Ok, I agree with you. She's not the cutest, but I'm sure many would say the same about you.
You say, and I quote, "This b*tch is so freekin ugly"...
But I'm sure you are your biggest fan, cause darling, you're not the cutest either, so you shouldn't be so quick to judge.
By the way, if you lost 40 or 50 lbs, it wouldn't hurt.