Alicia an get it...Dem Tats Crazy AF yo

If you're not hittin' the chick you're nothing more than an "assistant" or a "helper". You gain no points for just wiping sweat off a chick.

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She has the legs of a 55 yr old ewwwww

like the dress...

Lol.. Wtf? Thts Spoe TO Be Swizz Beats Job Aint It??

You mean if you're a straight married dude

You just might get lucky with Alicia

The homewrecking ho looks like Kerry Washington in that 2nd pick...

Just not as classy

Why did Alicia stop using her Pro Active?

i'll d i c *** her down, how bout that mto?

Alicia looks nice.

Look at them hips! Nice..

Alicia looks amazing she lost all of that baby wieght.

he ain even wipin her down someone else is if yall look it ain his arm you see its someone elses

thats the ***

She look old in those pictures.

*** i want the job that has anything to do with holding her hips-

She's not that pretty TBQH.

yea she looking like sumbody granny..so wat!!! swiss must be stressing her out...cuz she is aging quickly

Ummm MTO that job would be the bomb for a straight dude but I don't think she would hire a straight dude for that....plus that guy look like he dippin in more than dots if you catch my drift.

ill wipe her down wit my tongue 0_0 for free

I wonder if he has to perform the same task in the bedroom with her and swizz beatz..lol

She has the cutest hips I've ever seen! She looks like she's always one helping away from being fat.

OMG her legs!!!!she should do some pilates

You ain't lying. I'd take it

Lol she look pretty

The tatted dude is handing her a towel, not wiping. The dude(?) actually doing the wiping is either a woman or about a straight as a corkscrew...

Sad... nowadays no black men even get married before having kids and thats why Black people will always be at the bottom, cause they are stupid.

Just because he's wiping her down doesn't mean he's straight......

thats. Wack, she can't wipe herself?

Iam sorry but wiping someone's sweat....idk but if the price is right I guess! Anybody wanna wipe my sweat off me.............Anybody....Ok I guess not lol! Follow me on twitter!

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I'm good...

No, pounding out would be the best job in the Universe. No disrepect Mrs Keys-Beats. Lol...

This cankly *** ...

Does he also adjust her spanks to keep her baby fat on lock!!

and I thought her face cleared up, its starting to look pimply again, shes to pretty to be having those pimples all over

@Sleita stfu u ignorant ***. U r so off *** topic. U r a disgrace. Bashing black men (I am a black woman) ur kids are/will come out having a disability and you will probably hate them because of it. Gtfoh u ignorant ***.

PEOPLE GET PAID FOR THIS SH!T!!!!???? Love your first comment Melysa!

Now while he at it, he needs to wipe down her soul

*** Alicia got body....

Men with tatted heads. Negative.

Hmmmmmm yea....On to the next

Wow no one is perfect! Everyone commenting has flaws also. Whatever helps you sleep @ ***... #insecurityisnotcute

*** alicia keys looks soooo sexy in those pictures… That would be a great job for a straight man; but i bet most of the download dykes of Mto would auction off their mothers in order to be in that gig lol….

......... AND WHOSE JOB IS IT TO TELL HER SHE NEEDED TO PUT ON ANOTHER DRESS!

I bow down to you Alica!!!

stupid, stupid, stupid waste of a story - wait, this ISN'T a story - NEXT

So whatever next!

Yuck! A skin head honky couldn't be on my payroll or even touch this body. She lookin' kinda old hea. She off her proactiv too. She looked a HOT mess on BET awards, hair was messy and scattered.

Nowadays you don't know which dude is straight.......guys be acting like straight ***....especially black dudes.

dayum alicia looking good as *** here! (chi-hop)!

aint that beautiful....white dude hired to wipe the sweat off a black woman lol. we bout to make a come back

Please post something worth reading.

She still bad tho...follow @ATL_Swag19 ill follow back

Maybe If i could towel off those hips *** azz. ALLDAY

*** wut I wouldn't pay 2 b his hands 4 dat moment oh yea and om cop *** dat album wen it drops

diva beotch! She probably hired people to wipe her kid's *** too. ....NEXT!!!!

He's straight because he has tattoos? Not saying he not but Im Jus Sayin

SHE'S A DIVA ALRIGHT

This iz not news

Look at her in the bottom part of that dress! wow.

Mto are you ***? a WOMEN is wiping her off,The dude is handing her a towel.

Dumb azzes i wouldn't think swizz beats would appove of that.

So how is this news

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TWO thumbs up for the job position! 2 down for her legs... wtf???

I want that job

Look at those hips on Alicia!!!! Hmm,hmm,hmm

LOL at all these hatin *** wenches on here!!! No amount of hates going to make you skalley-wags look any better-lol!

This dude's job is to wipe down Alicia Keys, who is married by the way and Swizz is cool with it! Hummmmmm! Not to mention he gets paid to do it! Hummmmmmm! Yep I want that job! Call me perv. But I'll be a paid and envied perv. Lol!

Love her dress..... follow me Superwoman24K

Ok Ms. Keys our crush is over. I'm moving on. Persia White is my new grl friend.

LOOK AT THEM THIGHS!!!!!! OMG!!!!!

Irony....getting wiped down by a skinhead...lol

She used to be so pretty but she is not aging well, what is she now 30? And she looks between 35-40 easily! She looks really bad. I guess homewrecking ages you.

All you *** are *** in the head ignorant ***. And you're probay all *** too. Thar dude is her hairstylist. He's holding the towell for the chick makeup artist. And he's straight. Owns a salon in Sydney and girls black , white , brown and yellow cant get enough of him -and he takes full advantage He's Aussie. Not a *** racist NYC *** like most dudes on this site. Grow up everyone and learn to spell while youre at it. (for the super dumb, Aussie is Australian. )

where do I send my resume.