: Jay Z and Beyonce were having lunch in Paris yesterday. But when it was time to leave, things got embarrassing.

Beyonce stood up first and Jigga caught a glimpse of her AMAZING BODY. And when Jay got up to leave . . . well . . . lil Jigga was ALREADY STANDING.

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TOKS

wack story bro


TeflonVixen

Lol well he likes his wife


keepinitrealwithMTO

Fakeee!! Dats photoshopped duh!


RellzDaRealest

well *** be!!!


JerseyRida

***...B....but Yo,have Y'all heard the new Chris Brown J5th No bullsh*t remix version, I got super tired of everybody talkin about it, was supposed to be the original with Kevin McCall but they decide to put Chris Brown version out...So I checked out the song J5th went in on that song...Chris Brown ft J5th no bullsh*t remix....or like on Facebook dude is tough...J5th


Daedaedamenace

dnt nobody wanna see Jayz Teepee pant lmao


Headliner

That's hilarious and undeniable but why does her face look so different? It's like she had a few procedures done while she was "on break" and drumming up this "new genre". Nose again, teeth; what else? Maybe some botox? Her face looks plastic.


Tiff0816

STILL LOOKS CUTE!! http://twitter.com/TifGotSugaPillz


nitoocute

LMFAOOOOO


Nevada233

follow me on TWITTER......


901Prince

Hell I'll one too if I close her like he be all the time!! B bad as ***


CanadianChic

She looks amazing! Tawny Viza and Ash!


ONE-11-DOLL-11

lmbao Jigga What Jigga Who And that bad boy is underwraps....Imagine when the barn door is open for business----


ONE-11-DOLL-11

Oh boy...let it start..by this afternoon poor Jay & Bey's marriage will be shredded...smdh

He cant help it...the Illuminati has him aroused


Therealdestiny

Lmao wow follow me @therealdestiny



sodamncrazy1

Maybe he had to pee? Yuck!


Female_Mike_Harris

B has that effect like a true dime like me except I get offended when some black penises pitch a tee pee because they raise for anyone and they momma! Lol jk


prIana

***. Photoshop all the way. But you knew that already, right?


FEENA

BORINGGGGGGGGGGGGG


iboog33

follow me on twitter @illbeRiteBak


thebigR

Jay had to take some viagra last *** to keep up with her and it didn't wear off yet lmao


sexyduchess30

Pow!!!! It sure is looking a bit hard out here for a playa!!!


drck9

let it show bro man, let it show. lol lol lol lol lol


mpthizzle

his stache is extra gross!


mrstmel

Uhhhhh did he not notice that....guess that's a good thing lol!


MizzLinleyMonroe

LMAO! Jigga u freakNasty MOFO!:)


EastSideChi

Lmao @ his viagra didn't wear off ...


Alessandra

*** Jigga got it like that. Packing a cargo plane, a genius rapper and businessman, a multimillionaire, AND he has Beyonce. God is looking favorably on somebody, at least.


HotSauce

Hey, it happens to the best of us. Happens to me all the time at work. I have to sit behind my desk and think about baseball untill that *** goes down!



Evileen530

Eeeeeew!!! A face only a redbone like her and others can tolerate!! YUCK!!!


JeRzHeKz

Holy Camel!!! How can she wake up next to that? Beyonce come back to PAPI..


ROLLSEYES

She has lost weight again.


TheCityIsMine773

I THOUGHT MTO WAS ON SOME *** BUT...LMAO


tigerlove

HA,HA,HA,HA,HA...WORK IT BEY!!!


JillyBean819

That must have been a d*mn good lunch. Rofl


Constancebenzua

He is so ugly so I can understand why he got so hard so quick. She obviously doesn't have *** with him


cheetahrozay

Bey must have that "good good" LMAOOOOO. FOLLOW ME @CHEETAHROZAY smoochez


ChocolateUSA

She looks lovely as usual but Jay needs to dress more age appropriate.


kansascityZO

LMFAO, yeah aint no denyin nat even a lil bit!!! LOL, i know it aint no gun in his pocket..lol... Classic.. He even tried to cover it, dat jus confirmed da woody!!! An about dis illuminati, I want in now. I used ta think bad about em, but im kinda startin to understand things. Dont take the phrases yal hear literally please. Nobody sells their souls to the Devil, he's not real. U sellin ya image! An mine is up fa grabs, any takers?!?


Jemini_Bish

Oh my! Jigga aint wearing any drawals!and the thought of larry johnson got em like that cuz I'm sure bey made no use of it www.bishesonblast.blogspot.com


simplysexxykc

The only thing I have to say to MTO is don't EVER do another closeup of Jay Z again....


myshoegamecrazy

LMBO, That's funny!


Safari1

I'm sure Beypornce was the last thing that got harm. I'm sure there's a man around who got him at attention....not this old woman. And I see she still has that scar on her leg from that fall in Florida. He might have seen a female camel passing by or thought about Ty Ty. Foxy told on him....*** Z for real.


universalbliss

he's hung... lol



Safari1

And what the hell is going on with his mouth? I know camels like to spit. I guess being in *** Pari' makes him salivate.


goon_954

JUST CANT HELP IT SOMETIMES LOL


tillylace

Why is beyonce getting whiter and whiter.....and her hair is getting more blonde....whats up with that?????


roxiandmaryjane615

took too many viagra pills wit his old ugly ***


aliana5151

lmaoo


pinkpink

LOLZ....

follow me on twitter @arielcmoore


income4life

Hella embarrassing


madisonAVEkid

That croc bag is the bizznesss!!!!!!


EbonyKiss

Those thighs are as toned as Ciara. I just don't know to say about Jay-Z, he needs a stylish.


tinnya_luvv

Lmbo. I thought this was going to be *** but I guess not.


chrissy

HE'S SCARED THAT BEYONCE WILL CHEAT ON HIM, HE FOLLOWS HER EVERYWHERE. BUT VIRGO WOMEN ARE SNEAKY CHEATERS LOL


WiseGuy4Sure

For better stories visit www.thecelebconnection.com and follow me @I_AM_SteveWhite


ONE-11-DOLL-11

@FRANKI....LOL I know right

You people keep insisting she finds her husband unattractive and it just doesn't make sense to me.


Celebs_Fav_Celeb

YASSSS MOTHER, I SEEN YOU ON THAT HORSE TOO...BUT UM EVERYBODY BEYONCE'S RUN THE WORLD (GIRLS) AVAILABLE ON ITUNES TODAY..RIGHT NOW..ITS A TRENDING TOPIC ON TWITTER RIGHT NOW TOO...BEYONCE - RUN THE WORLD (GIRLS) AVAILABLE ON ITUNES


tjtrae1

Complete photoshop the only way a man will stick straight out like that if he's wearing some loose material or just underwear in pants when u get that hard you will either hang on the left or right-



DeeLaLa

Dude look rough as hell this nikka will never look like he got money with his ugly silly azz.


solsista

LOL let J be excited!!! Its healthy


ampski

funny...i would too


ONE-11-DOLL-11

@TJ....

Yes it is photoshopped...I went on another site and these exact photos are NOT with him being in a state of arousal....MTO IS wack---anything for a story


MrsWeezyFBaby

Hahaha lmao


MissCandi96

Yall so full of sh*t!!!! Saw this on The [SPAM] and CLEARLY the photos are altered to make him look erect! Sad sad people y'all are :(


free215

WHY HE DON'T ROCK IS WEDDING BAND? I SAW HIM A FEW TIMES BUT EVEN THAT WAS PROBABLY 2 TIMES.


HipHopCulture_Jay

Now Thats A CAMEL toe


YNVME08ITSMEBYTCHES

Uuh...who cares about Jiggas d*ck. Bey's shoes are hot.


whoaa

It kinda look like she rockin the illuminati sign on her necklace.


Missmedia81

Love Beyonce shes beautiful but with that blonde color she might wanna try darkening. Step up the bronzer. Glad she keeping the weight off. They make a good couple.


ilikethisalot

The comments be funny

TOO HARDCORE FOR THE RADIO

$WonDough$>>>>>>>>>>>>>


BossMocha973

WHY DOES HE LOOK SO EFFIN DIRTY?


Blacque

bey gorg and jig got hott so what

their married, why is this a story mto


Aaaaaa

My dyck would be rock hard anywhere near that woman it's bey what the *** y'all expect



mylove

it might be for the lady standing behind bey with the *** white dress on, you never know.


TrevTheTrainer

First off, that's photoshop like a ***, and second she has falling off big time!


MoNYCa

ROTFLMAO!!! So what?! THEY ARE MARRIED!!! Good for them keeping the passion in their marriage. MTO, stop hating on them and try to find somebody to love YOU!


Christine5980

I SEEN THIS ON ANOTHER SITE,JAY & BEY ARE ON VACATION WITH HER NEPHEW & HER NEPHEW'S FATHER,JAY IS SITTING NEXT TO DANIEL SMITH SOLANGE BABY DADDY AN JAY DO HAVE A HARD ON IN THE PICTURE WHEN THEIR STANDING UP IT AIN'T BECAUSE OF BEY IF YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING!!!!


TheRose

Looks photoshopped but this head looks nappy as I don't know what.


sexybackitup

Naw he was lookn 2 hard @ the cameraman!!!


JoeandDiane

that's just the way his baggy pants made him look in front...


ITS_ME_PPL

Its not cute when your toes hang over the front of your shoes, everybody cant wear everything, these shoes are NOT for her, but, then again, neither is that wig, she looks just like the caucasian lady standing behind Jigga!


Evileen530

All the ugly *** *** grab redbones when they get a little $$$...the *** get outside their body!!! HAHAHAHAAA!!! Guys like him are ruining the world!!! Oh and he looks dirty cuz he probably is!!! Did you read the foxy thread??? He just look like the n*gga b*tch type to do triflyn $hit like that!!!


MsTruth011

i think that was off hard...he got a big ego


leonshae89

ILL DATS NASTY FOR A UGLY MAN TO BE HARD.


Shut_yo_azz_up

Beyonce is phyne as hell. I would be hard too. But If I was Jay, I'd take Bey to the penthouse and work on our colabo (That's code for *** her brains out,,, The next time y'all see Bey, Y'all be talkin sh*t about her hair,cuz I'd be makin her sweat hair out.


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*** is tryna *** down all the talk about him swinging with dudes and Tranney's. He's trash, she's trash, and an easy ho.. everybody who wanted her had her.. NEXT!


Hustleman4

She has ugly feet...looks like she been tap dancing in baby powder...


jpocalypse

That's why u don't wear those tight azz jeans.



MrYork

Well she is his wife sooo....OK THEN!

Bey been wack to me so whatever


AlcoholHero

lmfaooooo. Oh.


wigsplittah

Im not gonna bag on him, Jay got Beyonce.


Ur_all_idiots_lmao

lmfaooo um I think it's more likely the chick BEHIND him got him more turned on than that tranny!


LadyDy

That is just a ripple in his pants, that's def not a hard on! Quit reachin!


CinJin

its been 7 hours and 16 days.. since u took ur love away..


TONY84

jay-z needs to do some sit ups push ups arm curls and cardio. His body is lookin flabtastic


memdancediva

Jay Z is so *** ugly!!!!! he makes me want to vomit everytime I see him and this picture is even more disgusting throws up and *faints*


MrControversy

Ok big daddy lol. Bey looking delicious!


coco526

LMFAO EWWW


IriAstarte

Aye Jay no shame my brother, you just really love your wife lol that's all my dude. All hail Queen Beyonce!!


ILOVECUPCAKES

He ready. To get it in


ITASTELIKECANDYXXX

LMFAO


MariJanea

These photos have been tampered with.... and I wish all u stans wuld wake up and realize that these two cannibals have no real marriage... believe that


NIAB510

Lmao..get it jay



SuLLy3uNiCe

We all know he doesnt need Viagra soon LOL


SweetNPetite74

@Safari1 - Your comments had me dying over here!!!! Lol. You are too much! Well, well, well....then Superhead was right all along. She always said that Jay was "very well hung." I'm still not sure about him though. If you have so many "rumors" going around about you getting it in with *** men and trannies, then there must be some truth to the rumors, because they wont go away. If that's the case and he's creeping on the side, how do we know that Beyonce doesn't have her "stash" of people that she creeps with too? After all, this is Hollyweird.


BlackDavidStern3

She just whispered to him she's going to slob him up with a bis eddie long mask on. So now he's excited. Its hi fault anyway. #deathtoskinnyjeans.


impriss00

was'nt MTO jux calling him the DEVIL yesterday Yall are JOKES how bout MTO get OFF his DI(***.. that's who he had a HARD on FOR was yur STAFF b/c ya always down there on his NUTT sack


Mickdoggies

That's that Viagra kicking in lmao lol lol! If you have a erection longer then six hrs call your local doctor lmao lmao. Jayz probably took that pill the other *** and his di.ck is still hard lol lol


Lex24

At nothing to hide JIGGA MAN-DINGO! lol


NYSDIVA

I wonder what Larry Johnson has to say about this?


uallreddikno

so the man cant be *** for his wife than a effin jumpoff..smh *** ***! lmbo


NOT5150

THAT'S HIS BOO... WHY WOULDN'T HE BE CHECKIN HER OUT?


swtj

I don't see a problem..he loves his wife and that's how it should be. It's only natural.


BrownCooki

Looks to me like his zipper is down, therefore causing a buldge in the front(Pic #5). What black man doesn't grab his front when he's walking or standing as he's passing by people. NOT A HARD ON!


prIana

Ok. I went to another website and I see the ***. Perhaps it's not photoshopped. Put your jigga away dude.


mabeline

This lame site needs to change its name to MEDIAPHTOSHOPPING&REACHING.COM Some folks sure are gullible on this site! cthu


LatoyaRacquel

Aw, that's cute in a way.look at him tryna push that thing down.lol.i always wondered how embarrassing that wud b.if I was beyonce I would have walked to the car right in front of him real close to help cover him.but that would require them to show they have bodily contact so I his that's out the?. I how she at least have him sumwhen they got to the crib.po' lil jigga


LatoyaRacquel

So many typos His= hope , have = gave



PocahontasDiva

That viagra is a ***...


mscreative1

Go Jay!.....


Kinge

It is nice to see a husband crazy about his wife(espically a black husband)


ILoveOldSkoolRB

Oh pleez. A dude can get a woody looking at two antelopes mating. It's not like he hasn't seen her in a *** dress before. Hell, I'm sure he knows the details and in's and out's of her cooch.

I doubt Jay is using Viagra. The *** is still a young. D*mn.


rihannabff

She probably told him something naughty before they got up to leave lol. Either way they ***, either way! (katt Williams voice)


NJoisy27

lmfaoo!!!! whoaaaa


blubabiecutie28

Wow he couldn't wait til the cameras weren't away??


ThatGurl_ChinaDoll

lmfao... thats hilarious poking tha *** out her back


ms937babi

GTFOH!!! HAhaaha


tee_cee

being a boy and now a man, that *** still just happens at the craziest times. lol


Sheldon2121

LMFAOOOOOOOO Love it!!!!!!!!! Yeah B!!!


BIGREDBONE

Jay is not that ugly to me. He's not super handsome, but not as ugly as everyone says. I mean sure he looks a little "Camel...ish" but i've seen worse. Although that pic of him salivating is not really proving my point.


listenup123

Beyonce needs to go natural! Jay Z is not ugly! But you all are for saying so


GoodLove

he aint packin thats for sure


fay

there was more going on than him just "looking" at her. this is heeelarious!!!!!!!! how embarassing, and ya see he's trying to hold his hand over it oh my ***!!!!!! gosh damnit i cannot stop laughing at this ***!!!



probably

Constancebenzua

LOL

MTO you sure it was Beyonce he was checking & not Julius?


probably

Cuz he don't pay Beyonce no mind


1qt2see

those are his pants sticking out not his thing. hopefully he thing is not that small now that there is some embrassing stuff.


Evileen530

HAHAHAHAHAAA!!! Puhleeeeze!!!! *** outta here!!! To each is own....HAHAHAHAHA


weakness_MEN

Ugh "He's show is ugly!" (Suge voice) Most policy should know what movie I'm talking about.


CARMELHOTTIE

lol aah hell naw that $hit is hella funny. and the scandelous paparzzi was right there to catch it. b must of put it on that nicca. lol


SnickerSutra

Who knows if they were 'canoodling' *** were on their way to get it in...jay is supposedly 'holding' (according to ppl who know him personally) so it cldnt possibly be fully erect...or maybe it slipped out of his boxers...just a thought


vabeats

anyway..blak folks..ya need to step up ya technology game *** tha afta sell


Gimmethemtoes

*** she has some sexy toes, i wanna suck them


GA_YELLADOLL

love tha hair color&shoes


MsBananaSkin

Even though that is embarrassing, on a good note, at least the sparks are still flying. A lot of times the passing of years have a diminishing effect on marriages.


christie_love

Good!Maybe Bey and Jay will rekindle that passion between them ,I guess vacationing in Paris have that effect on couples!


Safari1

@sweetnpetie74 you are right she could be doing her thing to cause we know Camel is. I bet you Foxxy isn't lying about him liking it in the rear. This couple looks awful, like they have no money what's so ever. That close up *** of Jay *** have been done....he's a hot mess.


dhicks1601

He look old and nasty. Don't care how much money he has, wouldn't hit that for mil


pink02

Thats just the space in his pants. Not a hard you know what.



CANNON7

BEY GOT IT REAL GOOD LATER ON THAT *** HEY LOL GOOD TO SEE HE STILL GETS TURN ON BY WIFEY!

http://recognitionmagazine.blogspot.com/


iloveyouxoxox

aye he's a man and his wife is beyonce. its bound to happen.


NeeshRenee

I mean, I know looKs aren't everything and You should looK for other liKable qualities iN a perSon BuT he iS a very uNAttractive man! I mean ***! At one point iN hiS career, I thought he waS passable BuT Now... Oh Hell No! I doubt he waS excited about much oF anything becauSe You can looK at the two oF them and tell that they Sleep iN two different partS oF their houSe! They never Seem happy with one another and I would rather be alone Then too be uNhappily married to anybody For any reaSon! The Funny thing iS, they uSed to appear happy.. So what happened?


hotfromthepizzle

DOWWWWNNNN BWOY!!!!!!!!! LOL


USABIOTCH8

ewwww all that spit in the corners of his mouth. gross


bkbombshell131

Lmao how cute..beyonce turns jigga on.


OpenBlouse

u know what...Im now convinced that MTO's ain't nothing but a bunch of BOO-DEE *** men. So what if the man want to get hard off his wife's body then let him! Dang


Halle

Jayz sleeps with Beyonce, he can get it at anytime, his dyck ain't hard for her, its hard for all those white women he looking at in Paris.


BeautifulGirl87

Beyonce', thats my girl...Show em how to work it!


Evileen530

That is true though men don't especially "hood" negro DON'T have eyes for just one woman!! It's ok to look though. You don't want to be dealing with anybody that likes what you do!!!


idkeither

She was talkin dirtty to him to start it off


ThatGrl81

I can't stop laughing...my tummy hurts!!


rockstarbarbie

Wow...lol dats a hard *** get it B :-) Follow me on twitter @yolanda_hype


ColorStruck

She Is A Beautiful Light Skin Woman! Who Doesn't Get Woody Looking At One. Jigga Is A Lucky Man I Mean To Find A Black Woman As Beautiful As She Is And For Her To Be So Classy. It's Like Trying To Find Wifey At Freaknic!! I Refuse To Date Black Women. Unless Beyonce Has A Twin I Might Reconsider!! She Is Light And Classy Enough To Be Considered White!! There Is Nothing Like A White Goddess.

Some Times I Wish I Was White!


lbcer

Oh ***. Bey is a bad, bad woman. I don't blame him, but he does need to shave and get a haircut.



Eddie60

B didn't get him excited. Maybe SOLANGE'S BABYS FATHER did. Z was next to him eating in those pics.


Jurnee44128

That is Hilarious! *** at least the girl can keep her man satisfied i do the same with mine!


gothikarose

why the f*ck is this the top story. MTO, ya'll wack for real


nikki_d_tell_em

Lol I find this funny and cute lol.


ko69

Well guess that u can say that he was hard as a rock;lol


NYSDIVA

Beyonce who? Check out Kelly Rowland's new video "MOTIVATION" featuring Lil Wayne on youtube. It's HOT!


bi-polar

SAFARI> This couple looks awful, like they have no money what's so ever.

B>YTCH I SEE YOU STILL STALKING BEYONCE YOU ARE YET ANOTHER TRULY SICK HOE SEEK HELP WITH YOUR ADDICTIONS TO THIS COUPLE YOU LONELY FAT B>YTCH!!!


amorlatina517

What makes you think it was Bey's body he was looking at or what actually made him hard? He doesn't seem to be sweating her as much as y'all do. Just saying.


MissDee1016

First Glance, She Looks Like A White Women....Maybe He Caught A Stiffy Thinking Of All The Money He About To Make Off Her...


pologirl2009

thats one ugly *** eww!!!!


EmpressNimra

Little Jigga likes Beyonce.


Sweetcooch_Brown

With a stick that long, who care's what he looks like?!! Cot ***!!!


pisceschic1

U GO BEY! SHE STILL GOT IT!!


SHREVEPORT

its da rock, lmao!!!


Ladymam

I Can Truly Say I Want A Relationship Like Bey & Jay!! And Not Only Is Beyonce Beautiful But Jay Z is handsom and actually EXTREMLY Smart!!! And that To Me Is Attractive! But Dont Get Me Wrong Im Not A HUGE Beyonce Fan Either...



Ladymam

Oh And That Looked Like Only The Begining Of The Tent In His Pants... So Bey Let Me Say That You Are A VERY Lucky Woman! However, If You Don't Have Kids With Him Soon I Hope He Leaves Because It's Just Not Right!


pisces79

cant be madd at homie! beyonce will do dat to a nicca..


kourtsbish

WOW! Lmao, well at least he can get hard off his own woman*


whateverusay2

@ bi-polar I could not have said it better! LOL Someone f u c *** e d up @ the mental institution & left her door open, hopefully TRICK I mean TRIXIE is still in her padded cell..


Evileen530

HAHAHAHAAA!!!!


eurotrash

Jay Z is one ugly *** and Beyonce is so overrated. I wish these two would fade away, which they will one day.


brotherj

You know, The same *** thing happened to me when I was looking at Bey!!!


Magic1432

DUHHHHH he loves old white ladies!!!!


brotherj

Only with Jay, He had a chance to get some!!


Beautiful_story

MTO you all are stupid!! las week you all tried to say Jay was grown dreads, its just looks like a nappy mess to me


whateverusay2

@ RealJuicy I mean if those 2 heffas don't like Beyonce they sure do EVERYTHING about her. Who does ALL that research on a person or subject that CLAIM they can't stand? Where do they do that @? THE CRAZY HOUSE that's where. Time 4 both of them to get fitted 4 their very own custom made STRAIGHT JACKET! I bet they know her credit score, what she had 4 breakfast, & when she sat on the toilet 2 s h i t it out!!!


whateverusay2

my bad typo STRAIGHT JACKETS, & What TIME she sat on the toilet 2 S H I T it out!!!


renetsp

No viagra there huh? Lol.


bella10000

ugh men cant contral his *** ness just an emberiss ment


NYSDIVA

@BLACK-Sh*T20. Kelly Rowland is flawless & way better looking than BeY. You're so color struck.



NeeNeeBSF

Lmfao.!! Dayum Jay-Z Get It Together . Lol


NYSDIVA

How could someone compare Bey to MJ? Oh I get it, one use to grab his crotch & the other just shows it.


runnin4

is it that big of a deal i would think somethin was goin on if he wasn't hard i mean it beyonce its not like its rebecca black or oprah win.... watever but its beyonceeeeeeee


whateverusay2

@ NYSDIVA Kelly WHO?? How many Flop albums has she put out? RIGHT. There's a difference between having a couple of hit singles, verses having hit albums. She achieved MOST of her Success as a member of DESTINY'S CHILD. BEYONCE achieved her success as A SOLO ARTIST & A MEMBER of DC. HOW MANY GRAMMY'S has KELLY ROWLAND won as a SOLO ARTIST? I'll wait!!!!


Britt_Not_Brittney

HE GOT A LiL TOO EXCiTED FROM LOOKiN AT THATT *** !


valthea1

lmao BeyBey got it follow me on twitter @valthea


HEYPHILLIP

Well she has that effect on us men.I'm 51 and I get excited looking at those brown thighs to


1slim

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Modacolorist

Jay is READY!!! LOL


fatdaddy91

jigga i cant even blame u this sum funny *** tho


whateverusay2

@RealJuicy I know Right! I read your comments, & I'm like "GET'EM!" U may not like her but give her respect 4 her accomplishments.I like Kelly, but come on now, DREAMGIRLS vs. Halloween I can't remember what # it was, but she dies in the movie just like her career as a solo artist, D.O.A. She better hope Nelly has another hook 4 her 2 sing!


40th_Street_Black

I don't think it was Bey dat did that, he see dat anytime he wants. It was one of dem otha chicks dere. Yall see how Bey was lookin down at it, she ready for a quickie now....LOL


CunningANDStunning

Bout time you idiots provided picture(s) that reflected the headline. Lmao this is how you know their marriage is a sham. If he's REALLY hitting that on the regular, he wouldn't get rock like that ESPECIALLY not in public lol. Nah, they don't sleep together..


sweetkiwis

YO 40TH ST BLK, ITZ POSSIBLE IF YA WIFE IS HOT *** WALKIN *** FRONTA U SHAKIN THAT ***, U WUD GETEXCITED! U GO TAKE CARE OVEM BEY! *** PLSE RIHANNA AINT GOT SH!T ON BEY! SWEETKIWIS32 FOLLOW!


thewhitegoddess

Eww black men are so nasty looking to me! I don't even see how black woman date them Smh look at him with his nappy hair and pants hung low just like a common ***. Black woman do me a favor and keep dating outside your race so you can breed these creatures out



sweetkiwis

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RorielBrayson1

@thewhitegoddess... B*tch u need ur a** whooped 4 that. Y u even on mto if u feel like that? B*tch on here claimin she a goddess. U probably ugly and greasy as all hell.


RorielBrayson1

@sweetkiwis. Lmao! Lets hope its a gang of em. Stupid a** becky


thewhitegoddess

Calm down I know, I know the truth hurts you black men are so violent is that why you have the lowest graduation rate and highest rate in jail?


MichelleMichaels

Lmao that was hilarious and sweet at the same time. Lol


Beautyfide_2011

Lol...they got it innnnnnn.....! Cant stand them but thats cute lol


customcalendars4u2

Lol...She needed to get him in the Limo or back to the Hotel quick and take care of that. I know when a man is really young he can get a Woody if the wind blows or for any reason at all practically, but at his age he should have more control over Jigga/his ***.i.g.g.a I don't think it was B that aroused him I think it was all the cameras. Beyonce girl don't let a good hard on go to waste!


RorielBrayson1

@thewhitegoddess. U racist f*ckin c*nt. Ive dated white and black men and trust me boo boo.. Black men do it better. U need 2 get ur mind right h0e


GAYNESS

IS THAT ALL THERE IS??


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whateverusay2

@whiteoddest U have the highest rate of meth heads & siblings, f u c *** i *** g each other! Your Pa is also your baby's father!


atl69girl

Well, well. Jigga is PACKING!


thewhitegoddess

Yes , yes , yes. And of all the flaws you are picking out of my race we still excell above yours. Maybe we should get a list of what black men do? It would be to long but I'll give you a few. Highest drop out rate, Likely to be in jail or have a felony before the age of 21, Children by 16 Smh it's to many to name


whateverusay2

@whiteoddest U DIRTY B I T C H a double wide trailer is NOT a mansion, & walking in the gas station or public restrooms without any shoes isn't considered CLASSY HOE!,& stop referring a swimming pool as a bathtub, or as the residents of your trailer park community call it a cement pond!!!


durtydiana

@thewhitedumbest, you need to use your spell-checker!



thewhitegoddess

You people have filthy mouths. Can you type a sentence without a curse word? And hmm you described everything so vividly are you sure you aren't talking about yourself? I'm in something you may not know about it's called "College" if your a black man you probably wouldn't know what it is considering the fact that you probably didn't even graduate from high school. The black race is the only race I know that self destruct it self. Black men tearing black woman down and vice versa and you wonder we laugh at you? Hahahah


whateverusay2

WhiteODDEST thinks being on MTV'S 16 & Pregnant makes her a movie star!!! Tobacco chewing, square dancing, pig calling champion, moonshine drinking HOE!!! Your mother just finished f u c *** i *** g your brother, now it's your turn!!


bxgirlie

lolllll


whateverusay2

@whiteODDEST Going to your trailer park's community center & reading Highlights & doing crossword puzzle isn't considered college in the real world!! YEEE HAW to that B I T C H!!!!


feelthabreez

He just got his blood pressure pills and his Viagra mixed up....read the labels Jay!


Bubba2025

ITS LITTLE LIL OLE JIGGA LOLZZ


whateverusay2

@whiteODDEST Sitting in the Wal-Mart parking lot eating a can of beans is not considered having a gourmet meal @ a 5 star restaurant you DUMB B I T C H!!!!!


durtydiana

@whitedumbest is ur mom, sister, aunt, and grandmother all the same person. U know it gets borin and lonely in them hills up there!


durtydiana

@whitedumbest I jus caught ur dad/cousin in my backyard tryin to f u c *** my ***! He said you wanted a little sister or brother/neice or nephew! Lol!


rym21104

He gotta BIG EGO!!! :) Go 'head Bey, Get it girl!


thewhitegoddess

The closes you have ever got to a 5 star meal is watching us on tv. No it never gets lonely when you have money. I'm sure you're never lonely to. I mean they *** you guys into a small nieghborhood what do you call it the "hood" ? and I'm sure your children are fatherless children IF you had them by black men. But don't worry there's still time to save your self. Bleach your skin regularly and get a white man. Then you'll almost be like us


realmrscunningham

Fake, photoshopped!!!! C'mon, do better!


BlkHlt20

The whitegoddess is right, our black men do not graduate. The majority or drop outs. She's also right about us bashing each other. Especially me @JAMING and @tdr


whateverusay2

@durtydiana 2 *** FUNNY!! She's probably dumpster diving as we speak!! collecting cans & looking 4 her supper. That dumb B I T C H thinks a deer is a magical unicorn she's probably chasing one with a sling ***!!!!


bluntsNcouture

And ur point? That's his wife. I'm glad he paying her some kind of attention. Half the time he don't even look the slightest bit interested in her



Evileen530

You dont know $hhhyt!!! *** outta here!!! Looking like that African kat off OZ a few threads down!!! Get OFF mine Negro!!!


whateverusay2

That DUMB B I T C H said, & I quote, " The closes you have ever got to a 5 star meal is watching us on tv.I'm sure you're never lonely to. I mean they *** you guys into a small nieghborhood what do you call it the "hood" ? DUMB B I T C H I'll correct your sentence for you, it's spelled closet & it's spelled NEIGHBORHOOD. NEXT TIME USE TOO INSTEAD OF TO!!! What college do you attend? THE BACK SWAMP INSTITUTE FOR *** & REDNECKS?


BlkHlt20

@blackhit20 you need to get your pathetic as.s of this site. You know that youre black. You use the word "swag" and all kind of other slangs. You're one of my *** male friends who loves to argue with black women. My poor black men. I'm *** and loves white meat


BlkHlt20

@blackhit20 I meant to say that "you are a black person". Can you say "blkhit20". Lol. Who do you think you're fooling dude.


thewhitegoddess

Befote you try to correct me correct yourself I know you rarely use books but go so a dictionary and look up "closet" smfh


NYSDIVA

If Bey is so great why she didn't let other members of DC shine? Kelly sings better and looks better. (no bleached skin or blond lace front)


whateverusay2

@whiteODDEST I've had my fun with you,as I relax & watch the playoffs, you & your family can pass around the flashlight & teach each other how to make possum pudding & racoon roast!! ENJOY!! YEEEEE HAAAW & DO-SI-DO to that you HILLBILLY B I T C H!!!!


thewhitegoddess

Don't ever in your life mistake me for a black woman! I didnt plan on being on this site for long but I'll put up a picture tomorrow to satisfy you *** smh instead of arguing with me on your ignorant site you should be helping you race succeed. I don't understand why they let you out of chains you clearly can't think for yourself


Lulu84

hahahahahaha


imsocalidonthate

LoL @ all the people who believe this story


whateverusay2

@NYSDIVA Look @ the pic you have up of Kelly am I supposed to believe that's Kelly's real hair with BLONDE highlights? Don't get brand new, there have been pictures of Kelly attempting to wear lace front wigs as well & looking awful while doing so. You don't remember MTO had a thread about it? WEAVE or A WIG they've BOTH worn them. Like in her video "MOTIVATION" that you keep posting about How soon we forget..


BrotherDL

Hey if he gets hard of looking at Bey it should be no suprise. Hell if that's Me, My d!ck would be out of my pants and ill be smashin that *** in the limo!!!!


TiffMonique

LMAO, that's it? I thought he had a horse ***? I doubt it was from looking at Bey though, she don't even have ***!


iloveyouxoxox

@NYSDIVA beyonce knowles carter


whateverusay2

@iloveyouxoxox TELL HER!!!!



Prettylady4life

*** MTO, MAYBE SHE WAS PLAYING WITH IT UNDER THE TABLE OR MAYBE HE HAD TO URINATE LOL. THE BOTTOM LINE IS, WHY MTO LOOKING AT HIS PRIVATE PARTS?


cyberonlock

Did Beyonce have a face lift, onjections or was the cover of her new single photoshopped?...I just saw it on itunes and have one word "Sheesh!" She doesn't even look the same--she looks like Kim Kong (Kim ***).


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CurlieFlyya

Sumbdy was too excited CTFU

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Whowhatme

Ummm, Jay-Z has on shades. How do y'all know it was Beyonce that got him that way? People do wear shades so they can look around without being noticed..I mean really he wears them at the basketball games indoors.


crimsonsongstress

Why does her hair look stringy and nasty? She has on a nice dress, shoes and everything and her hair is awful!! Beyonce is turning into a complete white girl.


COZIE

MTO, THIS IS JUST PURE UGLINESS!!!! JAY-Z HAS *** UP SAUCE IN THE CORNERS OF HIS MOUTH. WTF IS THAT? THEN, YOU TORTURED US YESTERDAY WITH BEY'S NEW SINGLE AND NOW THIS ISH? AT LEAST SPACE THIS BS OUT. ALIENS ON MONDAY'S AND FAKE *** SINGER'S ON THURSDAY'S, OKAY!-COZIE


BlkHlt20

@***/honeybunchesofoats/blackhit20/proudblackwoman. Put s sock in it. Can someone say blkhit20. Lmfao


BlkHlt20

@***/honeybunchesofoats/blackhit20/proudblackwoman. Put a sock in it. Can someone say blkhit20. Lmfao


Revolution

LMAO

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LolaHavoc

LMFAO!!!!!!! It be like that Jay! I mean you did "wife" up the BADDDEST CHick In THe GAME! Hands down


tammyp

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STUPIDGIRLLOL

Pleez Beynotce' do us a favor and ride your camel and go away!


mAsKsLiPpPpInG

pattycakesz:

Wow that was heeheeeeelarious!!!! hahahahaha ================================================= fay:

there was more going on than him just "looking" at her. this is heeelarious!!!!! how embarassing, and ya see he's trying to hold his hand over it oh my ***!!!!! gosh damnit i cannot stop laughing at this ***!!!

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Str8OuttaBrookLyn

lmaoo



NickEslicks

Yo yo that's funny ***. Follow me on the Tweet you Twits. http://twitter.com/#!/NickEslicks


bnrfolyfe

Waka Flocka Presents a Rock star????? blocknrollmusicgroup rockaveli


EXPOSED

I SEE BEY HAS THAT TISSUE ALL READY... LMAO.


Treasure8430

Lol I wouldve took him in the back bathrooms and boinked him real quick she got a she got a *** just so.....u get it up 2 put it down


JiHADMAHDi

he mus have took dat blue pIll a lIl 2 early...lls


tigolebitties

WTF is going on with B...Girl, u need to step your game back up! U have fallin off since, u got with this Squidward looking thing. Why the hell does she look like a replica of Lindsay Lohan! SMDH..


Woowoo_Philly

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HER PROJECT IS LIKE AN INDUSTRY SECRET OR SUMTHIN.

SEAN IS ALWAYS HOPPIN ON FRESH MEAT


Woowoo_Philly

SEAN CARTER WAS SPOTTED WITH A NEW RNB ARTIST FROM PHILLY NAMED ROBYN ROSE.SHE IS WORKING ON HER 1ST ALBUM. OMG SHE IS REALLY HOTT TOO.

HER PROJECT IS LIKE AN INDUSTRY SECRET OR SUMTHIN.


ITASTELIKECANDYXXX

THATS IT.....


TaraJanae

lmao follow me on twitter @Tara_Janae


RichDreamz

That dress is sexy as hell but that's Viagra cause his face is saying "Yawnz.."


GoneBad

Jay-Z got some this morning that's why he's so crisp and sharp today. Hey He's a man he could do what ever while his girl is around. Go Jay-Z get it Man !!!!


kessia33

It's called Priapism (Persistent Penile Erection)....


Kelleigh313

LOL! Too cute! Just hope he wasn't turned on by the chick in the little white dress standing behind B!


CWpiggy

HILARIOUS.... And why does he look like his mouth is frothing. Yuck!!



BlackBeauty2011

Wow..a man gets a hard on for his wife......NEWSFLASH!!

That biytch got some bad legs!!!

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nyczmalik

I can't front, she woulda made me hard too. He was prolly thinking how good the *** be and couldnt wait 2 get back home


Atown617

I wouldn't mind sharing my camel toe with Jigga, LOL!


MarshmallowwwZ

That's soooo romantic~

Thats true love


yolyf2yo

They are both so irrelevant now... thats what happens when you turn on god ! lmfao btw what kinds *** is that she is so small get some help jiggy lol jiggy were lol .. B please leave jay z nd seek for god again look at your life and self lately are u sure this what you wanted ?


l-ray

@Constancebenuza...What Jigga looks have to do with anything? You don't think handsome brothers get rock around attractive women just as quick...Speaking from experience you are mistaken..Maybe i'm biased but I think I'm more than okay looking and it don't take me much to get wood when around females and they don't even have to be Beyonce bad..The myth is true most men have one track minds..erections...When we are around women we are thinking about *** which leads to erections..That aint just an ugly dude thing.


semaj23philly

lmao.....his pants could've been jus bunch up bt if he did have a hard on.Can u really BLAME him......i mean look @ her!!!!!!!


cllamont

Man - Jay Z looks like a gorilla. You know she is with him for the power and money.


MsShaebadd

LMFAO


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ll5ap1

haha maybe she was feeling on him under the table. That's my kind of marriage...