The Lone Ranger was ambushed and captured by an enemy Indian war party.
The Indian Chief proclaims, 'So, you are the great Lone Ranger. In honor of
the Harvest Festival, you will be executed in three days.
But, before I kill you, I will grant you three requests.
What is your first request?'
The Lone Ranger responds, 'I'd like to speak to my horse.'
The Chief nods and Lusil is brought before the Lone Ranger, wh! o whispers
in Lusil's ear, and the horse gallops away.
Later that evening, Lusil returns with a beautiful blonde woman on his
back. As the Indian Chief watches, the blonde enters the Lone Ranger's tent and
spends the ***.
The next morning the Indian Chief admits he's impressed. 'You have very
fine and loyal horse, but I will still kill you in two days.
What is your second request?'
The Lone Ranger again asks to speak to his horse. Lusil is brought to
him, and he again whispers in the horse's ear. As before, Lusil takes off
across the plains and disappears over the horizon.
Later that evening, to the Chief's surprise, Lusil again returns, this
time with a brunette, even more attractive than the blonde. She enters the Lone
Ranger's tent and spends the ***.
The following morning the Indian Chief is again impressed. 'You are indeed
a man of many talents, but I still kill you tomorrow ,'What is your last
The Lone Ranger responds,' I'd like to speak to my horse....ALONE.'
The Chief is curious, but he agrees, and Lusil is brought to the Lone
Once they're alone, the Lone Ranger grabs Lusil by both ears, looks him
square in the eye and says,
'Listen very carefully, you ***, for the last time..........