: MediaTakeOut.com obtained photos of Serena Williams in a bikini. When a member of our staff first saw these pics, he called the Guiness Book Of World\'s Records. You see, the unfortunate staffer thought that the photos were of the legendary monster Bigfoot, and not of the Grand Slam winning tennis star...

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strawcream

Oh no.....Who said Serena was sexxy?!


d-d-lux3

FU*&*** y'all,Serena is *** hot. I bet she would *** to the death. Great tuck job ,too....


bebegoode

SHE LOOKS GREAT,REMEMBER,BEAUTY COMES IN ALL SHADES OF BLACK


njsweetface

She looks like a man though in the face right. I think her body looks good, i think thick girls rule!


sandy101

she looks like a man and her breasts look like a pair of wet socks.


shauna_623

Did she get the rest of her surgery


chrissy

thats alot of pork or should i say beef...


KPBKENY

She looks very manly she has a nice booty but her face is terrible.


Chynablacq

She aight!! But can someone PLEASE do something with them eyebrows!!! ***!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


ATLPeach404

LMAO @ ^^^. I said the same thing. Im real big on (my) eyebrows and if yo *** aint tight, it aint right.


Darknlovelync

AT LEAST SHE IS STILL NATURAL, BUT THE EYEBROW WAXING. *** THEY NEED TO THIN THEM OUT. THE SISTER HAS ALWAYS BEEN THICK BUT *** SHE CAN PLAY SOME TENNIS AND MAKE MONEY.


jayvegas

She doesn't do it for me, but she does have a natural body and that is a refreshing thing to see today in our world of lip, breast and hip implants along with seeing Nicole Richie rib cage. The fact that she can play competitive women's tennis at such a high level without having the typical "tennis player" body really speaks of her training and conditioning.


ATLPeach404

Dark - I dont think her eyebrows are hair. They look tattooed on


maya06923

I agree 120% with most of you. She can past because of her A/S/S. Yet her front apperance such as those breast, face, and eyebrows needs repair.........



CrakaBakBlak

She's not that bad. She's alright, I mean she's an athlete and that requires her to have defined muscles in places where the average women wouldn't. Besides that wasn't she the one who said she won't date Black men? If so, good luck trying to find a devil that will love her with a body shape like that. She'll be a whiteboy novelty.


bigtymvp

FINGER LICKIN GOOD!!


TiVo

Man, I'd put a paper bag over her face and drink milk outta the crack o' that ***.


ThaddeusD

Is it me or does her head look too small for her body? Duct Taped ***. DUCT TAPED ***! AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!


warhawk79

She looks like Ben Wallaces little brother, oh, uh I mean little sister. I do like dat *** tho......


darealone

throw some d's on that face?


KT

UGH!... YUCK!...! ugly eyebrows, sag'*** [EXPLETIVE] and a bad weave!? at least she has great teeth!


KIWI29

iilllllll!!!!!!!!!!! yuck... u r right Warhawk she does look like Ben Wallace's brother..and ThaddeusD, she does have a small head for such a big body..... and who the hell told her she was sexy....? she needs a face transplant but she has a good body........ dudes would hit that


realwoman

She's actually a very attractive woman IMO. She just needs to work on a few thangs...ditch the weave, tone down on those arms, and correct the brows.


drburke

What does she need any of you for. Arms, eyebrows, hair, eyebrows be damned. She's Serena Williams, who recognizes your name?


itz_jj_nicca

Beautiful body..... but da eyebrows...ugh.... and itz about time she got rid of that blond ***


princessof_la

someone, let Serena know that I'm a stylist & there is still hope..


ebonytorpedo

i didn't know shawn kemp grew his hair out!!!!


sapphiya

I'm suprised Serena has saggy boobs with her being athletic and all. I agree, the eyebrows make her look like a man. They're too *** thick and it takes away from her eyes.



DreDog

LMAO at ebonytorpedo!! God *** that was a good one! The girl does have a great body though but yeah she needs a new make up artist and hair stylist for real....I have not seen a good weave on her yet....she's worth about 50 million duckets...there's just no excuse for it.


tupaccameron

I think she looks cute yall just hatin on her because she is thick


cocoa

GOOD LORD. NOT CUTE AT ALL. I STILL LOVE HER AS A TENNIS PLAYER THO. LOL


mzsouthernprincess

She has a pretty face ( and her teeth are beautiful) and her *** is nice ( not *** just saying), but serena never wears flattering clothes. for instance, her breast are too big for that particular swim suit. it makes her look saggy and outta shape, even older. since she has such a muscular build, she should choose more appropriate clothing to make her look more like a woman. you can tell she tries, but she just doesnt get it. skimpy is not necessarily sexy.


718crooklynstyle

nice booty,but her face looks like jim brown! and to whoever said her breast look like wet socks............lol,i see im not the only one with jokes!


Aquaman3000

She got more bubble than Betty Rubble,but she looks like Freds dog Dino in the face!!


sexyassasia

she looks like a man. she looks horrible! roarrrrrrrrrrrrr serena!


DA504MAN

I don't know what ya'll expected. I've never seen a black female Athlete that was a beauty queen. Most of them do not wear makeup and for the most part look somewhat dykish. They're usually hard or muscular in the especially in the face. Just look at girls that do alot of weight training. But overall Serena is not a bad looking female she look like what she is in the face an Athlete and her body is really nice T & A is especially tight nothing wrong with the body at all. She has the curves in all the right...I think that black cat suit proved that. I do have to comment on that last picture, it did look Doctored...because her head was too small for the body, that was kinda strange. Anyway with her fame and money who gives a ***!!!


Biggge3

Serena is fine as hell. Y'all stop hating. She's a wonderful athlete, who doesn't need your approval. 99% of the men on this site would give their left nut for a chance to date her.


Bobbystarks

U guys should leave serena alone....if she was in your bed you would tell her to leave. besides she has got that thick booty. The kind that makes your eyes water...LOL


texasmade

I think she looks really good in her bikini.


realwoman

Da504man I remember growing up watching Florence Griffith and Jackie Kersee (her teeth were just a liiiil too big) and thinking that they were so beautiful! Laila Ali and Sheryl Swoops are also pretty. I guess it really depends on who you ask and what you consider 'beauty'. Maybe you just grew up with a different standard of beauty....


harriw

I will definitely HIT THAT

You guys must be crazy are ***. Forget about her hair, weight, clothes, and eyebrows in these pictures. I will definitely cut Serena.


jigga0715

I too would hit that without any hesatition that 4 sure.


mosexy

yeah she needs to slap whoever did them eyebrows cause that is sickening. Excuse me while I go throw up....... *** Serena looks like she belong in the zoo!!!



ninja

i don't think she ugly cause she BLACK, but because she is too *** buff. however i'm sure someone would hit that ***...i just know it wouldn't be me...for any amount of $$$$. i bet all those muscles make her koochie stank and sweaty. grossss!!!


RemyXO

All Serena got is A$$ and MONEY. BOOP thats it ! sHE DOES LOOK LIKE SHUBACCA (LMAO)


Imaginethis

Serena's body is actually nice! I bet half the girls in here fat livng on welfare and collectin child support checks and *** off cause they can't get no d!ck...LOL get a life!


senoj

She should tone down her eyebrows! ~Ninja "i bet all those muscles make her koochie stank and sweaty. grossss" WHAT? That was bogus :-/


malik

LMA[SPAM]OO!!!

***Sandy101

Why o why did you say her boobs look like wet socks!? You got me laughin my azz off!!! She is waaaay to manly lookin, but I love the fact that she kickin azz in tennis.


1hotfiremarshal

Sandy101, you need your azz kicked for that!!!! Girl, you got me over here ROTFLMMFAO!!!! Wet socks? I couldn't read anymore posts after that one. I've had my laugh for the day. By the way.....WET TUBE SOCKS, AT THAT!!!!


1hotfiremarshal

This comment is for "Imaginethis"..... What's wrong with collecting child support checks? Are you saying now that a nicca ain't suppose to take care of his child? Or did you mean "welfare" checks?


Resa

She's not the pretty girl, see's not the ugly either i bet almost ever guy up her will hit it just casue. She normal she not trying to be a model she trying to have fun at the *** beach Get Out her ***


wakeupblkpeople

The only thing wrong with Serena is her nose...no one else wanted to say it, but the nose is too wide. Other than that she iight...oh yeah and the weave...


MissReRe

I think everyone that is saying that she looks horrible, or some variation, is hating. She is at the beach playing in dirt, not at a photo ***. She looks like an everyday girl, better than most of you with your best make-up on.


realwoman

no i love WIDE NOSES! I do not think that in order for you to be beautiful you have to have a thin nose, lips, or straight hair! How can you call yourself 'wakeupblkpeople' while saying this sister's African nose is too wide?


yungfashionista18

serena looks like shes needs to be on the set of a low budget rap video o and the eyebrows are fierce she no she wrong


DASHIZZLE

*** SHE GOT A FAT ***.. I WOULD HIT THAT FO SHO!!!


jyates3

That thick body and that fat azz, and she is giving all that to a white boy.

Makes me sad that she will never experience a real long *** up in that azz... just a little white snail...

oh well.


sony

SHES SO *** BEASTY!


Grandpamatt92

o.***. now i think this site is full of racist u *** losers always puttin sumthin up about beyonce or some one black hop off and every body responds so negavtily towards it but *** angelina jolie gets posted up oh she looks so nice rutty tooty fruity *** losers/racist

-M@tT Black Power


GR8LUV2

Sista looks good to me. A strong confident, successful sista is all good...and dat @$$ ain't bad either. Peace Serena


420Nda510

this ain't got chit 2 do with dark or lite skin, Serena just ain't real easy on the eye, but it's plenty of ugly redbones out there too. But she a bad beotch, she took off a year & came back & whip them white gurls *** & let them know the Compton in the house! only reason i watch tennis is 2C her phat jiggle ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !


poltergeist

oh oh!!! the breast are *** fugly. So this is the Serena who was dissing black bros? She clains sh got the money and yet can't cleanup herself?

F*ù*** her


poltergeist

oh oh!!! the breasts are *** fugly. So this is the Serena who was dissing black bros? She claims she's got money and yet can't even cleanup herself?

F*ù*** her


hermanofstlz

what i would like to know is why afro-american men and women are only considered beautiful when they have more caucasian features rather than more african features,what i wonder is if serena looked more like brittney spears,would she be acceptable,i say serena you are a beautiful statuesque woman and your true fans are proud of you....


malik

*hermanofstlz

You already know the answer to that. We are african "americans". Brought up on a whole new culture and way of thinking. Personally, I can appreciate black women that look good. The PROBLEM I see is that black folks think that blacks are supposed to be big, dumpy, lumpy shaped people. And then we get the talkin bout being big and beautiful. Nah. I don't think so. Get yo azz in a GYM. That *** aint healthy. PERIOD.

**Grandpamatt92**

Your in a gossip site. You don't like it..leave. Your not looking close enough. People are giving the credit where credit is due. If you paid half attention to the postings, you'd notice that.


HipHop215

This woman looks good. Yall are trippin.


bew-t

What's the problem? People come in different shapes and sizes. Bew-t is in the eye of the beholder.


wakeupblkpeople

WOW Malik...I could not have said it better myself. Black men luv thick women, but not FAT women. If u trying to figure why you don't have a man...then look in the mirror. I luv my black women who be in the gym like me...This thing with black men liking fat women is old. Get your lazy azz in shape. Beauty is not in the eye of the beholder...some people are universally attractive, some people are not. Like I said earlier, Serena nose is too wide and the weave needs to go. Realblackwomen if u like wide noses like that...then cool.


HardCopy

Serena can get it, big sandy azzcheeks and all!


realwoman

hermanofstlz what i would like to know is why afro-american men and women are only considered beautiful when they have more caucasian features rather than more african features,.... ---------------------

Thank you! I am an African American via the Caribbean and that is just not how I was raised. I grew up in a house full of pictures of beautiful Africans! They had full lips, well defined noses, bushy hair, strong bodies and beautiful flawless dark skin. I never thought these features were bad until I bumped into some knuckleheads who were talking about 'good hurrr' and 'light skindeded'! lmao

I guess it all depends on how you were raised...i notice that people who were raised by TV seem to adhere more to that Euro beauty standard as well. It must suck for these 'black' people to look in the mirror or around their neighborhoods and hate what they see everyday.


k-mayne

If she was light skin or white ya'll would be sweating her. Look at blacks putting they OWN people down. We the only race that need to come up. We got a long way to go. Still stuck on light skin and mixed. Beauty comes in all shades, when God made light skin HE did not stop there. Women weather they black or white are lovely creatures

She natural, ya'll so use to the "Bee-Fon-Kay's you really don't notice "The real". Real women have stretch marks, breast may sag a little and have *** hair. No body is perfect.

I did not think the photos were bad they are not air-brushed like most of these photos be. That's a real sista right there.

When it's over and done with her and HER EYEBROWS are paid. (LOL)


prettybunny

It aint nothing wrong with Serena see what it is alot of females get jealous when they man or a man period thinks Serena is attractive het body is tight and eyebrows don't make a person she can have the bushiest eyebrows and men still are going to jock her so keep hating on her!! nothing will change because of your hateration



prettyeyez

***..I'M A GIRL AND SERENA IS PHAT AS HELL..IM NOT A HATER SHE HAS A BANGIN BODY AND I WOULDNT MIND STEALING SOME OF THAT AZZ..LOL...


Trey

I am not *** but you do have a fat azz for a DUDE.


sosincere

Who said that her nose was "too wide" ? I really hope you are not african- american. Cause if you are that is the most *** thing Ive ever heard. ITS 2007! wAKE THE F#&* UP ! You fool. You may want to highlight the "american" in african amercan but believe me you still looked at as a ***@#$a by the powers that be. They so good at what they do they got you hating on what s inherintly how god made us to be. Now I think she look like a dude too...but come on. The wide nose thing was a bit much!


bigdawg4ever

Now thats a woman!


missyella

she looks alrite


scorpio

they are right she can pose for the national geographic.she still has her compton look.but she is rich


iamhere2letUhaveit

..........What's the process when they burn the upper portion of the skin to bring out the smooth skin underneath? her forehead sure needs some kind of epidermis peel or something - it's covered in acne, her WEAVE looks cheap and deplorable, her eyebrows looks "scary", her sexy thickness is all that get's her over, I'm sorry but she still reminds me of "magilla gorilla"


iamhere2letUhaveit

Serena's Valentine's hopelist

Girl, PLEASE go out and spend some REAL money on A REAL PLASTIC SURGERY OVERALL - HEAD TO TOE, You definately need it, and You certainly can afford it!!! Epidermis Peel on the forehead, reconstruct that "piggly wiggly" nose, Pay real cash for a real "WEAVE", an eyebrow overall, girl, spend that money to make yourself appealing to the eye - you owe it to yourself and to those of us who love watching tennis but is GROSSED out by the way you be runnin' across the court lookin'!!! You are only what you pay for!!!!


FOXY24

Go girl she looks good, skin is flawless face is pretty and teeth is georgeous go serena !!!


1finedivaboo

see now yall see this braud play toooooo *** much!!!!!!!!!! now if yall too *** scared to say it... im not..this tennis playing ho..HO!! i say, looks a *** mess top to bottom and it doesnt make any sense and to say she dont want nothing to do with BLACK MEN ......okay where did this valtrex wolf come from??


1finedivaboo

foxy you must look strikingly similar to this ...........troll with a weave and they should ask beyounce's momma to do her tracks.......ooops i mean weave


1finedivaboo

talk about skin is flawless .*** skin is agitated!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Deltasky

She looks like "I" do...a thick healthy looking WOMAN...not a skinny *** twiggy bit..ch. Like most of ya'll sistas are trying to look now-a-days....She is what we call "down-south" HEALTHY....black eyed peas, CHITLIN'S and Collard greens with a side of CORNBREAD...Just like me.


yummyyumts

Who's standard is she living by? She plays tennis and likely works out 5-7 days a week. What in the hell else could her body be but defined? I have to admit a new hair style and hit that top lip but overall she's not as bad as you people make her out to be. Women come in different shapes and sizes each with their own style. What standards are you judging her on white girl standards? Well sistas mostly aint built like that they got some meat and pleanty *** and when they work all that body out it sometimes tends to look masculine. Either way she has enough fame and fortune she can look how ever she so sees fit.


vallie

she needs to get her breasts lifted ... and grow some real eye brows ... and check that weave ... she is simply a hot mess



bfan4981

she can look good....just a few minor tweeks are needed:grow some real eyebrows get a breast lift...is there anyhting of the sort?...anyways...and tone down those huge man arms and she's good to go!!! By the way she has a great ***..(no ***)


HipHop215

Serena is beautiful.


MsKrystale

no ***, but Serena has a phatty!


lilwendywilliams88

manly looking women should not wear bikinis. That is not pleasing to look at, at all. She needs to stick to tennis clothes and leave the sexy to us fit women.


AJS

LMAO @ "NO ***" YALL NICCAS CRAZY SHE GOT AN AZZ BUT SHE NEED WORK. SHE DA FATTEST TENNIS PLAYER I'VE EVER SAW. LOOK LIKE SHE DONT CHASE DA BALL ENUFF. SHE KINDA MANNISH AINT SHE, I WONDER WHAT VENUS DOIN?? []D [] []V[] []D


bigdickbone4life

yall peeps fail to realize everyone cant be beautiful. some of yall cant talk. least she have money to get azz jobs,boob, face the whole 9. most of you broke bammas cant afford any of the above. so stop hatin. she is who she is and you are who u are. broke busted and cant be trusted.


NYCTAMECHA

I think Serena is HOT. I do think she needs to quit with the blonde weaves forever. But then, how many sistas out there always wear the right weave? Her body is slamming. Big breasts sag when they're natural. Hell, ALL "natural breasts" droop. Serena does not look like man. All she needs to change is the eyebrows, the weave and, maybe, get better tone.


yummyyumts

>>>>>***

Your excatley right no matter how ugly she is she has made her way in life. She has paved a way for herself can anyone talking foul of her say that for themself? Well until you can *** TF up. Haters hate cause they mad they ain't got it like that.

She might be ugly(in some peoples eyes), she may be manly, she may have a fierce grunt on the court but she is a Professional Tennis Player she's pretty much set for life. The media loves her and she will be doing endorsements for some time to come and when she can't play tennis no more she will sell clothes, act, go to Brodway or something that will keep that money flowing. When you got money and power ugly don't matter. Nobody will say to her sorry cant take your 5 million for that house cause you too ugly. Get real hope that throughout your trivial little lives that you can accomplish just a meger amount of what she has accomplished in just a few years. She's a Women of Color and has accomplished things that most women of color will only dream of accomplishing and then its only a fleeting dream.


darkman

man ya'll giving this wildebeast frog looking ho compliments..... and she had diss the brothers too.. man please.... that ho can drown in the ocean fasho lol


HURTEMBAD

She look like Sista Patterson (New Yorks mamma)


nyshia19

I got 3 words UGLY AS HELL!


xxxnycdivaxxx07

apparently the surgeons stopped at the neck....

all that money and still no decent eye brows, pro active.... etc.. i see the hood follows you


AmLove

Serena is a excellent tennis player. Black folks you need to wake up, stop spreading the hate on your own race. This woman just won the Austrailian Open! But I'm sure you don't care. Still listening to what white people taught you. Too many black people still have a Master/Slave mindset. If a white person called Serena half the names you have called her, you would be out-raged. But you won't do anything about it!


kia

What the Hell are you guys talking about, "oh she has a nice ***" *** the ***, I don't care how big a girls azz is if she aint pretty in the face whats really the point, I'll hit though but thats about it. she's extremely gifted. Not wify *** the ***.


Bill_Bixpy

I agree with AmLove, you negroes are so stupid. You talk about your own folk in such a negative light, and then you get upset if another race does the same thing. Serena is the best in her sport and she's a beautiful woman, and most of you naysayers would love to be in her position. Y'all forever talking about the negatives and never anything positive. You say what's wrong, but never offer a solution or provide any action. Since you're too lazy to act or do anything about, at least be more positive so that your positivity can motivate others. And you wonder why other races laugh at you. You know who I'm talking to.....



MeChiefSlapaHoe

That girl is think as a first grade pencil! I would kill that thang! D A M ***! Hey Serena, I am from LA also, and it looks like you got something on yo ***, can I wipe it off for you?


harlem150

I'll stick it in *** if i had a chance


The_scanalyzer

She look like a cross between Sheneneh and Wanda the ugly Woman


yummyyumts

See these folks are so moronic that they totally missed your point. Celeb gossip is ok but what happens here is not gossip it is just what you said it is the slave/master mentality. We as a people have been duped and some of us are just too *** blind or stupid to see it.

Why is it ok to talk about each other like animals? Because that’s how the rest of the world talks about us anyway?

No matter how hard you work in life or how much you succeed in life it’s like the crabs in the bucket ever time one gets close to the top the others bit at his leg and try to break his grip from the top because can’t get to the top.

You know what’s even more ironic is the fact that they see nothing at all wrong with talking about people.

She’s rich nobody is gonna not take her F***ING money cause she’s ugly wake up she got the money to fix her ugliness but your stuck with yours cause you can’t afford to fix it.


Godwell

I don't get it. I WOULD TEAR HER UP!!!!

Unfortunately...she's into fat JEWISH Directors.


punkin

She's cute to me. I would love to have a body like hers right about now. Remember-PRO BLACK!!


RedBeanzNRice

OMG...why can't I have a booty like that! Yep, I'm hatin' on ALL the sistas with bootys you can set a beer can on.


ressecup43

FROM AN OUTLAW, WHO EVER SAID YOU'RE NOT SEXY IN OR WHEREEVER YOU ARE, IS JUST HATIN,MUST DON'T KNOW,AND WISHIN,THEY COULD,THATS TRUE TALK FROM A BLACK OUTLAW IN MN. WAY OF DET. MI.


OsLadee

Even with all the money in the world - Serena Williams WILL ALWAYS BE 'ZUGLY!'.