even her draws are too tight......you see the cutting of point in the mid-stomach.....why o why do my fellow big girls wear mess like that?
ATTENTION!!!! FASHION DON'TS FOR BIG GIRLS!!!!!!!!!
Hello my fellow friends and Big Girls. I have you know that I'm big and proud of it.....for the most part. However, there are some things that slender women can wear that necessarily doesn't look right on us. I was Wal-Mart the other day and what I saw was quite disturbing. The outfit was cute, just not on her. That's why I decided to put together this list of fashion don'ts for my above average women:
Daisy Dukes/Mini Skirts: If the *** you are wearing cut off your circulation, don't wear them. Show your legs in a proper manner if you can. If you got pot holders and dents in your legs then daisy dukes aren't going to cut it. The same goes for mini skirts. Wear pants and skirts that show off your legs in a dignified manner.
Tank Tops/Spaghetti Straps: If you have rolls that make your back look like you have an extra set of breasts, PLEASE DON'T WEAR TANK TOPS OR SPAGHETTI STRAPS!!!! If the straps of the *** makes a crease in your shoulder, don't wear! Cover that up!
Spiked Heels: If your weight exceeds past the 250 mark, spiked heels aint gonna cut it! You don't want to be strutting it down the stairs and suddenly snap the heel. This will cause you to tumble down the stairs like a roll of hay and knock down whoever is in your pathway like they are some bowling pins. If you care about people's lives including your own, don't wear spiked heels!
Tight Clothing: If you don't have the body to show everybody and their mama what you really have underneath it all, don't wear clothes smaller than your actual size. If you are a size 16 in your pants, wear that size. I can't stand seeing my fellow big girls wear those extra tight pants that make it seem like they have two stomachs. Don't do that! Also this goes for tight dresses. You don't want to look like a sac of potatoes.
Animal Prints: If you don't want to get *** by accident especially during hunting season, don't wear an excessive amount of animal prints. Wear them as minor accessories if you are intent on doing so. Just because slender women can wear the animal kingdom, doesn't mean we can. Some of us look like we belong to the animal kingdom when we wear them.
Horizontal Stripes: They just make us look bigger than what we really are. Vertical stripes if any are better.
Wearing sports bras as ***: Slender women *** do it any ways. Maybe if they are working out at the gym, than MAYBE that could be a legit reason to wear it in public. However, referring back to #2, if your back looks like you have an extra set of of breasts/tiddies/tig-o-bitties or however you want to call it, don't wear that.
Wearing a *** as a dress: I saw on the Internet, Ashanti's little sister TRYING to pull this off. This is a fashion NO for all sizes, especially plus-size women.
*That being said, I just had to get this off my chest. (sigh) I'm sorry if I offended my fellow big girls, but some of ya'll have to hear the truth. Big is beautiful when you do it the right way. Just because that outfit looks good on that skinny girl sitting next to us, doesn't mean that same outfit is going to look good on us even if it's in our size.
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