: MediaTakeOut.com learned that NBA ALL STAR Joakim Noah is a REAL SIMP. You see, according to pro-baller Nic Wise - who plays ball overseas in France - Joakim STOLE his gfs phone . . . and started TEXTING all the guys numbers in it.
Joakim sent Nic a text . . . asking her how he knows his GF.
Dang Joakim . . . pull yourself TOGETHER bruh. Simping THIS HARD really ain't becoming . . .
These dudes are so lame... The media tries to make them look cool bc they are entertaining us, but most of them were corny before the money and will be more corny afterwards.. That's what money does
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Joakim I feel you dog, when you spend thousands on a chick tricking like there's no tomorrow and you find out you were *** d**king it can be a blow to your ego you definitely need to get to the bottom of it... NOT!!!! stop trickin' on these broads and you won't get your feelings hurt... I'm starting a new movement, you've heard of Stop Snitchin'? Well mine is Stop Trickin'!!! T-*** and snapbacks near you.
SORRY WHITE QUEENS DON'T DO THAT!!!
THIS IS NOT EVEN THE GIRLS NAME I NO JOAKIM AND HE AND HIS BEAUTIFUL WHITE QUEEN ARE DOING JUST FINE!!!! WHITE QUEENS ARE LOYAL, FAITHFUL, BEAUTIFUL WOMEN!! WHY DO YOU THINK SO MANY BLACK MEN ARE GOING AFTER THEM!!! IT AIN'T PHASE!! BLACK MEN HAVE FINALLY REALIZED IN ORDER TO GET AHEAD AND BECOME THE KINGS THEY WERE CREATED TO BE!!! A BLACK WOMAN IN THE PICTURE ONLY STUNTS THE GROWTH!!!
BLACK WOMEN ARE JEALOUS, HAVE LOW SELF ESTEEM AND ARE EXTREMELY PARANOID WITH THE FACT THAT THEY ARE LOSING BLACK MEN BY THE BUNCHES!!! I KEEP SAYING AND MY WHITE QUEEN EVEN SAID IN A VIDEO NOT TO LONG AGO, THOSE HO'S ARE DONE, THEY CAN TAKE THEIR NAPPY HEAD AND STANK ATTITUDES AND BE WITH EACH OTHER,OBAMA KNOWS THAT'S WHY HE PASSED THE LAW, HIS WIFE BUT BE GOING TO GET THE BOOT SOON TOO!!!
OBAMA HAS PASSED THE RIGHTS FOR *** TO GET MARRIED SO THERE IS HOPE FOR BLACK LOVE FOR BLACK WOMEN!!!
ALL UP IN YA!!!
Ransomed, sadly, she gets a pass babe. All white and mixed get passes to act a fool, share d!ck, neglect their children, golddigging, make black men look like bumbling fools, or whatever else the same coons would frown down on black women for doing. Yes OnlyGod, that sums it up. And look at DUHTUCH in denial of his slutty whites....LMAO.
@DATOUCH:...LMAO!!! WHITE QUEEN? PLEASE!!!SHE A GOLD-DIGGIN HOE JUST LIKE ALL THE REST...JUST GOES TO SHOW HOES COME IN EVERY RACE...HAHAHA...SHE BUSTED, YOU BUSTED...AND DELUSIONAL...*** YOU DON'T KNOW NOBODY IN THIS STORY SO YOU DON'T KNOW WHO'S HAPPY OR WHO'S NOT...IT'S OBVIOUS YOU DON'T KNOW ***...LITERALLY!!! O AND BEFORE YOU START TALKIN BOUT WHITE QUEENS ARE FAITHFUL AND LOYAL, YOU NEED TO GO OPEN A HISTORY BOOK AND READ YOU SOME THINGS, BCUZ BACK IN THE DAY DURING SLAVERY, THE WHITE WOMAN WOULD *** HER MALE SLAVES.. WHEN SHE GOT CAUGHT SHE WOULD LIE TO HER HUSBAND( THE MASTER) AND SAY THE SLAVE RAPED HER...HIS MASTER WOULD THEN HANG HIM, IF NOT KILL HIM MUCH, MUCH WORSE FOR SLEEPING WITH HIS WHITE WOMAN...THTS WHAT YA'LL KNOWN FOR...*** READ A REAL BOOK BEFORE YOU TALK ***..BETTER YET..GO RENT ROSEWOOD..DUMB ***!!!!
Everyone take a deep breath in and release. She's not stealing your man. Becky is sexxxy. She's going to have them come sniffing around. Not her fault.
@duhreelkeypurr My trouble maker friend. I'm from Melbourne so Water Lily yes, but not a Tasmanian one. Not going to do it sweetie. I know you want me to. Like I told you the other day I'd have to first give a ***. And do you really want another bitter bytch on MTO? Come on