The only thing I like about Shawn Merriman is when Maurice Jones-Drew put him on his azz when he tried to rush the QB. Other than that, f*ck him and the fruity-fruit haircut. I swear, ***!ggas try to make any old corny-azz sh!t into a style. Give me a low cut with a fade and I'm good. Fellas, leave hairstyles to women, they do it better.