: In a recession you gotta do what you gotta do to make ends meet. And MediaTakeOut.com has EXCLUSIVELY learned that Raven is doing just that.
One of MediaTakeOut.com's faithful readers located the below Craigslist ad purportedly placed by Raven for a "sensual" massage which gives you "fulfillment" and "pleasure".
Here's the text of the ad currently up on Craigslist in Los Angeles:
My name is Raven Nicole Masterson of Charm School 2 and Rock of Love with Bret Michaels with my innovative new method for bringing more than just healing, but dreams.Wonder what kinda "magic" she plans on working on her clients. We can only imagine ....Find healing in the hands of a 20 year Wiccan magic connoisseur who will skillfully help to not only relieve tension, but release you into a world where dreams are realized and made at the palms of my hands.
Be taken care of in a massage that invokes the name of the Goddess to bring fulfillment, pleasure and the happiness that you have long sort after. Qualifications in white magic and summoning.
I have worked with very major people in the entertainment industry as well as CEO's, including a producer for Britney Spears. I am Experienced in magic practices with fluency in the Book of Shadows along with other ancient scripts.
Contact me at 310-***-5199. Now Incall and Outcall. Rates are $125 per hour.
ahh hahah at St. Lewis... haha.
*** she's a mess. You see. Another one that doesn't need to do all that extra to look pretty. Sometimes, less is more. All that makeup and bad weave and fake eyes makes her look even worse. Is that the same acne on her back that's on her face. Maybe next time they should splash her back instead of her face. They do say that it's good for the skin, ya know.
Another thing...
I don't how this chick LOVE herself some YT (boys) yet HATES white women. She freaked out when she was approached by Meagan, Jessica, and Brandi; saying they had "nothing in common". How you lovin' on white boys and hate white girls? I don't want to hear they're her competition. The fact is the white man and white woman are one. Without one you cannot have the other. These white men(I'm thinking she also dates white men in her real life) have sisters and mothers she's gonna have to find something in common with.
Oh yeah, she wants to BE a white girl. JEALOUSY is also a ***!
Nasty *** skank. She needs to stop letting men unload in her face, maybe she is allergic to it, notice the acne. Her back is fu@ked up also. Those contacts are not right for her. She is looks like she's straight out of a horror flick. Don't let me start on her hair. Looks like a piece from that toy "My Little Pony" was just thrown up there. Edges all rough looking
YUCK..IT'S CLEAR SHE WAS PHOTOSHOPPED IN THE FIRST PIC, BUT THEY CAN'T PHOTOSHOP THE REAL MESS SHE ACTUALLY IS....SHE NEEDS PAUL MITCHELL FOR THOSE ROOTS, PRO-ACTIV FOR THAT FACE AND BLEACH CREAM FOR THOSE HORRID MARKS ON HER BACK..HER EYEBROWS LOOK WEIRD AND SHE LOOKS LIKE A STRAIGHT DEMON...NASTINESS....
She's a witch? I didnt know black chicks got into that type of stuff. I thought it was a white girl thing, except for like the voodoo stuff that the haitians are into. We had a handful of those witch broads in my highschool. We aint fool wit them, just in case. But yea Raven looks like she's got some evil spirits in her, and sometimes the evil spirits get on her face.
1.) lol @ jaybaby
2.) Notice a Skinny,confused, YT lovin Black female w/ a flat behind = No Antidumb lecture on Black women and low standards. Interesting.
3.) The confused Negro is indeed a plague on our community and must be shunned like the very devils they worship. From the filthy cave woman yellow garbage on her head,to the scary zombie contacts and pentagram jewelry. This silly poor Negro has fallen victim to the satanic [EXPLETIVE] culture, to such a point that she appears to have lost her very soul. How sad!
UM MTO! To answer your question "REMEMBER RAVEN FROM ROCK OF LOVE CHARM SCHOOL" NOPE I DON'T KNOW WHO THIS CRAZY LOOKING CHILD IS! Is she a witch what is wiccan? OMG what is that gold star around her neck! This child worships the devil come on now MTO nothing good comes from practicing witch craft now wonder she has to turn tricks for money!
If she wants to be white she needs to stop bs around and go for in full force. Because 1) she could get that permanate(?) eye surgery to make her eye blue. Next 2) She could check out hair club for men/women and surgerally get her hair to grow straight from her head blond. 3) the only thing she aint did was began bleaching her skin, and she could get lazer treatments to speed up that process. Then her and Micheal Jackson could live happily after at part of the same tribe!!!
When people get massages they are supposed to be relaxed not scared and tensed. $hit, I would be scared to look at something like that while I am trying to feel soothed. Not only is the platinum blonde all wrong, her roots and weave looks disgusting, her skin is awful, and those big eyes with green contacts look devilish. Then, to top it off, she is very strange. The two worst looking black girls are on Rock of Love's Charm School.
This broad is a devil worshipper. I just googled wiccan to see what the hell that was and its some kind of Goddess and God worshipping and one of their gods has that 5 point star that she has on her necklace on its forhead and horns coming out of its head like the devil. STAY AWAY FROM THIS CRAZY MOFO!!!!
It also says:
Wiccans believe in magic that can be manipulated through the form of witchcraft or sorcery. Wiccans cast spells through the form of ritual practices.
@ OreoHearts...Sweetie, no disrespect but we all get that you're dating/married a white man. Is it necessary 4 yo screen name to be OreoHearts with a pic of a "swirl" as your aviator?...Dont you think thats undermining your relationship and all the "progress" bi-racial couples have made? Just a thought...
And thank you for your daily sermon AntiDumb...We were looking foward to it (sarcastically smiles)
Now I thought I had selective memory, but got dammit OREOHEARTS, if you aint the pot calling the kettle black!!
You're on this muthaf*cka every other day praising your white man, and encouraging other to follow your path. Well SHE did and look where it got her! FOH!
at the topic... she is the Black Girl Lost! I don't know about this young lady. I can't even speculate, it'll take the entire day to try and analyze this young lady especially from the information given from MTO.
Black women, were any of ya'll as ashamed I was seeing her with that blonde weave in her in a house full of white women??? lol, and to make matters worse, she went on and on about how she and that other girl "Dallas" were the only black girls. All I could do was smmfh when she said that, when we all know that she wants to be white. Oh yeah, and she was out of her d*mn mind for letting that girl grab her weave, I would have knocked the sh*t out of that b*tch.
LOL @ AntiDumb, maybe you need to listen to Jeezy's song Vacation. Here's an excerpt:
Yeah I'm outta here, send you a postcard And if you outta that, send you some more hard I need a peace of mind, some relaxation I'm mindin my bid'ness, so why you *** hatin? I keep it too real, so why you *** fakin? You try it if you want, cause my *** waitin Won't let you stress me out, won't let you worry me Just cause I'm doin good, won't let you murder me It's drivin me insane, it's makin me crazy You know you owe a ***, so *** you, pay me I put it on the hood, get money till I'm dead The only thing I'm fearin is the muh'*** Feds
I need a vacation
It may help you get through the day.
SMDH.
Where this brawd's mamma at? Geez. Her and that girl Dallas got to be 2 of the FUGLIEST beeoottcches on reality TV. I'm tripping how VH1 always manage to put skanks like this on a white show like Rock of Love to rep the sistahs. SMH. This schizophreniz azz hoe aint repping NOTHING bout me. Please believe.
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This "CONFUSED" individual is suffering from an identity crisis! What possessed this fool to dye her hair...no... BLEACH her hair that color, and have the courage to put "baby blue" contacts on???
Someone told her she was ugly as a child or something.... Mentally, she isn't all there... how f'ing sad.
@eso<<<
"@ MissDaniBaby, those fools on those VH1 shows (all of them) don't rep anything about the Black community...They only thing they represent as far as i'm concerned is their own dysfunctional selves!" --------------------------------------
Yes, I'm with you on that one. The producers and owners of these programs are getting paid to sensationalize and propagate a dangerous, stereotypical image. But like you said, they themeselves are the REAL LOSERS. ***!
But that said, this "black woman is a *** who wants to be white" motif still never fails to *** me off.
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@Antidumb....I know that was one of your never ending smart comments... But actually I don’t "look out" for ur play the violin a$$ comments, HOWEVER, I will admit that I never miss the opportunity to read them b/c I am sure to get a good laugh!(I have to admit, I laughed at the comment you just posted to me.) You hilarious!(in a Bill O'Reilly kinda way)
You may not be looking out for my comments sweetie but you are certainly looking out for someone's b/c ur self righteous SAW THAT I COMMENTED, AND COMMENTED BACK!.....
I'm sure you weren't looking for my comments in particular but I am certain that you were looking for some, any reaction to your saga....
Womp....Womp....Womp!....
REMEMBER HER?!?!?!? THAT'S AN UNDERSTATEMENT! MTO, ***I WENT TO HIGH SCHOOL*** WITH THIS GIRL, AND SHE IS DEFINITELY FRONTIN'! I'M FROM NEW ORLEANS, AND SO IS SHE...WE GRADUATED ***TOGETHER*** IN 2001, SOOOOOOO, LET'S SEE, I'LL BE 25 LATER THIS YEAR, SO THAT WOULD MAKE HER...UHHHHM...LEMME THINK...TWENTY-FIVE! THE OTHER GIRL WHO GUESSTIMATED HER AGE WAS ON POINT! RAVEN OL' LYIN ***! AND GOT THE NERVER TO USE HER **REAL 1ST NAME** (THAT AIN'T HER LAST NAME!)!!! BOY I TELL U, THIS WORLD IS ENTIRELY TOO SMALL! I MEAN, SHE WAS NEVER THE CLASS FAVORITE, HELL WE ALL FIGURED SHE WASN'T WRAPPED TOO TIGHT, BUT I'M SURE I SPEAK FOR THE CLASS OF 2001 WHEN I SAY WE NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEVER THOUGHT SHE'D AMOUNT TO THIS! ANYWAY, I'M WILLING TO BLAST HER *** [EVEN MO'] MTO...I DIDN'T LOSE MY HIGH SCHOOL PHOTOS IN KATRINA! AND THAT'S ALL FOR A SMALL FEE OOOOOOOOF...IDK, U HAVE THE EMAIL...CONTACT ME! LMAO AND SMH!
~ASTONISHED CLASSMATE
if she's too good for charm school like she says she is, then why is she doing this? if she was so "intelligent" couldn't she get a more respectable job that will give her the opportunity to put forth her intellectual abilities? she has a bad attitude and needed charm school just as much as the other women there, maybe more. she clearly has some self-esteem issues b/c it appears she's trying to be something she is not with that blonde hair and those green eyes (that isn't working at all).
WHAT THE FLYING CAT *** MIXED WITH *** IS THAT ON HER HEAD... ITS BAD ENOUGH HER FACE SCARES THE *** OUTTA ME THEN THERES HER HAIR....Y DOES SHE EVEN TAKE PICS.......SO THEY CAN PHOTOSHOP HER 1ST PIC BUT NOT THE REST AND WHAT RESTS AT THAT HAIRLINE.... HOW U HAVE BLOND *** BLACK NAPS AND A CHEAP LOOKIN LONG BLOND WEAVE. DESPERATE TIMES WE ARE IN.....DESPERATE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
She need to work some magic on that weave and let Proactiv work some magic on her face (obviously the nutter butter ain't helpin) and work some Microdermabrasion on her leopard spots on her back and get some Hawaiian Silky for them roots....she looks like a lemur with that nappy *** blond hair and triflin blue eyes....
I have nothing good to say about her. 1. She needs a touch up. 2. Bad skin (at least do some photo editing like Deelishis does to cover her keloids) 3. Stupid blue contacts. 4. Nasty attitude. 5. 100% stank.
No she didn't belong at Charm School, she belongs at church and an employment agency.
Gosh, men will pay for anything.
You cannot tell me this broad isn't the Blair Witch....how in the Sam Hill can you make a handjob sound sexy and magical looking like THAT???? If she has magical powers, she needs to awake that poor dead animal who she found in that field, remove him from her head, and release him back into the wild. Not to mention she looks like she needs a good scrubbing and scouring with a Brillo pad, firehose, and sandblaster.
this b*tch is so f*ckin ugly. she has a busted weave and she needs to see Dr. Zizmore to take care of her back acne. how the f*ck you gonna take naked pics and not air brush them when your skin is that f*cked up, especially when youre selling your "Services"? shes a devil worshiper based on that pentagram she was wearing in one of those pics and her $2.99 contacts are beyond ridiculous. MTO get off this trannys nuts and stop giving her attention on this site
So ok, if this biitch work magic it evident she 4got to cast a spell on herself. First she need to start with a new weave, throw that kitty kat on her head away. Then she needs to magically appear in a CVS, to get some visibly even to remove them black blemishes. Then after all that she needs to go hop back in a hat cuz silly rabbit tricks are for kids. I'm waving my magic wand and sayin get a *** life. Oh, I 4got she already got squirted on. Hey they say it's good for ya skin, I wonder what happened 2 her. Somebody knock this ho out please.
@ hardbody
I was thinkin the same thing...that aint even cute! seriously she's disgusting. I was looking at the picture...I DON'T care how good nothing is she would need the paper bad treatment she's DISGUSTING to look at!...and I NEED TO BRING her down to my hairdressers... she needs church, cocoa butter, and some new hair!
Whatever. This chick is no differnt from BEYONCE, Ciara, Lil Kim, Mariah Carey and nem! Only she doesn't have as much money. She is rocking the same nasty girls gone wild look that 60% of America LOVES. I am sure if she upgraded her staink weave more of you would be sweating her.
IMO most Blondes are busted PERIOD, but keep promoting that white is right sh!t and you will see more Black girls growing up into this kind of monster. She would be pretty if she got rid of that slave mentality...
*** what where you thinking her back look like she's going to turn into teen wolf and here hair needs a perm and her roots are black when they need to be colored the color of her weave *** you are all wrong your tired and you need to step up her game as a lady clean it up coke *** *** your back look like lizard skin !!!!!
OpenBlouse. I know you ain't insinuating that nobody looks like a man because I straight up thought you were a transexual when I was looking at your picture. I think you need to take that picture off and steal someone else's cuz that picture is not cute. Oh yeah, you also need quit tanning yourself.
Is she serious? One of the funniest moments on television was on Charm School 2 when someone tried to pull Ravens weave out. The blond weave, the blue contacts . . . being Wiccan is about getting in touch with nature and this chick is not embracing the natural. She needs some conditioner and a good moisturizer cause her skin is looking quite rough.
