: MediaTakeOut.com got word of an incredibly SICK story.
A man has been arrested for allegedly putting semen in his female workmate's water bottle. Michael Kevin Lallana, 31, was arrested in Fullerton, California after one of his female colleagues drank some water he allegedly ejaculated in.
Here's what happened. Prosecutors say Lallana met the co-worker, a woman in her 20s in 2005, while both worked at Northwestern Mutual Mortgage Company in Newport Beach.
The first instance happened Jan. 14, prosecutors said. Lallana went into the office of the woman – identified as Jane Doe – and discharged into a water bottle that was on her desk, prosecutors said. She later return to her office and drank the water, they added.
She threw the bottle away after feeling "sickened and irritated,'' according to the press release.
Three months later, Jane Doe and several other co-workers, including Lallana, were transferred to the Orange branch of Northwestern Mutual Mortgage Company.
Lallana committed the crime again on April 9, prosecutors say. Lallana discharged into her water bottle on her desk, and Jane Doe later drank from the water bottle and felt sick, prosecutors said.
This time, Jane Doe sent the water to a private lab to be tested, prosecutors said. The lab reported in June that the water contained semen.
Lallana faces up to 3 YEARS in jail if convicted.
for her to feel sick, how much did he put in there? how long did it take him to do it?he didn't notice the bottle was gone? and what was in her water bottle for her not to taste it? was she drinking water or (no pun intended) flavored water, tea? surely, she had to feel the difference in the water. arrrrgh. help me out here to understand? Did they fall out? was he smitten with her and she rejected his advances? WTF?
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I agree, they're always sharing their food and drinks with everyone, asking people if they want a sip of their drink or a bite out of their burger or something.
I was at a birthday dinner and the girls there and I were all turned looking at something and then when I turned back around I took a sip of my drink .. only to then be told by my friend afterwords that this white girl used my straw to taste my drink - the same white girl always coughing and complaing of worms in her stomach.
This story is disgusting. And speaking of disgusting.....I wish some ignorant people on this site would vanish. (It's unfortunate that DominiRican's father did not *** in a towel or water bottle instead of in her mother.) That would have saved the world a lot of headache. BTW, DominiRican claims she is 18. I guess it's too late for her mother to have an abortion performed??? Just wondering....
after the first time getting sick from drinking a bottle of water sitting out you would think she would get the picture not to drink something sitting out. but whats even more crazy is this *** took the time to beat off at work and bust in a bottle so somebody could drink it. he should be *** for that nasty ***. thats dirty for real you gotta be sick in your head to do something like that. and repeatedly . yeah ol boy might be alittle off in the head
was she unable to see the content in her water bottle..normally water bottles are clear and you can tell if it looks abnormal..if i stepped away and my water is clear, it all good..but if i come back to my desk and my bottle looks like a mountain dew or cloudy or even smell odd..i would think not to don't drink it..
I can't believe that people on here find this funny. This man might as well have *** or *** in her water bottle. None of the straight men on here would find it funny if a make co worker were to *** in their bottle. The bottle may not have been a "clear" bottle so she may not have seen it in there. Even if she has swallowed sperm before it was most likely by choice. If this man is capable of something like this he is also capable of rape, think about it. This is not funny he is vile.