: Dude is looking like the INCREDIBLE HULK!!!
dat nooka will still get passed by...he is still far from cute *** very much look like a crack head...*** he DEFINATELY didn't need to take that pic with him standing on the corner like that lmao...looking like he pushin that oooo weee...well what's left of it after he finish smokedeth his portion...lmao@ $450,000 crack party
I can hear Dave Chapelles Joke about this picture already, "I was in Italy - my last stop Back packin through Europe by myself. Headin to Equitorial Guinea to see some cousins the next day so I was a lil anxious. Didnt want to have the whole ALi bumbaye RUmble in the Jungle ordeal or Barack Obama returnin to his Grandmothers Home in *** type welcome - I dont need all that love. ANyway,I was headin to the train station from my Hostel, had a protein shake and olives for breakfast. Was on my way to take in some sights,feed some stray cats and help shingle a clay roof at a home of a man named federico - introduce him to grape drink when we got thirsty. Train was late So i got in a couple of pull ups on a lamp post while waiting, decided I'd walk over to this Gelato stand for some of the creamy stuff - Didnt know there was a trail of kids stalkin me. I turn around and they jack me for my gelato -i had to make it rain with Euros to get them off me. Needless to say i was a lil upset and was lookin a bit more jacked than normal thanks to the pull ups. Out of nowhere this photographer (they call them phographers in Italy Not Paperazzi) pops up from behind a bicycle and starts snappin.I was furious people- I wanted to get my Gladiator on and take him to the collesium and watch Tigers rip him to shreds while my chariot rolled over his body - thumbs down for that MF... He wouldnt leave. he started talkin to me like i was at a photo *** i felt like Tyra Banks and it didnt feel good. All i understood was 'Americana' and 'Dave ChappellEH`'. When he was done he offered me a square - I gave him some grape drink so the drama was squashed. I dont like conflict. The next day - I was *** the Italian version of the Today show and up popped a picture of the scariest looking black dude uve ever seen - he was at the same station i was at. I was like who is that? Im glad Im leavin today if that ni$$as runnin around free. 5 seconds later a photo of me from 2006 popped up next to the white womans worse *** photo and I just shook my head thinking to myself 'Even in Italy they think all black people look alike - i gotta get outta here'. As i got closer to the Tv, thinking for some reason that would help me understand what they were saying I caught my faint reflection. It startled me but i couldnt really see that well. I Guess i should have mentioned earlier, that in my "absence" fromTV I have not once Looked in a mirror.almost 5 yrs people. Imagine my surprise when the glass man came in that morning to put new windows in the Hostel. Needless to say I owe him a bit of money, my hands all cut up and im trying to smile more now
GOAT of comedy. turn down 55 million to save his soul. alot of u females talkin bout his face and ashy lips, he looks like a crakhead,bla bla. wtf at least dave didnt have to put on a mask or a make up everyday to make himself look like a *** clown. he is *** man and has more money than u will ever get. plus i bet u will give him head if he came to u ***. i dare u female females hoes to stop puttin make up on and them fake as hair for a day and see what happens.