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MTO...you are probably some of the most insecure people that I know...to you people every one is riding up on somebody's man/woman...this person should watch their mate around this person...Khloe Kardahsian is hooking up with him today and in less than 24 hours, she is hooking up with someone else...you guys take an innocent photo and turn it into something that it is not...making ignorant and irresponsible claims...can't two people take a photo together without you making these ridiculous claims?
NEWS FLASH MTO:
Mice Do Not Like Cheese
A study made by the Manchester Metropolitan University has found that mice really don't like cheese, debunking the myth that was popularized in the cartoon show "Tom and Jerry."
Dr. David Holmes of the university said studies found that mice prefer foods with lots of sugar like chocolates and cheese does not fit that.
He said, "Mice respond to the smell, texture and taste of food. Cheese is something that would not be available to them in their natural environment and so not something they would respond to."
According to their findings, a mouse diet is usually made up of grains and fruit that were both high in sugar. The study were part of a wider findings into what foods attract and repel animals.
They say a real mouse would turn its nose up at something as strong in smell and rich in taste as cheese.
AK47(Alicia Keys hip measurment 47!!!!) dont want that man r no other man 4 that matter she is a ***, she's a beautiful woman so i can c why any man would b easily swayed and attracted to her it happens to me all the time but i dont date men so i just look @ it as flattery, keep doing u boo u cant help it that u got pretty skin, long hair, pretty smile, banging *** body thats s[SPAM][SPAM]o much better then *** and u always been more beautiful to me and a swag outta this world! let em hate girl
She isn't *** (I don't think), He is though (I think cause he just gives off a *** vibe, So does Tiki Barber).Anyway, That's Y miss murphy is with him cause he ***. She likes *** men. Ask Eddie. As for Alicia I have heard rumors but I believe she may b Bi. So there you have it, my oppinion. Which doesn't count for much on this site.
Wow, Alicia Keys looks good to ya'll in these pictures? She needs to drop about 20lbs. She has an attractive face, but her lower half is hit. You can be a slim female and still have curves. That is why so many Black females don't have any incentive to lose weight.Too many cornball guys start slobbering and sweating thick/fat chicks.
First of all being all thick/fat is not healthy. Don't let Monique fool y'all with that nonsense. Second, you herbs don't give these hefty chicks no reason to go work out, because y'all kiss their *** even if they are fat.
Fellas,name me one successful Black celebrity or athlete that has wifed up a fat chick? don't name some female that was there before he got rich and famous. Name me one?
Stop all the *** kissing, let's get these thick/fat girls to start working out. Not only will they look better, but they'll be healthier!!
WELL IF LEAVING YOUR MAN AROUND ALICIA IS LIKE LEAVING CHEESE AROUND A MOUSE. SHE GOT NOTHING TO WORRY ABOUT BECAUSE MICE DON'T LIKE CHEESE THATS JUST A MYTH AND LIE LIKE MOST OF M.T.O. STORIES. LAST MONTH SHE WAS *** SAYS M.T.O. THEN SHE WAS A POLITICAL ACTIVIST, THEN SHE WAS BEAUTIFUL, THEN SHE WAS A HOME WRECKER, THEN SHE WAS A HOE, THEN SHE WAS TO FAT, THEN SHE WAS TOO SKINNY SOON SHE WILL BACK TO BEING ***.
MTO, Ya'll act this fat beeotch, Keys, is a wholesome girl. This is what she is: An Inbred *** who enjoys lapping up the seconds! She did it with Swizz and now, judging by the look in her eyes, she wants to do it with Nicole's man too.
That hippopatamus needs to take some of that money and buy her fat azz a high end treadmill. Come on, Alicia, that stuff ain't sexy at all. That big stink azz and hips, only works in the hood girl and on video ***. Your shape is awful and you think it's cute because folks keep commenting on your hips. They are commenting because those things are feeucking colossal. Girl, apparently you aren't eating healthy. If you were your stomach would be rising from the waist of your jeans like a feeucking cupcake. OH and STOP BUYING TOO SMALL JEANS, PLEASE! They don't fit. Your stomach, it seems, is always screaming for air and that cootchie, I am sure, is going through it.
Listen here Keys, take your yellow azz and hire a feeucking nutritionist. Oh and you will surely need lots of leg work. You got legs like a *** BOAR!! They are oh so CHUNKY, so you must be eating lots of chunky monkey.
Lastly, just stop listening to people who tell you that you are in great shape. It is obvious you are not Keys. Oh and stop looking to lick the c*unt off a dude's d*ck after he just pulled out of his girl. Tell me, HOW DOES MASHONDA'S C*NT TASTE. YOU LIKE IT, MMMM MMMM GOOD. HA -- THAT IS WHY YOU COULD NOT GET ENOUGH 0F SWIZZ. RIGHT GIRL? OR IS IT JUST THE BI-GIRL IN YOU.
RicFlair,
There is nothing wrong with thick....I wear a size 11/12 and I'm 5'8" tall and haven't gotten one single complaint.
You must be white huh? Cause only that race seems to think that anything over a size 4 is overweight. Now obesity is another story...most who are in this state need to lose weight for health reasons.
There is nothing wrong with Alicia...I do believe that she doesn't need to put 30 or 40 lbs but you're being a little extreme when it comes to us "thick" girls as you put it.
Faineant@ You are an idiot! Have you ever met Alicia or even seen Alicia in person??? She is nothing close to fat or out of shape. Girly is toned. Arms are muscular. Legs are too. I bet she would stomp a mud hole through that azz..LOL! You actually believe what you read on MTO and that's sad in it's self!
How ignorant!
ipromise~ I don't only get my info. from MTO. Get yah mind right! Just because you like her don't mean everybody else gotta like her. And how you know she not stuck up? Did you meet her? I think not. My cousin met her & said she was real rude fans; she thought she was on top of the world. Like I said, I'm not a fan and entitled to my opinion.
@ IPROMISE - TO WHIP YOUR *** BI TCH. YOU ACTUALLY THINK I WAS GOING TO LET YOU SLIDE, ***?
WHAT IS IGNORANT BI TCH IS TO THINK YOU CAN EVER COME AT ME IN "WINNING" FASHION. NEVER EVER FOR YOU WILL ALWAYS BE OF THE *** KING LOSERS!! IS ALICIA PAYING YOU TO LICK HER YELLOW C*NT. IS YOUR NAME "ALICIA KEY'S C*NT EATER?" YOU NASTY BI TCH! I NOTICE A LOT OF YOU BIT CHES ON HERE DEFEND MODERN DAY SODOM!!
BIT CH DID YOU KNOW MARILYN MONROE? RIGHT! BUT EVERYONE KNOWS SHE WAS A ***!
BIT CH DO YOU KNOW SUPERHEAD? RIGHT! BUT EVERYONE KNOWS SHE'S A ***!
BIT CH GET THE F UCK OUT OF KEY'S CERVIX!!! I MEAN RIGHT RIGHT NOW. I DON'T HAVE TO KNOW THE BIT CH TO KNOW THAT SHE'S LICKING C*NT OFF ***!!
SO BIT CH, SINCE YOU THINK YOU KNOW THE MEANING OF IDIOT THEN TELL ME WHAT A FU CKING DEGENERATE IDIOT IS? RIGHT, DID YOU SAY YOU?
AND BIT CH IF DON'T THINK KEYS IS FAT THEN YOU MUST BE A FU CKING RUBEN STUDDARD PROTOTYPE!!! YOU FU CKING ***!
OH BIT CH, AND ABOUT KEYS FAT AZZ STOMPING A MUD HOLE IN ME...YOU KNOW WHAT THEY SAY ABOUT SMALL BIT CHES....YEAH WE GET DOWN AND DIRTY ALL OVER AZZ WHILE YOU STILL TRYING TO THROW A PUNCH!! TALKING ABOUT KEYS IS TONED AND MUSCULAR - ***, WHERE DO YOU LIVE ON OBESE ISLAND???
@ DUTCHESS -- *** BOW DOWN, CAUSE I'M THE QUEEN!! YOU MUST BELONG TO ROLLY POLLY ISLAND TOO IF YOU CAN'T SEE THAT THE BI TCH'S LEGS RESEMBLE ARTHRITIS STRICKEN LIMBS!!! THOSE JEANS ARE CERTAINLY HOLDING SH IT TOGETHER REAL WELL. YA'LL DUMB *** BIT CHES CANNOT SEE THAT...GO GET LASIK THEN.
AND I GUARANTEE YA'LL BIT CHES CANNOT FU CK WITH ME ON ANY LEVEL...I CAN GO ALL *** KING DAY ROASTING YOU STANK ***!!! AND MAKE MONEY AT THE SAME TIME...DON'T YOU KNOW I COME ON HERE TO *** THE COONERY OF YOU M*THERFUCKERS---A BUNCH OF *** ING PROFESSIONAL COONS....OH AND BOTH YOU BI THCHES ARE PERHAPS FROM SOUTH...OH I MEAN "SOUF." GO LEARN *** ING ENGLISH BIT CHES!!
Faineant@ You really showed me huh? bwahahaha You mad? You mad? That has to be the most beligerent BS I have ever read LOL Congratulation! You have made yourself look like a dumb ghetto broad with no class or sense without my help at all! :)How do you feel? Do You feel good about yourself now? ahhahaaa LOL go get a hobby. You don't know who I am so don't make any guarantees. You obviously have low self-esteem if you could go "all day roastin you stank ***" on the internet. That's real loser talk. I actually feel sorry for you. I hope your not a grown women poppin off how you are because that is so Jr high of you! I think you are actually here to promote coonery mr bojangles! well im going to carry on with my life.. i'll leave you to bask in your E-ignorance peeeeeace
@ IPROMISE - YOU MUST BE AN UGLY BIT CH! AND STRICKEN BY "MAD" COW DISEASE SINCE YOU KEEP CHIRPING "MAD, MAD, MAD." BIT CH ELEVATE YOUR DICTION.
IN CASE YOU NEED TO KNOW, NAW BIT CH I AM NOT ANGRY. DO YOU THINK A FACELESS BIT CH LIKE YOU CAN ACTUALLY ANGER ME?
HOWEVER, THANK YOU FOR THE CONGRATS SO APPARENTLY I MUST HAVE GOTTEN UNDER YOUR BLUBBER IN ORDER FOR YOU TO DEDICATE AN ENTIRE THESIS ON MY BEHALF. I AM TAKING A BOW!
HMMMM "DUMB" AND "GHETTO" I LIKE THAT! YOU SEEM TO KNOW THAT MAKEUP VERY WELL GIVEN THAT YOU COME FROM A MOTHER WHO, I AM SURE, IS DUMB AND GHETTO! IS THAT HOW YOU CAN POINT THESE CHARACTERISTICS OUT EASILY?
BIT CH, WITH REGARDS TO EDUCATION, IN NO WAY SHAPE OR FORM YOU COULD EVER, IN THE LEAST, COME CLOSE TO MY CEREBRAL MAKEUP. I KNOW YOU TO BE A DEGENERATE -- LOOK AT YOUR WRITING. BIT CH YOU NEED TO COME TO ONE OF MY COLLEGIATE LEVEL BASIC ENGLISH COURSES SO I TEACH YOU A FEW THINGS. I'LL TEACH YOU LITERACY!
I DON'T KNOW WHO YOU ARE -- YES I DO! YOU ARE A SERIOUSLY WANTING INDIVIDUAL WHO HAS AN AVATAR AS A *** KING DOLLAR SIGN. ARE YOU NOT USED TO MONEY? NOW THAT IS REALLY DUMB AND GHETTO. I BET YOU WEAR A FAKE GOLD DOLLAR SIGN AROUND YOUR FAT NECK. AFTER ALL, YOU GOTTA BE FAT TO STICK UP, AS BEST YOU CAN, FOR KEYS' HEFTY WEIGHT AZZ. AS A MATTER OF FACT, YOU MUST BE HER SPHINCTER MUSCLE IN HER AZZ. YOU LIVE RIGHT IN HER AZZ. YEP, RIGHT THERE TO CATCH ALL HER SHI T.
BIT CH IT IS LUCID THAT I AM YOUR HOBBY OR AT LEAST I AM MAKING MYSELF YOUR *** KING HOBBY BITC H. I ENJOY DERIDING *** KERS LIKE YOU - THAT IS WHY I HAVE BEEN VISITING AS OF LATE.
OH YES "OH HOPE YOU'RE NOT A GROWN WOMEN" - BIT CH DO YOU KNOW THE CORRECT USES OF SINGULARITY AND PLURALITY? I DIDN'T THINK SO.
OH, YOU MUST HAVE READ A SPOT WHERE I USED THE NOUN "COONERY" AND NOW YOU WANT TO RIDE...THAT IS GREAT BECAUSE I LIKE TO INFLUENCE FOLK AND NOW I SEE I HAVE INFLUENCED YOU. IT IS SO EASY DUMB DOWN A M*THERFUCKER LIKE YOU. YOU ARE LIKE A CHILD -- I REPEAT SOMETHING THEN YOU DO THE SAME. NOW TELL ME, WHO SHOULD GROW THE FU CK UP? NOW GO BUY SOME GREASY CHICKEN BIT CH -- DIDN'T YOU MENTION BOJANGLES? YOU GOT CHICKEN ON YOUR MIND BIT CH -- THE IDEA PROBABLY CAME FROM YOU LOOKING AT ALICIA'S BOAR LEGS AND THOUGHT "MMMM, I GOTTA TASTE FOR CHICKEN." JUST LIKE A *** KING *** --- *** GO GET THAT CHICK CHICK CHICKEN!
OH, ONE COURTESY DESERVES ANOTHER SOOOOOO -- PEEEEAAAACCCEEE!
bw[SPAM]ha! Once again you've done all of the work for me. Thank you. You take another bow....And another... And another..You just keep bowing down ok! LOL You changing your vernacular is not being mistaken for intelligence, sorry! You put a great deal of typing and effort into that last comment(way to go!) however, while peppering academic vocabulary on bulshyt might fool moronic individuals, im not the one of them!
You seem to be obsessed with obesity. What is the deal with that??? Strange! If I was fat I might have felt offended. If I was ugly my self-esteem might have been damaged. If I was broke I would probably cry.LOL If I was uneducated I wouldn't know how to respond! Nevertheless, Im none of the above so I can only sit laugh at your attempts to break me of all people down! LOL
And since you brought up my mother like a teenager would, I will let you know she is neither ghetto nor uneducated. She is actually an executive producer along with a few other notches under her belt. Lose again!(got *** you ipromise!)
You really displayed your intelligence when you went on your rant about Alicia Keys being fat and comparing her to Superhead LOL. Superhead is a self proclaimed jumpoff with a tell all book. Alicia Key is just another name mentioned on an unreliable gossip website like many other celebs are!
Btw have your jokes always been this lame or did something drastic happen in your life to make you the most unfunny person I have ever exchanged conversation with? Those chicken jokes were the worst! Anyhoo,you seem like a cantankerous lunatic who might actually get off on E-arguments. I really don't want to be your only source of pleasure so with that being said... peeeeace :)
oh and thank you for pointing out the fact that I wrote women instead of woman.. just a typo but as Nikki Giovanni said...
