: MediaTakeOut.com has learned that Diddy and Star Jones are in the market for new assistants. Here are the help wanted ads that Star and Diddy placed:
Posting Job Title Assistant to Star Jones Show, Court TV TimeWarner Division Turner Broadcasting Location United States - New York - New York Requisition # 78679BR Position Type Full TimePosting Job Description Qualifications: Candidate must have served in an assistant capacity in the past, preferably for TV (talent). S/he must have agility/familiarity with software applications and office equipment. Excellent communication skills (verbal and written) are necessary; as are the attributes of dependability, accountability and trustworthiness. The assistant must also be a good prioritizer, patient and level-headed.
Duties: Duties include the following: coordinate/organize correspondence for host (phones, email, mail); maintain calendar, working with host and senior management; book transportation (ground, flight, hotels) for host; book transportation for show's guests; assist production staff with various tasks. Ability to travel local and long-distance (on occasion) necessary. There will be long hours on occasion, and the assistant must be available by mobile at all times.
Turner Broadcasting System, Inc. and its subsidiaries are Equal Opportunity Employers.
PERSONAL ASSISTANT TO BAD BOY CHAIRMAN, Sean "Puffy" CombsProminent busy Chairman of an entertainment giant is seeking a top-notch experienced polished Personal Assistant to coordinate the Chairman’s business, social and personal affairs. This role involves handling business and personal tasks at the Chairman’s office and multiple homes (NY, FL & GA). Serve as a personal liaison between the Chairman and his family. It is imperative that the Assistant has the sophistication to communicate effectively with people at all levels of management and handle highly confidential matters. Due to the Chairman’s extremely busy schedule, the Assistant needs to be accessible on weekends and evenings to handle ongoing activities.
Job Summary: - Ensure that all personal aspects of Chairman’s life are covered, including tight scheduling (keep him on time); anticipate his needs in order to ensure that all the information he requires is always at hand. Interact with industry executives and talent; manage/maintain personal calendar. Secure personal supplies. Responsible for Chairman's personal expenses. Manage expenditures & petty cash. Handle personal projects. Prepare correspondence, when required, consistent with general direction from Chairman and Chief of Staff. - Respond expeditiously to diverse assignments and take responsibility for projects from beginning to end. Consistently operate with a sense of urgency while not losing sight of the details! - This is a TRUE on-call 24/7 position. - Will travel nationally and internationally; coordinate with Wardrobe Manager to pack clothing selection for business and personal trips. - No task is too small. Candidate must have “whatever it takes” attitude.
Qualifications/Requirements: - Ideal candidate will have a minimum of (3) years experience with a well-known businessman and/or senior level executive (CEO, Chairman). - TYPE A Personality - Commitment to excellence. Unwavering loyalty. Team player; consistently sharing and communicating information. - Reliable, trustworthy, flexible- CONFIDENTIALITY A MUST. Always operate with discretion. - Outstanding computer skills are required including but not limited to proficiency in MS Word, Excel, Power Point, Blackberry, IPOD and the Internet - Able to maintain composure in an extremely fast paced, entrepreneurial/creative fluid environment. - Exceptional interpersonal skills; must be charismatic and have ability to communicate respectfully with all walks of life. - Possess impeccable attention to detail; outstanding time management skills; work quickly and efficiently. - Able to work under tight deadlines; remain aware of shifting priorities; anticipate last “second” changes. Always have a plan B in place. - Self-managed; skilled at managing a high volume of work and deciphering what’s immediate from what can wait. - Manage tasks and projects to successful outcomes; communicate and coordinate. - Must be highly-connected in NY (knowledge of the top restaurants, nightclubs, and best chefs) and if uncertain MUST have the resources in place to find out. - Must be able to travel internationally. Must possess a valid driver’s license. Bilingual preferred but not necessary.
Contact: Marilyn Van Alstyne Human Resources resumes@badboyworldwide.com (212) 381.2069 (fax)
If anyone is interested, feel free to apply. And let us know what happens...
Parts they FORGOT TO INCLUDE in the job descriptions:
1. For Star Jones: -Must be adept at holding barf bag for Mrs. Jones to retch in after binging on whoppers. -Must be skilled with issuing press releases to fight widespread stories of husband Al Reynolds' gayness -Must constantly monitor job boards to prepare new position for Mrs. Jones if/when she gets fired again -Must be willing to apply concealing makeup on Mrs. Jones horrible stomach stapling and skin removal scars (stomach must be made of boulders)
For Puffy: -Must be willing to carry umbrella over Puffy's head (like Fonzworth used to do) -Must be willing to sleep with Puffy when Kim won't put out (if a male gets this job the same applies to you) -Must be ready to issue press releases explaining why Puffy's album Press Play hasn't gone platinum after nearly 5 months out -Must be OK with dealing with annoying tacky azz momma Janice Combs and clip her toenails on request
I am the girlfriend of one a so-called celebrity assistant & I used to work for Puff in a legal capacity. You couldn't pay me enough to work as a personal assistant for one of these fools. They are obnoxious, disrespectful, rude, inconsiderate and downright crazy at times. They want every breath you take to be for them - you have absolutely no life - and no matter how much education, skills or goals you may have, you're nothing but a flunkie on call 24/7.
LOL at MayaDoll. Heck if I was a couple years younger, w/no kids and no husband I might work for Star. I think they are so use to people just wanting to be around them and other celebrities that they feel they don't have to give any benefits. The people who apply prob. arent even interested in a 401k or may not even know what it is. If it was me they would have to give me some benefits and I know the salary gotta be good. Plus you usually make a name for yourself and move on to bigger and better things when you leave. Good luck to whoever gets these positions.
This role involves handling business and personal tasks at the Chairman’s office and multiple homes (NY, FL & GA). Serve as a personal liaison between the Chairman and his family.
Translation: Buy the groceries, clean the house and help Kim take care of the twins. He's looking for another Farnsworth Bentley. I don't think there's enough money in the world to be his on-call personal flunky. Now Star's position doesn't sound quite as bad as Puffy's.
I am childhood friends with Diddy's road manager's wife...and believe me, Diddy is so demanding that she finally packed up her 4 girls and moved back to Va. She says if Kim wants to stay down in Atlanta and deal with Diddy's s/h/i/t, that's fine for her, but she is not. Diddy owns everyone who works for him, whether they want to admit it or not, and sad to say his arrogance rubs off on them.
email2michael your comments are absolutely the BEST! I wouldn't work for these two clowns if my house was in foreclosure, my car was about to be repossessed, had no food in my house and had one pair of shoes to wear everyday. Using an old saying that applies to to this post........I pity the fool that takes this job!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LMFAO!
this is the funniest thing I have ever read on this web site. [SPAM][SPAM]____________ Parts they FORGOT TO INCLUDE in the job descriptions:
1. For Star Jones: -Must be adept at holding barf bag for Mrs. Jones to retch in after binging on whoppers. -Must be skilled with issuing press releases to fight widespread stories of husband Al Reynolds' gayness -Must constantly monitor job boards to prepare new position for Mrs. Jones if/when she gets fired again -Must be willing to apply concealing makeup on Mrs. Jones horrible stomach stapling and skin removal scars (stomach must be made of boulders)
For Puffy: -Must be willing to carry umbrella over Puffy's head (like Fonzworth used to do) -Must be willing to sleep with Puffy when Kim won't put out (if a male gets this job the same applies to you) -Must be ready to issue press releases explaining why Puffy's album Press Play hasn't gone platinum after nearly 5 months out -Must be OK with dealing with annoying tacky azz momma Janice Combs and clip her toenails on request
LOL...happy to see that many of you feel the same way I do...I WOULDN'T WORK FOR EITHER COCK SUCKERS IF IT WAS THE LAST POSITION ON EARTH...With Diddy, I'd take the interview just to curse his butt out about being an arrogant, [EXPLETIVE] a-hole!!!!! However, the position with Star maybe cool because you'll be working for Time Warner in which they offer benefits and other departments to transfer to...in other thoughts, hell now...I'm sticking to the script...I'd have to [EXPLETIVE] both of them up!
Um Star's needs to be looking for a personal stylist, bump an assistant.
And Diddy's just looking for a new freak buddy.
I don't think I would make a good assistant. I hate doing what others ask of me unless its going to benefit me in some way. Plus I am NOT the yes assistant. Ask my opinion and I will tell you thee truth.
But Good Luck to those that do fit the criteria and apply!
I'd work for Puffy cus I'd still his azz blind "talk about blinging". I'd then head on over to the house and steal all Kim's fly azz clothes. When I showed up to work he'd be like daaaayyyuuummmm! "I could have sworn I bought Kim's some shyt like dat" .......damn right you did, my azz would be Sean John down fo real fo real!
