Ok, I agree with you. She's not the cutest, but I'm sure many would say the same about you.
You say, and I quote, "This b*tch is so freekin ugly"...
But I'm sure you are your biggest fan, cause darling, you're not the cutest either, so you *** be so quick to judge.
By the way, if you lost 40 or 50 lbs, it wouldn't hurt.