I don't believe it, Da Brat drinking rum???

1swt

now my asian *** can go back to sleep..hahah

dayum dabrat!!

Not again...Wonder if it was one of her exes???

5th

anything for attention

Guess her Testosterone levels got kinda high

WOW!! like this isn't the first time! She Gangsta like that!! LOL!

wow that waitress probably thought she was gonna have a good tip *** now she is really going to get a good tip....

LAWSUIT

how ignorant....

Da Brat go Hard Everyone knows this !

She just needs to come out of the closet with her old mannish a$$...How YOU doing?!

Never liked da brat. She cant rap, she dresses ugly, bad and lame personality, and just one hottttt mess. oh, and now she has added violent to her resume

MOVE OVER FOXY, HERE COMES ANOTHER ONE.LOL

If I was that lady , I would sue bratt and take everything down to the last rubberband that she uses to braid her hair with.

THAT WAS A COWARD MOVE ON HER PART! IF YOUR SOOOO BAD THEN FIGHT A *** STRAIT UP!

JD MIGHT GET SUED TO.

( if this story is true)

http://r.yuwie.com/blackdaddy1696

***...I WANNA SEE THE VIDEO....BUT SHE LIKE A BIG *** MAN....SO I WOULD *** WITH HER IF I WAS THAT WOMEN

WHAT'S WRONG WITH HER.

***!! Yall are quick, this is true though. But that was so uncalle for I'm sure the issue was not that serious

LMAO @ blackdaddy1696!!

locco!!

I guess she's mad because her career is over, she is a laughing stock always doing those stupid reality shows.

She is a cooch eating, HOODRAT!! Anyone that expected anything more from her is crazy. She has no class!!

She should be put in jail, it is not the girls fault that she is broke.

she should hook up with t-boz and chili and make some new joints.

I'm sure when she gets convicted of this she'll get a reality show when she gets out of jail. Lil Kim, Foxy Brown, all these has been rappers trying to revive there careers by going to jail.

LMAO ! !

"B/I/T/C/H IS YOU A WAITRESS CAUSE THAT S/H/I/T YOU GOT ON MAKE YOU LOOK LIKE A WAITRESS"- - in the voice of Gucci Mane

LMAOOOOOO FRANKWHITE THAT WAS PRICELESS

I LOVE ME SOME BRAT, SHE NEEDS TO TAKE THAT ENERGY AND MAKE A NEW ALBUM, WHAT HAPPENED TO HER SHOW ON VH1 BRUTALLY HONEST?? A MESS...

*** jd couldnt go bail her out lol

prettyvirgo85@aol.com

Da Brat is just that, a BRAT. I'm not surprised, this is not the first time.

She is TRUE THUG!!! So she thinks!!!!

YO HO-HO AND A BOTTLE OF RUM!

lmao

She's such a hoodrat I'm not surprised. She'll prolly beg J.D. for some bond money to get outta jail. I guess the only time she was a "lady" was for that final weigh-in on Celebrity Fat Club.

Good Mornin MTO friends ***' fam!

SHE'S A BIG BAD BOY!! WHAT DO YOU EXPECT?

GOOD MORNING DAAAARRRRLINGS!

Good Mornin MTO friends!!!!!

hey killda , e2m

how was ya halloween?

Whats the big deal about this story...

Breaking a bottle of rum over another womans head is just the way drunk *** introduce themselves to other ***...

Its like saying, hello, Im Da Brat, nice to meet you bytch...

If you dont believe me ask "STRONGBLACKWOMAN" and her buddy "OFFICIALBRONXITE"...thats how they get down.

STUPID GHETTO PEOPLE, ALWAYS F*CKING THINGS UP FOR EVERYONE ELSE. GO BACK TO THE HOOD AND STAY THERE.

Such a beautiful black woman. What has happened in her past to let her evolve into the angry, out of control person she is today. Abuse? Molestation? Broken home? Broken heart? Before the harsh criticism, could she be you?

plus shes on those steroids.

There is one thing I have to say, WHY IN THE HELL IS A GROWN AZZ WOAMAN STILL CALLING HER SELF THE B R A T.What the *** is up?? Is she still going through puberty? That *** up in her head looks a dammm mess,she need to grow the *** up and get a dammm life looking like gotdamm Raponzel.

Holy ***! Wonder how much of the story is missing. Getting a rum bottle breaking over your head is no joke. That can split your head wide open.........

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Whats the big deal about this story...

Breaking a bottle of rum over another womans head is just the way drunk *** introduce themselves to other ***...

Its like saying, hello, Im Da Brat, nice to meet you bytch...

If you dont believe me ask "STRONGBLACKWOMAN" and her buddy "OFFICIALBRONXITE"...thats how they get down.

************************************************** doh! cant wait for them to stroll up in here!!

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Whats the big deal about this story...

Breaking a bottle of rum over another womans head is just the way drunk *** introduce themselves to other ***...

Its like saying, hello, Im Da Brat, nice to meet you bytch...

If you dont believe me ask "STRONGBLACKWOMAN" and her buddy "OFFICIALBRONXITE"...thats how they get down.

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see what did I tell yal about those ***? they know everything about *** culture, they hate them CUZ THEY CAN'T BE WOMEN, SO CAN SOMEBODY PLEASE THROW THIS TRANNY AUNT TOM A WIG AND SOME FISH NET SO HE CAN *** THE HELL UP ALREADY!

*PREPARING FOR MINX AND SCARLETT BDAY PARTY*

HEY KILLDANOISE, now leave all gifts for them on this table over there why i get this bar set up for Hella Yella....

FIRST OF ALL STL:

ALL PEOPLE DO DUMB SH!T, NOT JUST BLACK PEOPLE!

SECONDLY: BRAT HAS NOT BEE ON ANYBODY'S CHART IN A LONG TIME. SHE GOT ON THAT CELEBRITY SHOW WITH ALL OF THOSE OTHER WASHED UP ENTERTAINERS AND TRIED TO GO HARD ON A GO GO FOR BEING THERE, WHEN SHE WAS THERE TOO. WTF WAS THAT ABOUT? SHE ALSO WAS ABOUT TO DEFEND HERSELF FROM THAT WRESTLER GUY, WITH 2 BOTTLES ON THE SHOW. SOMETHING ABOUT BOTTLES SHE CAN'T GET ENOUGH OF. JUST FIGHT B!TCH, ***! ALSO THE FACT THAT SHE'S ***, HAS LITTLE TO DO, WITH THE FACT THAT SHE'S JUST GHETTO AND VIOLENT.

LMA ALLL THE WAY OFF @ BLACKDADDY. FUNNY CAT.

what's going on with my black sistas? first naomi, then foxy, now da brat? if they ain't hitting with cell phones, they do it with bottles.

HEY FAM!!!!!!!

SCARLETT IS IN THE *** BUILDING!!!!!!

She looks like the old Busta Rhymes in drag

Brat needs to let go of that gangsta bytch *** - and take them *** braids out of her hair.

She's loud, obnoxious, knows your business, tells your business and then cusses your azz out, she's a mean old lady... but it's all about love, she's Miss Pearl

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My sister told me some years back that Da Brat was at a club in ATL, and pulled a gun out on her girlfriend...she has always been violent towards women...

WOW BRAT HOW IGNORANT AND STUPID OF YOU...YOU ARE A CELEBRITY FOR GOD'S SAKE....HOW CAN YOU BE HAVE LIKE DAT AND NEARLY KILL DA WOMAN...I HOPE U R SUED OUT OF UR ***

YA GIRL DA EAST COAST GOSSIPER GODDESSKEY

She know better!!

Now - can some1 say LAWSUIT!!!!

Now Fred for the past two days you have been getting some juicy stories, who did you fire?

Da Brat thinks she is a dude anyway. She is probably liking it in the county jail!! Dikes for days!!

HAPPY BDAY SCARLETT!!! SINCE U EARLY AND ALL LOL

if she was really gangsta she would have busted a bottle of henny over the *** head!!

oh AUNTTOMMY looking for attention from me today? you didnt get enough yesterday, you been dreaming about me havent ya?? come on it's ok you can tell me.. and you should know 1st hand how ***'s introduce themselves remember when you met your man ***!?? yeah remember how you both whipped your *** out and *** turned you over and *** you in the *** right then and there?? i know you dont think i believe that DL ***, you are a full blown ***! stop frontin it's ok it wont change how i feel about you!

THANK YOU SBW!!!!

I HAD TO LOG ON BEFORE I WENT TO THE BEAUTY SHOP LOL

OFFICIAL WHERE THE HELL U BEEN I HAD TO PUT THESE *** DECORATIONS UP BY MY *** SELF! AND WHAT DID U BRING? I HOPE U GOT AUNT TOM A *** SKIRT OR SOMETHING LOL

wassup allegria SBW scarlett (happy b-day) killdanoise (glad you could make it)

so what times the party??

SCARLETT GIRL LET ME PAY FOR THAT SINCE THIS IS YOUR DAY TODAY *handing scarlett $100 in monopoly money* WILL THAT DO? on the real i got a hair appt at 4 today girl its FAMU homecoming this weekend I wish u would have came down we would have *** balled!

She prolly grew up without a father.. Stank braud! So Funkdefied!!

official i think its at 11 eastern time and 10 central but i gotta leave at 11 i have a real company picnic to attend gotta go play nice with the *** aholes at my job lol

she used to be so pretty. probably hit the lady b/c she wasn't giving up her number. LOl

Hey Fam!

sbw i had to go by the dominican bakery and pick up the cake, i got AUNTTOMMY a skort you know he dont know how to sit like a lady yet, but we're working on that, oh and you should see the pink tube top i got him with glitter on the front it's to die for, he's gonna love it!! pass me them balloons over there, you set up the bar??

so what u got minx and scarlett? oh yal C bday was monday so we have to add him to the party line up

HOW IN THE HELL YOU GONE GET MAD ABOUT A TAB YOU OWE AFTER YOU DONE BEEN SITTING AT THE BAR STEADY ORDERING DRINKS AND WHEN IT'S TIME TO PAY THE PIPER YOU WANT TO GET MAD..... C'MON NOW DaBRAT OUGHT'A KNOW BETTER THEN BEING SO *** CHEAP LIKE THAT. THEN TOO, MAYBE THAT'S NOT THE REAL REASON THEY WAS ARGUING. THAT BAR MAID PROBABLY DIDN'T GIVE DaBRAT NO PLAY. AFTER ALL SHE IS ***.... AND YOU ARGUING OVER SOMETHING SO SMALL AS A TAB

Brat that better not have been Bacardi you smashed on that woman's head. Wasting good likka for a ***/hit beef

LMAO @sbw with the monopoly money!

THANK YOU OFFICAL

SBW...YES 100 IS FINE LOL...I WISH I COULD HAVE CAME DOWN THERE 2...HAVE FUN FOR ME!!

i got minx a pair of seven jeans... they are cute

i got scarlett the new jordans... i want to keep them for my self

and *** let me run to the mall and get C a gift card!

These rappers do whatever they do to copy what they see in movies....

She was replaying the scene from Goodfellas when the guy was asking Joe Pesci to pay his tab and he busted a wine bottle over his head...

Thats why these little boys(Da Brat included), like to call themselves "Gotti" "Murder Inc" Beansy Siegel"

and name themselves after Italian gangsters...

They're like little children and coons trying to be someone else...In this case these lost children want to be Italian mafia members and they believe everything they see in a movie to be how life actually is.

Uncle Tom why u gotta start s/hit early in the morning mayne. You're a friggin windbag. Always talking bout us not knowing how to act toward each other and then throwing deliberate insults to start a fight. You're about as mature as a *** chihuahua. Friggin hypocrite chi chi ***

great observation AUNTTOMMY!

LMAO!!

morning folks! happy born day Scarlett!

That's a dayum shame. Just pay the freakin' bar tab Brat! What - you broke? You supposed to be big money, just pay for it. It's just rum, hell! The waitress should've gotten gangsta right back: "Oh you wanna hit me over the head, huh? AND I'm bleeding too, oh b!tch!" Then hit Brat back with a chair!

HAHAHAHAHA!

Go Scar Scar! It's your birthday!

Am I late for the party?

*ehugs mzarrogance* glad u can make it to the party hun! today is Minx and Scarlett and C bday bash for the Scorpios! *notices she is empty handed* un un hun that aint go do u need to bring a bottle * closes door on her face* lol

yeah official the bar is ready everything is just put up those balloons and that's it!

SBW & OFFICIAL...who else birthday is it today? Hurry up and lemme know I gotta contact BLACKHONEY about boosting some gifts for me.

happy bday scarlett hey tanto

naw pinklici one bday girl is here dont know where the other one is at so it hasnt started yet....

All I have to say is she need to blend her foundation at her hairline.

thank you tanto, maarrogance, and pinklici

Happy Birt Day!(in my thumper from babmbi voice)

to all you people Ill be back with the gifts my gifts is the ***!!!!!!

Hold up SBW! This party is for the Scorpios? Did ya'll forget I'm November 16th? Then this is my party too!

***! Ya'll *** got me again. I'm bringing gifts and s/hit to my own *** party again!?!?!

lmao at pinklici, pinklici Minx bday is the 4th so we having it today cuz she isnt going to be logged on tomorrow, and C bday was monday he didnt even let anyone know!

*pinching the *** at allegria for being so absent minded* lol

Good morning all! I swear, I am really falling asleep over here! Got the coffee working overtime!

As far as Da Brat.....uh...not surprising in the least.

well pink we were going to throw u another party on your day u dont want that?

ehugs Minx *happy early bday*

Hey Minx...Happy Birthday Baybay!

lmao at pinklici!

Lol @ Frankwhite..............Thats definitely the Brat for ya!! Still love her...........

I know I don't always comment on the topic but I have to comment on this one:

Besides the obvious fact that a grown woman, and one that is supposedly high profile, hit another woman with a bottle of liquor is bad enough. Why would she cause strife, fight and have police in an establishment that a good friend, that she claims to have love for, and mentor of hers owns? That is disrespect on so many levels. JD better not have bailed her out of jail. lol.

Naw man, i may not be here on my birthday. I got a real live party on that day so I might be busy.

Morning everyone!!

HEY GANG!!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY SCARLETT!!!!

YA'LL TELL MINX HAPPY BIRTHDAY FOR ME..I CANT PLAY TODAY..THE HEAD OF THE KKK IS BACK AT WORK TODAY! TELL MINX THAT THAT BALENCIAGO BAG IS FROM ME! SCARLETT ENJOY THOSE ROCK & REPUBLIC JEANS I GOT YOU GIRL!!

I'LL BE DIPPING IN AND OUT!!

LOVE YA'LL

DID YALL READ YALL'S EMAIL FROM MINX?

LMAO @pinklici it's to early to celebrate yours! ha haaaaaa.. no i'm kidding your's is next week aight!

sbw oh no she didnt show up with out a gift..

hey mzarrogance how you girlfriend

whispering to SBW, she betta go to the likka sto or somethin!! lol

aight i finished putting up the balloons, somebody bring that cake from over there so i can sit it on the table here.. man this looks sooooo pretty.. thank sbw for helping with the decorations, oh and where's my tip jar i have to make sure its strategically placed!!

allegria i lubb your stinkin ***, heffa.. i hate you..

LMAO @ PINKLICI

HAPPY BIRFDAY TO MEEEEEE and SCARLETT and C!!!!

@ALLEGRIA _ What the hell you get me idiot?

firsssssssssssssssss sssttttttttttttttttt

yeah tiny i got it! i love that bag!

*handing minx $100 in monopoly money* here u go girl! your clubbin this weekend is on me!

*ehugs Mocha* glad u can make it to the party!!!!!

wow, this particular post is really live....i don't know any of you personally, but when i look at the blogs and comments on this site i see most of the same names all the time(usually insulting one another)but i guess it is what it is.da brat is ALWAYS gonna be this way, till she totally absorbs her final minutes of fame( JD and Lisaraye won't be able to help her anymore). well, i hope that although insults are thrown back and fourth between some of you, that we can continue to post and give opinions without seeing one another out in the street and fighting. maybe we need to throw one of those MTO annual *** or something (just a thought).

hey tiny!!! man you betta clothes-line glen close and have that *** sitting at her desk passed out be just like weekend at bernies!! lolol

minx happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you, happy birthday dear miiiinnnnxxx happy birthday to you!! i lubb you girl

I swear Im falling asleep every time I get ready to type something. This coffee ain't cutting it just yet!

yellowberry cute thought....

Ok, now we got that out of the way, I can get to my ***-out list.

What's good: Blackdaddy E2M prettylatina vanilla Killdanoise C BKR blackrasp tanto smurf (pour out some liqour for the lost ones) mzarrogance hella *** pink cream sbw official minx tiny (don't come in here fightin' today sucka. lol.) mabeline daddiesprincess allegria King Crafty Unc T SMD and saved Scarlett for last because it's ***'s birthday (Happy Birthday)

*** that was a long *** list. If I forgot someone, you can't blame me because I gave that a good try.

hey moch[SPAM]aaaaaa!!

THANK YOU TINY!!!

HAPPY BDAY TO ME, MINX, AND C!!!

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wow, this particular post is really live....i don't know any of you personally, but when i look at the blogs and comments on this site i see most of the same names all the time(usually insulting one another)but i guess it is what it is.da brat is ALWAYS gonna be this way, till she totally absorbs her final minutes of fame( JD and Lisaraye won't be able to help her anymore). well, i hope that although insults are thrown back and fourth between some of you, that we can continue to post and give opinions without seeing one another out in the street and fighting. maybe we need to throw one of those MTO annual *** or something (just a thought).

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LMAO @ OFFICIAL - WEEKEND AT BERNIES? ARE YOU *** SERIOUS?? LMAO!

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wow, this particular post is really live....i don't know any of you personally, but when i look at the blogs and comments on this site i see most of the same names all the time(usually insulting one another)but i guess it is what it is.da brat is ALWAYS gonna be this way, till she totally absorbs her final minutes of fame( JD and Lisaraye won't be able to help her anymore). well, i hope that although insults are thrown back and fourth between some of you, that we can continue to post and give opinions without seeing one another out in the street and fighting. maybe we need to throw one of those MTO annual *** or something (just a thought). **************

Three steps ahead of ya potna....now just post your comment (sans us) and keep it movin...

LMAO @imdiog.. i miss smurf too.. *pouring some likka outta my cup* i lubb her.. *sniffling trying to hold back tears**

@PINK - Where is ***?? I wanna see if he gon' upstage me on the outfits today!

oh and if any of you need to, just cut and paste my list and make adjustments as needed for future use :)

happy bday, too minx

hey tinytexas, mocha, sbw, allegria (dang it's a lot of yall!)

IMIDIOGI11: Minx bday is the 4th but this is her party and C party as well

Pinklici we will just throw u a party when it gets close to your bday cuz its just tacky to add u now lol and SBS dont roll like that, we may be cheap but we do it big for our sistas lol

lmao at imidiogi11, mzarrogance where is your bottle?

lol @SBW & minx

minx you remember how they had the *** on weekend at bernies!! ha ha haaaa that's how tiny need to do that *** at her job, put some sunglasses on that ***, nobody will know her eyes are closed cuz she got laid the *** out!! LMAO

that flagged post is hilarious!

*** Brat!!! I know all these celebs have all the bottles of liquor in their videos and when they go party they want it for free...home she meets a nice girl in her new cell; at least she can wait for her court date while courting a new love...lmao...hahahaha

hey Imdiogi11!

This gal mad lol............

@ SBW

y'all a little late on C's birthday. Stop trying to make up for it by adding his name on the honoree list. lol.

@ official

don't pour out all of the liks!!! lol. Tell smurf I said hi if e-mail her.

@ minx

happy birthday to you too

LMAO @SBW.. we sure do sista *trying to pass SBW the blunt but then i remember what happened at the wedding so i take it back*

lol @imdiog let me paste that to my word and create a new file and save it for future reference!!

mzarrogance!! *tapping my foot on the floor with a dutch on my ear and one hanging out my mouth waiting for my shoutout*

I rock rough and stuff wit my afro puffs, aaayyy! Brat lookin' more a more like Baby D!

"She babysit, sell dope, AND do hair out the same house! Police don't know when to kick the door in."

Minx iono where *** @. Last I heard from him he was gon' meet me at the party.

Don't worry girl, I don't think he'll miss your party.

lol @imdiog.. we dont want him to feel left out you know C is our cousin thriced removed!! [SPAM]l... man i'm high already!!

*running away from official* I TOLD YO *** I AINT *** WITH THE WEED! *shoulders start twitchin* SEE! LOL

IMIDIOGI11 HE DIDNT TELL US SO HOW THE HELL WERE WE SUPPOSE TO KNOW!

PINKLICI BOY DO I HAVE NEWS FOR U! I HAVE CAUGHT YOU BOO BOO IN THE ACT! BUT I AINT GO DISAPPOINT U ON SCARLETT AND MINX BDAY BASH SO I'LL WAIT TO TELL U LATER.....

SBW I was gonna bring a bottle of Barcardi but Da Brat took it and broke over some ***'s head. I only had enough money left over for this six pack of watermelon flavor wine-coolers.I hope that's aight.

ITS THE BRATT TAT TAT SHE MAKES UR NECK CRACK BACK OH I MEAN CRACKS UR HEAD ..I BET SHE WAS TRYING TO HOLLER AT THE GIRL AND SHE WASNT FEELING THE BRATS LIL GIRL HAIR AND TURNED HER DOWN AND B GOT TIGHT AND CRACK HER IN DA HEAD... I SOLVED THE CASE

copy and pasting Imd post: because I refuse to type all yall names...

Whats up everybody!!!!

What's good: Blackdaddy E2M prettylatina vanilla Killdanoise C BKR tanto smurf (pour out some liqour for the lost ones) mzarrogance hella *** pink cream sbw official minx tiny daddiesprincess allegria King Crafty Unc T SMD and saved Scarlett for last because it's ***'s birthday (Happy Birthday

LMAO @pink and SBW!

@ sbw - i am wired off this starbucks at the moment. i didn't expect a party. i'm walking around looking like a black micsha barton who eats with my thermals and uggs, lol. can you pour me a ***?

This girl has always been wild and will not hesitate to get into some *** with you - it doesn't matter who you are. Yes, I agree, one of these days Jermaine and her sister Lisa Raye won't be able to save that *** anymore.

SBW u best say it now while I'm still a lil sober so I don't make a drunken scene. Where u see *** @?

Morning MTO fam

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PINKLICI BOY DO I HAVE NEWS FOR U! I HAVE CAUGHT YOU BOO BOO IN THE ACT! BUT I AINT GO DISAPPOINT U ON SCARLETT AND MINX BDAY BASH SO I'LL WAIT TO TELL U LATER..... ********************************************** D-*** is a dirty dog when Pink ain't around.

lol @blackraspberry.. wassup yo

Official what's good B! What's cracking son! lol

Tanto whats up boo!

Pink

I wasn't the instigator today

@balckrasp,how u?

LMAO @ official. *** do you have enough dutches?! next time i have an exxxxxtttttteeeeennn ded vacation, imma call u up. j/*** Good Morning Official!!! *have a cookie?*

*** @king and SBW trying to blow *** spot up!

but i agree with pink give her the rundown, i want to know too!! lol

hold up where the hell is our bartendar!?? *** this i'm raiding the bar anybody want a drink advisory warning: my drinks will be very strong mostly liquor with a splash of soda or juice!

I see they used one of those pictures from a few years back when somebody came up with the bright idea to "dress her up" a little and put some makeup on her and a dress. Tha Brat hasn't worn full makeup like that in years. That hair looks like some "My Pony" type ***. MTO where did y'all dig that picture up from?!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY SCARLET AND MINX

Kingsolo u know sumthin I should know?

LOL @mzarrogance! *taking the cookie noticing it's chocolate chip*.. mmmmmmm my favorite thanks girl.. come on and join the party, here wanna hit this *trying to pass mzarrogance the blunt now, just trying to get somebody high today*!!

pinklici

i'm gonna let sbw spill the beans today. remember i'm the instigator.

I'm good tanto...whats been up wit you? I see you back in da house? where ur girl smurf at?

HEY IMD, KINGSOLO, AND BRASP...THANKS FOR THE BDAY WISHES

The Princess is Here!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Happy Birthday minx and Scarlett here take your gifts!

*hope they don't like them so i can keep them for myself*

Good Morning to all the people on IMD and blackraspberry's list

@ blackrasp

you wrong for that!!! You could have at least added my name to my ***-out list that used. lol.

@ SBW

***, maybe C only told us after 5 people. Since we didn't throw him a party then I guess this is a good thing. lol.

@ official

that's a distant *** cousin. lol. He is the son of a friend of your mom's best friend. You know the lady that you had to call Ti Ti whenever she came around. lol.

*Peekin head in for 2 seconds* I cannot believe u tramps come in here everyday and hog up the blog with ur imaginary weddings, parties,love affairs,etc....I mean really how old are u all? Y'all just got to much *** time on ur hands!I dont care if y'all respond because I wont be back in here till tomorrow! Silly ***

I'm from the 'A' and didnt hear about that. WOW. Da Brat was Mad ... Wow once again.

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I can't stand Uncle Tom. Stupid pompous know it all *** wipe.

Whoo, I feel better.

HEY DP...THANKS FOR THE BDAY WISHES

DOLLY...DON'T GO

BRAT: I'M ABOUT TO HEAD UP OUTTA HERE LUV... (WAITRESS HANDS THE TAB OVER TO BRAT) HOL UP...FO'FITTY?...HOE WHAT THE F*$# IS THIS?!...YA CALCULATIONS IS ALL F*$#ED UP!...ALL I BEEN SIPPIN ON WAS RUM *** COKE ALL ***! WAITRESS: BUT THAT GROUP OF LADIES THAT JUST LEFT THE BOOTH SAID THEIR DRINKS WERE ON YOU... BRAT: WHAT?!...THEM BROADS AIN'T WIT ME!...I AIN'T NO *** TRICK!...B*&%# I'M BOUT TO BUST YOU UPSIDE YA HEAD FOR (BRAT CRACKS WAITRESS UPSIDE HER HEAD WIT BOTTLE OF RUM)*** BEING A DUMBA**...DON'T ACT LIKE YOU DON'T KNOW WHO I AM! (BRAT REACHES IN HER POCKET, DROPS TWO BILLS ON THE BAR AND WALKS OFF WITH A LADY FRIEND)...B*&%# GOT THE NERVE TO CHARGE ME IN THE FIRST PLACE...THIS JD SH** AND I'M SO SO DEF! FRIEND: (LAUGHS)

JOKES! :D

Anybody who know anything about my man creeping better come correct. I'm not going at *** sideways no more just cause ya'll heffas heard some s/hit. If you know something I want proof. Cut and paste that *** lemme see. I got my blood pressure all up yesterday with Caramel talkin that mess and she couldn't prove a *** thang

HAPPY B-DAY MINX AND SCARLETT!!!

*** I wanna get high too..official pass me the blunt!

@blackrasp,I be in and out.I wont really be on in the mornings that much because Im switching *** so I can go to school in the mornings,starting next week.I've been good though

@blackrasp,smurf has a new boss so she cant log on anymore

@DOLLY - Don't you dare ruin my birthday today!!!!!

I wonder if it was the dark or light rum? Was it Jamaican Rum? Was it 150 proof? Where's the *** evidence? I need the *** evidence!!!

What's up eer'body!!

*** ya'll with yall *** out list cuz none of you put me on them!!

Happy Birthday to Minx, Scarlett, and C!!!

Here's a $500 Visa Gift Card for each of you!!!

Happy Bday

*sashaying thru the party noticing a *** roach with a name plat that reads DOLLY, squashes it with my heel* CAN ONE OF U GUYS CALL PEST CONTROL AND TAKE OUT THIS GARBAGE? THANKS!

OKAY GANG I WILL BE BACK LATER GOTTA GO AND UH PINKLICI JUST ASK *** WHAT I SEEN ON MYSPACE! SMOOCHES!!!!!

SIDENOTE: mzarrogance dont' smoke the weed its laced *shoulders twitching*

bye gang till later!

(walking in with 7 strippers 1 big mahoghany black fine *** wearing a cop suit 1 big strapping white boy wearing a suit 1 big fiiiine puerto rican wearing a red leather something 1 big vanilla brown *** wearing a cowboy hat and some assless chaps 1 busty charcoal hotttt black chick wearing a black leather s&m suit 1 red head white girl with a red cross uniform 1 latina (not pretty latina) looks like apalonia back in the day)

*Big *** boom box on my shoulder playing LUKES SCARRED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*

HEY REEREE...THANKS FOR THE GIFT!!!

oh pink i can though..... lol

ROTFLMAO AT ALLEGRIA BYE YAL!

Hey, its my b-day today as well!!!! One of the things I'm doing today is to have my tatoo reinked today (of course I have the lower back tat with a dragon) and tood the rest of the weed off. Do something special for yourselves, you really do deserve it!

Dolly if u can imagine you're human, then we can imagine whatever we want ***. Get the *** on!

By the way u look kinda good today girl. That new tent u wearing is a good fit. I can hardly see your hump.

@ALLEGRIA - Awwwww....you got some hoes just for me???!!!! **giving ALLEGRIA a big ol' ehug**

@PINK - Oh yeah! I saw that *** too!!!

**waving at BRASP** Hey gurl!!! Where you been?

@Pinklici: I don't know what he did but I e-dissed his little *** good last ***!!! You should go read them.

@SBW: What was up with "yellowberry's" post? That was pretty suspicious! I think its somebody we already know!!

and took the rest of the week off, is what i meant to say/key

ROTFLMAO AT PINKLICI GOOD ONE!

LOL @ Pink

HAPPY BDAY KYMELLE!!!

lol @ pink

HEY BLACKHONEY, girl come to the side lemme talk to you.

*what u got in that bag, u boost anything good I can give to these ladies for birthday gifts. I got 50 bucks.*

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Dolly if u can imagine you're human, then we can imagine whatever we want ***. Get the *** on!

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lmao!!!

@KYMELLE - Happy bday gurl!!!

@OFFICIAL - Pass KYMELLE the blunt

@KYMELLE - Girl come over here and get a drink. Our bartender running late again. She had to go and deebo a few of her hoes for not making enough money to make this the party of the century, but she'll be here soon.

@HELLAYELLA - GIRL LEAVE THEM HOES ALONE!!! THEY GON' END UP FILING A PROTECTIVE ORDER AGAINST YO ***.....I THINK ONE OF THEM HOES *** THE D.A.!

@strongfatazz,imagine urself cute and slim!

HAPPY BDAY KYMELLE! ALRGHT IM GOING TO LEAVE IN A SEC IM SCARED IM GOING TO MISS SOMETHING LOL

REE REE OF COURSE IT IS

YAL SEE THIS *** THEY TOOK THIS OFF THE HEADLINER!

LMAO @allegria and IMDIOG!

polly and i cant believe you come on here everyday just looking for us like a kid who wants to join in the game but know they're not wanted! and besides didnt i leave you in the car with the windows all the way up pet ***!! how'd you get out huh?? come'ere dont run from me heffa!

thats good Tanto..what u going to school for?

lol@allegria

standing up in the middle of the floor in front of the black built cop stripper!!! ..i'm a birthday girl too...dont you want to flip and dip me.lol just dont shake your *** in front of me...swing that *** baby! lol

@djjay that was funny.The brat is a trip. Since there is a party going on Happy B-day Minx, Scarlett, and C.. Yeah yall dont know me but I did interupt the party. Also mine is the 13th of nov.

@OFFICIAL - I showed Tiny them funny *** Weekend at Bernie's comments! She said:

HAHAHHAHA!!

TELL HER THAT’S WHY SHE’S MY MUH ***!!!! LOL

HELLA YELLA WILL BE RUNNING A LIL LATE TODAY...BUT SHE SENDS HER LUBB!!!

@pinklici,Imagine urself with hair instead of the crackhead onytail,that *** aint even a ponytail! Im out this time

LMAO @pinklici!!

Hey Dolly!!! What's up? How come you never talk to me? I'm your friend till the end Chucky!!

hey Minx boo! gurl i aint been nowhere foreal...just took yesterday off and chilled ya dig....Happy B-day boo!

ya'll know she ballin on a budget! aint made no money since god knows when

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she crazy

@BOYSHORTS - Scorpio kisses hun!

LMAO @ BLACKRASP. WITH THE COPY AND PASTE

HEY ERR'BODY AND LIKE BLACKRASP I REFUSE ALSO TO LIST YAR NAMES SO....

What's good: Blackdaddy E2M prettylatina vanilla Killdanoise C BKR tanto smurf (pour out some liqour for the lost ones) mzarrogance hella *** pink cream sbw official minx tiny daddiesprincess allegria King Crafty Unc T SMD and saved Scarlett for last because it's ***'s birthday (Happy Birthday

SORRY I JUST HAD TO DO IT!! THANKS IMD LOL!!

HAPPY B'DAY MINX AND SCARLETT...HAPPY BELATED B'DAY C..AND DON'T COME IN HERE WITH THEM *** APPLE MARTINI'S YOU HAD NEITHER!! LOL IT'S TIME TO MAN UP AND DRINK SOME HENNI SON!!

*IN MY SMOKEY VOICE*

I'MA GET YOU HIGH TODAY SON!!LOL

@Dolly: What's a "crackhead onytail"?

@ Blackdaddy1696 LMAO - "Last rubber band"

Uncle_Tom - I agree whats up with this worshiping of Italian Gangsters? Especially since the Movie "Scarface" why do we worship all the negative images?

*Don't all answer @ once*

hey Dolly do you want to be the bouncer for the party!!! big as you fat stinkin *** is...you can take on everybody...we'll pay you. you can have all the leftover food...lol

Thanks boyshorts

HEY GANG...I'M ABOUT TO LEAVE FOR A COUPLE OF HOURS...GOT TO GET MY HAIR DONE...KEEP THE PARTY GOING...I WILL BE BACK REAL SOON...LUBB YA'LL

@blackrasp,criminal justice. I want to be a parole officer for the juveniles.

Vanilla: What about me? I'm not in that wack *** list!!

awwwwwww minx! that's my *** dawg that tiny!'

lol @blackraspberry *jumping in between her and the stripper telling him* dont believe her i'm the birthday girl!!

aight i'm back at the bar *** the stripper got me sweatin!! who wants drinks!! holla at your girl

Thanks Vanilla

@Pink well gurl I got some gift cards and the new baby phat purse lol.

I'll have a drink Official!! Girl you know how I like mine!!!

***singing while dancing with the stripper***"Im in love wit a stripper!!!"

*** you Dolly I thought u left? Can't stay away can u ho?

Imagine this ***. Imagine that ***/ussy combo u got between your legs don't drip green pus all day errryday. If u imagine that real good u might could start to believe it and then maybe it will scab over and heal.

Now hop on your *** tractor trailor taxi and be gone. You six foot sideways freak show!

polly imagine yourself being a part of the SBS, bliss!

not happening ***!!

LMAO @REEREE.. here you go bottoms up!! *passes reeree her drink and *** of henny to take with me*

*** I need to steal me a stripper lol. *Looking hard at the mahoghany stripper*

@BLACKHONEY...I'll take it gurl. Here's the 50. Lemme just run and put this on the gift table. Thanks ma.

*sitting on the cowboys lap* woooo wooo party ova here...party ova here oye papi!!!!!!! is that all you boo??

@Pink anytime gurl just let me know. *Getting a drink lookin really hard at the mahoghany stripper*

Brat is too damned old for this foolishness. On top of that, the girl walked away, so Brat left herself open to a lawsuit. How stupid can you be? Brat is old enough to think before she acts. The incident was deaded when the girl walked away. So now she's gonna get sued and may spend time in jail. My people, my people!!

*** mto just moved this tread from the main one to a side one, they put up the bounty hunter thread as the main one.., mto sure know how to work it, they know that thread will get a lot of hits because the controversy of racism..

WTF am i talking about.. let me take another *** i'm high as *** babbling and ***.. oh *** gotta p!! lol

did i skip into an alternate universe, and didn't realise it??? i thought this was the main headline

*HAPPY BIRTHDAY MINX & SCARLETT*

GOOD MORNING MTO FAMILY... PINK REEREE BLACKHONEY OFFICIAL TANTO BLACKRASP & EVERYBODY ELSE IMD MZARROGANCE VANILLA SBW

Morning Cream gurl u got to look at the mahoghany stripper he fine lol. I just can't stop looking at his sexy ***.

Thanks Cream...i'm leaving for real this time...bye

Cream...hey ma

@BLACKHONEY...I WANNA SEE...WHERE HE AT???

waving my dollars in my hand..high as ***! hey officer friendly dont you want to lock me up!! I got my bail money right here sexy!!!!lol

tanto thats good boo...I wanted to do something in the legal field too like counsel at risk kids..something to help the kids...but *** I need help my *** self! lol

awww I'm sorry ReeRee but acutually blame Imd!! lol he's the ring leader that started the list! lol

*in my Nino Browns voice*

If I go down, I'm taking a whole lotta people with me! lollol

hey Tanto, that's a good field to start but also a scary one..one of my girlfriends is a probation officer and one is a corrections officer..They both be shook sometimes b/c when those juvies come home and see them on the street they get alot of threats! Be careful

THE BRAT IS AN ATTRACTIVE ***.

lol@official..naw *** move my birthday next month! lol

sup vanilla and cream!

hey cream!

mzarrogance they just switched it back up again.. i dunno whats going on at mto studios

wow, *** mto, you'll are fast

hey cream!

Let's rush and get this bytch in the system QUICK!

Man Mto p*ssin me off make up your mind I mean ***. Anyway come on Cream there he go by the table. I just can't stop looking at his sexy ***. Make a nigg* want to steal something, I need another drink. *goes to the bar and get another drink*

another pic huh MTO.Lay off the vodca today please or go get you some ***.

Why nobody tryna freak the white stripper? Hell, that white boy can get it.

Come sit on mama lap white boy? You want mama to buy u *** set?

Whadya mean what's a *** set? White folks don't wear *** sets? What the hell? Baby listen, it's a pair of fly *** with a top to match, some of them even come with a *** jacket and sneakers. You think u might like one of those boo? You'll look real good in it.

HEIGHT 6'3

NOW THATS A HUGE ________

She needs to be in jail where she can have all of the women she wants.

the white boy *** too little...I want the cowboy to take me for a ride on his horse....lol

LMAO @ BLACKHONEY!!!

DA BRAT IS HOOD....

HAPPY BDAY MINX AND SCARLETT AND C AND WHOEVER ELSE IN THE BDAY CLUB!!!!!

MORNING EVERYBODY....

LMAO@BLACKRASPBERRY. I feel you gurl thats why I didn't go over there lol.

*rolling up 4 blunts while the red head white girl dances in my face wit her flat ass*

dam i could have sworn i asked for a white girl with asz least she got a lil rythm.

official where she go (pointing my fingers at my eyes and back at her) wanna smoke? *** you know i lovves you (slapping her on the asz cuz im a lil drunk)

MTO you have gotten all of the ***'s commenting on this ***.lol Somebody getting ready to fight now and the eating coochie games are on.lollllll

was she wearing her hallowwen costume?

LOL @ PINK AND THE WHITE BOY!!!!

sorry y'all, i'm dippin in and out )of my own party!!!)

(with KING)

(and ***)

(and ALICIA KEYS)

I"M KIDDING! Gotta finish some things and tie some lose strings in order to be off with no problems tomorrow.

sorry to interrupt but this is a public service announcement:

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read this and go to the web site and print the petition *** sign it and mail it back!!

WE MUST PROTECT OUR CHILDREN, THEY ARE OUR FUTURE

I NEED LIKE 4 1/2 BLUNTS E-***-MMEDIATELY

aight now back to the party.. la la la.. where's my drink.. *looking at the strippers thang in that silk sock looking thing* DAYUM can i dance with you

@ALLEGRIA - **thinking to self** I knew that hoe had *** tendencies when she get drunk.

Still LOLing at the ***!

@HELLA - Where the *** you been? Got *** pouring up all the good *** for they drinks....these *** is wasting alcohol!

lol@blackhoney..gurl he start shaking that lil itsy bitsy spider in my face...i told his *** to move...i need the black stallion to swing that pipe in my face! lol

Hey Cream!! Thanks Vanilla!

this bi**h needs to grow up.

allegria!! i love you too *tears streaming down my face* i'm soooooooo sowwy! bwaaaahhhh *trying to suck it up be a man* lol.. here i have a dutch just for you oh and i stashed a bottle of that 99 bananas in my car you ready for ole times sake!! oh and good job with the strippers and who is that whitegirl chrissy!!

MINX

@HELLAYELLA - GIRL LEAVE THEM HOES ALONE!!! THEY GON' END UP FILING A PROTECTIVE ORDER AGAINST YO ***.....I THINK ONE OF THEM HOES *** THE D.A.! *********************************************** HAD TO GET THE BABY POWDER FOR MY HANDS ON THE HOS.....IM HERE NOW....DRANK ANYONE?

ummmm watching allegria over there spanking the white red head on the ***.....thinking to myself..and she had the nerve to say she wasn't ***!! pulling my camera out...let me take that pic so I can show her when she sober up! lol

LMAO@blackraspberry Gurl when I saw him I said hell no...Hella homie you made it I got the blunts if you got the weed..

How long is she going to keep that *** look?

She's loud, obnoxious, knows your business, tells your business and then cusses your azz out, she's a mean old lady... but it's all about love, she's Miss Pearl

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*thinking to myself* man that white girl is *** my high up with them freckles on her back and ***!!

(looking at minx think to self) why she looking at me like that, dam i get her some hos and she trying to figure me out, told that *** i dont do women

*holding up a 20* hey!! mr ocifer (a lil drunker now) mr ocifer i think i need a cavity search!!!!

@Blackhoney: Girl, what you doing? You ain't got to STEAL the rum. Girl, this is an open bar. Relax.

MINX MAN YOU WOULDN'T BELIEVE THE *** I HAD! IT AINT A GOOD DAY AT ALL. SO IM THE BARTENDER AND BOUNCER CUZ IM READY TO STAB AN INNOCENT BYSTANDER FJUST FOR THE HELL OF IT!

SOMEBODY PLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEAAAA ASSSSSSSEEEEEEEE PASS ME A BLUNT FOR I START BUSTING FOLKS IN THE HEAD WITH BOTTLES LIKE BRAT!

LMAO @blackraspberry.. i was just thinking the other *** who came up with the phrase "its not the size of the boat but the motion of the ocean"!! huh?? hell nah i need big and thick fill my *** all the way up!!

hella where the hell you been at *passing her the dutch* *** man they had me playing bartendar and half the likka gone.

man i need a another drink...this *** white boy keep trying to get me...Allegria *** wrong wit you...you know we like dark meat! *** you always trying to be versatile and ***! DARK MEAT *** DARK MEAT NEXT TIME! *** this white boy starting to stink! lol

"Ho, Ho Ho and a Bottle Of Rum"

Hella gurl heres a blunt*passes hella the blunt* Ree Ree this is my own bottle I bought it. LOL

official your freak ***....lol!

(looking at official crying -she is sooooo dramatic) (now im crying boooo hoooo) lets go get the bottle of 99 im bout to dismiss chrissy from the paaartay, *** coulda tanned or something!!!!

(looking for mu corona) (looking over at blackrasb) is that a camera

wow... mto removed my post cause i said the only way their getting video of this incident is if they steal it from another site. the truth will set you free mto.

lmao@blackraspberry see you got old white boy hooked lol.

blackhoney stop the nonsense girl i alway come with a box of duthces where the *** is the green at?? huh? i know you aint come up in hea thinking you was gonna smoke up all my *** .. ya lucky i like ya here *passes dutch already rolled up* you betta ask somebody!!

she must be broke or she would have never acted a fool about paying her tab

Official I didn't know lol I'm new I just have extra Sh*t on me lol. I don't have the green man.

OFFICIAL *hitting the blunt real, real, real, real, hard and long* GIRL, I GOT THIS *** NOW MA! GO SHAKE YA A$$ OR SOMETHING! *looking around the bar* *** WHAT HAPPENED TO THE TOP SHELF ***?! WHY YALL AINT GO AHEAD AND KILL THIS...WHAT THE HELL IS THIS*looking at cheap likka real crazy* ..LTD????!!!! LAST TWO DOLLARS?! YALL FOUL FOR HAVING THIS ON THE BAR!

Hey Everybody!!!!!!!

Who's drunk already? LOL

Okay cant stay but Happy Birthday to the Scorpios, Scarlett and Minx!

Official Save me some rum! LOL

***!! That's one messed up mug ***.

allegria what you crying for girl, we sisters! ok here we go tap that bottle, oh *** do you have a cup!

lol @blackrasp

*white stripper dancing like a rythmless epileptic but i'm too ashamed to tell him*

*** baby u been doing this a long time huh? Aight now boy, don't break nuthin!

Go white boy! Go white boy! Go white boy!

LMAO @jho.. i was thinking the same thing like mto is so stuuuuuupid they didnt even have to change that pic.. fred's an ***!

lol@blackhoney...yeah girl he keep following me....somebody get his ***...*** his thongs stuck up his *** and all he got in the front is a sak full of nuts...hell naw...lol

When is she going to change her name? Years ago when she was just starting out, the name was ok isn't she a little long in the teeth to still call herself DA BRAT.

LMAO @hella.. that's what happens when you put the pothead in charge of the bar.. sorry, dont blame me blame them!

PL i got you ma, you know that puerto rican rum with a splash of coke is how we roll!

lol @pinklici *walking by slappin the white boy in the *** then realizing he has no ***!*

blackhoney it's ok girl come'ere gimme a hug *grabbing blackhoney and hugging her all tight cuz i'm drunk, mumbling incoherent *** in her ear* aight ma!

Ya'll know that Ty crazy *** from (the bad girls club) was in DEKALB COUNTY JAIL LAST WEEK ALSO for punching some girl in the middle of the street at a *** club in atlanta...not sure which one tho! heard they both was lookin good! HA Bein ignorant! MTO can ya'll pleaseeee get a mugshot of Ty for me! I HAVE TO SEE THIS!

(wiping my face all embarrased) *Loud as hell standing on a chair* I dont know why im crying everyone!!!! Sometimes I just get emotional (starts singing whitney houston) i get sooo emotional baby everytime i think of youuuuuuuu (switching the song up) dam im *** up they wont let me out..they wont let me out, cuz im *** up (another song) who got the *** who got the *** blackberry, pinklic , ficialbronx W[SPAM]OOOOOOOOO!!!

Fugly *** ***

No wonder! Brat was high as a damed kite! By the looks of that photo, Brat was BLASTED!!

Alright, everybody! The parties been real!! I may come back later for the AfterParty!!!

Smooches!!

*smoking B Honey's blunt too* THANKS GURL! *pulling her to the side and whispering* YOU KNOW YOU CANT STEAL FROM YOUR OWN PEOPLE RIGHT? YOU AINT IN HERE STEALING NO LIKKA ARE YOU CUZ WE SHOL IS ***?

Why ain't nobody drankin the watermelon wine-coolers I brought.

Ya'll are an unappreciative bunch!

*** ya'll, white boy you want sum to drink baby. Try this. What chu mean what is it?

Allegria where u find this fool at? Work in a niteclub and never heard of a watermelon wine-cooler. The ***?

I still think she should join TLC. She could pick-up where left eye left off. They should at least do a couple of songs. I know I would listen.

What do y'all think???

WHO'S THE WHITE DUDE HAVING A SEIZURE OVER THERE?

@vanilla,hey lady! Yeah I feel you... my father dosent want me go through with it.

@ Official Gurl you holdin onto me a lil to tight...LOL. @BlackRaspberry man I'm sorry the white dude keep followin you lol. I'm bout to head to the car and get me some vodak and get fu*ked up real quick.*goes to the car*

WINE COOLER?! PINK, BRANG YO A$$ TO THE BAR AND GET SOME REAL LIKKA!

@ALLEGRIA - *** sit your confusely depressed *** down some *** where!

@BRASP - Girl leave white boy alone. He eat a mean ***!

Blackrasb

quit harrasing emislimjim hes the real slim shady (holding up a 5) real the real slim shady please stand up, come here baby i likes white strippers!!!!!!!!

(looking in the corner) What the *** i know the black S&M *** aint over there on the phone!!! hells naw (pushing the whitboy away walking to mona pieace ah) *** you better go take that shiny asz of yours somewhere and dance the *** is running late!

Hella how many times I got to say it I bought this *** drink lol. I won't steal from ya'll.

@PINK - Why the *** you bring them Dolla Sto' clearance *** wine coolers! *** taste like Wyler's koolaid with no suga!

@OFFICIAL - You mean to tell me you didn't bring the birthday girl her greatest gift?

**standing on top of the table and scooting the strippers out the way**

WHERE IN THE *** IS ALICIA KEYS *** IT! I THOUGHT SHE WAS GON BE MY CELEBRITY GUEST! HAD ME GETTING ALL EXTRA CUTE FOR NUFFIN!!

I still think she should join TLC. She could pick-up where left eye left off. They should at least do a couple of songs. I know I would listen.

What do y'all think???

**taking that leather whip and lasso-ing it around the black S&M ***'s throat**

GIVE ALLEGRIA HER *** MONEY WORTH!

**everybody looking at me crazy for *** near putting the *** to sleep**

"What?? Man, she like that ***!"

Minx you nasty when he eat yo ***!!!!

official WTF where the 99 at they got wirl irish rose at the bar!!!!

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I still think she should join TLC. She could pick-up where left eye left off. They should at least do a couple of songs. I know I would listen.

What do y'all think??? *********

Yeah, ***, yeah!! Got *** how many times you gon' ask that ***....

******HAPPY BIRTHDAY LADIES**********

CAN'T STAY FOR THE PARTY (even thuogh I was not e-invited)

since every woman loves to smell nice I'll just drop off these bottles of Imperial Majesty by Clive Christian

ENJOY!!!!

Aye I got some more drinks *Going to the bar and puts the drinks down* I can't fu*ks with these dollar cups. *Goes back to the car and bring in the dollar tea cup from McDonadl's* Now this is what u call a cup. *Fillin that *** all the way up to the top* Now where did that one stripper go.

@ALLEGRIA - He ain't eat me! I just heard he could do it. PINK drunk *** in the batfroom talking all her business, but ain't nobody in there listening. I just happen to pass by.

Ion know HOW in the *** she was able to get drunk off them diluted *** wine coolers...

B HONEY I WAS JUST MAKING SURE, YOU KNOW HOW YOU DO!

MINX COME GET YOUR PRESENT....

OFFICIAL ***! IMMA POTHEAD TOO!IF YOU WANNA HELP ME WITH THE BAR I THINK WE CAN GET THIS *** TOGETHER! BTW..WHO IN THE HELL IS THE WHITE DUDE?! HE THE WAITER?

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******HAPPY BIRTHDAY LADIES**********

CAN'T STAY FOR THE PARTY (even thuogh I was not e-invited)

since every woman loves to smell nice I'll just drop off these bottles of Imperial Majesty by Clive Christian

ENJOY!!!! *****************

Now THATS what the *** I'm talking about. Don't come in this *** empty handed, whether you was invited or not.

*** you alright wit me!!!

Hey, can I join in the party, I can bring the *** glasses and the 1800!!!!

@HELLA - Where's my present??

**thinking to self**

minx come on now you know i have the all star line up on my roster.. alicia fleas will be here ***!

LMAO @allegria.. here man hit this blunt,, i have the giggles

blackhoney sorry chile, *spitting you hair out my mouth* aight girl, i'm drunk.. *buuuurrrrp* oooh excuse me..

pink pass me a vine coola.. *takes a sip* mmmmm this tastes like arizona!!

She looks like she messed up her lipstick while eating some bad cooch. Her lips look sore! Ewwwwwwwww. Yuck.

Awww ***, who in the *** said Wild Irish Rose....man I used to go HARD on that grape *** when i was 16...

Ninja

I think you should throw a smoke bomb to the ground and disappear!!

Minx you dont have to check that *** for me, its your party...let me check her (pinching the strippers nipples) got to work ***!!!!

Minx I will ask till I get a response. You do not own this website. I can post whatever I want.

Man what the *** them strippers doing? They think it's a *** family reunion or some ***. Why they all congregatin in a circle in the kitchen with one arm folded to they chest and a plastic cup in the other, gigglin and grinning and ***???

@ALLEGRIA - Where you get these *** from?

LMAO @minx lolololololololol.. i wasnt even gonna answer that one!

allegria *** girl i got the bottle right hea *passes you the bottle* lemme run to the bar and grab some cups!

lol @blackhoney

I should call Immigration and make your azz disappear.

ninja *** the *** up *** you wanted some attention now you got it ***..

WHATS UP YALL!! DID I MISS THE PARTY??

OH WELL I GUESS I'LL TAKE THIS POUND OF GREEN BACK TO THE HOUSE WITH ME

@NINJA - I answered your question truthfully you lil naggy ***! The other part was a joke! Man, I'm so sick of you sensitive *** ***!

What the *** you got in yo draws, a sugar bowl?

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WHATS UP YALL!! DID I MISS THE PARTY??

OH WELL I GUESS I'LL TAKE THIS POUND OF GREEN BACK TO THE HOUSE WITH ME ***********

watch ALLEGRIA, OFFICIAL, and HELLA start geeking and running towards you now....

HEY 215GIRL! Where you been??!

here we go. there always an ***-hole looking for us to get in they ***. .. so tell me ninja which one are you leonardo, donatello, or michaelangelo!?? oh no you're splinter!!

pulling allegria off the chair..*** get down..you dont need no more ***...here white boy..put your nuts on her chin..I be back...lol

following Black Honey to the car...shid I'm going wit you! stumbling down the steps....pull me a cup of that *** gurl..lol

SMD heeelllllllllllllss nah.. come'ere the party is just beginning!!

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Minx I will ask till I get a response. You do not own this website. I can post whatever I want.

********************************************* (needle scratchs on the record dead silence)

Ninja bounce *** and who you calling immigration on?

Minx where my strippers at!!!!!!!

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LMAO @minx lolololololololol.. i wasnt even gonna answer that one! **********

What chu talking bout? Ninja ol' sour *** ***?

all high and drunk..speech slurring..jumping on SMD back.. *** you aint going no where...where the *** you been at? lol

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I should call Immigration and make your azz disappear.

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WTF?? who in here a illegal alien?? and since when do *** have all this power and clout on the internet, talking about making people disappear *** your name better be ninjawhodini!!

MINX...just make sure Scarlett gets her bottle

this aint no Avon type ***...lol

minx yeah cuz you was like yeah man *** how many times you gonna ask!!

LMAO @allegria.. it sure got mighty quiet in here

LOL @ BRASP

@DAP - Oh 4 sho! LOL

@HELLA - Where in the HELLA you at?

THIS PARTY BORING THEN E ***! LOL

@ALLEGRIA - They fellowshipping in the kitchen. Get them 5th and vernon street *** outta here...they ain't tryna make no money.

hey dap!!

minx.. did you see my answer to your question regarding alicia keys?? scroll up ha ha haaaaa!!

MINX SINCE THIS PARTY IS FOR YOU THE FIRST L I ROLL UP IS FOR YOU TO SMOKE TO THE FACE

OFFICIAL I KNEW YOUR POT HEAD *** WOULDN'T TURN ME AWAY...LOL

*** BABY YOU ALL STUMBLING, YELLING IN MY EAR, PULLING ON MY CLOTHES, I DONT KNOW WHY BUT IT'S TURNING ME ON

yeah minx it is..the strippers starting to shake and pop lock and drop it and that aint my type of party!!! I dont like a man to shake his *** around me..so therefore me and my boo gonna take that pound back to the house and have our own party!!!lol

SMD AY AY AY AY! DONT YOU *** MOVE DAWG! COME ON IN SWEETIE! I GOT A NICE PLACE FOR YOU TO SIT RIGHT AT THE BAR! *whispering* YOU NEED HELP ROLLING THAT *** CUZ I CAN DO THE BAR, BE A BOUNCER, AND ROLL BLUNTS! IM A MULTI TALENTED BYTCH!

MINX OK, SINCE MY *** WAS *** UP, I WASN'T ABLE TO GET TOO CREATIVE, BUT I GOT THIS COACH BAG OR THIS DOONEY AND BURKE TOTE, WHICH ONE?

@BlackRaspberry gurl here I got another dollar Tea cup...Yo I got the sexy mahoghany stripper. I put some sh*t in his drink now he all fu*ked up. Yo I need another stripper ASAP.

YO can I get some of that pound??? I mean nigg* I shared my dollar tea cup I don't do that with everybody. lol

(in the kitchen strippers sitting they neked aszs on the counter) *walking around with the whip*

yall *** is gonna make me flip in here *hickup* you busta *** are supposed to be shaking you asss, diks,titties and pusys until i say so! *hickup* I paid for yall *** and you are M.I.***.E.S. even you ol pale asz freckled *** now get out there and *hickup* dont stop girating until the last drunk *** walks out the door!!!!!!

MTO is playing games this morning, y'all.

I got off then got back on to find a whole nother headline about some "Dog The Bounty Hunter". It's turned into a whole black / white thing. Needless to say when I clicked on the "Home" button, this headline popped back up. They've got two different headlines going on.

That's where your "blackdaddy1696" is now.

@OFFICIAL - YEah, I saw that ***. What the hell do "ALICIA FLEAS" mean?? You wanna get cut?

@HELLA _ Ummmmm, I'll take the tote. Looks nice when I'm carrying my files around. Thanks.

@SMD - Now BRASP wanna be all lovie dovie and ***. I say when you take her to the house, make sure you put it on her extra rough...let her know you don't be playin that ***. I bet you if you hit it right, she gon' keep her *** in line!

ROTFLMAO @allegria

SMD LMAO.. you know i go where the weed is! stop that b-ras is here today.. although she was all up on that stripper over there.. no not that one silly that one *pointing to the big black stripper with the silk sock on his big thang* yeah handle your bidness, pass me that l 1st tho!''

LMAO @hella!! jack of all trades huh??

wassup official..can't stick around but I got that sticky we burned toghter at the reception...I'm leaving you this fat sack cause I gotta get some work done today

(dont smoke this *** with errybody)

oh *** ya'll

soulja boy up in this sunthin, sunthin sunthing

y[SPAM]oooouuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu uuuu

supaman that hoooooooo, now watch me y[SPAM]ooouuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu u

hey allegria get them strippers to do the supaman!!

When is this "woman" going to grow up???? just pitiful

ITS WILD AS HELL TO SIT BACK AND SEE HOW BLACK FOLKS INTERACT WITH EACH OTHER ONLINE THATS WHY THIS COUNTRY WILL NEVER ALLOW A BLACK TO BECOME PRESIDENT, SORRY OBAMA' WE BEEN IN THIS COUNTRY LONGER THAN ALL OTHER PEOPLE OF COLOR LESS THE WHITES AND YET THEY OWN BUSINESSES AND WE BUY FROM THEM, GUESS THATS ALL WE GOOD FOR. (MTO) KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK WITH THESE KINDS OF STORIES ITS WHAT OUR PEOPLE CLING TO THE BEST NEG'TIVE STUFF ABOUT EACH OTHER.

SMD

wuuuz up ***!!!!! (hanging on his shoulder pulling his *** down) *** smoke something got some hos dancing round here for ya booyyyeeeeeee its some wild irish rose at the bar!!!

official that *** got cricket chirp quiet(yelling over the music) minx & them party wack as hell(music stopped while im saying this)

NAW MINX! DON'T BE UPSET ABOUT THE TOTE! LOOK IN IT GURL! YOU THANK I'M JUST COMIN WITH A PURSE AND TOTE? GURL IF YOU DON'T GET YOUR DOLCE AND GABANA PERFUME, 8 DAY 7 *** HAWAIIAN (ALL EXPENSE PAID) GETAWAY FOR 4, AND YOUR SPENDING MONEY FOR THE TRIP (5 G'S) OUTTA THAT TOTE, IMA GET A LIL OFFENDED! THE PURSE HAD A SPECIAL GIFT INSIDE TOO, SO EITHER WAY, YOU WAS GON BE GOOD!

Hey SMD

OFFICIAL YOU KNOW IT! LMAO

AIGHT YALL! ILL BE BACK! GOING TO CHECK ON THEM HOS CUZ MINX GIFT BROKE ME!

I can't believe my baby missed this party. We coulda taken that White Girl stripper back to the treehouse with us and do that thang we been talkin about...LOL

*Trying to do the soulja boy with officical* Youuuuuuuuuuu. I need to refill my *** cup, This makes no *** sense. I know I *** have put that much sh*t in the mahoghany stripper drink. Nigg* passed out and sh*t.

What Up My MTO Family, OBX, Mocha, Pinklici, DJ, SBW, Scarlett, PrettyLatina Cream6969, Mabeline, E2M, DP, B-Ras, Standard, , Smitty, TinyTEXAS OsoSEXI, IMD,allegriaymaria, SAPHIRE, tanto, BKR, ReeRee, JustHangingOut, Hella Yella, Smurf, BD, Crafty!

dap you aint got to tell me twice!! *stashing bag in my pocket* thanks homie!

minx i'm just kidding girl!! *laughing nervously*

I'm saying tho, if someone comes at you respectively how can you come at them all greasy. I think some of you females are just *** cause you ain't had no real d*ck in a loooong time. Or *** or whatever you prefer.

LOL @ PINK!!

@HELLA _ THANK YOU GURL!!! **Giving her a big ol' ehug** YOU MY BEST EFRIEND!!!

@ALLEGRIA - *** you ain't neva lied....that's cuz not too many people could make it. We had to change it at the last minute....but at least you effortless hoes tried....

**yall already know im finna start whining and pouting**

lol@all yall...yall stoopid!

i'm laughing all in my boo ear..got my tongue licking on his ear lobes....pulling on his zipper...boo you know when i get drunk and high i get real ***....that liquor do something to my mouth...it makes me wanna suck you under the table..pulling him by his belt buckle come on take me home....i wanna go lay down. lol

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What Up My MTO Family, OBX, Mocha, Pinklici, DJ, SBW, Scarlett, PrettyLatina Cream6969, Mabeline, E2M, DP, B-Ras, Standard, , Smitty, TinyTEXAS OsoSEXI, IMD,allegriaymaria, SAPHIRE, tanto, BKR, ReeRee, JustHangingOut, Hella Yella, Smurf, BD, Crafty! ***********

Oh hell nawl ***....I know you ain't forget the bday girl??!?!

@NINJA - *** cut out all the explanations. I just answered your question and made a lil jokey joke. You the one got all teary eyed about the ***. It's not that big of a deal to even go back and forth about it.

Either get you a drink from the bar and chill for a minute, or go head and leave, cuz this party already wack as hell....you killing the lil vibe that's left!

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official that *** got cricket chirp quiet(yelling over the music) minx & them party wack as hell(music stopped while im saying this) ******************************************

ROTFLMAO!!

allegria *laughing* yeah this *** is type wack, why is everybody looking at us like that?? and the *** turned the music off.. allegria if we make a run for it now they wont catch us!!

*slurring* WHO DON DRANG THE LAS' MUFUGGIN WINE COOLER!?!

*swaying dangerously* NAW! NAW! *** THA', I AIN GONNA STAY QUIET ABOUT THIS SHID, ERRRRRBODY KNO *hiccup*, ERRRRBODY KNO THAS MY FAVORITE MUFUGGIN FLAVOR.

*walking over to the bar mumbling* GREEDY SONSABISHES, IF IT TASTE SO FUGGIN BAD THEN WHY IS YOU FUGGAS DOGGIN FOR *hiccup* HUH?

Oh *** My Bad, Happy B'Day Minx! *** MAN, ITS TOO MANY *** TO REMEMBER LMAO!

lol Minx

I'm chugging.

Happy B'Day To Scarlett Too!!!

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I'm saying tho, if someone comes at you respectively how can you come at them all greasy. I think some of you females are just *** cause you ain't had no real d*ck in a loooong time. Or *** or whatever you prefer. *********************************************** you *** up when you kept asking that *** and no one was responding to you,.obviously we were too busy to care!!! everyone knows not to interrupt an SBS party cuz an SBS party dont stop...now go somwhere and dont worry about our *** lives cuz your lil dik aint doing *** for noooobody this way.. (turning around) YOOOOOOOOUUUUULLLLLL LLLLLLL nope you cant do it like me man that dance wa uughllyy!!!!!!

this is my party *** ***. cheers.

taking my drink and throwing it in Ninja face....boy/girl whatever u are get the *** outta here!!!

Hey C.....hey, hey C *spitting*. Hey C, habby birday baby! Why u walking away mayne I jus wan wi....wich you...hee hee, sorry, I mean WISH you all the best lil bro.

Yo Minx I got that present you wanted yesterday. I'm gonna go back to the bar and get some more drinks.

@BlackRaspberry Gurl I hope that drink was one of pinks wine coolers. That drink wasn't cheap, I actually paid for them *** drinks.

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they looking at us cuz i we looking gooooooood *hickup* oh *** i think im sick (running behind the bar)

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you guys have got to read this.. omg!

lol@pink

diggin in the cooler (found the last cooler for pink) girl dont nobody drink no *** wine coolers....not me anyway...that *** make me want to go to bed!!! give me that hard ***...some brown or that white! lol

AWWWW SH!T!!!! BLACKHONEY GOT MY LACEFRONT FOR MY BIRTHDAY!!!!!

IM DEFINITELY FINNA UPSTAGE YOU B!TCHES AND GET MY BEYONCE ON NOW HOES!!!!!!!!! LOL

I GOTTA RUN TO THE LIQUOR STORE I LEFT THE WEED ON THE BAR SO HAVE SOME L'S ROLLED UP BY THE TIME I GET BACK. IT'S TOO MANY *** SHAKING THEY *** FOR ME RIGHT NOW.

WHAT'S GOOD PINK,C, AND HELLA

laughing loud...walking over to blackhoney..*** that was a cup of remy I had...that *** aint cheap either but he was irritating me so I just threw it in his face....holding on blackhoney shoulder gurl my feet hurt like *** in these boots...i'm about to take these *** off and walk bare foot! lol

(coming from behind the bar looking at ninja up and down, wiping my mouth) (looking at blackrasb) thats *** up black!!

emislim go back and dance with blackrasberry thats her punshment (dj puts on def leopards pour some sugar on me)

(Comin thru the door late) copied from imd earlier post

WHAT UP

E2M prettylatina vanilla Killdanoise C BKR tanto smurf (pour out some liqour for the lost ones) mzarrogance hella *** pink cream sbw official minx tiny daddiesprincess allegria King Crafty

HAPPY B DAY TO MINX & SCARLET

IM OVER E BEEFING WITH SOME B!TCH *** WHITE BOY NAME SIR.LOL

BRB

Taking a the biggest bottle I can find and hitting blackrasberry in the head with it. *** i can see the white meat. oops.

*** women are known to be violent..this aint no surprise. Their is nothing feminine about her except the fact she has a p*zzy...but act as if she has a d^ck..like lot of these b^tches I here in this blog *cough* pinklici, strongblackman, minx, manchildmariaalleyma n, officalman, and a host of others...ya,ll broke ***^gga'z aint got nothing to spend on each other..stop fronting on a website lame ducks.

lol @b-ras

allegria they cant stunt like us.. *doing the crip walk*

LMAO

hi!

why brat why???????

*At the bar still getting drunk* yelling in slow motion blackraspberry look out

***?? is that you under that dress! girl you look nice *LMAO cuz he look a hot *** mess* *** the *** up nut ***! go wash the come out your *** matter a fact here take this bottle of summers eve mediacated douche and go flush that *** out your ***, and heres a new thong ***!!

Idiots like this never learn.

LMAO @blackdaddy wassup yo

and hey C, i seen you *** out earlier

getting up digging in my purse and pulling out my gun and *** ninja slam in the head! pow pow pow....*** i'm the last *** you gonna hit in the head!!! somebody call the ambulance..I just killed that ***! running bare foot up the street..calling my boo...boo come get me I just killed a ***! lol

@OFFICAL - THAT NASTY SICK ***!

(laughing till i pee on myself) DDDDAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMM blackrasb got knocked out!!!!!

official' throw it up!!!

blackhoney LOL yo *** slow as hell

where did you get your gun blackrasberry??? from that *** that hang in front of your building in the projects???

Offical thanks for my theory you are indeed a MAN..only a man would talk like that *** azz female. Hope u get in a car accident. Ya,ll aint nothing but some hard up azz ***'s fronting everyday on a blog.

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*** women are known to be violent..this aint no surprise. Their is nothing feminine about her except the fact she has a p*zzy...but act as if she has a d^ck..like lot of these b^tches I here in this blog *cough* pinklici, strongblackman, minx, manchildmariaalleyma n, officalman, and a host of others...ya,ll broke ***^gga'z aint got nothing to spend on each other..stop fronting on a website lame ducks. *******************

I ain't gon' front, I ain't got the ends to cop the Prada dresses like you dude....

allegria that ***!gga all wet and *** *lol* b-ras crazy she threw that drink in his face like we thought ole girl was gonna do dude at the *** in charlotte remember?? lololololol..

bye

slimsista give it a rest girl!

skinnybootyholebroth a (coming in from outside with differnt jeans on) hey where you been? (looking shim up and down) nice dress honey!! looking like miss jay from ANTM is that rouge on your cheeks mmmm yummy (walking off laughing hard asz hell) that is one *** up tranny!!!

What Up SMD!!!

And to whoever the *** threw this B-Day Bash, thank ya'll! *Drinkin some Rum* LOL!

NOW U NO U DIDNT HAVE NO MONEY BRAT

Ninja I keep my pistol..my babyfather told me to hold it while he went to the liquor store....*** I thought u was dead! lol

people wont believe me when I say that "SBS" is a *** organization...

I convinced a couple of confused sisters to quit the group and come over to Community News and start focusiing on traditional family units and more mature dialouge.

Most of the SBS are violent *** Dykes.

ima Ninja ***, i don't go down easy lol

Slimbrotha do i know u? *** if u fittna come at me introduce u *** self.

I ain't never had a convo with u in my *** life.?

Glad u figured out i'm *** though! Whew, that's a load off. I don't have to hide no more. You picked up on them *** signals i was sending didn't ya sugar plum? It's all good sweetness, better u than anyone else...us f/ags gotta stick together. Bye the way, *** is your color girl! Give it to them in that hot pink PLEATHER pantsuit!

Okkkaaayy!! Allllriiiight!

ninja my babyfather just told me he caught your father geeking for them stones so he sold it to him for a dime piece! lol...check your closet it might was yours! lol

LMAO @*** dont get your panties in a bunch, literally!! ha ha haaaaaaaaa, if i was a lezbo i'd still get mo *** than you! you ole whiney *** fa/ggot! dont you have some DL "researching" to do today?? what real man even has those coversations, a *** one! that's you stop fronting *** like i told your girlfriend aunttommy, it wont change how i fell about ya, come on girl ya slip is hanging!! ha ha h[SPAM]aaaaaaaa

awwwwwwww and you hope i get in an accident and i hope you would be proud enough of you sexuality to come out the closet biotch!! i laugh at *** like you, you're a *** joke to me.. yeah i'll be whatever you want me to be but trust i'll never be a punk like you! *** i could probably whoop you *** like a dude!! ha haaaaaaaaaa

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that was a *** wasnt it!!!! blackrasb tried to cyber *** that fool with a 7mm!!! where she go!!

Minx slimdookeyshoot is crazy, you see how that tranny put them boots on with that dress how did he match that. boy them *** are something he done sobered me up

somebody roll up

@Allegria Aye look now, when I drink real time slows down for me. O sh*t BlackRaspberry just *** that trick..I didn't see sh*t *hiding behind the bar with a bottle of vodak*

lmao @ blackdaddy

you know what, that "SIR" *** is bipolar don't even waste your time arguing with him! One minute he black power, next minute he white as deodorant!!

Plus, the more masculine "*** ***" type ***(even the ones with children) smell bad...They think it makes them more masculine if they dont wash their azzes regularly...

Uncle Tom i liked u a lil bit..but that *** u just said was out of line...you ***! you mad cause we wont gang *** u with a plastic pipe or something? what is it that bothers you so much? oh now you hang wit big butterfatbackrican so u cute now....*** U UNC!

33 Years Old!? Da Brat, you're too old for this S/H/I/T!!!

..and C how dare you come in this joint and not speak to me after I said I was gonna get you high?? Ok

*snatching my box of dutcheess and running away like Red on Friday*

AUNTTOMMY yeah yeah yeah.. you got a *** full of nut too! LMAO!! you guys are *** clowns, omg i'm at my desk in *** tears.. thanks to AUNTTOMMY AND ***, you guys just made my *** day!

lol@blackhoney.....pow pow pow *** i just *** that bottle out your hand..sowwryyy i tried to hit ninja in the ***! lol

lol@allegria..get that ***!

Blackraspberry

I dont have anything against ***...To each their own...But it is what it is...

If yall are not *** you for *** sure have alot of testosterone and manly ways and ways of speaking...Lets be real about this, at least.

Slimbro your pleather hot pants is ridin up girl. I know u always make sure u tuck but that s/hit can NOT be comfortable. Whyn't go on to the bathroom and fix that s/hit. Don't worry, use the ladies room, I'll cover the door just in case but if u keep that scarf over your adam's apple no one will be able to tell girl. Go on 'head, I got you girl.

LMAO @allegria.. that surprises me cuz you see how fabolous killdanoise is, maybe he can give these 2 some tips.. *** looks a hot mess dont he, what he got on?? boots?? omg, he is embarrasing the whole *** community!!

AWWW SH!T.....here come UNCLE TOMMY with his ash wash osh kosh b'gosh wearing ***....

yea all of you are ***...that need ya,ll nuts cut off. These women talk like men...i bet none of these women wouldnt say that sh^t to my face. Its easy to front on the net like these SBS ***'S are doing...

LMAO @pinklici

aunttommy now you admit that you sound like a *** and so do whiney *** ***.. come on now play fair!! LMAO

@OFFICIAL - That *** got on FISHING boots at that! Lookin like Jordan from the Bernie Mac show. *** quit all that *** and inhale a spray of that asthma pump ol snotty nosed ***!

@BlackRaspberry put that *** gun away.. Make sure you wash your hands. Police be checking for gun powder on ur hand and sh*t. BlackRaspberry wtf man??? now I gotta help u clean all this *** up.I'm cleaning with one hand, My dollar tea cup isn't coming out my hand.

i'll just by it back from the pawnshop.

*** i would say anything to your face what you gonna do scratch my face and pull my hair, come lil girl stop playing!! LMAO! you talk like a woman.. so what's your point.. *** i let you talk like a woman why cant i talk like a man, it's scaring you?? LOL

so Unc u think i got manly ways? you got woman ways and...so do that make u a ***? YES! but we aint downing you...I'm far from a *** baby...every time u hear me i'm talking about ***! a big piece of meat that you cant relate too so maybe thats the problem..u aint got *** but sak of *** in your pants...u *** sure dont want no ***!

blackrasp i dont have no bail money so clean this up!

Slimbro dry your *** off 'fore u tuck it back girl, that s/hit has got to be sweatin in those tight *** booty ***.

Girl, I'll be so happy for you when u finally get that operation. I'm fittna pull a "DOG DAY AFTERNOON" for your ***. That's how much I care about chu! Sniff

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people wont believe me when I say that "SBS" is a *** organization...

I convinced a couple of confused sisters to quit the group and come over to Community News and start focusiing on traditional family units and more mature dialouge.

Most of the SBS are violent *** Dykes. ************************************************** anttommy you didnt convince your moms to do *** that fat *** been a transformer, first she like pusy and join a biker gang then like dik and have yo asz back to pusy and watching ellen and paula poundstone cracking up, uh dik again and on community news. your mom is a trip tell that *** grab her dik and man up!! baking cookies wont make her a housewife

LMAO @allegria!!! that's my dawg

AUNTOMMY's moms is a transformer! HA!

naw ninja your father sold it to my boo for a dime piece..u aint getting this back!

blackhoney thanks boo..but i aint cleaning *** up..*** that..im too high and drunk..i'm about to roll out...*** let dolly fat *** clean it up..i told her i would give her left overs if she help bounce and clean up! lol (looking over at the couch)*** that fat *** gobbled down all that food and now she passed out! throw a bucket of water on her big greasy ***..she'll wake up! lol

blackraspberry

*** talk about dyck ...They just dont care if its plastic, glass or bio form...

They still have that itch, but their hormones are off...Thats why they are so violent like men and ue such violent terminology...

Yall hormones are off...Stop eating commercial meat...Get your feminine qualities back...You guys probably dont see whats happening around you...Women getting tattoos on their arms like a sailor, fighthing like men, going to prison like men, having *** like men, lusting after other women like men, walking like men...Our women are becoming hormonally imbalanced...And in another way so are the men...

Men are getting softer and are becoming and behaving more like women should act..All docile and meek like women...They need to stop eating commercial meat also...

Im just observing our people and my environment.. From the outside looking in.

allegria and you know whats funny about these 2 is that they actually have emotions for us, it may not be good emotions, but hate is still an emotion and if i can get not one but 2 people to hate me over the internet then my job is done, cuz i didnt come on MTO to make friends! and AUNTTOMMY has really convinced herself that she is some type of saviour! bbbbwwwwaaaaaaaahhhh hhhhhaaaaa man i was dying laughing as i typed that!

HEY GANG!!!!! I DIDN'T KNOW WE INVITED TRANNYS TO THE PARTY, *staring at slimbro and aunt tom* AND THAT SLIMBRO IS A HOT MESS! WHERE IS KILLDANOISE WHEN U NEED HIM!

I DONT KNOW WHY YAL WASTE YAL TIME ARGUING WITH THOSE *** ***, THEY NEED TO JUST *** EACH OTHER AND GET ON WITH THEIR LIVES, *** THEY ABOUT TO BEAT EACH OTHER DOWN TRYING TO GET OUT OF THE *** CLOSET!

That woman should have whipped his (Brat) "A".

Ya,ll wouldnt talk that hot sh^t to my self at all. I,ll have u beastly men acting like women. Didnt ya,ll daddy teach u better? They failed big time. They need they d^ck cut off raising men instead of women....

blackraspberry

I love women and I love puzzy...I just dont want to sleep with a masculine woman....Theres alot of them out here now...They are confused because they are *** as hell because of their diets, and they will pursue a man like a man is supposed to pursue a woman...

A real man wants a REAL WOMAN....Yall dont want to listen to anything or anybody...Im telling you theres something wrong and you get upset with me instead of asking more questions as to what is wrong and how to repair the problem...

AUNTIE TOMISHA AND SLIMBERTHA:

............../´¯/)...........(¯`/ ............/....//............../..../ .........../....//................/..../ ...../´¯/..../´¯.........../¯`....¯`/ .././.../..../..../.|_......_|............... (.(....(....(..../.)..)..(..(.....)....)....).) ................./.../......./................/ ................... /........................../ ..................(............)............../ ............................../.............

WITH ALL MY *** HEART!

_pic courtesy of Miamiblack! lol

vanilla_one

What you runnin for? LMAO, My bad what up?

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blackraspberry

*** talk about dyck ...They just dont care if its plastic, glass or bio form...

They still have that itch, but their hormones are off...Thats why they are so violent like men and ue such violent terminology...

Yall hormones are off...Stop eating commercial meat...Get your feminine qualities back...You guys probably dont see whats happening around you...Women getting tattoos on their arms like a sailor, fighthing like men, going to prison like men, having *** like men, lusting after other women like men, walking like men...Our women are becoming hormonally imbalanced...And in another way so are the men...

Men are getting softer and are becoming and behaving more like women should act..All docile and meek like women...They need to stop eating commercial meat also...

Im just observing our people and my environment.. From the outside looking in. ***************.

Examples: Your mother and ***

LMAo @sbw

killdanoise sent me a text he will try to log on after two pm estern standard time!!

i cant wait til he gets here cuz these fa/ggots in training need to see how it's suppose to be done!

*Sittin at the bar drinking*

This is one story MTO is on point about. Yes, It is all true. I was at studio 72 when it happened and Brat might as well been a man because she was going off on that waitress but the waitress wasnt letting up either and then all of the sudden I seen the chick fall right slap on the floor. At first I though a dude hit her but nope. I seen that poka dot high yellow blazer brat was wearing. It was a costume party everything was kinda going okay until her manly azz wanted to get hood. I guess that waitress is set. She dont have to wait tables anymore after the lawsuit she's going to slap Brat with.....

Yo did somebody say weed?????......I can roll them up if yall needs some assistance :)

YAL WE NEED TO START SOME FUNDING TO GET THEM THEIR *** CHANGE! WE NEED TO BUY THEM A LACE FRONT, SOME FISHNET STOCKINGS, SOME MAKEUP AND SOME OUTFITS AND GIVE THEM SOME NAMES AND THEY WILL LEAVE US ALONE!

When 90% of black households are being ran by single mothers with no husbands...

Duh, something is wrong...This isnt NATURAL... But no one wants or desires to repair the problem...And if you dont think this is a problem, then something is more wrong with you than being ***...The only thinkg holding you up is YOUR JOB.....If you ever lose those jobs you are going to realize that the natural order of things are out of whack..

This can be fixed.

Ya,ll women are children of the devil...how did ya,ll dress for halloween? Let me guess..like men! Strongblackwoman i can see u in a police uniform grabbing your nuts.

*** ooh oooh me me!! i will i will.. i'll say anything to your face and turn you back to the man you are supposed to be!! ha ha haaaaaaaaa and you daddy need his *** cut off for raising a *** ass punk like you! oh my bad is he dead??

lolololololololol

LMAo @SBW.. good one

yo broke azz gone pawn it buy the end of the week, so like i said i'll get it back lol.

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blackraspberry

I love women and I love puzzy...I just dont want to sleep with a masculine woman....Theres alot of them out here now...They are confused because they are *** as hell because of their diets, and they will pursue a man like a man is supposed to pursue a woman...

A real man wants a REAL WOMAN....Yall dont want to listen to anything or anybody...Im telling you theres something wrong and you get upset with me instead of asking more questions as to what is wrong and how to repair the problem *************

Assuming you're qualified to solve other people's problems? So what are you doing about your constant obsession to "doctor" people? Do you not accept the fact that that's a personality disorder that requires treatment or therapy? Better yet, maybe you can rewind your life and help your parents make better decisions. Maybe your childhood and upbringing has instilled this desire to "fix" people in you.

ROTFLMAO @ SBW. Real time slows down for me when I drink. My *** just notice the middle fingers lol.

she got the best looking mugshot of any female rapper, by far

*** you are a woman of the devil! how did you dress for halloween.. let me guess..like a woman!! *** i can see you in a dress grabbing your [EXPLETIVE]! LMAO

Anttommy

please youre giving me a headache with your personal infomercial to yours and your hairy back wifes life. Shes the man youre the women we get it. she doesnt let you watch sports and grab your *** or cutt grass it ok. do like your moms' grab that little thing laying on top of your *** and man the *** up! march in the door when you get home bend her over and show her whos boss (not the show with tony danza) but be a man for once *** the remote and turn to espn!!! let me know how it works

(whispering to official, minx, blackrasb, pink) he coming in wit a black eye tomorrow i got 5 on it

and thats t!ts!! lololololol

rotflmao @allegria.. stop please all this laughter cant be good omg!! lololololololol

i see your 5 and raise you 10!

Da Brat is a beautiful sister...

Too bad about her though...What a waste of womanhood...

She should be haviing beautiful black babies but shes more concerned about eating puzzy.

that lil slick *** u said about my mother that was real cute...sounds just like a ***! you go gurl! i aint mad at cha boo boo! talk about you being a tranny? a dressed up clown! come out that closet tom...u talk good *** sometimes but foreal tell the truth are u ***?

@ Official I'll add 2 dollars on it lol. Guys my *** is broke thats why I steal lol.

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Ya,ll women are children of the devil...how did ya,ll dress for halloween? Let me guess..like men! Strongblackwoman i can see u in a police uniform grabbing your nuts.

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SLIMBERTHA YO BUSTED *** *** WOULD LIKE TO SEE ME GRABBING SOME NUTS WON'T U! ESPECIALLY IF THEY WERE AUNT TOM!!! see they keep telling on themselves by the end of this year they should be fully out of the closet, oh busted *** queens....

*** her *** is 6'3"? Anyways, I am not surprised.

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Da Brat is a beautiful sister...

Too bad about her though...What a waste of womanhood...

She should be haviing beautiful black babies but shes more concerned about eating puzzy. ***********************************************

JUST LIKE YOUR *** *** IS CONCERNED ABOUT GETTING A NEW WIG AND SUCKING SOME DIK! DONT BE a hypocrite, not a good look ***...

Tom you making very valid points but its how you say it..if u want to talk to us about issues within ourselves or us as black people..come to us in a positive manner...talk to us with respect and maybe we will listen!

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blackraspberry

I love women and I love puzzy...I just dont want to sleep with a masculine woman....Theres alot of them out here now...They are confused because they are *** as hell because of their diets, and they will pursue a man like a man is supposed to pursue a woman...

A real man wants a REAL WOMAN....Yall dont want to listen to anything or anybody...Im telling you theres something wrong and you get upset with me instead of asking more questions as to what is wrong and how to repair the problem *************

Assuming you're qualified to solve other people's problems? So what are you doing about your constant obsession to "doctor" people? Do you not accept the fact that that's a personality disorder that requires treatment or therapy? Better yet, maybe you can rewind your life and help your parents make better decisions. Maybe your childhood and upbringing has instilled this desire to "fix" people in you. ********************

I'm sorry, what did you say?? I haven't heard you yet...

LOL SBW

they take out fa/gg/ot? wtf?

HEY IDIOTS! SHES NOT 6'3".....she's 63 inches! JEEZE!

CAN YALL TAKE YALL *** BACK TO THE DOG POST ALREADY....YOU WERENT INVITED AND YOUR RUINING MY PARTY!!! **whining**

(or what's left of it anyway)

AUNT TOMISHA AIN'T MAKING NO *** VALID POINTS, HIS GOOGLED COMMENTS AREN'T ***..... HE IS NOTHING BUT A CLOSETED *** WHO HARASS WOMEN CUZ HE CAN'T BE ONE! I KEEP TELLING HIM HE NEED TO GO SLAP HIS *** MAMA AND NOT TAKE THAT *** OUT ON US!

Man why uncle tom got to miss up the party?? Anyway guys I gotta go to class hit ya'll up later. Nobody better not take my dollar tea cup either. It still has vodak in it lol.

She is a hot'***'spicy mess!!!!

I meant to say mess not miss.

*** him blackrasp, cant nobody preach to me on the *** internet, if you wanna psycho-analyze me you better be sitting in a office while i'm laying on your comfy couch! *** that these wanna be donnie mcclurkin ***.. he cant say *** to me respectful or not! *** him

**SINGING**

ITS MY PARTY AND ILL CRY IF I WANT TO! CRY IF I WANT TO! CRY IF I WANT TO!!

YOU WOULD CRY TOO IF IT HAPPENED TO YOU!!!!!

(your party being invaded by sugar sausages, that is)

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*** him blackrasp, cant nobody preach to me on the *** internet, if you wanna psycho-analyze me you better be sitting in a office while i'm laying on your comfy couch! *** that these wanna be donnie mcclurkin ***.. he cant say *** to me respectful or not! *** him ***********

KUDOS!

@blackhoney....I wont take it I promise **slipping it into my big ol pocketbook******

@215GIRL - AWWW SH!T YOU A STICKY FINGERS TOO! You and BLACKHONEY gon' get along well! (Or maybe the total opposite, since you would be each other's competition...)

I AGREE OFFICIAL! LMAO AT MINX SUGAR SAUSAGES! THOSE *** *** I TELL YA...

see yall let that know it all *** ruin our party!!! turn the music up...***!!!

where *** at?

When 90% of black households are being ran by single mothers with no husbands... ******************************************** you though you was gonna slide on this *** asz stat you through out and pulled out that big fudge packed asz of yours!! 90% that *** is so far from the truth youre just an aszhole!!! put the real % of single households ran by women (black & white) then put the % ran by single me (black & white) not only do you give false information but you give half asz information (drawing an X on tommy head) X marks the spot *** pirate

*** that punk blackrasb

Dayum Brat! Hey folks whats with the first stuff?

minx my bad

aight ya'll start the music back up and lets keep this party going,, where them strippers.. anybody got change for a $20.. i need some ones! allegria.. here roll this up in the bathroom dont let nobody see you, this is some oooo weeee that SMD gave me, we about to get fuukkked up!

LOL she is just *** up what lil bit of career she had left Oh well move on

www.myspace.com/carameleyez07 the new come up

@ALLEGRIA - *** youze an IDIOT! LOL!

LMAO @allegria let the pillow biter explain himselg geez!! LMAO

just kidding i just wanted to use pillow biter!! rotflamo!!

pulling out my grandaddy's *** gun!!! allegria lets play catch the ***! tom running away with his slacks stuck up his ***, tight muscle *** and black penny loafers...come here u ***...boom boom! i got that sissy i got him! lol

Thatz all u manly women can do is call us ***...ya,ll refuse to see us as real men...because ya,ll to busy acting like a man..and a fake low life one at best.

lol @blackraspberry

hey minx did you open your gift from me??

lmao @ blackraspberry

*rolls eyes at the rest of you*

LMAO @*** callin himself a man!! omg please stop my stomach and sides are hurting from all this laughter, hey IMDIOG my shoulders are at it again!!

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Thatz all u manly women can do is call us ***...ya,ll refuse to see us as real men...because ya,ll to busy acting like a man..and a fake low life one at best.

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slimbrotha what man speaks to women the way you do seriously the other day you were talking about simps i am sorry but you are behaving like one right now show some respect and that's what you will get in return now please leave!

dp *** ma why the dirty looks?? here have a drink it's on me *knowing *** well its an open bar*!

@OFFICIAL - Quit lyin. I ain't seen no gift from you yet!

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dp *** ma why the dirty looks?? here have a drink it's on me *knowing *** well its an open bar*! **********

Ol' sneaky cheatin ***!

HEY DP!!!

*** is this *** day? *** in the *** day? singing..it's raining ***...lol!

Imm bout to call the poh poh's on yo *** Simbrotha if you dont leave this party!!!!

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Thatz all u manly women can do is call us ***...ya,ll refuse to see us as real men...because ya,ll to busy acting like a man..and a fake low life one at best. ************************************************

AND THIS COMING FROM A "REAL MAN" WITH A HELLO KITTY BACKGROUND! LMAO

@SBW - IM SAYING THOUGH??! LMAO!

minx i got you a gift too boo! open it...

its a bobblehead uncle tom wit a *** in his ***!lol gurl put that on your coffee table...its cute! lol

Now I know that you know that I know you don't want her too, but keep on trippin Da Brat will give it to you (word up hey, word up hey, word up hey, fa real tho!!)

slimbrother...baby u like *** in yo *** u like *** in yo ***...so what! suck a *** wit pride boo...take that *** up the *** like a soilder gurl...*** give us some tips on how to turn a *** out! tell us how u got uncle tom sprung???

official - wtf? water where did all the drinks go?

hey minx

lol - you guys are so mean!

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Thatz all u manly women can do is call us ***...ya,ll refuse to see us as real men...because ya,ll to busy acting like a man..and a fake low life one at best.

******************************************** aa[SPAM] (doing my arsenio hall laugh) girlfriend we refuse to see you *** a man cuz youre more pusy than my 10 year old cat. online talking to me about getting ***, *** you ***!!! quit fronting on here cuz no real man, no real pusy juice slirrping, , playstation playing, asz walkby watching, stat knowing off the top of his head, baseball, basketball, golf, football real man gonna talk to another man about his dik and what he wanna do, think he can do, pretend to do EVER! you *** made asz jack tripper sissy - sit the *** down grace bones

minx i am shocked and appalled!! i got you a pair of seven jeans do i need to copy and paste my comment for evidence that i walked in with this gift hold up lemme scroll up

la la la,,,, la la la

ok here we go, ok walaah!

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i got minx a pair of seven jeans... they are cute

i got scarlett the new jordans... i want to keep them for my self

and *** let me run to the mall and get C a gift card!

LMAO @SBW.. that hello kitty *** was a dead give away.. what i dont understand is why is so hell bent on convincing us that he is not when it is clear as day that he is.. i already know the truth so he can stop trying to sell me that dream!

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minx i got you a gift too boo! open it...

its a bobblehead uncle tom wit a *** in his ***!lol gurl put that on your coffee table...its cute! lol

********************************************* ROTFLMAO!! you stuuuuuuuupid i'm working on getting *** a bobblehead endorsement, he sucks *** very well and lick *** too, that salad tossing ***!

lmao @ allegria

Uncle Tom u are the worst kind of man- a fake one. You don't stand for anything and your views on issues change with each passing day.

You like to throw around big words and phrases to sound educated but any really educated person can see that your faking. Trying to come off as an enlightened man when your nothing but a loser who can't even talk to people in real life. Anybody can Google some info nowadays and retype it to sound intelligent especially if they're a good mimic like you are. But a truly educated and enlightened person does not just hold a degree. They hold to a firm belief system based on their knowledge and experience regardless of the ***. You come on here sprouting lectures about this, that and the third. Admonishing the rest of us like badly behaved children when you think we're out of line. Yet you have the nerve to log on today with this nonsense. Slimbro's behavior I can't really comment on because I don't think I've ever talked to him. But you are always on here with your ***/hit *** knowledge.

At least with the ***/holes that cuss us out daily we know what we're getting. But you're a *** snake in the grass.

I'll take an ***/hole, a f/ag, any other kind of man over a FAKE *** like u any day.

WHATS GOOD MTO FAM?!

SBS, SBW, Bronxite, Allergiay, The Artist Formerly Known as RainbowBright aka DaddiesPrincess, C, Minx, Vanilla, Pink, Hella, Raspberry, SMD,

DAMMIT YALL KNOW YALL *** NAMES SO HEY! LOL.

I see we in the midst of something with Uncle Tom and Slimsista...

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*************************************** aa[SPAM] (doing my arsenio hall laugh) girlfriend we refuse to see you *** a man cuz youre more pusy than my 10 year old cat. online talking to me about getting ***, *** you ***!!! quit fronting on here cuz no real man, no real pusy juice slirrping, , playstation playing, asz walkby watching, stat knowing off the top of his head, baseball, basketball, golf, football real man gonna talk to another man about his dik and what he wanna do, think he can do, pretend to do EVER! you *** made asz jack tripper sissy - sit the *** down grace bones *****************************************

ROTFLMPRAO!!@ OMG YOU CALLED THAT *** GRACE BONES!! LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL that *** mo *** than your 10 year old cat WTF!! bwwwwwaaaaaa[SPAM]hahah

omg help me please i cant stop laughing.. i''ve got tears in my eyes

IMDIOG where are you!! do you see this ***!!

sup brooklyn scrooge! whats good son son? lol

Hello Kitty asz backround! i would slap my sons teeth down his *** throat if he said something to me about a *** hello kitty anything, other than "mommy can i kick that hello kitty like a wrestler" "yes son, yes you can"

preach PINKLICI, preach girl!

This is officially the *** site.

lol wats good raspberry, I see u goin at it with Unc

Lmao @ Bronxite

Oh girl said Grace Bones,,, LMAO

Ahh sh@! wait, I cant call the poh poh's cuz Imm the one rolling up the doobies....***slipping them into my pocket, going to the back of the bar****

Hey BKR!

ALLEGRIA FLAG POST aa[SPAM] (doing my arsenio hall laugh) girlfriend we refuse to see you *** a man cuz youre more pusy than my 10 year old cat. online talking to me about getting ***, *** you ***!!! quit fronting on here cuz no real man, no real pusy juice slirrping, , playstation playing, asz walkby watching, stat knowing off the top of his head, baseball, basketball, golf, football real man gonna talk to another man about his dik and what he wanna do, think he can do, pretend to do EVER! you *** made asz jack tripper sissy - sit the *** down grace bones ************************************************

ROTFLMAO THIS IS GOING IN THE BOOK!!!!!

Yo Rainbow you get a fcking 10 from me, you literally had me in tears when you told that *** Dolly she loves Scooby Snacks!! LMAO. That *** is still hilarious!!

G'*** all. Got a hair appt.

LMAO @ Da Brat clubbin somebody over the head with the bottle of rum.

BklynRogue

that's her favorite treat what can i say!

HEY!!! IT'S THE FIRST OF THE MONTH...IS ANY OF YOU *** TRYING TO SELL ME SOME FOOD STAMPS...A *** NEED SOME GROCERIES! LOL

aight pink

hey bkrogue!

lol@allegria...u stoopid!

Pink thank you for checking aunttammy these two brokeback mountain dvr *** is making me sick!! take yall lollipop kid halloween costume wearing aszes up outta here for i get some colon cleanser

KUDOS PINK!!!

@SAPHIRE - Girl everytime I see you comment, any post, any day, it has "***" or some version of the word in it. Reason?

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Slimbrotha101 Flag post

Thatz all u manly women can do is call us ***...ya,ll refuse to see us as real men...because ya,ll to busy acting like a man..and a fake low life one at best.

******************************************** aa[SPAM] (doing my arsenio hall laugh) girlfriend we refuse to see you *** a man cuz youre more pusy than my 10 year old cat. online talking to me about getting ***, *** you ***!!! quit fronting on here cuz no real man, no real pusy juice slirrping, , playstation playing, asz walkby watching, stat knowing off the top of his head, baseball, basketball, golf, football real man gonna talk to another man about his dik and what he wanna do, think he can do, pretend to do EVER! you *** made asz jack tripper sissy - sit the *** down grace bones

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THIS B!TCH IS VICIOUS! I LOVE IT! LMAO!