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Looks like a little guy

*** this illumanti puppet all that money aint gonna mean sh!t in hell

That's not an erection, Rocawear pants just stiff as fuuuck!

AWWW HIS LITTLE WEE WEE IS HARD CAUSE HIS WIFEY WON'T LET HIM INSIDE TO BUST IT ... MEAN MEAN BEYONCE!

Start wearing briefs brotha, It works for me!

them monkiez alwayz be playin wit themselves

hell if b wuz ma girl(and if i has a ***?) id be on swloe like this dude to....... lol

srry ment to say had not has

This pic Hellas old Tks reported it

thats jussss the pants

That is NOT AN ERECTION. DUMB ***

She is

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lmao hell nah. And he had the nerve to be holding it lmao

Whatever it is, look at the shaded side-eye Bey is giving it! ROFL! Looks like she's saying "WTH is that?"

I fall asleep at least once while on mto

oh no

it's crazy~~

LoL just the thought of beyonce'll cause a little stir wit me too can't blame the jigga!!!

Sandra Ross gave a very good medical explanation for his problem. It was very informative.

HE'S STARTING TO LOOK LIKE A *** PERVERT HOLDING HIS *** DOWN EVERYWHERE HE GOES, HOW EMBARRASSING. HE NEEDS TO GIVE UP THE VIAGRA. *** SUPPOSE TO BE A NATURAL THING.

It looks likes it's just the pants

Didn't u guys already post this story awhile back? Running out of stories MTO?

@Cocoa49: I also love reading Sandra's Medical Minute on her site. She knows her info very well and she used to be an RN too.

Maybe he just got a bj

lmao what the hell man?

Its the *** pants, leave this man alone and get some real news please.. I'd appreciate it!

Stretching mto that looks like its his pants you guys are perves smh!

MAYBE HE JUST GOT A BIG JANK DUH... ND LOOK WHO HIS WIFE IS!!!

Mto you'll say anything for a story even if da story is already dumb. It looks like dat cuz of his *** c'mon now

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trust...that is not an erection. Word on the streets is that Jayz is packin a big piece of sausage....and if he had an erection it would be much bigger....

Jay z is not even 43 years old.Its crazy how this website just post up lies.Jayz date of birth is 12-4-1969 which would make him 41.Jay is 41

I heard he had a big dikk....

LMAO BEY LOOKIN AT IT LIKE DAYYYYYYUM!

Mto stay on Jay

At least he tried to hold it down lmao

Ummmm ok no problem with that.. :-)...lol

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Thats why Mrs Carter is always smiling ..."I love me some Jay" I guess you do....

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Cute Answer & My Sentiments Exactly!!!

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MTO used this same story before

Yall gonna catch something with all these crouch ***.

Probably the material of his boxers or underwears rubbin on his *** that's makin him hard

How many erections now have you tried to tag JayZ with now MTO? smdh lamebrains!

*** Jigga! He working with something lol

THis is why u never shake a mans hand ladies... We call them d*ck feelers... U know how men are when there is no bathroom around they just go whereever its convenient and then they wanna shake your hand... I learned this from my man he tells me all the time "have u ever seen me or my boys shake hands? We always *** dap each other" it cracks me up but its true... Crotch grabbers lol but i love men :)

That's because Bey ain't lettin him hit that. I refuse to believe that they have ***.. Lol

Didn't y'all post this a month ago? Mto wtf?

Look at beyonce.she's like"what the hell) low-key smiling. How embarrassing. I used to have that problem when I was in high school.

Hey, He got Bey!! And Bey would give any man an erection!!!!!

He's always standing next to Beyonce, you'd have a hard on too!

He thinking of rihanna

Yeah he's on them blue pills. Bey ain't near him.

***......its a lot of men in here to check out Jay's man parts!! Uuummm can we say.....FLAMING???? Happy Father's Day!!

Lol i have had the same problem when thinking about my wife when we were first together in middle school, but of course that was middle school. At 26, i no longer have that issue.

what the hell is going on with this man and his ***? gosh ***. it must just pop up when he moves

that's jus those dumb azz pants he got on

Hmmm maybe it's just the pants...aren't those the same exact pants he had on in the first pic?

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MTO ya'll stoopid. You showed this pics about a month ago...with the SAME *** story.

Lol@colorstruck, men are nasty, they have tetesterone which make them high in nature and can get a erection off anything ( during slavery white men impregnated slaves they were darker than ever) thanks to testosterone. You have to be ***. Real men don t think like that. Unless you re a woman. you either a woman or ***. Ha ha

Not a good look when wifey not in town...

Eww, nasty! That could be a beautiful thing if he was cute, but since he's not....ewww! I think he got a problem cause that's not normal....he probably is on viagra...

He has a lion in his pocket and it's ready to roar lmao

And i don't care how big a *** is..if it's attached to a *** ugly mug, then i pass...

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HE NEEDS BEYONCE AROUND

He dun got caught in dis predicament several times *** the last few months. He a b aiight tho.

Yummy!!!!!!!!!

ya running dry today arent u mto?

No MTO! If that was his only his second "hard on" in six months that would be a problem!!

@clarkthink I read some of your comments on here and you're not comical. To me you sound like a *** man trying to be a comedian. Give it up,you're not funny so I'm going to need to stop. If you ask me,you sound like you're *** to me. If you're ***,you're ***,don't try to hide it. You remind me of one of those flamboyant *** guys. Ughhhh,not cute..... You must be from Atlanta!!!!! : ))

Jay-Z is The MAN He can touch whatever part of his body he wants. I just need one cool Million and I am good Jay-Z Look like he been working out too, ***

HE WAS READJUSTING IT BECAUSE MTO WAS SUCKING IT TO HARD

When that dude on hard, he b lookin' at something nice. Hell! Bey aint there soooo he probably b spyin' at 1 of them reported

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dude is packing ay

HE IS OVERRATED!!!! BUT I SERIOUSLY HOPE THIS IS NOT AN ERECTION... GOTS TO DO BETTER

It has nothing to do w/ viagra...hova is just 'holding'...its a known fact...(besides supahead saying so)...bk stand up!

Everbodu knows Hova got that mean ole arm, how the he'll u think he holds queen B dwn, post more of these I likey!

wow Beyonce better catch it while its hot

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r yall sure it aint his pants?? and wateva ish happens!

Nah dudes with big peens have boners all the time for no reason...circulation and blood issues. Happens to my hubby...Luck me? I know right! :)

its all because his wife is probably f**king herself!

instead of the back of his head laying an EGG, his *** look like its trying to lay an EGG now, lol