: When the cat's away, the mice will play. It seem like while Beyonce's been off touring in Asia, her fiancée Jay Z has been up to no good. MediaTakeOut.com has EXCLUSIVELY learned that the hip hop superstar has struck up an intimate friendship with a biracial exotic dancer.
The young woman, who dances part time at an upscale New York gentleman's club, has been spotted all over town with Jay Z in recent weeks. And word is that she's officially on Jay Z's payroll.
We spoke with one of Jay Z's colleagues at Def Jam who told us all about the label head's new gal pal. The insider told MediaTakeout.com, "It's shameless. [Jay Z] takes her to [promotional] events like she's one of the team. No one here even knows what she does ... well we know what she does, but we don't know what she does for [Def Jam]." The insider added, "If you're going to sleep with that stripper then fine - but why do you have to bring her into your business. That's just plain dumb."
Get ready guys, cause this story is about to blow up!!! And when it does, don't forget that you read it first on MediaTakeOut.com, the most visited Black website IN THE WORLD!!!
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dayum!!!!! I need a part time gig too. Who cares what the haters at def jam say. they just mad cause they gotta work for their paycheck and he aint choose them. hell, she is working, look at that ugly *** picture they got of him. I would have to work up a lot of excitement to sleep with that. She should be getting paid.
SHOW ME A MAN THAT DOESN"T CHEAT OR HASN"T CHEATED ON THEIR *** (even briefly) and I will SHOW you A *** LIAR!!!
SHOW ME A MAN THAT DOESN"T CHEAT OR HASN"T CHEATED ON THEIR *** (even briefly) and I will SHOW you A *** LIAR!!!
SHOW ME A MAN THAT DOESN"T CHEAT OR HASN"T CHEATED ON THEIR *** (even briefly) and I will SHOW you A *** LIAR!!!
JUst BECAUSE AMERICA "frowns on" POLYGAMY doesn't mean people are MONOGOMOUS!
It is in us as human beings to get affection and if it is with more than 1 person make sure TO USE PROTECTION!!!!
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HEYY MA!!! WTF?! WHYYYYYYYYYY!!!!! NOW YOU KNOW ITS GON BE SUM *** WITH THESE TWO MOCHAS TODAY RIGHT? *whispering I aint never seen the other ones name before, so you the only one I know of*
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i know im the ONLY one you know of because I AM THE ONLY MOCHA!
I'm not surprised. Bee is for publicity and I think he is only with her b/c she is a powerhouse and so is he. Let Ciara or Rhianna get on Bee's status as far as who's got more money and is a household name. Jay will be engaged to them next. Remember, he doesn't want Beyonce, he wants the hottest chick in the game. As long as Bee is that, she will be good. *shaking my head*
What I find ironic is that "Fred" was bold enough to have his photo posted in Jet Magazine lookin like a broke azz, Rickey Smiley... and then goes on to try to break up homes and *** with gangsta mf's...
I wouldn't be surprised if Fred's next photo is on the back of a milk carton.
She's old, she's hip, she's loud, she's obnoxious, she knows your business, she'll tell your business and then she'll cuss your azz out.. she's Miss Pearl
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Dang MTO how yall just delete my comment... ``````````````````````````````````````````````` ``````````````````````````````````````````````` I said I can believe it cause he's a man but its so wrong to treat B so disrespectful, but I know she'll make him pay for this...thats the thing men can cheat but women always do it betta... Get him...
Media-***-OUT are a bunch of *** LIARS! I am a realist and I do believe don't matter how beautiful, fly successful a woman is her man will cheat! I mean Halle Berry and J Lo got cheated on! That being said I HIGHLY doubt Jay Z is troloping around with a stripper. Like he said in his song if he were to do something it will be so far from her. Beyonce can give 2 *** about these hoez!! Jay Z ain't going no where and neither is she! Get ya mind right haterz! Jay Z is that ***!
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*** yal fast!!!
Actually T WAT youre 8th! Better hurry up, your gonna miss homeroom! GROW UP! Thought children were not allowed on this site. OMG youre *** me off. Never have anything to say relevant to the post, all you say is first. F UCKING CHILD! Other sites ban stupid *** like yourself for doing that.
Anyways, I don't believe this. MTO is always making stuff up about someone cheating. No pictures? If Jay-Z did cheat, I highly doubt he'd be running all over town.
Well it doesn't surprise me at all. You have a *** GORILLA mixed with CAMEL who looks like *** on the bottom of a new pair of Jimmy Choo shoes (THE WORST) and he has one of the most beautiful (physically and spiritually) woman in the world in his life. And when she's away...he swaggers on out to the local *** house and swoops up a disgusting hungry DUNG BUG (that a bug that lives by eating ***)...tsk tsk tsk!!!! I don't see why she even bothers...she's lovely, has her own career and makes her own *** money...and he brings this type of disrespect...cause people are going to whisper behind her back...just like MTO is doing now!!!!!! I NEVER DID FEEL JAY.....ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ *** BORING AS NEW YORKER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The source sounds like a JEALOUS woman. I am sure that source has negative words for Bey as well but even still, women will come together in a situation like this. I hate you cuz you got him and i dont, but he is messing over you and I got your back. WHATEVER...
Also ... Jay CAN'T cheat on Bey... he is not married to her. Infidelity and Adultery don't apply in a courtship WTH !! LOL ....
I don't knoe why people percieve Bey as this lost, innocent, dumb, little girl who doesn't know anything about the world. If Jay is hanging with someone else, trust she'd know it before MTO did ... also... where are the pics if she is with him at these "promotional" events? What events? Exactly. Then it says she is officially on his payroll.... ummm How do they know that ? do they have access to his personal accounting records? well then ... skirting dangerously close to slander and libel but by not naming the source they can get away because who will persue it?
I just wanna add this though .. can we please replace the headline ... or have NO pic .... everytime I click home ... I am bombarded with the image of jay face like RIGHT THERE and ugggh ... Not this early in the morning .... glad I havent eaten yet ...
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HEY EVERYBODY I SWEAR TO GOD ON MY GRANDFATHER'S DRIVERS LICENSE PICTURE FROM THE 80'S, HE HAS ON THOSE SAME GLASSES THAT JAY HAS ON IN THIS PIC!JUST TAKE THE TINT OFF!!
MY UNCLE HAS THEM ON IN ONE OF HIS HIGH SCHOOL PICS BUT BROWN! LMAO ============================================
I BET HE PAID A GRIP FOR THEM TOO WHEN HE COULD HAVE GONE TO A FLEA MARKET
Jay, wanted to Marry Beyonce..WANTED TO. Difference between most men and women is if women are in a relationship and NOT getting what they want or its not going where they want it to be going, they just deal, complain or "hope" things will change..Men? Do what ever the hell they want to. Why Not? They've said what they want, if they can't get that they'll do what or WHOM ever they so choice. haha ...Hov already said once and I quote" If you dont give me heaven, I'll raise hell until it's heaven...again" <>!ahahaha
Look at us for real people. Here we are commenting on the fate of these people relationship and no one commenting knows either one of them personnally. I mean come on. While we comment and speculate on what could or should be, Bey and Jay a always being photographed off the coast of somewhere pouring suntan lotion on each other laughing at how they got "us" again. Why allow MTO to lead us so blindly? Do we really think that because of a few bogus media blogs and posts that a demise in their relationship. Besides even if it caused so much as an arguement, they are in better positions than the rest of us. Meaning making up is not just sorry and beastly make up *** (which by the way is never a bad thing) but it could also mean a $4 million yellow diamond ring or a 1 month vacation to St. Tropez. Which 1 of us would turn up their nose to any of that. Not saying that money is every thing-CUZ ITS NOT!! However so, it can make things happen that the average working Joe could only fantasize about.
With that being said, while we comment on the relationships that are vaguely reported daily on this site and others, lets remember that they are people too and they have issues same as any one of us. Is Jay cheating? Maybe. I don't know and neither does MTO. Because if they did, trust that the clip of him screaming out something in Haitian or this chik riding him like a camel in the dessert (No pun intended) or even a simple flik would be posted all over the site. Instead we have vague thinly veiled hearsay. Love MTO for entertaining me on monotonous days like this but I hate the bull*[EXPLETIVE]
Ohhh Sh*t here we go again "Biracial Dancer" I guess thats the REAL Tragedy Jay Z had relation with a gal with White DNA.
Why is mediatakeout SO obsessed with interacial love when Drugs, hign school drops out rates are hurting Blacks MORE
Checkout Mediatakeout posting. Each day there is the daily "white girl Kim ***, she dating our black post"
Mediatakeout need to spend less time fixating on white people dating blacks as NEWS.
There is more to us than that.
Peace Love Strength
Whats good fam! I'm not going to waste my typing skills on other's relationship problems! *** we all got problems, see that's why I couldn't be famous cuz i'll catch a charge *** with MTO....
AND WHY DO FOLKS KEEP WRITING ESSAYS ABOUT MTO, NO ONE IS THAT *** NAIVE TO BELIEVE *** THAT COMES FROM THE "JONES"....
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@thikazasnicker -- That was the most sensible, intelligent thing I've EVER read on this site. Thank you for restoring my shaken faith in people. Of course, most people are gonna read your comment and reply with "WHO CAREZ BOUT JIGGA'S FUGLY AZZ" but thanks all the same.
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why do you folks come on a gossip site searching for wisdom? are u kidding! that's like going to a prison and believing all the inmates saying they are not guilty! wtf? RESTORING YOUR FAITH? COME ON NOW!
ATTENTION MEDIATAKEOUT...KILL YOURSELF. 1st. Why would jay z, knowing that the world is aware of his relationship with beyonce for the last 5 years just walk around new york *** city with a stripper, just hand in hand, what the hell mto, there have been some crazy, messed up lies on here before but for real if yall read this stuff and believe it, your a moron! and terrence and rocsi are morons for always *** yall out like yall actually deliver legit news! jay is NOT hanging out in his def jam offices with a stripper, drink some clorox MTO!
I smell a publicity stunt. Jay and Bey probably just want a dramatic public break up. This will give Bey more songs to sing about and add to Jay's gangsta persona. I know Bey ain't never gonna marry that Camel, she especially wont have kids with him. Please that girl gonna compete w/ her sister for who has the most light skinned child.
GOOD MONING EVERYONE!!
PINK-I LU YOU NESEY OSOSEXI STANDARD TINY MOCHA HELLA BLACKDADDY E2M DAP BRASP KILDA JUICE BDSBABYDOLL *** SMD NASTY MINX KING CRAFT SBW CREAM SMITTY ALLEGRIA B-HONEY CUZ OBX QUEENNISHA IMGDOG MZA CHITOWN4LIFE REEDRYCHARDS SMURFY-MISS YOU BOO MOCHA PRETTL L SCARLETT REEREEEE FINEWOMANOFCOLOR 215 CALIFINEST SMACHAN DADDIES P TANTO HUSTLEMAN 4 600POUNDS UNC TOM HUEMANEBRO C BKR VANILLA MABELINE WHATUGOT WHISPERCHILL SUGARNSPICE LIS JHO DOINGITWELL DUBYA MRSJACKSON GREYEYEDCHICK BUTTABREATHBEYONCE NINJA
WHAT UP YALL!!!!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!??!
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Normally I Don't Hate On My Man Jay, but...... GOT ***, THAT'S ONE *** UP PICTURE!!!
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A 40 year old rapper hangs out at strip clubs and takes her out. Awesome, it's like a 2007 version of Pretty Woman. I'd call it, "You Can't Turn A Ho In2 a Housewife - But a Ho Will Keep Your Nutz Empty While Your Fiance Is In Asia" Long title but it's a work in progress *********************************************
ROTFLMAO!! [SPAM][SPAM]_____________
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Oh NO he didn't!
WHO THE HELL ARE YOU...I AM THE ONLY AND "ORIGINAL" MOCHA_LUV...DONT DISRESPECT...PLEASE CHANGE YOUR NAME! LAWDDDDDD...I HAVE AN E-CLONE ************************************************ LOL.. WTF is really going on.. ***
[SPAM][SPAM]____________ aight snatchin the list from ***, taking out some names because he is going to far adding extra *** cuz they had one convo with him so let me edit this *** right quick!!
PINK NESEY OSOSEXI STANDARD TINY MOCHA HELLA BLACKDADDY E2M DAP BRASP KILDA JUICE SMD NASTY MINX KING CRAFT SBW CREAM SMITTY ALLEGRIA B-HONEY IMGDOG MZA SMURFY-MISS YOU MOCHA PRETTL L SCARLETT REEREEEE 215 SMACHAN DADDIES P TANTO C BKR VANILLA MABELINE DUBYA
there now that's betta.. *** is up ***!!
Jay is not cheating, MTO is full of it today! He knows *** well, that they're aren't too many ladies out there on Beyonce's level(fame, money etc)especially not a *** Stripper!! Oh excuse me exotic dancer. That's his boo, can just 1 black man NOT cheat on his woman, is that sooooooooo foreign to everyone.
[SPAM] you get more bees with honey.. now had you just posted that web site once like a normal walking commercial should, then maybe i would have even considered visiting it, but the fact that you had to copy it 72 times is reason for me not to look at it.. calm down, i hope you are getting paid for your futile efforts..
*reading from this reused list & teakin a deep breath* SUP, PINK- NESEY OSOSEXI STANDARD TINY MOCHA HELLA BLACKDADDY E2M DAP BRASP KILDA JUICE BDSBABYDOLL *** SMD NASTY MINX KING CRAFT SBW CREAM SMITTY ALLEGRIA B-HONEY CUZ OBX QUEENNISHA IMGDOG MZA CHITOWN4LIFE REEDRYCHARDS SMURFY-MISS YOU BOO MOCHA PRETTL L SCARLETT REEREEEE FINEWOMANOFCOLOR 215 CALIFINEST SMACHAN DADDIES P TANTO HUSTLEMAN 4 600POUNDS UNC TOM HUEMANEBRO C BKR VANILLA MABELINE WHATUGOT WHISPERCHILL SUGARNSPICE LIS JHO DOINGITWELL MRSJACKSON GREYEYEDCHICK BUTTABREATHBEYONCE NINJA
kenyatta27,
You are a bitter hag. Not all men cheat, and not all women are desperate for marriage (or faithful for that matter). Stereotypes simply are not universal although there are sometime some truth to them for some people. Insecure (about ego, appearance, job, talent) men cheat.
That said, Jay-Z cheating is not surprising given his past. He bragged about sleeping with many women; has been videotaped watching two strippers go down on each (check the net because I saw it a few months ago); is probably bitter about his sucky album; and he is so *** ugly that there is no way he is not insecure (insecure people cheat).
I doubt Beyonce will leave him. She knows the deal. He was a BIG player before her. Look at her mom and dad; she knows how to play the position of a submissive wife who overreacts to and then overlooks her man's transgressions. He will buy her a big diamond, and she will soon forget. This is not a unique story.
ROTFLMAO @SBW
before ya'll think i'm crazy this is what i'm laughing at:
AND WHY DO FOLKS KEEP WRITING ESSAYS ABOUT MTO, NO ONE IS THAT *** NAIVE TO BELIEVE *** THAT COMES FROM THE "JONES"....
why do you folks come on a gossip site searching for wisdom? are u kidding! that's like going to a prison and believing all the inmates saying they are not guilty! wtf? RESTORING YOUR FAITH? COME ON NOW! *********************************
SEE WHY I'M LAUGHING NOW
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No essays Mama. Just thinking for those who don't. Hell I might as well get through this slow day having learned or taught something. Feel me?
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YOU RIGHT COOL POINTS WITH ME CUZ AT LEAST YOU HAVE A DECENT REASON~ LOL but trust me most people come on here just to talk *** to each other and look at pics lol no one is that stupid to believe 99% of what they say unless their source is a certified news source feel me?
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Good morning everybody.
@ D-*** - you're the new ambassador of MTO. That list was crazy. lol. What's good dawg? Oh yeah, say it ain't so. The Suns lost to the Hawks?
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YAL IM *** CRAMPING AND SPOTTIN IN MY *** UNDERWEAR! I NEED TO GET SOME *** PADS BUT I BLEED RIGHT THRU THEM!
shall i continue? *winks at pinklici*
I know this is COMPLETELY off topic here, but MTO didn't post anything about it (maybe 'cuz it was a white lady who did). Did anyone hear about the white lady that bit off some guy's lip that she was kissing, then spit it out? They later found the lip on the floor but the doctors couldn't reattach it! She must have Lorraina Bobbit and Mike Tyson in her blood lines.
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lmao at minx hyper ***! ******
You can tell I'm hyper, huh? LMAO! I thought that was only for me to know!
@BLACK HONEY - Sweetheart, do we need to plan an intervention for you? I think you are suffering from depression or some other kind of social disorder that's causing you to depend on drugs and isolation for comfort.
@EVERYBODY - We gotta get BLACK HONEY off this weed!
It's because of his new album (record sells) and Beyonce needs material for her new '08 album. Don't care whatchu heard, but da gurl do know how to bussab1tch down on a record (Survivor). In a recent S2S interview wit' Monica on the cover Jagged Edge talked about how they wanted to jump on the stage when she was singing Survivor because they were so mad at the Soul Train Awards. Talkin' bout he almost caught a case. I'm a Bey fan and hell, that song even had me mad and refusing to support her. LOL My, how times have changed :-)
Anywho, I'm feelin' American Gangster, I also wish Jay continued downgraded sluttiness so I can anticipate her new album :-)
@ official - hey girl, how are you doing?
@ SBW - that doesn't bother me, I'll just skip over your comments as soon I see ya name. lol.
@ D-*** - I don't see that happening again though. It's only like 4 or 5 games into the season. The Suns will be in the playoffs and the Hawks will be there too, watching frpm the stands. lol. Hey, even The Sixers won yesterday. lol.
LMAO @FWOC
and nastymf
yo so i'm reading in the news that this toy got recalled off the market its called aqua dots, now its all beads for little girls.. the toy has been pulled off the market because it contains chemical of the date rape drug and kids have been ingesting it and getting sick.. now 1st off the sub-headline made me laugh it read "aqua dots puts kids in comas" LMAO!!. .. but what i'm still trying to figure out is why were they eating it its not candy!! they're beads for crying out loud! WTF is really good..
HEY DUBYA, ***, OFFICIAL AND ERR'BODY!(I REFUSE TO DO THE LIST AND THE COPY/PASTE LOL)
I AGREE WITH HUSTLEMAN, B DOES SEEM LIKE THE TYPE OF *** THAT THINKS SHE'S TOO GOOD TO SUCK A MEAN ***! AND SHE'S ALSO A FOOL TO THINK THAT JAY AINT DIPPING ON HER ***! JUST B/C HE'S SEEN IN THE PUBLIC EYE WITH HER ALL THE TIME DON'T MEAN HE'S NOT CHEATING, TRUST ME HE HAS HIS HO'S TRAINED WELL!
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YOU BOGUS ABOUT THE HAWKS COMMENT LOL,I LIKE THEM THO,I WANTED THEM TO MAKE THE PLAYOFFS LAST YEAR,MIAMI 0-4 WHERE BLACKDADDY AT SO WE CAN LAUGH AT HIM LOL =============================================
MY PANTY CROTCH IS GONNA BE BLOOD RED SOON IF I DON'T GO PUT IN A TAMPAX. IT'S THE FIRST DAY OF MY PERIOD AND THAT S/HIT IS LIKE MONSOON SEASON IN MY CROTCH. CHUNKS OF BLOOD JUST A-FALLIN OUT OF ME.
imdiog lol! well i missed you yesterday, i was laughing at something and i thought of you & the shoulder shake! that *** right there is classic.. i've been good, working or not really ha ha.. but i'm glad you didnt take a hiatus!
hold up am i seeing what i think i'm seeing that i'm seeing!!??
CHYNAREDD!!!!!! hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii!
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*** that was ree ree *** sending out that ***....
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I know yo *** ain't talking! You sent one not too long ago with the *** head and *** cut off!!!
@OSOSEXI - ANTI-DUMB is the female version of UNCLE TOM. Only she goes off for nothing! And a lot of times, there are no sound supporting details to prove her points, or hell, what she says just confuses the hell outta for you some reason. UNCLE married her, but she didn't learn from him.
@HUSTLEMAN - **walking up slowly in my silk robe and talking sexy** Good morning love....I made you some breakfast. Pancakes, sausage, bacon, eggs, grits, hashbrowns with cheese and onions, fruit, and some orange juice, coffee, water, and koolaid on the side. You hungry?
WHAT!!!!!! SHE looks like she dont suck ***???? how yall no she dont get down in the bedroom, she better cuz what she wont do another woman will do, yall better start worrying about how your relationship is going, stop judging that girl, if she loves him and he loves her, what they do is their business, and trust me they he has turned her *** out, she was young with they got together so he has her as long as he wants her.
DUBYA THATS WASUP! ME AND B HONEY COOL! YOU CAN DEF GET IN ON THE SESSION CUZ I SEEN WHEN YOU CAME TO EITHER THE PARTY OR THE WEDDING AND YOU WASNT EMPTY HANDED! WANNA HIT THIS ***! LOL
B HONEY WORD! ILL HOLD THE BLUNT WHILE YOU ATTEND YOUR INTERVENTION CUZ IM A DEDICATED SMOKER! LMAO
*** THAT *** WAS SOOOOOOO NASTY! I WAS NERVOUS AS HELL TOO! YOU SEE HOW HER SCALP WAS ALL.....NEVAMIND, I QUIT!
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B HONEY YOU SHOL AINT STOLE NUTHIN! YEAH WE GOTTA GETCHU OFF DAT WEED FOR REAL! CHRISTMAS COMIN UP! LOL **************
YOU SHOLE RIGHT! LOL I COSIGN!!!!
HEY CHYNA!
@VANILLA ONE AND HUSTLE - BEY SUCKS THE SH!T OUTTA JAYZ D!CK. DONT GET IT TWISTED. PRETTY GIRLS MAY SEEM UPPITY, BUT THEM HOES GETS DOWN!!
ROTFLMAO @DAP!! you said click clacks!!
SBW i could see if they were younger kids i'm talking about 10 and up *** they should know better than to be eating some *** beads they got the little girl on video she look like she 12!! talking about i ate it and then.. WTF!! lol
blackhoney dont need no *** intervention look at me i've been smoking since i was 15 and look how i turned out!! :)
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OFFICIAL...ITS A *** SHAME WHEN THE CHILDRENS TOYS ARE KILLING THEM...LED PAINT FROM CHINA, DATE RAPE DRUGS IN BEADS...WTF?...WE NEED TO JUST DO THEM LIKE OUR PARENTS DID AND SEND YOUR AZZ OUTSIDE WITH SOME CLICK-CLACKS SO YOU CAN BUST YOURSELF IN THE HEAD...LOL ----------------------------------
LMAO!!
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*** MINX PUT A BYTCH OUT THERE WHY DON'T YOU! just know you aint the only one vibing off Hustleman! hmph! ******************
Whatever! You betta read that post from yesterday. Me and HUSTLEMAN already got that squared away....AND our people stay in the same neighborhood!!??!! ***, you already know what the business is.
However, he DID say I wouldn't be the only one. His *** just betta know, he ain't gon' pull that other woman *** in my face.
PUFF DADDY STARTED THIS STUFF WITH HIM AND CASSIE AND JAY-Z GOING TO STRIP SHOW. WHEN YOU HAVE A MAN THAT HAS TO LOOK AT *** THROUGH A ROSE COLORED GLASS HE IS UNSURE OF WHAT HE WANTS. JAY-Z HAS ALWAYS HAD A LUSTFUL EYES THATS WHY RIHANNA DIDN'LIKE HIS LAYING ***. RIHANNA WAS TOO MUCH FOR HIM TO HANDLE THATS WHY HE BACKED UP. JAY-Z WILL ALWAYS TRY TO GET INTO SOMEONE ELSES GLORY (FOXY BROWN)(BLUE CANTRELL)( BEYONCE) ITS ALL ABOUT JAY-Z AND WHAT HE WANTS.
y[SPAM] LMAO i just looked at that pic of jay! what is up with those 1973 shades!!?? oh *** maybe its because that movie "el cantante" came out and he is supporting the KING OF SALSA HECTOR LAVOE here's his pic tell me those arent the same *** glasses
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check it out and lets be the judge!!
LMAO @ JHO I LIKE HOW HE SAY AIGHT, SO I KEEP ON SINGING THAT PART IN MY HEAD! MY BAD! I GOTTA GET THAT SONG OUT MY HEAD!!!
B HONEY *** IT! WE CAN STICK WITH THE WEED CUZ IM RIGHT WITCHA! *looking confused. Who in the hell is providing this weed everyday???
LMMAO @ MINX FOR COSIGNING! I LOVE A HOOK UP!!!!
IF YOU GUYS ARE HAVING FAMILY OVER FOR THE HOLIDAYS..YOU MAY WANT TO POST THIS: it was e-mailed to me too funny and true...
RULES FOR THANKSGIVING DINNER AT MY HOUSE
1. Don't get in line asking questions about the food. "Who made the potato salad? Is it egg in there? Are the greens fresh? Is the meat in the greens turkey or pork? Who made the macaroni and cheese? What kind of pie is that? Who made it?"
Ask one more question and I will punch you in your mouth, knocking out all your fronts so you won't be able to eat anything.
2. If you can't walk or are missing any limbs, sit your *** down until someone makes your plate for you. Dinner time is not the time for you to be independent. Nibble on them pecans and walnuts to hold you over until someone makes you a plate.
3. If you have kids under the age of twelve, I will escort their little butts to the basement and bring their food down to them. They are not gonna tear my house up this year. Tell them that they are not allowed upstairs until it's time for Uncle Butchie to start telling family stories about their mommas and papas. If they come upstairs for any reason except for that they are bleeding to death, I will tear their butts up and you better not ask why!
4. There is going to be one prayer for Thanksgiving dinner! JUST ONE! We do not care that you are thankful that your 13 year old daughter gave birth to a healthy baby or your nephew just got out of jail. The time limit for the prayer is one minute. If you are still talking after that one minute is up, you will feel something hard come across your lips and they will be swollen for approximately 20 minutes.
5. Finish everything on your plate before you go up for seconds! If you don't, you will be asked to keep your greedy *** home next year!
6. BRING YOUR OWN TUPPERWARE!! Don't let me catch you fixing your self a plate in my good Tupperware knowing that I will never see it again! Furthermore, if you didn't bring anything over, don't let me catch you making a plate period or it will be a misunderstanding. And why are you making plates before you eat? You never bring a dish or offer a dime do you?
7. What you came with is what you should leave with!! Do not leave my house with anything that doesn't belong to you. EVERYBODY WILL BE SUBJECTED TO A BODY SEARCH COMING AND GOING OUT OF MY DOMAIN!!!
8. Do not leave your kids so you can go hopping from house to house. This is not a DAYCARE CENTER! There will be a kid-parent roll call every ten minutes. Any parent that is not present at the time of roll call, your child will be put outside until you come and get him or her. After 24 hours, I will call CPS!
9. BOOK YOUR HOTEL ROOM BEFORE YOU COME INTO TOWN!! There will be no sleeping over at my house! You are to come and eat dinner and go home or to your hotel room. EVERYBODY GETS KICKED OUT AT 11:00 pm. You will get a 15 minute warning bell ring.
10. Last but not least! ONE PLATE PER PERSON!! This is not a soup kitchen. I am not trying to feed your family until Christmas dinner! You will be supervised when you fix your plate. Anything over the appropriate amount will be charged to you before you leave. There will be a cash register at the door.
Thanks to Cousin Alfred and his greedy family, we now have a credit card machine! So VISA and MASTERCARD are now being accepted. NO FOOD STAMPS OR ACCESS CARDS YET.
WHAT UP MTO FAM!!!
IDK but Jay did say...
Where my girl go, on world tour Ladies I'm back on the street like a mount on a furlow!!! LMAO I GET MONEY REMIX!!!
Sorry for Dry Snitchin Hov. Hope Be's people dont read this but We all know he aint the most faithful *** LMAO! You and AI Got More In Carmen then BALLIN AND RHYMIN, REMEBER MORE IN CARMEN LMAO!!! POOR BEY!!! LOL! I Hope Its False tho...
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*** OFFICIAL I WAS THINKIN MAYBE TODDLERS WTF! TO TEACH HER BIG GROWN *** A LESSON I WOULD BYE HER BEADS TO EAT FOR LUNCH BREAKFAST AND DINNER LOL, LEAD FREE OF COURSE LOL
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ROTFLMAO!! now you see why i was buggin!
chynaredd LMAO!! i hear that.. about to put aqua dots on my christmas list!!
minx aight let me try again ***
blackrasp *** up and lay off the haterade this morning you lunchtime blogger!! LMAO!!
vanilla_one Flag post MINX BEYONCE DOES SEEM LIKE A FREAK BUT THE *** SEEMS LIKE SHE DON'T KNOW HOW TO SUCK..MAYBE SHE'S A GOOD RIDER! LOL
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ROTFLMAO!! vanilla you stuuuuuuuupid
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@D-***
And were coming TO MAKE A FOOL OUT OF YOU.
You sound like an IILTERATE ***.
You will be PETEY PABLO SOON.........I BET MY LIFE ON IT.
KEEP GIVING YOUR BLOOD TO THE HOOD, YOU DON'T EVEN OWN. YOU CAN ONLY DIE, GO TO JAIL, OR BECOME WASHED UP THERE.
PATHETIC---SOCIETY WILL TELL YOU IF YOU CAN STACK PAPERS OR NOT.
IF THE IRS DON'T KNOW ABOUT YOUR MONEY, YOUR PHONEY and your rich IN YOUR OWN MIND.
THERE'S NOTHING YOU CAN DO WITH IT, BUT BLING YOURSELF OUT TO IMPRESS YOUR BROTHERS WHO WILL EVENTUALLY
TAKE YOUR SH*T
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I DONT GET IT...DID I MISS SOMETHING???? WTF YOU DO ***?
@ official
Yeah, that shoulder shakin' sh*t, when it starts, I can't get my work done. That's why I had to stay off this thing for a few days. lol.
@ pink and SBW
I'll take a bloody tampon on wheat with american cheese and mayo. LMAO!!! That talk doesn't bother me. lol.
@ vanilla
Yes we are back to calling each other our god-given MTO names for now. lol. You know that sh*t was fun the other day :)
@ D-***
He was talking about Penny Hardaway like he was the missing link to the championship. LMAO!!!
MTO yall should be ashamed. How can yall tell that lie with a straight face. And then on top of that you always want to lie and say that you have a "Insider". Im starting to think that yall just sit in a room somewhere and think of the big lie of the day. The "Exotic Dancer" that you speak of is actually a new artist. Get your facts right and find some real insiders. Yall *** gone get sued one day.
ROTFLMAO @ antismart!
what the *** is :
And I know, I know the GHETTO PEOPLE WANT TO PLAY TOGETHER IN THE PLAYGROUND IN PEACE.
BUT YOU PLAYED TOO LONG WE WON'T LET YOU.
WE COMING FROM EVERY ANGLE NOT JUST HERE ****************************************
SO LET ME GET THIS STRAIGHT YOUR MISSION IS TO COME ON HERE AND STOP THE "GHETTO PEOPLE FROM PLAYING IN THE PLAYGROUND"!!
BWWWAAAAAHAAAHAAAHAA AA HAAAAA!! THAT'S THE FUNNIEST *** I'VE EVER HEARD MY WHOLE ENTIRE MTO LIFE!! YOU SILLY WABBIT!
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BLACKHONEY...YOU SMOKE YO AZZ OFF GIRL....BTW COULD YOU SEE BOUT GETTIN ME SOME DRESS *** WITH THAT "SPECIAL" DISCOUNT YOU GOT AT MACY'S *puttin my order in early..yall know the closer to the holidays store security be off the meter* *************
LMAO! You right on this one baby!! LOL
@PINKLICI - ANTIWOMAN thought you meant CNN instead CN (Community News). Dumb ***.
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@pinklici
Thanks for the ININTELLIGABLE (look it up) RESPONSE ==========================================
Look up this, you *** ***... The word is UNintelligible. So YOU LOOK IT UP. You fake educated ***. You don't wanna play word games with me ***/hole. Don't let the ghetto type fool ya. This *** will beat your punk *** down with spelling and grammar.
@ANTIDUMB - Sweetie PUHLEASE!!!! You don't remember the last time you tried to go toe to toe with me how i SLAUGHTERED your comments and your so called "logic"? That was BEFORE I just became a goofy blogger....i was hittin yo *** with the realness. Do you not remember? I think it even had something to do with your hiatus, am I wrong???
And "CN" (not slang) is an ABBREVIATION for another section of MTO (which is yet ANOTHER abbreviation for Mediatakeout)
Get the hell on....you wanna start, but I'm gon' be the one to finish that ***. Let's not start dissecting your logic, hun.
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*holding in smoke* *coughing like an emphazema patient* *** THIS DOME GOOD SMOKE...BUT WE BETTA ROLL FAST CAUSE YOU KNOW BLACKHONEY CAN SMELL TREES A MILE AWAY
Look Dap I had to go all Nacy Drew on yo *** lol.
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BALCKHONEY...BABYGIRL I WORK FOR A LAW FIRM...WE GOT YOU...LOL
AND OH YEAH THAT WAS OFFICIALS IDEA TO NOT CALL YOU *thinkin to myself tell her what she wanna hear til you get your shyt*
Just cuz I smoke alot of trees don't mean sh*t lmao. Dap trying to run game on a nigg*, I got street smarts nigg* lmao.
LMAO @anitsmart.. you will only be making a fool out of yourself to think that your attempts at bashing someones image on the INTERNET even come close to being entertained.. flood us with logic! haaa another one of the funniest things i've heard on mto.. you so called intelligent folks have nothing better to do with your time then to come flood us on the INTERNET with logic, please child sit somewhere and gather your thoughts, you will see that you are out numbered in this forum..
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@pinklici
Thanks for the ININTELLIGABLE (look it up) RESPONSE ==========================================
Look up this, you *** ***... The word is UNintelligible. So YOU LOOK IT UP. You fake educated ***. You don't wanna play word games with me ***/hole. Don't let the ghetto type fool ya. This *** will beat your punk *** down with spelling and grammar. ************************************************************************
LMAO Tell'em Pink, you gona give'em a VERBAL *** BEATEN HUH??? LOL LETS GET READY FOR VOCAB! LMAO!!!
@BLACKHONEY - Another tip for blogging.
PLEASE section off your copy and paste comments from your own comments with either of the following:
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Or you can come up with your own. But please....your comments are confusing when you don't seperate them! Just food for (blogging)thought!
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@officialbronxite
WE COVER MANY FORUMS AND AREAS IN LIFE.
WE WILL MAKE A FOOL OUT OF YOU HOW YOU SPEAK, THINK, MENATLITIES, AND LOOK.
TO HELP THE NEXT GENERATION
COME ON LET'S HAVE SOME FUN, FEEL THE WEAKNESS OF COMING AGAINST STRENGTH.
THEN JUMP ABOARD. ***************************************** where the hell did this where's waldo looking muh *** come from? trying to sound intelligent but cant spell!
SUP YALL!
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Antidumb Flag post @minx I'LL DROWN YOU WITH LOGIC. =========================================
Drown yourself in a Webster's Thesaurus, you non-spelling self-righteous piece of s/hit.
When you coming for people make sure your game is attack-free ***/hole.
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ROTFLMAO!!! SHE JUST NEED TO DROWN PERIOD LOL
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Kilda what it do baby? Don't mean to ignore you but i'm in the midst of roasting this ANTI-HUMAN *** talking slick with his degree from HOOKED-ON-PHONICS UNIVERSITY.
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NO PROBLEM - U MUST ROAST CHILE!!! I'LL BRB. HAVE TOO MUCH WORK TO DO TODAY :-(
prettylatina
LOL, Yeah true, every now and again, with a Hot Wavy Hair Light Skin Girl LOLOL! Famous or Not LOL!
Killdnoise: Everyhing is cool!
***: Real talk I was suprised to see him in the game yesterday, I thought Penny retired but you know how Shaq is, He think he can get everone a ring LOL! He helped Gary Payton tho LOL!
Matter fact_if you think about it when you hear all the men that are around Jay-z always seems to Mention how Jay-z is has changed and is such a sapp now. Or look at 50 and Cam wanna get to Jay they mention Bey like that's something they know would bother him. And the Roc-a-fella boys how they say he's all about Bey now and taking long weekends and early days to spend time with her. And how its all over him now and he aint even married yet
I know plenty of dudes who grown up and has had so many hoes in their lifetime that they're sick of it and they find that one gurl that rocks their world!
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Sup Minx and Vanilla One!
lol *** u official...I'm a lunch time blogger like ***!!! I got 15 mins left! lol **********************************************
Im waiting for my job to tell me just how many hours a day I spend on MTO, I know at least 5!!!!!
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9 FOR ME! AND THEY PAY ME FOR IT LOL! begining jan next year I won't see much of mto until i get home (gotta join the after 5 crew lol) cuz we merge with the other company and its all new bosses and ***
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SBW I had a run in with Uncle_Tom a time or 2. I had to send him home with his tail tucked and a pacifier in his mouth. We have been best frenemies ever since.
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I LIKE THAT FRENEMIES! LOL JOIN THE CLUB HE HARASS US ON A DAILY BASIS LOL HIS NAME IS AUNT TOMISHA CUZ WE THINK HE IS A CLOSETED *** MAN
LMAO AT HUSTLEMAN! NOT THE COWORKERS LOL
Can some 1 please tell me where Anti-commonsense is getting her ramblings? What in the hee haw hell is she talking about? ININITELLIGIBLE or whatever she was trying say. How are you going to try to enter a war of intelligence with no weapons. This moose is throwing pebbles while people with sense are coming through with sherman tanks.
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lmao at vanilla leave lil bro alone! he said he gotta get it on friday lol now if it was Beyonce cD, then maybe lol *********************************************************************
strongblackwoman
You just couldnt help yourself right, LOL Just had to add you 2 cents right? LMAO J/***!
Beyonce will be fine, Jay-Z is a taker and if this is true I hope he doen's end up with an Al Green history you know what happen to him. I knew that Jay-Z was a Dog never satisfied and always hungry. Beyonce will be fine! I never seen the commitment from him, Beyonce would always say that would marry when he is ready. Well to me he was too busy taking to be ready for anything. Women we must be careful with the heart takers. The ones that will suck you dry, and then feel that they did you a favor.
LMAO @ososexi!
*** that *** *** gonna start realizing they better stop brining knives to this gun fight we pull out the choppers on their ***!!
antismart realized she walked into the wrong forum with that ***, i'll flood you with logic, get the *** outta hea, that was cute and a nice try but once again you gets *** down immediately
LMAO AT C NAW IT WAS TOOO EASY LOL
So Im listening to Justin timberlooser song until the end of time and just realized he TOOK SAYING FROM PRINCE ACTUALLY THE WHOLE IDEA! BUT YET HE DISSED THE DUDE! WTF? NOW THAT IS WHAT I CALL LAME!
his verse:
Woke up this morning Heard the TV sayin' something 'Bout disaster in the world and It made me wonder where I'm going There's so much darkness in the world But I see beauty left in you girl And what you give me let's me know That I'll be alright
PRINCE VERSE:
I heard a voice on the news saying people want 2 stop the war If they had a love as sweet as U they'd 4get what they were fighting 4 What's the matter with the world 2day? The land of the free? Somebody lied They can bug my phone and people 'round my home They'll only c U and me making love inside
OKAY I KNOW ITS NOT EXACTLY THE SAME BUT WHEN I HEARD THE *** WAR IN JUSTIN SONG I WAS LIKE AINT THAT SUMTHIN LOL...... PRINCE IS THE BEST! LOL *stepping off soap box*
WOW....that pic of Jigga is got *** tow! He looks like *** Moose for real! "Hey Rocky, Watch me pull a rabbit outta a hat?!"
And I really don't think he would publicly embarrass Bey like that.....if he did the Bey's better off without him.....her *** will have the million man march on her azz once she's free and on the market again.
WHY DO PEOPLE ACT LIKE THEY JUST WON AN AWARD WHEN THEY LEAVE THE FIRST COMMENT. BIG DEAL. I WOULDN'T BE PROUD OF THAT. IT KINDA SHOWS HOW PATHETIC YOUR LIFE IS QUITE FRANKLY. ON THE INTERNET LIKE A CRACK FIEND AT 2 IN THE MORNING TRYING TO BE FIRST. LOL!
OTHER THAN THAT, IF THIS IS TRUE (WHICH WOULDN'T BE SURPRISING) I DON'T KNOW WHY EVERYONE IS ACTING LIKE HE DOESN'T *** AROUND. SH!T BEYONCE PROBABLY GOT A "JUMP OFF" TOO. AND WHAT'S THE WHOLE BIRACIAL THING ABOUT. WHETHER SHE BLACK, WHITE, ASIAN, DOMINICAN, JAPANESE, WHATEVER, SHE STILL A HOE AND THAT'S ALL SHE WILL EVER BE. WHEN HE READY TO SETTLE DOWN AND KEEP HIS THING IN HIS ROC A WEAR JEANS, THEN IT WILL MOST LIKELY BE BEYONCE. SHE DOING HER THING AND HE HAS ALREADY BEEN THERE AND DONE THAT. MAYBE THEY HAVE AN OPEN RELATIONSHIP. WHAT IS HE SUPPOSED TO DO, SIT AROUND AND WAIT FOR HER TO FINISH TOURING THE *** UNIVERSE, BEFORE HE CAN GET A QUICK LITTLE PIECE OF @SS. COME ON PEOPLE, NOT REALISTIC. LET'S WISE UP MKAY.
Do y'all really believe MTO? I don't. i need pictures and proof. This man has the most talented woman out right now, and you think he'll mess this up with a stripper from the club!!
Believe none of what you hear and half of what you see. And please, do you think the person on his payroll would be telling his buisness and still be employed. Mto Y'all have got some *** with y'all. The only reason why we heard about him and Nas chick was because he wanted that *** out. Do you hear about any other chicks he's been with except for the chick with the sin that resembles him a little? No!! If he had some chick on the side I'm sure the paparazzi would have a picture of it, he's being followed too!
@all of you who *** antistupid up!!! THANKS!
@DAP-LMO Very tasteful, I'll be posting this at my house.
MT0..hm hm hm why yall like talkin bout mixed chicks so much do you have to say she was bi-racial..? *** for goodness sakes.BTW..good now you can start more drama -CONGRATUALTIONS (Sarcastically speaking) Second, I agree just because Bey is wanted by many men doesn't mean a man can't cheat on her. Men will cheat on beautiful women everyday celeb or not. Boys will be boys. I can believe it because Jay-z ..seams like a "boy" lol. But I do hope it's false..no one deserves t0 be cheated on... see why I rather be single ..lol
strongblackwoman
Prince is cool but According to the late Rick James, He got his SWAGGER from Rick but Prince isnt as agressive with it as Rick was! LOL! But these young boys like JT get bashed heavy! LOL! FS/LS is THE REAL "BLACKOUT" ALBUM! LOL! JT is THEE MAN RIGHT NOW LOL!
But he said he admires Prince but when Prince dissed Sexyback, Then JT felt disrespected. Thats what that was all about! But he says he admires Prince on his HBO CONCERT!
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OK, I had to comment before I read this. Its about time you did some real reporting. I knew Camel face was out there and was waiting on MTO to get the scoop. Finally you did. Now Beyonce can leave him for a non-camel face dude who will marry her.
LMAO - u have me rollin'... that pic isn't very cute to me of Jay! I seen better of him!
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WHY DO PEOPLE ACT LIKE THEY JUST WON AN AWARD WHEN THEY LEAVE THE FIRST COMMENT. BIG DEAL. I WOULDN'T BE PROUD OF THAT. IT KINDA SHOWS HOW PATHETIC YOUR LIFE IS QUITE FRANKLY. ON THE INTERNET LIKE A CRACK FIEND AT 2 IN THE MORNING TRYING TO BE FIRST. LOL!
******************************************* LMAO!! one *** even went as far as to say now i can go back to sleep!! i was ROTFLMAO!!
@fiddy, my pleasure!
ROTFLMAO AT OFFICIAL AND TINY! I JUST JUMPED OFF TOPIC FOR A SEC CUZ I WAS LISTENING TO JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE SONG FOR THE FIRST TIME AND WHEN I THOUGHT I HEARD WAR I WENT BALLISTIC! LOL
YAL REMEMBER THE JACKSON MOVIE WHEN HE TURNED INTO A CAR OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT! I USE TO WATCH THAT ALL DAY EVERYDAY LOL
CUZ OF PURPLE RAIN I WENT THRU A PURPLE FETISH LOL
*** that dont count nicca..in order for you to feel purple rain you had to have lived through the MOVEMENT! thats just like the martin luther king march! you had to be there YOUNGSTA!!!LOL
man official! i would give anything to go back to the 80's!! we didnt realize how good we had it!! we'd put a tape in the radio and hold the rewind button down for like 2mins just to hear the song again! hell we were patient! we aint have *** to do!! nowadays everybody is so much in a rush..putting cd's on repeat..high speed internet...
strongblackwoman
That was for one of his videos I think but he aint trn into a car LOL he trned into some animal. I thought you was talkin bout the Jacksons Movie That Be on VH1 Every *** Month! LMAO But its my fav movie of al time LOL! I watch that *** everytime it come on, my mother & my sister go crazy! LMAO!
LMAO @SBW.. we be having some good ole hearty laughs on here! that *** was funny! i was like huh?? but it actually wasnt the word say huh with your mouth closed!! thats the sound i made sound like scooby doo!! LOL
tiny LMAO you stuuuuuuuupid, but i know thats right! how about waiting for a song to come on the radio to record it on tape and that *** always had the radio station on it like "hot 97" so everybody know you didnt buy the *** single your *** recorded that *** off the radio!!
NO C HE TURNED INTO A CAR! MY BAD IT WAS A MICHAEL JACKSON MOVIE! MOONWALKER! THANKS DUBYA!
TINY YOU SOUND LIKE MY DADDY LOL
DUBYA MAN DO U KNOW I KNEW ALL THE *** ROUTINES! * standing near my desk trying to do the moonwalk bout to bust my ass* lol "YOU BEEN HIT BY SMOOTH CRIMINAL" DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN LOL