: Pop superstar RIHANNA is spotted out in Los Angeles . . . trying to be cute in some parachute pants shorts. Unfortunately for her . . . it ain't workin!!
HOW THE HELL THIS CARIBBEAN THRASH BAG GONNA ACK LIKE SHE DON'T WANT THE PAPS TO SEE HER IN THE FIRST TWO PICS BUT HER HOIN *** TURN AROUND WIT A SMILE ON HER FACE IN THE THIRD PIC? HER VAJAYJAY IS PROBABLY MORE WORN OUT THAN THE DUGGAR WOMAN WHO BIRTHED 20 BABIES.
THAT THRASH BAG WEARIN SOME SLAMMIN BOSS SHOES THOUGH.