: Photo removed as a courtesy to the Jordan family.
lol @ everyones comments...yall are mean! hahah I mean for real tho.."john" is a questionable kid. He dont look nothin like them. You sure aint the cousin? Marcus look goofy as all out. and ms Jasmin looks like her daddy in a bad wig. The momma is pretty tho, so i dont know what yall trippin on. She might not be that big.. that blanket lookin thing she got on her aint doin no justice so we dont know how big she really is!
When you got 150 mil, it don't matter WHAT you look like. Juanita got enough money to last generations and she don't "need" a man. After Mike she may not even want a man. Don't blame her for gaining weight, I think a lot of women in that position may not feel the need to be skinny (just like Oprah). What's the point of staying in shape when your baller husband just sticks anything that moves anyway? Be happy, fat, and rich...it works for men every *** day!
CAN ANYONE PLEASE TELL ME IF JUANITA IS BLACK OR LATIN. I ALWAYS THOUGHT SHE WAS BLACK BUT I KEEP HEARING THAT SHE'S LATIN, ONE DAY I HEAR SHE'S PR, THE NEXT DAY I HEAR SHE'S DOMINICAN AND I HAVE LOOKED EVERYONE FOR HER BIO AND I CAN'T FIND ANYTHING THAT SAY SHE'S LATIN OR BLACK. ANYONE PLEASE, WHAT'S HER ACTUAL BACKGROUND?
daniebonner, yeah, i read the vanoy last *** on her bio and that didn't sound latin to me or even black..uh well, we're all mixed but i truly thought she was black until last year when someone said jordan only date latin women and i was "excuse me, isn't his first wife, mother of his kids black?", and i gagged when i was told she was latin from either pr or dr..lol
i'm looking at her young pic with michael and she looks straight up dominican
@princesszahara: You're probably right. I grew up in Dominican Central and she does. A LOT of the lightskinned "black" Dominicans look like her. And the darker ones looks straight up BLACK -- sometimes blacker than American Blacks. Probably because they're on the same island as Haiti.
Either way, they can wash and blow the sh*t outta some hair! SO GLAD they're in GA now, was about to go back to NY before I ended up needing a wig like MJs daughter! WTF is THAT all about?!?!
ROTFL!!!
lol @ ApeAssKracker, just i got the memo and you know exactly what i am talking about..please let not start the racial bs..lol
i care less about interacial dating, i'm not one to hate on that, as longer is all about love and happiness then i don't give a *** about if you're yellow or red. just curiosity about juanita cause i keep hearing people talking about it.
lol, *** up doniebonner..lol..maybe 150 pesos hair..ok..i will prefer to see he rocking the one thin bag from 125 st than this garbage hair.
omg, i love me some washington heights, i love some *** burger they sell on the truck outside called "chimichurri", and let not talk about the boyz, those *** domnicans get me *** moisted. lol thank god i don't live there cause i will be a ***..
@princesszahara: You are CRAAAAZY!!! She said "moisted"! ROTFLMAO!!!!
HAH!!! GIRL! When I was in High school all the dominican dudes LITERALLY had Jheri curl mohawks -- NOT A GOOD LOOK -- kind of turned me off to them early on, but um, A-Rod -- CAN GET IT REEAAALLLY GOOD! He Put Dominican men back on the MAP!
uh my god doniebonner, *** up *** up, no wonder we see eyes to eyes cause Arod is my husband, look heffa, i like you but we will have to fight it out for him.lol
lord, he's gorgeous, i don't know if you have met him in person, but he's one of those people that pics/tv don't do him any justice, in person he's a god, lord have mercy and have you seen pics of that big platano he got..whoa. can't wait for baseball season to buy me my tickets right by 3rd base. love him.
@princesszahara: ROTFLMAO!!!! You are KILLING ME! "Plantano" -- OMG!!!! LMAO!!!
YES! He is THE BIZNESS! All, tall, Bronze and Ripped and THOSE EYES!
WTF does he want with that MAN, Madonna? Isn't her cooch all raggedy by now?! She's HORRIBLE looking now -- cheek implants, SKINNY azz frog arms and legs with those mutant-like ripped muscles.
He's probably a closet freak -- like the NASTY, DEVIANT kind. In that case, she can HAVE HIM!
lol...I met him last year on that yankee parade they had on 5th avenue, i took 2 hours lunch cause i refused to leave until Arod didn't come thru..OMG, i saw him and my stupid *** was running behind for like 5 blocks, sweating like a motherfuck*er. lol i couldn't let him go..lol he's so *** hot.
he only hit madonna just to say "i hit that", hey, that looks good in your resume, madonna is dead meat but at the end of the day is madonna, legendary. and he likes women a lil muscular so i have been hitting the gym for when my opportunity comes. lol
but we have to be careful cause jeter will cut our faces. lol. i don't trust those 2 alone in a room. I can see Jeter backing that *** up.
WTF are people talking about that Juanita is fat. what, you expect her to be looking like she did in the pic, she was in her 20s then and even now, she's still pretty on the face and just a lil thicker, it's not like she was all bones. besides, she's sitting down with her coat on and makes her look thicker but you can tell in the face that she's just a regular woman, not huge as people are acting here. and i bet most the complainers are out of shape and don't know their directions to a gym..lol
money talks and bs walk. juanita is walking on money baby. i won't doubt if she's eating 100 dollar bills for dinner.
Like someone said Mike...you're missing out on your Beautiful Family!...If you were in the pic..how many people would have given you props for hanging in there,and keeping your family unit together!?... But i'm sure they thank you for making the money, becoz their living comfortably...I say go ahead Juanita,enjoy your Children and your Life!
tg, completely agree, food is an addiction to most women going thru stuff. People think money cure everything. I'm an oprah, thanks god i was blessed with good genes that i can eat all day long and not gain a pound cause if not, i would have been a cow by now, i am a food addicted when i'm not happy. At the end of the day, juanita is paid and enjoying her beautiful family(ya know what i mean cause that daughter of michael in drag just mess up the whole family pic). she goes bald and it's *** michael, she should get a *** exchange. lol
@princesszahara..
<------135LBS. AND 5'7"
NO I DON'T NEED TO GO TO THE GYM..AND LIKE I SAID..SHE IS FAT! AND IT IS POSSIBLE FOR A PERSON TO GO BACK TO THEIR SIZE THEY WAS AT 20..IT'S CALLED TAKING CARE OF YOURSELF....AND NOT EATING YOURSELF INTO DEPRESSION.....ALL THE MONEY IN THE WORLD IS NOT AN EXCUSE TO LET YOURSELF GET FAT AND OUTTA SHAPE...YEAH SHE MIGHT BE EATING 100.00 BILLS BUT IT DOESN'T LOOK HEALTHY...IF THESE ARE THE RESULTS YOU GET....
*** mafiaprincess, we're about the same size, 5'7" im pumps..lol, 128 lbs. I agree 100% with everything you said, but i guess my point was more to the general crazyness that goes in here, we(i include myself) complain about people weight, hair, this and that like we're beauty and everything right on point when at the end of the day a lot of us go thru the same ***. I guess it's just what people do in boards, talk about others, no big deal...let just say it will be nice to start ackowledging more the positive than the negative..but it guess that ain't too much fun. lol
She may be a little more OLDER but she's WISER & RICHER thanks to Michael's money and if she really wanna git down, she can CALL ME!!
I like a woman with (another's Nooka's money to spend on ME)and some CLASS!
In exchange, I have all that Gentleman ***... (tall, dark & handsome, educated and well dressed) and some good, hard *** to break you off with!!!
*** and GIT IT!
Jaunita still pretty!!! just go easy on the donuts and steaks!!!! And cop that trainer...Jasmine look like her daddy with a wig but her body looks cool! I guess beautiful ppl can make non attractive kids!!! She got mikes strong face!! Messed up she didn't get her mama features....lol! And I'm not talking about the (skin tone) I'm talking about nose, lips, etc....lol
LOL LOL @ MAFIAPRINCESS..OK..I NEVER GET WHY PEOPLE START FIGHTING AND GO AT IT ON A *** INTERNET LIKE THEY KNOW EACH OTHERS AND TAKING STUFF PERSONALS, CMAN, ENTERTAINMENT, THAT'S ALL, WHAT'S THE WHOLE POINT OF A BOARD IF WE'RE ALL GOING TO AGREE, I LOVE TO SEE ALL THE POINT OF VIEWS AND IT'S NO NEED TO GO CRAZY CAUSE YOU MAY NOT AGREE WITH SOMEONE ELSE POINT OF VIEW..BUT I HAD MY HAIR ALREADY SNATCHED ON A PONYTAIL AND BLADE UNDER MY TONGUE AND READY TO WAIT FOR YOU OUTSIDE..YOU'RE TALLER THAN ME SO I WAS READY TO CUT THAT THROAT LOL
@princesszahara: ROTFLMAO!!! You took it back to the South Bronx for a minute. Cut her up! LMAO!
But seriously though. I called her fat too -- MY BAD. She IS THOUGH. I think that nowadays people expect MORE out of millionaires because REALLY, there's NO EXCUSE to be outta shape and looking a HOT *** MESS when you have endless resources, compliments of wealth. WTF?!?!
I WISH that I even HAD 1% of what she has so that I could fix whatever I feel I need to -- from the neck DOWN, though -- I don't do face surgeries -- TOO painful and risky in the wrong hands -- don't wanna look like Mike Jackson! LMAO!!!
I don't ever understand how these wifes living million dollar Orange County/Atlanta Housewives can allow themselves to be anything less than a dyme or atl least not fall off and look like jabba the hut!! You as hell ain't working, you have assistants, a nanny, a personal chef, maid, 3 kids are not an excuse really only have one main job and that to handle the D@#$!!!
daniebonner, I would have called her fat too, she's thicker for sure now, but look at both pics and the fatness in the face is about the same. I hate to say it but unless it's in your gene, most women gain weight with age.
queen_pin, you're saying juanita is huge, but it that's you in your avatar, then you're bigger than juanita, your face looks fuller than hers..lol
princesszahara Flag post WTF are people talking about that Juanita is fat. what, you expect her to be looking like she did in the pic, she was in her 20s then and even now, she's still pretty on the face and just a lil thicker, it's not like she was all bones. besides, she's sitting down with her coat on and makes her look thicker but you can tell in the face that she's just a regular woman, )))))))))))))))
Wrong!These are excuses that will keep you out of the gym and from being fit. Anyone can plainly see that this woman is overweight. maintaining a healthy weight is essential to combating things like diabetes , high blood pressure and other deceases.so please do not pacifiar this issue with *** like"sitting down makes her look thicker". Give me a break. She's clearly overweight.
I am willing to bet that her BMI and Fat ratio is in the danger zone.
lol..hell, i will take .5% of juanita and i am set..lol..we're talking about 200 mills...god bless her, take that michael.
fanfare, i hear you and i agree, when we're young, we do our best to stay fit, beautiful, sexy, etc, etc, but a lot of women after a certain ages get comfortable and feel fine in their own thick skin. So maybe juanita doesn't give a *** if she's thicker now and she's happy. but as your said, health is very important so i hope she's ok, and yes, she's fat but not as people are calling it, they're acting like shes' at aretha size, that's a cow. i can't wait to see her on the white house wrap in a *** *** and running out of breath.
lol..mafiaprincess, did you ever cut class and went home earlier cause you knew the heffa waiting for you was about to clean the floor with you...lol..............i used to tell the heffa to meet me outside after school, leave on the 8th period and be chilling at home watching soap operas while she was waiting for me outside ready to fuc* me up..lol..a stupid fighter is not cool, why get beat up and put a free show to others, sorry, but i am a champ, either win or run.
ION...I GUESS I WOULD HAVE WANTED TO SEE HER...LOOKING GOOD WITH A LOOK ON HER FACE LIKE I'M RICH BYTCH AND FINE AS HELL...LMAO! NOT SAYING SHE'S NOT PRETTY BECAUSE I CAN'T TAKE THAT AWAY FROM HER..SHE'S A VERY PRETTY LADY.....BUT THEN I COULD HAVE BEEN A LIL' MORE SENSITIVE ALSO...BECAUSE MAYBE SHE IS DEPRESSED, I MEAN SHE WAS WITH THIS MAN FOR A LONG TIME...AND AINT NO TELLING HOW MANY JUMP OFFS CAME THEIR WAY...SO MAYBE SHE FINDS COMFORT IN EATING.....SO MY BAD...
@mafiaprincess..ok, i think my last fight was like *** 17 years ago...just the thought of a fight now is just so out of my level and tacky. I stay away from crazyness not to get in trouble and if i am going to be getting hair pulled, light punched under my ribs then it will be by man when he's destroying the kittykat, girl, a lil punch so you can run out of air for a second while he's putting on you is like taking you to heaven..lol...
god bless juanita, like u said, with all the drama about the divorce and the things she went thru with michael cause he is a dog with 2 *** feet, so food is her addiction right now. she will be aiight..
you all have a bless day, let me run out of here.
Sorry, but his daughter is a complete mess. If MY daddy was MJ, my weave would be laid!!! That *** she got on is jacked-up! And my body would be extra tight. WTF are they doing besides sitting around? I'm sure they are doing well in school, but they need to get invoved in some extra curricular activities---they're a whopper away from obesity.
I love it when men marry these light brights and have kids with them and the children turn out looking like the father and take on his skin color.
NOT that there is anything wrong with it. I think his family is beautiful.
It's just that you see the same ol same ol and you start to assume that these couples foundations about family were built off of shallow reasons.
It happens too much, especially in Hollywood for it NOT to be noticed. When I see Rayne/Rain Pryor, I just can't help but think her father JUST KNEW she was going to be GORGEOUS b/c of how her mother looked.
That scenario just always pop up in my head when I see a dark brother with a light complexioned woman. Not to mention the man's mother is always DARK nor does the wife take on any similarities to the mother!
And please don't take this the wrong way. I'm not shallow and don't look down on anyone's looks, I just always thought like that and I'm just being transparent that's all. It's merely MY opinion.
Who care's if she put on weight, that is the problem with bloggers, lets see how you guys look. At least she got 150 million, what the hell do you guys got...So I will leave with this....
DO THE *** THANG JUANITA!!!!!! YOU GO GIRL, YOU GOT MILLIONS OF THINGS TO DO, FOR ALL THE HELL HE PUT YOU THROUGH.......
JUANITA JORDAN, MEMBER OF THE GOLD DIGGER HALL OF FAME. THIS BITTTCH GOT PREGNANT WITH THEIR OLDEST SON RIGHT BEFORE JORDAN WAS GOING TO LAUNCH THE FIRST AIR JORDAN AND HAD HER LAWYER CALL HIM AND THREATEN HIM WITH GOING PUBLIC WITH A PALIMONY SUIT. TO KEEP FROM LOSING THE NIKE CONTRACT MIKE MARRIED HER AT 4 AM IN VEGAS. SHE WAS A JUMP OFF THAT GOT LUCKY. SHE WAITED ALL THOSE YEARS, TOOK NOTES WHILE MIKE SLIPPED THEN JUMOED SHIP WITH A GOLDEN PARACHUTE. I AINT MAD AT HER. THAT IS WHAT MIKE GET FOR WIFING A GOLD DIGGER. PLAY ON JUANITA PLAY ON LOL
Ladiva9 wrote......That daughter...GEEEZ! She look like the lion on the wizard of oz. Them kids uh uhhh, don't look like Michael.
>>>LMA[SPAM]O I DON'T THINK THOSE R HIS KIDS, IF THEY R THE 1 ON THE END GAINED A LOT OF WEIGHT...A WHILE AGO MTO HAD PICS OF THE BOYS ON THE BEACH W/ WHITE GIRLS & I ALSO SAW IT ON TMZ. THESE BOYS LOOK TOTALLY DIFF. & ISN'T 1 OF THE BOYS NAME JEFFREY, NOT JOHN?
@caramelprinze ''And now we know why Michael left her! She didn't just gain a couple of pounds, she ate the whole dang buffet! Ladies ya gotta stay on point, or your man will find something better, even if it does cost 150 million.''
You win the prize for the stupidest comment on MTO all day. He didn't leave her she kicked his *** out and kept 200 million of his dollars. MJ has a moral and ethical problem ... he can't keep his *** in his pants. Good riddance and good luck to the next trick.
Juanita is paid in full.
OMG! First of all to the person who said HE left her because she gained weight GOT IT ALL WRONG...She left MJ because his cheating *** was messing around on her... So she DIVORCED him!
GON Juanita! *** a MJ with his ugly ***! Thank you "PHILLY COCO" MJ is a hoe and these folks still glorifyin him! Whatever..
He's never been vocal on issues of people *** folks over his Sneakers nothing. He's just a money hungry *** hole! *** HIM! Plus they say he's MEAN AS HELL! HE wouldn't give a *** if some of YALL approached him! Get it right!
What happened to the picture of the children? Did MJ call? I saw them on here yesterday, and gone today. All the kids look different, and the daughter looks more like Michael. Take note folks, high yellow don't mean you will have high yellow pretty kids. Now I ain't sayin they are ugly kids, butttt.