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ROAST!!!!!
THIS B*TCH HAS A RECESSION *** AND SH*T!
OL' WELCOME MAT *** HAVING MUH-F*CKA!!
U HIT HER FROM THE BACK, GO TO SMACK HER *** AND MISS THE WHOLE *** AND SH*T!!
ITS POSTERS ALL THRU THE HOOD WITH HER *** ON IT SAYING "HAVE YOU SEEN ME?"
WIT THAT GUT AND *** FROM THE WAIST DOWN SHE LOOK LIKE A LOWER CASE P
SHE NEEDS TO VISIT KIM ***.'S SURGEON IMMEDIATELY!
that girl aint built like dat, its just photoshop. She is actually a real pretty gringa I dont know y folks b frontin on her either she does have a pretty voice...better than bey, ashanti, ciara and all them non singing heffas....them white folks turned on her quick boy, she was americas lil sweetie and now they cant stand her, o well...moving along
man this don't even look right...this is like Pam Anderson walking around with a gut now...eek Jessica what the hell man...*** so not sexy with it...just all popped out like she JUST left the buffet...like why she couldn't tuck it in if she FELT it just bouncin around...feet all pointed outwards like she wz giving a real red neck special
She has a little gut so what? She got Tony Romo's fine behind and seems to be enjoying her life. She looks better to me with weight on her anyway. She was way too skinny at one point in her career -------------------------------------------------
*gasp* I'm shocked to see this coming from you because you're one of the very many pro-thin people on here, but yeah lol!
Okay the pics may be photoshopped but that outfit ain't...That's just tragic...Just 'cause she singin' country music now don't mean she gotta go totally red neck! Hell Jessica was a glamour girl she needs to slap herself for comin' onstage lookin' like that...Forget her lil' pouch stomach 'cause with the right gear you wouldn't even notice that...
When is her label going to drop her? No one is even buying her cd's. Crack me up she thought she was all big, because she was famous over that reality show. She got beside herself left her fine husband, and then.....bam nothing happened her career went kapoop, and so did interest in her. If they would have stayed together she would have been much more famous too bad she didn't realize that when she was telling him that she was better than him. Ha ha ha
she look pregnant but you know she aint cuz it woulda been all over the place lmao. what y'all bout a gut to *** ratio? there aint no *** there to compare her gut too lol...*** her *** is flat.
but deadass idk why her *** bothers to revive her career...its BEEN over and she needs to realize that ***. I wish she would sit her (flat) *** down.
Jessica looks pregnant. She is really getting a little long in the tooth to get away with wearing those daisy dukes. Furthermore, she *** be reminding people of her movie Dukes of Hazard, which bombed. She needs a stylist immediately! She never should have left Nick. Her career has gone down the toilet and Tony Romo doesn't seem to be in any hurry to marry her. Grass isn't always greener, folks.