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March 07, 2007. Ladies and gentleman, it's that time of year again. The time when MediaTakeOut.com presents to you The Year's 10 Biggest Fashion Blunders. And this list of fashion no-no's is sponsored by BET's Rip The Runway - which airs Wednesday March 14th at 10 PM. This year Ciara and Chris Brown will host the fashion show with all the latest trends, the hottest musical performances and the most beautiful people strutting their stuff on the catwalk. But until then, check out some of your favorite celebrities - looking a hot stinking mess: 10. Star Jones In A Low Cut Top - Never, ever wear a low cut top unless you're prepared to lotion up your entire body. Her breasts were so ashy it looked like she rolled around in flour. 9. Oprah's Bad Perm - We know Oprah's been busy saving kids in Africa and all. But she really needs to make her way over to Tae Tae's Salon and get a touch up. 8. Beyonce's Wig - Looks like her stylist decided to get cheap with the crazy glue. 7. Rihanna's Short Shorts - Rihanna found out the hard way that it's not advisable to wear an extra large maxi pad with extra-short shorts. 6. Young Jeezy's Cone Head - We're not even sure that they make hats large enough to cover Jeezy massive dome. Maybe he should ask L.L. or Ne-Yo for recommendations...... 5. Terrence Howard's 'Man-Purse' - We caught Terrence on the red carpet carrying a black sequins man-purse. What is wrong with him?? Doesn't he know sequins is out this year... 4. Eve's Crooked Wig - Can someone please explain what possessed her to leave her house with that ratty looking wig?? 3. Foxy Brown's Bad Weaves - Next time Foxy decides to act a fool in the beauty shop, we hope she has the good sense to snatch a fresh bag of hair on the way out. 2. Fantasia's Cat Suit - The next time Fantasia decides to throw down on stage, we hope she uses a stronger antiperspirant. And it wouldn't hurt if she sprinkled some baby powder in her panty drawer either. 1. Ja Rule's New Hairstyle - Getting a Jheri Curl in this day and age is just reckless. As conscious citizens of this planet, we're supposed to be reducing our reliance on crude oil. |
You'd expect better from people who have access to stylists and hair dressers all the time and you know they're gonna be scrutinized [MTO]. On the other hand, everyone has a bad day. MTO, I think you timing is way off, it's to early to compose a list for the YEAR in March. I think Foxxy's makeup is wrose then her weave, but that's just me. Carry on.
Is it me or did Star Jones look better before her weight loss...? All that saggy skin makes her look old and scary. Eve's racoon looking ass could have done a better job fixing her wig. That is just a hot mess! and Fantasia...omg! What the hell possessed her to wear that outfit? And was she not able to feel that sweat dripping down her crotch...? Ja Rule, let's face it, your rapping days are over. Looking like on of the of the Jackson 5 brothers aint gonna help you either. Good Job MTO but I'm sure they'll be plenty more fashion misfits before this month, much less this year is over!
foxy as a darkskinned sista should know better than that pale azz pink lipstick. Fantasia ALWAYS looks a nasty stinky mess. Ja Rule looks like he gave up tryna be a thug...*sigh..now if only he could tell Ashanti to stop tryna perpetrate some hood rat er'time she speaks. [EXPLETIVE] is ol'. and wusup wit Beyonce's temple???? That can't be right. That just can't be...and Star, I mean DAMN, disappear until yo fukkin skin can catch up. She looks so fukkin disproportionate it don't make no sense.
STAR JONES USED TO BIG BEAUTIFUL WHEN SHE WAS PLUS SIZE..NOW..WTF FOXY SHOULD KNOW PALE PINK LIPSTICK AND GREEN EYESHADOW IT NOT THE MOVE FOR HER. EVE..DO NOT KNOW WHAT TO SAY..BUT PLZ THROW THAT WIG IN THE GARBAGE. FANTASIA..NEED A TRU MAKE OVER..ALWAYS A HOT MESS. I AM SORRY JA RULE IS JUST A CUTE LIL UGLY DUCKLING. BEYONCE..WIG LOOKS LIKE IT IS STRETCHING HER TEMPLE.
It is not just you, Star Jones looked waaay better before she lost the weight. But, had she taken off the weight the harder way, by dieting and exercise, she wouldn't look like a bobble head doll. When you're that big and lose the much weight, you're supposed get some skin reduction surgery or something. It makes her look really old.
star jones look better fat than she do thin. my opinion. oprah shouldnt be on here. dang beyonce leave them wigs alone. i hope terrence was carrying that purse for his mom. HEEEYYY. eve look like someone done planted a DUST MOP on her head. foxy bka inga is dressed for halloween. nice costume though find your broom and fly away. fantansia, a lady who gives her all performing. i bet you get real sweaty in bed also. work it girl. i love to sweat with you.
WOW!! I must admit: MTO has a way of finding our african american celeb's at their worse and then put them with a wack headline and post it here on the website for all of us to see... Are the owners of this website Black or White? I'm just curious to know... Sh*t it sometimes even make "us" (refering to other black readers) to talk about them as well AND personally I think that is really jacked-up hatin' tactic's?!?!? MTO start giving us some "positive african american news too" PLEASE! Not just the bad and ugly!
Eeeeeeew! Star's ass is wrong for always having those droopy ass [EXPLETIVE] on display. Dag...and u can tell they are ashy b/c she piled pancake makeup on them. B*tch just stay away from halter tops and any other clothing item meant to showcase cleavage. Foxy look like a str& C-LOWN....or one of those dollar store "barbie" dolls with that iced pink lipstick and mint eyeshadow...and that 1.99 bulk pack of weave she sporting. Eve...yeah...please check the wig and brush it before leaving out. Why does Fantasia always look like her nooky is ooky ooky?!!! Summer's Eve puleeeessssssssse. *lol* Jeezy aka Domey the first black conehead
MTO Yall need to Leave Terrance Howard alone! Rhianna too, yall act like she had on one of those bulky 25 cent pads from the public bathroom dispensers!!There are other people who deserved to be on this list. Where the hell is MANLY *SS Serena??? Anyway, Foxy looks like she has a touch of Down's Syndrome in this pickand someone was right she's 2 damn dark for that 80's bubble gum pink lipstick!! And as for Beyonce's lace front wig, which is glued to her head, is glued too far down her temple, so when she makes faces it'll show. Damn, Damn, Damn!! Yall know she paying atleast a $1000 or more for them wigs! Star Jones.....what can I say other than you shoulda stayed fat. Yall I bet she looks like E.T. naked.....all wrinkled up, disproportionate and shyt! GROSS!!!
that's not a WEAVE that foxy brown is wearing.. that is her REAL HAIR... she is from TRINIDAD... i researched her a long time ago... like.. back when she was HOT... she just looks SHITTY.. but that IS her real hair... i dont think that Terrance Howard should have been on the list... the man bag is GAY.. but he looks nothing like the other disasters on this forum!
ONE MORE THING... I LOVE OPRAH.. BUT SHE HAS BEEN HAVING SOME SERIOUS BAGS UNDER HER EYES.. AND ON TV... IT LOOKS LIKE HER MASCARA IS SMEARED ON THE RIGHT SIDE OF HER FACE.. THAT [EXPLETIVE] IS CONSISTENT ON EVERY SHOW
aprylgilliam- Sorry to break it to ya...THAT IS A WEAVE THAT FOXY WEARS. Just because she is a trini doesn't mean she's going to have that texture of hair! plus their hair would looked frazzled it would just lay! if that is her hair she wouldn't need to use a mascara brush to lay down the "baby hairs"! I've seen her do it!
JaRule need to stop it wit the "I GOT GOOD HAIR" look. I can't believe that Beyonce's stylist crew would even le her perform wit her wig looking like that they need to be "FIRED". Foxt Brown looks like "Leprechuan in da Hood". No need to say anything about Star Jones she's a joke all by herself. Fanastia my girl but come one looks like she at a wet body contest. Come on Rihanna with the showing maxi pad, what would Jay-Z think about that? Eve no better than to wear a wig that doesn't fit, just because her body got smaller doesn't mean that her head got smaller too.
Damn Beyonce! Too Much Glue! I thought I had a bad pic day @ The Canal room with Wendy, Until I saw this pic! damn, LEY'S SAY IT 2GETHER! NO MORE GLUE! & fOXY'S DAY'S r OVA! LOL, STAR JONES IS ASHEY! DAMN!OH YEAH JA WHO? & I STILL LOVE YOU EVE! WIGS DO COME LOOSE! SHE STILL LOOK GOOD THOUGH! BRIANA STILL LOOK GOOD, WORST PIC GOES 2(BEYONCE) POOR GIRL IS NOT HAVING A GOOD YEAR, SHE NEED 2 STOP SMOKING THAT POT JZ PUT HER ON2! cHINA sTARR1
D[SPAM]NNMMMM!!....Why Foxy look like see need to be in a casket with that dead azz looking makeup!
We aint even gonna discuss JA FOOL with that curl..did anybody hear that he is trying to make a comback under the name LOKI?...yes the same loki from greek mythology.
Beyonce's temple look like melted plastic. makes you wonder if she really look as good as she do. the body still tight tho!
Star jones needs to walk upside down so that all the rest of the fat in her body can fill up all that loose skin..she probably make a good parachute!
Fantasia....and dont nooooobody say nuttin bout taysha and her azz juice smellin coochie...dont say nuttin at all!!!
Star Jones always looks sick to me since she lost all that weight. Fantasia always looks like she stinks. Beyonece, needs to fire who put her wig on. Eve, that my girl, she was having a bad hair day. Foxy Brown never looked like much to me in the friest place. I'm suprised Lil Kim and Bobby Brown didn't make the list.
OK HERE IT IS FOXY LOOK LIKE THE GRIMBLIN THE ONE WHO HAD ON THE WEDDING DRESS WITH THE BIG LIPS, YOUNG JEEZY LOOK LIKE A CONVICT WHO JUST ESCAPED AND ALSO FREDDY KRUGER, OPRAH LOOK LIKE SHE JUST GOT THROUGH SHOOTING THE LAST SHOT IN COLOR PURPLE THE 2007 VERSION, RIHANNA WELL I CANT TELL IF THATS A PAD BUT IF SHE WAS ON SHE HELLA NASTY FOR WEARING THAT SUIT, FANTASIA LOOK LIKE HER WHOLE BODY STINKS FROM THE BACK OF HER EARS TO THE CRACK OF HER TOES DAMN FANTASIA, JA'RULE LOOK LIKE HE SHOULD BE ON A MENS TEXTURIZER KIT BOX FOR $4.99 AND IT ALREADY COMES WITH THE SHAMPOO AND CONDITIONER, MY MAN TERRANCE HAS HIS LADY PURSE MTO YALL GOT HIM MESSED UP, STAR JONES LOOKS LIKE OPRAH SISTER OR DAUGHTER...COME ON STAR YO AZZ LOOKIN A LIL OLD, BEYONCE U MY GIRL AND IM NOT GONE TALK ABOUT YO HAIR CAUSE I DONT SEE TOO MUCH WRONG WITH IT BUT DAMN DO U HAVE ON THICK MAKE UP WHY DOES THE SIDE OF YOUR FACE LOOK FACE AND ALL CRINKLED UP YALL SHOULD HAVE CIRCLED THAT MTO OK I LEFT OUT EVE WHO LOOK LIKE HER SCALP IS REALLY ICHING AND BURNED UP & PULLED OUT FROM ALL THAT WEAVE....I HOPE YALL ENJOYED MY COMMENTS...DID U LAUGH....I'LL HOLLA...
They all look crazy, even Beyonce, I am not understanding the crazy glued on hair (I'm sorry "B" you know I still love you). The worst yet is Fantasia, that just looks sooooo nasty!!!! Stinky is not sexy, you guys talk about Beyonce but Fantasia needs a stylist DESPERATELY!!!! What the hell is that cheap looking mess she has on? That looks like something I work out in.....Foxy just looks crazy with that crazy green shadow and pink lipstick!!!!!
Star Jones, I think something is seriously wrong and it is not an external issue, it is definetely internal and she needs to get that fixed A.S.A.P.!!!
Oprah, got enough money to get every african american woman in the United States a relaxer and I personally say back off of Oprah, maybe she was really busy.
Beyonce', I do not know what to say, but that looks scary!!!
Rihanna, why in the hell would someone be staring that hard to see all of that!
Jeezy, no comment! Because obviously his mother or grandmother didn't do a good job of shaping his head when he was born.
Terrance Howard, how in the hell do yall figure that is a man purse MTO. That could have been his dates or his mother. (Get a life!)
EVE, I can't explain, seeing this is the first time I have seen her since her show.
Foxy Brown, looks like the Queen of the Green Gremlins!!! (LOL)
Fantasia, please don't wear something on stage that thin anymore that will advertise your business on where you are sweating at!
Ja-Rule, I honestly do not think that is a "Curl", I think it may be natural.
1. Star Jones- Never EVER do this sh!t again! Wear a turtle Neck nect time 2. Oprah shouldn't be on here 3. Beyonce you know you can do better than this. Next time don't let TACKY TINA do your do. It's not hot! 4. Ya'll need to leave Rihanna alone! It was just a minor mistake 5.Jeezy looks like a damn kemo patient 6. Terrance Howard was carrying that purse for his daughter. 7. Eve- Your wig is not hot but your shades are. Spend less money on shades and invest in a better stylist 8. Foxy you need Jesus girl. Im really going to pray for you. 9. Fantasia- You are such a trashy female. I really like your music but it makes me sick to look at your face! ( and Body!) You are supposed to have a little more class than this. If you felt yourself getting this hot you could have taken a break. Don't stand on a stage in front of people with your cooter sweating. You just nasty! I can't stand yo a$$!!!!
10. Starr Jones, looks SICK...gastric bypass was a BAD move she shoulda took her ass to the Y and took some aerobics classes, cuz now she looks like a crackhead, whitney looks better and whitney IS a crackhead!! insult 9.you know Oprah only deals with white people, so her weaves and perms is gon' be DRAWLIN! 8.Beyonce, I love her to death, but the plastic curdling...not attractive...it threw off her whole swag 7. That wasn't even done by a stylist that was an at home Philly job from the KrazyBeauty Hair supply on 52nd street...lol...BOOOOOYYYYY!! Her stylist went home for the day 6.Foxy is beat, i never liked her...its all about Karma baby...as Justin would say "what goes around comes ALL the way back around." She thought she was the ISH but what GOES UP must COME DOWN. PRide comes before the fall baby girl..and Jesus finally set you on ya ass. PRay for yourself 5.Fantasia, i don't like [EXPLETIVE] about her...so whateever, she can do what she wants. Funny how she got famous off of American idol cuz she damn sure ain't nobody's idol...I mean, seriously, who wants to be that way. and as far as her reppin' baby's mama'z....not all baby mommas is ghetto and treiflin' so y'all shouldn't be lettin' her rep yall like taht for real! RHIANNA-love you boo! young Jeezy-who? all his [EXPLETIVE] sound alike just like 50 both'em facially challenged and Terrance, oh well, leas' he ain't gay!
Foxy looks all cracked out in this picture. Girlfriend, puhlease, get yo mug together and realize that people are photographing you, baby. It's a blessing that Star lost weight, but she's looking like Drunk Wilhemina, sitting up at that table. She's looking raggedy and saggedy, clean it up baby, you used to always dress to the nines and present yourself with class. Oprah, your quick weave, quickly died, girl, put a little butter (perm) on that new growth. Hell, all that money you have, you should have a personal hair stylist to split yo wig as soon as you roll out of the bed. There is no excuse. Jeezy's head is big as hell. Leave Fantasia alone, at least she's not afraid to give her all in a performance and I could care less if she has a sweaty kitten, as long as she sings her azz off like she always does. Jah is X'd out and that curl, is dated. Beyonce, next time, don't let your hair stylist put that much bonding glue on the sides of your lace front wig. You see the result. It's not supposed to go too far past your hair line. You're a pretty sista, fire whoever bonded that wig for you. Yo biz'ness is showing. Eve, just seems to never be able to find the right wig. I still think that she looked better rocking her short do, which was always done. Oh well, I guess stardom for many celebrities these days means poor quality blond hair that's lopsided. Gurl please!
STAR JONES-HER CHEST R ASHY AS HELL AND SHE LOOKS REALLY CREPPY SHE NEED 2 GAIN SUM WEIGHT (4 REAL!!!)
OPRAH-SHE DONT LOOK DAT BAD!
BEYONCE-DAT JUNK LOOK REALLY SCARY!NOW JENNIFER HUDSON REALLY GONNA UPSTAGE HER.LOL
RIHANNA-SHE JUS NEED 2 WEAR TAMPONS NEXT TIME CAUSE SHE KNOW SHE AINT NO VIRGIN(4 REAL!!)
YOUNG JEZZY-NOW HE NEED TO STAY WEARIN HATS WHEN HE OUT IN PUBLIC!
TERRANCE HOWARD-NOT DAT SERIOUS!
EVE-SHE JUS HAD A BAD HAIR DAY, IT HAPPENS!!!!!!!
FOXY BROWN-IM SO TIRED OF HER ASS, SHE JUS NEED 2 FALL BACK!!!!
FANTASIA-SHE NEED TO STOP ACTIN ALL WILD WHEN SHE SINGIN CALM DOWN, ITS NOT DAT SERIOUS!!!
JA RULE-LOL.OMG HES REALLY MAKIN A FOOL OF HIMSELF.HIM AND FOXY NEED TO FALL BACK (4 REAL!!)
Star Jones - put your saggy, ashy emaciated boobs away, nobody needs to see that nasty [EXPLETIVE]!
Oprah - what can I say, ever since 50 Cent called you an Oreo I gotta agree, you look more like a middle-aged white woman every time I see you.
Beyonce - girl what are you doing with that nasty ass wig? Go pick up Oprah and see if Tae Tae's got a booking...
Rihanna - you're a man stealing skank and to be honest, I'm shocked you're WEARING pants!
Jeezy - ROFPMSLMAO, I hope to GOD that's Photoshop, for your sake
Terrence - isn't it getting a little stuffy in that closet of yours? j/k
Eve - I got nothin to say to you, cuz nobody even cares about your broke ass no more
Foxy Brown - Do you skip to the WORST DRESSED feature for your style tips or something? WHy don't you just do a Britney and shave your hair off, both your lives are [EXPLETIVE] anyway.
Fantasia - I feel sorry for those people in the front row having to smell your foul stinkin sweatin coochie, you need to get yourself checked out
Ja Rule - ...
Where in the hell is Remy Ma on this list? Huh? Poor Foxy...for someone that can't hear its understandable why she can't seem to listen to anyone in her camp when they tell her to "SHUT UP AND SIT DOWN DAMMIT"!!! Star Jones....I don't have enough time to get into Ashy Larry's older sister's issues. I hope she didn't catch the chicken from her husband!
WHAT THA' *UCK IS DIS! LOL! WHAT THA' *UCK IS WRONG WIT STAR ARMS? LOL! BEYONCE KEEP YA' MAMA OUT OF YO' HEAD CAUSE HER TACKINESS IS RUBBIN' OFF ON YOU! IS YOUNG JEZZY A PREMMY BABY! LOL! FOXY BROWN LOOKS LIKE THA' GRENCH THA' STOLE CHRISTMAS! DID JA' FORGET DAT' HE'S AFRICAN? THA' GREASE AND WATER IS NOT WORKIN' FO' HIM! LOL! AND IMAGINE DAT SMELL IN FANTASTIA'S DRESSIN' ROOM! LOL! ITS SO FUNNY PPL ON DIS BLOG!
