throw it in my face punk lol

killdanoise hey baby! you said pink sash!! LMAO!!

@ C

You handled that well, I am proud of you. lol.

@ PL

See, the old C would have cut and pasted charts and line graphs of record sales, scanned and posted billboard top 100 charts and had expert testimony from the guy that works at iTunes. lol.

killdanoise1

What up!

LOL @PL

I aint go to the after 5 meeting yesterday, I was playin a pickup game in the gym! LOL!

Dolly quit shaving the bottom of your feet, the s/hit is just gonna grow back

all yall FOOLS up top, talkin bout FIRST..but then you are really 30th..LAME! SITTIN UP PRESSIN F5 ALLDAMN DAY LONG

*** you have a promising future boo trust that 6 pack you have have us grown women acting like school girls.. so just get your mind right and you too will be the perfect package!!

PINK

i know you aint cussin at me you best check ya tone and use ya inside voice before you get put outside the treehouse

what does F5 do??

BD Huh? No te entiendo. sorry, can u proof read that? thanks. lol

IMd I will NOT be in todays meeting thanks. Have one of the girls do the time and what you discussed and have it emailed to me. lol

king good for you. who knew. LOL

Killda Hey sweet pea!!

kingsolo1

Good Morning Everyone

D-*** x-10 or 45=45 *** i'm smart

Tiny was still talking *** after we all left. **************************************************

BEFORE I PUT THIS LOADED CLIP IN MY PISTOL AND START BLASTING...WHAT THE *** YOU TALKIN ABOUT?

OFFICIAL

YES HONEY, PINK SILK PASHIMA - TO BE EXACT. MY BOSS LOOKED AT ME LIKE I WAS CRAZY BUT I DO NOT GIVE A FLYIN RATZ A$$. I'M GOIN DOWN TO CHRISTOPHER STREET AFTER WORK TO PLAY WITH THE KIDS OUT THERE. I HAVE TO LET THEM HAVE IT. THEY AINT READY!!

lol@official and killdanoise...smurf know i lubb her! lol

she is leaving a little fast there!!! I guess when the judge say you got to report to jail within 24hrs then hey....go do that time gurl...we will be here when u get out!!! lol

IMdiogi11

Boston has a very good nucleaus of talent there with *** Granet P Pearce and R Allen.

But its gonna take atleast a year to 2 years for the to gel and be a true force in the east.

Ala the denver nuggets whith AI & CARMELLO ANTHONY

NOW AS FOR MY HEAT!

We have ricky davis penny hardaway to help out D wade with the scoring.

AND WE HAVE PAT RILEY NUFF SAID.LOL

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ROTFLMAO!!

OBX

i be tryin mane but its so hard lol i was on the dogone honor roll in highskoo now i cant even remember how to do these dumb problems

LMAO @IMdiogi11

Yeah, I feel when ppl big Kelly up like that (esp about her performances), LOL they just talkin out their ***! LMAO!

SMURF!!

NN[SPAM]OOOOOOO MA!! I'M GONE MISS YOU..I'M GONE CALL YOUR NEW BOSS AND TELL HIM TO PUT SOME COMPUTERS IN THE LOCKER ROOM AT THE STRIP CLUB FOR YA!!!

She will need more than that to boost up her career...TALENT!!!!!!!!!

LMAO @ IMd you wrong for that comment about c and his stats!!LOL Dont speak to soon, he might be already printing it all now!

c What were u doing at the gym? You trying to get ur weight up? LOL

HELLO PRETTYLATINA HOW U BEEN GURL?

C - WHAT'S GOOD?

BLACKDADDY

BOOO!

penney hardaway is trash and ricky davis is a ballhog!!

go suns!!

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PINK

i know you aint cussin at me you best check ya tone and use ya inside voice before you get put outside the treehouse ***************************************

LMAO!! he is stuuuuupid!!

tinytexasdiamond

What Up Baby!

killdanoise LMAO!! they aint ready for you, dont kill'em today..

LMAO @blackraspberry!!

BRB

RESTROOM BREAK!

tiny what's up .. dont start no ***.. allegria is looking for you.. ha ha haaaaa!!

PL

Decía que incurrí en una equivocació*** respondiendo al funcionario en vez de you.lol

Im still learning baby.lol

@ Official - you know you and I always got to keep the shoulders shaking. lol.

@ PL - you're tired of being the only woman that shows up consistently? lol. Ok, I can feel that. We will get you the typed minutes of the meeting when we are done.

Thanks all i worked hard for that ***.

official F5 refreshes your screen.

LMAO @pl.. why gonna clown him like that~!

*** roll a blunt up and smoke it! relax baby! dont stress yourself out boo! go peek at peters paper i know he got the right answer! lol

prettylatina

LOL, No, I was gettin my Kobe/Steve Nash on! I was killing on the court yesterday. Sorry I missed you at the meetin yesterday. LOL!

is there trouble with d-*** and pink already? ya'll got married yesterday.

killda Nothing much baby. Same ole ***.

blackdaddy you speaking spanglish!! lol

king i didnt know that.. thanks.. you so smart.. i just wanna tongue kiss you right now!!

allegria just kidding , he he..

C i'll smash you in basketball son,my j-game is insane!! lol

IMIGDOG i invited you to the wedding,why you didnt show up mane?

D ***

YOUR SUNS ARE TRASH! THEY ARE JUST LIKE THE 1990 -94 BUFFALO BILLS FOOTBALL TEAM.LOL

(putting a book between my legs and a calculator) king feel like studying!!!

tiny you was talking *** afterhours but let it go! i mean it

king dont trip today

*** & pink yall want me to be the divorce court judge

ALRIGHT I'M BACK!

OFFICIAL

SHOULD I GET SOME PINK BOINGS TO GO WITH MY PASHIMA? IT'S PAY DAY TODAY.

BLACKDADDY

im tellin you pops!! the suns are gonna win this year,shaq old now he cant do too much,d-wade isnt 100% everyone else on the team sucks,who's gonna lead the team??? MAAAAARK BLOUNT?? LMAO

LOL @ OFFICAL

HEY COMO DIJE, DÉME UN AÑO Y LA ENFERMEDAD ESTÉ EN POINT.LOL

ALLEGRIA

we not getting a divorce hun

She needs to be looking into voice and talent transplants LOL!@#!

KILLDA

work that runway son!!!

just make sure i get a chance to show off the gators with the suede sweat pants lol

IM GONNA MISS YOU SMURF!!!!!! TELL THEM HOES YOU GOT MTO TO DO>>>>YOU DONT HAVE TIME TO WORK!!!

Y'all.....I say we all gather up and do a 187 on SMURFS boss? Whatda ya say?

LMAO @allegria

killdanoise yes you should.. treat yourself.. so you live in NY??

OMG i just got through looking at the pics from the dude on i love ny.. and dayum his *** is ... just go see for yourself.. when you leave outta here onto the main street turn left and its the 1st place on the left!!

D ***

No Im telling you son, They will win about 50 to 60 games and crash in the playoffs like they always do.lol

Whos gonna defend tony parker? STEVE NASH?? LOL

HEY C BABY!!

OFFICIAL I TRIED TO CALL YOU TWICE LAST ***!

ALLEGRIA..

NO I DIDNT..THAT MUH *** SAID SOMETHING TO ME ON HIS WAY OUT AND I RESPONDED TO HIS AZZ..I AINT NO PUNK *** *** THAT TALKS *** THEN LEAVES..I STAY FOR A SECOND THEN BOUNCE..I GUESS HE HAD TO HURRY UP AND GET TO THE CLINIC BEFORE IT CLOSED TO GET RID OF THAT "HEAT" RASH...... IT AINT MY FAULT THAT HE GOT MY RESPONSE AFTER HOURS!!! AND DONT BE TRYING TO CHECK ME BEHIND NO PIECE OF "BUMPY" MEAT!! REMEMBER HOES BEFORE BRO'S...OR SHOULD I SAY BUMPY BRO'S!!

@TINY - Give the young man a break, will ya??

*** what the hell is wrong with you today? When did I cuss you out? Did I already commit some kinda e-marriage transgression i'm not aware of? You're straight ignoring me today and when you do speak to me you bawlin me out in front of the whole *** neighborhood? I ain't even do nuthin to get put out? *sniff* Ladies, ya'll didn't tell me this is what e-marriage was like.

D-***

It sounds good, but I dont believe it, but you sound confident LOL!

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KILLDA

work that runway son!!!

just make sure i get a chance to show off the gators with the suede sweat pants lol **********

LOL - I LUBB YOU ***!

and that's like a LIL BRO!

allegria i'm ready for a cram session. you got your cat suit on?

tiny i ain't even messing with you today.

BLACKDADDY

yea dad!! this year is gonna be different,AMARE gon smash whoever they center is and marion and diaw can double up on duncan,then that'll leave parker open and bell can mess him up with nash help then theres the turn over everytime *** FRENCH *** TONY PARKER!!

I hope she gets into acting because this singing career looks like it is wiped out even though she can sing.I guess it depends on who is makin it happen and it appears no one is for Kelly.I really feel sorry for her because this is her dream and she has gotten robbed from it.

OFFICAL

THATS FUNNY HOW MTO WOULD HAVE PICS OF A DUDES D!CK AND WHEN THEY HAD BOOTZ PICS UP THERE , THEY COVERED IT UP.

WTF? LOL

*** oh my bad!! let me know!!

how smurf now the new job dont have mto access though she asked in the interview? i think she is going to sing sing

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*** what the hell is wrong with you today? When did I cuss you out? Did I already commit some kinda e-marriage transgression i'm not aware of? You're straight ignoring me today and when you do speak to me you bawlin me out in front of the whole *** neighborhood? I ain't even do nuthin to get put out? *sniff* Ladies, ya'll didn't tell me this is what e-marriage was like. ***********

Now girl you know how it go! Don't *** always try to start some *** with chu so yall can get into it and he can get to do some *** for the weekend?? Why don't they just ask!

@*** - Where do you wanna go? Just tell PINK. I'm sure she'll understand, she might even say yes!

official i told u...*** is all i can say

@official, We're not supposed to be working during the day. LOL. MTO can't even story jack good stories anymore.

PINK dont worry about it,i was in a bad mood,im sorry honey,you know i lu you

C im foreal man,im like Joe Johnson and you like Kyle Korver lol

LOL @ official

BD Okay ahora te entiendo. translation: Okay now i understand you.

IMd Yeah, Im tired of being the only one who hasnt missed meetings. LOL

c Oh okay. I was only there for a minute anyway. No one was there.

LMAO@ Tiny you off the chain!!!!

PINK DID YOU HEAR YOUR WEDDING WA GONE BE IN THE NEXT ISSUE OF HOT GHETTO MESS?? THATS WHAT THEY WERE SAYING YESTERDAY AFTER 5!! I DIDNT THINK IT WAS GHETTO..JUST A LITTLE URBANISH!!

MINX AND BRASP

HE STARTED WITH ME YESTERDAY FOR NO APPARENT REASON!! I WAS TRYING TO BE CORDIAL *** ***!! MUH *** BE WANTING ME TO ACT IGNORANT!

LOL @ D ***

A Stodimare doesnt have that great power foward that you need along side you to be dominate in the paint.

THATS WHY HIS KNEE GOT F D UP!

Shawn marion does not take the pressure off of stodimire.

HE NEEDS SOME HELP IN THE HALF COURT IN THE PLAYOFFS.

Weres he gonna get it?

YOUR TURN.LOL

problems at the treehouse already!!! *** I told yall *** marriage dont gurantee u *** but a new last name!!!!

(blushing & smiling) I got me a good man! lol

LOL @ BRASP

WHO U TALKING ABOUT SMD?? THAT NICCA WONT EVEN MARRY YOU!!

Tiny he should have known not to jump out there wit you!!! he *** up on so many levels!! lol

mrs. *** how was the honey moon boo? where did yall go?

I'm out. I'll check back with ya'll in half an hour. Maybe Dolly might be in her, or *** might be in a more loving mood, or the sports convo will be over.

HEY YA'LL GUESS WHAT??

I'M GONE GET ME SOME ***!!!!! YYYYYYYYYYYY[SPAM][SPAM]UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUU!!!

BLACKDADDY

we got Boris Diwa!! you know he fell off last season but we ALL know what he did the year before that and he's capable of doing it again,and we got big *** D.J. Strawberry and Alando tucker,so one of them mugs gotta be a power forward,and dont forget about Kurt thomas lmbao lol

but as far as the spurs,if dallas knock them off then we aint got nothing to worry about because phx can beat dallas

prettylatina

You gotta understand that you make it worth wild to be here after 5! The After 5 crew aint nothin without you! We need you baby!!! LOL!

D-***

Its so cute that your so confident, I would hate to hurt your feelings on the court!

BLACKDADDY AND ***

TAKE THAT *** TO NBA OR NFL.COM!!! WE DONT GIVE A *** ABOUT THAT ***

C cmon man why you getting all hostile lol you supposed to be confident,what im sposed to be like "I CANT PLAY" lol

Very funny TTD...don't think I ain't catch you checking out Blackdaddy in his too tight suit and flood pants at the wedding yesterday....hee hee hee...

See ya'll in a bit

(reaching over the table knocking the *** over, coffee and bagels flying everywhere, spilling on *** books, *** up blackdaddys ipod nano, coffee all over minx ***) tiny calm yo voice in here what the *** why you have to be so stupid. he was just playing he *** have called you *** you violent ***! dam look at what you made me do! i just looked at the pic of his dik for the 4th 1/2 time today and i cant stop slobbering so chill with that dum ***!! now help me clean up!!!

king i dont have on nuthing i need a catsuit to study... i gotta clean up first

pink i got my degree in judging!!

*** u Tiny!I dont want to get married yet..*** we just got back together for the 10th time. It dont matter sweetie cause he treat me good....dont hate cause you still a lonely *** chasing after Blackdaddy on a slide! lol

*SSS* lol @ me!

hello!

tiny i am so happy for yyyyoooouuuuuu!

Talent comes from within a person. If you have it, you have it, and if you don't then you don't. Getting plastic ***, and titties don't make you sing better, and it *** sho' ain't gone make people buy yo' cd's. So instead of Kelly paying for that surgery to make her fake, she should use that money to pay for some good songwriters, studio time, and her promotion towards a better album.

D-***

Grant Hill was playin well last *** but Tucker and DJ, Cant *** Jumpers for *** LOL! They need to learn how to hit open ***! LOL!

Tiny finally gonna get laid!!!!!! lol

lets throw a party for the lonely!!!! lmao!!!

Y[SPAM]OOOOOUUUUUUUU!

@TINY - Congratulations Girl!!! You and BLACKDADDY finally making up??

Let me quit talking *** cuz I think I forgot what *** feel and taste like it's been so long. Hopefully that'll be my birthday present.....

hey blackrasp! Hey y'all Im out too,my last day on here will be next week,Im changing hours at work so I can go to school during the day.I will be bloggin on here and there but not as much.

*nice Halloween costume kells*

the hell was she thinking?

officialbronxite

I'M FROM HARLEM DARLING!!! SPANISH HARLEM!!

black quit hyping her up. she getting some dik *** so you know she all crazy today

Hey Everyone. I won't be in too long today. Ya'll know I'm supposed to be gone already anyway.

Anywho, the boss is being all nice to me today. I knew he would. People were telling me that he's afraid I would have gone to Personnell and complained about that garbage that went down yesterday.

I love Kelly Rowland. She better not enhance nothing!!!

Bye Smurf!!!! I'll write and I'll put money in your books at Rikers!! lol

tinytexascumguzzler go milk a cow with yo fat azz.

blackdaddy and d-*** kobe going to go off on everyone again this year. to bad the rest of the team sucks. kobe going to have a chip on his shoulder.

*** I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE COMING UP WITH A BLACKDADDY JOKE!!! I GUESS EVERYBODY SAW THE LOVE BETWEEN THEM TWO TOO!

@KING - **devastated**

NNNNNNN[SPAM]OOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

PINK!

**singing up to you standin outside the tree house**

baaaby im sorry/ i didnt mean to be so mean to you ooh ooh/ i was just so mad,cuz i couldnt understand the math problem/ my baldhead teacher aint break it down for me e e/ let me come up there please,i'll make it up to you girl/ picture me...holdin you girl/ kissin you uh! caressin you,girl i luuub you! i luuub you ooh ooh ooh!!

***

I'M GOIN' TO SHINE ON CHRISTOPHER STREET *** -THEY THINK IT'S A GAME! THIS IS SERIOUS BUSINESS!

D ***

BORIS DIWA???? BORIS DIWA??? Your joking right?lol

And as for dallas , They couldnt even knock off golden state so how in the hell are they gonna knock off the spurs?lol

IMA GIVE YOU SOME TIME TO THINK ABOUT THAT . I JUST GOT MY CHECK AND IM GOING TO LUCNH AND TO THE BANK SO THAT SHOULD GIVE YOU MORE THAN ENOUGH TIME TO THINK ABOUT THAT.LOL

SH!T ITS FRIDAY SO I MIGHT BE BACK BUT IF NOT ILL CATCH YOU ON MONDAY FOR YOUR ANSWER.LOL

D-***

I'm just sayin SON, dont get your hopes up, because that would lead to me havin to break them ankles, and hittin Jumpers in your face like AI! LOL!

HAPPY FRIDAY!! I don't know who the hell WOLF is, but MTO sure put out the Eye Candy with him. I had to peep, making *** sure my boss wasn't around when I opened it. Yum, yum.

THATS WHY SHE HYPED HER PUZZY IS ITCHING FOR *** THAT HASN'T ENTERED IN WHO KNOWS WHEN!!

SOMEBODY BLACKDADDY BEND TINY OVER PLEEZE...SHE NEED TO CALM DOWN!!!LOL

minx

don't worry she don't know what she talking about. she has me confused with her daddy. see she had to suck his warty dik before she could leave the house. poor child is confused

@KING - Look ***, just cuz yo *** all pretty and make a *** crave a chocolate covered sausage, and make a *** *** cream up like a melted vanilla push pop, and make me play with my cl1t like.....**cumming**

AWW HELL ***!GGA! JUST STOP! YO *** IS FINNA GET IT!

King stop it!!

@ALLEGRIA - Sorry.....if it helps at all, you're in the fantasy too! (not)

*stepping over that mess allegria just made and blackdaddy's ipod nano*

HOES BEFORE BROS ALLEGRIA!!

C allen iverson cant even ***,he be gettin a moajority of his points off freethrows,and it dont matter in dj and tucker was brickin,its just the pre-season anyways lol

BLACKDADDY BORIS DIWA was the man at one point and you know it,i cant think of nothing else to say right now so uh...GO SUNS O7/07 CHAMPOIONS!!

(is too)

(is not)

I MEANT "MAJORITY" AND "CHAMPIONS" IMIGDOG!!! LOL

07/08 CHAMPIONS GO SUNS!

I really don't care what she does. I just pray that whatever she do, she do it quickly because she's NOOOOO TALENT.

ok, forget ya'll then!!! i don't care! ***sniffing, tryna hold back tears cuz nobody said hi***.

I'm out. I gotta finish up so I can leave.

Maybe she can stop wearing the ***-pads now! In Kelly's last 106 and Park appearance she clearly had a noticably bigger ***. Kelly has a case of sometimes she has a *** and sometimes she doesn't--due in part to the ***-pads she is rumoured to wear.

Oh yeah,

Either way Nelly still won't date her!!

D-***

It dont matter if its Pre-Season, If you gonna run with Steve Nash, you gotta hit them open ***, ask Barbosa? You see he won 6th man of the year right. But I kinda hope the Suns win the finals but they got what I like to call *** Block!

ya'll need to leave Kelly alone. She looks good. She doesn't need Beyonce to back her up. Do your thing Kelly.

C what is *** BLock? lol

tiny i was high and watching that movie vacancy.. my heart was racing and i coulndt here nothing!! i'ma call you ***..

*** i thought i posted this already.. aight i'm back got caught up doing work.

tiny stop the 2 of you

*** up official

D-***

When Jordan and the *** kept gettin punked by Detroit in the 80's in the Playoffs LOL! But it 91 they got past the Pistons and won the title. San Antonio and Tim Duncan keep Sonning/Punking the Suns LOL! Once they get passed the Spurs they will win the title for sure and be cured of the "*** Block" LOL!

I'm back.

@ D-*** - Lol. I saw that. I'm not gonna get on you about the spellin' dawg.

My bad though, I had a lot of work yesterday so I couldn't make the wedding. If you don't get the card that I sent with the cash in it, you may need to give official and killdanoise a stern talkin' to. lol.

@ tiny and king - y'all need to stop this sh*t. lol.

I think she's trying to be something she's not. She needs to be herself and not a Beyonce imitation.

But if she does go through with it she needs to be careful because adjusting that can really add weight to you...Look at New York - when she got the breast implants she automatically looked chubby.

Kelly *** do it.

C yea!! im with you on that!!! GO SUNS!!!

*** TONY PARKER WITH YO FRENCH ***!!!

HEY ALLEGRIA OFFICIAL *** C REEREE MINX TINY KING BLACKRASPBLACKDADDY KILLDA AND EVERYBODY ELSE.......

Smachan is in CN dogging some girl out that's asking everyone's opinion on her looks...She is something else!!!

Hey IMd...sorry

ok alot went down while i stepped away so here i go i'ma do my best

ososexi you should've told me it was like that i would've went there immediately!!

killdanoise ahhh *** spanish harlem huh, i'ma have to come see you and paint the town red, i'll be in NY next month let me know something!!

tiny why you gotta be so gangsta!! lol.. leave him alone.. oh and yyooooooouuuuuuuuuuu gonna get some!! you betta supaman that brooooooo!! lol

allegria *** what a mess.. tiny is wildin out!! lol

blackrasp dont hype her up

blackdaddy yeah they quick to post a *** pic.. i'm starting to think all mto employees are either women or *** men heeeeyyyyyyyy!!

c Dont hold ur breath in todays meeting, not showing up! lol

Hey creamy

OFFICIAL

WHERE YOU FROM?

reeree i see you ma!!

hey cream let me go look..

OKAY FOR REAL GOODMOOOOORRRRRNNNNN IIIINNNNNGGGGG EVERYONES EVERYONES!

Hey pignose,ur livin on borrowed time!

*** up allegria u sound like u talking to your kids....stop the two of you! lol

killdanoise i live in trenton right now.. i'm from the bx my moms and fam is still there so i go to NY once month! so wassup?? we chillin or what

official i told u..it was a thing of beauty, *** now..ima tad bit on edge after that

porque, senorita roland quiere falso y plastico ta ta's, es mucho estupido. Ella es muy hermosa ahora!

HEY HELLA

what's going on cream

polly *** you trick.. i'm still here aint come up missing, still on mto and is you i'm dissin!! LMAO you *** clown

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tiny i was high and watching that movie vacancy.. my heart was racing and i coulndt here nothing!! i'ma call you ***.. ***********************************************

VACANCY WAS EXCELLENT!! I'M GOIN TO HANG OUT AT CHRISTOPHER STREET *** AND TOMORROW *** I'M GOING TO CHECK OUT SAW IV. OFFICIAL, WE NEED TO HOOK UP AND DO THAT *** DANG CHILE!! I WILL HAVE YOU IN STITCHES GURL! I'M A RIOT - ESPECIALLY WHEN I DRINK. WE'LL HAVE A BALL - GUARANTEED!

Im glad u reconize ur name PIGNOSE!

@ Cream - i see you tried to leave me off the list because I made mistake and left you off mine the other day. LOL. You made up for it though so we are cool :)

@ PL - you and I, together again at 5pm :)

OFFICIAL

HELLS YEA!! HOW DO I REACH U?

SORRY IMd...I really didn't see you sitting over there....

CREAM WHAT UP MA?

*singing* I'M SO ALOOOOONE! ALONE! I MISS YOU-OO-OOOH! YOU NEVA MISS A GOOD FRIEND, UNTIL THEY'RE GONE AND IIIIIIIIII'M SOOO-OOO-OOO-OOOOOOO ALONE!!!

@ D-*** - I was almost able to agree on some of the things blackdaddy said about the Heat until he mentioned Penny Hardaway. LMAO!!!

I'LL HOLLA AT YALL MONDAY CUZ I GOT CLASS PEACE *** CHICKEN GREASE

PINK I LUUB YOU GIRL!!

@ Hella - I said hi to you earlier and you were the one that didn't say anything back. lol.

Imd The only way we are going to be together again after 5 is you making it worth my while. So other than that, NO SHOW. lol

Awwwww s/hit Dolly in tha house.

What it do, you fat floppy eared ***?

@King...I'm mad right now cause my check was wrong...They *** me 250.00 and then they tell me, Oh, sorry, Our mistake, but you have to wait until next week...%&*%&@*!!! My Boss almost had to call Security on me

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polly *** you trick.. i'm still here aint come up missing, still on mto and is you i'm dissin!! LMAO you *** clown

-------------------------------------------------------------------------------- U wont be here long!

polly just like you recognize yours trolly! you sound so stupid.. what are you 21, gots to be around there .. so when did you figure out you werent nice with the hands?? once you started getting beat up left and right.. that's when the "gang" came into play huh?? *** up wanksta!

killdanoise that's what's up.. what's your email.. i'll send you my cell number

polly nice try.. i know your focus is on me because i've hurt you the most on here.. embarrased you, clowned you, hurt your feelings, made you fell all kinds of emotions from anger to hate!! LMAO mission accomplished.. now go bury your head in a pillow and cry about how i will not break!!

@ PL - some of us showed up so you *** punish the ones that made the effort. lol.

Ok, give me a hint on making it worth your while :)

AWW ***!! *** A$$ dolly THE BARFING DOG STEPPED IN!

dolly is fake gangsta!! she the *** they be flunking out..they make her suck erry *** *** and eat *** ***...the fat tramp is what she is!!! and what! u fake blood ***!! *** I will stomp a mud hole in your fat stinkin azz!!!

*feel

LMAO @ PINK!!

*** b-ras!! LMAO

killdanoise yeah polly the wanksta was let out today so she can play

Someone in my office smell like they been smoking up some ***!! Dayum! That must just be the smoke residue left in their clothes, I almost got a contact.

DOLLY THE DOG NEEDS TO BE WALKED - DA *** IS ABOUT TO SH*T!!

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polly nice try.. i know your focus is on me because i've hurt you the most on here.. embarrased you, clowned you, hurt your feelings, made you fell all kinds of emotions from anger to hate!! LMAO mission accomplished.. now go bury your head in a pillow and cry about how i will not break!!

Wow u have such an imagination!Hurt my feelings,LMAO. *** go light u a blunt and burn the rest of ur brain cells! I hope they run a drug test on yo ***.Receptionist dont make money anyway ***!

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Hey pignose,ur livin on borrowed time! ****************

This wanksta still think she putting fear in somebody's heart??? WOw....

Hey HELLA.

lol@official

naw this *** faking like she a gangsta knowing *** well she a wangsta! so I gotta let this *** know whats really good! *** we laugh and play but I will beat the *** out your lil dusty azz!!!

@DOLLY -

Girl, you're starting to get boring too like all those other sad excuses for opponents. Stay away for like 2 weeks, come up with some new names about us besides the ones you been using for the past decade, and then come back harder than ever. I promise you, you won't regret it. Until then, stop being so *** lame before we start being nice to you.

@blackraspberry,u will be outta breath,u fat ox!

IMd So youre saying I should punish the ones that didnt show up only? hmmmm that's a thought. Oh and youre a smart man, Im sure you can think of something that would make it worth my while to show up. Be creative. LOL

DOLLY your mama lied to you ho. Errrbody don't walk around with a *** AND breasts.

You hermaphrodite ***

@minx,*** ur mouth and open ur legs,cause thats all u good for ,*** broke whorish ***

minx yeah she's still dreaming!!

trolly ha ha haaaaaaaaa.. i got you right where i want you eating out the palm of my hand ***.. oh and i'm not a receptionist, but i do have my own office!! ha ha ha get on my level ***.. i know you wanna be me..

officialb

Killdanoise1@aol.com

HOLLA!!!

@DOLLY - I'd prefer my mouth wide open in an "O" shape. I'm good for that too. Thanks.

@pignose,all u spics have jobs as receptionist or either work at the check cashin place!LMAO

on that note! I no longer am gonna argue wit a nobody...Everyday before I log on..I say to myself..I'm gonna be nice today and act like the true lady that I am..but its always that gutter rat that get u out your character...so in my grown woman voice....sweetie its cool..i know you dont know no better so go on....you got it! just know where your *** at!

@DOLLY - How was your day today girl??

(Tryna start some decent conversation.....cuz this wack *** beef with this wack *** *** ain't working)

WHO LET DOLLY THE DOG IN? YA'LL KNOW THIS DOG GOT RABIES AND FLEES!!

SOMEONE GET DA *** A FLEE COLLAR - FAST!

Now all she needs is a HIT song!

You guys be nice. I read that Kelly said she does read the blogs.

Aww c'mon ladies. Ya'll can't tell me ya'll ain't a little scared of Polly.

Lemme tell ya, when a *** can tie her ears in a knot under her chin that's a bad ***....

okaaaay! awriiight!

Dolly work that ear bonnet girl

@minx,I know u are... u filthy ***! Dirty mouth,gingivitis having ***.

that *** know foreal she the one working at the check cashing place!!! *** thats good....imma get my man and them to run up in there..u dirty ***! lol

Trolly is here yeah because i was bored as hell!

Awlll, leave Ms. Kelly alone

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Trolly is here yeah because i was bored as hell! ************

Girl please, with these tired *** one liners, you STILL gon' be bored....

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Aww c'mon ladies. Ya'll can't tell me ya'll ain't a little scared of Polly.

Lemme tell ya, when a *** can tie her ears in a knot under her chin that's a bad ***....

okaaaay! awriiight!

Dolly work that ear bonnet girl *******************************************

LLLMMMBBBAAAOOOO!!!!

@blackraspberry,u aint gonna do *** but sit ur wide azz in front of that computer and keep typin ***!

@DOLLY - Are you ready for the weekend girl?? Got any plans? A hot date??

(STILL tryna start some decent conversation.....cuz this wack *** beef with this wack *** *** STILL ain't working)

polly and all you wankstas sit at home sucking *** attending disorganization meetings!! LMAO you still cant beat me at this i hold the belt ***!! lol

killdanoise LMAO that *** foaming all at the mouth and ***!!... i'ma email you now..

DOLLY THE DOG IS CRANKY TODAY - NOBODY FED THE ***!!

U *** bore me!*yawning*

POOOLLLYY!

*** im *** you up. I spent all this money on my BFFs funeral and casket and paying the lawyer to get her kids and you didnt even kill her, beat her up nothing!!

you fake asz hells angel white trash honkey! you owe me some $$$$

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DOLLY THE DOG IS CRANKY TODAY - NOBODY FED THE ***!! ************

YOUS A LIE, CUZ I JUST SAW THAT HOE IN MY GOT *** TRASHCANS SUCKING ON OL PORKCHOP BONES AND USED PADS....THAT B!TCH BEEN FEASTING ALL MORNING LONG!

lol exactly minx..that *** is a no hope situation!!! *** u aint worth a dime..let a lone a penny wit a hole in it! so lil dirt mcgurt beat it ***!!! wobble your big feet *** on somewhere and eat a buffet table!

@officialpignose,hold what belt???? The belt that u beat ur kid with? P.S stop having kids outta wedlock!

minx - I have to thank you you gave me the name for my new crew the SSS!

what or who are the SSS?

They are certain male bloggers who i feel (and i am not alone) are certainly playing for the pink team LOLOLOLOL!

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U *** bore me!*yawning* ************

*** dont tryta use my ***. You BEEN boring the *** outta me. Now come and have some girl talk with me. I told you I'm finna start being nice....

So......do you wanna talk about boys?? Or in your case, lack thereof?

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lol exactly minx..that *** is a no hope situation!!! *** u aint worth a dime..let a lone a penny wit a hole in it! so lil dirt mcgurt beat it ***!!! wobble your big feet *** on somewhere and eat a buffet table!

-------------------------------------------------------------------------------- LMAO! U really think u said something with this one huh?

LMAO @pinklici..

polly please stop *** your cousins.. oh my bad thats the only *** you could get!! LMAO.. get your jokes up polly *** you've had 9 weeks to work on them and you're still wiggety wack!!

Cream6969

What Up!

PrettyLatina: Thats messed up ma LOL!

D-***- yeah man, Tony was killing ya'll! LOL! Thats Mr Longoria! LOL!

Dolly girl don't believe the hype! Not every woman's p/ussy drips pus. Your mama just said that to make you feel better.

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minx - I have to thank you you gave me the name for my new crew the SSS!

what or who are the SSS?

They are certain male bloggers who i feel (and i am not alone) are certainly playing for the pink team LOLOLOLOL! ****************

OKay, now I'm confused???

ROTFLMAO @ allegria slap that ho

Dolly

How did the Pedigree commercial Go?

the *** aint got no jokes...she is the joke!! come on polly make us laugh one time!!! one time pleeze!!!!!!!!

*** dont tryta use my ***. You BEEN boring the *** outta me. Now come and have some girl talk with me. I told you I'm finna start being nice....

So......do you wanna talk about boys?? Or in your case, lack thereof?

-------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Use ur ***? *** I didnt know u made words! stick to *** and suckin for free,keep it up u might just get ur cable hooked up!

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tinytexascumguzzler go milk a cow with yo fat azz. ************************************************

AND GO POP THEM PIMPLES ON YO GRESY AZZ DIK NICCA!! YO NASTY *** ***!! WHAT REAL NICCA WILL SIT UP HERE AND JACK THEY DIK OFF WITH HAIR GREASE AND TAKE A PICTURE OF IT?? AND THEN ON TOP OF THAT THE CROOKED MUH *** GOT BUMPS AND *** ON IT..GTFOH...I BET THAT SAME PIC IS ON ***.COM YOU A JOKE!

............SORRY FOR THE DELAY....I HAD WORK TO DO!!

@ PL

(You know we don't want everybody in our business so I'm gonna make an effort to keep this comment clean)

Speaking of keeping it clean, how about I entice you to ***'s meeting by first giving you a hot bubble bath while I massage your entire body? Would that help get you in the mood...uh, for a meeting? lol.

minx - SUPER SUGAR SAUSAGE crew!

polly no she dont make up words but you do you illiterate grade school drop out!

tiny you know you dead wrong.. (laughing still but shaking my head)

IMdiogi11

NO, I'll Do That LMAO!!!

**teaching DOLLY how to do her manicures, and wear the proper sized bra**

**Hongry *** touching *** while I ain't lookin**

*** ***!! NOOOOO!!

**snatching the nail polish from DOLLY**

You ain't supposed to drink that! And stop eating the got *** lipstick!

**thinking to myself, this *** really was raised by wolves**

**hearing the toilet flush, but no tissue in sight**

NO B!TCH! STOP WIPING YO *** WITH CHO HANDS!!!! Oh GAWD.....are you licking your FINGERS!!!

**kicking this hoe out my house**

@DP - Girl email me at my new addy.

minx_made@yahoo.com

I gotta set you straight on some things!

@official,stick to what u do best....and thats smokin weed in front of ur kid!

imdiog dayum!! i remember you telling me you have a fiancee.. WTF??

tiny

sometimes i wonder if i am on *** dudes dot.com oh my looks like Dolly's not the only *** in the house to day LOL!

aight she making me sleepy! where did errybody else go?

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**teaching DOLLY how to do her manicures, and wear the proper sized bra**

**Hongry *** touching *** while I ain't lookin**

*** ***!! NOOOOO!!

**snatching the nail polish from DOLLY**

You ain't supposed to drink that! And stop eating the got *** lipstick!

**thinking to myself, this *** really was raised by wolves**

**hearing the toilet flush, but no tissue in sight**

NO B!TCH! STOP WIPING YO *** WITH CHO HANDS!!!! Oh GAWD.....are you licking your FINGERS!!!

**kicking this hoe out my house**

-------------------------------------------------------------------------------- That *** was so *** whack!

polly stick to what you do best.. nothing!!

boy i love clowning you.. it's just soooooooo ez

@DOLLY - i tried to be nice, but yo *** ain't got no home training. Back to the crack house for you...I'll still stop by and share the word, maybe buy you a few clean articles of clothing, a sandwich, maybe some warm milk. I care about you girl. I just don't wanna see you ruin your life like this, but I can't let you come in my home and ruin mine too.

LOL MINX!!!!

@DOLLY - Will you be my friend??

@DOLLY - Can I sponsor you like one of those children from Somalia or South America??

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polly stick to what you do best.. nothing!!

boy i love clowning you.. it's just soooooooo ez

-------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Wow thats what u call clowning me? WTH!!!

blackrasp me too i was just drifting away.. next! polly is washed up, we done beat her down so long she cant come up with nothing..

minx - you got mail!

Kelly, WTF!!??!?! Nooooo!!!!! She just needs better marketing and the cover of a major magazine like Vibe, which she shoulda got over an overhyped Beyonce.

OFFICIAL THAT VACANCY WAS GOOD AS HELL WASNT IT!! I WAS HIGH TOO WHEN I SAW IT...SCARED THE *** OUTTA ME!!

@ offcial and C

Didn't you two read my disclaimer about not wanting people in our business? You two were supposed to skip over that comment. LMAO!!!

@ DaddiesPrincess - what the hell are you talkin' about? lol.

IMD MY BAD SWEETIE! HEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY! I DIDN'T HEAR YOU EARLIER! WHAT'S CRACKIN?

MINX WHAT UP MA? WHAT THE HELL GOIN ON UP IN HERE?

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@DOLLY - i tried to be nice, but yo *** ain't got no home training. Back to the crack house for you...I'll still stop by and share the word, maybe buy you a few clean articles of clothing, a sandwich, maybe some warm milk. I care about you girl. I just don't wanna see you ruin your life like this, but I can't let you come in my home and ruin mine too.

-------------------------------------------------------------------------------- *** u cant even afford cable,how u gon feed me?

polly no what i've been doing to you everyday you make your presence known on mto is clowning you.. come on now dont start getting selective amnesia!

IMd Oh wow, umm yeah for the meeting ofcourse...Okay keep going, I got one toe peeking in the entrance of our after 5 meeting.

c lolol Youre going to do what?

Official Ma we cool and all but naah he aint got no fiance cyber or otherwise. LOLOL dont cyber *** block muchas gracias my PR sista.

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polly no what i've been doing to you everyday you make your presence known on mto is clowning you.. come on now dont start getting selective amnesia!

I dont recall that!

Thanks almuffdog,

because of you it took only 8 comments for Beyonce's name to be brought up

imdiog i noticed the disclaimer i just bypassed it!! lol

tiny that was a good movie, *** i'm going to watch 1408..

*loggin off* these broke dirty *** is boring me!

Commerical Spokesman: For just one penny a day, you too can help a worthless, dirty, uneducated *** like little DOLLY.

**DOLLY staring at the camera, barefoot, with no *** on, and dookey stains on her skort. Rubbing her hands in her eyes and flies and gnats flying around her mouth**

Commerical Spokesman: Look at her? Doesn't she look helpless? She doesn't know what a bathtub looks like, she doesn't know what toilet tissue looks like, and she sure doesn't know what *** looks like. But what she does know is your contribution can help make her life better.

**COMMERICAL ENDS**

**Spokesman looking around and then turning the camera crew**

**yelling**

Get this stanky *** outta here! This don't make no *** sense! I *** be doing this for a 35 year old white dirty *** living offa Crenshaw who GOT a daddy that she ***! This is ridiculous! I can't do this *** no more!

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*loggin off* these broke dirty *** is boring me!

************************************************* One Pedigree commercial and now she is calling people broke now that's funny!

@ Hella

even if you are feeling lonely, it should never be so bad that you have to sing "Men at Large" songs. lol.

PrettyLatina

You know what,no need for further elaboration!!! LMAO!!!

PL perdona me. pero si dijo eso antes... pues mami do you!! LMAO

polly that's that *** term memory loss kicking in.. LMAO.. y[SPAM] but you know you did make me laugh for once in your life and that was when you was like "i'm blood" bbbwwwaaaaghhhahahah ahah that *** was hilarious! you said that *** like you been waiting for the right oppurtunity to reveal yourself and put fear in somebody and all you got was a hearty kneeslapping shoulder shaking, pee in panties type laugh from me!! thanks for that joke wanksta.. whoa i got tears in my eyes now..

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Thanks almuffdog,

because of you it took only 8 comments for Beyonce's name to be brought up ************

I was thinking the same thing! They hate her, and they get tired of her, but even in Non-Beyonce posts, they still manage to speak her name.

That's what I call undercover love!

polly you aint fooling nobody that old lady at the library just tapped your shoulders and let you know "times up"!! LMAO see ya when you get to the other library..

ya'll know she catches the city bus to cover all libraries in the area..

Where is LONNYDAN *** head ***?? At least that *** make the beef interesting....DOLLY so got *** used up.....dizzy ***.

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polly you aint fooling nobody that old lady at the library just tapped your shoulders and let you know "times up"!! LMAO see ya when you get to the other library..

ya'll know she catches the city bus to cover all libraries in the area.. **********

I know we be joking a lot, but for some reason, when I read this, I certainly believe it rings truth!!!

@ PL

(giving official the death stare while I'm pushing C out of the bathroom door. lol.)

we got people watching so we might have to forget about the after 5 meeting and have our own little or should I say big, private conference. lol.

official Estay bien ma, es todo en juego. :)

c Oh my bad. lol IMd just trying to get me to go to the meeting today. He is almost convincing me too. LOL

LMAO @minx.. dizzy ***!! LMAO!!

imdiog my bad.. i just wanna peek.. lol

@ minx

LMAO, Exactly!!

prettylatina

Oh Really??? LMAO!!! OK!!!

Hey Official. Hey Creme. Thanks for the ***!!!

What's up Dolly?

hey ReeRee!

IMD - It does not concern you

lmao at Minx commercial!!!

daddiesp girl there's pleny that are secretly in the SSS club. LOL

What up DP?

@ official

i already closed the door on you but don't think I don't see your eyeball through the keyhole. lol.

@ PL

Now that we are alone (looking back at official's eyeball) turn around and lay your back against my chest while I touch you right there. No, don't worry about that long thing that you feel along your back. We'll get to that later. lol.

hi ReeRee

@ DP - nah, I know it doesn't concern me. It still is funny though. lol.

IMD WELL, YOU KNOW....LMAO DON'T LIE, YOU KNOW THAT WAS THE ***!!!

Kelly betta wake up! She got the body white men LOVE. She need to get with a rich white guy and sit her azz down somewhere. Plastic surgery, this better not be true Ms. Kelly!

Hey Prettylatina!!! I don't want to interrupt you! You bout to get in some mess that I've been tryna get into for a minute now!!!

PL

there sure are all you have to do is read and you will know who the members are!

IMD- It's very funny I laugh about it all the time!

mzzlisha75, where did you get ur research, White Guy Magazine perhaps???

IMd Oh okay, so lets get this private meeting started. And yes we definitely have to get to that thing behind me. But we dont have to discuss it right now. What should be the priorities of this meeting today?

@ Hella

I'm not even lying. I am being straight up serious. I am listening to "Um Um Good", "I'm so Alone" and "Would You Like to Dance With Me" right now on my computer just because we talked about them. lol.

AND THE MTO AWARD FOR WHO CAN TYPE THE MOST SENTENCES WITHOUT ANY *** UPS GOES TOOOOOOOO.... *opening envelope*

ReeRee Oh no ma this is just ummm a meeting, thats all. IMd and I dont get down like that.

It doesn't sound like that to me ***pouting becuz i'm jealous***!!!

*slow dancing with IMD to I'm so alone* THANKS, I JUST WANTED A DANCE

REE REE *waving*

reeree hey ma

pl where ya'll going?? lol.. ok i'm leaving..*lookin over my shoulder*

**waiting in excitement and anticipation, but don't wanna look to anxious in case I don't win**

@ ReeRee

Nah, PL and I don't get down like this but she was a little tense about being left alone in the after 5 meeting yesterday and I just thought she needed to be put at ease. lol.

dp Its our Aquarius intuition, we got that ma. And yes u read and *** should be going off. LOLOL

AND THE MTO AWARD FOR THE MOST DISSES IN ONE BREATH GOES TOOOO.......

Hella Hey ma yeah I see u wanna slow dance with IMd and all but umm he's in a middle of a very important meeting with me so you might want to put that song on repeat till the meeting is adjurned. LOLOL

@minx

*** it YELLER! Just pass out the awards!!!

**looking around, making sure no heard me embarrassingly blurt that out as the suspense was building**

**slowly sinking into my seat**

Hey Hella!!!!

@IMD: But, I want to be put at "ease" if you know what I mean!!

@Hella: Am I going to win an award??????

@dolly

WHAT B!TCH?

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dp Its our Aquarius intuition, we got that ma. And yes u read and *** should be going off. LOLOL ************************************************* I love this girl!!!! * No homo*(got that from slimsista)

Dolly??? You're not going to say Hi to me?????

UHHH...I NEED SOME HELP CUZ I'M NOT THE ORIGINAL HOST, I'M FILLING IN AND OPENING ALL THE ENVELOPES AND READING THEM. CAN SOMEBODY HOST THE FIRST ANNUAL MTO OSCARS? I'M JUST BEING NOSY!

@minx,wow.....was that supposed to be funny,cause um....I didnt get it! @ official,what do u drive? Ur two feet?And pushing a yugo dont count!

HELLA

will you hurry up dammit!!!!!

ReeRee Umm BKR should be "popping" in soon, have him put u at ease. OK? IMd is going to be in a very looong meeting with me. Sorry got a lot to cover. (smile) LOL

@REEREE - Sorry. She's infatuated with me right now. She never knew she could fall in love with another woman.

**thumping DOLLY offa my sh1t**

@minx,***? Umm....I dont see yo mammy round here trick!

C'MON DOLLY, COME ON GIRL!!! C'MON. THAT'S A GOOD PUPPY!! SAY HI GIRL, C'MON, BARK!!! GOOD GIRL!!

I tried to be nice but you ignored me!!!

daddiesp I know ma, love u back! Aquarius love ofcourse *air kissed dp*

Got *** it HELLA!

PL COOL CUZ I GOTTA FIND THE HOST OF THE MTO AWARDS SHOW! RAIN CHECK FOR IMD

REE REE PROBABLY! I GOT ALL KIND OF CATEGORIES!

MINX *running offstage looking for a host* LOOK, COME ON UP AND HOST THIS ***! YOU KNOW FOLKS BETTER! I GOTCHA CATEGORIES FOR YA! COOL?

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@REEREE - Sorry. She's infatuated with me right now. She never knew she could fall in love with another woman.

**thumping DOLLY offa my sh1t**

If i was into women,I would *** wit u.....she would have to be a dime,and u dont fit in that category!

@DOLLY, so what library are you at now?

@PL: Damnit!!! ok. whatever. I'll let this important "meeting" pass!!!

Oh BKR!!! Where are youuuuuuuuuuuuu!!!!

STOP YELLING AT ME ***! YALL MAKING ME NERVOUS!

@ PL

I let ReeRee know that I was just trying to put you at ease. (making a mental note to put it in you with as much ease as I can later in the meeting. lol.)

Ok, where were we? Priorites? We need a checklist:

I am in attendance - check You are in attendance - check I still see official and now ReeRee's eyeball at the keyhole - check bubble bath is full - check massage oil is heated - check are you moist? - (I slide my finger down there) ***!!! Check Am I rock hard - (you stroke me, then grab the pen yourself) check

@minx,the one round tha corner from that shack u live in!

polly!! *** girl that bus got you over to the library really quick.. lol.. ha ha haaa i laugh at you! you're the joke of the year! i drive a car way better than chasing after the bus !

Dolly, you do realize you just said you "would" fu@*** with Minx, right????

You forgot the negative in that sentence!!!!!!!

@DOLLY - Girl quit lying. That's why you call me funny looking all the time. Cuz it's a strange entrancing feeling you get when you see me.....feels funny huh?

IMD: I know you not fixin ta do her right here while me and official are looking, are you???

@minx,u look like ur breath stink! @ReeRee *** ur ugly azz up.

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Dolly, you do realize you just said you "would" fu@*** with Minx, right????

You forgot the negative in that sentence!!!!!!! ************

What you reiterating that for? She knew and wrote exactly what she meant.

DOLLY, I'm flattered. Well, not really. Actually I'm a little disgusted, but umm, thanks......?

LOL @ dolly coming back for more!

polly that's that *** term memory loss kicking in.. LMAO.. y[SPAM] but you know you did make me laugh for once in your life and that was when you was like "i'm blood" bbbwwwaaaaghhhahahah ahah that *** was hilarious! you said that *** like you been waiting for the right oppurtunity to reveal yourself and put fear in somebody and all you got was a hearty kneeslapping shoulder shaking, pee in panties type laugh from me!! thanks for that joke wanksta.. whoa i got tears in my eyes now.. ***************************************

thought i'd repost this for ya just in case you didnt see it... i love clowning this ***.. she makes it all worth it..

@minx,I wouldnt dare wanna wake up next to you! AGGGHHHHHH.......no makup no weave.....yuk!

@official,ur not funny ***! u reposted to see if someone was gon laugh at ya whack azz.Go find ur baby daddy!

lmao @ official

dolly said she was BLOOD? the hell

Yaaaayyyy!! I got Dolly to bark!! Good Girl Dolly! Good Girl!!

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@minx,I wouldnt dare wanna wake up next to you! AGGGHHHHHH.......no makup no weave.....yuk! ************************************************

so, you've thought about it????

@DOLLY - Girl, be real with yo self.

@DP - Yeah, she suppose to be a blood banger.

@ ReeRee

I pushed official and C out of the meeting bathroom when they were trying to block. We can't help if you have congregated there to watch us with them. lol. I know one thing, no matter what, I'm not ending the meeting. We got things that need to get done.

@officialpignose,we'll see how funny *** is when u gotta walk round with a buck 50 on ya face for the rest of ya life!

umm whats a buck 50? anyone

minx - now that's comedy

Tiny

*** the *** up. you confusing kings dik with greasy asz craftys get your diks straight you angry black woman!!

and

King stop *** with tiny dam!!!

polly oh you were talking to me.. sowwy i'm in community news clowning another you!! LMAO.. ha ha haaaaaaaaaaaaaa i'm still laughing at you tho.. nice try.. try again.. maybe one day you'll get it right.. you get ate up everytime!

@REEREE - Yeah girl. Not only do wanna sleep with a woman, she wants one that she could wake up next to in the morning!

@DOLLY - Stop being so shy! Love yourself! Embrace yourself!

polly oh you were talking to me.. sowwy i'm in community news clowning another you!! LMAO.. ha ha haaaaaaaaaaaaaa i'm still laughing at you tho.. nice try.. try again.. maybe one day you'll get it right.. you get ate up everytime!

-------------------------------------------------------------------------------- who laughs at u......urself?

OK IMD!! I'M LEAVING!!! ****walking away crying cuz he broke my heart. i really thought i had a chance****

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@officialpignose,we'll see how funny *** is when u gotta walk round with a buck 50 on ya face for the rest of ya life!

********************************************* Huh??? I don't get it!!!!

***putting muzzle on Dolly's mouth because now she's barking too much!!***

;;

@ALLEGRIA - Girl, botf of them long gone...

DP some more wanksta talk and is it me or are her jokes very premature?? you know like high school ***.. get your grown woman clown suit on ***!!

@ALLEGRIA - Oooops, never mind.

@TINY - WTF was that?

@OFFICIAL - What's going on in the country?

lmao @ minx!!!

@tiny: Allegria is right!! you did get the *** confused! lol

@officialpignose,worry about who fathered ur child,cause u know u spic aint good for nothing but makin babies !

ALLEGRIA *** THE *** UP!!

OFFICIAL

1408 IS OFF THE CHAIN!! *** IS SCARY AZZ HELL!!! YOU GOTTA BE HIGH WHEN YOU WATCH!!

*** its like a Royal Rumble in here.

i leave for an hour and all hell breaks out.

@dolly: I's the baby's pappy!!! ***standing up***

lol @ official she is more like a special ed student running the hallways!

@ReeRee,I know u are u wanna be *** ***! Which one are you,the dude or the chick?

IMd Whoa!!! Thats waaay too much info for this meeting. Umm we need to *** the door and LOCK them all. Stick a sock on the keyhole(sorry Official, I know u like to look) closed the blinds and curtains. We will no longer be discussing this meeting. LOL

polly hold the *** are you really this dumb?? say it aint so.. "who laughs at you" that's what you asked me right.. uh nobody, we all laugh at you! you really *** have dropped outta school, young and dumb, it's just not a good look.

ps.. i see you still swallowing babies!! LMAO

keep trying!!

OFFICIAL

DON'T PAY DAT B*TCH "DOLLY THE DOG" NO FREAGGIN MIND - HE'S A TIRED ***, WHO STROLLS IN THE PARK AND GETS A$$ED *** BY THE FIRST "JOHN" HE RUNS INTO.

HE'S NOT EVEN FAB - HE DOESN'T OWN A PINK SASH LIKE I DO!!

LOLOLOLOL!

REEREE U *** THE *** UP TOO!! I DIDNT GET THEY DIKS CONFUSED!! I KNOW WHICH CRUSTY DIK I'M TALKING ABOUT!!

tiny oh you already know thats a given.. i'm be high high high!! lol.

HOle up, hole up.....

TINY and KING both left earlier at around the same time, and now they both back....

Did you two make-up??

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ALLEGRIA *** THE *** UP!!

OFFICIAL

1408 IS OFF THE CHAIN!! *** IS SCARY AZZ HELL!!! YOU GOTTA BE HIGH WHEN YOU WATCH!! *********************************************

YEA, 1408 WAS GOOD TINYTEXAS - R U GOIN TO SEE SAW IV? I KNOW I'M GON HAVE TO CLOSE MY EYES ON MOST PARTS - LOL

ROTFLMAO @killdanoise is that where i know this she-man from!! she-he was the one with fishnet stockings with the big holes in it and the heels that were leaning!!

ps.. did you check your email??

@DOLLY - this 30 minute library computer session is almost up. We'll holler at you after you catch that #72 bus and get to the other library.

minx

yes you caught us. i had to show her that she had mistaken on who's dyck she saw. then she wanted me to hit it and i ran out the back door.

OFFICIAL

LOL

YES "DOLLY THE DOG" IS A TIRED *** - HOLD ON CHECKIN EMAIL NOW.

i LOVE YOU TOO TTD!!!

Dolly, you want me to be *** so you can eat me up, I mean out!!! lol dumb ***.

Everybody. I gotta go!!! I'll holla next week.

Dolly, you can reply all you want, but I'm already logging off!!!

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HOle up, hole up.....

TINY and KING both left earlier at around the same time, and now they both back....

Did you two make-up??

************************************************* GIRL I HAVE SENSITIVE SKIN!! CANT *** WIT THE BUMPTY BUMP BUMPS!!

KILL

THEY SAY SAW AINT THAT GOOD....I'LL WAIT FOR THE DVD TO COME OUT!! 28 WEEKS LATER WAS REAL GOOD..HAVE YOU SEEN THAT!!

bye reeree

King (lets go to the back so you can thank me for clearing your dik picks up with crazy tiny from around the way..

Ree Ree tiny is dikconfused once she said greasy i knew which dik that was not that i seen a pic of craftys dik

King come on!!!! (running in the back stripping outta my clothes like the white kids on blue lagoon)

@minx I bet u dont even own a *** car,slutbag!

allegria

i'm right behind you girl. i'm going to bend you over the back table.

tinytitties you couldn't handle this. and i don't do cows. go find yourself a whiteboy for that.

She doesn't need surgery. She needs a new manager who isn't going to put her on the backburner while Beyonce drops song after song.

OFFICIAL

I GOT YOUR EMAIL - I'M GON CALL YOU *** - I SENT YOU AN EMAIL.

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@minx I bet u dont even own a *** car,slutbag! ***************

uuummm, yeah i do.

?

dolly

why you got so much hate in you? were you neglected as a child?

allegria she what dikconfused!!! LMAO!@!

@minx yeah right! what u drive.....um lemme guess.....a 1988 yugo?

*Bored Again*

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dolly

why you got so much hate in you? were you neglected as a child?

-------------------------------------------------------------------------------- hey queen!

TINYTEXAS...

SAW WASN'T GOOD? FOR REAL?! AWWW ***!!

i DIDN'T SEE 28 WEEKS - I'M GON CHECK IT OUT. WAS IS SCARY?

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dolly

why you got so much hate in you? were you neglected as a child?

-------------------------------------------------------------------------------- hey queen!

**********************************************

you got me good with that one

killdanoise i just checked it.. ok dont get all *** up and forget now.. lol

DaddiesPrincess

HEY SISTA, HONEY, SUGA PIE!!

WHATCHA DOIN THIS WEEKEND?

@DOLLY, ummm no, a 2004 Mitsubishi Galant.

@DP - **bored too**

KILL

IT WASNT SCARY SCARY..BUT IT WAS REAL GOOD!

KING

YOU DONT DO GIRLS EITHER..WITH YO DOWNLOW AZZ..*** OUTTA HERE WITH THAT IN THA CLOSET *** ***!!! YOU AINT FOOLING NOBODY!! WITH YOUR HERPES HAVING AZZ!! VALTREX.COM NICCA!

ok my E-fam...why in the hell are ya'll wasting your time on this undeserving, malnourished, unplanned, under-developed fetus who clearly has acceptance issues..This *** logs on with multiple screen names trying to find her identity...or the *** could be looking for her daddy..I dunno! either way SMELLY..oops I mean DOLLY, keep yo *** over on TMZ where the rest of the SED ( SEVERELY EMOTIONALLY DISTURBED) PEOPLE are

Killdanoise

Hey Honey I am going shopping and maybe i will go see why did i get married how about yourself?

OFFICIAL -

YOUR NUMBER IS STORED SEALED AND LOCKED AWAY IN MY BLACKBERRY. I'M GOIN TO CALL YOU FROM CHRISTOPHER STREET SO YOU CAN GET A SAMPLE OF WHAT GOES DOWN - IT'S HYSTERICAL!

I'M GLAD IT'S KIND OF NICE OUT. I CAN JUST WEAR MY PINK PASHIMA - OH! I BOUGHT THE PINK AND GOLD BOINGS FROM FOOTLOCKER JUST NOW!

I'M GOING TO CRUSH THE KIDS - I CAN'T WAIT!!

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Killdanoise

Hey Honey I am going shopping and maybe i will go see why did i get married how about yourself?

-------------------------------------------------------------------------------- OOOOHHH!! GOOD CHOICE! I HEARD THAT WAS EXCELLENT!

I'M GOIN TO CHRISTOPHER STREET TO HANG OUT WITH OLD FRIENDS AND HAVE THEM ADMIRE MY OUTFIT - AND OVER THE WEEKEND, I MAY GO SEE SAW IV

Killdanoise

my favorite restaurant is near christopher street it's called Mirchi delicious food!

LMAO @ tiny and Smachan

@smachan aka smashed can,mind yo bidnezz ho!

daddiesp and the rest of the ladies Did u go to that Wolf thread? DAYUUUUUUUUUUMMMM LOLOL

I'm back...

I see the fat, flat ***, knock kneeded, bald headed, big foot, stinky ***, bumpy face, crowded mouth, incredibile hulk looking *** is still talking ***!!!

hey did anybody see Why Did I get Married yet??

that was the best movie!! It had me crying and laughing my azz off! Everybody should see that movie!!!

WHY IS THIS SH!T SO WACK TODAY??

WHERE'S EVERYBODY AT??

I DONT THINK SAW IV IS GONNA BE GOOD CAUSE THE LAST ONE WASN'T THAT GREAT

PL

no but i am now......

*** a skunk p/ussy ho named Dolly!

blackraspberry

I HEARD!!! EVERYONE IS TELLING ME TO SEE IT. I MAY HAVE TO SEE THAT INSTEAD OF SAWIV

DADDIES PRINCESS

I HAVE TO TRY MIRCHI - WHAT TYPE OF FOOD?

LOL SMACHAN!!

C YOU ARE NOT THE FATHER

BKLYN YOU ARE NOT THE FATHER

CRAFTY YOU ARE NOT THE FATHER

KING AINT NO WAY YO *** AZZ CAN BE THE FATHER

BLACKDADDY YOU ARE NOT THE FATHER

SMD YOU ARE NOT THE FATHER!!!!

*dolly takes off running behind the set and dives on the floor then slides under the couch*

RED FLAG!!! Why would shw have to PAY for a consultation?? I'm not buying it.

Some Advice to Kelly Don't do it Kelly,look at what happen to Lil Kim and Vivica Fox,and lets not forget Michael Jackson. Instead of spending that money on adding parts that your DNA didn't give you do something u should have done a while ago fire your manager Mathew Knowles,who only works for Beyonce and think about strutting your stuff on a European fashion runaway.Think girl,think

Dolly yo daddy lied. Errrbody don't be on Weight Watchers by age 2

DOLLY

GO BACK INTO YOUR DOG HOUSE - *** TRICK!

OOOPS - MY BAD, YOU DON'T HAVE ONE. YOUR AN ABANDONED MUTT!

SHE NEEDS IT

smd

I'M WITH YOU!! IF YOUVE SEEN ONE SAW YOUVE SEEN EM ALL...AND IT IZ WACK *** HELL IN HERE

pl yes and ma that was mmmmmmm good!!

killdanoise you betta work it!

LMAO @smachan.. coming in drop kicking ***!

official I was speechless. Wow. lol

daddiesp yes and hurry back and report ur findings to me. LOLOL

blackrasp it was good.. did you see that thread about tyler perry here on mto today??

killdanoise thats a tought choice.. i havent watched saw 4 but i did watch why did i get married and it was really goood!

Killdanoise

It's Indian Food

blackraspberry - I am thinking about going to see why did i get married this weekend!

That Vacancy movie was real good!!!!

Killdanoise boo you gotta see that movie..it was awesome! it was the best Tyler Perry movie to me..I want to go back and see it thats how good it was...take your man to see it too..good relationship message in it!

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LOL SMACHAN!!

C YOU ARE NOT THE FATHER

BKLYN YOU ARE NOT THE FATHER

CRAFTY YOU ARE NOT THE FATHER

KING AINT NO WAY YO *** AZZ CAN BE THE FATHER

BLACKDADDY YOU ARE NOT THE FATHER

SMD YOU ARE NOT THE FATHER!!!!

*dolly takes off running behind the set and dives on the floor then slides under the couch* **********

LOL!

hey smd

LMAO @tiny

PrettyLatina

I saw it and lets just say he would have to call me Road Runner!

latina im still trippin off of it from earlier...def goin 2 smah somethin this evenin ...lol

tiny i *** lubb you ***.. i looked at my cell and busted out laughing.. you a *** beast!!

daddiesPri

girl did u see that montrosity of a dyck? oh hell naaaw, not this pretty petite. No ma'm.

Smachan Happy Belated Birthday girl. Sorry I missed your party yesterday!

ososexi you be killin me coming in just in the *** of time .. everytime somebody say *** you appear!~! LMAO

Ososexy OMG Im over here speechless clenching my *** legs together. LOLOL

DP &PL ya'll better stop.. my only thought was my oh my wouldnt i love to sit on that!! lol

official ahahaha! Oso got dickgaydar! It goes off when we say the word. LOLOL

DaddiesPrincess

Killdanoise

It's Indian Food *****************************

OOH, THAT'S CUTE! I'M GON TO CHECK IT OUT. THANKS

official You little freakazoid! lol I cant do it. LOL

HEY OFFICIAL BABY!

TINY I'M SO F UCKING BORED SEND YA GIRL DOLLY OVER HERE....MY *** NEED A GOOD LICKIN..LOL

@DP - Girl what the hell you eating Indian food for?

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That Vacancy movie was real good!!!!

Killdanoise boo you gotta see that movie..it was awesome! it was the best Tyler Perry movie to me..I want to go back and see it thats how good it was...take your man to see it too..good relationship message in it! *************************************

ALRIGHT, I'M SOLD!! I'M GOIN TO SEE IT TOMORROW. I'LL CATCH THE MATINEE.

Why the *** Scully left?

I'm taking my baby SMD to see it this weekend..i'm gonna give him some head in the back of the movies.....lol

ALL DAT DIET AND EXERCISE, WOW! DOWN DA DRAIN...I FEEL 4 PEOPLE LIKE DAT...LOOK AT JOAN RIVERS LOL, JANET AND MICHAEL (DO I NEED TO NAME MORE)? DA OLDER U GET, DA MORE U DROOP...

@BRASP - Be careful....he invited DOLLY skeezin *** to come suck his ***.....you might come up with oatmeal in your cheeks.

YALL IM BORED! WHY EVERYTIME SOMETHING CRUNK GO DOWN, IT GET LAME???

smd..

YOU DONT WANT THAT ACIDIC *** SLOB ON YOUR ***...YO *** GON DISENEGRATE!!! POOF!!!

LMAO @pl dickdar?? i guess.. LOL

LMAO @smd

killdanoise you wont regret it

Boo if you even let that *** breath on your ***...me and you gonna fight! lol

if you that bored just spit in her face..lol

THATS RIGHT BABY TREAT YA MAN...SHOW THESE GIRLS WHAT A REAL WOMEN DOES FOR HERS

pl remember the 3 r's relax relate release!!

LMAO

official LMAO "dikgaydar"...i would have to at least try that..*** it...just make sure i dont have 2 go 2 work *** the mornin...just in case he break somethin

latina im petite 2 but i love a big 1

prettylatina

I thought ya'll women like a man with some size down there. LOL!

BRASP

ME AND B.D. *** IN THE MOVIE THEATRE BEFORE!!! WE WERE ON THE LAST ROW AND IT WASNT THAT MANY PPL IN THERE... WE RAISED THE ARM REST UP AND WAS GOIN AT IT!!!!

(coming back in from outside with a switch bending tiny 6year old hieght asz over my knee) (smack) didnt i tell (smack smack) you to (smack) leave king (smack smack smack) the *** alone!! dam!! hard headed

king bend me over pleeeese proove to me youre not *** proove it to the world!!!!!!

official you know tiny aint seen a dik in a while she dont greasy from yummy!!

Dolly I will *** slap with a wet maxi pad ***..don't play with me with yo worthless ***!

i mean good 1 latina "dikgaydar" ROTFLMAO

lol @blackrasberry

pink she didnt have a choice.. library only lets you on for an hour.. noticed she came back at 2 and left at 3.. she'll be back when she gets to the library out west, she at the eastern branch right now!! lol

lol @ official you go right ahead you wont be able to sit or walk!

minx- It's my favorite food and it's delicious

you know I got you baby...its my treat this weekend..I want you to sit back and enjoy the ride...whatelse you wanna do its all good boo! lol

LMAO@ ALL OF YALL

BABY I WAS JUST PLAYING, YOU KNOW THIS THICK LONG *** IS YOURS...STOP PLAYING

ALRIGHT EVERYBODY - I'M OUT!! LEAVIN EARLY TODAY!!

OFFICIAL - I WILL CALL YOU *** PRETTYLATINA C BLACKRASP DADDIEPRINCESS TINYTEXAS.. PRETTYLATINA PINKLICI MINX

HAVE A GOOD WEEKEND!

HAVE A GOOD WEEKEND - I'M GOIN TO HURT EM' ***! *** IT!

*VOGUING OUT OF THE ROOM*

**KICK, POSE, LEAN, SPIN, POSE**

**POSE, POSE, POSE, SPLIT**

LOL@TTD....I did that s/hit once before too..riding *** in the back of the movie theatre like we the only ones in there...LOL

It was a nice rush.

LOL @ososexi.. have a *** on *** term disability!!

LMAO @allegria

lol @smachan.. dayum!!

Killdanoise - bye honey have a good weekend!

LMAO @killdanoise have fun boo!! kill'em out there

lol...bye killda

Tiny those are the best moments...*** in public...going in the bathroom *** in the stall, whereever..i love that ***!

Tiny you love the *** out your baby daddy! I know thats right!

BYE KILLDA - Upstage them *** then!!

official lol 2 me it would b worth it

*doin some stretchs at my desk*

NOT EVERYONE WANTS TO BE BEYONCE!!!!! IF THATS WHAT KELLY WANTS THEN SHE SHOULD GET IT. BUT NOTE: HAVING BIGGER BOOBS AND A BIGGER *** DOES NOT MAKE U A BETTER PERSON AT ALL. VERY SHALLOW

DP *** that i'll call outta work for a week!!

tinytexasdiamond

You are so spontaneous (spelling?) I find that to be so sexy about you LOL!

killdanoise1

Have a good weekend!

@DP I absolutely love indian food!! there is this place called Nawaab out here and their *** is off the chain

official I might have to take a crash course on Allegrias classes again. you know Im a flunky. LOLOL

Ososexy *** ma. After a 9 I dont want it, and even that's pushing it. lol I want to get up and walk again after ***. lol

daddiesp Im witcha ma, thats too much. *we are always there*

c We do but not no *** montrosity. LOL

I *** at Astroworld......at the movies....at the park....in the nasty store......in cars...trucks....a sail boat....in a Walgreens bathroom.....in the backyard....at work....in somebody else's office....and other thrilling places....

@TINY - Can you please gon' head and give C some??

Oh and in two of them vacant Royal Oaks estates when my ex boyfriend was doing security there....

Smachan I know I ain't come to your party but I apologized...you not accepting?

lol@minx

u *** on the moon too huh! lol

LMAo @ososexi

bye Killda!

@OFFICIAL..you know sometime the brooklyn come out in me and I gotta get grimey...(and that was nasty)

*** MINX...A WALGREENS BATHROOM...GHETTO ***!

Minx you a superfreak!

Okay, I need errrbody to throw up their "*** in weird places" list

LOL @prettylatina

WOW, anyway *** that *** *** clown LMAO!

minx-Mind yo bidness LMAO!!! I was just showin some love! LOL!

minx just say whereever your legs can come apart is where you ***! stank asz

Lol @minx.. well i think they should've asked where havent you ***!

lol @b-ras

PL better hurry, new semester starting soon!! lol

Pure Comedy

Killdanoise gonna tear it up this weekend...she/he got her new outfit too! you go gurl! lol

MINX YOU STOOOPID!!!!

PINK WASNT THAT THE BOMB??!!

BRASP..I DID LOVE THAT NICCA..

C YOU WANT SOME HEAD??

MY FANTASY IS *** IN THE RESTROOM ON A PLANE!!! IVE BEEN DYING TO JOIN THE MILE HIGH CLUB!!

*** U ALLEGRIA!!!

LOL@ALLEGRIA....this from the woman who *** Kingsolo in the back room of my reception after officiationg the wedding....LOL

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minx just say whereever your legs can come apart is where you ***! stank asz

************************************************** AMEN TO THAT!!!!

LMAO @allegria.. that was a hec of a list write then she came back with the ps. lol!!

movie theatre park office building back seat of a car rooftop

those are mine!! lol.. the wonder years... man i miss those days..

PINKLICI...I'M SORRY HUN!! I didnt' see that...you know all is forgiven...what the hell you been upto?

why is she doing it!!! shes sexy already :) but don't care if she does because BEYONCE AND MIHCELLE GOT THERE BODY'S DONE 2 ESPICALLY BEYONCE'S *** IF YOU CANT TELL YOUR WACK *** HELL

Pretty

you will have to pay again for a crash course

tiny i've been dreaming of joining the elite mile high club!!

IM BORED!!!!!!!! ITS LIKE, I FINALLY KEEP SCRAPING UP CHANGE TO GET SOME MORE MTO ROCKS, AND THE REGULAR LIL *** WITH THE GOOD *** GONE, SO I KEEP HAVING TO GET SOME ROCKS FROM THEY BACK UP. BUT THEY *** AIN'T AS GOOD AS THE OTHER ***, SO I KEEP WASTING MY MONEY ON THESE ROCKS, BUT I CANT GET THAT HIGH I WANT!!! YET, I KEEP COMING BACK FOR ME HOPING SOONER OR LATER ONE HIT WILL GET ME HIGH!!!

MTO IS CRACK FOR REAL...

then i watched snakes on a plane

my fantasy is I want to *** in the bathroom at work!!! in the mens bathroom! lol or in the coat closet! lol

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lol@minx

u *** on the moon too huh! lol **************************************************

BBBBBWWWWWWWWWWW[SPAM]AAAAAAAA[SPAM]HHH

and all my hopes and dreams of joining the mile high club went out the window

IVE *** IN THE PARKING GARAGE OF EDWARDS MOVIE THEATRE WAITING ON A MOVIE TO START..

I *** IN MY BACK YARD AT ***..MY B.D. BENT ME OVER ON THE PATIO CHAIR AND IT WAS ON...I KNOW SOMEBODY HEARD US...BROKE MY *** CHAIR TOO!

smachan i see!! lol.. it was nasty tho.. lol

question? I know yall seen this before...a dope fiend that be nodding i'm talking bout *** near hitting the ground but soon as they about to hit the ground they get up and start scratching! lol

OFFICIAL YOU IS ST[SPAM]OOOOPID!!!

SNAKES ON A *** *** PLANE!!!LOL

tiny is that why your neighbor is now blind as a bat??

c LMAO @ c. I already talked about what I prefer. lol

Official Yeah I might have to take it again, but im being charged, dont know.

Allegria For real? I got to pay for another crash course, thats messed up. :(

YALL LEAVE ME ALONE! IM NOT LIKE THAT FREAK ANYMORE! IN FACT, IM FAR FROM IT.

I DONT DO AANNNYYTHHHIINNGGGG ANYMORE. ITS LIKE I HAD MORE FUN WHEN I WAS YOUNG ENOUGH TO GIVE GROWN MEN CASES THAN I WAS WHEN I WAS FINALLY ABLE TO DO ***!

Yep, the weirdest place i've *** in in say the past two and a half years was in the back of this *** truck in the furniture store parking lot.

I THINK I'M FINSTA THROW UP....

LMFAO @ BRASP...

THAT WAS RADIATIONS HUSBAND!!

LOL@MINX

Smachan I'm bout ready to leave. Oh, and I don't remember seeing you at my wedding either missy...LOL

pink mind ya biddness thats all just mind ya bidness

official im not listing mine

LMAO @blackrasp right in the nick of time.. i'm sitting there waiting for this *** to hit the floor so i could die laughing and he jerks up right before he hits the ground!!

tiny LMAO!! that *** was *** up when they was in the bathroom them snakes were vicious!!