MediaTakeOut.com caught wind of a new trend in medicine called “Natural Orifice Surgery”. Apparently now doctors can do all kinds of things like stick a machine up your vagina and pull out your kidney.
Don’t believe us … well here’s how the new surgery is described in a Stanford University medical journal:
Martin, 53 years old, is among the first patients at Stanford Hospital & Clinics to be treated using what is called natural orifice surgery. In his case, the entire [gastric bypass] surgery was performed through his throat.
"We went down his throat with a device that looks like a regular endoscope, with a 'duckbill' on the end," the surgeon, John Morton, MD, said. "In the duckbill is a tiny instrument like a sewing machine, with a needle that has plastic sutures” …
Other bodily openings that surgeons nationwide have used for natural orifice surgery include the mouth, vagina, rectum and penis. Instead of taking out gall bladders through painful incisions in the abdominal wall, for example, surgeons have removed the organs through these so-called natural orifices, reducing patients' pain and recovery times.
Call us crazy …. But most dudes would rather TAKE THE STITCHES … than have his gall bladder removed through his penis!!!!
HELL NAW! I would rather die, maybe not die but try the other way first
NO THANK U
Mannn...some things are just the most ignorant ideas in the world...anyway...dumb
Now check my site out if you are a frat or soror...
MEN NEED TO EXPERIENCE A LITTLE PAIN, THINK OF WHAT ALL WE AS WOMEN GO THROUGH...THAT WOULD ONLY BE A 1/4 OF THE PAIN...I SAY...GIT ER DONE..LOL!
Arent they put to sleep during surgery so they do not feel a thing and when they wake up its all over and they still give you something for the pain c'mon they got the good drugs in the hospital and its all legal
I dont see what the problem is
YUCK...*** MTO some people just ate breakfast...Guess ill be skipping lunch today. Hope I gain my appetite before dinner.
Don't stretch the pinhole!
Dudes would be *** hot acid for days
The only thing ***' outta THIS dyck is some *** or a knutt........
wtf,ouch seems like that would hurt
wtf are these doctors doin?
I've done that before by accident!! He's okay!!
SH*T KILL ME FIRST
ocme on fellas---just a small amount of pain...*** we have babies..
Maybe i'll get to witness this procedure! And, I'll have a smile on my face for all the ladies, lol.
@ doll1 - that right gurl, men have not endure a fraction of the pain us women go through!
@ tjtrae1 - what if it was a matter of life or death? LMAO
Hershey---you know other than you know who---these men are little boys...
man up bytches lmao
IF THIS IS TRUE, YOU MEAN TO TELL ME I COULD AVOIDED THE SCARES I HAVE FROM MY LAPROSCOPIC SURGERY. HELL, IF THEY COULD HAVE REMOVED MY GALL BLADER THROUGH MY VA JAY JAY, S HIT I WOULD OF DONE IT. IF A 7+ LB BABY PASSED THRU THERE, A LIL GALL BLADDER AIN'T GONNA KILL ME.!
WTF...OH NO...YIKES...ABSOLUTELY NOT, WON'T BE ABLE TO DO IT, CANT GET IT RIGHT. It would definitely be a man down situation!!!!!! Hellz NAW
I DO NOT THINK SO, NOT OUT OF THIS ***!!!!!!
Glad i,m not a man ouch
Yall gats to be crazy!!
Uh uh.. I don't think so...
I love to hear about sh!t like this for a man!!!
I dnt believe this ***!!!
I just fell out - someone call some help for me - please.
SOME MEN PROBABLY ASK IF THEY CAN LEAVE THE GALLBLADDER THERE....
SO THEY CAN HAVE A FATTER D!CK (what's that smell honey, oh it's just my gallbladder rotting in my d!ck, it's been there 2 yrs)
@doll1-one........ Good Point!!
@atl69girl.... tears rolling down my eyes!!
@atl69girl---*** lmao thats *** is funny as hell...@Goodgirl--me too...thats hilarious...its been there 2 years lmao
@ atl69girl..LMA[SPAM]OOOOOOOO!!!!!You are gonna get me fired!
I'll pass, that's awfully close to giving birth.
Tell ole boy - keep f^kn with me I'll pull ya GallBladder outcha ***. lol
Can u imagin - a vagina is made to stretch but a *** hole woooooow.
Had my gallbladder taken out 6 years ago. I had three 1/2 inch incisions on my belly and one incision in my belly button. They removed it throught the belly button incision. My doctor gave me GREAT pain medication, I was off work for a couple of days and Palmer's Cocoa Butter reduced my scars to almost nothing. This is so crazy. There is no need to remove the gallbladder through anyother opening.
this is so unbelievable. another example of not believing everything you read. now the gastric bypass maybe true, however i def do not believe the gallbladder through the *** thing. Come on people get familiar with your anatomy.
@tjtrae1 - well you men need to go through some hardcore physical pain! LOL
I bet you would go through the pain if you could get at Rhi-Rhi afterwards...LMAO
I don't have a *** and that made me cross my legs and shiver.
Yeah I don't think any man would go for that ish. But imagine giving birth.
What is KNUTT? Sounds something similar to what Katt Williams said on his special.. when he was making fun of his teacher when asled him spell, KNIFE.
What is that the silent letter ***?! ..LMYAO!!
All yal supposedly MEN on here need to man up, cause if it had to be done in order to save your life, and nothing else could be done but that- yal would go through with it; so stop it. I also heard that when men get checkups, or if they have an STD that the doctor will stick a q-tip in ya pee pee hole. IDK cause I don't have one, but is it true??
This is crazy but I'm not that far down so whoever knew you could do this???? Next
OOCH! WHAT ABOUT THE ONES WITH PINKY DI***! SAME PROCEDURE! LOL
AAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!! IM NOT EVEN A DUDE BUT FREAK OUCH!!!
DUH U THINK MTO! LOL
@Tjtrae1: So what's the problem? If yal can fcuk w/out a b!tch w/out a condom and risk the fact of gettin an STD, and then get one and go to the clinic let the doctors do that-then why not go through with it? Hmmm... U scary? If are then say you are?LOL
crazy if u ask me
I just wanna know what azzhole thought of that foolishness. Ain't nobody pulling nothing that's not liquid through my "pee pee" hole. And for the women talking about if women can give birth then men should man up, at least your body was made to go through that. This procedure is about as stupid as a doctor telling you he's going to extract your ingrown toenail through your anus.
BTW, I respect the hell out of you ladies for that hell ya'll go through, cause humankind would cease to exist if something 7 lbs. or any oz. had to come out of ANY orifice in my body.