: PORTLAND, Ore. – (AP) The Multnomah County Sheriff's Office said an 88-year-old woman fended off a naked intruder by grabbing the man's crotch and squeezing. Deputy Paul McRedmond said the man got into the house Tuesday through a sliding door. He backed the woman into her living room and pushed her face down onto a chair.

That's when the woman reached behind and squeezed. The man tore free and fled.

McRedmond said a county code enforcement officer who heard the police call on his radio spotted a car near the woman's house and passed on the license information to authorities.

Troutdale police arrested a 46-year-old man. He has been jailed on accusations of burglary, harassment and private indecency. Bail was set at $110,000.

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sade87

lmfao


Tif

That's the way to do it. Too bad you can't put some latex gloves on first.


MkyCrzy

Ima boy Damien!!!!! lol


mesh222

wow!


johnetta2008

thats crazy he was looking to get some


chitownbaby

AKA HE HAD A LIL PEE PEE AND HE WAS NOT A WELL ENDOWED BROTHER THEY SAID HE SLIDE ON OUT GRANNY HANDS RIGHT? WELL YOU KNOW GRANNY AINT HAD NO d8ICK SINCE THE LATE 60'S SHE HAD A TIGHT GRIP ON THAT!


Cruz4u

She hadn't had no d*ick in a minute so she had to get it any way she could


He_a_qt

omg this is so funny. she really had him by the ***


projectkidchris

THATS WHAT YOU CALL TAKING MATTER INTO YOUR OWN HAND!!!


noodlebird

Wow.


Goose82084

LOL!!!! Chall i woulda ring that off his body fa him, @cruz4u let me tell you some thing when you scared you'll do anything you have to do to avoid yourself getting injured or even killed.


iLuvMTO

im here


LoveMeLynn

what she shud have done iis poured some water on his *** and tore his *** up with a niice leather belt. whoopins sting more when u wet nd nakee. dont ask me how ii know..lol


Mass84

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lol


angelr

SHE SHOULD OF CUT IT OFF!!!



RdotRdotDubya

OK, SO LET ME GET THIS STRAIGHT...

MY MAN WAS ALREADY *** AZZ NAKED WHEN HE GOT INSIDE THE HOUSE???

MAN, WHAT IN THE...???


Tiff2fresh

She taking the law into her own hands!


cameronangel

ROFL

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Drac

Co-sign with RdotRdotDubya

What stupid *** *** conducts a burglary *** ass naked. I know that HAD to be a WHITE boy!

Grandma off the chain though...


iim_so_htown

Soooo He Tore Away??

Did He Leave With Both Testicles?


yamomma

I bet he wasnt expectin that ***..


NVDdark1

she was actually givin him a reach around but her arthritis started actin up


MochAquariuS

whew! she's a youthful, quick thinking, strong, not-your-average-88yr old apparently! Go head Gmama! that's what i'm talkin' bout!


DQC

oh she had to be old cause if i find a hot burglar in my home and he's packing heavy and he's fine... i'm raping him before i call the cops! an eye for an eye.. a crime for a crime.


yczfinest

boring yo


mizz_naysi

Well alright granny... Do what you gotta do to save i guess...


mizz_naysi

=survive=


ashstew84

HEY MY MOMY ALWAYS TOLD ME TO GO FOR THE NUTS FIRST THEN RUN SO GRANNY GOT IT GOING ON!!

HEY EVERYBODY BE SAFE *** IF YOUR GOING OUT TO THE CLUBS OR EVEN TO CHURCH LIKE ME I WANNA SEE YOU ALL BACK HERE THURSDAY MORNING SAFE AND SOUND!!


yummers

*** SOME SHId HAPPENED LIKE THAT DOWN HERE IN PHILLY YESTERDAY..SMH


Tanky

*** Shame!!!



mskiki

face down in a chair? he was nude? i hope he didnt try to rape her? that guy is mentally ill and i sicko! go grandma! i jus hope she sanitized her hands afterwards!


cutenkinky

oh she had to be old cause if i find a hot burglar in my home and he's packing heavy and he's fine... i'm raping him before i call the cops! an eye for an eye.. a crime for a crime.

<giggle>


Do0bi321

g-ma got that one lmpao


ISIS

Thats right gran , wring that *** off


Divaonadime

You go Grandma!....Grab that ***! You know nana aint tryin get raped on New Year's Eve! She should of yanked off them *** for next year's tree.


allahuakbar

If I was the arresting officer he would accidently come up with a concussion.


Marvalette

Grandma and the blue ***. LOL


AllLies

@ cutenkinky...You are wrong for that one...LOL!


whatwhatwhat

That's a nutcracker


monique2468

lmao what was he doing naked


klauze

BUT WHY WAS THE DUDE?!...FORGET IT SOUNDz CRAZY


Brooklyn_Chick

lmao dats 2 fuuny how u in ppl crib naked dat jus makes no sense 2 me

------------- i aint gotta hate, im a dime piece dont u see it in mah teeth..


Selector

dON'T U GO *** WID GRANDMA


tempertease

what ever its snowing like crazy here in indiana!


Carameleyez

he was just gone take him some of that ewwwww



MissJNS

This story is at least 10 years old. SAME exact story about an elderly black woman who was being sexually assaulted and she outsmarted him by grabbing it and squeezing it til cops came...yadda, yadda, yadda. The woman was on Montel Williams when he did a show on women being assaulted. Look it up on UTube


KhandiGurl

HAHAHAHAHA that how you do it mama!!!! LMAO


BrooklynzFynest

Hahaha


AKeysWannabee

I woulda tried to pull that sh&t outta its socket..


visweetess

cute...

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IGOTSUMTHIN2SAY

How are you going to rob someone naked......did he at least have a bag for the goods?...**confused**


chicagofinest1

SHE WAS TRYING TO RIP OUT HIS ***!!!!!!!!!!!! ONE FOR THE GRANDMOTHER!!!!! DUDE IS NASTY AZZ FREAK!!!!!!!!!!


2sexy4sho2

lmao but seriously you dont be thinking when your scared as ***,you reach for anything


fire4u

Grandma.. behave yourself now.


Flap_Wonderland

Based on what the man is charged with, they may know each other. Maybe he was trying give her a Christmas present in his birthday suit. My question is what in the world is private indecency? Couples beware! The police will be looking into your bedrooms looking for private indecency. What the hell was I about to say?


PhreshKidFromDaSouth

LMAO AHAHA WOO I LOVE IT! DATZ WAT IM TALKIN BOUT GRANNY I WOULDA CASTRATED HIS AZZ HE WOULD CRY AT DA WORD *** FOR DA REST OF HIS LIFE LOL


bebeswagga

wowwwwww lol


IMSONEGATIVE

WTF! *** IS MEN THIS DESPERATE NOW DAYS! COME ON NOW! LOL THAT OLDER LADY HAD TO GET HER A LIL FEEL! LOL


NorthCarolinaishott

WOW...! WHAT WAS HE THINKING? NO, WHAT WAS SHE THINKING?


Coffeecolor

I'm glad she thought on her feet.Keep your elderly close.



seximocha511

SHE MADE SOME MEAT AND TATOES.


tammy609

I would have been bleaching the hell out of my hands. I would have been smelling bleach for weeks. I'd probably wear plastic gloves for about a year anytime I eat.


speakerboxxxbby

AHAAA, GRAMS WAS SQUEEZIN' HELLA HARD!!!!!


laeaglin

way to go granny!!


bew-t

He got just what his nasty @zz deserved!


queen_pin

IF HE WANTS TO GIVE IT THEN TAKE IT LIKE A WOMAN AND *** IT OFF ONE DAY MEN WILL GET ENOUGH OF TRYING TO OVER POWER US


FcknHoe

lofl


Girlsluvgems

OUCH!!!!


KEEYSHAJ50

ILL LOL


RedDragon

THAT'S GOOD FOR HIS NASTY AZZ. I CANT STAND THESE NASTY CONTS...HELL I WOULD HAVE TRIED TO CUT THE BYTCH OFF...