This is a forum post by the user 2flyQid
: *** is good do u like it do u hate it before and afterwards..DOnt be shy about it unless its a chance ya dude or chicks could find this and read it
I hate it when chicks wanna get down during their monthly! I just go backdoor...especially after I sneak 'em a whole block of chocolate laxatives.
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Back door like "tossing salad" back door? Why the laxitives? U fckin da sh!t out of her?
Whether it's two mins or two hours....hates when it's over and i gotta wait for more
<~~~~~~~stays ***
I hate when he "PRETENDS TO STRETCH" and "accidentally" pokes me in the *** with his thingy,,,instead of JUST ASKING FOR IT...or even JUST TAKING IT!!lol
I hate when he stretches my cheeks til they feel like they're about to split in half!!!
I hate when climaxes and collapses on me FOR MORE THAN 5 MINUTES!! I mean I'm not a *** sleeper sofa ya know!
I hate when holds my head down like I won't BITE THE HELLOUTTA HIM!!
I hate he gets "stuff" in my hair!!!
**still thinkin**
I love climaxing simultaneously
I love kissing while "doing it" from behind
I love talking
I love wrapping my legs around him and not letting go until I feel like it.lol
I hate when a chick talks a good game about being a freak and dont even know how to give good head or cant *** , <--- Does not play the lay there and I do all the work game..
I LOVE the look I get when I just got done puttin it on a chick..
"This girl told me one time im only special occasion dikk" She was like there no way I could *** like that 3-4 times a week.. I would not be able to *** properly.. lol
I hate the fact that It has lost its value so much that people abuse it and now they live a life of false happiness claiming that they good but immediately go to complaining about all the drama cause from the abuse or over exposure etc. (baby mamma/daddy drama)/ Infidelity issues, commitment problems, sexual frustration, sexual addiction, sexual confusion, relationship problems, trust issues, control issues, jealousy issues. financial issues mayn I could go on fo days. I feel sorry for all who are lying to them self (& yall know who yall are I aint here to judge) and I really feel for the high percentile of lame men who really think they pimpin and the vain women too dumb to notice how much yall really devalue yourselves with yall attitude.