MediaTakeOut.com learned that NBA ALL STAR Joakim Noah is a REAL SIMP. You see, according to pro-baller Nic Wise - who plays ball overseas in France - Joakim STOLE his gfs phone . . . and started TEXTING all the guys numbers in it.
Joakim sent Nic a text . . . asking her how he knows his GF.
Dang Joakim . . . pull yourself TOGETHER bruh. Simping THIS HARD really ain't becoming . . .
1st HA! - THAT ISH IS SEXY THAN A MUH. I LOOOVE A JEALOUS DUDE. (she ugly tho wtf lol)
What a hoe move! Kc ***!
She probably text that s#!t herself..... she look like the type.... #psychotic (twitter @LilMzBossy_1)
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they both lookin kinda good though.. thanks mto for they eyecandy this morning lol
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She can get it I love white girls
Becky at its finest!
OMG, ove a Becky that ain't cute in the 1st place. SMH
Dude better concentrate on training for next season instead of worrying about some girl! I don't care what color she is!
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These dudes are so lame... The media tries to make them look cool bc they are entertaining us, but most of them were corny before the money and will be more corny afterwards.. That's what money does
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Joakim I feel you dog, when you spend thousands on a chick tricking like there's no tomorrow and you find out you were *** d**king it can be a blow to your ego you definitely need to get to the bottom of it... NOT!!!! stop trickin' on these broads and you won't get your feelings hurt... I'm starting a new movement, you've heard of Stop Snitchin'? Well mine is Stop Trickin'!!! T-*** and snapbacks near you.
Come on son. You can't do that.
MrsIrvingToBe- you kind of corny also always promoting that *** *** facebook page all over the internet.
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Noah looks like my uncles wife
Joakim..date a black girl...she'll cover her tracks and clear her phone before you can even get to it!
She looks terrible; like really Noah?
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He COULDA JUST LEFT WELL ALONE...SCREAMING FOR ATTENTION SMDH
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ewww....he's mad over that? she looks a hot mess and her body looks like it got trapped in one of those fun house warp mirrors.
OF COURSE SHE WAS WHITE.......................'BLACK MEN ARE THE DUMBEST RACE ON THE PLANET!"
Noah is not an nba all star. Just for the record.
Nic stay out that BS...
You guys better stop playing, theses dude fighting over that thing. I'm a *** and would not touch or date that in public........ Stop it black men, just stop it......
That's too bad:(
Any man no matter the color call , txt, confront another man for *** his girl is a *** simple as that Noah get ur mind right and find another women and stop acting like u look homes
Please! He was trying to stay up on game and get the story straight before he dropped her a$$ back off at the trailer park where he found her. The stupid biotch needs her head checked for wasting time with that wannabe overseas. What a dumb****! See that's why he needs dark meat....just like her.
He gone cry in the car..
This is not the girls name... Her name is Erin Kelly she went to the university of florida with noah. look here up on facebook... come on media takeout give FACTS
SORRY WHITE QUEENS DON'T DO THAT!!!
THIS IS NOT EVEN THE GIRLS NAME I NO JOAKIM AND HE AND HIS BEAUTIFUL WHITE QUEEN ARE DOING JUST FINE!!!! WHITE QUEENS ARE LOYAL, FAITHFUL, BEAUTIFUL WOMEN!! WHY DO YOU THINK SO MANY BLACK MEN ARE GOING AFTER THEM!!! IT AIN'T PHASE!! BLACK MEN HAVE FINALLY REALIZED IN ORDER TO GET AHEAD AND BECOME THE KINGS THEY WERE CREATED TO BE!!! A BLACK WOMAN IN THE PICTURE ONLY STUNTS THE GROWTH!!!
BLACK WOMEN ARE JEALOUS, HAVE LOW SELF ESTEEM AND ARE EXTREMELY PARANOID WITH THE FACT THAT THEY ARE LOSING BLACK MEN BY THE BUNCHES!!! I KEEP SAYING AND MY WHITE QUEEN EVEN SAID IN A VIDEO NOT TO LONG AGO, THOSE HO'S ARE DONE, THEY CAN TAKE THEIR NAPPY HEAD AND STANK ATTITUDES AND BE WITH EACH OTHER,OBAMA KNOWS THAT'S WHY HE PASSED THE LAW, HIS WIFE BUT BE GOING TO GET THE BOOT SOON TOO!!!
OBAMA HAS PASSED THE RIGHTS FOR *** TO GET MARRIED SO THERE IS HOPE FOR BLACK LOVE FOR BLACK WOMEN!!!
ALL UP IN YA!!!
Lol i like Noah he not 2 bad for WM so am not say anything but let him no 2 find a next girl cuz he rich should not be 2 hard.
She is busted and dude overseas looks well you know woo hoo
Yeah, EXTREME simpin' and cape wearing! LMAO at this simp!!!
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***...she's a *** going from one ball player to another. Let's not give her a
pass b/c she's other. A sister would've been slaughtered up in here!
I didn't get a text so I ain't trippin hahaha
i just want to know.......how you meet her bruh?.........hehehehehehehe
Becky need braces badly too.
Hmmm...A soft-azz "MUTT" fighting a corny-azz kneegroe over a basic-pasty-cardboard built white-slore...That about sums it up. ;~)
Ransomed, sadly, she gets a pass babe. All white and mixed get passes to act a fool, share d!ck, neglect their children, golddigging, make black men look like bumbling fools, or whatever else the same coons would frown down on black women for doing. Yes OnlyGod, that sums it up. And look at DUHTUCH in denial of his slutty whites....LMAO.
It would have been a better story if you said Joakim sent a text from his girls phone and D Rose answered.
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@DATOUCH:...LMAO!!! WHITE QUEEN? PLEASE!!!SHE A GOLD-DIGGIN HOE JUST LIKE ALL THE REST...JUST GOES TO SHOW HOES COME IN EVERY RACE...HAHAHA...SHE BUSTED, YOU BUSTED...AND DELUSIONAL...*** YOU DON'T KNOW NOBODY IN THIS STORY SO YOU DON'T KNOW WHO'S HAPPY OR WHO'S NOT...IT'S OBVIOUS YOU DON'T KNOW ***...LITERALLY!!! O AND BEFORE YOU START TALKIN BOUT WHITE QUEENS ARE FAITHFUL AND LOYAL, YOU NEED TO GO OPEN A HISTORY BOOK AND READ YOU SOME THINGS, BCUZ BACK IN THE DAY DURING SLAVERY, THE WHITE WOMAN WOULD *** HER MALE SLAVES.. WHEN SHE GOT CAUGHT SHE WOULD LIE TO HER HUSBAND( THE MASTER) AND SAY THE SLAVE RAPED HER...HIS MASTER WOULD THEN HANG HIM, IF NOT KILL HIM MUCH, MUCH WORSE FOR SLEEPING WITH HIS WHITE WOMAN...THTS WHAT YA'LL KNOWN FOR...*** READ A REAL BOOK BEFORE YOU TALK ***..BETTER YET..GO RENT ROSEWOOD..DUMB ***!!!!
@ duhreelkeypurr STFU
lol what text !!!
These women smh
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Everyone take a deep breath in and release. She's not stealing your man. Becky is sexxxy. She's going to have them come sniffing around. Not her fault.
@duhreelkeypurr My trouble maker friend. I'm from Melbourne so Water Lily yes, but not a Tasmanian one. Not going to do it sweetie. I know you want me to. Like I told you the other day I'd have to first give a ***. And do you really want another bitter bytch on MTO? Come on
Green azz nucca all the money you got you should fire her azz instead of calling the next man.
BIG LOSER NOAH !!!!! MAJOR FAIL!!!!!!! yes hes a psycho watch out
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So pathetic to exploit the fact this man cares for his woman! Perhaps there is a bit of jealousy that Noah is a PRO ball player!! LOL
DISCRETION = Priceless.
Relationship counseling - stat!
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That Joakim Noah is kind of sad, but he's also a pretty man, I'll give him that. He reminds me of a taller, skinnier Jason Momoa, Lisa Bonet's man. Like his daddy Joakim seems not to like the sistas!