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you guys are bored, thats not even news. quit hating on Alicia. And post this while ur at it!
Hello MTO!…I am an avid reader of your site and I think I should share some “shocking” news. Please post this for the fellow MediaTakeOut.com readers. I was in China last week for a *** vacation. I was at the all-you-can-eat buffet and just as I was going to my car, this colored man accidentally bumped into me, knocking to me to the ground. Startled, the guy apologized and asked if I was ok. As I got up and dusted my self off, I looked at who he was. And Lo and Behold---IT WAS 2 PAC!! I couldn’t believe my eyes!! I said, “Man, you look like 2PAC!” And he said, “***!gg@, I AM 2 PAC!” …..“WESTSIIIIIDEE”, he proclaimed as he threw up the “Westside” sign. And then he told me about how he has a new double-disk album coming out this fall. He said guest appearances will include: Britney Spears, Lil Wayne, Beyonce, Jordan Sparks, Norah Jones, Soulja Boy, Justin Timberlake, T-Pain, Chris Brown, Sean Kingston, Carrie Underwood, Sanjaya Malakar, Rihanna, Lloyd, Jamie Foxx, Ciara, and hopefully Timberland. He said the first single should be out in July, hopefully around Independence Day, but there WILL BE NO VIDEO!!! He told me that he plans to return to the U.S. in 2018. He also said that he wanted to vote for Obama, but that he was afraid that if he cast his ballot, he would blow his cover. I know this may seem false, but he REALLY was in China. I can not honestly tell you the name of the restaurant because it was in Chinese, of course. But it was in Taiwan. He wasn’t with anyone, but he did leave in a 2008 Rolls-Royce Phantom. It was amazing! It was black with the license plate entitled: WESTSIDE. He did give me a contact number but made me promise not to give it to the media. He also gave me an autographed copy of the new CD and it’s a certified banger, as you guys say.! He told me that I could let everyone know that he appreciates their loyal support and to be sure to cop that new album in August. Please post this MTO! Let everyone know about 2PAC’s return.
Your “Avid” and “Dedicated” and “Loyal” Reader,
John Doe
@HIGHLYFAVRD....SO DO YOU....
@YesInDeed1010.....NOW ARE YOU JOKING...YOU DONT LIKE THE LOOK OF IT...NOW LETS LOOK AT YOU....CMON...YOU CAN NEVER QUESTION HOW ANYONE ELSE LOOKS...ESPECIALLY WHEN YOU LOOK LIKE A BLACK HUNGRY HUNGRY HIPPO...HAHAHAA...NOW I KNOW WHAT YALL GONNA SAY...BUT SHE WAS ASKIN FOR THAT ONE.... @VEET...WELL YOU DONT LOOK PRETTY...YOU ARE ON MY *** LIST FOR TODAY...BC OF HATIN ON KIDS...SO HERE IS YOUR LIST.... 1...GROW YOUR OWN HAIR... 2.......CHANGE YOUR AVATAR...BEFORE YOU CAUSE THE SYSTEM TO CRASH... 3....*** YOU UGLY
Yeah, its the wrong color, but when you put on makeup inside, it will look different in the daylight...Alicia still my girl, at least she's not trying to look as white as possible like Bey and her mama on those Amex ads...and Lynn Whitfield is playin her mom on those Dove mini-shows, so AKeys is obviously not trying to hide her race...
All I am going to say is...remove your avatars before you start talking about folks. Many of you look like Dr. Seuss characters. Yall act like you never seen makeup run. This girl gets busy during shows so she perspires. Then there are lights...etc. If I may offer a suggestion, wet to dry-powder-foundation for oily skin. Easy breezy beautiful.Covergirl Stop hating she is still pretty.
@jonas...Not a fan of this off-key singer @beautyonline...Never liked her music and she has a horrible voice to me. So let's talk about someone who actually can sing. why so much hate for ya girl a keys??? she DOES look better than b, and she can sing her *** off, stop hatin, if u dont personally like her thas fine, but dont mek outrageous lies. CANT SING... yall mad cuz yall cant and shes famous
