She was on one of those hollyweird diets, so I wouldnt doubt it

DONT BELIEVE IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

SHE DON'T LOOK LIKE SHE'S MISSING TOO MANY MEALS TO ME. BUT MAYBE SHE'S JUST STRESSED OUT WITH HER CAREER GOING BAD AND NELLY GOING WILD.

TOP 10? YES!!!!

it aint working

okay so....if she comes out "fat" then y'all clowning either way.

She does look a little smaller, but still...I thought it was cool to embrace your curves?!?!?

Oh yeah, how come people be so pressed to be first????

*** MTO!

HAPPY FRIDAY EVERYONE ! ! !

ATL ! ATL ! ATL !

LOOKS LIKE SHE GOT THICK!!!!!!

she looks nice the way she is

She may be going through something everyone has disorders sometimes that does not make it a problem unless it's constent.

Yu Aint Worried Bout Her bc If Yu Were Yu Wouldn't Have, umm.. "Put Her Out Like That".. Any Way I Dont Believe This Ish...

this is str8 ***!!!

She look fine to me. If she wanna play the skinny girl type, then hey, more power to her. And MTO, as always, ya'll find a skinny pic of her and out of the blue "a faithful reader" has some dirt on her. Get real!

Actresses and singers are under a LOT of pressure to look good and mainly THIN in the clothes designers are VYING for them to wear. starvation diets work but they get old FAST and the weight comes right back on....

She looks fab!!!

www.myspace.com/fire3300

Felony'sHobby, you must wake up to MTO every morning. Why is it that everyone has a snitch in their camp according to this site?

She don't have no *** eating disorder! What the hell are they trying to imply that she threw up the *** apple? Don't believe this story MTO!

WOW. ASHANTI YOU AREN'T WHITE AND YOU AREN'T FAT. EAT GIRL!!!!!

Girl eat your food and don't forget to swallow!! ha ha

Don't Know if I believe this one

WWW.BOUTIQUEMASALA.COM

There is enough problems in the world MTO. Starving kids in Africa and I'm African.If she is that sick, tell her to go and eat Ja Rule or Nelly's___________Fill in the blank

yeah yeah mto.. ashanti has an eating disorder, bow wow spit in chris browns face, beyonce married jay-z, eva longoria married an alien.. and i just won the lotto and save alot of money by switching to geico!

GTFOH!!!

where my peeps at.. heeeyyyyyy

Actually I am at work when I come to this site. And since I really have nothing to do at work (unless something goes terribly wrong) why not come on here and clown.

Ashanti doesn't have an eating disorder, she has a lameness disorder. There is nothing special about her. She is just your average run-of-the-mill R&B singer. She better hurry up and take acting classes before her singing career definitely goes in the toilet. Maybe we will see her on some low quality, straight to DVD and BET movies...you know, like that Mike Jones The American Dream movie!!!

Yaaaaaawwwn!!!! Next story

FYI to all the haters of the world:

the more malicious the hate, the more it shows how unhappy u r with urself...

that's my PSA 4 the day ;)

I seriously doubt it! Ashanti looks like she eats...well might I add!

I mean she isn't fat or anything...she looks very healthy and radiant.

RUMOR: I DON'T GIVE A F*CK!!

its the F W O C!! we need to get this place decorated.. *** i dont recognize anyone!

I hope she doesnt have an eating disorder. It saddens me to see people trying so hard to be a size 2. Just be happy the way you are. If people can accept that then f*ck them.

I doubt it. She looks pretty healthy

I hope she doesnt but if she does, I aint never seen somebody look so good doing........good luck to her.

Why would she not eat!!! Hell she is fine as a ***!! These fine ladies be tripping!!!

@OFFICIAL: I KNOW RIGHT! IT'S BEEN WEAK AS SH*T OVER HERE LATELY!

WE NEED TO SPRUCE THIS PLACE UP!

Yeah right, she is so worried about Ashanti that she just had write in to a website read by millions telling them about Ashanti's eating disorder. By the way Ashanti, instead of not eating, try not singing. We all would feel a lot better.

Proof that Mediatakeout makes up their stories to go along with their photos!!!

She does look a bit emaciated as compared to what she normally looks like, but [SPAM] has more pics from the SAME *** with the SAME dress and she looks just like "Ashanti".

Queen Latifah said it best, these "black blogs" make up stories to go with the pictures and the only people who believe them are people who WANT to feed off of negativity."

a whole bunch of doodoo. 'An entire day'.... wow And that was probably your last day to spend with her

DOUBT IT.. SHE LOOKS GOOD TO ME

After the way 50 Cent slautered her and Ja Rules career along with they're record label Murder Inc I aint surprised.

SO IF SHE WAS FAT THEN YALL BE TALKING BOUT HER EITHER WAY. SO I SAY WHO CURRS YA DIG!1

FWOC i'm surprised the topic is actually being discussed.. that'll change ***..

I doubt this is true, but why is it that if you're in hollywood and u get skinny you have a *** eating disorder and if you gain a little weight u pregnant or they calling you fat????? That's why these celebrities be going crazy cause they can't win for losing...Like Pac said f*ck the fame, all I want is the money!!!!!!!

She is beautiful no matter what! Pretty face will carry her body!

WWW.BELLABOUTIQUES.BIZ

HATERS WITH A POT TO P!SS IN WILL TRY TO P!SS IN YOURS!!!

MYgirl you are right yea it's hard bein a woman!!! But I love my 5'4 130lb self. I use to hate ashanti cause I felt like she had no talent and that she would flop eventually because she was takin so many people's music and...whammo she did. Now I just feel sorry for her because she's tryin so hard. Poor child. It must be hard. She's really the only one that's out there that I know of that hasn't had any work done on her body (to my knowledge) i hope she will be ok

Ashanti doesn't need to lose any weight. I bet it's one of those new diets like the cookie diet or something, I doubt she is not eating at all, I dont think she wants to be skinny because booty and hips are in these days.

She's depressed! Nelly cheating on her, she had a relationship with a MARRIED MAN (Irv Gotti). And on top of that she haven't drop an album in 4 years.

IF THIS IS TRUE!!

IT HAS TAKEN ME 25 MINUTES JUST TO POST A COMMENT!! WTF...

HEY OFFICIAL AND FWOC AND WHOEVER I MISSED

OFFICIAL

WHAT DO YOU NEED ME TO DO?? I BROUGHT SOME LIQUOR AND SOME OF THE DECORATIONS BUT IM TO *** TO BE HANGING *** UP...WHERE IS EVERYONE THAT IS SUPPOSED TO BE HELPING???

officialbronxite Flag post FWOC i'm surprised the topic is actually being discussed.. that'll change ***.. -------------------------------------------------------------------- LMAO!! THAT'S HOW YOU CAN TELL IT'S BEEN AWHILE! WE'RE USUALLY OFF TOPIC NO MORE THAN 7 MINUTES AFTER THE STORY IS POSTED!

@CARAMEL: NOBODY HERE YET EXCEPT US 3...

MAYBE A DRUG HEAD ( WEEDY'S) MAYBE BUT EATING DISORDER GET THE F*** OUT

She is so late for trying to expose Ashanti. Hell, there are plenty of days that I just dont have an appetite either. I know I dont have an eating disorder..

nope- its a lie, some days u just dont feel like eating and some days u feel like eating everything in the fridge...it happens

PARTY TIME!!!!!!

come on now something isnt right look like she falling off a lil bit

WELL I NEED THEM TO HURRY UP CUZ I NEED A DRINK! AND I KNOW BY NOW OFFICIAL NEED HER SOME E-WEED..LOL

BRB GOING TO CHECK CN

:O)

FWOC i know.. i was like *** we've been on vacation in the island to *** long!

caramel i'm high already! put them drinks over there by the bar..

SMACHAN HAS ARRIVED...WHERE THE MUH FUGGIN CHICKEN ***

So What... thats her Buznezz...Mto yall killin me with these lame azz stories......

where *** at i need him to check on those strippers.. cant ask him to do ***

Ey I'mma need some of these characters to exit the building..lmao...so who's gonna escort them out on the count of 3............1

I dont believe u at all MTO. That child doesnt look like she been missing too many meals. She probably is on a little diet, but how yall trying to make it seem like she is going anorexic i dont believe it.

smachan the foods in the kitchen it hasnt been set up yet.. nothing is ready my *** assistant (killdanoise) is gonna be late and i need my *** tip jar!

LMAO @ SMACHAN!

Where's HELLA? She know *** well that she's the bartender at all of our events!!

IM GOING TO CHECK AND SEE IF I CAN FIND ***

SMACHAN THE CHICKEN IS BY THE CORN ON THE COB..BUT DONT START EATING ALL OF IT UNTIL THE REST OF THEM GET HERE

smachan for real tho.. a whole bunch of uninvited guest girls.. but uh i'm looking too cute in this dress to be playing security where deebo i mean hella at?? LMAO

2........

has anyone seen sbw??? she was supposed to make the red kool aid...where she at..im thirsty!

fwoc all i know is she dont get here in 2 mins i'm playing temp bartendar.. uh long enought to get us some drinks.. a nice long island ice tea sound good right about now.. (sashaying over to the bar) you want something??

caramel that *** better be spiked! *** some *** red kool aid

officialbronxite Flag post smachan for real tho.. a whole bunch of uninvited guest girls.. but uh i'm looking too cute in this dress to be playing security where deebo i mean hella at?? LMAO ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ dummmm *** muhfugga I swear...lmao!!

lmmfao @ FWOC you can always count on that *** to fuel the violence her *** on 2..lmao

Not sure if its true if so, I hope she does eat, she wouldn't look like all thin. If its true, I hope she gets help

ooooooooooh official..where you get that dress??! that *** is shizzzaarrp..lmao

i decided to go with a pant suit today considering i always gotta fight either becuz ppl acting outta pocket or *** flirting!

She looks a lil thin in this picture, but not sick.. *** her moms is nice and thick.. Love me some cougars man...

DAP WILL BE ARRIVING *** BYTCHES, SO GET YA *** TOGETHER!

officialbronxite Flag post caramel that *** better be spiked! *** some *** red kool aid ****************

and you know this maaaaynne!! she make it just right...a whole lot more liquor than juice..lol

*** THE SIDEBURNS ARE GONE... HMM SHE IS FINE AND WEIGHT LOOKS GREAT.... - AS SMOKIE SAID IN FRIDAY " HER MOMMA FINE TOO" LOL

HAPPY FRIDAY........

who was supposed to bring the honey barbeque wings??? im ready to eat..who bringing the cake??

See dis y trik don't *** witch'all tramps, who da *** thru a partay and aint invite ***.So when I light this party up don't say ***, cause u know trik will start a fight up in hea! okaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!! don't start none and u know da rest, I'll be back lata tramps invited or NOT

smachan LMAO! she aint get to one yet

severe OK nucca!

caramel ROTFLMAO!! you stay in some ***! this dress is from bebe.. aint it cute tho

SBW suppose to bring the wings, thats what i thought.. see this is why i need my *** assistant.. with my tip jar!!

*waiting for DAP*

trik LMA[SPAM]OOOOOOOOO!! you is invited gurl! dont start no fight up in hea..

LMAO @ OFFICIAL! I smoke, I don't drink...well you can get me a strawberry banana daiquiri!!

LMAO @ Triknaya! Now you know *** well you crash all the parties!

@Smachan: I'm bout to hit 3 if it don't get crunk in here soon!

@Caramel: SBW is off today...it's payday!

**climbing up on this ladder to put up decorations with my *** hanging all out**

pass me those ribbons and balloons.. *** gotta do this *** myself.. the b-day boy gonna be here in a few and you ho's is already eating and ***.. *** at least put the table covers and center pieces on those *** tables!!!!

GET OFF ASHANTI'S BRA STRAP!! FIRST SHE'S FAT THAN SHE'S TOO SKINNY.....F OUTTA HERE!!!

OFFICIAL I'm glad I ain't wear that dress like I started to! We'd be in here lookin' lame as sh*t wit matching outfits!

fwoc oh ok then you might as well drink the kool-aid i aint wasting fresh strawberries and banannas on your virgin daquiri! uh uh.. not today.. LMAO

FWOC i would have been mad as *** if you showed up looking like my *** twin! grab that table cover over there

**decorating tables since wont nobody else do it**

OFFICIAL YEAH THAT DRESS IS CUTE..MY SUIT IS D&G..HAD TO DO IT NICE FOR DAPS PARTY..AND GIRL TUCK YO LIL *** IN..WE DONT WANNA SEE DAT ***

TRIK HEY GIRL! YOU KNWO YOU INVITED..LOL

FWOC YOU BETTER NOT COME IN HERE LOOKIN LIKE MARY KATE AND ASHLEY...LOL

I ain't ask for no virgin daiquiri!! I just can't drink that hard sh*t...taste too *** nasty!

lmfao@trik, how she come up outta no where..

fwoc i suggest we take it to 3 cause this ish is lame as hell

***helping OFFICIAL decorate the tables***

***going to get the food so I can set it all up***

*PUTTING THE MAC AND CHEESE IN THE OVEN*

OFFICAL WHERE DA HELL IS EVERBODY?? WHY WE DOING EVERYTHING??

FWOC GET OUT THE *** MIRROR AND HELP US DECORATE..***..

SMACHAAAAAAAAAANNNNN!! GET YO *** BACK IN HERE AND HELP!!!

*walks in the party lookin too fly*

i got the fresh cut with a part on the side some stunna shades a grill on the bottom row a fresh ed hardy tee skeleton belt buckle some fly *** jeans with the creases in em and some nike dunks

IM FRESH TO DEAF TODAY!

OH YALL SOME OL ***! WHY YALL AINT TELL ME THE PARTY WAS IN HERE? LOL

Morning MTO family.....Happy Friday!!!

*GETTING THE CANDLES FROM MY CAR*

HERE PUT THESE ON THE MAIN TABLE

*RUNNING OVER TO JIZZLE*

HEY BAAABBIIIIIIIIII!!! MMMMHHHHMMM I LUBBS U!! I WAS LOOKIN FOR YOU EARLIER...

must be a hella slow news day if this joint gets the top spot.

AWWW Hell........Everyone has a eating disorder in hollywood.....Its the new black!!!

@CARAMEL: Well sh*t! I'm on the prowl and I need to make sure I'm at the top of my game ***!

My fashion consultant (wink wink @ TINY) put this outfit together for me...and I must say, I look SMOKIN' HOT!!

*Arriving on the scene in a Rolls-Royce Drophead Coupe.*

*Exits vehicle to the flash of the paparazzi's cameras.*

*Posing so fly Tyson Beckford is mean muggin'*

In the distance cries of "DAP over here!", *notices it's only Ryan Seacrest and totally ignores the lame.*

AJ Callaway from EXTRA approaches...

AJ: "DAP you're looking oh so def, who are you wearing?"

DAP: "AJ this is the latest from the Fall '08 line of KILLA KOO."

AJ: "Allright tell us about it."

DAP: "AJ, I'm hitting you with the karate slippers with the big toe sticking out and the Louis Vuitton logos were colored on with crayons by Taiwanese children. I have on one purple silk dress sock and a wool brown one. The pants are genuine Pony Hair and are three sizes too big, so I'm wearing a Jeb Clampett rope belt. The fuschia dress *** is 100% polyester and is stylishly worn underneath an orange and yellow construction workers vest, and my cufflinks are hair barettes. The cape is similar to the garbage bag Missy Elliot wore in "The Rain" video, except this is adorned with spray painted macaroni noodles to spell DAP." "And the crowning glory is the train conductor's cap with a three foot ostrich feather....can you say PIMPIN!"

caramel LMAO! that pant suit is hot tho.. work it girl

LOL @smachan.. somebody give her a *** of cognac

*** did you bring the strippers??

i just had to send an invite thru CN on everybody's thread..

FWOC oh ok i should put a spritz of liquor in it for ya?? man *** the hell up! LMAO

hey baby! i lubb you too sweetheart wurr everybody else at? lol

**lookin around at the spot all empty** LOL

AIGHT YALL..I WILL BE BACK LATER..I GOT SOME STUFF TO DO...

Well Trik got the E&J! oh *** lemme not fa'get some condoms fa tinklebell and his lova boy. w[SPAM]o chile!

Caramel now you know I'm too busy being nosey tryna see who got on what and who talking about who, I aint got time for no decorations and ish..lol

ROTFLMMFAO @ DAP!!!

WOW! What an entrance! But uh...we ain't finish setting up yet! You know we ghetto!

OH *** DAP!!

YOU LOOKIN TOO FLY IN THAT OUTFIT SON!! LMBAO

DAP: "AJ, I'm hitting you with the karate slippers with the big toe sticking out and the Louis Vuitton logos were colored on with crayons by Taiwanese children. I have on one purple silk dress sock and a wool brown one. The pants are genuine Pony Hair and are three sizes too big, so I'm wearing a Jeb Clampett rope belt. The fuschia dress *** is 100% polyester and is stylishly worn underneath an orange and yellow construction workers vest, and my cufflinks are hair barettes. The cape is similar to the garbage bag Missy Elliot wore in "The Rain" video, except this is adorned with spray painted macaroni noodles to spell DAP." "And the crowning glory is the train conductor's cap with a three foot ostrich feather....can you say PIMPIN!" **************************************

BWH[SPAM]AAAAH[SPAM]AAAAAAA

you stooooooopid.. you fly nucca you is fly!

HAPPY BIRFDAY!!!!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY DAP!!!

HAPPY B-DAY DAP THE DON! THE ENSEMBLE IS ALL THAT..LMAO

hey gogetta girl you looking hot in that outfit.. who did your hair.. oh *** work it ma!

FWOC *** up he didnt notice.. here run put these balloons over there by the cake.. *** why he got a *** wedding cake! that *** big as hell who ordered that??

OBX

what strippers? you know if i bring strippers its gon be all women and its gon jeapordize me and Caramel! you thank you slick!

**pointin finger in OBX face**

(I come in in a baby blue swade blazer, French tailor made ***, fresh jeans, and gators)

I enter speakin ***: What up? Pimps, players, ballers, and hustlers, ducks, tricks rats and wombats. A *** has arrived.... I see we got bar...I got scar, and we rollin benz *** niccus let the party begin...know what Im talkinbout!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY DAP!

Happy BDay Dap....

*** my nizzle whats the one two on the stripples

LMAOOOOOOOO

I hope this isn't true but if it is then someone needs to get her some help fast. I never saw anything wrong with her to begin with. I think she has a great figure especially when she's put on a few pounds. And seriously I don't know a man who doesn't like a big booty so why try to lose that? Anyway when you think about it, JLO embraces her curves and even made it acceptable to the mainstream to flaunt it in in the industry...so why is Ashanti hating on hers? There are women out there having surgery to get what's she already has so it's silly that she feels the need to resort to this.

It's a shame that the media has expoited her fluctuation in weight to the point where she's self conscious about eating an apple. But seriously if her main focus is to sell records what she needs to do is focus on developing her vocals and not singing over mediocre tracks. She would be able to go much further in her career.

Hey Getta...No i'm not at all...How are you doing?

*** *** i asked you to at least put the call in they all work for the same service.. *** nucca give me the number..

10uhc ok pimpin!

Dap...Hella said HAPPY BIRFDAY!!

next story

ROTFLMAOOOOOOOOOO @gogetta.. let me see how that looks on me.. **putting it on** what you think?? LMAOOOOOO

Okay people yall had all week to get it together!

Good looking out to all my e-family! Official FWOC *** GO-GETTA CARAMEL SMACHAN TRIKNAYNAY SCARLETT

AND ALL THE LATE COMERS!

**sashaying over to that ridiculously big wedding cake & tying down the balloons**

**running my finger across the back of the cake to sneak a taste of the icing**

Umm! That sh*t is good!

Oh yeah! HAPPY BIRTHDAY DAP!!!!!!!

Hey wifey

where is hella??

@SCARLETT: Hella ain't loggin on today? She know *** well she supposed to bartend! F*ck! Can't neva rely on black ppl...well...half black ppl!

Hey baby!!!

dap tell'em always operating on cp time!!

fwoc you aint slick *** i seen that!

Hella is in a meeting right now...she's going to log on after!

**hears the speakers blastin some raw *** beat**

(BOOM CH! BA-BOOM CH! BA-BOOM! DO-KA KA! KA!)

aaaw ***!

**starts krumpin all up on the bar kickin over ppl drinks**

LMBAO

LMAOOOOOOOOO @FWOC!! i was thinking the same thing who the *** gonna bartend now?? oh well open bar everybody makes their own drinks.. hold up nah.. let me get on behind this bar

**lining up jello *** and apple martinis**

COME AND GET IT!!!

SCAR what you mean Hella sent her ***-out? where is that heffer?

10uhc you ballin playa!

***...told you I was gonna rep the KILLA KOO!!

lmao watchin *** actin like coyote ugly. Dam dawg watch the Hen...you know it's a sin to spill hen.

yawn who cares

*** man watch out! see what you did now.. *** hyper ***

dap here i made you a plate of food you got some honey bbq wings, macaroni and cheese, potato salad (iono who made that tho so be careful), collards and cornbread.. heres a glass of wine.. i got you homie.. oh and here's my present.. open it!

(its your very own *** cup encrusted in diamonds and swarovski crystals)

i lubb you big head! gimme a hug

DAP

yea i saw yo entrance dawg,that *** was off the chain!! lol

Getta..you are so sweet ma...i lubb ya!

Dap...she will be here as soon...she's in a meeting

Somebody fix me a drink

***, were you supposed to hire the female strippers? and Official was to get the male? Let me know something so I can get drunk and see some nekkidness!!

I no Im late but do you need anything else for the Dap's party, I can bring some jello ***????

gogetta BWH[SPAM]AAAAAAA!! i fell out, you stooooopid!!

I know she did the diet with the cheyenne pepper, lemon juice, and maple syrup for her new movie. She does look like she losing a lot of weight tho'

I've got some calories under my robe she'd love to eat.

Happy B Day Dap!!!

In my country you'd get one stone for every year you've been alive until one Birthday your'e just stoned to death.

215girl the more the merrier (sp).. hell yeah bring em on!

dap they're here, they're in the back getting ready.. you know i had to make sure they was tight cant have no *** up looking strippers coming up in hea.. but yeah guess who i got!!?? CHOCOLATE THUNDER!! remember him!?? ooo yeah he got on that tight *** cop uniform on.. mmmm..

DAP

dawg nobody told me to hire anybody,i just found out yesterday about the party,hol on lemme make da call then

and here is yo present

**DAP opens it**

i got you some some silky socks lmbapo!!!!

Baby are you still here?

Official what did you get me? *grabs gift and rips off wrapping* OOOO a platitnum *** ring...will come in good use this weekend..you know me so well!

I dont smell any cush burning...whats the problem?

Dap...would you like your gift now or later?

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, DAP!!!

(((((((MWUAH)))))))

Wanna lap dance? ;-)

Yeah, just chillin. You need me to get you something?

Ms_Afghanistan2008 Flag post Happy B Day Dap!!!

In my country you'd get one stone for every year you've been alive until one Birthday your'e just stoned to death.

************************************

WELL ***! BWH[SPAM]AHAAAAAAAA that *** is serious ..

3.....PAPERBOI I'MMA NEED YOU TO TAKE YO GOOF TROOP LOOKING *** UP THE OTHER THREAD..

*LOOKING FA FWOC*

HELLO TO YOU TO SCARLETT

Hey Smachan!!!

10uhc...No baby i'm ok!

I hope it is not true.

I DONT THINK SO!! I THINK SHE LOOK GREAT!

(((((BACK FLIPS INTO THE ROOM))))

HAPPY BIRTHDAY DAP-A-LICIOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hmmm, don't really believe this one much. It's rare any black celeb has a eating disorder, she could have one but I don't believe it.

ROTFLMAOOOOOOOOO @smachan.. security has arrived people!

dap LMAOOOOOOO!! you stoooooopid.. did you finish eating.. if so here.. **passes you 3 dutches already rolled** nothing but haze pa! lets get crunked!

This is not enough evidence. Sorry...come again!! :-)

LOL @ KILDA

what up son?!?!?! **gives dap**

You missed DAPS entrance in the new outfit i created for him,dat *** was off the chain mane!

killdanoise hey sugar! you looking mighty sharp

@Dap

SAY ***. I'm rollin one right now. It came from Hawaii.

Noticing errbody looking. (What? Yaw'l aint gettin ***,...It aint yawl birthday).

Tap a waiter on the shoulder.(*** form) Hey bwoy...u servin dranks aintcha? Well take this ova dare to the birthday man. And my glass aint gone fill itself! Am I gone have to slap a bytch?

Trust, that H O E is not gonna miss out on any meals..... She has always been whale-sized, and I thought she was proud of it.... MTO are *** to the fullest!

Lmao @ Killda!

Ms_Afghanistan...Thank you, over here the only stoned we get on our Birthday involves lots of liquor and cannibus!

Official I got PLENTY of singles boo!

*****************ATTENTION******************

NO ONE GIVES A *** ABOUT THIS GAWT *** TOPIC! AIGHT WE HAVING A PARTY *** ASHANTI!!

stepping off my soap box

One thing I must say about Ashanti is her stylist be putting her in some mean fashion. About the eating disorder, most of them do it. Thats not a secret. If she got to Amy Winehouse status, then we'd be talking about something

10uhc huh?? you better slip me summa that asap!

LMFAOOOOOOOOO @DAP!!

I don't buy it, if MTO is using that picture to validate the claim they have failed. Her arms look big(or almost big) to me in that picture.

**still krumpin**

((((((BOOM CHIKA BOOOM CHIKA)))))))

OH *** THE STIPPERS HEEEYYYYYY!!

oops strippers! LMAOOOOOO

killdanoise let me hold a dollar chocolate thunder is coming out!!! whoo hooooo

****Do I smell Mearzeewhinah???******

I don't think this is true...but if it is, it's never a good idea to just not eat. In the early parts of starving yourself, you actually gain weight or have difficulty losing any weight at all b/c you force your body to go into survival mode. Your body will start feeding itself off of fat reserves already stored in your body. I guess when those are depleted, that's when you'll start losing weight and become sickly looking.

The best way I know of is to eat 6 small meals a day (all before 7-8 pm) and workout atleast 30 min to an hour, 3-4 days out of the week. Stop with the crash diets and just do a lifestyle change...it's less stress and I heard it's a lot more easy to do when you get use to the change.

Hey Offisssssssssil come *** witcha boy....Hol up! HOL UP!(*** again) not the rest of u mfo's. *** official is that your name or the name of the team. (team of nicca's that got up to come hit it) Thez nicca's ack like they got Jerseys on with Official on the bak of them mfkr's.

Killda...bout time you showed up!

*takes blount sent by 10uhc* can smell the chronic through the wrapper!

Snachan be easy..we gonna give nikkas one pass and ONE only!

Oh, poor little rich h0e don't wanna eat? Awwwww...how disturbing! Somebody please call the news stations! Every *** celebrity has an eating disorder! Let's focus on the ones who wanna eat and ain't got *** to eat!

Even if she don't eat for a while, she's got ample junk!

lmao @ 10uhc

where is my boo?

**lookin around like a lost child in the mall**

What the hell do BOWF of them got on?????

GOOD MORNING!!!!! HAPPY BIRTHDAY DAP BABY!!!!!!!!!!!

Zebrahead...welcome boo, grab a set get something to eat or just show your azz....IT'S A PARTY!

HI EVERYBODY!!!!! HAPPY FRIDAY!!

OFFICIAL MAMACITA!!! I LU YOU!!

I'LL BE BACK THIS AFTERNOON. MY BOSS IS WATCHING ME.

Everybody has a eating disorder. Either you fat or you skinny whos medium these days.

Check me out at www.myspace.com/kdiamondz

**PASSIN OFFICIAL 40 BUCKS**

HERE YOU GO DARLING! BE BACK IN A FEW

10uhc yeah i know right **back up off me damn** lets roll mayne!

dap i swear i'm about to go back in time on they ***.. get the *** outta hea with that *** nobody gives a flying *** about whether this ho is eating or not!

HI Minx *smooches*

@***

(P) Hey nicca quit Chris Brownin and come hit this. (Talkn to my crew)..Dat's my young nicca. Com-ere nicca and hit this so you can calm yo azz down.

@ KDIAMONDZ - I'm medium...

I gotta get a LOTTA work done DAP BABY, so I just came to send my wishes. I'm leavin in a couple hours, so I gotta overload on work. I'll prolly pop in every now and then. Otherwise, I'll see you Monday hunny! SMOOCHES!!!!

***pulling a Smachan and sneaking back in like I been here the entire time***

Callie1982, I'm gonna need you to remove that ugly *** AVATAR or refrain from posting on this thread for the rest of the day!

she is still thick, i dont see an eating disorder

Official we been gone for a minute so I guess they trying to change the game...dont they know after 10 o'clock the main topic is null and void?

Minx you aint medium you is thick,das regular! its sposed to be like that!

What eating disorder, she still look thick to me.

***I left some jello *** and a bottle of 1800 for you guys to enjoy***

FWOC YOU STUPID FOR THAT CALLIE COMMENT LMBAOOOO!!!!! OH ***! LMBAO!

10uhc Flag post @***

(P) Hey nicca quit Chris Brownin and come hit this. (Talkn to my crew)..Dat's my young nicca. Com-ere nicca and hit this so you can calm yo azz down.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

**slaps joint out 10uhc hand**

na dawg im koo on that,i dont smoke

**starts leanin *** rockin wit it**

ROTFLMAO @ FWOC!!!!!!!!!!

LMAOOOOOOOOO @FWOC killdanoise! thanks boo.. see you later hun lubb you! DAP LMAOO!! they dont know it yet........ ***watching chocolate thunder coming my way with tissue draws on*** ooo la laa.. LMAOOOO

*dancing with ***...starts doing the pool palace**

215girl thanks girl.. but move you blocking chocolate thunder.. ooo girl here he come

**waving my $1 bill his way** over here chocolate over here.. ooo yes **feeling all on his chest**

10uhc dont waste your time trying sit *** down...he'll be dancing on the tables in his Spiderman draws soon!

*takes long pull on weed* cough...***!!!

CAN I GET A *** OF PATRON WITH A HEINEKIN CHASER?

lool @ FWOC...girl get over here a have drink with me and stop get in this peoples azzes!

HEY 215....Long time so see!

@Minx-what up ma, I know I haven't heard from you in a minute, my boss has me actual doing work...lol

**looking at chocolate's third leg** DAYUM!! thats all you baybe?? DAP!!!!! **waving over to dap** nucca you missing this!

@Dap (I notice DAP at his table he kicking it, hole up some nicca's tryin to crash my nicca party!)

I look, I c HOLE UP. (talk to my goonz) Say is dat? Hey that boy over dare aint supposed to be here. Say Dap you know dude? (He like naw dawg). I look back @ the crew...wht yaw'l wait on unazz them chairs and handle up. Push blacktop wit dat nicca head.

***, I'm still waiting on my Strawberry Banana Daiquiri...guess I betta make it myself!

@official-my fault girl....sorry

***moving out of the way and snatching the $1 out of official hand and giving it to Chocalate Thunder****

UM, UM, UM...

**looking over at *** *** sweating like a *** from all that *** dancing**

cant take him no where!

here dap! **passes you bottle of patron and 1 heineken** what nucca you cant have it all! LMAO

10uhc good lookin out!

Official...move out the way I cant see...OH MY LAWD *passes out*

To much competition in the Game today....she has to look good. *** sells. and if she is fat nobody is going to want her. talent has nothing to do with it. looks are everything in the industry.

Dap...here is your bday gift...

(Dap opening up the envelope...birthday card that reads happy birthday blah blah blah...oh wait is that 15 $100 dollar bills i see)

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

@*** **slaps joint out 10uhc hand** ALL THE MUSIC STOPS. My goonz stand up. (I hold one hand up and speak loudly) Hol up yawl I forgot he don't smoke, what's wrong wit me, my bad lil bruh. Then I lean and whisper to ***, bruh you slap somethin else, anything, anything you gone have to learn to eat with yo feet. Gives him dap we sit back down.

FWOC that *** been sitting on the bar for 2 hours the ice all melted now!

215girl LMAOOOOOO!! girl i got some mo.. **rushing over towards chocolate thunder** hea mr. officer i've been very naughty! ** sticking tongue out at 215girl** uuuhhhhh

Lmao @ 10uhc

I doubt it

um scarlett my b-day is today too.. can i get broke off! LMA[SPAM]OO!!

dap!! **fanning this fool** somebody give me a cold rag! LMFA[SPAM]OO!!

IT REALLY DOESN'T SOUND TRUE TO ME. RUMORS, RUMORS, RUMORS. ASHANTI YOU STILL LOOK GOOD GIRL

@official...lmao......thats 2 funny, ok np, I see how you playing.

*****flirting with Chocolate thunder from the corner, he is eyeing me and rolling his eyes at official cuz she working on his *** nerves all up in his face....lol****

HOLD UP DO THESE HO'S REALLY THINK THEY LOOK CUTE IN THEM PICS ON THEIR AVATARS?? A FACE ONLY A MOTHER COULD LOVE..

ok back to the party!

Scar...WOW thanx baby...Cant wait to hit the mall!

Officail I you dont let that nikka dance and take that g-string off I'm gonna mush you in the back of your head!

LMBAO @ DAP

aw ***!

**starts dancin in the circle like diggy on runs house**

**takes *** off cuz its hotter den 10 fine *** layin booty naked on the beach in the sun**

is this so called friend really wanted to help and was worried she would ne be putting her business to MTO she would be encouraging her to seek treatment, some friend you are

215girl LMAO!! ok you could have him.. dap done passed out girl and plus i have my eye on that spanish firefighter over there.. **leaving dap for a moment walking over to fireman** hola papi you want to put out my fya!! ooo la laa!

**running back over to dap** you okay man!?? you scared me sober nucca!

***********ATTENTION************

We are no longer commenting about the topic of this thread! There's a party going on and quite frankly, nobody cares what you have to say about ASHANTI & her weight issues.

Thank you! Now...either eat, drink, and be merry...or get the hell on!

P.S.-I meant that in the nicest way possible. :-)

OBX

who avatar you talkin bout brwn sugars? lmfao

@Scar On my way to the bar I see Scar shakin it. I go outta my way to pass behind her and I grab a handfull of dat azz. I whisper in here ear, yeah Im chilin now, and you keep partying, have fun baby. When we get home Imma party. I kiss on the back of the neck and push on. (She replies u already know)

dap LMAO! 215girl is all up in his face now.. i've moved on! LOOOOOL

rotflmao @ Official

OBX

look at scorpio18d avatar,you see that forehead? lmbaoooo!!

*** BWH[SPAM]AAAA!! you stooopid yo.. but yeah

*** i didnt see it lemme scroll up.. you dumb mayne!

10uhc...thats right baby...you already know...(can't wait to get home)

My baby got the best avatar!!!

(did ya'll see brownsugar avatar)..ok let me stop

LL-COOL-*** Flag post LMBAO @ DAP

aw ***!

**starts dancin in the circle like diggy on runs house**

**takes *** off cuz its hotter den 10 fine *** layin booty naked on the beach in the sun** ====================================== 10uhc didnt I tell you this nikka would be off the chain soon

Official...one mo' 'gin, please refrain from salvating on the dancers and allow everyone to get a look ***!!!

***!!!!!! BWH[SPAM]AAAAAAAAA

i just looked at that ***..

FWOC yeah i'm sure you did.. so what about ashanti you like her?? **running off before she slap me**

LL-COOL-*** Flag post OBX

who avatar you talkin bout brwn sugars? lmfao ---------------------------------------------------------------- LMBAO!! I see I ain't the only one!!

scarlett ***coughing yup coughing**

LMAO @ Scarlett!!

She just snubbed that ***!!

***getting off papis lap***

DAP aight man he asked did i want to ride a horse i didnt know what he meant **not looking you in the eye cuz i know you'll see right thru me** honest!

****Runs in screaming HAPPY BDAY DAP*******

HEY EVERYBODY

@Dap What's wrong wit deez young nicca's they wild as hell. I Start laughin at *** dancing with two strippers...he in the middle doin the cowboy dance like Tommy Davidson.

Hey everybody!!

Happy Birthday DAP!! I brought Chocolate Shake with me and a top of the line Killa Koo assemble.

Why are yall having the party in here? Are yall trying to be incognito? Do you know how long it took me to find this place?

WHATS UP MY NICCA HCD?????????

officialbronxite Flag post HOLD UP DO THESE HO'S REALLY THINK THEY LOOK CUTE IN THEM PICS ON THEIR AVATARS?? A FACE ONLY A MOTHER COULD LOVE..

ok back to the party! --------------- I Dont Believe You, You Need More People ********************************************

Girl, leave BROWNSUGAR alone!!!! LOL

(whatchu tryna say, i think i look good on my avatar, but I really don't...????)

Lmao @ Terri

LLBlackhoney *e-hugs*...my partner in smoke...OH ***!

10uhc he gonna get his azz knocked the *** out by Caramel if he get's too buck wild!

Official...dont lie I saw you waving a fifty at that Fireman stripper...talking 'bout does your hose go all the was to the basement!

minx nah your *** is magazine material (and *** please put some *** clothes on!!).. these ho's got project pics up!!

terri i left an invite in almost every thread on cn with this link.. here man just have a drink... ooo chile i know that aint chocolate shake! his brother chocolate thunder is here! *** this is good!

Minx...you already know you're FIERCE!

Terri hey sweetie...did you peep my KILLA KOO outfit I'm BALLIN!!!

*** shame how people just lie for no reason. That *** girl don't have an eating disorder.

Yet another "inside camp(er)"

@Dap

*e-hugs* you know I'm bout to get you higher then a butterfly right??? *Hands Dap a pound of weed* Happy Bday lets get high..

some things arent news worthy mto....i dont believe this....

stop making stories from one persons opinion....

LMFAOOOOOOOOO @DAP!! you heard that!! *** you nosy as hell!!!!!! LOOOOOL

*** MTO...Same old ***, different day different ***!!!That girl looks just fine.If she was looking 3 kilos less, youd say she has anorexia...If you continue this behavior am gonna call you Media Trash Out.Just leave my gurlz alone!!!!Forget the rumors, we want the FACTS!!!!!

@Scar U Blow one more kiss or stick yo lil fine azz my way one mo time...We gone break in one of deez storage rooms. I done told you bout teasin me in public. U betta stop! Whatcha gone do when he STAND for you...hah hah.

what is this topic about again?

OFFICIAL turn into a straight freak at these parties! Lol! Remember at the last party when she got caught wit that stripper? LMAO!

WHY DO YOU HAVE SOMEONE ELSE'S PIC FOR YOUR AVATAR? YOU PROBABLY LOOK LIKE FLAVOR FLAV AND WHOOPI GOLDBERG ANYWAY, YOU GUTTER RAT. THANX FOR THE LUV. KEEP HATIN', I LOVE THE ATTENTION.

optimusspoc do you really care?? mto posts rumors everyday of the *** week its an on-line tabloid ***! thought you were becoming a memeber of some prestigious site or something?? *** outta hea with that dumb ***.. i suggest if you want real news dont come here for it!

KEEP THE PARTY GOING!

scarlett she's talking to you.. handle that..

10uhc..I'm ready!

Brownsugar...half the ppl on mto already know what i look like boo...come again!..its not my fault you look like a *** MAN!!!!!!

First of all, let me just say, I hate her singing...she sucks big time. Without Biggie behind her voice, or Ja-Rule, its corny, although her acting is much better. I have always thought that she was a very pretty young lady, and she has a banging shape. (no ***) Why are us black chicks falling for the oki doke, with these white chicks who think a size 12 is extremly overweight? Somebody tell me when we started wanting to lose our shapely curves? She is by herself, cause as for me, I'll keep my extra pounds anywhere they may land.... She should stand her ground and flaunt that ***....that's what I would do!!!

FWOC LMAOOOOOOOO!! why you gotta bring that up tho

Official..i saw that wack ***!

The boo *** look like Sheryl Underwood!

She's Dismissed!

lmbao @ OBX

why you goin all hard at that dude? lol!

Thanks Bhoney *passes some 'dro to Official and 10uhc* yall gotta roll your own!

Blackhoney you roll while I get us some drinks.. *passes stage where strippes are performing* OFFICIAL please stop flashing your tittays at the dancers..*hooker acts like she aint never seen no dik before* *notices Chocolate Shake, oh *** I know why the tramps acting up, this nikkas got a babys arm holding an aplle 'tween his legs,Bhoney will have to wait*

scarlett with stripes on her forhead! what is she half zebra??

10uhc...sorry about that baby..i had to check somebody right quick...lets sneak away

OH, YOURE ONE OF THE INTERNET HOES THAT EVERYBODY ***. AW, TOO BAD. GIVE ME SOME MORE LUV...

*Going to the bar and fixing my own drink*

*see dollars bills on the floor* *slowly picks up dollar bills before anybody see me*

Bwa[SPAM]hhh

Official....stop it...you a *** fool..lol

Scarlett!!

**pointing at SCAR**

potty mouf!! you said you werent gonna beef nomore!!!

*escorted into the party in handcuffs by a fine a$$ policeman* Aye man...can sumbody please tell this *** I'm posed to be here to bartend for this special birfday party so he can get off my ***?? This *** chased me from my meeting to here and tackled me outside saying I was goin to jail for stealing and resisting arrest!!!!! I got a car full of likka, green and....*coming out of fake cuffs* *** this is lick em low the stripper for the ladies and DAP!

*runs out to car for gifts, likka, and greenery*

I need sum help yall!!! I got ALOOOOOTTTT of likka!!!! I'll be right back DAP!!!! Who helping me?????

*** cuz i hate when *** act like they are forced to come to this site everyday and read these bogus stories! *** outta hea

LMAO @ SCARLETT & OFFICIAL!!

That *** look like her face been in a *** Space Saver bag for the last 6 months!

**blank stare**

followed behind

**wtf look**

*apple*

***...this is not a beef at all!

LOL, BRONXITE, I THOUGHT YOU WOULDVE BEEN ON THE CORNER SELLING YOUR FOODSTAMPS. BUT HOW ARE YOU DOING??

@Hella

I will *going to help Hella*

Hella...hey you finally made it

LMAO @ HELLA!!

***sashaying outside to help with the GREEN, not the likka***

Scarlett you want me to handle her for you or you alright????

O,O a fight is about to break out up in here,

****taking my earrings off and pulling out my big ol jar of vasoline out my big brown snakeskin bag along with my nikeys ready to fit a b-i-t-c-h***

Official...put that man on mute!

hella! you made it!

somebody go help hella out.. i gotta keep my eye on the strippers make sure they dont get outta line and stuff..

215girl..handle that ***!

LMBAO @FWOC space saver bag!!

HELLA...get your high yellow azz in herr *speech beginning to slur*

brownpuba dont let the name fool you ho! it aint my fault you really thought you looked cute in that pic.. but hey high self esteem is good dear! BWAH[SPAM]AAAAAAAAAAAAAA!! you're dismissed baby zebra!

OBX

look at optimus pecks face lmbao

Hold up we back on the MAIN THREAD!!!WTF!

I DIDNT GET THE *** MEMO!

FineWomanOfColor Flag post LMAO @ SCARLETT & OFFICIAL!!

That *** look like her face been in a *** Space Saver bag for the last 6 months *************************************

BWH[SPAM]AAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAAAa a

you stooooooooopid yo

with that tight *** pony tail *** you aint asian! take that scrunchii out

Naw Official, you go help Hella, I will keep my eye on the strippers...

**taking some more of my bill money out to pay these strippers, dag they fine!!!***

brownsugar24 Flag post WHY DO YOU HAVE SOMEONE ELSE'S PIC FOR YOUR AVATAR? YOU PROBABLY LOOK LIKE FLAVOR FLAV AND WHOOPI GOLDBERG ANYWAY, YOU GUTTER RAT. THANX FOR THE LUV. KEEP HATIN', I LOVE THE ATTENTION. --------------- Everybody luv me, I‘m so fly... *******************************

Girl get cho fake *** Cherish back up singer lookin *** on somewhere! Black lip liner blended with vaseline went out in '94!!!!!

*** looking like a straight serial killa and ***

LMFA[SPAM]O

blackrasp welcome home!

**grabbing my drink off the table** **sending stripper over to dap for a lap dance**

DAP look who's coming your way

I hope thats not true about Ashanti.

*** Out to DAP

LOL, THANK YA'LL FOR ENTERTAINMENT! GOTTA GO CHECK ON MY EMPLOYEES. HOPEFULLY, AT LEAST ONE OF IS EMPLOYED, OR EDUCATED. BY THE YOU SOUND, I DOUBT IT. BYE SCARFACE, I MEAN SCARLET!

minx Flag post brownsugar24 Flag post WHY DO YOU HAVE SOMEONE ELSE'S PIC FOR YOUR AVATAR? YOU PROBABLY LOOK LIKE FLAVOR FLAV AND WHOOPI GOLDBERG ANYWAY, YOU GUTTER RAT. THANX FOR THE LUV. KEEP HATIN', I LOVE THE ATTENTION. --------------- Everybody luv me, I‘m so fly... *******************************

Girl get cho fake *** Cherish back up singer lookin *** on somewhere! Black lip liner blended with vaseline went out in '94!!!!! ***********************************************

YOU STOOOPID!!!!!!!!!LMAO

@OFFICIAL: You called that ho a zebra!!! Maybe she could take some of that hair out of that horse tail and make a contribution that sparse *** bang she rockin'!!

brownsuga can smell us a mile away with that big ol snuffalupukus nose of her, girl please put another pic up, here we go with the ugly people posting pics like they dimes!!!!

215girl then we going together! you *** think you slick! lol

dap you aight man.. you starting to slur

*** leave that man alone, he waiting on UPS to deliver the rest of his hair to top of his head!

Brasp...stop ya bytching and have a drink before your boss peep what you doing, lol!

OBX

*dead*

BRASP

i saw you in CN testing to see if your avatar worked and it didnt LMBAO!!

Brownugly...its SCARLETT with 2 T's...Smooches!

Hey ya'll...i think we hurt somebody feelings...oh to bad...didn't nobody tell her ugly *** to put up that ugly avatar...you man looking trick!

FWOC LMAO! oh those are bangs?? i thought they were stripes oh well.. LMFA[SPAM]OO

215girl Flag post brownsuga can smell us a mile away with that big ol snuffalupukus nose of her, girl please put another pic up, here we go with the ugly people posting pics like they dimes!!!! ********************************************

bwwwaaahhhhhhh

It feels good to be home!! lol

yall got that mini ape on the grill I see! lol

Okay yall... FWOC *rolling eyes* This weed BETTA not come up missing bytch!!

BHoney *hugsssssssss* Heyyyy cuzzzzzzzz!!!! Follow FWOC and make sure the green gets where its pose to go please!!! lmaoooooo

*enters party and bows Brownsugar in the face* Watch it bytch! That's my sis you talkin to Juwanna!!

*moving behind the bar and in place to serve drinks with blunt in hand*

Yall tell DAP to come see me....I got sumn for my boo boo!!

brownsugar24 Flag post LOL, THANK YA'LL FOR ENTERTAINMENT! GOTTA GO CHECK ON MY EMPLOYEES. HOPEFULLY, AT LEAST ONE OF IS EMPLOYED, OR EDUCATED. BY THE YOU SOUND, I DOUBT IT. BYE SCARFACE, I MEAN SCARLET! ------------------------------------------------------------------ Why when these hoes get promoted at Mickey D's from the burger line to the cash register they think they large & in charge? Girl get the f*ck outta hea!

LMFAOOOOOOOOO @DAP!! and who told him he look cute tho?? ***..

*** LMFA[SPAM]OOOO!! you dumb mayne..

ps.. i seen that *** too about b-rasp BWH[SPAM]AAAAAAAAAAAAA

LMAO@ ***

*** u saw that! how long do it take for my *** avatar to show up! lol

Official I got this...I'm getting my second wind

Blackhoney that stripper wants his money he saw you pick up off the floor!

LMAOOOOOOOO @b-rasp that was a test .. we didnt even break out the charcoal just threw her *** on the george foreman grill right quick!

FWOC LMAO! i was like you aint checking *** ***.. stop lying! ha ha haaaaaaaaaa

*Drinking & cranking that batmant falls on Scar*

My bad Scar ya'll need to watch me I'll drink too much and start actin like them white chicks on gurls gone wild lmao..

Okay yall... FWOC *rolling eyes* This weed BETTA not come up missing bytch!!

BHoney *hugsssssssss* Heyyyy cuzzzzzzzz!!!! Follow FWOC and make sure the green gets where its pose to go please!!! lmaoooooo

*enters party and bows Brownsugar in the face* Watch it bytch! That's my sis you talkin to Juwanna!!

*moving behind the bar and in place to serve drinks with blunt in hand*

Yall tell DAP to come see me....I got sumn for my boo boo!! *************************************************

ROTFLMAO

**********HAPPY B-DAY DAP BOO**********

where the green at? what kinda drinks is in this ***!

brownsugar24 Flag post LOL, THANK YA'LL FOR ENTERTAINMENT! GOTTA GO CHECK ON MY EMPLOYEES. HOPEFULLY, AT LEAST ONE OF IS EMPLOYED, OR EDUCATED. BY THE YOU SOUND, I DOUBT IT. BYE SCARFACE, I MEAN SCARLET! --------------- Everybody luv me, I‘m so fly... ************************

Girl just cuz them crackhead ratchet *** streetwalkers owe you gas money for dropping them off at the hotel in that lil' *** Toyota Tercel don't mean you got employees!!!!!!!!!

Official that *** already look like she been grilled oogley as she is.....*** weigh about 2 pounds! lol

BlackHoney..its cool ma..lol

*Yells* ***

*Puts money back on the floor*

Hella *hugs*

officialbronxite Flag post LMAOOOOOOOO @b-rasp that was a test .. we didnt even break out the charcoal just threw her *** on the george foreman grill right quick! *****************

Girl please, we put that frozen pasta bang *** in the microwave!!!!! LOL!

running over to Hella...jumping up and down clapping what you got for me?!?!

Ok she's a zebra with an over bite who wears fake contacts...boo ***...gtfoh!

*** ITS SO *** GOOD TO BE HOME!!!!!!!!

*** ITS SO *** GOOD TO BE HOME!!!!!!!!

*** ITS SO *** GOOD TO BE HOME!!!!!!!!

*** ITS SO *** GOOD TO BE HOME!!!!!!!!

*** ITS SO *** GOOD TO BE HOME!!!!!!!!

*** ITS SO *** GOOD TO BE HOME!!!!!!!!

*** ITS SO *** GOOD TO BE HOME!!!!!!!!

**ok now back to the party**

Where is my man????

Yall aint' passed out yet? DAP, how you liking chocolate shake?

Who gon smoke this *** wit me cuz i don't mind smokin solo? I'm ready to get crunk and crack jokes on these.....wtf DAP and *** got on???!!!! *rubbing eyes*

I MUST be trippin!!! I gotta take my medicine before I drink!!!! *lights up blunt and deeply inhales* I take 2 every 4 hours is what the bag says right? Ain't that what the bag say bytch???

*lookin at my own reflection in the mirror* This bytch finna make me karate chop her a$$ in the throat cuz she imitatin me and ***!!!

*tryna shake off the Patron I drank in the car with the "ploiceman"*

Terri...I tried to get a lap dance but between 215girl and Official I could get a good grind on!

LMFAOOOOOO @minx and blackrasp

theres no place like home!!

WE BACK ***!!

DAP Okay...here go 1000 for your "special" stripper! And if you could have anything in the world right now, what would it be???

*hoping he says what his present is so I won't have to get another one*

Hella here's my KILLA KOO outfit. ===================================

I'm hitting you with the karate slippers with the big toe sticking out and the Louis Vuitton logos were colored on with crayons by Taiwanese children. I have on one purple silk dress sock and a wool brown one. The pants are genuine Pony Hair and are three sizes too big, so I'm wearing a Jeb Clampett rope belt. The fuschia dress *** is 100% polyester and is stylishly worn underneath an orange and yellow construction workers vest, and my cufflinks are hair barettes. The cape is similar to the garbage bag Missy Elliot wore in "The Rain" video, except this is adorned with spray painted macaroni noodles to spell DAP." "And the crowning glory is the train conductor's cap with a three foot ostrich feather....can you say PIMPIN!"

***rolling up a sweet***

Umm, Umm, Umm...I didn't know you could stink so good!!

I DON'T BELIEVE IT!!!

dap uh uh that was 215girl! LMAOOOOOOOOOO

Hella I would like a 4kt pinky ring from Harry Winston's

HA HA HA HA HAHA HA!!!!!!

I said that *** got a frozen pasta bang!!! LMAO at my own ***!!!!

I NEED A *** OF HENNY

LMAOOOOOOO @hella you doing way to much making way to much *** wind sit the hell down why dont'cha

*Moonwalking on the dance floor drinking vodak*

I got that feeling, just beat it..*** thats two diff songs..*Kicks up leg* Heee heee

@Hella

Wheres my blunt nicca lol???

She could have one...her weight is up and down; but then again who's weight isn't. The media can be monstrous on a chic's weight.

minx you stooooooopid cuz my last comment i was gonna write to you cuz i was still laughing at that frozen pasta bang ***!! BWHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Okay we got.... Patron, vodka, Grey Goose, OJ, Fruit punch, Alize, beer, Long island iced tea, mojitos, moet, Don Perignon, Cristal *and all these are top shelf too*

Dammit what yall want we got errything!!!

Hey, yall little hoochies get up off of Chocolate Shake, I brought him just for DAP. Now if DAP wants to share him after he's done, Then you can have your fun with Shake but for now he's all DAP's.

She looks great. We all have eating disorders. We eat dis order and dat order. Eat,live,love and laugh.

will see if she lost some weight when her album comes out but other than that she looks the same minus the side burns.

**I KNOW PPL ARE NOT STILL COMMENTING ON THE STORY...SAY IT AIN'T SO**

I need a drink asap...these punanny azz *** are getting on my nerves!

LMAO @ Scar yes they are

*going to the bar, getting 99apples*

minx Flag post officialbronxite Flag post LMAOOOOOOOO @b-rasp that was a test .. we didnt even break out the charcoal just threw her *** on the george foreman grill right quick! *****************

Girl please, we put that frozen pasta bang *** in the microwave!!!!! LOL! ------------------------------------------------------------------

HOW THE F*CK DID I MISS THIS SH*T?? ROTFLMAO!!

kill here you go.. i got my own bottle over here.. hey nucca where are our tip jars!?? see man you *** up.. but i was ten steps ahead of you i put two temporary ones by the entrance waiting for you to get here..

((((STOPPING THE MUSIC))))

********ATTENTION EVERYONE********** THERE ARE 2 TIP JARS BY THE ENTRANCE ONE FOR THE PARTY PLANNER (MYSELF) AND ONE FOR MY ASSISTANT PLANNER (KILLDANOISE) PLEASE MAKE SURE TO SHOW YOUR APPRECIATION WITH MONETARY GIFTS TO US!

THANK YOU IN ADVANCE FOR YOUR COOPERATION!!

***cues the d-jay.. play the music****

HEY!!

SORRY IM LATE! WHERES THE SEXY BDAY BOY (NO ***)

Bhoney Right here, hit THIS ***! Where fwoc with the rest of the weed???

*looking for Scarlett*

I'm finna make this bytch smoke today!!!!

Official I gotta bartend, you want sumn? Aint no time to sit down....

DAP HOW DID YOU KNOWWWWW!!!!!!!!!! YOU SAW ME BUY THIS *** DIDN'T YOU!!!! yO OUTFIT IS BBANGING SWEETIE!!! HERE'S YO PINKY RING TO TOP IT OFF!!!!

*hugs HAPPY *** TWENTY...I MEAN THIRTY...WAIT...HOW OLD IS THIS NUCCA???*

I REALLY HOPE THIS IS NOT TRUE. SHE DOES LOOK A WHOLE LOT SLIMMER IN THIS PIC. UH! THE PRESSURE OF FAME.

HEY!!

SORRY IM LATE! WHERES THE SEXY BDAY BOY (NO ***)

*sneaking the tip jar into my loius vuitton speedy*

Hella..i'm right here!

Coming from back room...adjusting myself,sending Chocolate Shake about his business. Thanx Terri *wink*

Hella pass that weed *dont worry it wasnt mt lips smackin' in the back room*

Hella...he's 22!

HAAAAPPPPYYYY BIRRTTTHHDDAAYYY DDDAAAPPP!!

I made it!!

***kisses him on the cheek, while throwing money in the tip jar.***

So what her & her lil sis can stand to lose a few extra pounds.

minx

WHY IT LOOK LIKE U GOT THREE TITAYES IN THAT PIC?

WHUD UP BRASP!

KILLDAAAAAAAAA!!! Heyyyyy snookums!!!!! God I miss you!!!!!

Ohhhhhhhh Baby Ohhhhhhhhhhh Baby Oooooooooh Baby.."

awww poor ashanti!! on the real she just needs to be with a completely different record company, new managers and publicists..She's already beautiful and talented, she just moving her career in the wrong direction by staying with The Inc. Records...fa real tho,when is the last time someone on their label actually had a hit album besides Ashanti's last album about 3 years ago?? Nobody!! I wish her the best and she doesnt need to lose a pound because her body is already fabulous

Hella I'm agless...OK!

Tiny where you been?, taking that *** monkey for a walk no doubt

Wheres Killda?

Im out! i gotta go to work so i'll get at yall after the holiday passes

hey HELLA! **hugs** bye HELLA!

Happy Birthday DAP!!

peace yall

DAP!

OH BABY HES BEEN GETTING FULL ATTENTION ALL WEEK!

tiny well *** talk about fashionably late ***! and gimme my tip jar!!

hella i'll take a jello ***, *** of henny, long island ice tea, and a corona with lemon.. this should hold me for about 1/2 an hour!

guys killdanoise had to go he will be back around 3pm he got caught! LMAOOOOOOO!

Hella...i need a *** of patron

bye *** have a nice weekend

dap that *** got missing! you seen that right?? (talking about tiny ***)

@Hella: I'll have a nice tall Southern Comfort with Coke, easy on the ice.

@Scarlett,DAP,officialbronxite, MInx...I AM REALLY ENJOYING Y'ALLS POSTINGS..LOLOL..I WANT TO COME TO THE PARTY!! PASS THAT *** OVER HERE..LLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!! JUST IGNORE THE STAR OF "BUG LIFE" LOOKING LIKE A BUG ON CRACK..JUST AWFUL! I COULDN'T EVEN BELIEVE SHE SAID ANYTHING!! I WAS LIKE NO SHE DIDN'T....OH!OH! SHE'S ABOUT TO GET HER FEELINGS HURT!LOLOLOLOLOL....

***walking up to Official to ask for my tip money back***

Obviously, you didn't hear me enter the room. What's up with that?

**Eyeballing DAP wondering if I should give him this expensive gift or not because he didn't kiss my cheek***

DAP *lookin relieved* Okay then...hit this and tell me if you don't think sumbody talkin to yo a$$!!!!

Scarlett Got dammit you smokin today! Pull up a chair cuz Dap bought me and Bhoney our own modified and personalized chair! Sorry!

*thinking to myself* Do Tiny think i ain't see her take my jar??? if I don't forget, after i smoke this blunt Ima....Oooh, her Vuitton bag is banging!!! After i smoke this blunt I gotta tell her that her bag is....damm look at that stripper

Who wants to do a *** with me in honor of Daps bday...

***pulling out some more bill money for these shots****

Yo, any more food left, looking around at yall plates cuz im hungry, i gotta eat cuz I been drinking like a fish....

VicSage Flag post Ohhhhhhhh Baby Ohhhhhhhhhhh Baby Oooooooooh Baby *************************************

WHAT DA?? wrong site! he got this *** confused with the other tab he has open logged into the porn site!! WTF

LMFA[SPAM] @mafiaprincess! not "bug life" BWH[SPAM]AAAAAAAAAAA

but yeah you got id??

somebody frisk her!

@Hella

Pass it my way cuz...*Inhale and exhale*

*** THIS SOME GOOD WEED!

*I feel like roundhouse kicking somebody*

lol @ Hella with her wandering mind thoughts!!

Hella...i don't smoke!!..*** it...i got next

mafiaprincess...well come join the party

What up Tiny! *** u been at?

REEREE my BFF!! **rubbing my gold charm** i was busy.. put that money back i have a no refund without receipt policy in place! dont make me call the cops

tinytexasdiamond Flag post DAP!

OH BABY HES BEEN GETTING FULL ATTENTION ALL WEEK ----------------------------------------------------------------------

Don't NOOOO body care!!!

(just got back off the corner, Had to go to MY atm...what one of my ho's gave me a one dolla bill. Hell Naw! Imma whoop her azz when I leave)

Entering the party....*** it's smoky up in here. DAP fire up another one. Anybody seen....................oh there she is.

@Scar- U aight? Hey wifey I'm back. Had to get it. U need anything. What it do Official, Tiny, and Fwoc.

***SCREAMING AT THE TOP OF MY LUNGS LIKE I JUST WON THE LOTTERY**

FINALLY, SOMEBODY NOTICED ME! I WAS ABOUT TO TURN AND RUN AND GO HOME AND CRY IN MY BED!!!

*GETTING FRISKED**......to the frisker..i aint got nothing on me but this half pd of purp that i brought for DAP....here sweetie...HAPPY BDAY!!!!!!!!!!!

215girl we have mad food! the caterers just brought in some mo! you better hurry.. see look all the drunkies running towards the food like they at old country buffet! bring me back some wings! LOL

What's up

Black Ree Ree and Hella.

FWOC stop hating cuz your *** aint seen no *** in months! break out that ***!!!! LMAOOOOOOOOO

**Running and tripping, turning around to see if anybody saw me***

I gots to get some of that food!!!

Ashanti is gorgeous, with weave or not, her mother is very beautiful and is thick.... I think she should just focus on working out like all of us need to do, there is pressure to be skinny but she looks good with a little meat or no meat......it is sad how many people view being skinny like a pole as the only sign of beauty, some folks are like that, and that is ok, but a thick person just should love who they are and stay fit...thats it....size isnt the issue, health and working out is....

Hey 10Uhc: What it do, boo?

apples make u ***, especially on an empty stomach

*Coughing*

Whats up 10?? Nicca how have you been??

*Looking at the stripper*

Come back with my lucky charms...

@Hella

WTF is in this weed man???

@Scarlett..thanx sweetie..i see y'all stomped the *** out of that roach that was on the front porch trying to get in!!!

oh i bought some henny..*looking around* where the cups and ice????

THANK YOU BRONXITE!! U TOOK THE WORDS RIGHT OUT OF MY MOUTH!!

BRASP MAN I *** AROUND ALL LAST WEEK AND GOT BEHIND LIKE A MUH *** ON MY WORK..*** DONE PILED UP AND NOW IM LOOKING LIKE A MEDIOCRE EMPLOYEE..ALTHOUGH I AM..DIDNT WANNA SHOW THEM..SO I HAVE TO PUT IN SOME REAL WORK!!

Mafiaprincee c'mon in boo...just keep the strippers happy

LATA ***

Official Tiny must good a new monkey whisperer!

ReeRee *big smooch* I'm sorry babe...but i'm half full and about to hit this weed Hella just passed me...*takes a pull* *African drums start beating in my head* What the *** is this *** Hella? I went blind for about ten seconds!

Wait a minute mafiaprincess, we got to ask you a few questions before you come up here and drink our drinks and party with our strippers. Hold on a sec while I go do a background check.

Hey 10uhc...by the way what is the uhc for??

officialbronxite Flag post hella i'll take a jello ***, *** of henny, long island ice tea, and a corona with lemon.. this should hold me for about 1/2 an hour! ********************************** here's your jello ***,your long island(in a tall glass),your *** of hen, your corona and this AA business card...have fun girl!!!

*hugs* Bye lil bruh!!!! I thought you left already! Yo outfit was....was....it was....yes it was boy!!!

Hey Reesky!! Here's yo drank maaaaaaaaa*breathing all in ree ree face* Sorry boo!

Scarlett No patron until you hit the blunt *starts giggling like sumn was funny*

ROTFLMAOOOOOOOOO @REEREE.. *** you ok!??

anything is possible look how long Sal from Salt and pepper waited before she told people about her disorder. I beleive it She seems insecure and the industry will do that to you. Heck look how cruel the folks at MTO can be.

@ReeRee

**Running and tripping, turning around to see if anybody saw me***

I gots to get some of that food!!! LMAO-I've done that *** b4 when I was HH>

Hi&Hungry

wtflmao

*** THEM SOME BIG *** TITTAYES!!!LMAO!

10uhc...i was looking for you....i missed ya

Good look Official, be right back

**running over to the food getting my plate and Officials wings, I better make my take home plates now, these nickas up in here is greedy***

***Next Im heading over to the bar for another coconut mojito, dam these things are slammin!!!!***

Tiny LOL! see MTO will have you loosing focus..thats why I had to back off cause I was slacking on my work and aint a *** or *** on MTO gonna pay my bills ya dig! lol

mafiaprincess..hell yea we stomped that trick...thanks for bringing the henny

HEY REEREE AND TINY

*seeing ReeRee almost fall and bust her azz..but playin it off like i didn't see it*

aint nobody rolled that purp yet??? here's the greenleaf..roll that sh**!

DAP

HIM AND MY MONKEY COMMUNICATE VERY WELL THANK YOU! HE LOVES TO TONGUE KISS HER!!!LOL!

@Blackraspberry tennessee 10 uh C That's MY HOOD!

but now I'm in TX

WTFLMAO look i'm eating my salad and that pic just disgusted the sh!t outta me!

Tiny whatever happened to that dude that took u to KY?

DAP Flag post Official Tiny must good a new monkey whisperer!

ReeRee *big smooch* I'm sorry babe...but i'm half full and about to hit this weed Hella just passed me...*takes a pull* *African drums start beating in my head* What the *** is this *** Hella? I went blind for about ten seconds! **********************************************

BWHAAAAAAAAAAAAH[SPAM]AAA!!

hella what you trying to say tho?? **putting AA card in my clutch*** seriously tho what you saying?? LMAO

tiny its always the *** ones hating! LOL oh and LMAO @mediocre employee!!

@TerriB..i'm cool, i'm cool..i bought some henny and purp for everyone!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

4 SHO BRASP! WHY I *** UP AND COPIED AND PASTED SOME *** I SAID TO THESE HOES ON THE COMPANY POSTING PAGE! GIRL I WAS SO SHAMED CAUSE I GOT THESE CRACKERBOX MUH *** THINKING IM INNOCENT AND SWEET! MY *** COVER IS BLOWN!

WHUD UP SCAR

**i see dead ppl**

Hella...what the hell did you give me????

@DAP: Here's your birthday gift boo! An all expenses-paid trip around the world. Love Ya!!

@Hella: Thanks girl, **handing her a mint**

@Official: ***, you saw that? lol

@10uhc: I feel you.

@Scarlett: I'm with you, but because this is DAP's birthday, will somebody puff, puff, pass to me?

Yall... this that goooooood ***! I plead the fifth on where I got it on the grounds that it might incriminate me.....Hold up...what was the question again? I'm high as hell yall!!!

Who's that lookin all up behind the bar and ***??? Yall know that person??

Sumbody pass that *** to Scarlett!!!

yeah them tittayes are vicious.. suffocate a mofo with that ***. smother your husband and the cops will never find the evidence!!

BRASP

GIRL THE NICCA DUMPED ME!! SAID I WAS A GOLD DIGGER!! U *** RIGHT! HELL I THOUGHT HE WAS TRICK! LMAO! I GUESS I WASNT INCONSPICUOUS ENOUGH! GOT ME A NEW BOO THOUGH..GOTTA CALL U AND GIVE YOU DETAILS! BUT WHY THE NICCA GOT A *** LIKE A 6TH GRADER BUT HE STILL BE MAKING ME ***? THAT *** IS *** AMAZING RIGHT THERE!

officialbronxite Flag post FWOC stop hating cuz your *** aint seen no *** in months! break out that ***!!!! LMAOOOOOOOOO ---------------------------------------------------------------------

***gasping***

OMG!!

***running off like the RoadRunner***

TerriB Flag post Wait a minute mafiaprincess, we got to ask you a few questions before you come up here and drink our drinks and party with our strippers. Hold on a sec while I go do a background check. *****************************************

LMFA[SPAM]OOO!! thats what i'm talking about right there terri she said a background check!!

@Scar quit talkin to the pole. Hella over here. Hella dont give her *** else. Hey Reeree I got that coosh. DAP come on.

You to Hella but plz don't give scar nothin else til I talk to her.

Hey 10uhc *spitting and falling all on him*

My hault fomey...*giggling* I mean my fault hold me...*crackin up now* Shhhhhiiiiiiddddd I mean my fault homeyyyyyyyyyy!!!! Huh...what you ask me again?? *lookin all drunk and confused*

wtflmao Flag post apples make u ***, especially on an empty stomach --------------------------------------------------------------------

OMG!!! That pic is...OMG!!

*running in out of breath*

DAP....i'm sorry to be late for your party baby! I can't even stay long. Them nuggas had the nerve to expect me to work ON THE DAY YOU WERE BORN!! Can u believe that s/hit?!!!

Anyway, I had someone boost....err.....I mean I lawfully purchased two lovely Hugo Boss *** I think you'd like. Enjoy!!

Happy Birthday!!!

Hella, stop peer pressuring Scar to smoke.

mafiaprincess, I guess you're cool, but I got my eye on you.

**i don't want to smoke anymore...i don't feel right**

10uhc...i thought the pole was u..i'm feeling good...lets sneak in the back

LMFAOOOOOOOOOO @tiny!!!!!!!!!! now i aint saying she a gold digger but she aint messing wit no broke.. you know the rest.. nah but that just reminded me of def comedy jam the other *** the comedienne i think her 1st name is vanessa.. she said nuccas be quick to say you a gold digger nah nucca i aint no gold digger but i cant suck your *** in the dark so can i get twenty on the light bill!! she talking about nucca i'm trying to live.. LMAOOO

My hault fomey...*giggling* I mean my fault hold me...*crackin up now* Shhhhhiiiiiiddddd I mean my fault homeyyyyyyyyyy!!!! Huh...what you ask me again?? *lookin all drunk and confused* ------------------------------------------- IFFO.....I *** fell out. lmao!

***Im over here falling out my chair these drinks are banging, now where is the bathroom, I forgot where its at***

***Official-watch my drink and dont be eating my food either***

***Another round for everyone, on me, pulling out some more money out my ta ta's***

official *acting like the music is too loud so I can't hear her* WHAT GIRL??? *pointing to the speaker* I can't hear cuz of this!!!!

*Screamning Scar see dead people*

@Scar

Tell my uncle Billy I wont my mother *** 5 dollars...

*Inhale & exhale* Yo why my skin changing colors?? O sh*t HELLA I'M GREEN

LOL *** u stoopid!! *** well I guess it was fun while it lasted huh! well some dudes wit lil *** know how to stroke real good. like they say its the motion in the ocean...lol

What up! What we drinkin? Can I hold a cup please?

LMAO @ BRONXITE!!

FOR REAL!! HAHHAA! *** BRB.. IM GOIN TO TACO BELL

I'm *** up with y'all for real.

I didn't know y'all was back in here...OMG Ain't nobody remember my b-day plus y'all got me on the hunt for y'all. I'm hurt

******tearing rolling downs, nose running, shoulders shaking****

**Uncle Billy...your niece B Honey...said she wants her *** 5 dollars**

**grabbing muy long island ice tea taking a sip, grabbing my *** of henny taking it down like a champ, taking my jello ***! mmmm.. standing up** whoa **sitting my *** back down, looking at the wings 215girl brought me** BRUUUGGHHHHHHH... ooops i threw up!!

@Scar

(like the military) ATTENTION-*** my soldier ready for war and at FULL solute.

Gurl Im finna test you gym skills on the high bar.

(I hear the crowd in my head) h[SPAM]a! haaaaaaaaaaaa! wait a minute she dismounts...OH DID U SEE THAT! She GETS a 10!!!!

I DON'T BELIEVE IT AT ALL!

BRASP I AINT NEVER BELIEVED THAT *** UNTIL LAST WEEK! LMAO!!! MAN HIS *** SO LITTLE I BE HAVING TO STOP MYSELF FROM LAUGHIN WHEN I SEE THE ***!!! FUNNIEST *** IVE SEEN IN MY LIFE!!!

LMAO@TINY and her 6th grader ***. I don't know what u talking about. Can't no nugga with a sixth grader *** make me *** 'less he got a 12th grader tongue.

DAAAAYYYYYUUUUMMMMM!!!!!

MY E-HUSBAND DONE BLEW MY E-HIGH!!

I NEED A F*CKIN' DRINK!

**sashaying over to the bar**

HELLA CAN YOU HOOK ME UP WITH AN AMARETTO SOUR? THANKS!

lmao @ Everybody!!

@10uhc: Thanks baby!! I'm bout to get my party on!!

@Tiny: Girl, I had one of them sixth graders but once dude knew how to find that spot, it was sooooo good! **reminiscing**

OH YEA, I JUST SENT EVERYBODY AN EMAIL. CHECK IT AND LET ME KNOW WHAT YA'LL THINK!!!

10uhc...put me to the test!!!

@Hella: *** this Southern Comfort is strong!! Are you sure you put in the coke?

Scarlett *screaming at her when she right next to me* Girlllllllllll, you fyinnne mannnn!! You jess *** allll uppp thasss alll! *crying and shyt* You know I lubbbbs you gurlll an i wone nevurr do *** t thang to *spitting all on her from all them t's inmy sentence* hert youuuuuaaaahhhhh *starts doin the soldier boy in the middle of our talk*

Scarlett Flag post **i see dead ppl**

Hella...what the hell did you give me???? +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

lol....i'll have what she's having!!

lol @ scar seeing dead people

Official...I know all them drinks aint for you ,let me find out you in the back with the strippers with a bottle of baby oil *I tell you show a *** more than 7 inches of meat and she looses her mind*

ReeRee thanks for the trip boo *nikka gonna have step his head game up and be ready to hide a whole lotta beef to go on this trip with me*

tiny yous a *** fool! ROTFLMAOOOOOOOOOO.. so you cant do it to him in the dark.. and please dont suck his *** you might swallow that *** accidently!! BWH[SPAM][SPAM]aa

I am not allowed hard liquor... but where the dudes at?

Hey Scarlett

I'm tired of being overlooked and unwanted, y'all *** having a party and no one remembered my b-day is the same as Dap's. I come in here with my surprised expressions all ready and nothing.

I doubt it..... but oh well..... 2sad 2 bad....

*wondering why everytime i make a move terri is watching me..i know i'm new and all..let me introduce myself*

*going over to terri to make small talk** hi my name is princess..what's yours...ooh girl i like those shoes you are killing it with that outfit....so how do you know DAP? you smoke? here..just a lil' something i brought for you all.....

lmao@ DAP: That's right boo!! Make him work for that trip! lol

Why is MTO tryna *** up my high? How many times a *** gotta hit refresh?

@Ms_Afghanistan: I'll have your drinks!!! lol

standard awwwwwwww i'm sowwy i really didnt know .. plus i'm high.. ask them they the ones with the good memory!

dap LMAOOOOOO! i got 2 rounded up already

STANDARD!!!!!!!! Happy Co-Birthday sweetheart!!! I told you yesterday what was up...come on in and get you party on!We got food,strippers,smoke and drinks

Standard...we sorry boo!

****ATTENTION***

EVERYBODY ITS ALSO STANDARDS BDAY!

ROTFLMAO@ Standard!! Surprise!! Happy B-Day Standard!! **reaching in my purse for something to give her**

Here's a $10 coupon off your next purchase of $75 or more at Target!!

lmao

Standard *Giving her some red kool aid and the $500 gift card to get a body massage I been saving for her bday party*

Here Ma! I ain't forget boo!!! Don't cry! *** in here drunk as hell and high!!!

Bhoney *lookin at bhoney* Oh ***! You the jolly green giants daughter! Aye maine...yo daddy broccoli and cheese be off the chain yo!! Call em and tell em to hook yo a$$ up for the kinfolks price please!!!!

ReeRee Oh you said you wanted coke in it too??? Ooopss!! You been drinkin it straight darlin!! lma[SPAM]o

standard Flag post Hey Scarlett

I'm tired of being overlooked and unwanted, y'all *** having a party and no one remembered my b-day is the same as Dap's. I come in here with my surprised expressions all ready and nothing. ---------------

++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ Hey Standard...girl I knew it was your birthday I just wanted to see if YOU remembered. Look, I even got a gift. I got you a....a...a. It's in the car. Be right back.

WHERE IS 10UHC?????

reeree that nasty *** in that bathing suit couldnt even shave her kitty kat!! WTF that *** looked like a *** dead tarantula!!!

***looking at my watch, waiting for Scar and 10uhc to finish, cuz he promised me some of that weed***

Ok so when u posted pics a few months ago MTO clowned her saying she needed to skip a few meals, now you concerned? Awwwwwww! ***. MTO ain't worth s hit!

Hella...don't talk to me anymore

FWOC Amaretto sour is some punk ***! Here *hands some Patron* drink this! It goes down smooth for real!

Pink *passes Pink the ish...smoke at your own risk!!!

LMAOOOOOOOOOO @REEREE and PINKLICI

nice try.. some kinda e-friends you are

lmao@official...

ugh I dont wanna see nothing that *** little...he better have a mean head game... them be the ones that wanna *** all the time...lol

Happy B-day Standard!

**ONCE AGAIN I KNOW PPL ARE NOT STILL COMMENTING ON THE STORY...GTFOH!**

@Hella: No wonder my *** was getting dizzy off of two sips!! Can I get some Coke please?

@OFficial: I know. That was the nastiest pic of all. And she thought she looked good. All that *** coochie hair looking like one of the Planet of the Apes ***!!

@SCAR: He ain't with you? Oops.

@REEREE: OMG!! Did someone really hang their tracks out on the clothes line to dry??

That has to be the most ghetto sh*t I've EVER seen!!

(Coming from the restroom) wow I can't see a *** thang. OUCH! Sorry, official what you doin on the floor. (she replies) I fell down, now Imma bout to throw up. *** girl let me help you. Scar here I am help me...Scar Scar damnit you hi too.(she daydreaming)

Scarlett what I do??? I didn't mean to spit on yo man!! i was tipsy!

afghanistan the dudes well uh ... i have 2 of them in the back room waiting on.. uh .. i dunno **running off to go check on my mens** LMAO

deet Flag post Ok so when u posted pics a few months ago MTO clowned her saying she needed to skip a few meals, now you concerned? Awwwwwww! ***. MTO ain't worth s hit! --------------------------------------------------------------------

**BLANK STARE**

@FWOC: Now, that was a chick that most definitely believed in recycling!! lmao

@10uhc: I'm ready for that smoke now!! ***amping myself up***

10uhc...baby are you ok...i'm drunk and high...lets go have some fun

Hella...what the *** did you have me smoking??

Dap,

Thanks, i'll take a stripper and a plate. i'm gotta b in the back for my private dance, the loud music is making me dizzy

****walking away with a stripper with no *** and a g-string, carrying a plate of wings and baked beans*****

Offical i accepted ur apology, y'all just str8 forgot about me, i can't party like i use to but *** can a sista feel welcomed up in here plus i'm all emotional and ***. ******resting my head on offical's shoulder rubbing my snotty face on her shirt***

ReeRee Sure girl...hand me yo cup! *not payin attention and pours more Southern Comfort in* Here ya go girl! That should be better. Here, hit this too!!! *passes the blunt*

I think Imma have to make Official and hella and scar sit at my table. Yawl to *** up to be walkin around. UHHHHHHHHH hella stay off my gators.

ReeRee...you right he wasn't with me

10UHC...WHERE THE HELL YOU BEEN? AND WHO WAS WITH YOU??

RTFLMAOOOOOOO @REEREE planet of the apes!!!!

FWOC now that right there make me wish an eagle or hawk would have seen that *** and snatched it off that *** line! ridiculous.. *** you cant afford a new pack of hair!

@Standard: Wait a minute! I said surprise and I gave you a gift. lol

@HELLA: Now you know *** well I can't handle my liquor! You passing me some Patron? Girl...are you volunteering to be my chaperone for the ***? If not, you betta gimme my Amaretto Sour!! Lol!

Uh Reeree can you role

Liking the way Mafiaprincess is sucking up. She gave me a compliment on my shoes, so she's cool, I'll ease up on her. Just to give you a heads up on everybody, be cafeful of Tiny, she's small, but she packs a mean punch. Don't get on her bad side. But everybody else is cool as long as you don't step on anybody's toes.

Speaking of which, I was trying not to say anything, but they keep on going at it. KLS created a thread wondering where we all where, and her an mingle are just talking it up as if they ran yall off.

10uhc i'ms nat fu fu *** *** up.. i'ma chi chil ch chilllllin... whoa hold me i'm dizzy!

**hey, why is the room spinning**

@Scar u tipsy ***. UH and y you got them wrinkles in yo 4 head and all that base in your voice. Calm down, see what happens when you *** wit yo girls...all suspicious and ***.

@Hella: Thanks. **takes a sip, spits it right back out in Hella's face**. What the *** is this? Can we get a new bartender?

**takes a hit of Hella's blunt** Woooweee!! Pass me my drink back!!

@Official and FWOC: Laughing my arse off!!

Thats cause she was HIGH!!! She doesn't have a disorder. She didn't have an appetite.

@10uhc: Nah baby, I'm an amateur. Can you roll it for me? **batting my eyelashes at him**

@Terri: Well, let them do their thang in CN. We don't care anymore.

10uhc..you were gone a long time

Thanks y'all

LOL at Pinklici

Hella i'm all over that massage, i'm all tensed up i need it. I swear y'all i wanna smack these fake *** at my job right in their faces

I need another *** of patron

@Standard: You need to send your coworkers that "Smack your coworker email" that used to circulate.

ReeRee

****hiding the gift behind my back****

No u didn't

@Hella: ***pounding my chest as I sip** This drink shole is good!!!

@Standard: Yes I did. I gave you a $10 off your next purchase of $75 or more coupon from Target.

i'll be back in a bit ya'll

@Scar oh baby time slow cause you hi. C when we at the crib I tried to get you to but naw you scared now you get out you act like you smokey *** sistah. Booh you gotta crawl, aint nothin came out the wound running. When you sober up, I gotcha...Can't do it now (scar hiccups) swy we cant now? hiccup. *** gurl. Hella get out from over here. hol up let me hit that.

Puff puff *** I hear the twilight zone theme.

**i need somebody to hold me up**

@BARTENDER

Dude you bring sumtin else over here. U gone tote an azz whoopin to the crib with them tips you got.

LOL at ReeRee i don't know what's the deal and i don't know y im letting it get to me but i'm really in my feelings about it. I mean i considered these girls my friends u know, confided in them and everything. i swear i wanna say something to them but i'm so *** right now if they say some out the way *** i'll probably smack one of them

@Scar I gotcha whatcha talknbout!

i lubb you 10uhc

(Buzzin from Hella blunt) OOOOEEE *** I didn't know gators had feathers...*** something's wrong. Reeree hold this?

*** Standard I guess it aint no more green for you boo!!! somebody pass me the blunt! lol

Oh oh I feel like the red *** commercial. Iz my gators flying.

@Standard: Girl, don't let them get to you. Ignore them and do what you gotta do to get your work day over with.

@10uhc: Got it. **takes a hit** Is that Shug from the Color Purple singing over there?

* i feel like terri is coming around..i hope she don't take my kindness for azz licking...i'm not in the azz licking business...and i hope she don't think i'm ***..lawd that's all i need *

*starting to feel woozy.......ohoho!! where's you're bathroom?????? *** i should ate before i started drinking and smoking*

***starts singing along with Shug** Sistah, you've been on my miiindd! Oh, sistah, we're two of a kind.....

Standard I got us a bottle of Champagne...since its our Bday we gonna open it together!

FineWomanOfColor Flag post @HELLA: Now you know *** well I can't handle my liquor! You passing me some Patron? Girl...are you volunteering to be my chaperone for the ***? If not, you betta gimme my Amaretto Sour!! Lol! ******************************************* Yeah...we gon ride the strippers home!!! I gotcha! Aint nobody driving! I was just joking anyway! It's water gurl!! I know you hot in here. Drink the water until i get yo Amaretto! Oh and hit this *passes the blunt so maybe she won't realize that ain't water*

10uhc Why is I'm bein prohibited to get up from this table??? I'm fine! *Seeing triple* Now you and yo two cute a$$ brothers can get off my ***!!!

Standard This what you do....walk up to them bytches and take turns pushing they a$$ down on the ground and walk away not saying one word. they gon think you crazy and they'll leave you alone!! lmao

ReeRee Man up! Did the coke help?? lmao

Blackrasp

yeah no more for me, i haven't smoked in 5-6wks

ReeRee i'm trying girl, i'm trying. this one girl whom i don't even talk to like that gave me a cheesecake, a card and $25 to olive garden and i ain't even cool with her like that

@Ree Ree sorry that was me...my bad. (I didn't know i was singin out loud)

@Hella: I'm manning up ma! I'm good. Give me another please!!

@Standard: That was nice of her. Just focus on the positive and leave the negative behind. Now you know who your real friends are. It's your birthday, girl. Cheer up!!

@10uhc: *** man, you sounded just like Shug!! lol

@Hella

That's ReeRee and Scar, yo *** gurls. SIT yo azz back down.

**why is the dj playing this wack azz music**

@everyone....thanx it's been real but I"M SICK ..i thought i could hang...oh keep the purp and the henny.....

@Teri..you are really cool..we friends? girl those shoes are killing it for real !!! we must talk again...i'm invited to the next one right???lol......off to the the ER to get my stomach pumped..somebody call my momma!!! 777-9311!

T.G.I.F EVERYONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

@ReeRee

(smiling) Preciate it, preciate it (all smiling) I hear hella and official-*** tell dat nicca to *** up.

@Hella: *** girl, you think me and Scar are really cute guys!! I don't know whether to thank you or take your haze and your drink!!

***Scarlett, I will do a *** with ya***

***Stumpling over to where Scarlett is seating at, looking for my *** of patron***

bye mafiaprincess

Scar reachin under the table holdn something like a bottle. Hah she know a nicca.

@10uhc: You're welcome!!

Don't know about this one!!

please drop by and show ya girl some love!!

WWW.MYSPACE.COM/SASHASAMANTHA

Scarlett *** ma!!! You's a lightweight *Then I fall straight out of my chair and passes the hell out for about 2 minutes* Like I was saying....that bytch don't know me! Wait , what was the question again?

10uhc is trippin...he know don't no *** gators fly!! Those are Stacy Adams ain't they?

Hey Braspppppp!!!! *wiping spit off her* My bad doll!! Hit this! I guaren *** tee you'll be seeing or hearing sumn. And ain't no angel dust in this either, i don't get down like that! *leaves half the blunt with her to smoke* I'll come back around and see how you doin...

215....you ready?

Who ever told MTO wasn't too concerned about Ashanti.

@ Reeree she *** up she wont remember nothing tomorrow.

@Scar-i whisper to her...(u gone ride) she smiles and says can you say rodeo.

[SPAM]hhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaa at it's on now.

Alright Mafiaprincess, Im gonna have to give you a nickname because that's too much to be typing and I'm lazy. Yeah, we cool girl. I'll catch yall next time and you won't have to go thru all the security process that you went thru today.

LMAO @ Hella

I'm rich *** *In dave chappelle voice*

I hope you guys have a happy and safe weekend..

AND HAPPY BDAY DAP LIVE IT UP MY NICCA

@ hella lmao u ***!

10uhc is trippin...he know don't no *** gators fly!! Those are Stacy Adams ain't they?

I wonder why I wasn't invited to the party?!!

BBBBBBBWWWWWWWWAAAAA AAAAAAAA

@Scar-hell yeah Im ready...lets go

**skipping to the bar pushing people out the way**

Dap why you didn't send me the e-vite?

@Scar

I see the waiter coming. I mean mug him he turns around and Reeree and Scar lookin at me like Im small and ***.

I pray that this isn't true..

Hella I want the same s/hit you gave Scarlett. I'm tryna see some dead kinfolk too. I wanna ask my dear departed uncle Sonny(pouring out likka) where he hid the money he robbed off the drug spot in '95. As far as I know, nobody ain't found that s/hit yet.

215 Scar what yaw'l doin?

ASHANTI STAY OUT THE KITCHEN

Hella you ok boo?

10uhc and ReeRee Oh my bad!!!! I had sumn in my eye....

*hollering from the ambulance in a drunking slur*

bye y'all i'm bringing DREDOG next time she cool...

*momma looking at me shaking her head*

lol @ 10uhc: I should've known you was soft!! lol

@Pink: If you find out where the money is, I want in!! lol

10uhc...you feel good

@Ree ree soft?

See Ya Mafia!! ***looking at her momma with them "I wanna smack my daughter" eyes.

ReeRee is you gon' help me talk to them dead *** when they show up? Aight then!

KLS...Do you really want to come to a party being giving by SBS?

mafiaprincess..name doesn't ring a bell...)))FWOC((((....)OFFICIAL(..OFFICIAL C'MERE, WHERE FWOC WHO THE *** IS THAT!

@Scar u ready? Or u chiln wit yo gurls?

@10uhc: No, did I say soft, I meant small! lol. *** this weed got me speaking all stupid. I told you I don't smoke. (In my Craig voice)

215...how you feel ma?..i'm feeling good

Dap Im good!! Where you been?? You like yo present?

Pink *hands pink the blunt and a *** of patron* This is what Scarlett had! lmao

*hugs lil cuzz bhoney* You have a wonderful weekend too!!!

@Reeree Im neither

@Pink: I'll talk to them! lol.

@10uch: *** this weed got me feeling like the Ghetto Boys when they was rapping My Mind Is Playing Tricks on Me!!

@scar-im good**tripping over my feet jumping back up saing "Dynomite!!!" like JJ Walker**

**coming out the back room trippin on my panties** bye mr firefighter.. que rico papi!

somebody help me zip this dress up!

LMA[SPAM]O!

(j/***)

dap

well, maybe not. Let me leave before I get stabbed or something. lol. it's too many of ya'll in here. Happy Birthday Dap.

**tippy toeing out of the room**

@Official ( [SPAM]oh u nasty wit yo fass azz)

*** Official: You got your dress on all backwards. Let me help you girl!!

***Looking at the firefighter** I got next!!

officialbronxite Flag post **coming out the back room trippin on my panties** bye mr firefighter.. que rico papi!

somebody help me zip this dress up!

LMA[SPAM]O!

(j/***) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ see this is exactly why you got all these randoms muh fuggas un in here, like kls. mafiaprincess...what if the e-type up the e-doorman....DAM!

SMACHAN LMAOOOOOOOOO!! man iono she crashed the party.. terri was suppose to be doing a back ground check on her ***, thats why i aint say *** else to her.. iono you!!

***Feeling like Michael Jackson when his nose fell off*** *** this weed is off the hook!!

Hella yes I love it..I was just interviewing Chocolate Thunder and Chocolate Shake in the back for future parties *yeah that sounds good*

Btw Official I heard you in the next room...If I didnt know any better I'd swear you were Mother Theresa the way you was yelling "OH GOD!!!"

10uhc...yea i'm ready

Heeey Hella!! yeah gurl give me that good sh!t! *** its Friday a *** trying to get blasted!!!! where the Goose at!!! (enhaling) (choking) *** Hella this that good sh!t where u get this from!!! (blowing smoke in the air) wooooww! lol

ROTFLMAOOOOOOO @reeree 10uhc and smachan!!!

reeree that fireman is on fya!!! ooo la laa

now i need a blunt and a drink!

DAP you good man i had to um check on my car right quick.. you know make sure aint nobody bang that *** up

lmao@ DAP!!

**Feeling like Prince or the Artist Formerly Known As, while I take another pull***

Purple Rain, Purple Rain!!

215girl Flag post @scar-im good**tripping over my feet jumping back up saing "Dynomite!!!" like JJ Walker** *************************************************

ROTFLMAO

@Scarlett: Can I uh, can I come with you guys?

ROTFLMAOOOOOOOOOO @DAP!! i was praying i dunno what you talking bout

I'm hungry So I gues Imma eat twice huh. Lmao!

@Scar...I'm hungry So I gues Imma eat twice huh. Lmao!

10uhc...i will feed you!

ReeRee...not this time..lol

@officialbronxite and smachan...IT WASN'T THAT SERIOUS....I WAS JUST JOINING IN ON THE FUN..BECAUSE FOR ONCE I THOUGHT IT WAS SOMETHING POSITIVE GOING ON UP IN HERE...BLACK PPL GETTING ALONG AND ALL AND HAVING FUN.......TOO GOOD TO BE TRUE...DON'T WORRY...I DON'T KISS AZZ....PEACE!

B rasp I got it from that man I went to see about a dog....lmao

Dap Uhhh huh! I bet you was "interviewing". Did they "measure" up to being called back for future "parties"?

*wondering why Official hair all *** up. She look like she need this blunt and a drink*

BWAHAAAAAAAH[SPAM]AAAAa

i didnt notice kimora dropped in! LMAOOOOOOOO

*keeping my eye on ReeRee and Brasp. these non-smokers is off the chain today*

*pulling Official to the side, girl you got a condom stuck to your shoe*

Smachan..dance with me to the old club music banger "LOVE IS THE MESSAGE"

Took out running. Thru the doors Im hittin the clicker on the car. I'm in YES! woooeee I can't wait til we get home baby,...baby...*** I GOTTA QUIT SMOKIN. Get out the car go back to the party and peek in...Uh Scar you ready? Sorry bout that kinda got a lil anxious.

taking the empty Goose bottle and hitting Kimora in the back of her nappy azz head! *** get outta here! lol

@Scarlett: Ok.

@10uch: I got next!! lmao

@Official: you stoopid!!! lmao

officialbronxite Flag post BWAHAAAAAAAH[SPAM]AAAAa

i didnt notice kimora dropped in! LMAOOOOOO *************************************************

didn't nobody pay attention to her azz

Happy B-day Dap.

Dont know you but I will give a *** out.

Hello to the rest of SBS. Have a happy Friday and good weekend all!

mafiaprincess calm down ***! i dont give a *** what you saying this is my 1st time seeing your *** and if you knew what the *** been going on then you would know why the *** we aint quick to just talk to everybody aight.. dont take it personal i dont kiss *** neither.. besides werent you in a *** ambulance how the hell you see that! LMA[SPAM][SPAM]OOOOOOOO!! ha ha haa

on some real *** tho you just dont know what has happened so excuse me for being apprehensive

10uhc...baby did you forget about me?

Scarlett Flag post officialbronxite Flag post BWAHAAAAAAAH[SPAM]AAAAa

i didnt notice kimora dropped in! LMAOOOOOO *************************************************

didn't nobody pay attention to her azz --------------- *** you...I‘m acting brand new ************************************

Rightfully so!

Somebody please turn the hose on 10uhc and Scarlett...the acting like two *** teenagers!

Hey Stl!

dap oh ***! oops .. uh that came from outside.. nasty ***!

hella good looking out.. pass me that comb!

MTO YALL ARE SO FULL OF IT AND I CANT BELIEVE HOW MANY OF YOUR READERS FALL RIGHT INTO YOUR TRAP. YALL TAKE ANYTHING TO MAKE A STORY. SO WHAT IF SHE WANTS TO DROP A FEW POUNDS, MAYBE SHE GAINED. I GAINED OVER THE HOLIDAYS AND I STARTED A DIET PLAN TODAY.WOULDNT U WANT TO FEEL YOU BEST TOO IF U HAD AN ALBUM COMING OUT SOON EVEN IF ITS GOING TO FLOP OR NOT.MTO PLEASE STOP THE BS.

NO I got excited! A nicca *** and I been chillin all nite waitin on you. It's my turn, hell I thought I was gonna have to beat it like it owed me money

DAP Flag post Somebody please turn the hose on 10uhc and Scarlett...the acting like two *** teenagers! ************************************************

bwwwaaahhhhhhhhh

We need some new dudes up in here....i'm sick of getting high and drunk wit a bunch of ***! lol

STL hey there.. have a nice weekend too..

10uhc...lets go home right now

Thank you STL3FAW

Hella they will definately be used for future parties!

Mafiaprincess' background check came up clean. She's cool, at least for now. You cool mama, like I said, just don't step on anybody's toes and you'll be alright. They been thru some things on MTO so they have their guards up.

WTF is goings on up in hea??????!!!!!

Hey Yall :)

***I may need a ride home I think I just flushed my keys down the toilet**....looking for help from scarlett but she up in uhc face flirting***