This is a forum post by the user HandsomeStallion
: Disclaimer: This is a fairy free no punk *** made *** nucca thread. If any of the afor mentioned adjectives apply to you, then please do yourself a favor and refrain from replying or posting in this thread. Real G talk going on in here.
Ok, out of the kindness of my heart, I'm gonna help some of y'all step up your game on receiving head. Hence I never said 'asking' for head, because real Gs don't ask. That's the first rule. If you have to ask, you're a simpleton who needs food stamps to eat that ***. SMH.
Rule #2 Never eat the cooch before getting head.
The most basic and simple of rules, so simple I don't really feel the need to mention it. Real Gs know that if you eat a jump off's pum pum first, she's gonna nut on your face and laugh at your dumb ***, leaving you nothing in return but a fish smelling tongue. If it's the wifey, you better make sure you're at least in the 69 position to make sure there's a fair transaction going on, in which you are able to terminate quickly if you are *** changed.
Rule #3 Foreplay is an important prerequisite to receiving head.
Whether it's the two finger *** attack, the lashing of the tongues or the groping of the funbags, foreplay boosts your likely hood of receiving head by 50-60% or so. She's not gonna polish you off if you don't even get her slightly aroused. Tonguing is also important as it will warm up her mouth muscles. The last thing you'd want (or at least for me) is her jaw locking because she can't accommodate your size in her mouth.
Rule #4 Letting the snake out of the cage.
This tends to be the deal breaker. There are no external factors to this. You either have it or you don't. Once you show your girl what she's dealing with, she'll either make one of these two facial expressions, which will more than likely determine the outcome on whether or not you shall receive or not.
4a). If her pupils dilate by at least 10mm, followed *** by salivation dripping from her mouth, and in some cases (at least in mine) followed by a shocked gasp, it is very likely that you shall receive. In other cases, she may feel intimidated if it seems beyond her capabilities, it is then important to follow step 5 carefully.
4b). If she giggles, laughs, looks away or covers the upper section of her mouth with her hand, trying to hide her expression, don't be mad at her. You were just cursed. It is highly unlikely, but you may receive just out of sympathy from her, depending on how tight your verbal game was. Sadly, at this point, it is best not to read on as you are now null and void from the real G talk.
Rule #5 Let her believe the snake is her friend.
It is important to allow her to become accustomed to the piece. She will play with it, smell it (if you look suspect) and will taste the top with her tongue just to make sure it's clean. Don't be quick to thrust it at her because you are already decreasing the likely hood on receiving good head. Allow her hand to get the feel of it, and then eventually her mouth will follow.
Real talk.
Rule #2 Never eat the cooch before getting head.
The most basic and simple of rules, so simple I don't really feel the need to mention it. Real Gs know that if you eat a jump off's pum pum first, she's gonna nut on your face and laugh at your dumb ***, leaving you nothing in return but a fish smelling tongue. ------------
We only leave you blue-balled when the head you givin aint good.
*rolls eyes*
And boo boo why the fawk is you eatin fishy nah nah?
Rule #3 Foreplay is an important prerequisite to receiving head.
Whether it's the two finger *** attack, the lashing of the tongues or the groping of the funbags, foreplay boosts your likely hood of receiving head by 50-60% or so. She's not gonna polish you off if you don't even get her slightly aroused. Tonguing is also important as it will warm up her mouth muscles. The last thing you'd want (or at least for me) is her jaw locking because she can't accommodate your size in her mouth. ----------
SIT DOWN!!!
Let me tell you this, that is not true EITHER! Sometimes I could just be ready to hook up my boo bear in thee most random situation and tell him to drop them draws. I don't need no foreply.
We can be in the garage and he's changing the oil in my car. He can look at me, bite that bottom lip and it's a wrap!! Right there in the garage, under the car.
It's called chemistry baybee.
Rule #2 Never eat the cooch before getting head.
The most basic and simple of rules, so simple I don't really feel the need to mention it. Real Gs know that if you eat a jump off's pum pum first, she's gonna nut on your face and laugh at your dumb ***, leaving you nothing in return but a fish smelling tongue. ****************************************
LOL....i know this as the other way round.....NEVER suck on NUFF'*** till that nucca kiss the ***'***!!!! I ya do he's gonna nut on your face and laugh at your dumb ***, leaving you nothing in return but a musty moth ball flava on ya tongue!
:-P
4b). If she giggles, laughs, looks away or covers the upper section of her mouth with her hand, trying to hide her expression, don't be mad at her.
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Serious question....
How OLD are these chicks?!?!? 12? What grown woman does that to a nice piece of steel?!!!
Ok, that's my time lovely people.
MUAH!!!
BE GOOD LIBRA!!!!
@BBF Yes it is! I luv the warm weather then I don't have to wear all those *** clothes. He young and probably thinkk that *** is cute. Let someone talk to me that way, my *** wil dry up like the Sahara Desert. But some of these little girls don't seem to mind so they keep on doing it. They'll learn.
@Maxx Well get your rest, I guess you can't be a party girl all the time.
