: MediaTakeOut.com caught wind of a new trend in medicine called “Natural Orifice Surgery”. Apparently now doctors can do all kinds of things like stick a machine up your vagina and pull out your kidney.
Don’t believe us … well here’s how the new surgery is described in a Stanford University medical journal:
Martin, 53 years old, is among the first patients at Stanford Hospital & Clinics to be treated using what is called natural orifice surgery. In his case, the entire [gastric bypass] surgery was performed through his throat.Call us crazy …. But most dudes would rather TAKE THE STITCHES … than have his gall bladder removed through his penis!!!!"We went down his throat with a device that looks like a regular endoscope, with a 'duckbill' on the end," the surgeon, John Morton, MD, said. "In the duckbill is a tiny instrument like a sewing machine, with a needle that has plastic sutures” …
Other bodily openings that surgeons nationwide have used for natural orifice surgery include the mouth, vagina, rectum and penis. Instead of taking out gall bladders through painful incisions in the abdominal wall, for example, surgeons have removed the organs through these so-called natural orifices, reducing patients' pain and recovery times.
Had my gallbladder taken out 6 years ago. I had three 1/2 inch incisions on my belly and one incision in my belly button. They removed it throught the belly button incision. My doctor gave me GREAT pain medication, I was off work for a couple of days and Palmer's Cocoa Butter reduced my scars to almost nothing. This is so crazy. There is no need to remove the gallbladder through anyother opening.
All yal supposedly MEN on here need to man up, cause if it had to be done in order to save your life, and nothing else could be done but that- yal would go through with it; so stop it. I also heard that when men get checkups, or if they have an STD that the doctor will stick a q-tip in ya pee pee hole. IDK cause I don't have one, but is it true??
I just wanna know what azzhole thought of that foolishness. Ain't nobody pulling nothing that's not liquid through my "pee pee" hole. And for the women talking about if women can give birth then men should man up, at least your body was made to go through that. This procedure is about as stupid as a doctor telling you he's going to extract your ingrown toenail through your anus.
BTW, I respect the hell out of you ladies for that hell ya'll go through, cause humankind would cease to exist if something 7 lbs. or any oz. had to come out of ANY orifice in my body.
