This is a forum post by the user SexyBiFemGirl

DO YOU FART IN FRONT OF YOUR MATE?

: I HAVE BEEN *** IN MY SLEEP FOR THE PAST WEEK AND A FEW TIMES IT WOKE MY BOYFRIEND UP. I JUST PRETEND TO STILL BE SLEEP. BUT ITS EMBARRESSING! PLEASE TELL ME I AM NOT THE ONLY PERSON THIS HAPPENS TO!

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Brown_Goddess

lol well ive never had ur problem but i am comfortable enough to do that in front of my fiance.

i try not to, cuz its jus nasty lol


Brown_Goddess

get some beano?

cuz i know u probably cant control it


justme981

lmao, my man and i have *** CONSTESTS!!! Better not catch us after a *** of drinking and white castles. lmmfao!


SexyBiFemGirl

lmao @ beano.


Reallytho

Every once in a while, I let my wife have it!!


southerngirl81

lol not on purpose


DivaMuffin

i do, but he dont like it


WOWcomedy

Only after she cooks...


Brown_Goddess

just, i love a couple like that! lol..yall are gross, but yall cool! lol j/***

no really thats cool.

sexy, what im serious! lol or u can opt for the dollar store kind. lol they work too.

no my fiance...thats another story! he'll do it in front of me anytime! ugh


WhatsThisNonsense

yea, I'll let one rip in front of my wife. She pretends to be grossed out...lol


WhatsThisNonsense

Hey BG! Happy Friday Sweetheart!


Brown_Goddess

:)

thanks wtn


LovelyDarling

its normal to *** in your sleep i did the same thing but i woke up first and acted like i was still sleep blew it down and kept actin like i was sleep and then reallly went back to sleep the funny part is he told me about in the morning like i should get it checked out LMAO real concerned


Brown_Goddess

lmao@ LD

***..


justme981

BG, LOL, girl we always doing stupid silly sh!t. We ALWAYS laughin though. But I've always been a tomboy and never gave a sh!t about ***, burps, spiders, snakes, whatever the *** you can come up with. As long as you clean and aint sh!t yaself, who cares. lol.


LovelyDarling

*goodtimes* lmao


RicoDiamond

as long as I know it's not 1 of the stinky ones. Everybody loves a good *** noise!!


atltx

Yall ladies are the coolest!!!


LovelyDarling

you kno i cant even lie i like when myman *** lol it makes me laugh i mean thats something that never gets old


mabeline

my bf *** and belches anywhere infront of anyone, embarrassing as hell most the time but I luv the nucca, though sometimes I seriously question why!! j/***


CaRaMeLToOhOtT

Dont feel bad boo... I do it in front of my boyfriend and he *** in front of me 2. Hey its a natural body function... lol


zexy

i can't poot in front of my husband. i will just hold my *** cheeks in until i can make it to the bathroom...lol


Reallytho

This is a sign of true love if you can put up with sour *** and hold each other 5 minutes later after the yelling.


flygirlph

I *** in front of anybody. You can't be holdin that in! LOL


LL-COOL-Jizzle

naaawl das just rude cuz i be blowin *** up so i just hold it


zexy

Reallytho Flag post This is a sign of true love if you can put up with sour *** and hold each other 5 minutes later after the yelling.

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LMAO!!! So that's what real love is *snickers*


bibian

Hey SexyBi girl hey it happens! to trip too hard but if you are take some gas-x before going to sleep! it works for me.


flygirlph

@*** That means you're not really comfortable around the women that you're with. IMO


justme981

*runnin up tacklin *** and fartin all in his FACE!*


LL-COOL-Jizzle

Fly you not gettin what im sayin lol it be like a bomb exploded or sumn! ion want her smellin that *** lol


LL-COOL-Jizzle

*lookin @ Just lookin like a crackhead trying to nudge me but nothin happens*

*walks off* lol


flygirlph

@*** Oh ok I gotchu! LOL


doingit_well

It's cool as long as he don't do the silent but violent ones in front of me then we straight.


diamond_girl

i *** all the time! we had contests! lmao! I would ***, then he would ***, then BAM! the baby would slide one out too! lmao lmao lmao we used to try to hold each others heads under the covers! Aww...i miss that!


HandsomeStallion

Some nasty mofos on here. lol.


DQC

u *** be *** in front of anybody. yall so *** disgusting and untrained. smdh


BlueRoseMJDre

Never *** infront of any man in my life. But I'll belch from the soul infront of anybody in a minute.


epixMissa

To be honest, a lot of people *** in their sleep, because they hold it in during the day. :] Or they ate something that didn't quite sit well before sleeping. It's not uncommon, but it's something that we still freak out about, even though it's natural & can't be helped.

That being said, I try to hold it, but if it needs to come out, I let it go. Haha. If he can do it, why can't I?