This is a forum post by the user HandsomeStallion

Things that are certain to happen on MTO everyday...

: Since MTO and a majority of posters here have become *** near predictable, let's post what we can gurantee will happen every day on MTO:

A news story on Beyoncé.

Poor spelling and grammar by the MTO journalists.

Any news story pertaining to the female gluteus maximus will get at least 200 comments.

Any news story on Beyoncé will have 400+comments filled with a war of words between the "stans" and "haters.

Please continue. :-)

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boipussy

A dumb breakfast thread or cornball lounge


MAXXIMUS

Me gettin in trouble.


boipussy

LB's Deal or No Deal threads..SMDH


YaMutha

SOMEBODY GONNA COMPLAIN ABOUT MTO, WHILE ON MTO AND COME BACK TO MTO AND COMPLAIN SOME MORE


Cryss

LOL @ female gluteus maximus. sounds like a transformer.

Hey stallion!


Cryss

HAHAHAHHAAHAHAH! @ *** Dude i HATE that!!! hahahaha


NeXplicableP

There will be a war of words between two seemingly different people only to find out later that they are the same person with two different SNs.


Hunny_Bun

Me licking Maxxi's cheek!


YaMutha

LOL HI CRYSS

IM GONNA FALL IN LOVE WIT MAXX


NeXplicableP

There will be a slew of Eyecandy threads.


Cryss

Hi ***!

LOL @ you gonna fall in love wit maxx! go for it!! hahaha


cremesaver

e-gangsters!


MAXXIMUS

*Lickin Hunnys cheek*

HI HUNNY!!!!!

@ YaYa,

HEY!!!!! I thought you already SIS love me!!!! *salty*


HandsomeStallion

Hello Cryss. How goes it?


WTFUSAY

Mixed will tell us once again how beautiful she is.

A new mask will be born

A thread will be 10% topic and 90% of everyone saying hello.


NeXplicableP

Somebody is only going to address a news worthy topic with "1st!" Like there's a reward for it.


h2o

welcome a newbie thread.


MAXXIMUS

OH AND YOU CANT FORGET ABOUT THE BIG MOUTHED *** RANDOM *** THAT NOBODY EVER PAYS ATTENTION TO ANYWAY!!!! THEY NEED THIS *** MORE THAN US....

@ NeXplicableP,

You aint lied about the two people arguin only to be found to be the same person!!!!! Clonin they own *** self.


Cryss

lol @ how goes it..hahaha

everything is cool! i like your new avi. ***'s gonna like it to when she see's it hahahahaah! you remember her right?!

LMAO!!! @ A thread will be 10% topic and 90% of everyone saying hello.


NeXplicableP

Someone is going to rant about how inaccurate MTO is with their stories only to come back again and catch up on the latest inaccurate story.


iPROMISE

Jesus is not real pray to youself threads Obama is going to ruin your life threads Im 16 and im pregnant my sisters baby daddy but he wants to marry me what should I do threads


MAXXIMUS

Slim grossin out the whole forum.


iPROMISE

Hey Maxx!


HandsomeStallion

" lol @ how goes it..hahaha

everything is cool! i like your new avi. ***'s gonna like it to when she see's it hahahahaah! you remember her right?!"

Thanks, last time I'm gonna change it. ***... hmmmm... (barricades windows and locks doors)... has she come yet?

Nah I'm just playing... errr.. staying on topic... there'll be at least one poster claiming his love for white women and his digust at black women.


iPROMISE

Somebody's wedgie


NeXplicableP

@Maxximus I had to take a break after someone created a thread and it had her name on it as the creator and she responded like she didn't do it. WHO CLONED ME!!

I had to step back then before I became schizophrenic.


YaMutha

HEY!!!!! I thought you already SIS love me!!!! *salty* ---------------

SMH

*REJECTED*

I CANT LIE, THE GOOD MORNINGS AND HELLOS ARE KIND OF OBNOXIOUS, ESPECIALLY WHEN THE THE RESPONSE IS ALWAYS HOW ARE YOU? GOOD. HOW ARE?...ALL MORNING, EVERY MORNING

<--- ANTI-SOCIAL


Cryss

LMAO!!! @ (barricades windows and locks doors) hahahaah! dude your crazy! but i havent seen her today, maybe we'll see her later!


MAXXIMUS

Hey Promise!!!

@ NeXplicableP, I wasnt even here that day but somebody e-mailed me that ***....OMG, I fell out laughin!!!!!

YaYa, YOU KNOW WHAT I MEANT!!!!!!!

**range**


Hunny_Bun

Maxxi!

Ya!

I'm out!


YaMutha

WHERE DID WHO CLONED ME ORIGINATE OR IS THAT AN INSIDE JOKE IM NOT A PART OF?


YaMutha

((HUNNY))


BIGDADDYMIX

Ill come thru and post another one of my wack *** mixes that nobody comments on but they stil click the link to hear :)


prettylatina

Someone will waste 10 min of their time making a stupid thread on how they need a "break" from MTO and how they will no longer be here....and then exactly 12 minutes later their lying *** WILL BE RIGHT BACK ON MTO posting. Talking 'bout "I missed you guys" SMDH...


YaMutha

Someone will waste 10 min of their time making a stupid thread on how they need a "break" from MTO and how they will no longer be here....and then exactly 12 minutes later their lying *** WILL BE RIGHT BACK ON MTO posting. Talking 'bout "I missed you guys" SMDH... ---------------

LOL. NEVER MADE A THREAD ABOUT IT CAUSE I WOULDNT BE MISSED, BUT I DEFINATELY SAID IT TO MYSELF BEFORE

LOL@ BD

IMA START COMMENTING HOMEBOY


HandsomeStallion

Cryss, ring the alarm when she does.

Lmao @ pretty latina. ***, anyone who says they need a break from the internet/MTO needs to revaluate themselves for real.


BIGDADDYMIX

***

Its cool homie ! Yall dont have to comment just keep clicking the link. lol


caramelMIXcutie

RIIIICOLLLLAAA


cremesaver

A thread will be 10% topic and 90% of everyone saying hello.

dwl still laughing at that one, so true!


Cryss

LMAO! ight stallion! i gotcha back! hahahhaha

LOLOL! @ bd! dude everytime i come thru *** see your mix, i be leavin comments hahhaa


NeXplicableP

@*** It came from this girl names Breenahaalfjadsl;kjf;laj or something like that. LOL

She created a thread that was dogging her then she was the first one on the thread to post a response saying "who started this?" It was pure comedy. I will have to find it and post it in here.


WTFUSAY

Ill come thru and post another one of my wack *** mixes that nobody comments on but they stil click the link to hear :) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

LOL@ yo wack *** mixes. I am guilty of this and I will comment next time.


YaMutha

LOL

THANKS NEXT. I THINK I HEARD ABOUT THAT


Vers3tile

Somebody gettin mad at me for postin plastic breakfast like they can really eat that *** lol


Vers3tile

SOMEBDODY ALWAYS SAYING "U R A HATER"


prettylatina

E *** E fights E funerals E weddings E babies E divorces...

E effin annoying, lmaooo


Cryss

LMAO! @ that plastic breakfast that verse had up!! hahahhha! and that fn lunch!!


Cryss

LOL ! @ pl!!


MixedHearts

Someone analyzing someone as if they know them in real life.

Complaining about a bloggers topics all the time, but still comments in them.

Having E-babies, E-breakfasts as if we are 7 and playing make believe again,smh.

Bloggers telling me what they think about me, as if I truly care,lol.


blaxitive

*** and their supporters are gonna get mad and call everyone that disagrees with them ***!


BIGDADDYMIX

lol WTFUSAY & Cryss

like i said yall dont have to comment just keep clicking my link.lol


NeXplicableP

@Ya I think that poor girl got ragged on the rest of the day. LMAO


MixedHearts

A blogger asking us to rate them from 1-10.

A blogger aka troll who put sexually provactive pics of themselves, and act innocent or that their pic is innocent,lol and smh.


YaMutha

LOVE AND HAPPINESS WILL ABOUND BETWEEN ALL


WTFUSAY

Somebody gettin mad at me for postin plastic breakfast like they can really eat that *** ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Fugg, I missed that one. I bet it was funny as hell.


NeXplicableP

LOL @ Ya. Nice undertones.


Cryss

LOL! @ BD! i know bd, hahaha its just that i HAVE to comment. lol for two reasons...#1. just to say howdy to you, #2. just cause i like leavin you my thoughts bout the song.


YaMutha

WE WILL HAVE A SERIOUS DISCUSSION AND ACTUALLY SOLVE A PROBLEM IN THE BLACK COMMUNITY INSTEAD OF JUST COMPLAINING ABOUT IT

LOL @ NEXT. THANKS!


Vers3tile

@MIXED

rate me from 1-10

*pulling up *** and showing my big ole gut wit hair all over it* lol


NeXplicableP

@Ya Have you seen a topic like that on here? I am waiting on that one. I think some people just like to complain. Not necessarily because they want to do anything about their situation.

LOL @ Vers3tile


Cryss

LOLOLOL! @ verse


cremesaver

siggys changing to reflect moods/send sumbliminal messages.


YaMutha

@ NEXT

ITS COOL TO VENT SOMETIMES. THIS IS A GOOD AVENUE FOR IT BUT ***! IS THERE ANY PROGRESS...EVER?!

STEP 1: ADDRESS AND COMPLAIN ABOUT THE PROBLE

STEP 2: ???????

STEP 3: REPEAT STEP 1 AND ADD NEW PROBLEM INTO THE DISCUSSION

LOL @ VERS PREGNANT STOMACHE


MixedHearts

Vers-That's alright, your adorable face makes up for it. Just never take your *** off again,lol.


blaxitive

Somebody will post another pic showing their tatoo on their stomach with a fitted on!


NeXplicableP

@Ya That is sooo true. But unfortunately that happens not only in e-world, but real world as well. My theory is I can only change me and do what I can to help and hopefully enough people will get on board; even if they are jumping on the bandwagon after-the-fact. Just get on board at some point!


Vers3tile

lol@mixed


cremesaver

attention seeking threads about ridiculous topics. case & point latest about 'What wld you do if you found out your girl was a guy' or some mess like that.


TO_HARD

*** will post about him have 5-6 more lovers ina two month time period.

*** aka B.M. mouth!


TO_HARD

5-6 more *** lovers....

He is a *** ***!


NeXplicableP

LOL @ Cremesaver. Yep!


Blaxican

e-drive by 's Fake avis e-pimpin e-prostitution


HandsomeStallion

Bump.


boipussy

@To_Hard..its a *** shame that a supposed "straight" man stays swingin on my *** nuts, especially when Im not around...SMDH

***************************************

*** will post about him have 5-6 more lovers ina two month time period.

*** aka B.M. mouth!


redprincess237

1.MTO and those stupid azz blind items 2.MTO accusing some actor,singer,or rapper of being *** 3.MTO showing that picture of riahanna's cold sore


DeRaCa

*** Flag post HEY!!!!! I thought you already SIS love me!!!! *salty* ---------------

SMH

*REJECTED*

I CANT LIE, THE GOOD MORNINGS AND HELLOS ARE KIND OF OBNOXIOUS, ESPECIALLY WHEN THE THE RESPONSE IS ALWAYS HOW ARE YOU? GOOD. HOW ARE?...ALL MORNING, EVERY MORNING

<--- ANTI-SOCIAL

YOU ARE SO TRUE!


Slimbrotha101

E-trips to New York, Mexico, and every place imagined.

E-couples, E-lunches, gossip, and more gossip.


Nina2929

Blaxican Flag post e-drive by 's Fake avis e-pimpin e-prostitution ---------------

blax you are crazy... i think you are the main e-***....lol


BleepThis

Maxx cussing folks out...LMAO

LadyMaxx reminds me of ole "Marty Mar"..."I cuss people outttttt" yeah, she give it to folks raw and uncut...gotta e-luv her!


Louis-S-Black

@***- Im not doing deal or no deal anymore remember?? smh!!

My new theme is

"That's the Business" "That's not the business"

lmao!!


ninalove

PEOPLE WILL LURK AND THEN EMAIL/TEXT ABOUT SOMETHING THAT IS GOING ON MTO...OR TELL THEIR "PATNA" TO LOG ON AND READ!


Ms-trustme

- MTO will steal stories from other sites without citing sources - Make up some stories out of thin air - Try to demand credit for stories they were not the first to release

To sum it all up: Bad journalism that can't be taken seriously


HandsomeStallion

Mugg-fuggas always getting on my nuts.


AuntieFree2377

A Ya thread created by Boi.. LOL


carmel666

DIDN'T ANYONE PUT SOMEONE *** COMING ON TO SOMEONE WHO'S NOT *** AND THEN CALLING THEM *** WHEN THEY DON'T WANT THEIR ***.

SOMEONE POSTING A PERSONAL ISSUE THEY KNOW THEY *** PUT OUT THERE THEN GETTING ANGRY WHEN THEY GET CLOWNED FOR IT(I.E. WHY I BECAME A PORN STAR) GTFOH