: MediaTakeOut.com got word of an incredibly SICK story.

A man has been arrested for allegedly putting semen in his female workmate's water bottle. Michael Kevin Lallana, 31, was arrested in Fullerton, California after one of his female colleagues drank some water he allegedly ejaculated in.

Here's what happened. Prosecutors say Lallana met the co-worker, a woman in her 20s in 2005, while both worked at Northwestern Mutual Mortgage Company in Newport Beach.

The first instance happened Jan. 14, prosecutors said. Lallana went into the office of the woman – identified as Jane Doe – and discharged into a water bottle that was on her desk, prosecutors said. She later return to her office and drank the water, they added.

She threw the bottle away after feeling "sickened and irritated,'' according to the press release.

Three months later, Jane Doe and several other co-workers, including Lallana, were transferred to the Orange branch of Northwestern Mutual Mortgage Company.

Lallana committed the crime again on April 9, prosecutors say. Lallana discharged into her water bottle on her desk, and Jane Doe later drank from the water bottle and felt sick, prosecutors said.

This time, Jane Doe sent the water to a private lab to be tested, prosecutors said. The lab reported in June that the water contained semen.

Lallana faces up to 3 YEARS in jail if convicted.

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FellasLoveLaLa

Oh wow!! Outta line!!!!


fuknsmokn

thas that vitamin water!!! lol


CherryBomb75

She's pregnant now


KY_Da_Lubeman

BWAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA, Reachin' my quota, any beef *** its over/ im real subtle, put skeet in your soda.


MayaShae

Lmao that's so dirty! Ugh


2real4me

Wow..now that's a low blow!


Pookie404

Dats disgustin. He need his azz whooped


DMONEYMEDIA

HOW THE HELL YOU DONT SEEE SEMEN FLOATING AT THE TOP OF AYOUR WATER. THAT DUDE GOT CLEAR SKEET! LOL


sexy43

nasty *** he should b *** jail but havent she learned d1st time when she drank from d water bottle not2leave it lyin around? gettin sick d1st time should gave her a clue mike harris where ur ugly *** at? lol


ALWAYSONDECK

IM PRETTY SURE THIS AINT HER FIRST TIME SWALLOWN NTUZ.....


erin912

wtf!!!!!?? ***... u cant leave ur drink alone at the club now u gotta keep an eye on ur drink at work too. What a low life sorry *** ***.


thomasworld2010

that disgusting as hell and he should alot of time for that. His punshment should be to drink the bottle full of someone baby maker. lol


MissBecky2U

That's just sick. On a side note, she probably has very beautiful skin.


lovelybrowngeisha84

so ....i guess thats the only way he could get em to swallow twitter@***


BrookLynne

Gross! I would have beat the breaks off his asain ***!



FrenchKiss

this world is really coming to an end..nothing surprises me anymore smh.


Meek90

E[SPAM][SPAM]wwwwwwwwwwww


ThatOneDude

How the hell do you not see nut(semen) floating around in your water? There is just no way!


Ladylisa

Thats wayyy too much. He went too far. and she shouldve been able to see that.


ItzMimiBitch

e[SPAM]


QueenGoddess

absolutely disgusting! if that was me iw ould have been in jail & he would have been in a body bag!


starlite

she didn't see something weird floating around in her water??


Lasierra89

Nasty f.u.c.ker and i cant believe she didnt see any nutt floating in the water


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Atlcutie86

Oh hell naw..but she probably drunk more semen than was in the bottle..so why she trippin??

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kharma1222

lmfao she had some saltie water


GuLLyGoDDeSS

Hope he goes to prison and a man *** in his azz. Ching Chong ***


MsCola

NASTY...


monique2468

didnt she look in the water before she drank???


uniqueSag

How you don't see nudduts floating in your water? GTFOH



uwannaride

for her to feel sick, how much did he put in there? how long did it take him to do it?he didn't notice the bottle was gone? and what was in her water bottle for her not to taste it? was she drinking water or (no pun intended) flavored water, tea? surely, she had to feel the difference in the water. arrrrgh. help me out here to understand? Did they fall out? was he smitten with her and she rejected his advances? WTF?


Minaj22

ewww his *** must b real nasty for her to feelin sick like that. thats *** gross

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miss_diamondUK

EEEW SICK BASTARRD!! WTF


RickyBobby3000

Was his coworker named Mrs. Becky? They love *** juice.


RickyBobby3000

He should've told her it was some sea water. Drink up sloppy trick.


da-don1

Another one mto dam yall on a roll huh..


da-don1

Another one mto dam yall on a roll huh...funny tho but crazy


Pinky__XXX

*** ALL I WANNA KNOW IS WHEN AND WHERE HE HAVE THE TIME TO BE BEATING HIS WILLY WONKA ON A JOB, SEEMS LIKE A DAILY ROUTINE BEAT BUST THEN BOTTLE TIME BBB'S LMAOOOO


MSAYANA

Eww, I immediately made up my face, that's sooo disgusting!

But COMMON SENSE RULE #401 - NEVER leave your drink unattended and then go back to drink from it!


Prttybrnyz

Just nasty, I hope he is convicted and serves everyday of that 3 year sentence.


emmettmays85

ThatOneDude co-signunless she is a virgin ,she sohould have known that was semen in her water bottle, she probably was some freak who loves to swallow semen


mikeharris6921

WTF IS WRONG WITH THIS ***???? I DRINK SEMEN EVERYDAY AND NEVER GET SICK!!! IT'S ALL PROTEIN!!! I GET MINE'S STRAIGHT OUT THE TAP IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN!!! LAST *** SNIZZLE FILLED ME UP WITH A FULL QUART OF HIS OIL AND I GULPED IT RIGHT DOWN!!! I AIN'T GIT SICK AT ALL! I WAITED FOR HIM TO GET HARD AGAIN AND THEN LET HIM RAVAGE MY BOODLE'S BUNG-HOLE!!! I LOVE YOU, SNIZZLE!! GIMME SOME MORE OF YOUR DIZZLE!!!

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MSAYANA

@All_Barbies_R_Smuts

I agree, they're always sharing their food and drinks with everyone, asking people if they want a sip of their drink or a bite out of their burger or something.

I was at a birthday dinner and the girls there and I were all turned looking at something and then when I turned back around I took a sip of my drink .. only to then be told by my friend afterwords that this white girl used my straw to taste my drink - the same white girl always coughing and complaing of worms in her stomach.


HighEnd

Must have been some really clear nut?!


Anti-Moist

Thats some foul *** dude did but C'mon Son 3 years really she swallowed some nut get over it I bet thats not her first time doing it



Kelawek

This story is disgusting. And speaking of disgusting.....I wish some ignorant people on this site would vanish. (It's unfortunate that DominiRican's father did not *** in a towel or water bottle instead of in her mother.) That would have saved the world a lot of headache. BTW, DominiRican claims she is 18. I guess it's too late for her mother to have an abortion performed??? Just wondering....


HotSauce

How did his nut make her sick? Does he have an STD?


sexyredd850

SMH....Protein Shake..Pun definately intended! LOL


SteppinOvaDeadBodies

@Lol at Rickybobby3000


JednejHakon

WTF thats nasty!!!!!


SAYWHTUMEAN

how you not see that *** floating in water.... so as i see it she's use to it nasty!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


phillygurlswagg

Lol that is so effin nasty


IriAstarte

Yo that would be fu.ckin craZy if he has an StD. But how do u not see semen in ur *** water, I'd understand even egg nog, but water? Musta been her dark colored water bottle.


IriAstarte

And how much nut can 1 drink to get sick??? Lmfaoo. It had no taste?? Ahahahhaha


msamazing

what part of the game is this, where you go around nutting in people's water, NOW that makes me suspicious that people in fast food restaurants might be doing this!!!!!!!!!!!! But semen is milky looking so she should have known that something was in her water!!!!!!!!!


coco526

her water must not been that clear to not see that.that's some sick sh!t what he did.I would have beaten his azz before he went to jail.


Talissa

nasty *** people ..


bratzdolljasz

MIKE HARRIS IS SEXY AS HELL..

THIS DUMMY DESERVES TO BE *** IN THE ***..HE IS SOOOOOO PERVERTED..HE NEED A GOOD *** WHOPPIN..

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Blacque

disgustn

he need his *** removed

with no anesthetic



HUbus

H[SPAM]H[SPAM]AHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA WTH WAS DUDE THINKING ABOUT HAHAHAHAA SHE PROBABLY WOULD HAVE DONE IT WILLINGLY!!


mznewbooty22

THATS SOME NASTY *** $HIT............


So_Rell

***....not only do you have to worry about *** bustin caps on yo *** you gotta worry about them bustin nuts in ya drinks. WTF!!


msweedy

F*#kin weirdo he shouldve mixed it with boogers and spit to duhhhh


XIO

and just what was his issue with her? I guess nuttin in particular


PedoBear

In real life Troll

Lulz


Nails

I guess he wanted to add some protein to her water. SMH


TheMoarYouKnow

...

Isn't sperm noticeably white...

I lol'd at this story.


thaonlylakergirl

What a nasty little eggroll.


HOKULELE

nasty lil *** *** dere!!!


NeeNeeBSF

Thatz some bold nasty asz ***.!


larryhoover

WELL ***!!


MISFITDOLL13

WEIRD SICK AZZ ASIAN *** ***!!.... I HOPE HE GETS *** RAPED IN JAIL!!... SEE HOW HE LIKES THAT!... HE PROBLY WILL LIKE IT TOO!...


vabeats

ha ha ~ irritated ~



YEAABISH

Would have definitely chopped his peen off, right guys? RIGHT?? lol


NegRican24

HOW THE F"CK COULDN'T SHE TELL THERE WAS NUT IN IT?!!


KuntryBoy

Typical asian, glad we ain't got too many of dem where I'm from. Go for the real thang, *** nuttin in a bottle, simple *** ppl


SmeeZez

daang he was givin her a Free protien SHake! :D haha


Jamrocksexygirl

JUST NASTY!!!!!....HOW THE FK DID HE GET TIME TO DO THAT IN AN OFFICE ANYWAYS.....MMMHM??

MUST HAVE BEEN JERKING IN THE BATHROOM AND HAD IT ON THE TIP AND NOT EVEN BECUZ BY THE TIME HE GETS TO HER DESK THE URGE IS GONE, HE WOULD HAVE TO START ALL OVER AGAIN.......

SO I DON'T EVEN KNOW


EARTH-LEADER

HEY MAN............

THAT'S NOT HOW YOU GET HER PREGNANT........

THE NERVE OF THIS IDIOT...........


AllMySatanLadies

What would make him do that? Was there a problem between them? I seriously feel nauseated... This could happen anywhere. And just where were tthey working...with a name like jane doe??


tete15

dats wat his dum chinese *** get for nuttin in sumbody water bottle u *** sick ***


jonny_highsocks

This chic should remix Monica's new single. She can be like " I got nut, all over me....". Lmao. That's funny. God bless America and no where else!


Bulletproof_Loafers

If u wanted the girl to swallow your babies, all you gotta do is ask her. The worst she can say is no....Then you *** of in her water bottle


MEDIAclub25

Wow, but how she didn't feel the semen in the water. His semen must not be thin and watery as hell.


EmpressNimra

She may not have seen the semen floating in her water bcz she didn't a clear bottle. This dude should be set on fire.


MiszThickyMinajj

Thats NASTY

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Shamako

ah bytch please, how you get sick from ***. I swallow my man every *** and I don't even get a cold or sore throat. Whats really good with you gyrrrrrl??


nolalove504

eeeeeewwwww wtf is wrong with him !!! hes lucky it wasnt me ...i would've beat his *** *** ... some ppl are just sick ... they should make him swollow someone else's nut and see how he likes it.



mixedbarbieee

How did she not see the semen in the water????


jiggaboojones

WOW Thats Nasty as a mother *** !!!!


Shock-em-baby

What a dumb a$$! His mother is so freaking proud!


Dreayonn

This is some real gutta ish right here. Nasty Barbaric mofo. There are Humans on this earth with animal DNA in their genes. This has been proven by scientists. Now it all make sense.


Shea_Hood619

Dat is just nasty, he needs to serve more than three years.


NIAB510

SHE COULDNT TASTE THAT ***..NUT GOT A DISTINCTIVE TASTE...LMAO...(SSSHHHH)......SHE DRINKIN BABIES....SHE LIKED IT...LOL


DC-Slim

LMAO at least she got some protein


Jazziness

Is that like a weird fetish with him or something? That's really nasty. That's something somebody would get stabbed to death over. Or they would if it was me. But I have anger issues sooooo...


TheViva111

WHat the ***!!! OMG. He azz needs to go to jail. Thats why u never leave ur drink alone around anyone. Put it away or something.


BreIsHere

Thats disgusting..


FlawLessDiva

It's a cold world


wtf123

@ TEXASGLAMOUR DON'T BE ASHAMED TO SAY THAT SISTERS DRINK *** TO NOT JUST WHITE WOMAN MOST OF THE *** THAT SWALLOW MY BABIES WERE BLACK


mjsnrena

lmao thats disgusting!


madisonAVEkid

well *** how thirsty was she that she didnt see a cloudy residue in her clear water


kymelle

ewww, if I don't drink or eat it all then, its trash, the universe can have it. And that's why I don't leave nothing in the work fridge ***. They be looking like "girl it's your last day??" I take everything home, including my lip glosses- oh hell naw!!!



Lyrics

HAHA! Good one bro! lmao


Poptart_

Disguist. But u mean to tell me she drank that water and didnt taste it?


Maria757

lol.... she dumb as hell bcuz if dhe would have looked at the water she can tell it looked funny the nut would have floated ....dumb ***!!!!but that *** is still nasty.


PutItInTheAir

Studies show that for females *** of *** are good for you... but only for females


xmrsjonas

AWH HELLL NAHH! that's gross af!


psychmaj

she may have had a colored bottle, but the consistency should've changed a bit, maybe have been slightly thicker. That's sick, ladies please if you have a drink, don't leave it unattended and if you do throw it out.


rnb35

This is why you *** leave any type of food or drink laying around while you go and do other things.


SelfmadeBarbie

DHAT IS SUM NASTY DIRTY *** HE FINNA GO 2 HELL.


rude_one

Wtf123 how is it that most of the women who swallow your nut were black but just a few day you said you never fcked with a black girl because thier privates stink and they are ugly o_O. Nothing you say is credible you lying azz b!tch.


rude_one

I'm not feeling this iPhone or it typos lol


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Finally some VINDICATION for all women in PORN ..LOL,

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Runningman

What's the deal wit Asian men playing wit they meat in public places.LMAO


THEREALBECKY2U

I don't believe this ***.we're the best *** drinkers on earth.


PromiscuousGirL

Nasty ***...


tammy609

How many women suck their man *** and don't get sick....this dude had a bad d-ck.....



WONDERY72104

All I'm doing is rotflmmbao at the term "bussing nutts".


TheRose

Well, I guess that is one way to get her to swallow.


CookieDee

NASTY ***!!!


KILL_ALL_THA_BARBIES

.LMMFAO @SWEET INSANITY!!.IM HOLLN!!.BUT STR8^..HIS *** HAD TU B BAD IF SHE GOT SICK..WAT CHICK YU KNO SUCK HER MAN OUF EVERY *** *** TAK *** *** TU THA HEAD IS SICK??.HAV YU EVA HEARD OV A PORN HOE GETN SICK CUZ SHE SWALLOW!?.HMM..


iam7h3king

after the first time getting sick from drinking a bottle of water sitting out you would think she would get the picture not to drink something sitting out. but whats even more crazy is this *** took the time to beat off at work and bust in a bottle so somebody could drink it. he should be *** for that nasty ***. thats dirty for real you gotta be sick in your head to do something like that. and repeatedly . yeah ol boy might be alittle off in the head


bellgrl

where did he even get the time to work up a nut without someone walking by?


D-Monayy

LMAO! How can u get time to beat it at work without someone seeing u? Lol dudes fd up


King-of-Sold

That aint as bad as me bustinn a nutt on you babies forehead


akoo

Wierdo...what satisfaction was he getting from that??the world may never know.


crystallight

$hit like this is exactly why I do not leave anything I digest unattended, and return back to it. Trust no one sick f u c *** e r!


Leelee92

Thats qross ! what if he had a std ?? then he would really be convicted.


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KEEYSHAJ50

*** LOSER THATS WHY I TAKE MY FOOD AND DRINK WHEREVER I GO SMH...


ChinaBabe

well he wont have to worry bout *** in "BOTTLES" for 3 whole years. Dont drop the soap homeboy!!


whatisthat

was she unable to see the content in her water bottle..normally water bottles are clear and you can tell if it looks abnormal..if i stepped away and my water is clear, it all good..but if i come back to my desk and my bottle looks like a mountain dew or cloudy or even smell odd..i would think not to don't drink it..



GoddessBarbie

He looks like a pedophile!


654321gone

that dude look like Harold off Harold and Kumar, but that story is funny! but dude a loser. Hilarious but a loser... she must have really got him td off about somethin SMH


ima1qeek1damn1skippy

Thatz nasty as ***.sick ***.i woulda beat his azz if i caught him.


RickaSexi

I am so disgusted at this , what the hell is goin on out here!!


AngelaDD

SOMEONE WILL IN JAIL OR PRISON WILL *** IN HIS A-- VERY SOON!! DAM THAT'S JUST PURE EVIL"!!


AngelaDD

I WONDER HOW THE SEMEN WAS LINKED BACK TO HIM??


24Tario

I don't understand how she got sick. I guess It's different when a female swallow the nut right out of a *** huh? LOL


Dontranail

I don't know how she couldn't see the semen in da first place lol


Creole_Pimp

He needs to get his *** wooped


Onyx_Star

Egh egh egh! That is so triffling and nasty!


ThatKidTerrell

it prolly aint different from what she been doin. xcept this time its in a water bottle and not in the bedroom. But still thats nasty.


Dreadlockd Diva

I can't believe that people on here find this funny. This man might as well have *** or *** in her water bottle. None of the straight men on here would find it funny if a make co worker were to *** in their bottle. The bottle may not have been a "clear" bottle so she may not have seen it in there. Even if she has swallowed sperm before it was most likely by choice. If this man is capable of something like this he is also capable of rape, think about it. This is not funny he is vile.