HOLY GUACAMOLE!!! We Got Pics Of MEGA-PASTOR Joel Osteen . . . At The BEACH . . . WITHOUT HIS SHIRT!!! (And Lawd Help Us . . . He's KINDA SEXY)

: Joel is our FAVORITE TV preacher, he seems like he's a real man of God. And the good Lawd blessed him with a nice body . . .

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onlyloveblackppl

he should enjoy his last days here, there all going into slavery soon! go head Esau "GET IT IN WHILE U CAN" we coming for u soon


shay007

like most american pastors, stealing money from his followers. not cute. He is said to have made 43 million dollars by tithes and offerings one year. He tries to live a humble life with his family in order to escape harsh criticism over his "1 percent" income. smdh


AKIKO-

That Dude Right There Needs A Jersey Shore Tan!! He So Pasty Looking ---Follow Ya Boi On www.twitter.com/Mrdashing2


Jodieyung

Now Nd days pastors became hustlers ...smh

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hiphopilluminatiisback

Leave it to SATAN to tempt people to lust after the "man of God."

Joel Osteen is just one of many "prosperity preachers" who claim that whether iit is cash, health, prosperity or happiness, all can be ours if we will just learn to use “the secret.”Osteen proclaims a message of pure positivism. The title of his first book, Your Best Life Now, summarizes what Osteen has to offer his many audiences. If we will follow certain principles or steps (seven to be exact), so the storyline goes, our existence will be happy, healthy, and blessed with everything that would make this life wonderful. This is a message that appeals to the flesh of unbelievers and worldly- minded Christians and would account for the superstar status that Osteen now has. What the reader will find in this best selling book is a mixture of common sense, helpful practical advice, and a multitude of success stories interlaced with a heavy dose of deceitful teaching.

Oh and he's not the only passenger on the Gospel Money Train, Kenneth Hagin (deceased), Kenneth Copeland, Robert Tilton, Paul Yonggi Cho, Benny Hinn, Creflo Dollar (what an appropriate name), Marilyn Hickey, Frederick Price, John Avanzini, Charles Capps, Jerry Savelle, Morris Cerullo, Joyce Meyer and Paul and Jan Crouch.

Oh and Joel (Osteen) is far from poor, (he probably owns that beach he's on). Joel Osteen “pastors” the largest church in America , Lakewood Church in Houston, Texas, which in 2011 boasted average weekend attendance of 43,500.Joel is a writer like myself and has written two multi-million seller books. He along with his wife, mother, and numerous musicians from Lakewood, travel throughout the world offering an event they call “A Night of Hope.” While most churches struggle to find and keep members, people are willing to purchase $15 tickets to attend Joel's show, “A Night of Hope” and the auditoriums are usually packed.

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spraggaswifey

Not good looking in the least sense of the word.........He needs to bake a lot more.......To pale and pink.........


sxylitenig

A few weeks in the Sun and he could be.


TBE

People who are saying that this man steals money from his followers needs to do their research. Joel Osteen does not make a salary for pastoring a church. The man has written several books, the majority of them being New York Times bestsellers. That is how he makes the majority of his money. If you don't agree with the man or his message, that is fine, we all have a right to our opinions. But if you are going to judge and assassinate his character, do it based on FACTS. People who buy his books and such do it out of their own free will. He doesn't reach in anybody's pockets and pull the money out. If that's being a thief, then all of these designers and such are being thieves when you walk into the store and buy their clothes and shoes out your own free will. You have a choice to study the word of God and pray to Him to give you the spirit of discernment, so that you will know the truth for yourselves. However, having knowledge of the truth does not give you a right to judge by any means. By passing judgement, you are only setting yourselves up for a bigger fall.


Exceptional

He needs more sunlight


dv

Who runs this site a 10 year old white woman? Follow me @Deeezenuts #fb


mscreative1

Looking sexy? More like looking Goofy!


ellainteligente

Lol o was just watching one of his programs with my grandma on sunday . but no he's not hot... to me.


BleudĂŻor

Gorgeous :-)


ellainteligente

... But is that his son ? That's what i call Sexy!


JasmineAllon

Love it. Dnt hate. HOUSTON STAND UP



angelaheiressnyc

If you like em pale,wrinkled,unattractive & goofy looking sure,I guess? smdh NEXT!!!!


rayne30

Every since they came up with stand up paddle surfboarding they gave surf boarding a bad name that crap there doing is for ppl that dont know how to surf so they will not look bad!


rayne30

@TBE that was some very enlightening words of truth!


whorunthis

He looks good! I'm just going to keep my comment and thoughts to myself.....


iliveinheels

He looks so pale...


BlaminicanBombshell

BLACK GIRLS THIS IS THE TYPE OF MAN YOU NEED TO BE CHECKING FOR. A RESPECTABLE WHITE MAN!! NOT AS GOOD AS OUR DOMINICAN AND PUERTO RICAN MEN, BUT HEY ANYTHING IS BETTER THAN A BLACK MAN AKA GAY BUMS!


caressam

I LOOOOOVVVEEE pastor olsteen


tatibaby1

MTO don't be snapin picks of my pastor like that


msrush02

I like this pastor......he is so prestigous........


Geeky_Box Rawrrr

lol @Goofy Joel...but cute he looks like hez havin fun with his fam and takes care of his body


TheRose

And that is why these nuccas need to be taxed. I am sure Jesus would be disgusted by this foolishness. When he went around spreading the word of God, I am sure he wasn't asking for money. One religious group I semi-agree with are the Witnesses because they attempt to spread the word of God for free as Jesus once did and their "churches" are modest, not flashy and they don't ask for hand-outs. There are things I don't like about them, but other than that they are still a religious group.

All I know is that Jesus would be ashamed at how religious zealots separate, divide and go to war with each other. Such a disappointment.


TheRose

An empire built praying on the gullible and the naive


MzzVal

I've always liked Joel.


SunshineKiddy

hiphopilluminati, onlyluvblack and sometimes meeka and a few others seems to have some type of sense around here. Stop co-signing everything thts placed before you, "i dont" ..yes you do. dont allow anything to curbb your outlook, if that

pastey mess look like "chico" from friday, then theres nothing to see there, ewwh can you imagine what his ( ) looks like? eww


Mrs_Minaja

not my type he's too pale. I like my men with color on their bodies



daughtercreole

Joel is doing just fine with all the revenue he gets from people...Televangelist! Always get paid


Mrsburns2010

I'm glad he is in the sun, he is pasty and in need of a tan.


Shay86

To onlyloveblackppl you have serious issues..im sure your on SSI due to your mental illness.


Loquacious1

He's my favorite tv pastor too!!

However, he needs to get outta the water and just lay in the sun for about 3 hours....Is that Victoria, she looks thicker than she does on tv...


MissKanga.

Ow my eyes. Quick get me my sunglasses. Some warning next time please. No idea who he is but if he's one of those show biz pastors then it can't be good. Don't trust them AT ALL


Shadeaux

Ewwwww!


Biracial Beauty

Well he's a pastor, I can't say anything because it would be disrespectful. He's ok...


telisha129

Nothing sexy about that skin. He look like a catfish. Tan him please! Lmfao


sweetpea1

May God continue to bless Joel and keep doing what God has assigned him to do in this earth.


cremesaver

You kidding right? shllh


Kola's Boof

If he wasn't a FAKE AZZ PREACHER that would be the type WHITE MAN THAT I WOULD GO TO DINNER WITH

HIS BODY IS BANGING BUT I DON'T CARE ABOUT A MAN'S BODY I CARE ABOUT HIS CHARACTER WHICH IS WHY I REFUSE TO DATE BLACK MEN LATIN, ASIAN, WHITE, AFRICAN...ANYTHING **EXCEPT A BLACK AMERICAN MAN**

SMART BLACK WOMEN KNOW THAT 99% OF CHURCHES ARE SCAMS BODY=GOOD CHURCH=SCAM

MAKE MONEY, WHITE MAN!!


KingEl

That Pale Devil aka White Jesus LMAO.... What A Joke!!!


jl01rmd

Ummm im white and i dont know who he is?? hes not attractive


Chrystal_P

the ufck outta here!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Alessandra

White as curdled milk, yuck! Give the money, back, Joel Osteen, Jesus was not about hoarding people's money, He was about LOVE and lived on nothing!



frsh2deff

Beautiful FAMILY I wish them CONTINUED SUCCESS! I LOVE PASTOR FREDERICK PRICE AND CREFLO DOLLAR. I ALSO AGREE WITH THE STATEMENT that only the devil would tempt people to lust after a man of GOD. YOU HAVE TO GIVE TO RECEIVE.