We can level all kinds of insults at this man, many of them based in truth...but one thing is an unavoidable reality.
Janet Jackson is waiting for him at home and has possibly been impregnated by THE CREATURE FROM THE WACK LAGOON! ZOINKS!!!!
I just wanna know what combination of words/voodoo/deal with the devil did this nooka use to reel Janet in?! I would have bet my black ASSets that she would have never ended up with Barney Rubble after all those, uh, Rainbow Brights in her past!!
I heard even Stevie Wonder pulled his glasses down for a better look when he first saw them and said "What the f@#%???"