This was sent to us by an MTOer. Not sure I believe it, but definitely sounds PLAUSIBLE!!!
During one of my end of the year catch-up conversations with one of my sorors, she spilled a bit of lukewarm tea...A few months ago, her and her husband were having a date night at one of their favorite dining establishments, well guess who were also dining?
Jay-Z, Beyonce, Gwyneth Paltrow, Chris Martin, Kanye and some unknown attractive white woman (Kanye's date).
My soror said Jay was being a complete ass to the waiter, and complained constantly and very loudly that his meal wasn't prepared to his satisfaction. She says Gwyneth was laughing at Jay's behavior and Kanye started to join in on Jay's torment of the waiter, she said Kanye actually spit some wine out towards the waiter, saying that something got caught in his throat. My soror said Gwyneth found all of this ish hilarious, while Chris Martin seemed disinterested and just ate his meal, Bey seemed horrified and embarrassed by Jay's & Kanye's behavior.
When Kanye's date started to laugh, Kanye' told her he didn't give her permission to laugh. This comment caused even more laughter from Gwyneth, and Jay also began to laugh. My soror said Jay stopped laughing when he noticed Bey's displeasure with the whole situation. He than ordered Kanye to stop, and my soror said that Kanye stopped laughing immediately. She said Gwyneth laughed even louder when Jay clowned Kanye.
Anyway to make a long story short, her and her husband returned to the restaurant a few weeks later, and was served by the same waiter that had served Jay's table. Of course my soror mention their last visit and what had occurred, he informed them, that Jay complained so much about the food and service, that they didn't have to pay, but the next day when he reported to work, he received flowers and a thank-you note signed by Beyonce along with 1k tip in crisp 100 dollar bills.
After hearing about this, my opinion of Bey is that she is a class act and a sweetheart, while Jay is a first class jerk.
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Thats that viagra nikka lmao
bet the waiter was whit
This pic old AF, you guys know you're not fooling anyone right? Why can't it be ok to move on if there is no story. Stop making things up, it aggravation and moreover it's usually poorly written. Stupid. Pointless. Not creadable. Sorror...yeah
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Jay and Kanye are extremely immature.
Jay is lucky Bey is still with him.
Yes, she's classy...and I though Gwyneth was too? ...why was she laughing so much?
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Yeah right MTO! I seriously doubt the validity of this story...
*** feces........And what does that flick have to do with the alleged story?.........And his thing does not look hard it looks like his pants are too big and ill fitting........
*** with Money lol SMH
My man in marcy said he pop viagra on the regular smh
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FAKE STORY FAKE STORY FAKE STORY FAKE STORY--STOP MAKING S#!T UP MTO-- FAKE STORY FAKE STORY FAKE STORY!! GET SOME REAL F'*** NEWS MTO!!
lol he need to get right 2
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when u got the kind of guap they got ... u have to hang around gwyneth paltrow
Don't believe this.
Got some flowers and a stack? Maybe you *** have spit in the food then. Plus it's waiter like that, who go around calling black entertainers bad tippers and making everyone out to be an ignorant, rude rapper type. just because a couple of pple treat you badly.
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this dude can't get it up anymore anyways.... 40 something taking Viagra getting them 'random erections' lol mama I made it!!
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If this story us true the Beyonce and Chris Martin need to get together! I don't think Gwyneth would be that cruel to laugh though.
I don't know much about JayZ so not sure he would behave that way but some how i believe the Kanye part.
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MTO, tell your so-called soror source to go back to college just to hit the books. because her gossip sounds like loose ***. as much as *** goes viral these days. We would have heard about this before they left the restaurant.
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the only people that write for MTO are *** men and fat and or loud women smh why post this picture? why couldn't you say Jay Z photo out eating. MTO will never be TMZ they are no ghetto and racist. follow me on twitter @GhostWriterz18 i'll follow back
RECYCLED PICTURE, OLD STORY!!!!!! http://cdn.mediatakeout.com/49283/viagra-overdose-jay-z-spotted-out-trying-his-best-to-hide-an-erection.html
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LAST STORY FROM THESE PICS SAID JAY-Z "VIAGRA OVERDOSE???" EVERYONE GO TO GOOGLE AND TYPE IN "JAY-Z VIAGRA OVERDOSE" FIRST STORY IS THIS PICTURE FROM JUNE 2011.
Sounds like someone has a vivid imagination or had a dream about somethin like that happening im not beliving this ISH! @Omgosh_drea
Another story BEY CAMP made up to make her seems like some innocent woman... yeah right :/
Wow - way to go Bey. Cheez - all the money Jay & Kanye have and they want to stiff a hard working waiter. Yes, they are JERKS with a capital "J". And obviously don't have any respect for a hard working person. Well be careful guys - in America you can loose it quicker than you can make it and KARMA is a beeyotch.
I agree with hehe! This sounds like another "Save the Bey" campaign.
UGH MTO HERE YOU GO AGAIN UP CLOSE ON PEOPLES CROTCH AREA AGAIN....BUT OF COURSE TO SOME OF THESE *** THIS IS "NEWS" .......
Wtf-ever!.. Yeah right Jayz order Kanya to STFU?...Get the F*ck out of here with that made up story!
This goes to show how fake that *** Beyonce is. Keep it real mama!
SOMEONE SENT YOU THIS MTO? STOP LYING. YOU STRAIGHT UP STOLE THIS STORY FROM ANOTHER WEBSITE. GAWD YALL ARE TRIFLING.
looks like a regular *** grab to me. guys do that all the time.*shrugs*
CLASS ACT MY *** SHE MARRIED THAT STUPID MOFO WHICH MAKES HER JUST AS IGNORANT. KANYE NEED TO SIT HIS *** ASS DOWN SOMEWHERE HES NOTHING BUT JAY Z'S PET PIT ***. I WOULD EXPECTED MORE FROM GWYNETH BUT HEY THERE ALL DEVIL WORSHIPERS SO THEY REALLY ACTED ACCORDINGLY.
Your "SOROR" sure spends A LOT of time @ that restaurant "STALKING" that waiter.................
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA "MTOer" WHO THE F*CK ARE YOU TRYING TO FOOL HUH? WASN'T THIS THE SAME PIC YOU USED FOR THE STORY JAY-Z/BEYONCE STORY SOME MONTHS BACK????.OBVIOUSLY THIS "MTOer" IS CLEARLY AN IMAGINARY PERSON.....GO OUT AND GET YOUR STORIES.STOP MAKING BULLSH*T! SMH
So what who cares
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He was adjusting....you gotta do it! And this is the 3RD---THIRD---TIME I've seen y'all post this story! lol
Lmao at people blameing beyonce's camp for mto's made up *** like somebody really sent that *** in...mto you need to do better
I've seen this pic before -- still not impressed, there is nothing to try to contain. AND, if this story is true, though I'm not a fan, my respect for Bey has gone straight up. This isn't the first time I've heard of her doing things like this. Very classy.
I actually believe this.... Gwyneth is a frikking drunk anyway... Kanye is Jay's flunky and Beyonce keeps everything under control...
I can't stand gwyneth paltrow and chris martin is a inbred british ***.
MTO wth is a "soror" cos I sho as hell missed that lesson in 4th grade english
You gotta get up earlier in the morning for me to believe this MTO!!!
All someone has to do is e-mail y'all a fake story for you to post it!!!
Are some of you serious not knowing what a soror is? Beyonce is a very gracious
good Southern girl. We have class and know how to treat people. Unfortunately
hood negroes and hood wannabe negroe (Ye) don't have a clue. New money. smh.
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I love how no matter if the story is about beyonce or not it always turn into a "bash beyonce" thread...Yall just keep on giving her the fuel to prove yall wrong about her. Ive never heard someone say that beyonce is a mean or rude person so just stop with the delusions the are WRONG and ITS ALL IN YOUR HEAD
Yeahhh what's w/ all the questioning of the word soror ??? I've never even pledged, & I know what that term means. Anyway, this seems believable to me. The way it was illustrated allowed me to see the entire ordeal in my head lol. & to all you MTO newbies, that picture of Jay holding his crotch has NOTHING to do w/ the story itself. READING IS FUNDAMENTAL, you idiots. Follow me ! I will actually follow you back AS SOON AS you mention me :) @Beauty2Classic
LOL, oh please, some queen who's a Floponce stan made this up just to make beyonce look like mother freakin' teresa. and of course you idiot beyonce stans are eating it up like its Thanksgiving. this would have been ALL over the internet if it was true. LOL #givemeabreak
this is definitely part of the "Save Bey" campaign. album's a 4lop, no hits all year, Rihanna kicked her out the game, and Grammys gave her the Ho Sit Down. damage control, anyone? LOL #TryAgainStans
This pic! is old MTO.....you should go back into your archives, however you stated the story differently you broke this story way before Bey, was with child get it together.....
i just love how people bring up rihanna and those grammys she isnt even gone win lmao adele and lady gaga will own the grammys...you know the people with talent...maybe if kanye wins for "all of the lights" she could get a lil shine from "kanye's" award(s)...good thing she follows the music trend and has simple catchy songs to get a #1 hit but that still aint helping out those albulm sales
Marcy Project Hoodrat.. and ya'll think this dude is a Mason or affiliated with the Illuminati? what a joke.
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I wonder if something is in those pants worth seeing...
dre is that Choo ? .... then they ARE right !! you are , umm , well
come on guys !... ma mans having a little baby... give him a brake
well , i know *** wt that bulge... IT AINT A BULGE !!!!!
Aww Beyonce is a sweetheart for doing that.
MTO DID YALL FORGET YALL ALREADY POSTED THIS A COUPLE OF MONTHS AGO SMFH...THIS WEBSITE SUCKS!!!
Was Beyonce wearing her wearing her baby prosthesis?
Just because Gwyneth is white doesnât make her classy. Iâve heard of people talking about how badly Gwyneth treats her waiters, how she ignores them and doesn't tip them unless they are hot young guys. Gwyneth is a ***, you can see it in her interviews she comes off as very cold and callous, fits right in with the likes of Jayz and his *** Kanye. Beyonce should have told Jay to stop it. But I guess he calls the *** in their relationship. Feel bad for the server customer service is a ***.
and like someone said before gwyneth was probably laughing at them.
It's amazing to me that when mediatakeout report negative things about beyonce you all eat it up and believe mto but if they report something positive about her than mto is lying now that is some hater mess at it finest.
Mediatakeout y'all know *** well ya'll stole this story from Lipstick alley, please stop stealing our tea and posting it verbatim and pretending like it was sit to you by someone wholikes this *** site.
this sounds like some real ***!t. especially right after jay z and the white girl in vegas story. didn't jay z tip the waitress 50,000 dollars at his album release party? this is a made up attempt to make the queen of lies look good. i really don't believe this. queen lies, u need more people. it also seems like gwen and kanye are on the "look like ***" list. i wonder why? gwen not wanting to be part of the fake baby bump story? things that make u say hhm. the queen of lies is losing her touch. as a matter a fact everything she touched is turning into a small hell. karma?
This picture old af...y'all play too much
Awww. Bless her heart. I hope she doesn't have to go through hell with him. Ol' meatheaded fool!! He better treat her right...
This story sound like MTO is having a slow news day. I believe this story like I believe *** is straight.
Maybe he forgot to shower that day and his squirrel nuts were itching. LMAO.
she is sooooooo wasted on this LOSER!!!
crotch adjustment or ball itch, been a man all these years lol
This *** got nothing but air in his pants!! If I was with Bey she woulda been pregnant a long time ago!!! *** Boi!!
Now wtf does this false story have to do with jay-z having a erection? & plus this picture is mad old! MTO y'all some ignorant mofo's!
yall need to stop making up *** smh
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Ya'll seriously need 2 learn how to spell over there!!! Its SOURCE not soror. Stupid!!
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i'd a beat the *** outa both them *** ass ***.
1st off this is a old pic, this is the same pic tht was taken of him *** b when they were gettin up to leave a restaurant *** it wont nobody but j and b
I BET JAYZ GHETTO UNEDUCATED ON A POWER TRIP AZZ DID ACTED A DONKEY IN THAT RESTAURANT.....HE AND KANYE SO *** GLAD THAT THE LUCERFERIANS PICKED THEM TO BE SOME SPECIAL *** TO FOOL THE MASSES WITH THEIR STUPID MUSIC.....JAYZ ,KANYE, AND BEY ARE NEW MONEY NEGROES BUT AT LEAST BEYONCE COVER HER *** UP IN PUBLIC...JAYZ TYPICAL *** FROM THE GHETTO WITH NO MANNERS...BEY IS DUMB AS ROCKS BUT AT LEAST SHE CARRY HERSELF LIKE A LADY MOST OF THE TIME...WHAT IN THE HELL SHE SEE IN HIS UGLY AZZ I'VE NEVER KNOW...THAT DYCK WASNT THAT GOOD ...BECAUSE HELL THE WOMAN HAS HER OWN MONEY!!! THEY DON'T MATCH AS A COUPLE AND ONE DAY THE BREAK UP WILL COME WHEN THE SPELL WEARS OFF BEYONCE'S HEART AND MIND. SMH.
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THIS STORY SOUNDS LIKE ***...
THIS STORY SOUNDS LIKE ***