(from d*listed) Submitted by Chimp on February 11, 2008 - 8:33am.
She doesn't 'give great performances' - she has great choreographers, dancers, stage producers, set and costume designers etc. They are the ones who create the great performance
all she does is just show up to the rehersal and waddle her pretty ***. the only she seems to do is position herself amongst the dancers and execute one or two SIMPLE moves.
is it not established that the only thing she adds is her gorgeous face? she doesn't even move properly!
her voice is abysmal which is why they pick songs for her with a range of 4 notes max!!! so add great record producer and song writers to the list of things she has that makes her great.
when you strip it down, she is nothing but a face and body. she's the music industry's new barbie!!