This is a forum post by the user IZITJUSTME
March 29, 2011:
Your real phone number and address! Duh!
Your place of employment and how much you hate your *** boss!
If your status is " I'm so ***, I'll do my dog right about now".
Hey Patty!!!! **HUGS**
If you put on there that you are thinking about blowing up your baby daddy's mama's house today.
If you post in your status that you have a secret crush on your uncle on your mama side.
I see too much stupid *** on FB.
If you, your mama, and your auntee got a pic on there of ya'll passing a blunt around at your brother's coming home from prison party
Facebook is for the morons who love Shakespeare. I deplore the urinary conditions that these social networks insist on providing for the world. Pee is not biodegradable!
What did dude just say^^^?
*Scratching my head*
When your status is you let "Big Willie" bust in your mouth last *** for the 1st time.
@FIG8....Oh wow!!!! Now that's pretty *** (hehe)!!!!
If you got a picture of your new *** piercing as your profile pic.
@Patty...I guess he's getting his rant on! lol
If you use your status to illegally advertise for the illegal tattoos, braids or lap dancing services you provide in your mama basement.
I do not rant. I expose the liars and align myself with the gravitational pull of the universe. You are shallow and a failure in being a public servant. Without service the fish will fry!