If you carry binoculars, cameras, duct tape and a knife even when you go to church

If you have your mto account set up to alert you when the person you are stalking logs on.

If you spend the entire day trying to find out info on the stalkee via the computer.

If you have managed to steal a pair of his dirty boxers so you can know his scent and identify is whereabouts.

Hey Itz

when you know that persons movements better that do.

When they have to ask you where are they suppose to be at any given time.

@lb12....Hey!

When you teach your dog how trail that person while you are at work.

If you've managed to install a camera recording device in that person's bedroom

If you've rigged his/her bed with explosives if it occupied by anyone besides them or you.

When you call your girl after she gets off of work and ask her "where are you parked at?"

If you've rigged his/her bed with explosives if it occupied by anyone besides them or you.

ROTFLMAO

When you sprinkle a lil flour in the front of the door to check for footprints other than yours.

If you randomly double back to the house every once in a while when you supposed to have your *** at work.

If you drive past your girls house tryna check and see if her car is parked out there.

When you put in a change of address for her do you can get her mail

If you call her and her kids say she isn't there....you bribe them with money to tell you where she is.

If you go to Catholic Mass on Sundays to follow her even though you are Baptist.

*so you can get her mail

Hey Ice

You know this was the one thread I knew you would show up in. And no I'm not stalking your azz.

When your text to your girl steadily deteriorates from what's up babe to *** WHERE THE *** YOU @ AND WHY AREN'T YOU ANSWERING YOUR TEXTS, after 10 minutes.

Whatup IB, i know about stalkers, But the sad part about it is that most of the time it's dudes thats stalkers. When women do it it's kinda cute to me, unless they blocking me off some NEW coochie, sorta like my wife been doing me the past few weekends!!!

@ Ice Got you again did she.

If you think its fine to be calling/texting someone over 30 times a day.

Hell yeah she did IB, all staying at the crib all day Friday, and coming home early on Satuday ***. Who does that? >:/

When your girl is getting dressed and you just sit there and STARE at her, Now that's cool when y'all new in the relationship but after a while i think that creeps chicks out!!!

If you harass my friends bcz Ive cut off communication.

When you park outside your girls house all ***!!!

When you call my mama to tell her how much you love me

When you show up on my job...EVERY DAY!