: We always assumed that THREE STACKS was the kind of dude that would TURN A CHICK OUT. But according to ONE GROUPIE . . . we're WRONG!!!
Here's a review of Andre 3000 . .. in the bedroom!!!
How did you meet?We met the year of 2004 at an after party for Outkast after they won their Grammy's for The Love Below/SpeakerBox. He approached me. This was in Los Angeles. I was next to their manager Blue and L.A. Reid.
How was Andre in bed?
I don't know what the other girl was talking about but he was really rough with me. He was really into my nipples. He does have all those tattoos that the other girl mentioned, except that was a long time ago and when I slept with him it was more recent, he wasn't wearing strange outfits or wigs. He did have these beads on his neck that he left on. He wore boxers and not tighty whities like the other girl stated. He must have changed over the years. He didn't lick/suck my toes but I did take his boxers off and he is kind of large. But I realized that his penis was crooked. Its not pretty at all. That turned me off. I just wanted him to put it in me already. He did kiss me and he did kiss me alllll over. He made sure to get me nice and ready. He put his fingers in me and did his thing. I wouldn't say he was a fire-ass p*ssy licker, I think that girl was tripping. I was put off that he would go there and not know me at all because I believe that kind of sex is better saved for a "girlfriend" type and he should know how to get down with a one night stand! He is an okay lover. Not great. And his penis wasn't all that. His body is skinny and he slouches. I forgot to mention that he fell asleep afterwards too. That part was so lame. Wait, and he was cheap! He was a real cheapskate too.
Would you do it again?
No, I think he's gay. And why do I think that? Because he said he didn't want a girlfriend because he had issues. Than he later said he just didn't want one and wanted all these women to be faithful to him. At that point I knew he was seeing other girls, I knew he was but he was basically spelling it out. He was definitely seeing alot of women or having sex with alot of women and maybe some men. Supposedly he upgraded some chick he was sleeping with to be his assistant. A
nd she went through his phone trying to tell all the people Dre was having sex with that she was the main chick but she wasn't. She even tried to call me and I told the bitch to get a life. Her name was [REMOVED] . . . what made it so gross and weird was that she was 45 years old! And Andre was only 29 years old! And he was screwing her and made her his "assistant" and she started to call all his groupies and one night stands.
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***? Because she just dropped that in there. Honestly, when I read her account, it sounded like he just wasn't that into her. Maybe SHE was the problem, and that's why he couldn't perform. These *** are so pathetic. Stay in your position, and don't complain. He basically told you he didn't want anything more from you, so he was obviously not feeling you.
No doubt, it was nasty of him to go <i> there </i> without knowing this chic. We know all these male celebrities are man-***.
all this proves is that she didn't get the good *** because they had no connection. he was rough with you because he didn't really know her. she let him do what he wanted to do and she didn't like it. you can't please all women anyway some say your the best some say you ain't ***. the question i want answered is was she feeling this way before or after she fount out that she wasn't number one?
*** don't know how to work with a hooked dang a lang. :-P My ex was blessed with thickness and that boy would make ya climb walls like a Prince song. G-spot friendly. XD That's why I shake my head at chicks saying a curvy one is a turn off. Anyway, another lame groupie tale. This one read like a 89 cent novel at the checkout line.
MTO, please don't sue me but I think I WILL be copying and pasting these stories and selling them on Amazon....lol. A sista is in college and needs a li'l change. Imma make the title something like--"quickies for the bathroom: trashy *** ***" :D
Horrible stories and we got *** out of this from where????? MTO Give it a rest. Hes probably *** cause he didnt think her cooch was good enough to make her a main chick and she got thrown in the one *** stand pile... LMAO Girls need to cut it out if you got used and was not chosen just pick up your F me pumps and keep it moving. She thought she was chosen for life and is mad cause it was only for 1 ***.... LMAO
I WAS GONNA COMMENT BUT I AM GONNA PASS AFTER SEEING SOME OF THESES COMMENTS I DON'T WANT TO GET INTO IT WITH NOONE BECAUSE BABY WHEN I TELL YOU SOME OF THESES COMMENTS ON HERE WILL MAKE A *** GO THERE. ANYWAY I DON'T KNOW DUDE I DON'T CARE IF HIS *** IS STRIAGHT OR CROOKED AND I DON'T CARE IF HE LIKES BOYS AND GIRLS REALLY WHO ISN'T *** AROUND WITH BOTH SEXS NOW A DAYS FIND SOMETHING ELSE TO TALK ABOUT
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Please, we supposed to believe this talking-outta-both-sides-of-her-who-***-mouth-b*tch? Puh-leeze! If Andre3000 is ***, prove it. If he's DL, prove it. If he's bi, prove it! She said he had a big d*ck, she said he was kissing her and showing her affection, she said he ate her nazzty puzzy out, b*tch probably even came, what more did she want? Jumpoffs like this give females a bad name. Leave Three Stacks and his big, curved magic wand alone, if his 45-year-old assistant is the one who's getting it in more power to her, this sad-*ss groupie can go find another cattle call!
Yeah and I got gang banged by Nas and his boys. Lol show proof that this story has any validity. I find it absolutely disgusting that people have *** rumors floating around them over nothing. He's *** because he doesn't want a gf cause he has issues and wants a bunch of girls to stay loyal to him? That's not ***, that's a *** lol
Here comes the MTO bus running over black male celebs again.
Andre 3000 is a low-key dude, if some of y'all have not figured out yet. Only time he is in the news is when he acting or making music or at some event.
Only *iggaz and crabs would try to squeeze a fake story out of celebs just living their lives.
That 45 year old has some really problems if she can't handle that fact that Dre's in "show business" with more women than you can shake a stick at! Shame on her for running his phone. Karma is going to follow her & boy won't she be *** when that happens. =========================
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Hey MTO: thank you for this first--hand account, coming straight-up from a 1st-rate, no-doubt-about-it LYING, JEALOUS HOE. I'm not saying she's lying about everything, but that skank is definitely making sh*t up to make Andre look bad. She definitely has animosity toward the man - most probably she only was a wet place for him to park his thing for a *** only. Anyway... another pathetic *** who should have *** her yap and move on with her life already - that sh*t happened more than 7 years ago, ***! Get over it already!!!
I agree with PaprikaJam the 45 year old woman named Eufaula Garrett who was Andre's jumpoff that he made his assistant. If you want to find out more about Andre 3000 look up his son Seven Benjamin. There's information on facebook [link to external website removed] or on twitter.com/sevenbenjamin
All in all. I know other women who have slept with Andre 3000 and say that he is a complete *** ***. He is a liar and doesn't tell other women he is *** others unprotected. This *** might have AIDS. Why do you think he hasn't come in the public eye?
I read this groupie story YEARS ago. On some raggedy *** 'groupie tales' or 'groupie stories' website that has not been updated in years. I did have to laugh though, because only a groupie heaux can say about a celeb dikk that it turns her off BUT YET she cant wait to get it inside of her. The *** is astounding.
This sh*t is lie.... one minute the dumb *** is saying he is *** and the next she is hollering about all of the women and he want them all to be faithful to him...... *** take you Ho' somewhere and sit down you *** ***. That *** was in 2004, 7 yrs ago, why talk now? What *** cause he ain't marry you????? or chose you???
@darealwifey- YES, you are so right... It sounds like he was letting her know~ SHE WAS JUST THAT- A ONE ***... I didn't get *** from that... Anyways... Women have more control over things.... The Trick (lol punt intended) is give him your number and see what he is willing to do... Bros with money don't spent it out on Hoes (2fast).. And what's funny.. She sounds Hella Lazy!!! Maybe if she would of broke him off and work that Crooked Piece-- like the 45yrs old ASSISTANT (that's getting paid)....well I'm just saying....
