OH GOOD LAWD!!!
WHAT the HELL is WRONG with his mouth?!! His teeth have NEVER seen a string of floss, let ALONE a toothbrush, in his LIFE! They look like they need to be SAND-BLASTED to get at that plaque! On SECOND thought, maybe he just needs to replace them with veneers! (In the voice of Flava Flav, "WOOOOOW!!!!!"
And I'M with CaLiLuViNNeWoRLeaNS, how in the HELL do those women kiss in that septic tank of a grill, ANYWAY? I'll bet if scientists took a swab of his mouth, they would discover a BRAND-NEW bacteria!
SMH and brushing and flossing my teeth EXTRA thoroughly right now!