: Holy guacamole. MediaTakeOut.com has just learned that some shocking details got disclosed in the special Mother's Day issue of Essence mag. Here's a quote from the issue regarding TiChina Arnold:
As for being a single mother, Arnold says she's got it good. She gets by with a little help from her mother (not to mention her sister, aunt, uncle, friends, a gay husband named Gregg, and Arnold's new beau, who works for the NBA." God placed the right people in my life", she says. "And he gave me the perfect daughter for me."LAWD HAMMERCY!!! First thing's first ... who knew that TiChina married a GAY DUDE. Second thing ... how come they call her new love interest "her new beau" why couldn't they just say her new man. Makes you wonder whether they're talkin' 'bout a man or a woman. Hmmmmmmm ....
And finally, who knew that Essence was starting to get down with this kinda reporting. Y'allstraight pegs over at Essence need to come chill with the MediaTakeout.com crew for a minute. We'll show y'all how wallow in the mud....
How can she be a single mother and have a *** husband? And if that's the case why didn't they grill her on cheating on her *** husband?
And how come Tom Joyner didn't ask her about any of this?
And why is the sky blue?
And why does my stomach hurts?
And why am I sick of MTO trying to turn Beady Bee into a ***?
(((GOOD MORNING PPL)))
You know, the stories on MTO are so *** predictable! If its not "somebody's ***", it's Beyonce or Whitney & Bobby and their offspring!
I can almost guess what the topic is going to be each day. This is why this site is a chat room which is much more entertaining than the actual site!!!
Y'all SO *** stupid! Why do y'all fall for MTO ***? People are so gullible.
Her *** husband is her ***, best male friend, who does everything for her EXCEPT have ***. It's a term of endearment.
Why did I understand that the MINUTE I read it. How STUPID would she be to say, "my *** husband" and then commence to talking about HIS boyfriend.
Dumbasses!
ok MTO yall just need to stop because i read that artcile and i wasnt even like that....first of all a "*** HUSBAND" is just a *** man that is best friends with a woman and he's there for her like a husband would be like emotional support and all that yall are always tryna start some mess....and as for her new beau thats just a way of saying her man....SHM @ MTO
FRED & THE MTO STAFF....WHY DID YOU GUYS POST THESE LIES? I HAVE THE ARTICLE RIGHT HERE AND YOU GUYS ARE BOLD, BOLD, BOLD FACE LIARS!!!!! DONT TRY TO TO A REPUTABLE MAGAZINE DOWN, SO YOU CAN HAVE SOMEONE IN YOUR CORNER.
I ENJOY MTO CHATS...BELIEVE ME I'M NOT A FAN OF THE LIES YOU GUYS TELL AND YOU DO TELL THEM...YOU GUYS ARE ITCHING FOR A BIG FAT AZZ LAW SUITE & I'LL BE THE FIRST TO LAUGH WHEN YOU GET IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
First of all Good Morning to my Fam!
HAPPY MOTHERS DAY WEEKEND TO ALL THE MOTHERS OUT THERE! ENJOY THE WEEKEND TO THE FULLEST!
[ABOUT THIS STORY...WHAT EVER MTO]
Hey there IZITJUSTME!
How are ya doing today beautiful?
Hello Sade P
LULU
WHAT IT DO Boo?
Hello Sharies12
------- stacking paper till it's level with the skyscapers
ATL,
The thread last *** was HILARIOUS!!!!!! I swear y'all are crazy!
First off, I would like to *** out LINK for giving me credit for being HARDCORE. 'Preciate that bruh!!! LOL
And ATL, I pictured you doing push ups & flexing ur biceps while you were e-beefn! LOL
Link, I pictured you concocting a bomb or summn.
SERIOUSLY, You guys have given me so much *** material to use on my family that will last for days!!
[SPAM]LOL!!!
But seriously, if y'all don't like what I gotta say, meet me in Roxbury on Blue Hill near Packy's where all the crackheads be at and we can settle it. And what...
Today's motivation:
Freedom from anger
Acknowledge your anger, feel it fully, allow it to be, and then quickly move beyond it. Instead of fighting against your anger or letting it control you, choose to experience it and then let it go. When you hold on to anger, it drags you down. By allowing and then quickly dropping the anger, you put yourself in a powerful position to deal with whatever brought about that anger.
Anger can get your attention and get you going. Yet if you hold it for long it will surely hold you back.
Sometimes your anger may be valid and other times it may not. Whether it is valid or not, anger almost always makes you much less effective and hinders your ability to move forward.
Anger often perpetuates and strengthens those very things at which it is directed. So the best strategy is to first let it be and then let it go.
Decide to be strong and effective, to put your energy into moving forward. Drop the anger and raise yourself to a higher level of positive control and effectiveness.
-- Ralph Marston
@Lusil
Thanks for the compliment!!! I'm Aaight. The only reason I put my pic up in the 1st place was based on a dare. i am removing it today and going back to my regular funny or inpirational pics. I wanted to put a face with my comments and now that I have done that...I'm done. I do most of, if not all my MTO stuff at work and therefore I really can;t afford to continue to post my real pic on here. However since you and I are "E-dating"(LOL) I would love to hear from you. My e-mail is totally123@live.com. We can coninue to communicate like that because you seem like a person who I would like to keep in contact with...you and a few others.
I don't have a myspace but all 3 of my kids do(LOL) I have been "threatened" by them to not ge t a myspace so I won't. They have no control over my email though (LOL). I don't have a lot of pics but I do have a few pics that I will share eventually if we keep in contact other than on here.
Deal?
IZIT
Good Morning ATL...man you be SLAMMING mofos...You have me crackin' up!
ATLEON08 *** BOY!!!! YOU KNOW YOU BRING THE FREAK OUT OF ***!!!! I SAW A SEGMENT WITH 40 OF THE HOTTEST HOTTIES IN THE 90'S ON VH1 AND THEY HAD LL COOL J FINE SEXY *** ON THERE AND I SWEAR I THOUGHT ABOUT YOUR PICS YOU BE HAVIN UP!!! I WOULD LICK THE SWEAT OF YOUR NIPPLES!!!! LET ME STOP I DONT USUALLY DO THAT!!! BUT YOU I WOULD!!!!
@MyLULU - I am great, it is Friday and I am ready to beat a b!tches azz... How are you my love?
@foxyloxy2000 - OMG, I was thinking the same thing.. Is it *** day on MTO
@FRED - What in the hell, ever happen to eye candy Friday's.. Don't make me get ugly!
@Bishop_Tee - I know b!tch 11 days- tell me why like 60 people have RSVP for my party.. Its going down in DTOWN!
@IZITJUSTME - Hey baby!
VainChick - bring dat azz out to play!!!!1
* DRC, enters looking for Vain *
B!tch, come out, come out where ever you are!!
So you going to come up to my job with that BS, I dun told you to leave this sh!t at the house.. If Tyrone wanted your azz, he would be licking you at ***, and then you gonna post the video of our fight on youtube.. Now you then pushed me.. AND WHERE IS MY MAN BAG HOE....
*ALL OF A SUDDEN, DRC PULLS VAIN BY THE HAIR, STOMPS ON HER FOOT, AND BITES HER EAR OFF..
HAVE YOU HEARD OF MIKE TYSON, HOE? WELL MIKE AINT GOT NOTHING ON ME....
IzjustMEnYOU, lol, I sent u an email babes. As for your kids, you can have a myspace on the low - they ain't gots ta know!! The new page I have, I ONLY have my nephew on it. The rest don't want me there, lol.
Jimmothy - You'll LOVE skydiving - and if you go with me, you won't be scared. Okay, pookie? And ur right, I ain't been the same since the break-up. Time heals all wounds. lol
DeRaCa - *** I wanna tear you apart! Uhhhhhh. Wanna make out?
BISHOP - You sexy sexy sexy sexy SEXY times infinity. I SWEAR if hubby slips!! oooooh, just wish he would, lol.
@thaonlee1 What a cute little boy!!!!!!!
HELLO EVERYONE!!!!! GOOD MORNING!!!! HAPPY FRIDAY!!!! HAPPY MOTHER'S DAY TO ALL THE MOMMIES...IT'S OUR WEEKEND LADIES...for those of us raising our kids, LOL!!!!! MEN...DON'T 4GET TO DO SOMETHING SPECIAL FOR THE MOMMIES IN UR LIFE, WE DESERVE IT...well most of us anyways!!!!!
@ the topic no I won't comment on the topic, cause it's STUUUPID!!!!!
@MY FAM Hello lovely ladies and handsome gents!!!!! Happy Friday Fam!!! ATL GREY LuLu Jimmy Bishop Carolina DRC izitjust Anyone I missed ~ XoXo ~ Sorry
@ATL Boy, boy boy...what can I say...LOL!!!! I gotta go back to the post last *** to see what all I want to comment on...biting my tounge hurts like hell!!!!
Aaaawwwww!!!!
*grabbed my ear with one hand and backed hand Deraca with my other*
*** you bit my ear!
*I pull my hand away and see all the blood and started going crazy when he waved my ear in front of my face*
*so a *** did what she had to do...*
Aaaaaaaahhhhh
*I jumped on him!!! And we both fell to the groud*
*get both my hands full of s-curls and started pounding his head into the pavement*
Didn't...I...tell...you...not...to...***...with me!!!
*then started *** slapping him while blood is drippin on his face*
Stop...***...with...my...man...and I'll...stop making...that lil...Asian ***...to stop calling me!!!
~W ....H....O...O...P~ *right hook to the face*
Cheap Trick!!!!
Scanning the room....
Okay I'm going to take JakeyBaby's list and add to it.
So Good Morning
ATL GREY LuLu Jimmy Bishop Carolina DRC...cheap trick! (hey, this is Jakey's list what can I say. You may want to double check that) izitjust JakeyBaby...why did you write that about Deraca? That was wrong! Keko
And anyone else Jakey missed!
IzjustmeAndYou,
I resent it...didn't have the "me" in it.
Keko - Good morning! Who the *** is your "bust it" baby??? U best answer right!!
JAKEY - The mother of my child - hi babes!! ;-)
Sharies - I would NEVER do anything of the sort. Just wanted to scare you a lil' bit. Your husband ain't gon' hear from me, lol.
Vain - I *** you before you even stepped in the room!! My name shudda been first. U SUCK!
LOL @ Batty Fish - sorry - that *** last *** was off the hook. Bytch made - effeminate...LOL - Peanut butter whatever...I mean, the creativity was just out of this world!!
ATL & LINK - I really think that you guys are awesome! I mean, y'all are HARDCORE with it!! NO lie...lol.
@jAKEY
Hey Super Woman? Happy Mothers day weekend to ya...you do deserve something special Ma. Hope your weekend is therapeutic and relaxing.
Hello KEKO!! I didn't see you till you started yelling baby. lol my bad Good Morning Ma...how you doing?
@Lulu Stop yelling Ma...Vain and Mafia will be here soon..It's Friday, they better come have some fun with us.
------- stacking paper till it's level with the skyscapers
@ATL - naw, its next Friday, the 16th...
@VainChick - awwww, b!tch there you go.. Now, I said where is my purse!!! you leave lil kam ko woo out of this trick.. Don't touch my s-curl, hoe.. LOL
@KEKO1720 - Hey sexy lady!
@jakey_natey - happy mama's day... I miss talking to you love.. Are you doing good. Tell your man, he better do something nice for you or Im taking his place.
@Bishop...Nothing much! Believe it or not I'm actually over here working! I have just two more contracts and I'm finished for the day!!!!
*doing an eagle split in the air*
Just too bad I'm the only one here today so I can't leave THAT early but early nonetheless...it's what I do! LOL
*pointing at DRC*
He thought cause a *** wear REAL Gucci and tote REAL Fendi bags wouldn't wait for his *** outside his job! You should have seen how quick I kicked those heels off!
@Lusil...Hey, Blame Jakey!! She did the list wrong!!! I tell ya...when you want something done right...
You would have been #1 on MY list, but it was clearly Jakey's fault. NEVER mine!!!
*still sitting on DRC's chest pointing a finger in his face*
I would have given you the fake *** back until I looked inside and found a credit card with my man's name on it!!!!
(((SLAP)))
But don't you worry!!!! I made sure that I spent every *** cent on me!!! oh and something for Bishop...but def on ME!
(((SLAP...SLAP)))
I guess that was the birthday card he gave you after you begged and sucked him dry.
(((SLAP)))
You lil ***!!!
on the topic: i was just on Essence website and here is the quote:
Celebrity Mother's Day Tribute
A Mother's Love In these intimate portraits of celebrity moms, daughters, and a son we explore why love really is the greatest gift of all
Tichina Arnold and her daughter, Alijah Lying in a hospital bed four years ago, actress Tichina Arnold, 38, issued a one-word prayer: “Strength.” This wasn’t a typical request for delivery-room endurance, but a personal appeal on behalf of Arnold’s then unborn daughter, Alijah Haggins, now 4. “I kept saying, ‘Give her strength. Give her strength,’ ” recalls Arnold.
“As a single mom, I can’t be around her all the time. I can’t protect her from everything. I knew she needed to be strong.” Now one can’t help thinking Arnold got what she wanted. “Honey,” she says, sounding incredulous at fate, “Alijah is a tough cookie.” As for being a single mother, Arnold says she’s “got it good.” She gets by with a little help from her mother (not to mention her sister, aunt, uncle, friends, a “*** husband” named Gregg, and Arnold’s new beau, who works for the NBA). “God placed the right people in my life,” she says. “And he gave me the perfect daughter for me.” -Penny Wrenn
It seems the '*** husband' gregg is probably just a very close friend who's always there for her along with her man/beau.
MTO you insult your readers!
Dang Jakey! I type a whole *** book but it didn't post and I started typing before I realized it!
But like I had said....in my defense that was my first time ever using a pair of big *** scissors to cut some darn leaves. And stop trying to make me feel bad about how they look!
They'll grow back right?
Okay, I need to handle this lil trick...brb!
MSSINNOCENT HEY LOVE NICE TO MEET YOU!!! I'LL BE ON MTO ITS FUN SO I WILL POST TO YOU WHEN I SEE YOU BYE NEW E-BFF AND GOOD BYE TO MR. EYECANDY ATLEON08!!! PLEASE UNDERSTAND WHERE I'M COMIN FROM1!! BUT I DON'T THINK YOU WILL FEEL ITS THAT SERIOUS BUT BYE HANDSOME!!!!
PS GREYEYEDCHYCK IF THAT WAS A REFERENCE TO ME SUCK MY COOCHIE WHILE YOU PLAY WITH ATLEON'S *** TROP MOUTH HEATHEN!!!!!
*on the ground fighting back cause he *** slappin*
You better get your *** off me tramp!!!
*punching but my blows are sliding off this lil grease queen*
@Jimmy...Then tell this lil *** to get off me!!!
*open hand slap to his face*
Nah hoe! *SLAP...SLAP*
*bucked his *** off me and now we're both at a standoff*
What'cha gon do now? HUH!!! What now ***? Cause I'ma tell you this right here cause you need to know. For that nicca's black cards, cars, crib and endless accounts!!
I...will...fight...your...***...to the...***...freaking...death!!!
@Grey & LuLu...whats goinz on in hea...I see *** poppin off as usual!!!!
Dismissed...stay in yo psycho *** place...yeah u heard me...*** FALL BACK!!!!! Coming back on hea all after ur fake *** mask fell off...besides I heard ATL don't f*ck wit *** that have so many screws loose...baboon face ***!!!!!!! Yeah yeah know u wasn't talkin to me, but SO THE F*CK WHAT...I'm talkin to yo sh*tty *** anyways!!!!! SKANK!!!!!
*turned my head a lil bit to say something to Bishop...only a lil bit cause his *** sneaky*
I told you that trick was FAKE!!! He even wore some *** fake *** Gucci heels to a *** fight!!!
*hands on my hips yelling at DRC*
This what you sucking his *** for!!! For some fake *** purses and fake *** heels! You about as cheap and gullible as they come you *** blonde!!!
Told you that nicca wouldn't spend nothing on your ***.
*giving him that *** look*
I mean look at you then look at me!!!
*I managed to still have on my stockin cap with hair coming from under it and DRC's s-curl looking like lil worms in the sun*
@DISMISSED . . . . IS THIS HOE STILL ADDRESSING ME? ? I DIDN'T HEAR YOU SAY YOUR HIGHNESS BEFORE YOU STARTED RUNNING THAT HERPES-INFESTED *** SUCKER OF YOURS. SO PEASANT TRY AGAIN ! !
YOU NEED TO DO WHAT YOUR NAME SAYS AND BE FU/CKING DISMISSEDDDDDD BI/TCH ! ! ! !
* * * * * *
ANYWAY WHAT WAS I SAYING ? ?
Jimmy - my ONION ain't on VAIN status...but I kinda bent a little bit yesterday while on the elliptical machine to focus on my hamstrings w/ will inevitably lift the bootay...which will "undoubtedly" make my 'pancakes' appear more ONIONlike. I hope anyway....lol
Dismissed - Go manscape ur pubies.
Jakey - I love you!!
Sharies - A ruffneck...gotta get a ruffneck - remember when you came out with that? lol...what year was that?
*taking baggie frm JIMMY and smelln it*
Hmmm what u got here? (( SNiff SNiff)) yessss that's that GOOD GOOD! *pulln out a reg dutchie*
Whoa!! *now a fake fendi bag and two tree branches come fyln past me and JIMMY*
DERACA!! and VAIN wtf is the prob? Yall fighting ova the same thing *** Dyck??!!
*rolln eyes extra *** hard*
Listen..*Eyen V cause i can tell she tryna get a free lick in* V u move and i will personally help u out at the party lata *winks*
Now as i was sayn..Yall needa stop! Now simple way to solve this..that *** aint worried bout yall. so do it this way..
V,..u get him/time/money/shopn trips on Tuesday, Thursday and Saturday..
Deraca..* he breathn all hard and eyen V* Uhhh u get him on Monday, wed, and Friday.
Let the man rest on Sunday ..
KOOL?
*puffn on the *** Jimmy gave me*
Puff* Oh yesssss (( exhaln'))
smooottthhhhh
Naw, trick - MY SH!T is 100% real don't get it twisted . He told me he buys all my sh!t from Saks.. You need to look at your bank statement...
You see thats why I can't stand simple b!tches, they always running off at the mouth and they don't know what they talking about..
Remember that little Victoria Secert outfit he bought you for your birthday.. yeah that little pink lace two piece..
Well, guess what, I pick it out and I had it own the day before your birthday -- I tried to get the sh!t stains out hoe, but I said *** it.. that will be my birthday present from me to you..
Oh and the *** B4 your birthday, when he was working late -- he was with me, b!tch - eating all my cookies...
Now what hoe, bust a move...
LMAO
LOL @ Greeneyes!! Anything w/ HERPES in it will get a chuckle outta me. My diss to anyone will undoubtedly reference that! haha...
Sharies - Shall we start rememberin rappers/groupers from the late 80s early 90s?? lol
Remember D-Nice - Wasn't he CAYUTE...my name, my name is D-Nice...lol. How about the SELF DESTRUCTION video - lol. What about, Das EFX...lol. Oh my.....I can go on & on....
*putting my head down, started noddin with a devil smile and deathly quite*
*all that *** Bishop talking sound good, but the *** went out the other ear when that lil trick *** started talking*
Okay, okay...*laughing...but not the laugh you want to join in on*
Ya'll better back back!
*Snatched the baggie out of Bishop's hand and stuffed it way down into my panties*
*then lashed out and jumped his *** again cause he dun took it too *** far!*
Dismissed *** PLEASE!!!!! U tyrna make somebody laugh with that horse sh*t u talkin B*TCH!!!!! U should have taken my advice and came back as someone else like all the other no life having *** psychos on this mofo!!!! & crybaby...who the f*ck be crying besides yo man after he smell yo onion smellin *** p*ssy...u sound like a ugly donkey face *** too...I bet yo grill look like a mack truck smashed yo face in u f*ckin *** breath hoe bag!!!!! Wipe dat 2 week old dried nutt of yo dirty *** face!!!!!!
@Grey Naw she an old *** breath black b*tch that wishes she was white...u remember dis *** from b4, right!!!!!?????? Ol no life, no money, no d*ck gettin BIIIIIITCH!!!!!! that's why she all hangin from ATL's nutt sack she hoping somebody will give her some play if they don't know she got a donkey face wit alligator skin!!!!!! SH*TTY ***...OK IGG MODE IT IS!!!!! LMAO!!!!!
*moved so *** fast I scared my own *** self*
*knocked his *** to the ground and snatched off one of his own *** shoes and started whooping his ***!!!*
***! THIS is NOT a real shoe!
*snatched off his earrings*
These are NOT real diamonds. Cheap trick!!!
*punched his *** in his *** sucker and proceeded to whooping his ass*
The next time you try to raise up at a *** you better come with your *** A game hoe! You ARE a cheap trick with fake ***!!! And he had to convience me to wear that stank *** pink number. One, the *** was too big fat azz! Two, the *** smelled fishy!
I had to wash the *** first. And that's cook about him eating lil nasty *** cause he does the same to me. But you're doing something I don't. I DON'T suck his ***...
I'll NEVER have to work that hard for the *** I want from him. But obviously you have to turn special tricks!!!
Trick ***!
*grabn V right as she swings at Deraca*
U see V..u make Bish do u like this!
*grabn her by her stockn cap..but then it slips off..she tries to run..but i grab her by her fake Gucci fanny purse*
Get YO ***!! ova here!
Now listen..stop fighting w/ that *** boy and..
*reachn down her panties..I see a glint of pleasure in her eyes..and a slight moan exscapes her lips*
Give me my *** baggie!! *snatchn it out*
Now stop! dammit! * a tube of Wet comes flyn at us*
DERACA!! didn't i just give that to u as a *** gift?!!! u are so un-grateful bytch! throw sometn else..
Yall don't want Bish to get in this fight do yall?? *lookn back *** forth between the two*
cause i will put a call In to Priest right *** now!
*puffn on my blunt that's dangln frm my mouth*
GREYEYED *** YOU WASN'T IGGIN MY *** WHEN YO MAN WAS EATIN MY ***!!!! YOU NEED TO WATCH AND LEARN SO YOU WILL KNOW WHAT TO DO SO HE DON'T GO ON THE DOWN LOW SH IT FU CKIN WIT YOU LAME *** NO WONDER SO MANY BLACK GUYS ARE ***!!!! GO SUCK SOME MORE *** TO GET YOUR WEIGHT UP *** YOU AINT REACHED THE MARK YET!!!! DISMISSED!!!!!
"JAKEY_NATEY THATS THE SAME WAY YOU BE LAUGHIN WHEN YOU HAVIN ***!!! NO GUY CAN FU CK WITH THAT CAVERN YOU CALL A COOCHIE!!!! HELL[SPAM]OOOOOOOO!!!!! ANYBODY H[SPAM][SPAM]ME!!!!!! GO SIT IN THE BATH TO CLOSE THAT SH IT BACK UP FREAK ***!!!!"
HA HA HA HA....OK SOMEBODY LAUGHED AT U...FEEL BETTER NOW!!!!!?????
DUMB DILLY ***!!!!
JIMMY SAID:
@Bishop
I just got that in from Africa..I call that sh*t "the Leaner"... cause you gone be leaning in a minute, but you don't fall down. You remember that "Smooth criminal" video by M. Jackson...dat was this sh*t here!! lol
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*looks at blunt then I tips my pimpette hat forward covering my eyes slightly and just ((leannnnnnnn forward))*than i jump up on my tip-toes*
Yep that's bout right there...*puffn*
Mother's Day to every mom, step-mom, father acting as mom, grand-mom, generation-mom (the great -greats), soon-to-be mom, planning -to- be -mom, had-to-step-in-and be-a-mom, adoptive mom, deceased-but-alive-in-our-hearts mom, church mom, community mom, god-mom, baby mama (lol), and any other acting or co-om.
*heard the words bottle of wet...Bishop stepping in...and priest*
PRIEST!!!
*bitch never straightened up so *** fast*
Okay, hold on a second...let me just think!
Ouch!!!
*DRC hit me with a piece of the branch that fell out of his hand from running away frome me*
***!!! See, you see that? That's that *** right there!!!
*reached down and grabbed some rocks and threw bout three of'em*
Okay, I'm finished with this lil tramp anyway!
(((FREAKING DRAMA QUEEN)))
*hit me with another piece of branch*
@Bishop...see! Call the priest on her ***!!!!
*Walking in wearing my french *** waitress outfit*
*In my french accent*
I see everee bodeee eees enjoying ze beef zis morning, oui?
A-1 steak sauce and Grey Poupon anybodeee? No
Beeshop how about you? How ez ze salad? Good Yes?
Vain, EezeetMee, Atl more vin .. pardon...ezcuze my francaise. More wine for you? Yes.
Only ze best to go with ze beef. A delicate red wine aged just for ze occasion.
What is that waiter? Ze Crackbaby eez unsatisfied with har last meal? Ooooh no ve can not have that. Even ze Crackbaby needs to enjoy ze meal before ze funeral.
Ratatouille... make one more *** for Meez Crackbabee. Will there be anytheeng else madame? How is ze tapwater? To your likeeng? Yes?
Good MORNING and AFTERNOON YALL! LULU MY LUV, ATLEYECANY, JAKEY AKA MY CUT THROAT, BISH DA PIZIMP, VAIN DA BADDEST, GREYEYEDSWEETYPIE, JIMMY PHILLIES FINEST!, CarolinaGUUUUUrl, DERACA STAY ROCKIN DAT NEW ***,
@ TOPIC..TACHINA ARNOLD IS NOT HEADLINE WORTHY..IM MEAN SHE HASNT BEEN IN THE SPOT LIGHT LATELY MTO...
I SWEAR MTO REALLY HELPS FOLKS CARREER... THEY ALWAYS GIVIN PEOPLE WHO ARE IRRELEVANT HEADLINE STATUS....
THAT WAS KIND OF FUN I'LL BE BACK TO SH IT ON YALL NECKS LATER!!!! LIKE I TOLD YOU ONCE BEFORE JAKEY_NATEY AINT NO *** GO RUN MY *** OUT OF HERE I WILL ALWAYS COME AT YOU AS DISMISSED FU CK A MASK I'M A CHARACTER WHO WAS CREATED TO DO EXACTLY THAT DISMISS THAT ***!!! AND BTW I AM WHITE AND BLACK AND ITALIAN!!!! SO TAKE IT HOW YOU WANT THAT WILL BE THE ONLY INFO ABOUT THE REAL ME YOU WILL GET OR NEED TO KNOW LUSIL!!!! LOVE YALL DUMB HOES MAKE MY DAY FUN THANX!!!!
Vain - I so love you!!!
**May have your Attention, please****
Thanks!!!
I am here today to let everyone know Tyrone (vain's man) and I are getting married today. I am with child and he is the babies daddy..
He is leaving Vain for good, because she can't have normal babies- the one they do have has one eye and no nose..
Vain I wish you the best of luck as you raised that deformed baby of yours by yourself.. I would have put little Tyrone in the wedding but I dont need your lil mini me's in my wedding day photos..
But at your request- you can sing at the wedding - Please sing that song "Saving all my Love for you" and make sure you dedicate it from Tyrone to me.... Im sorry boo boo, but you can't be in the photos either because that rash on your face is not a good look..
Anyway, I wish you the best of luck with lil Tyrone. I will make sure the wedding is ova by 11:00 so you can make it to the food stamp office before closing.. lol
DERACA!! I AM SO *** DEADDDDDD!!!!! OMFG!!!! and i can just picture u standing rubn yo *** belly lookn @ V like yeah bytch nah what? OMFG!!!! rflomamooooooo!!!!
and MsAfgan..DEAD* DEAD* DEAD!!! yall killn a sista too *** early..
LOL JIMMY u like that huh? so u like to watch..?
*rememberinh waht he said earlier* Uhh on second though neva mind..
Okay...back to work! I have stuff to do before the funeral and I need to clear my desk!
*thinking bout giving DRC a truce hug but...*
Naw, forget it! He'll try me again...most hoes do!!!
*He better check my tag! I don't play that ***!*
LOL!!
@Sharies...FINALLY!!! Hey girl! What's good with you?
@JakeyBaby!!! I love fighting with his ***. You never know what you'll get. But he's sneaky he makes you laugh then beats your ***. I learned the hard with the windmill!
Wow. This Ish is crazy. Why must everyone be ***? I have a few *** friends that call me their wife. But this doesn't mean we are really married. we're really good friends that hang together from time to time. They come to me for support as I go to them. So if she has a beau that means she has a man. Duh
Now to everyone else.... Good Afternoon. I see we started the friday before mother's day off with a bang. lol. Happy mother's day to all the mom's, step mom's, future moms, and wanna be moms. I hope you get the things you desire this mother's day. You truly deserve it. And if anyone really wants to give a good gift to a mom.... How about some baby sitting so she can rest? LOL. That's all Im asking for this year. LOL
What up Blax!
You gone be a Mother one of these days so HAPPY Mothers day in advance Ma![that goes for all the e-fam ladies who don't have any kids yet]
How's the new crib?
@Jakey
I know yall having fun...yall ain't have to stomp her like dat tho. lol
------- stacking paper till it's level with the skyscapers
*More french accent*
Attencion... attencion mademioselles...
Ve vill be serving hors d'oeuvres in the funeral parlor for ze viewing of ze closed caskeet.
Your choice of snails, escargot... Succulent frog legs... Or fried checkeen.
P.S Vain: Shirley said she's mad at you for uninviting her to the funeral. She had a *** little black number picked out that showed off her thunder thighs.... and she wanted to impress ATL. She took it back to Goodwill this morning. But its all good.
STILL CRACKING THE F.UCK UP AT DRC!!!!
*** YOU MAKE ME SICK!!!!
*dropped to one knee and took DRC's left hand and kissed his FAKE *** Jacob ring*
*stood up and bowed my head for a brief second...*
*kissed both of his cheeks and took off my Crown*
*said my words of encouragement*
You f.ucking fool!! LOL!!!
*Placed the Crown on his head, stepped back and was beaming proudly*
I just can't top that!!!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~ATTENTION FAM!~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Be back on in a few going to set up for the Crack-hoe-4-lyfes Funeral..@ Greater Apiscapo, First Life, House of the lord Church on 151st and 2nd...Now as i said it will be a *** ceremony ( 45 min to an hr ) there is no body * making no eye contact* I hear they neva found it...but there will be a casket!
Donations can be made to help crack-hoes all around the globe..make payable to ..
Save The Crack-hoes LLC
Please dress accordingly...
and the CONFESSIONS PARTY WILL BE FOLLOWING AFTER @ CLUB BISH 2:00Pm ( 1:00 for u Deraca!)
Hey JM!!! What's good with ya? Where were you yesterday? Or did I miss you...
*getting nervous*
And ummmm....Mafia! I thought we buried that *** Halo!!
@Bishop...we'll also be tossing in Mafia's battered, glued, dirty, barely hanging together Halo into the grave as well!!!
Hey Mafia!!! How you doing girl?
Hi Mafia... would you mind running me an errand?
If you can stop by the store on your way to the confessions party and get me:
1) Milk 2) Eggs 3) FattMatt 4) Handcuffs 5) A Box of ribbed Magnum condoms
Thanks girl... I'll be here finishing my brazilian wax for the party. You never know when its gonna go down. Gotta have the hair right.
ROFLMAO!!! I can't stand your lil *** azz!!! LOL!!! LOL!!!
I can't believe you went all 'ANNOUNCEMENT' on my ***!!!! LOL!!! That right there did it for me. Talk about a *** being speechless and actually laughing out loud....with the slob, with the slob....
That was beautiful!!! LOL!!! What else could a *** do but fold!
*** THESE SERVERS!!!!
AWWW ur sweet JIMMY.. Thanks in Advance hun..
Hey Miss Universe( Jaylens)!!! :)
Hey MafiaP!! What it do gurllll!
Hey Luckys!! :)
i dont know ya ***!! but what up homie!!
Mrs Afgan..OMG UR stooopid
BISH..I would like to make a donation to the *** foundation...
I would like to donate a pallet of baking soda, a box of condoms that Ive personally poked holes thru with my weave needle, a pack of tube socks, some vaginal itch cream, and a pack of newports... Where can i drop this off at??
FRRE FOOD IS S[SPAM]OGOOD!!!!
@MS.AFGH...I GOT YOUR LIST HERE...THE ONLY THING IS THAT BISHOP TOOK FATT MATT OFF THE STROLL...SO IDK*SHRUGS SHOULDERS....*I DID MISS U TRULY*HUGS....PERSONALLY
I'M GLAD U BACK!
HEY MY FREAKY LADIES!!!!!!!!!!
@ATLeon08...HEY SWEETIE...YOU GOOD? I'M BEING NICE TO YOU TODAY,OK?
*CRICKETS*
SIKE! U SUCK!!!!!!!!!!!
Happy Friday ya'll
And Happy Mother's Day to all the lovely mommies here
Mafia Jaylens Jakey Lucky Vain Spoonie BXdrama
and anyone else i forgot. ENJOY YOUR DAY TO THE FULLEST...NO, SCRATCH THAT....ENJOY YOUR WEEKEND MADE SPECIALLY FOR YOU TO THE FULLEST!! **HUGS**
I'll be sure to have a big ole glass of wine in honor of each and every one of you. lol *whispers* with that said, if i forgot u then let me know so i can have excuse to add another glass. *evil grin*
Luv ya'll
The devil doing his job to rob steal kill and destroy as many that won't listen to YHWH. She is not the first she will not be the last to make the mistake of not paying attention to the signs, because they do tell on themselves. We must watch and question anything that does not look or sound right.Do not be so quick to pass the obvious up and be in denial of your right to TRUTH after all it makes us FREE.
@ATL..I GOT SO MUCH LUV FOR U..BUT I DO BELIEVE U WERE..GUESS WHAT? ITS OK..BECUZ HE KNOWS BETTER THAN THAT..WHEN I SAID I HAD SOMETHING TO ATTEND TOO???..IT WAS.. HIM..J!!!..J67L..YES I HAD TO ATTEND TO HIM..SO NO SWEETHEART..IM NOT GETTN OTHER WOOD. AND I STILL LUV U BABY BRO.(I SEE U GONE TAKE IT OUT ON ME ANYWAY...ITS COOL THO'
i knew u were gonna say that so i went to the trouble of findin the *** for u. it was real funny how the bytch mentioned ur name BEFORE u logged back in. like i told that bytch baby girl, i aint the only one see it. but it really don't matter to me cuz i pulled that bytch skirt down last ***.
--------------------------------------------- jrlink Flag post now like i said,something is brewing behind the scene thats needs more of my attention rather than dealing with your sorry ***! now go find royalty and ask her whats up!
@atl..If u must know.the myspace contents were stating or asking him to please stop beefing!! to stop arguin with you..becuz i missed talkin to MY Fam..OKAY!!..AND U GUYS WERE MAKING THINGS WORSER!..SO U NEVER EVEN READ THE ONE I SENT TO U?? ITS OKAY THO. ..and i told u the same thing.
@BLAX..LMAO..I MUST BE!!..PUTTIN THAT (lsz) blahahahahaha!!
@royal and BXdrama - i'll be wine tasting in mendocino, hence the list of glasses i keep adding for errbody. LOL *keeping the extra glass in honor of blax anyway* LMAO
@ATL - Hey playa. Mommie's day wishes to your mom, too. And even your baby's mama. lol *adding two more glasses* Whew, i'm gonna be one drunk azz mama!
@CALI-M..WHAAAT..NOW THATS THE BOMB..SEND ME THE 411 ON THE WINE TASTING LOCATIONS..I WANT TO DO SOMETHING NEW LIKE THAT!
@ATL..DID U READ MY MESSAGES!? (how u gone fuss at me.and aint read my messages to u L..im feeling really bad rite now. i dont argue wit men..and i dont like men yellin, or cursing me. i understand how u feel..but why do i have to be the one to get lashed out on..*** im just here.trying to talk to you guys.and im always..gotta be the one on the outs...im tired a..i aint did nuthiin to nobody on here.*eyes.watering up**
@luckyS..that is really nice!!!..its beautiful in florida!i hope u guys have a blast! send me a request to my page luck. are u all goin to disney world too?
@blax..thank u..but we may be out there too..so blax will u send me the request again? (like flava flav..will u were my clock again?????..blahahahahaha, hugs & kisses!.
@ROYALT, i dont know how else to tell you we good. i feel wut u sayin, but then i read some of your post like this:ROYALTGIRL Flag post
@LINK..ITS ALL GOOD I DONT CARE WHAT NOBODY THINKS OF ME..I KNOW IM KOOL! AND I HAVENT DID NOTHING TO ANYONE.. BUT I WANT TO ASK..(WHISPERING) WHY ARE PEOPLE RUNNING OUT THE DOOR WHEN U COME IN HERE???
OH ***... DATS... DATS...SUGE *** OF MTO!!!! BW[SPAM]!!!!
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im late...clean up crew second ***!!
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i do recall sayin somethin about LINK and his clean up crew, don't you. no, right? i know. so like i said, it iz wut it iz and i could give a ***. LINK is a puzzified fossil and he knows it. tell that bytch ta take his *** stained pamper off and man the *** up wit his daisy dukes wearin azz. um out, have a good day.
MTO... yall know yall some lying mofo's! Yall don't even proofread what yall be saying. First, you said that she was a single mother. Then you said she has a new beau. Then you said that her husband is ***. Why would she just bluntly ADMIT that she has a *** husband? MTO...fire the proofreading dept.
how come they call her new love interest "her new beau" why couldn't they just say her new man. Makes you wonder whether they're talkin' 'bout a man or a woman. Hmmmmmmm ....
you guys are truly sad... beau is a french word for a handsome man...a beau could never be a woman... if it was a woman they would have said belle... BYE MTO... ONCE AGAIN CAN WE GET IT TOGETHER???
@cb4l..hey whacko!! lmao!!!..u had me rollin last nite..***.u u said..dark tranny crawled out dat *** was hilarious..u are so fun at times..until u speak on Lucky..i can laff at myself cuz u *** dont bother me..but u aint never gone die..so i aint goin to no funeral for u!..well let me know if u go...im check it out..whaley!!!
@CB4..NOPE..BUT I WILL TELL U THAT U MAKE ME LAFF..NO LIL LAFFS..BUSTIN UP!!! LAUGHTER...U ARE THE CRAZIEST MOFO ON MTO!!!! PL AINT GOT SHIZZ (UR WORD) ON YOU..I AINT COMIN IN NO *** ALLEYS WIT U DATS WHY UR MIND BE SAYING THAT SHIZZ..BUT DAT ONE LAST NITE..I WILL NEVA EVA FORGET!! I HAD TO TELL MY SISTER..BWAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHA OOH SHIZZ....U NEED TO GO GET A VICTIM AND MAKE ME LAFF..IM BORED.
@CALI..OKAY!! SHE SURE DID..AND I CAN SEE SHE IS REALLY WISHIN HER A HAPPY MOMS DAY..DONT U SEE IT....SHE DID?? HUH..SHE IS A PISCES TOO???? AW LAWD..THEY ARE SWEET.OOH BUT THEY CAN HOLD A GRUDGE..BWAHAHAHAAHHA..YOUR DAUGHTER IS PRETTY..WITH THAT LONG *** HAIR...CALI DONT FORGET TO REFER ME TO THAT WINE TASTING LOCATION..I WANT TO GO ONE DAY!
@CB4L...BYE CRAZY..U WON LAST NITE!!! I LAFFED ALL *** NITE AND DAY!!!!..I CAN NEVER TOP THAT ONE! NOW LOAN ME SOME MONEY???(PISCES GIVE AWAY ALL THEY STUFF)..THEN TALK ABOUT U LIKE A DOG FOR BEGGIN. AND THEY TELL EVERYONE THEY GAVE U SOME MONEY..BWAHAHAHAHA!!! HAPPY MOTHERS DAY CB4!!
@SPOON..MY TWIN..HAVE A NICE MOTHERS DAY WEEKEND!!!!
@J67L..U BETTER MAKE THAT THANG REACH TO CALI!!
@JR.L.. HAVE A GOOD WEEKEND POPI!
@FAM...ALL U GUYS HAVE A SAFE AND PROSPEROUS WEEKEND..
@Ugly_VainChick........
I hear you're going to a funeral...Sorry for your lost..(Sincerely)...
That's all you've been talking about...You don't get out much do you.....That's a outing for you, you act like you're excited!
I hope went you take your stink azz to the burial you don't bring the dead back to life when they get a wif of you're azz! And don't put on all that *** vaseline...looking like a grease monkey! Okay!
Again sorry for your lost!
Now why wouls Essence want to come chill with MTO?? You guys can't even spell correctly and you'll bring down the quality work that they put out.
One week Tichina can't find a man and the next she's married to a *** man? That means he's a *** man that she just happens to be good friends with. If you're going to call somebody out at least get the facts straight. ***!!! Yall stupid!
To all the Ladies out there on the various post's, Have a Great Mother's Day. Enjoy your blessings with such regard, nothing else matters. Hug your Family and let them know, no matter what, you love them and you will go upside their heads if they don't do what is expected of them for theirselves. Ladies, let's pay more attention to ourselves, our health and so on. Without us....... what will these Men do? :) LOL.... peace out, enjoy, and most important God Bless!
LMAO! whats wrong with this turkeybased clown atleon08 ?? all full of stuffing and ***? atl,you have been on here long enough to have seen me beef with other bloggers before,and i am sure you *** well know i wasnt being myself last ***! leon,i was messing with you all along leon,you again let your e-boo show her strenght over you! see why she had to go over to the other side of the fence? any girl with you would be traumatized by your lack of everything, including being able to deliver a good e-beefin! lol..if you cant protect her on here how the hell are you going to go to bean-town and keep them ***!ggas/*** off of her?? come on dude, be serious! you know when i also decided to let you run around in the play pen all by your self too? when you asked how i want to do this, on here or by e-mail? arent they almost both the same *** thing? ohh! i get it now! in the e-mail you will be able to say *** and *** without being censored and it will make you sound more gangsta right? lmao!! ohh leon leon,you cant handle LINKY son! but this is what i am going to do,especially since today you were walking all around with an upside down crown,I AM GOING TO BRUSH YOU UP A LITTLE-BIT OK MY FRIEND? show you how the e-beef thing really goes down! then i am done,because jakey is really mad at me,and for some reason,i have mad love for her! so jakey,i have to REMIND your boy real quick about who he is dealing with! ;-)
Happy Mothers day weekend Spoony Spoon-Spoon!
With all the hate that comes your way here on MTO you deserve to have a stress free weekend baby.
You too LuckyS if you still around...have a great time with you daughter and live it up Ma.
@Cali_mommy almost forgot about you Ma...glad you and Royal cool again. Enjoy ya Mothers day weekend. **puffn**
Luv yall!!
Check ya email RoyalT.
------- stacking paper till it's level with the skyscapers
@LINK LOL!! YOU SO CRAZY!! but just let it go!! cause without e-beefing it goes too far!! there should be no real-life fights!!
jimmy67luv Happy Mothers day weekend Spoony Spoon-Spoon!
With all the hate that comes your way here on MTO you deserve to have a stress free weekend baby. ****************************************
THANKS JIMMY!!! I APPRECIATE THAT!!
@jimmy67luv Flag post Izitjustme
Thank you..I hope yours is on and popping too Ma.
@ATLeon
Looks like the line is getting longer by the second bruh....i would help ya OUT but I got my hands full with RoyalT.
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REALLY NOW MR.JIMMY???? LOL..do you remember mr.t's(the a-team) favorite line about pitty?? hahaha!
here babez!! lol.
by the way jimster! the line could be as long as the great wall of china,I WILL BREAK IT DOWN BRICK BY BRICK IF I HAVE TO!! you all really think i was being for real??? OMG! lol..are you all *** serious?? besides spoon only lusil seemed to peeped that i wasnt being myself! lmao!! you all kill me i swear!!! amyway,i will be back in a few to "talk" to mr upside down crown if he around! hahaha!
Abercrombie Flag post like a beyotch is the new fad this summer.....
id ask u to try it but......u sound a little PLUS SIZED....
LANE BRYANT ANYONE?
--------------------------- what a Beyotch.... LMAO....your motherpuckin azz is funny...gotta give you that....
and by the way...I dont shop in the same places your mama do....bytch they dont make Romeo&Juliet and Vigoss in plus sizes so that could hever be me...but thanks for the concern.....Now beat it!!!!