: MediaTakeOut.com’s pals over at Condomania have created a list of which city’s men have the LARGEST THANGS!!! We’re not sure how they figured this out . . . but the staff here has been AROUND THE BLOCK a few times . . . and the list seems right to us . ..
According to them the cities - from BIGGEST to SMALLEST are as follows:
1. New Orleans 2. Washington DC 3. San Diego 4. New York 5. Phoenix 6. Portland 7. Atlanta 8. San Francisco 9. Chicago 10. St. Louis 11. Seattle 12. Miami 13. Indianapolis 14. Columbus 15. Boston
What? No South Carolina?? I have encountered some of the most biggest, mammothest dycks in Charleston SC when I stayed down there. Whew!! Get's my panties wet just off of the memories alone. Chile...
And NY?? I love my State, don't get me wrong, but uh...NO! I have not really had any huge dycks in NY. Sorry...
At least 3 percent of District residents have HIV or AIDS, a total that far surpasses the 1 percent threshold that constitutes a "generalized and severe" epidemic, according to a report scheduled to be released by health officials tomorrow.
That translates into 2,984 residents per every 100,000 over the age of 12 -- or 15,120 -- according to the 2008 epidemiology report by the District's HIV/AIDS office.
"Our rates are higher than West Africa," said Shannon L. Hader, director of the District's HIV/AIDS Administration, who once led the Federal Centers for Disease Control and Prevention'
GTMFOH!! MTO y'all f.ucking up again!! I'm like the other posters, real s.hit....where is SC?? I'm not even from there but the brothas I messed with THAT ARE! ......good jesus reese pieces, those some mutant Mandingo *sigh* y'all feel me, Miami *** be anywhere close to that list, these boats down here come over here in long boats for a reason....just sayin...
*in my whody accent* yeeaa baaayby new Orleans on the map!! They do hav some bigs *** down thurr. That's where I got infected. So that also mean they got alot of stds and aids also!!! Tell them mofos doing the survey to see who has the biggest thang thang and most viruses running in their blood. I bet the list will still be the same. However, I do believe d.c. Would b number 1. WRAP THEM BIG THANGS UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
These New Orleans men got the biggest Mandingos directly as a result of
Hurricane Katrina.
You see, these men saved a lot of people's lives. When they saw folk drowning in the water, these dudes would unzip their pants, let their Black Rods flop out, lower it to the victim who would then grab onto it thus finally being pulled up to safety. As a result of these men's courage by allowing their ding-a-lings to be used as life saving ropes, their penile muscles have stretched permanently.
So, Hurricane Katrina is the reason why New Orleans men got big ***. Good ol' Hurrican Katrina!
Dudes on here make me laugh with their comments:
"If they would have measured me, my state would have been #1."
Everybody and their cross-dressing fathers wanna claim to have a foot long Mandingo Spear.
Niccas please.
Ya'll know the truth. If a female was blindfolded then was asked to measure you then finally asked what race she thought you were based on your size, chances are she would say that you are Chinese or Japanese and sh////*t.
Egg roll anyone?
Has anyone realized that all of the cities listed have astounding *** populations hence why San Fransisco and San Diego made the List but LA. did'nt. and please believe u aint nevea felt nuthing til u let a gangsta get up in it! California does not want our swipe reprsented by San Diego and San Fransisco. Them Oakland *** and LA Gangstas lay pipe Im gonna do my own Poll
the person doing the measuring "EXCUSE ME SIR".
and the guy turns around and say "ARE YOU TALKING TO ME"
the measurer says " YES I AM. CAN I MEASURE YOUR *** FOR MY SURVEY?"
the guy says "YES YOU CAN, BUT BEFORE YOU DO I HAVE A QUESTION, DO YOU NEED TO MEASURE MY OWN *** OR ME SECONDARY *** (MY ***) THAT I USE ON MY MAN"
Dudes on here make me laugh with their comments:
"If they would have measured me, my state would have been #1."
"I'm a Manly Man. Roar!"
Everybody and their cross-dressing fathers wanna claim to have a foot long Mandingo Spear.
Niccas please.
Ya'll know the truth. If a female was blindfolded then was asked to measure you then finally asked what race she thought you were based on your size, chances are she would say that you are Chinese or Japanese and sh////*t.
Egg roll anyone?
"I'm a Manly Man. Me Gots An Ebony Snake Meat Pleasure Stick. You Want?"
"Because I'm The Man."
its not the fact the we on the top of THIS list .... if it was another city ppl would be bashing that city too ... and I think its ashame and funny that oh you'll have nothing to say bad about my city of we were # 6,7, or even 15 .... this is not about D*CK its about jealousy and ppl disrespecting my city because they arent on top of anything
HERE WE GO AGAIN TexasGlamourChic YOU SURE HAVE A LOT OF HATE FOR NEW ORLEANS, AND YOU SEEM TO KNOW A LOT ABOUT THE HIV AND STD RANKING IN NEW ORLEANS LOL,FYI HIV AND STD IS IN EVERY CITY AND STATE IT'S EVERYWHERE. IT'S ALWAYS TEXAS THAT HAS TO TRY AND THROW SALT, TEXAS IS JUST A BIG STATE NUTTN MORE LOL.AS FOR YOU RotorRooter BRINGING KATRINA UP IS OLD TRY SOMETHING ELSE WE STILL HERE, AND WE ARE BIGGER AND BETTER BUT THAN AGAIN I THINK YOU KNOW THAT.
@sexytranny and others:
By the way people, sexytranny administered the survey herself. She traveled through all 50 states (as well as the District of Columbia and the commonwealth of Puerto Rico) and worked vigorously and passionately to make sure that the findings and results of this Mandingo Meat study were accurate.
When she began her research she had the perfect set of teeth. Now she is wearing braces and sh///*t. This just proves that she really lives for the work that she does.
Sexytranny, I admire your work.
Wink Wink Mama Chula.
WOW TexasGlamourChic SOMEBODY FROM NEW ORLEANS MUST HAVE DID YOU WRONG BUT THAT'S ON YOU. AS FOR THE THINGS YOU ARE SAYING ABOUT NEW ORLEANS, YOU ARE WRONG WE ARE NONE OF THAT ***, AND AS FOR *** UP TEXAS THAT *** WAS *** UP BEFORE OUR PEOPLE GOT THERE, BLAME IT ON THE COWS,PIGS, AND THE HORSES LOL. I'M NOT GONNA ENTERTAIN YOU ABOUT MY CITY BECAUSE I KNOW BETTER. IF YOU HAVE AIDES I FEEL FOR YOU BUT LIFE GOES ON, YOU BEING MAD AT NEW ORLEANS IS NOT GOING TO STOP US WE PARTY EVERYDAY, YOU REALLY NEED TO CHILL YOUR ARE TAKING THIS *** WAY TOO SERIOUS CALM DOWN SWEETIE.
@sexytranny:
Is this that hemorrhoid research study that you were talking about the other day?
LMAO! Seriously, you're a good sport. I better stop flirting with you. My wife got some jealousy issues. I would hate for the two of you to meet up cause I'd hate to see some quality hair weave go to waste should both your claws start coming out.
Meow!!!
Wink Wink.
R U SO FU*KN SERIOUS WHO IN THE FU*K WOULD BELIEVE SUM DUM AZZ SH!T LIKE THIS *** ON YOU SHOULD ALREADY KNOW THIS SH*T IS FAKE WHEN A PLACE LYK PORTLAND MUTHAFU*KA OREGON BEATS CITIES LIKE ST.LOUIS OR CHICAGO BUT EVEN IF IT DIDNT SAY THAT THIS *** IS STILL FAKE AZZ FU*K, WHAT THE FU*K DID THEY DO CALL EVERY H0E IN THESE CITIES TO GIVE A REPORT BACK ON WHO HAS THE BIGGEST SO CALLD THANG. COME ON
@texas glamour *** .... first off I was never in one of those ... I reside in a 2 story 4 bedroom 2 1/2 bathroom house in spring lake (google it ***) ... you wanna sit there and talk all thar *** over the f*ckin internet you wouldnt dare say that to my fade *** ... meeting?!?! ahaha probably gonna go suck a d*ck like the nasty piece of *** you are ... u are so *** sad ...startin *** over the internet ... but watch me finish it ... you uuuggllay *** *messy mya voice* (youtube it) ... so sit yo fuxkin country *** lame *** stupid *** down you fake *** ***
It's funny how these people from Texas always blame people from ***.O. for their high crime rate. I googled the crime rate for Texas pre-Katrina and it was already high. Now, I do believe that some people from ***.O. did go to these other states and commit crimes..because that's what they were doing in La. My best friends' brother was on a business trip to Houston,from La. back in the 80's and turned up dead. And remember ,Texas shares its boarder with Mexico..u need to look at some of those illegal Mexicans.
@Texasglamorchic: First, I usually never respond ro these posts. I want to defend myself. Not everybody from new orleans responds to ignorance, broke or are in fema trailers. My husband and I brought our first house when I was 19, no dope, no struggling. I'm a wealthy woman, 33, kids in privates schools, on house # 3, and own my own company at age 22. I was set for life at 16. Made it on my own. So don't jude or speak for everybody just cause we're from here.
Gawd why is everyone taking this poll so seriously? It's just stupid, fun little poll and people are taking it to the next level on here talking about aids rates and ***. Yes the Aids/HIV rate is high in our communities, but this poll is talking about big dycks and that should make people happy. lol! Lighten up people!
I can not type when Im upet lmao ... that last comment has soo many typos lol ... oh well .... let me apologize ( not to ms texas ***) but to everyone else .... im usually a calm young lady but when fake ppl talk mess about my fam, friends, and my city ... the "***" in me comes out. Im sure if it was one of you, you would be just as upset as me. I love my city and I refuse to let anyone talk sh*t about it .... its not about this (stupid ***) list ... its about jealous haters who have nothing else to do by run their mouth ... but im done I dnt have time waste on childishness
Give me a *** break. This is the most stupid thing i've heard in a long time. I'd like to meet the person that was doing all of that measuring. Or did they send out a survey to every man in every city & asked them to send in the measurements of their diccks ?? Shiid, black folks barely {if they are at all} want to fill out the survey for the Census program, let alone a survey on the size of their ***. That means they would have to fill it out, seal it up aaaaaand go to the mailbox to mail it out - heeell naawww
G0D ***!!! Not only is my city not up there, but none of it's neighboring cities are on there either. I feel so inadequate right now. I guess my measly little 14 inch pen!s ain't good enough no more. I'M NOT A PIECE OF MEAT!!! Don't any of you ladies just like to cuddle anymore. This post is giving Crazy D a headache. So as for *** ladies. Your CUTOFF!!! I'm going to bed!!!
Who came up wit this bs? Unless they measured everyguy around, how the fuq they kno. I cant speak 4 all of oklahoma city, ive seen like a 2 inch b4, haha, he was sooo fine 2, anyways, my dude workin wit bout 10 wit plenty girth. And most my grls have dudes who packin, & most r them ***.s frm the country. I figure most ni.gs *** the country r packin biggr than the city boys.
S I Z E !!!!! does MATTER if A *** N NYEEEEE ONE sayz otherwise They don't know WTF they're talkn about. MEN PLEEEEZE take your male Vitamins (daily) NOT DRUGZ; eat right, get some rest; men "shrink" with age esp...take care of yourself. Get RID of those tight pants & wear lose "boxerz". I'm tryn 2 help yall (men)out!
