An MTOer Sent In The 10 SIDE CHICK COMMANDMENTS . . .. If You’re A SIDE CHICK . . . Are You ABIDING BY THE RULES????

: Here are the official RULES for being a sidepiece. Since no one here has ever been a sidepiece #fingerscrossed# . . . we don't know NOTHING about this here . . . #startstakingnotes#

I. Thou shalt not put any other partners before me.
Yes, I understand that it’s hypocritical for someone in a relationship to ask their side person to remain faithful, but you knew what you were walking into when you signed up for this. They just need you to stand by them while I “work things out” with their main squeeze. Just a few more years and they’ll be all yours… yeah, right.

II.Thou shalt not keep any images or video footage of us together—ever.
The key to keeping this thing going is no evidence, so there will be no pictures taken or sex tapes recorded. Denying everything only works when there’s no proof. Plus, in the event that things go south your jump-off should not have anything that he or she can black mail you with later.

III. Thou shalt not use the L-word in vain.
This rule is so underrated, but if you follow it things will be less complicated. Do not under any circumstances tell your jump-off you love them unless you really mean it. If said under false pretenses you’re just leaving yourself open for a world of hurt when the truth comes out.

IV. Remember the special days and stay in your place.
When someone’s in a real relationship—you know, one with a real title like BF/GF or husband/wife—there are certain commitments that need to be maintained, like anniversaries, holidays and Valentine’s Day. Listen closely, those days are not for you so don’t call, don’t text, don’t email and definitely don’t start no drama, just stay in your lane and wait until the coast is clear.

V. Thou shalt not meet my father and mother.
Besides, meeting mom and dad is way too personal, especially if they know about your main squeeze. You don’t need your parents asking too many questions or accidentally slipping up and leaking information. When it comes to friends, you’re bestie can be your confidante but as a rule the less people that know about your side chick/dude the better.

VI. Thou shalt not kill.
No, seriously, that’s not cool. Don’t ever go all psycho and try to pull out knives and guns because you can’t have the person all to yourself. Physical violence (against yourself or others) only makes things worse, so control your anger issues and understand that we all can’t have what we want when we want it.

VI. Thou shalt not stalk.
Not only is it annoying, it’s not at all attractive. Nothing turns off someone’s sexiness factor quicker than being desperate or a bug-a-boo. With that said don’t ever pop up unannounced and definitely don’t try to be social media friends or follow each other on Twitter. The only communication side chicks/dudes get is direct contact, everything else leaves a paper trail and/or invades the other person’s personal space.

VIII. Thou shalt not steal.
In the event that someone is sloppy enough to bring their jump-off into their home, it’s with the understanding that he/she will not take any souvenirs with them. The same goes for a hotel/motel excursion also, in that going through someone’s purse/wallet while they’re in the shower is a major violation. This works in the reverse as well in that a jump-off should not leave behind any clues of their presence (i.e. panties/boxers, hair, condoms/pads in trash, etc.).

IX. Thou shalt not lie on me or to me.
Living a double life is hard enough but to have the one person you’ve been real with from the beginning turn their back on you hurts. While the main squeeze was in the dark about the other relationship, the side chick/dude knew what was up from jump. Sure, it’s a difficult situation to be in once emotions get involved (and they always do eventually) but making stuff up is uncalled for, especially if it involves the police or child protective services.

X. Thou shalt not covet the main squeeze or what he/she has.
Don’t worry about what the main squeeze is doing or getting, because that has nothing to do with you. Just enjoy what little time you can get with your boo while he/she isn’t with the person they’re actually committed to. Of course their gift was bigger and better and they get all the holidays, because they the priority while you’re just a side chick/dude—deal with it.

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KatWoman
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Uuummm, where'd you steal this from? I read it somewhere else on Vday!


UptownRell
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now that's funny


MinnieMinnzz
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LMFAOOO aww helll


THAGOLDNCHILD
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BAAAAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAAAA!!! THATS FUNNY!


riri407

JCORLEAN

Bihtoesai
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHA side chicks get it good!


lovelycee
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-lmfaooo... Ahaha hmmm whelp bxtchess better listen to that!


Butercreamluv21
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a damn shame. just dont cheat and that stupid list u dont have to worry about. smh.


outtaline2

2real4me
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Stupid. Never heard such foolishness and my life. And what ever woman go for this don't love there self.


Ib12
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WFT You can't be mad.


bluehefner312

dro_zone6
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dumb bimbos be lettin niggas slide wit that ish too, women need to kno who really got the control


plentbytch
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Lol Happy Side Chick Day??? I never heard of no shyt like this



love2loveme
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Hahahaha! I shouldn't laugh tho. Just don't cheat.


TheRose
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=| Sounds like claiming someone as property to me. Why would anyone want to be anybody's side item is beyond me.


MTOaintSHEEYIT
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And you dumb fcks at MTO probably wonder why the black community is alllllllll FCKED UP......because of bullsh!t like this.......why, why the FCK would you even consider this a story? Dumb apish dysfunctional embarrassing ridiculous drivel. That's why all these kids are all around here asking where their fathers are, and why black relationships are a joke......


TheViva111
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I know someone who broke each and every single rule. lol I have to send this to them. They gon laugh.


christie_love
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Why not encourage women to be marriage material instead of this crap? MTO is so anti-marriage,smh.


KarmaComa
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This is really disgusting. Anybody considering themselves an side chick is an dumbfuck and has no respect for themselves.


msfoxxy
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You have got to me real desperate to roll like that. Ain't no way. I know my worth!


ISHINES
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I can't stand any1 who settle 4 being on the side,making it easy 4 their creep partner 2 be a cheater,no self esteem having ppl put up w/bs like this everyday.


HizWife4Life
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Lol.... XI Thou shalt be ready to get that ass whipped when the main girl/man find out


Yaboyfrank89
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OMG I'm seriously living a double life but I kinda broke rule #2..we made a sex tape LOL


twiggyqueenofkings
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THAT IS SO STUPID, AND STR8 UP BLASHPEMY Y WUD YOU TAKE SOMETHING OUT THE BIBLE AND TURN IT INTO SUCH FOOLISHNESS..... AND PPL ACTUALLY THINK THIS IS FUNNY.. (SMH AND QUIETLY PRAYING...)(


MTOaintSHEEYIT
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Christie, MTO is all about niggatry: hope for any failure of the black race in general hatred for real black people, against the intact and functional black family and adoration for everything and anyone that is light.


Blacque
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gtfoh pure bullschitt n den some fred u'll post any damn thing


setico
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This is the truth,get it straight if yall think its just only u the side chick,we will take that a%% at any givin moment ask (girlfriend ,aunt ,cousin ,classmates,co-workers,in some cases mothers,teachers etc.plain and simple.oh yeah"keep it on the low"...sike yo body,what you did,if its good,yo business of coarse if you betraying on your spouse, bizness we love will be in the next barbershop convo (we share)thats why we dont trust many(females),REAl talk...."oh know he didnt"{yeah i say that}.



princessk20
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believe or dont believe rightttt


fromoh2nc
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I agree with every one of them except the 1st one..but it,s sad that we even have ''side chicks''


darealwifey
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This actually made me laugh out loud. So many women put themselves in this position, so they may as well accept the "rules." lmao


rico_aviles
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LMFA i love it... i can appreciate this... i been a sideline before smh


mscreative1
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Hmm! I guess.....


Darth_Revan
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WHY THE F*CK IS THIS NEWS? Who gives a sh*t about side chick rules? Oh I'm sorry "commandments."


DaMan2011
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Every real n*gga has a side bitch period if u don't then u doing something wrong.I love it when bitches think they the only one.Wrong!It feels good to be young black and wealthy!


fay
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oh wow i can't get passed he cake!!!! that shyt is funny as hell!!! sorry, but i find these rules hysterical, and everyone should, cause if any heffa went by this, she's more than an idiot. although, some of the rules are legit, i.e., video, etc. funny as shyt though, sorry


w123t456f789
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I know good and well some of y'all sluts can't say shyt on this post with ur ugly half naked azz avatar pics always bragging on ur IDOL-whore Trina and such knowing good and well y'all some SIDE CHICKs ur own damn selves!!!


MTOaintSHEEYIT
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DaMan, it's folks like you that are the reason why HIV/AIDS is so prevalent in the black community. You're probably too cheap and sorry to even buy condoms.


EastSideChi
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Aye this is the funniest and probably realest shyt I ever read on here! Sad, but it is what it is either your dumbazz deal with being the dip or get yourself out that jam ...


DaMan2011
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@MTOaintshit You are a side bitch too!I wear condoms all day bitch.I just love women I will never be faithful .Women love me I love them back.No kids 2500 square feet 2 foreign whips .Like I said it feels good to be young black single and wealthy


EastSideChi
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Aye but Im glad yaw recognize that guys can be gullible dips too not just broads ...


PromiscuousGirL
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Rule number 1) Don't be a side person. If you mess with someone who is involved you are leaving yourself open to heartache, pain and drama.


MTOaintSHEEYIT
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Fool, if you are wealthy, what the fck are you doing posting on MTO????? Your dumb black ass would be on a yacht in the Mediterranean right now. But no, you're a sexed crazed monkey and will probably die a painful AIDS death within the next ten years.....just like the white man/government wants you to.....



CARAMELDOLL
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LMAOOOF!!! I just read thru a few stories today w/o commenting cause I'm hella busy today, but this sh*t right here is funny as hell!!...Even tho a cheating individual is wrong, the side piece gotta respect the rules!!...But alot of ppl don't have that self-control & they can't handle it...I need to copy this & hand out as fliers...Know some chicks that had to spend the night in Central Booking or got that ass beat cause they lost they mind over a dude that was "involved"...


DaMan2011
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Mtoaintshyt You are a broke dyke.Your mama has AIDS and the Swine flu.Your daddy has the West Nile disease.


CARAMELDOLL
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That 1st rule I don't agree wit' tho...From that one, a list should be put together for the person in a "committed relationship"...The person is already selfish cause they got a side piece, now they wanna be selfish & not share the side piece wit' anyone else, smh...When they find out their side piece is linking up wit' somebody else, they wanna act crazy, whether verbally or physically...that's when they should revisited their lil list of commandments cause they too are a SIDE-PIECE, not the main squeeze!!


TheTruth052489
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@ DREVIL530: Took the words SMOOTH out of my damn mouth! These black out here ready need to watch that step or you sure will end up like good ol' Steve! Watch it because no every chick is content with a big DlCK!


DaMan2011
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I'm just living life .You only got one .What I look like sitting under one broad that's crazy.I'm just being real Yes I'm a male whore.I can admit it.But money comes first that's rule numero uno!Who care if a broad has anotha n*gga ?and?My feelings would be hurt boohoo


TheRose
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Someone explain to me this....WHY NOT STAY SINGLE AND YOU DON'T HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT IT. Why? Why be married or in a relationship if you want to be out there like that?? Stay single, be upfront about your intentions ie. you just want to get laid or whatever, and you don't have to worry about any this issue. My man knows I don't play that. There is too much drama and stress involved with stuff like this.


DiablaEnFuego
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This is funny in a remedial kind of way... I don't understand why a female would settle for being a side dish when I'm sure she could just as easily get a man of her own.... r u really that desperate for a man??? How about have higher aspirations in life than to just get wifed up.... so sad this world is....


ChulaChula85
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Yes this is very sad, but it's true. Ppl who have the "sidechick" want to keep 1 person as to limit partners and the risks of sleeping around. Bottom line is if you don't cheat then you won't have to worry about any of the consequences that come with having a side piece. Ppl are just too greedy if you got some1 who makes you happy then don't complicate and fu(k things up. GOSH! If you are settling for the side spot then you are setting yourself up for failure.


PromiscuousGirL
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@TheRose I completely agree. @DaMan You don't mind dealing with drama from the involved persons partner? No man has ever tried to fight you for doing his girl? Would you care if someone with kids got divorced because of you? I am just asking, not judging. What do you tell em when they get stuck on the D? Lol


CunningANDStunning
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Lmao @ Thou shall not kill. No, seriously, that's not cool...lol YA THINK?!?!


menthonia
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This is jus sad. MTO what ure teaching women by posting shyt like this is to settle for being treated like whores who have no self respect or no morals at all. PLEASE STOP IT, young girls browse the net so when they see stuff like this they learn as they go allong so pls quit posting nonsense. We love MTO ,the gossip and the typos are actually amusing but this is not educational at all. Your job is to entertain, stay in line. Fred get yo people @menthonia


scrambledeggs
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well good thing i'm the main chick! as well as i'm taken care of i know the other ain't gettin nothing but dick. my grandma said a man can only be faithful for a good 10 to 15 years anyway. hey pple i still use condoms wit my dude though been together for 3 years no disease on me b*tches!


DaMan2011
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@promgirl Of course I had n*ggas trying to kill me and all that.That comes with this sh*t.And to answer your other bout her home I really don't give a sh*t bout her family life.Remember it takes 2.I'm not forcing women to do me I think its my Cologne!Ha What a life.South Beach in 2 weeks baby!


eyesley
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No, actually it's the day before. Even your birthday will be celebrated the day before if they can't be with you on your day.


caremalz
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Lmfaooooo @ pads in the trash



blackbeautyanddiva
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GLAD I HAVE NEVER HEARD OF THIS DAY IN ALL MY 30 SOMETHING YEARS ON THIS EARTH


MTOaintSHEEYIT
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If we're lucky, some chick will do a Steve McNair on "DAMan" your brains on the floor, fool.....that is, if you don't run into that right n!gga first who'll take you out first....play with fire lil' boah, your a$$ will definitely get burned......either way, one less n!gga around to bring down black folks


loosecannonSag90
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@ DrEvil lmao! Girl you are crazy as hell.


DaMan2011
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Steve McNair was a trick.He bought that slut an Escalade he tried to have a relationship with anotha bitch.Most n*ggas are TRICKS!I don't trick I don't pay for p*ssy.I make p*ssy pay.Its a Big difference you need learn that.I'm from Chi this is the home of a n*gga who pimped his way into hollywood.Don Magic


BAY650Situated
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I find this amusing and very true according to people I know. haha But it's fxcked up no doubt about that! I just would not participate in such indignity. It absolutely goes against everything I believe in especially if I was married. But that is not the case here and whats definite is that I won't tolerate that kind of behavior in my relationship. My boyfriend knows who run this and I make sure I tell him that.lol. I'm not one to be fxcked with especially while in love. Dont mess with my family money or my man and we will be coo haha


Definition
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Score with this one mto. Both sides need to bookmark this or write it down


devils_advocate
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MTO PRETENDS TO CATER TO BLACK CULTURE, BUT REALLY UNDETERMINES IT. THIS LIST IS A "WILLIE LYNCH" TOOL FOR THE NEW MILLENNIUM. COME ON FOLKS, DON'T FALL FOR THIS CRAP!


ChulaChula85
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Wow rotfl @DaMan I can't breathe c'mon bruh you're really trying to follow in the footsteps of a pimp. Smh Good luck with that. That's just a lifestyle and all that is is a facade. That will also land you behind bars. What is he doing now?? Where is his money and his hos??? That is not some real way of living. As for laying up under one woman, it's get a lil colder when you get a lil older. You get a job, a career, some kind of legal hustle or two and you stack up. Then you can really be "Da Man". Now I gotta go.


DaMan2011
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Chulafaggot I didn't say I'm following him you dumb bitch!I can tell you are a side bitch too!When you bitches realize you'll never be the only one this world would be a better place.ha I'm just talkn sh*t and stirring sh*t up.But this a good life.Ready to hit the beach in two weeks.


DaMan2011
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Steve Mcnair was a TRICK he deserved it.All tricks should die and make way for n*ggas with game.Trick ass n*ggas alwayz lose in the end trying to buy hoes.I just use my charm and tell a broad what she wanna hear.Life is beautiful.Like T.O. Say I love me some me haha


Mahoghany
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Some of yall side pieces better save this to your flash drive, email it to yourself, or something!! I see these rules being broken ALL THE TIME


renetsp
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Who wants to be a sidechick? I want to be the one in only and if he can't abide by that one rule, I can find somebody else who will. For real.


ChulaChula85
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You stirring sh1t up alright @DaMan but I ain't in your pot lmbo. My dude I guess I am a faggot cause I'm a woman that likes men lol and always #1. You know I was speaking truth, so just stay single. I know your brains are fried tho so you're excused let's hope you don't ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever have kids.


silky1700
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Now if you crazy azz chicks can only abide by these rules everything would be gravy.


LeakedMusik
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Smh...They took this off the song "Part Time Chick".



boatswain
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u r asking for trouble if you got a side piece imo..cause eventually they are gonna want more


pinkdiamondprincezz
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Omg, somebody's skilled at being a sidepiece lol. That is so pitiful and some people are actually content that way. God help them.


DaMan2011
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All them rules are WACK!Its only one rule Money Over Bitches!@ChulaChewey You are going to be side bitch for the rest of your life


filterking

Tgirl
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LOL...alrighty then


Desiree79
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Thou shalt not have created this bullshit. Seriously


hollowman3
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STOP SETTLING FOR THIS STUPID CRAP AND YOU WILL BE TREATED BETTER LADIES. GUYS DO THIS STUFF TO YALL CAUSE YALL GO FOR IT. ITS AS SIMPLE AS THAT


EmpressNimra
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This is just to tell all of us to stop dealing with ppl who are "unavailable". That's insulting!


La05g1rl4l1f3
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Thirsty females Never had or will I ever be a sideChick!


SmplyBeauti
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Any dumb broad who takes the title of "side-chick" must not be pretty enough to be the "Main-Chick" simple as that. He has no intentions of EVER making you a "main" because if he did you would already be main-chick.


tiplite2004
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Lol @ Datouch , u on a roll today! @Topic Sidechick Rules? Nigg.a got too much time on their hands. I live in the moment and handle situations as they come


customcalendars4u2
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Sounds like the side chick is really valued. I can't believe that any respectable woman would accept a cake like that from the trick she's messing around with. I guess they feel special having been recognized at all,but it's really sad and a woman does not have to settle for being a side piece she can actually be someones beloved wife.


Myohmyok
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Being a side piece must suck!


exoticface
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HOW BOUT THOU SHALL NOT CHEAT OR COMMIT ADULTRY..SHEESH


TheQueen


Diamondlyfe
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That was way too funny. DAYUM "sidechick day" you gotta love it....I agree with all the rules. If ur going to play the grimey sidechick then stick to the rules, shut up and let ole boy run through ur azz and don't cause problems for the main squeeze, its that simple...u lie down with a dog u must deal with the fleas..the main squeeze will soon gain knowledge of it and hopefully get rid of his azz then the sidechick can have him and get her turn and so on and so on..


Yasmine718
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Rotfl that was funny a chick who is proud to be a side. Chick is a dumb broad lol


thicknpretty504
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Believe it or not there are some dumb ass broads out there who are content with being side dish instead of the main dish, it couldn't be me no ma'am.


speciallechelle
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Ummm. Mto. Y'all know y'all know y'all got that cake made baked at walmart stop making sh.t up. Y'all some fools.


WIPocahontas
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LMAOO WOW THEY R SERIOUS?? FOLLOW ME ON TWITTER @EMPRESS_MJ :) #TEAMFOLLOWBACK


pinkdiamondprincezz
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This list applies to both men and women so I don't know why yall are addressing just chicks. It's dudes that are side pieces too. More than you may think.


chardon28
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Clearly this is for cheaters LMAO Tiger should have took note no texts no pics it would have saved him alot of money.


lonnielovetangle
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theres only one way a person should be happy being the side chick and thats if they have someone already. U gon be my side and imma be yours lol


undressingHER
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lmao @ girlfriend and boyfriend being REAL TITLES and being compared to husband/wife.


STOPHATIN
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It's plenty of skanks that go for that...PLENTY...LOL!!! SAD BUT TRUE.


NWSO
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For the record, Media FAKE Out blatantly stole this from me and refused to respond to my cease & desist email for proper credit or removal of stolen content. Appreciate the LOLs and the hates for the list: http://nwso.net/2011/02/13/side-chick-commandments/ Sincerely, Naked With Socks On http://nwso.net


whatisthat
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did steve harvey write these commandments!!! he talks about this almost everyday on his show..i know the Lord would not have done such a thing!!!


whatisthat
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@NWSO...did someone buy this cake for you or did buy it for someone or this picture of a random cake...busted!! for crying out loud!!! please remove this stupid azz picture..cute cake though..was it good?