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CERTIFIED BANGER, AND WHY SHE FAKED HER DEATH. TODAY ON MAURY!

: WELCOME TO THE MAURY SHOW!!!!!!

Well Certified Banger, you got us all. Our readers would like to hear from you and why you did it. Come talk to us here on the Maury Show and tell us your side of the story.

The Maury Show is a safe place for guests to talk about their feelings. Security will be available at all times.

LETS BRING OUT: CERTIFIED BANGER!!!!

(Audience Applauding and Booing)

Maury: Certified Banger. We understand that youre a Rihanna fan. So we brought her here today all the way from her Chris Brown love making to be here to share this moment with you.

(Click Link to Story) to hear Rihannas personal song to Certified Banger.)

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FUCCK_STL

fu/ck that bi/tch


sowhuuut

YOU *** TERD I CAN'T WAIT TILL SHE STARTS HAUNTING YOULL


Cali_Finest

Dang I usually like the Maury show - YOU ARE NOT THE FATHER, but I can't tune into today's show if you gonna be talking about the BigFoot, I mean Certified hoax!!


Maury

Sowhuuut

So whats the true story? Was it all a hoax? According to yesterdays investigative reports by Osama... we have all been punked.


FUCCK_STL

*** up Sow. Bi/tch ***/ga


Maury

CaliFinest. My hope is Certified Banger will come to the show and have a chat with us.

If you read Osamas investigative report, some of her accounts were created on April Fools Day of this year.

The likelihood of this possibly being a long drawn out joke that got taken too far is high.


JuicyGirl

Someone needs to request Divine Beauty as a friend on MySpace and then post on her wall the kind of sick demented person she is that she faked someone else's death on the internet


Maury

Certified Banger. If you around... stop by and talk.


BigNBeautiful

What the hell is this?? She faked her death, on mto or in real life???


Maury

Juicy

So youre saying Devine Beauty and Certified Banger are working together?

Is Devine Beauty one of those chicks on her Myspace Page?


sowhuuut

IM JUS ACTIN LIKE HER IGNORANT *** FRIEND HAHAHA CALLIN US *** BAGS IN ***!!hahahaha u will pay hahaha


Maury

I need OSAMA in here. Someone pull him from the other threads please...

He has the entire explanation from A to X... We'll get Y and Z eventually.


donthateonthegreat

WHAT IS REALLY GOING ON???...I'M SO CONFUSED!!!


BigNBeautiful

wait a minute!! What da hell happened.... about CB can someone fill me in???


JuicyGirl

Maury,

Divine Beauty supposedly worked with her and is the one who posted teh stories about her getting into a car accident and dying


Maury

For those that have YouTube Banned at work: :( Heres the Rihanna song I thought fit the occasion...

------------------------------------ Rihanna - Take A Bow ------------------------------------ Oh How 'bout a round of applause? Yeah Standin ovation Ohwoah Yeah Yeah yeah yeah yeah

You look so dumb right now Standin' outside my house Tryin' to apologize You're so ugly when you cry Please Just cut it out

Don't tell me you're sorry, Cause you're not, And baby when I know, You're only sorry you got caught

But you put on quite a show. Really had me goin' But now it's time to go, Curtain's finally closin'. That was quite a show. Very entertainin'. But it's over now. Go on and take a bow.

Grab your clothes and get gone. You better hurry up, Before the sprinklers come on. Talkin 'bout, 'Girl I love you, you're the one.' This just looks like a rerun. Please. What else is on?

And don't tell me you're sorry, Cause you're not. Baby when I know, You're only sorry you got caught.

But you put on quite a show. Really had me goin' But now it's time to go, Curtain's finally closin'. That was quite a show. Very entertainin'. But it's over now. Go on and take a bow.

And the award for the best lie goes to you! For makin' me believe That you could be faithful to me. Let's hear your speech.

How 'bout a round of applause? Standin' ovation

But you put on quite a show. Really had me goin' But now it's time to go, Curtain's finally closin'. That was quite a show. Very entertainin'. But it's over now. Go on and take a bow. But it's over now.


Cali_Finest

Maury your late - I read the full report from Osama and Chantel last ***, matter of fact I was the first to interview them after the big break in the case.


JuicyGirl

LMAO Maury, that is a perfect song for this occasion

This is DvineUgly's MySpace page

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She just made it private, but I saved some pics of her ugly ***

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here is the close up of her recent avatar

http://a124.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/62/l_b1304b30581b01c51f 1c49d0f3131893.jpg


Maury

Does anyone have the link to Osamas post last ***. The entire explanation is in there. Her IP adresses were traced. And her last log in was just the other day... after she supposedely died. And even a new facebook account was created last *** while they were discussing the antics.

So C.B & D.B time to step up and take the stage.


BigNBeautiful

@ maury

That's my MOfo song!!

lmao


Maury

Will someone go backstage and get her... I hate when my guests run back stage and cry...

My knees and my back are too old for that.


PeaceNLuv

@ Juicy....

Thanks for the pics! Shes an fuglyone!! LMAO!

Attitude to match the pics!!


Maury

[link to external website]

Well there it is folks...

Certified Bangers Fake Funeral. They called the funeral home and no such person exists.


Maury

I feel bad for Ex_Malice and *** who were probably hurt the most by this lil racket.



Maury

If there was a funeral in preparation all these family members that are spending all this time on here more than likely wouldnt be here.

MTO is a soap opera. And I guess eventually characters have to get wiped off in dramatic accidents and Intensive Care Hospital plots.


SEXYREDDHTOWN59BHB

*** that ***. this *** is whack as hell man. you actually hulled the *** out my boy ex and you think this *** is cool? *** really have no lives man.


Royal_Princess

@ MAURY

U R A F00L..LOL.. [[JUST SEEING THIS]]


BobFryTheFish

what kind of a low life would fake their own death on the internet just for attention?..... oh yea, nevermind.


4THEWIRE

@ CB

Fuqq u stupid as* *** niqqa.

And anyone else involved.


Royal_Princess

ITS NOT EVEN THEIR OWN LIFE ITS LIKE THEY DOING IT TO SOMEONE ELSE BECUZ DIDNT SHE USE SOMEONE'S ELSES PICS..OR WHAT...??


Prettiebrown

BobFryTheFish Flag post what kind of a low life would fake their own death on the internet just for attention?..... oh yea, nevermind. ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ lmao....