NUH UHHHHHHHH!!! Look At What This MOTHER Named HER SON . . . You Know That Boy’s CATCHING HELL In School!!!

: How many times do you think teachers ask him . . . no really, what is your name . .

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blacksun
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She names him 'Da realist' SMH. Man, we gotta do better about our kids!


MrHyman
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Nig'as really need to stop it with these names.


Hiphop_Hottie
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Some people take it too far, atleast give your son a respectable name.


MrHyman
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Nig'as make me sick.


FREE2SELF
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Sometimes I hate being black.


REAL_REAL_TALK
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GOOD LUCK TRYING TO GET A JOB???? REAL REAL TALK


CLClyde
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Damn... I thought jeezy was smh lol but follow @CLClyde


BarockObama
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Black people.


tiffanyr1

CXCRAZINESXS
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@mto famous...that was a good one


GregAnthony
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G-H-E-T-T-O!!! but maybe its pronounced differently than its spelled???? idk follow me on twitter @greganthony1


Blamegirlsays
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Please, that can't be the worse. I worked at a black school and it was crazy. Black people you don't help kids by naming them crazy names.


delacruz007
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DISGUSTING..why must people countinue this COONERY ?


superbtatt
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he[[s naw. ghetto



Shaeluv86
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She must be a helluva plies fan


LipsHipsNhips
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He needs to slap his parents and change that when he's older...


deemonstrative1
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lmao... i got a good laugh off of that one!!! wowzers


mizzsinkler
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ummmm WOW what happen to the good ole days when kids names were normal such as James Troy Peter etc


MsReckless
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I hope this is fake. If not not that sh1t is ignorant and tacky


KandyKoated_
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These Ghetto Asz Namesz Need To GO .


vixenise
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What a bitch of a mother for doing that to her child. Sadly, many kids with "extra" names tend to live up to them.


erin912
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Wow poor lil boy... his parents need to get slapped... That name is worse than T.I. giving the middle name 'Yamajesty' to his son. And I know a chick who had two girls.. one born in Savannah and one in Atlanta and their names are Savannah and Atlanta... smdh


atl69girl
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I don't get the joke.


MzVotny
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Hey isn't there someone on MTO w that screen name? Lady that is a screen name not a given name! I am so sick of these dumb ghetto names. That poor child when he turns 16 he can get his name changed and needs to do so or he will find himself without a job. Mothers when you name ur kids, remember that they will have to be employable one day and these stupid ass names will make that harder than it has to be, damn the boy already got one strike against him! Leave the stupid ass names as nicknames. Not to mention the first thing that came to my mind was derelict! And to send that boy on tv with that stupid name! I swear fo God she need her butt beat! Hopefully she is a MTO reader. If you are lady listen, you can change your child's name. It's only like $100! Name him David! That's my son's name and it's a nice employable name :)


jl01rmd
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that poor kids never gonna get a job!! lol


christie_love
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I feel sorry for that kid,his parents naming him that ridiculous name will make job searching and racial profiling difficult for him when he becomes an adult.


MzVotny
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Yes, David Clark, now doesn't that sound better? If I were hiring for a job I would not throw a David Clark resume in the trash before reading it! Hey I'm just keeping it real bc when a Darealyst Clark comes across the desk guess what they are going to do with the resume 80% of the time? Harder than it has to be. Life is already hard a mom is not supposed to make it worse on her child!


sexishavonne
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im not sure i believe this first of all the news tag says "your news now" with no station logo or number on it and also isnt that the boy who was on the news cuz some random guy mis-texted a number and sent him some naked pics if it is he lives with his granny not his mom and thats not his name cant remember what it is but i know that shid yall got up ain it


coco526
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Too much. Ghetto momma don't want her son to get a job



SJSOSEXY
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Lmao his mom should be kicked in her soul with a steel toe boot that's the ghettoist shyt I've ever read


SJSOSEXY
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And why he got that drunk ass football jersey on smh


EminemisKING
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mah name's Darealist and I wanna job.. Man get the Fuck outta here


doiinmee21
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SMDH THATS A FUCKN SHAME SHE NEED TO BE SMACKED AND CHANGE THAT LIL BOY NAME


MeshaLevi
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Wtf would she do that to her son


Sunkiss
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This is extreme coonery right here. His parents must be ghetto as h*ll.


dtownrep
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You dumb biitches could've at least blocked out the boys last name it ain't his fault he got a stupid azz name ..


Nails
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Ghetto and dumb.


archerdadyke
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Sorry y'all disagree but that is cute but I named my son Takato so I go for the unnormal


DeeLaLa
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Wow, i guess she doesnt want her son to get a job when he is big enough. She need to go change that kids name


leonshae89
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Dat shits str8 up ghetto and tacky lmao. Poor little innocent man.


da1boogie
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GOTTA DO BETTA PPL...GOTTA DO BETTA....THIS IS Y I HATE BLK BITCHES....WIT YA BI-POLAR AZZES...BLK BITCHES GOT ISSUES


IAMFine
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Hey, we got rappers goin around with stupid names, and when people call them, they answer so why can't this kid have a stupid name? I guess the momma wanted to be original.


Moment4life
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lol i don't get what's ghetto bout it.. da realest diahrea? les? lmao ntg wrong wit it just a lil goofy dats all follow me @cycymoment4life i'll follow bak!


Grapedrankisha
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The good part is that white ppl have taken 2 naming their kids equally as dumb names...so how can Darealyst be discriminated against by a guy named Pilot Inspektor?



Tastysis
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Wow! He his mother just solitifide his future! We r looking @ prisoner # 123456789


Kelleigh313
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Hmmph! He won't find a mug at Disney World with that name on it. Sounds like a screen name. His mother will likely log on later tonight arguing people down about her son's name.


GA_YELLADOLL
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Poor lil man..hopefully his middle name is decent


CutiePie02
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Lol, maybe it's pronounced a diff way (at least I'm hoping for his sake) cause he's going to miss out on plenty of jobs.


BlkMac11
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OMG!!!! I know his Mom....... Datriflingest B Clark!!!!


MrsWeezyFBaby
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Not in a million years I. Would thought of that lol my question is why is he a the news?


tjtrae1
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Let just hope when he grows up and have children he'll have all girls so he can be da last one with that name-


Decemberbaby81
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This is ghetto hoodrat black women should NEVER have babies. What's his dad's name, Datruth?


PimpinDomDotCom
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How UNSURPRISING but this story was jacked off of y-ouknowyoudeadazzwrong.com......STOP USING OTHER PEOPLES STORIES AND GET YA OWN NEWS!!!


meezyb
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So whats the daughter's name? Imabadbytch?


MISSQ1
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NICCAS MAKE YOU SICK TELL EM FACE TO FACE AND NOT BY COMPUTER...


jlew911
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Sometimes, I hate my own people for this! Quit with the bulls**t!!!


jlew911
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For the love of God, hopefully it's pronounced, DARE-A-LYST and DA-REALYST! Ain't much better but still....


creshmoney
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CDFU .. Follow Me On Twitter @CreshaLove #TeamFollowBack #TeamFollowBack #TeamFollowBack


IMBUSTAFREE
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she needs a kick to the throat # seriously



ICU22
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That's still better than naming a lil girl I'llkillya SMDH, just stupid.


customcalendars4u2
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Yeah that's pretty bad and shows his mothers state of immature mind set when she named him, but I have definitely heard worse and luckily when he grows up if he hates his name enough then with a fee he can go right ahead and change it.


msamazing
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awwww damn wth!!!!!!!!!!


spoiled78
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I HOPE AND PRAY SHE PRONOUNCE IT DAIR-RI-EL-IST WHICH IS STIL UGLY BUT BETTER THAN DaREAList!!!!


yummo
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I cannot continue to defend my people if we continue to do ish like this...sad thing is he may be a genius but may never get the opportuunity either bc he will b disciminated against or to ashamed to stand out in the crowd....but mama sure is bold n proud I bet.


yummo
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Reminds me of my classmate SHITeria.


Ms_Lieutenant
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Sometimes I hate being black. ----- YOU'RE NOT YOU HALF BREED WATERED DOWN DILUTED BITCH.


Stormzoey
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We use good solid standard American names in my family. My parents wanted me to have a chaance in life, instead of my resume being tossed in the dumb niggga names pile.


Stormzoey
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I agree that rich white clebrities are naming their children dumb names as well. However the difference is that their children are rich and white. They don't need a good job to survive.


Mack1222
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all yall on hea talkin boutblack people this and that....what about all the stupid white people naming their kids after fruits and moons and stars'n shit.......man please all yall stfu


loosecannonSag90
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I would never allow my child to have a name that could have possibly come from being intoxicated while giving birth lol


ImYoMama
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@stormzoey... Rich celebrities ALSO crossdress their kids like it's okay when it's NOT!!! Hence: shiloh (not the babies fault her mom let's her make grown up decisions when she's clearly incapable of making the right one) SMDH SOME people/celebs can be so dang on dumb...


ImYoMama
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Maaannn, come to think of it, I don't want to hear no more down talking to my sisters when you have these whitegirl celebs french kissing their blood brother and swapping spit with their dads!


ILOVECUPCAKES
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POOR BABY I FELL BAD FOR HIM


bigbootayjudy
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Omg thats our news and I know who his momma is!



Nastyman
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His Momma probably had him when she was 12 and thought that sh*t was cute.


Iwontbebad
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YEAH FUNNY BUT I BELIEVE IT


CCBknoswatshedoin21
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wtf! who names there son that that lady atta be mad at her self (pissed):|


Mahoghany
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This girl I used to work with name was Two-Million


ChicaGorilla312
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Swag Swag Swag


6tynine
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That is too funny... Darealist- I want some of what she was smoking.


CEDSTRO
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His daddy name Dadumbyst for dating his mamma Dafoolyst!!!!


SwtChocolatykiZZez
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If you EVEN think you might have a GHETTO BABY name to contribute, please feel free to send it to me. Now this list was compiled by me and my family, here we go..... 1. Alize' 2. Lexus (especially if you don't own a car) 3. Mercedes (same as #2) 4. BonQuisha 5. La Shawnte' (any name starting with La) 6. La Quitta 7. Hennessey (just WRONG) 8. KelShanique 9. MayOnnaise (Yes, the condiment).... 10. Traonna 11. Had to remove (he still my baby) 12. Zashanetta 13. LaVetrius 14. Dayshown 15. Daquon 16. Rontoyon 17. TiAndre 18. TryNelle 19. Fantasia (Yeah she can SANG, but.....) 20. Santita 21. Takiera 22. Shakir'ray 23. Chyna (Don't name yo baby after a foreign land....) 24. Africa ( refer to #23) 25. Asya (refer to #23) 26. Tavis 27. Destiny 28. Essence 29. Chunichi 30. Akon 31. India (refer to #23) 32. Cherevah 33. Azzure' 34. Espn (yes the sports network) 35. Delvon 36. Sharelle 37. ShawnRee 38. T'Shanae 39. Keyshawn 40. Chelisa 41. London (refer to #23) 42. Traneaya 43. Divine 44. CharDonay & Chablis (Never ever name your kids after wine) 45. Chateau 46. Vinnisha 47. DeVante 48. Dartell 49. Prudencia 50. LaTasheanne And last but not least...... 51. PRECIOUS 52. Shalamar (As in the Singing Group) 53. Shaniqua 54. Moet 55. Star (I still don't like her CHUNKY ASS!!!) 56. Darealyst(I'm adding you to the Hall of FAme) BTW, he's a HANDSOME lil darling(I saw his pic elsewhere). Let's just HOPE that he does WELL in spite of his name(stranger things have happened).


stesha_doll
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It's like she said to herself "hmmmmm how can I insure that my son never has a job or be taken seriously in general?"


True_Beauty_Bklyn87
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I saw that list on FB.. that was you posting that? @Swtchoc LOL.. @topic... eh...*walks away whistling*


ima1qeek1damn1skippy
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Also stolen from youknowyoudeadazzwrong dot com & yes had me a good laugh about that one last night smh niqqas aint shid i swear lmao


ImYoMama
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71. Shashafonda 72. Lashalette (YES THEY ARE REAL NAMES...SMH)


SwtChocolatykiZZez
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@True_Beauty_Bklyn87---lol!!! I copied it from a site---I posted in the past when MTO posted a GHETTO name before. Poor little guy---DAREALYST! Well he'll be SAFE from being BULLIED or CLOWNED with ALL the laws about BULLYING!


SwtChocolatykiZZez
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@MzJSUFan---LOL @ #64 @ ImYoMama---LMBO @ both of those names... 73.Shabalatabushalataquiba - Girl's name sent in by a teacher from Brooklyn


Iwontbebad
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@SWEETCHOCALTYKIZZES COME ON...ESPN?



SwtChocolatykiZZez
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@Iwontbebad--I said the same thing when I read that(this list is old '04). When I typed in Ghetto names in the brower---some of the names were RIDICULOUSLY STUPID!!!


sotannish
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I LUVVVV IT!!!! If a muthafucka can name they self Ocho Cinco the he can be darealist....love it


RorielBrayson1
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Lol that's so wrong n so many ways


JustAStoner
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LOL THATS WASSUP!


imBossy
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That's CrAY-Z; & @ MTO_FAMOUS LMAO


DetroitKitten
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OMF'NGOSH!!!! Laughing or crying-which one will I do first.


fay
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this is ghetto and stupid, but niccas have named their children WORSE ghetto names than this so don't try and front


FLYYDIVA
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I CAN BELIEVE THIS.I KNOW A CHICK WHO NAMED HER SON DAREALIST TOO.SMH @ THESE SIMPLE B!TCHES


CandyRain20
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lmao @ mto famous


DetroitKitten
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after looking @all those (ahem) names, unfortunately I've heard the names Quashelle, Tykia, Quaniqua, Carress, Zykia *_* (Shanana voice) o muh gudniss. Time for a real drink! LOL and COL (crying out loud)


MsNicki
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MICHAEL, JEFFREY, ALAN, CORY, BENJAMIN, BRANDON....THE LIST COULD GO ON AND ON. I WISH THESE NAMES WOULD MAKE A COMEBACK!!! THATS ALL I GOTTA SAY :-)


Kelleigh313
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Don't forget about Le-a, pronounced LeDashA. Her Louisana mom was complaining about everyone saying her name wrong. She told the news, "The dash don't be silent." Someone even created a facebook page for the name.


UmaFairuza
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@ SwtChocolatykiZZez and @ MzJSUFan; #38 and #39 are not made up ghetto names, they are ghetto spelling of 'Kishon'. I remember being shown it in a passage in the old testament years ago. It's a River in the Holy Land, and can mean winding (adjective) or to bait/lure (verb). Abarim Publications lists the following real-life name derivatives of it: Kish, Kishi, Kushaiah, and Jokshan. I wonder who the first black/ghetto Keyshawn was, though?


UmaFairuza
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@kelleigh313, that's a fake story a certain class of white people like to spread. The 'real' Ledasha came *after* the urban legend. But it's as fake as women naming their sons Orangello, Lemongello and Nosmo King. Snopes did a whole entry on it, how old the 'joke' is, and what the story tellers are actually saying when they tell such stories.


UmaFairuza
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@sexishavonne, I remember that news story; and you pick up good points about the discrepancies in the photo being used. I don't remember the boy's name being relayed as 'Darealyst' when the story came out, because the sites I've been to would have had a field day and I don't remember that happening. I'm a look it up now.... (I really wish MTO would give attributions to where they get their photos, instead of pretending they own copyrights.)



WhereIsHipHopGoin
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Yo I think people should have to take parenting classes b4 they can have babies. LOL. It is not cool to name ur child like that. I got a normal name and people don't believe me cause I'm black they think my name is gonna be Shabonqua. Black people stop doin that 2 ur kids. MY ADVICE TO HIM IS CHANGE UR NAME LEGALLY WHEN U OLD ENOUGH TO DO SO.


HelloKittyDuh
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LMAOROTFF THIS SHIT BETTA BE A JOKE!


NuttinElseToDo
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Please let's stop cursing our children with these comical, uneducated names, and yes I said uneducated because I know with some of the named that I hear the mother couldn't have made it past 5th grade, please stop, it's not funny anymore, forreal


badgurll
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LMAO, the poor kid is doomed for life. I feel so bad for him. Somebody please take him away and get his name changed fast.


Kelleigh313
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@UmaFairuza Unbelievable! I had no idea that this was an old urban legend. One of my sorority sisters (an African-American) shared this story of Le-a with me a few months ago. I will be sure to tell her about this when we meet for a cruise next week. I wonder about the actual girl who really has this name now though.


ladyching
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Call me crazy but I actually like dat name.


IamaRemnant
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Le-a...is LeDASHa phonetic pronunciation? Omg that mom is creative though! Syke...please stop. White or black, stupid names create a crazy destiny usually. But hey, Michael & Ted have some crazy unemployed whatever stories. Our president is named Barack! Idk! They are going to HAVE to be superstars or entrepreneurs w names that unusual. Period point blank!


Xtrasexxi69
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come on ppl...that name ain't as bad as some of the names on that list above! lol...I like the name persoanlly...I don't think he will be bullied for it but I do hope he can live up to a name like that. And don't forget who does the hiring at these jobs. White ppl do, and trust me, they won't get that name..lol