Your real phone number and address! Duh!

Your place of employment and how much you hate your *** boss!

If your status is " I'm so ***, I'll do my dog right about now".

Hey Patty!!!! **HUGS**

If you put on there that you are thinking about blowing up your baby daddy's mama's house today.

If you post in your status that you have a secret crush on your uncle on your mama side.

I see too much stupid *** on FB.

Hey Scorpio!!!

If you, your mama, and your auntee got a pic on there of ya'll passing a blunt around at your brother's coming home from prison party

Hey 2blessed!!!!

Facebook is for the morons who love Shakespeare. I deplore the urinary conditions that these social networks insist on providing for the world. Pee is not biodegradable!

What did dude just say^^^?

*Scratching my head*

@patty...Okaaaaay? SMDH

When your status is you let "Big Willie" bust in your mouth last *** for the 1st time.

@FIG8....Oh wow!!!! Now that's pretty *** (hehe)!!!!

If you got a picture of your new *** piercing as your profile pic.

@Patty...I guess he's getting his rant on! lol

If you use your status to illegally advertise for the illegal tattoos, braids or lap dancing services you provide in your mama basement.

I do not rant. I expose the liars and align myself with the gravitational pull of the universe. You are shallow and a failure in being a public servant. Without service the fish will fry!