The things women do for fashion these days. *shaking head*

that cause he saw the imprint of the 100 buck in your back pocket, with those tight *** jeans on. lol.

why you let the fake slim put that fake pic of you up with those white pumps on.

I would of stuck my finger in dat biatch nucca eye socket or that pen they so comenly have their for you to sign your receipt. You got to act even fooler than these nuts out here. That same mo fo will be lookin for you the next time you come to that corner store. I AIN'T NO KILLER BUT DON'T PUSH ME. I licesned to carry and I have my .380 cuase about two years ago I wasn't living in the best area and I had this latino cat come up to me first asking do I have a dollar he can have then when I was like get the f**k outa here he goes I feel like killing something. I rushed that fool while his meth head buddy ran off into the ***. Only thing I gave that biatch was a handful of doctor bills. I'm never without my ish now.

lol i should had..but i dont know if he was packing heat..so i played it safe. He must have stalked me out when he seen my car..and made his move to rob. The type of car i was driving played a factor too.

Hey chitown! Now you know that nicca was not in a BMW or Range try Hyundai Excel,a *** Gremlin, or pinto wearing LEE Jeans and TIGHT ones at that ROTFLMAO boy quit it. Step your fashion game up!

You're a punk *** *** slim. Lettin somebody touch your money is a no no. How the *** he countin your money and you let him? I would've robbed your punk *** too. Then you trying to talk it out wit em. He was a *** and so are you. Where the *** are you from where clowns dont even know how to rob somebody effectively, and marks are ust lettin em get away with it? I need to go to your clown town and work your people over.

HaHaHa, Lee jeans? lol that was so 1970's and early 80's... i guess he did see opportunity...i hope you didn't have on that tired *** sweatshirt too...anywho next time pay attention to your surroundings especially at gas stations...

Oh and what kinda self respecting man wears tight *** Lee jeans. You aint Buddy Lee ***!

LMAO...I hope this isn't true..if it is I'm glad you didn't get hurt...But why didn't the clerk call the cops? Who call your brother, and why didn't you take off those white pumps and beat him in his head...Quite sure the only injury you got was from those tight *** jeans...did he hold the door open for you as well...LOL

Hey Chi, What's up girl

lol @hyundai excel and TIGHT jeans..yea i was in them...i dont dress like that all da time..but when i feel like it. Sports edition acura integra prime rims and sunroof.

LEE JEANS LMAO that *** is funny as hell.

Prime Rims yo! hahaha!!!! You a clown to the umph degree. I havent seen primes in like ten years yo. Are they the three stars?

You got that kind of car wearing them kind of jeans? And you do dress like that all the time that pic you had posted I dont care how many years ago it was your *** had them jeans on in that *** pic too. Probably the same pair.

The clerk did call the cops..but he didnt care. The clerk was outside for a minute watching him drag me to da ground..lol

Rims? Are they spinners? I hope they dont spin counter clockwise. LOL

he saw that *** print in those played out *** Lee riders and said son, we got one, and a punk at that..lol..you let a nucca take your money and you were talking to him trying to get it back....you are a sucker *** punk dude..but you can come on here and talk mad sh*t but in the real world you can't hold your own..no wonder you don't have a woman, no one wants a sucker *** (wo)man.....

why the hell did you wear *** ass tight jeans in the first place

I respect the integra, but you dont know what to do with that thing. It's probably an automatic too with cloth seats. I cant believ you got some NTB primes on there and proud of it

You gonna let me talk all this *** Slim? You aint gonna say nothin to me? Sissy

I'mma come over there and eat your food

I'mma *** your food right off your plate and eat it in your face

you should of took your pumps off and starting swinging on that mofo...so i assume you were out in drag...

Hey Chi, Everything good ...Slim is crazy as hell. He got me crying right about now.

are you sure you were getting gas? and not looking for trade as you all call it..and dude carried yo ole' sucker ***

SLIM I WANT YOUR CORNBREAD!!

2002. Its a stick. Leather sits.

lol yea i believe they saw how "soft" i was too. I was bait to them..because it was alot of other tough manly guys going in dat store.

@chi Actually it happens at *** and its not funny either. LOL

They stopped making integras in 01 chump. I know you're a liar now. Acura switched it over to the RSX in 02. Whats really good?

@Slim and you had on tight LEE jeans. Dont you think that gave it away.

Slim was that your ***, and you were trying to hold out on the money...so he kicked your ***...

@*** i try not to dress my car up too much...that jus attract the wrong attention..but i guess it didnt matter in this situation i was in..i like driving nice..but not TOO NICE.

LMAO @ ***...now you know when slimsista get back he gone cuss all our ***'s out..lol...

hey doingit, and chi!

Hey smachan lol!

yeaa i know what u mean ***..im talking about the one they had plan for 2003 and 04..that was suppose to be 2002 model. Even though it came out in 04 its a 2002 model.

That's not a rebuttal Slim. I called you out, talked *** at the same time and called you a liar. There is no 2002 Integras, only in Japan. I know yours is not a J-spec

HI EVERYONE....I JUST WANTED TO PEEP IN AND SAY HELLO......

I E MISS THE SH!T OUT OF YA'LL....

You're a liar Slim. I caught you. They stopped production of that car in 2001. They replaced it with the RSX. I know because I have one. I race cars. I build them, and I know them. You cant have a car that they dont make dummy!

Hey Wug. I miss you too ma

Hey Wug, I miss you...how is life..

you are crazy slimbutta, you said you almost got robbed but as you read the post you did get robbed, you are either lying or you are a bit off.

Its a Rsx.

4 cyld 5 speed who is the dummy now ***

*** the hell up Slim. It's not an RSX. Its an imaginary car you drive around in your mind. Get the *** outta here

you probably drive a 1978 chevy nova to match those lee riders you were trying to rock and got punked..

You are the dummy slim stop searching online for your lies ***/ot

how do u know where i got my car ***. U shooo is nosy.

He drives a huffy with playing cards in the spokes, so it sounds like a motorcycle

dont hate because u cant drive what i drive ***^gga

U shoo is lying

I dont drive bikes for transportation, maybe recreation. Step your game up crumb.

lol @*** Huffy bike with a banana seat.

OWNED!!!!!!

He puts the banana in his ***, and pedals around town

now i drive bikes? ok....See *** u dont know much about cars your *** self..because if u knew...the 2002 intergra was in plan to hit the market in 03 or 04...dummy..what u drive a broom stick?

He looks like the *** cop on Reno 911 in tight *** and a bike

so why would i call a 2002 model a 04 model? Before u point fingers...think about that for a minute.

LOL with streamers on the handle bars with a Jimmy Neutron helmet.

RSX replaced the Integra in 2002, that was the plan......Dummy. You're still calling it Integra. Its only the Integra in Japan. I'm notgoing back and forth with you on this. I know I'm right. You are searching online to cover your *** cuz you're lying. Who in their right mind would put some 1995 Primes on an RSX?

@lickmedown i did get robbed. Someone taking money out my hand...is robbing...even though i got my money back.

hey wug! *** you killing me!! lmao slimsista give it up!

Your busted, just give it up. On top of being busted; you nearly got your *** beat in the street and your money snatched. Who's the dummy? You're the dummy, and a mark.

U still dont get it ***. i can put whatever on my car dummy...u dont know sh^t about cars...and u can keep pointing the finger i,ll u want..because u jus hating.

@Go Im fine and you?

Wassup Go-Getta, wassup Smachan. How yall feelin today?

how the f^ck do u know where i get my cars ***^gga. U think everyone goes to da dealer ship? ***^gga get real playa hata. There are PLENTY of ways to get a car.

Anybody whose seen my myspace page knows I'm about the RSX, and you are a faker. Stop it *** ***

@Go, hey girl how you doin today

This broke *** got his car shipped from Japan and paid customs to dumb it down, just to throw some weak prime rims on it......OKAY

Hahahaha!

We believe you

@Go-getta. Yeah I saw that and I'm honored

Jus because the integra is renamed RSX DOESNT MEANT its not a integra fool. Its still da same design jus a different name hata.

Slim Besides going to a dealership and stealing them, what are the other ways of gettin a car.

@Slim *** up!

lol@ *** up. *** challenged me so im a challenge his azz back. I dont like people making me out to be a liar.

Same design? Its a whole different car ***. Deifferent body style completely different engine block and head, suspension, transmission, gear ratio etc.

You are liar

@Go, hope you get to go home soon. I believe Slim is more of a #3

inform@go-getta. This the first that has ever happen to me. Thats why i dont *** out my car..or dress to flashy..when im jus making a minor run. I thought it would never happen to me..but it did..and i wasnt even the opposite of what robbers go for. Jus gotta be careful in the least expected places.

Slim you didn't ALMOST get robbed, you GOT robbed. BTW, I didn't know the corner store sold gas.

I kinda think the whole story is a sham, just to get some attention

@***, I agree

***..i gotta go slow wit u...u twist everything i say...look at the brand new accord 08...compared to 03....jus because its a different design..does that make it still a accord? There still gonna have the same features...jus different look..man stop making yourself look so stupid...

How much gas can you get for $10 nowadays?

hey go-getta how ya feeling today

*** I'm good! Doingit how you gone come out of no where and tell somebody to *** up!..lmao I am over here dying...

3.3 gallons! there abouts! lol

why would i sit up here and write a story like that if it wasnt true? Why do i need to waste my time..speaking lies...? I do and write things that happen to me..not jus for entertainment..but to help others out too..i was in a serious situation..that alot of other people can get into..if they are not careful..and AWARE of there surroundings..that day i wasnt...because i didnt think nothing like that could happen.

Hey Queen, How ya doin That is a good point ...but if you have a $100, why buy $10 worth of gas.

The sad part is he seem like the type that would only put in $10 worth in at a time. Broke and Cheap

lmao@QueenNisha..telling him he did get robbed.lol

Yea i didnt need to fill up my tank! And the mess up part was a lady told me to jus run...but i havent even pumped my gas! lol. I wasnt leaving till i got my gas..f6ck that dude.

I didnt twist anything you said Slim. You lied and got caught. Dont you read idiot? Look at the link even you could understand this

http://www.musclecarclub.com/other-cars/imports/acura-integra/acura-integra.***

lol jus because i put 10 dollars in my tank doenst mean my car is on on "E"

*** jus what are u trying to prove??? THat im a liar? Whats the other motivation you have...? is it hate?

The motivation is that I'm right and you are wrong. You lied and I caught you. Just keep it real man. It's not that serious.

@go-getta my first reaction was to not seem violent..i didnt know what he had or what he would do. It was more of a shock. But i was not scared..jus unsure what he would do. We went back *** forth for like 10 minutes outside...actin a fool..till i realize he wasnt bout to do sh^t...i thought if he really wanted my money he would attack me physically or hurt me..but he didnt..jus knocked me to da ground..by wrestling money out my hand.

A punk

slimsista is this really you? I have missed you lol.... OMG why did you have on tight lee jeans?well atleast you did not get hurt.

Nobody likes you anyway, so why keep up with the charade?

hey Smachan and Len Len!

but *** you still didnt prove i lied? Where is your proof? U jus took what i said and turned it around..and i rebuffed you back..so what do u have to say about my proof that i own this car?

DP please come and get your slimsista..lmao

Okay, does anybody believe he owns this car?

Hey Queen!

@Smachan GIRL the reason being cause he's telling a *** lie. LOL

@ ***...B NICE.... WHAT'S UP LOCO,GO-GETTA...

WHERE IS IS CHI AND NIESHA????

DOES ANYBODY BELIEVE HIM????

lol@daddiesPrincess...i was jus going to da grocery store and back home. I didnt care what i had on...i wasnt trying to impress no one...but i guess it impress that robber enough to take advantage of me. He must thought i was a sissy or punk.

AND DOING IT WELL.....(MY BAD)

You are both Slim

I said DOES ANYBODY BELIEVE HIM?

@WUG I forgive you!

Yea that fool counted my money! lol. I think he was high or drunk..because he had the smell of beer on his breath. He gave me 70 bucks back and kept 20...he thought he was gonna keep my money..because i felt that he didnt feel no danger from me.

@*** the only thing I believe out the whole story is that he had on tight LEE Jeans.

Where is everybody at. I asked people a question.

i also have a 1994 integra too ***...so im lying about that too huh?

lol@ doing it

Welcome back Wuggie did it calm down enuff for you? lmao

It take a chump to challenge another chump in any situation. trying to impress the ladies. loser!

You got two cars now huh? And they are both integras? Whatever ***, Before you was riding in a rented Chevy Aveo

I dressed like that because i didnt care what people think...thats what i meant. I have gone places the same way..but nothing happen.

Who is that for Love-Life?

Slim, you claim that you got your money back, but in your story you stated the he gain advantage and got the money back from you, and your brother came and scared him away. A theif will take it all and if he had a weapon he would have use it within 60 seconds or less.... Your life is one big Fairy Tale

so sad, crime these days, i had to *** this white lady for invading my space at farm fresh. i mean she just got out her white truck (pick up w/confederate stickers all over it) saying i hit her car. and *** this *** that. i did not hit her car, but i had my babies with me she talking beating me and *** my little ***. i put my kids in the cart and told her "look *** i didn't hit your car but you take one more step towards me and my babies i will beat you down. she took a step saying yeah right look here ***--- , cause by then i knocked the fake teeth out her mouth. someone called the police and she jumped in her truck and left. i told my side to the police and they left looking for her. now thats a story slim. cause nobody threaten my babies

LOL @ slimsista!

smachan - you know slimsista is cool with me he makes gets on my nerves and makes me laugh gotta love it!

I was waiting for some support, I thought yall were gonna leave me hangin in the wind

Ohhh sh^t *** im glad u been keeping up with my real life storys...because yea i did rent a "chevy Aveo" from budget rental center to go see a girl i,ve been talking too. Is that a crime to rent a car? I bet your wondering..why did i have to rent..instead of drving my own...huh? I rented it because i drove 6 hours to get laid..so when da last time u got some? u seem backed up though man.

ur *** azz is lying, he put them hands on u and took yo $$$$$$$$$$$ keep it real ***!

Slimbrotha101 Flag post

*** jus what are u trying to prove??? THat im a liar? Whats the other motivation you have...? is it hate?

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

I just answer that slim

lol yeaa its sunny everyday in my wild life.

oh dam WUG I cant get a *** out!?..lemme find out!

*** Sheba. I'm surprised you didnt stomp that [EXPLETIVE] to death. You showed a lot of restraint. I'm glad you knocked her teeth out

You didnt even get none Slim. You couldnt even get it up! Hahahaha. You drove 6 hours to get to a high school to pick up a chick......loser

Yeah I remember that ***

What a goof

@loco that fool was crazy..i believe he was on drugs..plus PEOPLE were OUTSIDE as WITNESSES...watching the ordeal going on. They stared and watched..in horror as if the guy would do something to them if they helped me. The guys didnt do sh^t but walked by. A lady told me to jus run..but i wasnt bout to do that.

LMBAO @ THIS STORY AND AT ***,YOU CRAZY HOMIE LOL

Smachan you no Wuggie aint fu&king wit ya

lol @ slimsista and *** going at it!

Run liar run!!!

i wanted to but then it would not have been self defense. but if she would have kept coming i was going beat the *** out of her

SLIMBROTHER YOU A PUNK,WHY YOU JUST LET DUDE TAKE YO MONEY,THEN TRY TO TALK HIM INTO GIVIN IT BACK LMAO

lol yeaaa i know but i did something else to make up for my lack of a erection.

@Smachan BEHAVE now!

Slim ...Why didn't you scratch his eyes out...But like i said if this is true, I glad you wasn't injured.

Every one of his stories is a tall tale of *** and deception. Stop wellin Slim

i didnt waste my time driving 6 hours..at all..i had fun actually.

liar liar tight *** pants on fire!

SLIM WHY YOU BE PUTTIN YOURSELF ON BLAST ALL THE TIME

YOU LET EVERYONE KNOW YOUR *** WOULDNT GO UP,YOU TELL US ABOUT THE CORNY GEAR YOU BE WEARIN TOO

I THINK YOU LONGING FOR ATTENTION

*** u jus mad because your life is probaly boring..u must wanna be robbed to prove your manhood huh?

slim you should have played crazy, i remember this movie where these boys were going around *** bashing and then they *** with the wrong *** cause they beat those boys down then raped them.

I usually try not to comment too harshly on Slimbrotha's posts, just cuz yall already give him DA BIZNESS daily. Messed up pictures of dudes, him dressed like Hello Kitty LOLOLOL!! So I stay out of it but I couldn't hold this back.... Dude, what in the name of Hot wings and buttered popcorn possesed you to wear tight black Lee jeans???? Even when they were in style, you weren't supposed to rock them tight!!! *** was sweaty and leaning to the side??? What the hell!?! And you looking soft is not excuse for letting someone punk you. I've seen midgets (*** folks) beat the *** out of someone bigger than them. Do you not have adrenaline??? Boy man up and get a *** back bone. Maybe you have a condition? Why didn't you're adrenaline kick in?? That would have given you at least 10 good minutes of machismo and you could have pounced on dude and beat him like a one leg old decrepit raggedy old slave. I don't get it.

I only had a scratch on my wrist@loco. He got mad when he dropped his cell phone..talking bout u broke my cell phone..lol

hey smachan where you been?

lol@*** i remember that story where he liked smelling booty hole

slim you corny *** ***/ga lol

I wasnt scared of him because i saw through his ***^t. His homie left him when he seen that i wasnt given up a fight. I have faith and is not scared of nothing. I reason if he going at me this long...he aint bout to do nothing but play cat and mouse.

lol yeaa i did smelled her booty hole...@queensheba757 and i liked it too..is that a crime?

I dont get robbed. I dont wear Punk Me Cologne for Marks. Stick up kids can spot you from a mile away

Love-Life..I see..lmao

@chi...well you seem like it killed you to say hi..lol..but I'll take it!

doingit...look I just asked a question..but dam if I did something somebody let me know..lol..I'VE HAD MY BREAK!

LOVE-LIFE..DON'T START EITHER..LOL

SLIM!

how the hell did the man *** your money and then count it in front of you...like it was his and then tell u and the cashier that u was gonna let him hold 10 dollars.... IN YO FACE!!! im sorry slim but u have really lead me to believe that u r indeed *** as hell... first off u were wearing tight jeans... and u seem proud of it, 2 u let a *** *** you change from the cashier and count it out in front of u, 3 u let let him push u down in front of a *** and u get up playing mind games... and how did ur brother show up... u didnt have enuff time to make a call

u are officially a *** now!!! the hell u doin with some tight lee jeans on... u should have gotten robbed, i kno i would have

yeaa people jus stood there (women) no guys were around...even if they were they didnt pay no mind. THE women jus had a look of concern.

This fool as erectile dysfunction and he's only what 21, 22? I bet he got wood when ole boy was wrestling him to the ground

SLIM

yo *** is sick mane,da fuq you smellin ppl booty fore?

**IN SMOKEY VOICE FROM FRIDAY**

uuugh!! nasty muthuffugga

lmao @ ***

He gets robbed at stroller point

Did you see the size of that binky?

LOL @ smachan

no its not a crime, just TMI.

dang smachan i said hello, oh well

lmao@Lak. The situation was jus unpredictable. He could had have a GUN. So im not gonna challenge him jus yet...because you never know some people are crazy..after i felt he wouldnt do nothing serious..then i put my fight up..doesnt make me a b^tch at all...jus smart.

smelling booty hole?????? are u serious?!?!?

@queensheba..hey hun. how ya been? I been here but a couple of bloggers got really mad at me and.....well let's just say I went P-town..lmao..then I took a break from the e-beefing...lol...whatchu been upto..Hey did you go see s'more at the funnybone last week

lol@***

yeah thats why he got 20, ten to hold and ten for the wood

lol@D-***...u should try it with yo gurl fa real..u,ll like it. Aint nothing nasty about it...its jus freaky.

nope, i wanted to, but no babysitter, my mother in law trippin.

if he had a gun he would have stuck u up for all ur money at gun point... aint no need in robbing somebody if u have a gun and not show it.... the man only need 10 bills and didnt have a gun, so he picked the most flamboyant person he saw and it was u... he felt that he could take ur own money out of your hands.... i really cant even believe it

I'm tellin yall. Slim has mark written all over him

@queensheba...don't be like that my server is a piece of *** and it takes for ever to post and sometimes it won't post!..

did you see s'more, i wonder if she still married,

*** its fun clownin this fool

almost as fun as robbin him

its cool, i dont want to make ptown mad.@smachan

How he grab you slim LIKE THIS?? (picturing scene with Fazon and Chris tucker)

Sound like a good story to keep us entertained, bc how did his "brother" just show up outta nowhere? No mention of the clerk calling the police or nothing. He just wanted to talk about wearing tight pants.

lol@twofifty

Slim need to go take some *** vitamins. And I would say go satdown somewhere, but the pants man, the pants.

My bro was in da car with me he didnt know what was going on because we were on the right side of the building and my car i was on the far right of the pump stations. He claimed he didnt know what was going on or seen me come out da store. He thought i was browsing through the store..till i made myself visible to him..and he seen me and got out..he rushed da dude..and he throw his hands up...lol..it was funny..my bro is alot bigger than me. The ordeal was jus 10 minutes..

LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO @ THIS STORY............

Not the tight *** and jeans....

YEAH YOU LOOKED OFF BRAND THAT IS WHY YOU GOT TRIED............LOL

You shoulda beat his a*ss and then called the cops......lol

i bet them *** laughed at yo *** all ***.....

u kno u just gave them a whole new way of robbing folks... *** u just gave me a new way to rob folks

No shame in rocking my Lees...at all..he jus seen it as a chance to punk me lol

@Go-Getta, LOL. I don't know about dude. How the hell you let someone *** the money from he Cashier???? I've *** near jacked folks up for sitting to close to me, let alone take my dollars and then COUNT THEM OUT?? Oh, dude was buggin'. By time someone would have pulled me off of him, he would have been ready for surgery on his guts and his ***, cuz I would have stomped a mud hole in both. The cashier would have got it too, standing there watching. You know he went back in the store and called folks and was cracking up for the rest of his ***. Then got off work, smoked some trees and told the story, "man you should have seen Sweetness come in the store with some tight *** 1982 Lee Jeans on....."

That wasnt his brother. That was his *** buddy. He was like "Nobody's gettin in that *** but me!"

@Slimbrotha, what I really want to know is....did ya get back your 20? Or did dude just walk away even though it was you and your brother? I know me and my brother would have Tekken Tag 4'd that ***, for real!

Man if this story is true, then you should have just whipped off your Hello Kitty thong and choked his ***.

yes, his "undercover brother"

lol@ everybody

LOL @ JHO A Tekken Fan! I woulda turned into Nina and B-slapped his *** so fast, then broke his arm.

yes you add your brother should windmilled his down.

Slim, your brotha was there the whole time....people standing and watching...10 minutes of this going on...and he wasn't aware of what was going on...It doesn't matter if he was on the other side or not... So did your brotha run off with the robber son for 10 minutes? Your story is a crock of Sh*t...

LMAO @ WORK.......................

How you ket the next man PUSH YOU ON THE GROUND ????? and then get up and keep trying to talk???

YOU KNOW THE LAW CHANGED AGAINST SELF DEFENSE???? YOU AND YOUR BROTHER SHOULDA JUMPED HIM OR *** em.....lol

YOU PROB DONT OWN A GUN...SMALL ENUFF TO FIT IN THEM TIGHT JEANS.....LMAO

@bdsbabydoll, LOL. Any game where I can whup ***....that's me! LOL. My girl is Xiou-yu (spelling)! That is my BI-TCH! LOL. Tryna get away from the violence, so I got a couple of Sims games, man them *** kids keep killing my people! LOL. Slim, please, just man the hell up!

LOL Try to stick a gun in some small *** jeans is liable to get your *** *** off. Gun up in there complaining and sh!t. "Gotdamm its hot and sweaty up in here..I'm about to go OFFFF!!!"

lol Yeaaa i did get my money back. He tryed to block me off from as much people's view as much possible. I jus pretend to act like i was gonna give it up by telling him why u had to lie like that...while backin up..then my bro came storming and his azz froze like ice. Threw his hands up like he was the po po's

The robbers "son" was his partner in crime. They were posted on the blind side of the building.

i'm old school streetfighter Ryu's fireball@bds

I got a lot of laughs at your expense today Slim. Really made my day

@jho lol, I only use Xiou yu if I want to embarrass somebody by doing cartwheels all over the place, and popping up and slapping the hell outta them. I actually use King most of the time...I love popping joints like a mofo. I play with Nina because of her leg reach, for people who play with punk *** Eddy gordo. LOL I kick them in the head to make them stand up, then turn around and do a crotch kick for not having a *** on, and slap him back down one mo gin.

@ Queen Never too much played Marvel and Capcom games, prefer Namco, they have more realistic fighting styles. Ion like people throwing *** at me :)

Slimbrotha101>>>>>>>>>

QEUSTION......................

Why you took your cheap a*ss in the GAS STATION WITH $100 BUT ONLY PUT $10 IN THE TANK??????

WHAT YOU DRIVE A CIVIC??? LMAO

How far were you going with $10 bucks of gas...............

LMAOLMAOLMAOLMAOLMAO LMAOLMAO

LOL....HA HA HA

YEAH YOU NEEDED TO GET YA A*SS WHOOP FOR FLAWGN

how did you like soul blade@bds

Please dont ask him what kinda car it was

Hey BDS...Guess who's back...I've been waiting for u to come in here (ALL DAY)and say everything I've been wanting to...u know I don't be talk'*** bout folks...so I'll just let my alter ego unleash on slim....Yall play nice now!

lol@civic. My tank wasnt on E. I had gas in there. I dont let my tank get too low.

@ ***...I work for HONDA...all I got to do is make one phone call and *** all Integra BS Down...lol

his *** ass was on the side of the building turning tricks and didn't have change to pay dude so he went in the store to get change and dude said f*ck dat this gump is giving me more than 10 dollars so he took his sh*t...

hey go you feeling better, how that hospital food

Slimbrotha101>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

LMAO...............OKAY

I'm not gone lie, if I were an onlooker I wouldnt do anything at first either....I'd just want to see what he could do in them small clothes. Bust out a Michael Jackson kick or something. Or if he'd rip his small *** off and start whipping it around.

@bds Xiou-yu is the only one I can work with and the sumo dude with the hundred hand slap. But on Tekken 5, She got some serious moves. Complicated ***. I used to play with my hubby and kick his but and he didn't want to play the tekken tag, cuz I would make my person come and slap his person, tag out, then my next person would come in and drop kick his person, tag out...he would be heated!!!!!

They were parked on the blind side of the building because i didnt see any cars when i went in da store. They fool was so stupid...he actually thought i was buying his ***^t story about his "son" talkin bout come one lets go outside and meet my son...(im playing along with it jus to get my mone back. When i drove up to da pump it was out of sight from the Blind side of the building...

Thanks Blacc. I've been trying to get him to come clean for the longest. I'm glad somebody else knows whats up

I couldnt see no one that was parked by that side of the building because i was walking toward in a angle that i didnt need to see that side...because of the way i parked.

@CHI..yeah i got it but i couldn't post right back..ok tha's good glad you still got love fo me..

@Queensheba...I don't think she married, but she was funny as hell!!

Slimbrotha101 >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

I am gryn laughn @ the story and you....

LAUGHTER IS GOOD FOR THE SOUL...

THANKS FOR SHARING YOUR STORY......

Breathe Go-getta breathe. Hows it go.....heeee heeeee whooo whooo

@queensheba757, Streetfighter?? That used to be my ish! 'Sho-rukin!' I used to like that Russian dude, cuz I could make him electrocute everyone. Chun-li was good goo.

LMFAO @ everybody in here.

Once again SLIM puts it all out there and I just can't believe a word of it. How somebody u don't know gonna take ur money and count it in front of u without you saying something? And if he had all the money in his hands, why would he take the time to give u anything back? He woulda kept it moving cause he got what he wanted.

@ *** U are too funny. 2002 Integra. LOL! U didn't have to embarass him like that. He does a good enough job on his own.

@Go-Getta How u feelin? Staying away from them Snickers I hope.

Hey bds!

@JHO You better do like I do..I go get my free read on at Electronics Boutique or any video game store...and you know the clerks are die hard gamers, so I always have them show me some extra ish. Then I roll on in the arcade and kick some ***...but i have to sucker people into playing, you know how guys are...if they're watching me, I'll let the game beat up on me some..then when they put their money in, it's ON!!

yes@bullect we all know it was deal gone bad. he could not get out those jeans quick enough

ppl are crazy?!!!!

oh, at the hospital where i had my babies they had a subway so i ate subs while i was there and the hospital food after labor you can eat anything.

@BDS, You know dudes hate to see a girl beat them at anything. LOL. Can't wait for some new stuff to drop for christmas. Getting myself (but saying it's for the kids) an X-box 360, it's gonna be on and poppin'!

@ Go Don't listen to *** and all that hoo hoo hoo mess..you'll pass out from hyperventilating, I don't care what nurse says different...Do like I did..I brought my Master P cd and groaned "UUUUGGGHHH NA NA NA NA". In between the doctors and nurses laughing, and me screaming I'm the kernel of this mf tank, didn't take me but 5 hours to pop it out LMAO

@Go

LOL... good to hear you goin home.

@JHO That's why I only play with guys...their ego's cannot take it. Well I'm not gone lie, mine's cant take it either. Somebody punched me in my throat with Paul once, and I got so mad I stomped his foot with my stiletto and left.

I am getting my hubby an x-box 360 for christmas, shh don't say anything. I beat him in all the games, he is a bad loser always accidently restarting the game when i am winning.

BDS...U need help...UUUUGGGHHH NA NA NA NA...ROFLMFAO

Acutally all u guys on this thread need help...Comedy!

GO

awww.. well Slim's here all week. He's entertaining enough to get u through.

LOL @ Queen Lawd let somebody restart it when I'm playing...It will turn into both WWF and UFC up in that mofo. I'd have to break out the Jet Li #87 on his ***.

@The Key it actually happen to me. I know it sounds crazy but it happened. I went back to the same store and the clerk was laughing at me when he brought back up that experience. He went on talking bout people need to get there own sh^t..and you work hard for yours and all this sh^t. He was indian.

@ Buttafly Girl, it was funny as hell..Nurses where whooping up and down the hall..the doctor's hands were shaking bc he was laughing so hard. I was like just don't drop my chile, while screaming UGGGHHHH NANA NA NEVER AFUCKINGGAIN I refused an epidural, so I needed to do what I had to do to get through the pain.

@ Go *** the hand holding..my husband knew better than that. No epidural--I would have snapped the bones in his hands like some matchsticks LOL! I had already kicked my back door into splinters before I got to the hospital, with each contraction. He was in the corner trying not to faint.

Before the clerk gave me my change he was already asking for my money. Talkin bout he needs 10 bucks for gas...but kept 20. The clerk looked at him like what are you doing thats his money. The clerk is behind a glass *** proof shield..so the only way he could hand me my money was through that tiny hole..so the dude grabbed it before i could reach it.

OOHHHH SLIM I REMEMBER YOU KNOW WITH THEM *** ASS JEANS DON'T CHANGE THE STORY I DID MORE THAN THROW YOU ONB THE GROUND I ROBBED YOU AND MY FRIEND PUNCHED YOUR FACE HAHAHHAH NOW I KNOW UR A *** HAHAHAHAHAHHA OMG IT WAS SOO FUNNY PEOPLE WHERE LAUGHING WHEN U CRIED AND EVERY ONE LAUGHED YOU LIER

@Slim

hhmmm mmmmm.... i believe u.

So where you stay Slim?? *stealthily slipping gun into holster*

I'd like to meet you in person one day, and you know, have a friendly chat!!!

*putting my 2x4 in the trunk*

When do you get paid??

@queen, I won't say nothing...Just let us know what games you got and which ones you've mastered and kicked *** with.

@bds, You are mess!!! LOL. That song is still the ish!! That used to close down the club back home. "Who dis? It's P. If this is P, let me hear ya say Unhhhhhh. Uuunahahaha. This ain't no ***-fu*ckin P"

LOL @ Go *whispering* Joo don't wanna be like me when u grow up! They keep chasing me with this big ole white jacket with some long *** arms, holding needles and stuff.

slim's gone quiet becasue I remember robbing him hahahahha don't worry at least I got money

@JHO

Hotdamm, I started bouncing in my chair! The way the guy says unh unhgg ungg all stoopid still cracks me the F up.

@ BDS...don't count on this upcoming payday...He going to get some more Lee Jeans (the skinny ones)...and probebly some new rims since *** got in that ***...lol...Holla @ him next month..lol

Slim when he reached for the money you should have stuck in the eyeball then headbutt that *** f**ka, after that i would shoved him through the glass drink case door then dragged him out by his ankle to the parking lot then comense to punching him in the side of his neck until he started catching charlie horses in his dam* neck. Then after that I would have snatched his pants down and shoved that windsheild cleaner thing in his azz up to the squegee part.

Joy what is your other screen name? lol

Houston Texas@babydoll Hometown of the wanna be thugz, gangsta's and rappers.

thIS thread, laughing at someone elses expense got morE attenTIon (ALMOST 300 hits), thaN THe thread on stoCKs (96 HIts). I see Folks couLDn't keep up THe front on the stOCK post, buT can laugH at peopLE for daYs.

lol@twofifty...*** thats very cold and violent...yea i would had done that if he showed me a gun. Naw i would had attacked him like a wild animal. He pose no threat to me so i was calm about the whole ordeal jus annoyed.

@bds, yeah, those were the times. Me and my girls would be on the dance floor dancing like the dudes. Don't let Mystikal's part come on, oh no I'T A WRAP!! LOL. They played Nore's Super Thug (What, what, whaaat, what, what, whaaat) before the Na-na-na, song. So we knew the club was closing

hey he started it by lookin at me funny so I went over and said why u lookin at me and he said some *** stuff like i'm a stereotype so I punched the *** in his face

OK SLim you don went there AGAIN! LMAO! LAwd! whats gon be the next topic--how you had a downlow conversation w/ the n*gga that took yo money???!! getting robbed in broad daylight wearin tight jeans. i don heard it all. LOL!!!

Ok..I have never commented before but here it goes.

Slim ...you are totally freaking hilarious!!!!! I love reading this ***! You keep me laughing all day long.

BDS, Eternal, Juke a.***.a Ima Hater....I love you guys. you crack me up everyday on every post. You three shoudl just do a Queens of Comedy tour. I luv you guys...

I work from home so I sometimes log on for a good laugh but this is the first time I have EVER posted. The comedy on here you just cannot make up!!

Oreo..

it kills me HOW LYING *** people come on here saying theY never commented before. YEAH WhatevER.

I'm not even going to say anything:/

mingle

it's possible sometimes. i've done it. but i also know when random *** screen names pop up tryna cuss some1 out for no reason, that's people making up ***.

Thanks Key, I would never try to cuss anyone out I just wanted to say that I enjoy reading the posts and I think the stories are very funny. I laughed so hard at this post in particular and just wanted comment and give props to the people that are keeping me laughing all day every day. You guys are hilarious and I love reading the comments.

This is officially my 2nd post...lol

Have a great evening all and keep me laughing!

Oreo.

Hey Oreo...no need to explain yourself...some ppl on MTO will never see eye to eye with u and will always have something negative to say. I agree with you on community new...It's hilarious and keeps me going (but ONLYwhen they not e-beefing). Welcome and I hope u find your experience enjoyable.

Thanks Blacc for rolling out the welcome wagon! Whew! I was a little worried about moving to the neighborhood...lol. I hope you brought cookies and a casserole! I am happy to be here though and love the stories and bloggers! Too funny! It helps to pass the time. Nice to meet you.

Oreo....

lol@these comments, slimjerkoff i hope you made this story up because if not you are the weakest link...oh do you own any chic jeans too?

Yeah Oreo...I brought u some Milk and Cookies...lol

Don't worry bout moving in...just make sure u come with you *** proof vest when u do come...lol..and be careful with you words...the dragons will eat u alive...(no pun intended)...but play nice and all will be good. If all else fails, u've got a e-friend ova here!

Have a great one!

Thanks Blacc You don't have to worry about me I am super sensitive girly girl. I would never start anything because I can't take it myself. I know I know...I am the ultimate chicken sh!t...lol.

The cookies are great e-friend...did you bake these yourself???

Naw...My Grandma did...they baked with love, so I know they good...matter of fact...pass me one....lol

& I feel ya on starting trouble...but somehow on here it finds u. I'm not super sensitive, and if u are...BE VERY CAREFUL...Trust I speak from experience...lol...the vets eat me alive for 2 days...all because I said "WE SHALL OVER COME"...lol

They did'nt run me off...just don't comment as much...but I'm still here...and GONNA KEEP STAY'*** POSITVE!

Now let's skip these milk and cookies...and get some real food in here...I got some chicken, mac & cheese and greens...I u bring to RED Kool Aid...I'll be ya bestest e-friend...lol

Oreo, thanks for the love! We might have to do a Queens of Comedy tour, but they might start throwing ish at me (not knowing that I'll break the mic stand into two numchucks and straight jump into the audience) Welcome to the neighborhood...these posts keep me laughing all day while I'm at work too! Keeps me smiling while I'm wondering if I can get away with torching the bldg and locking it behind me :)

@Blacc

Red kool aid it is! Tell Granny thanks even though I am trying to lose 5 pounds. I promise I will start my diet tomorrow. The cookies are great but I ain't passing up no mac *** cheese.

@ Slim Keep me laughing and on my toes. You are a character. Luv Ya! Oreo

*throwing Milk *** Cookies at Buttafly* (Stomping) I KNOW YOU HIDING THAT CROWN SOMEWHERE!!!!

@ BlackButta & Oreo

awww... this is beautiful. I can feel the luv.

*sniffing & blotting eyes with hanky

@ Baby Too Funny! I have been reading a lot of the posts and you keep me in tears.

I just started working remotely from home (transitioning from the hospital setting) and one day I saw an advertisement and I was hooked!!! I freakin' luv you guys!!! I just read along and laugh. You are hilarious.

Don't jump in the audience girl..at least not until I get my money's worth. You crack me up.

@ Baby

Just don't throw the doggone mac and cheese. You granny put her foot in it, for real.( i don't think blacc made the mac and cheese...lol)

I feel the luv too guys! Thanks so much.

** you know granny**

@Oreo LOL! Hey, I'm not responsible for the pharmacy not getting me my big *** bottle of nerve pills on time..let somebody say one BOOOO. Matter of fact, let somebody even *** and I thought it sounded like a BOO! You're gonna get your money's worth once I go change into my Rick James boots and jump down there like a superhero :)

*snickering* And get back on the stage all raggedy, my fro messed up and one boot to finish the show.

(Sweeping crumbel up cookies off the floor)...BDS...don't come in here act'*** like our crazy cousing agian, I got you medicne...check the purple bag under the kitchen sink...lol...but while u @ it...bring me my REMY...it's time to get this party started...

@ Oreo...Dam'it don't hate on my cook'*** skills...I did make the mac and cheese...The Pattie Lolabell Kind...lol...I had to do something while grandma was backin u them welcome cookies...

@THE KEY...yup it's all love...that wut we here for (passing the key a plate full of all the fix'z)...no come on in and get cozy!

BDS...u got these *** cookies all over the *** place...and stop blow'*** weed in my *** dogs face...lol

E-Luv yall all

Enjoy ur evening . I'm done not working, goin home. :)

@ bds...see wut good weed do...got u over here thank'*** u RICK JAMES with a super man cape on (superman post)...lol

Now get off my couch...that is not a stage!!!! lol

AWWWW MMMAAAANNN I was having fun stomping dirt all over the couch, but I'll get down before you bust my head in that mirror! And why can't I blow some smoke on the dog?? He came over here and asked me! When he said Beyotch pass the weed, I was so shocked I just gave it to him :)

Well everyone enjoy your evening, I gotta run! *** kids found me AGAIN! Boot musta been sticking out behind the door. Yall have a pleasant evening, don't party too much Buttafly and Oreo!

You guys are crazy! LOL...BDS ain't blowing weed in the dog's face and standing on the couch with a *** cape!!! Dang! * making mental note to make sure Baby gets her meds on time**

@ Key, Baby and Blacc

Thanks for the e-luv today ladies! Have a great evening and catch you later. I feel sooooo welcome and I promise not to cuss..well er...maybe the ocasional *** or hell but that's it.... I promise *pinky swearing*. I won't wear out my welcome.

@ BDS...lol @ Beyotch pass the weed...(I am in tears right now)...

Did u get your purple bag from under the kitchen cabinet???? Cuzz I'm still wait'*** on my remy...Pick up you shoes and stop teach'*** my dog lines from the movie Friday..."It's Tuesday, We aint got Sh*t to do...I'ma get u high"

Lol...I swear u need meds BDS

LOL I can't help but to teach him new things..He's a funny dog..He even did what I told him to do after he hit the weed. I said "Go over there and lick on Buttafly's and Oreo's piece of BBQ while they're not looking..Hurrup, go go go!!" That lil *** fast too. I had hit my head on the cabinet getting that bag, and my cape got caught up and I had the giggles, so I didnt reach yall in time to tell you put that drumstick back! Me sorrryy :(

This post is classic epsecially the part about his tight jeans lol slimsista you keep me entertained that's for sure!

@Minx...........

This will help you find your way back. This is classic comedy!!!!!!!!!!!!LOL

@DaddiesPrincess

I swear I was about to say the funniest part of this story was the tight Lee jeans! Lol!

This is dumb.

CLASSIC!

Dude did give 'em some of it back! lol

And he's out in the parking lot ARGUING with him????

Naw@Lis i got all my money back from that fool. I casually walked off as soon as my brotha got hip to what was going on. Pumped my gas and seen him walk off.

bdsbabydoll Flag post

LOL Try to stick a gun in some small *** jeans is liable to get your *** *** off. Gun up in there complaining and sh!t. "Gotdamm its hot and sweaty up in here..I'm about to go OFFFF!!!"

***************************** After I posted that, I think I fainted :)

FineWomanOfColor

when i read that i laughed so hard this boy is something else!

wooooooowwwwwww!!!! He probably robbed you because you wore an extra medium white dress *** with lee jeans out in public. Slim, you need to quit. One day you are deciding if you like *** the next day you are gettin your *** kicked. Boy, I tell you....you need Jesus!!!!

Who brought this back?

lol again at babydoll

07.21.08

bumped by popular demand

LMAO.... OMG BBPR!!! YOU FOUUND THE POST!!!

*READING THIS ALL OVER AGAIN*

libra

u kno it lol

I thought you said there were some sort of pictures...

of all the ridiculous slim stories, i actually believe this one.

OMG SLIM, THIS BROUGHT BACK MEMORIES!!!! YOUR HILARIOUS

LMFAO AT WHOEVA SAID YOU AINT BUDDY LEE, WOW!!!!!

Tight, black, LEE Jeans. LEE JEANS?? For real?

...i could barely walk because of how tight my jeans were.. ******************************** I cant breath! LOL

I believed he attacked me because I was small and my clothes were tight. ****************************** LOL!

bumpity bump bump bump...lol

NOT THE LEE JEAN....

((((((((BBBBBBWWWWWWAAAAAAHH HHHHHH)))))))))

You tell more lies than anyone on MTO.

ill do da same if i see a pucci *** with a 100 in his hands...but ill take da *** *** leave end of story

They saw them old *** Lee jeans and had a 1970's flashback on yo ***.

That's an entertaining story.

I can't remember the last time I had a hundred dollar bill. I use my debit card for everything.

@plaine...we just hi I thought the same thing 2.

@***...u funny as hell...lmao!!!

tight azz lee jeans...they still make lee jeans & wat man would say he had on tight jeans unless he ***!!

*ova here dying off this thread*

*** called you outtttttttt! lmmfao, I bet you wear jordache jeans too!

*** ... i cant believe you didnt *** your money back b4 he finished counting it...

But nonetheless I'm glad your little *** made it out okay!!!

Things could have gotten real ugly!!

BTW what did your brother do

bwaaaaaaaaaaaaah who bumped dis ol ***

bwaaaaaah

LMAO Slim

I'm glad ur ok but this was the funniest story I have read in a long time.

lol..awww po slim!

SLIMBROTHA IF THE STORY IS TRUE THEN I AM GLAD THAT YOU MADE IT OUT OK.....IF I WAS IN YOUR SITUATION WHICH I HOPE I'LL NEVER BE IN...I'LL LET HIM HAVE THE $10 DOLLARS...CAUSE I KNOW THAT I'LL GET $10 BACK PLENTY MORE TIMES.....YEAH I'LL LET HIM KEEP THE MONEY CAUSE I KNOW THAT GOD GOT MY BACK.....AND IN THE BIBLE HE SAID THAT VENGEANCE IS HIS....ONLY TRUE CHRISTIANS WHOULD UNDERSTAND WHAT I AM TALKING ABOUT

WHERE MY FELLOW CHRISTIANS AT????

HOLLA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

plaine_jayne Flag post YA'LL DEFINITELY NEED TO READ THIS THREAD...on weed!! IT'S HILARIOUS!!!

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LOL

Oh and what kinda self respecting man wears tight *** Lee jeans. You aint Buddy Lee ***! ************************************* ROFLMBAO!!!!!

@Fashion_Madness thank you. Fully understand what u mean.

LOL@THIS THREAD,,,SLIM I GUESS YOU ARE SCARRED FOR LIFE

BUMP 10.02.08

SEE THIS STORY IS SOOO MUCH FUNNIER WITH SLIMS' PIC

(((((((((BWAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHA)))))))) BUTTA YA GOIN STR8 TO HELL!!!!

@Butta LMAO You a fool! You dug wayyyyyyyyyyyyyy back to get this one. ROTFLMAO. Thank you.

yellow

this is some classic *** slim

leechie!!

In (22) days this thread will be a YEARL OLD!!!

Dead @ it keep poppin up!

Bwwwaaaaaahhhhhhh!!!

was stopping by to fill up my tank in my car at a local corner store. I had on tight black Lee Jeans and a medium size white dress *** ---------------------

this part always kills me

have never been attacked like that in my life. I believed he attacked me because I was small and my clothes were tight. As many guys came in dat store he picked on me. ---------------------

ding ding ding

LMAO @ BUTTA'S EXCITEMENT! GIRL U TOOOO *** MUCH!!! POOR SLIM!

I looked at the dude in da car and he looked scared..i think he sense i wasnt playing no games with them..and i mean bizness. *************************************** LMAO @Slim

leechie

why didn't i think of bumping this *** earlier!

oh trust there are MANY more slim threads I could bump

hell there was a classic song I made about slim around this time last year......

ok im out

He could barely walk because he had nuthuggers on? He got embarrassed because a female was around when he got pushed down? WTF? He should have been embarrassed for coming out in public like that.

B!TCH, Please..........

bruh, come on now.. You need yo *** whooped for that avi... ugly ***-- you go from bad, to worst to got *** dead in three avis... PLEASE slim we get the picture.. you love being UGLY..Im glad you DO babes... Only you need to think that... now embrace yourself and take that sh!t OFFLINE.. Please resort to pics of clebs and or cartoons... thanks

Don't no straight man wear tight jeans. Hell brothas don't even like wearing briefs because they tight. Only women wear tight jeans. Hmmmmmmmmmm????????? And he live in H-Town? Helllllllllll naw[SPAM]lllllll. He in denial!

buttapecan Flag post SEE THIS STORY IS SOOO MUCH FUNNIER WITH SLIMS' PIC ---------------

yeah it is!

Hell looking like that I would have tried to roll him!

So brotha Slim you done changed up your avi again, i see...I think i like that ones before.

i could barely walk because of how tight my jeans were..so he gained advantage and got the money back..so he pushed me to da ground **************************************** lmao!!!! Slim at his finest....sigh....I miss the old slim he done lost his dayum mind.

LOLOL! Awwwww...dude, sorry bout what happened to you. nobody would have got a chance to grab my money haha. why the h3ll was the guy that close anyway!? and why in the h3ll the cashier aint like PULL BACK the money when he saw the man reachin for it?!?

Is this dejavu?

did they rob you again slim? Its become a holiday. every year around this time you gotta go out and rob slim. I dont even need a mask to trick or treat on this fool and *** his back

*** his bag

Oh Lawd Hammercy, somebody done found this thread!! LMBAO

I had finally stopped laughing at this thread round December 07, and here it is right in October again!

FOFL

And same as I said last year *Bernic Mac voice*

THE PANTS MAN...THE PANTS!

LMAO

*still picturing Slim all dirtied up with one shoe off hollering bout he got tore out the frame*

If I saw you in them tight azz jeans I would have taken your money too!

NOT THAT IT WAS RIGHT BUT HE SAID GEY DUDE, EASY TARGET. WHY IS ANY NON-ROCK STAR WEARING SOME TIGHT *** JEANS?

OMG *DEAD*

I JUST READ THRU THIS THREAD AND SOME YOU NEED TO BE ON STAGE.

I'M LAFFIN MY *** OFF!!!!

You always got some *** going on! Sit yo *** down somewhere in yo "Lee" Jeans! LMAO!

How the heck did i miss this?!!

LOL @ ya'll for bumping this thread!

hey hey it's my job to bump this post once every other month lol

**********fukkin dead*********************

LOL @ Butta!

*still picturing Slim all dirtied up with one shoe off hollering bout he got tore out the frame*

*****

OMG, I can't....OMG....*stomach hurting from laughing*

WHO KEEPS BUMPIN THIS ***....

BW[SPAM]!!!!!111

LMBAO stompin the floor

LMMFAAAAAA[SPAM]OOOO OHH ***

this story is a slap-ya-knee type of funny!!!

<~~ In tears...this is too funny...

teeheeheehee

I believed he attacked me because I was small and my clothes were tight. As many guys came in dat store he picked on me. ------------------------------------------

WTFFFF LMMAAA[SPAM]OOOO ii CANT TAKE iiT!!!! LMMMFFAAAOOOOOOOO

This fool had da nerve to touch my money..he counted it..and gave me 70 bucks back! ***************************************8

This is where I rolled out of my chair on the floor, dry heaving from laughter..

he counted it....

This still just as funny and DUMB! rotfl

The official Re-vote thread has been posted..Come make you voice heard..LOL

so what a minute did ole boy get away with hie money?...slim neva said he got it back...

that had to be the *** fight ever.....lol......i would have staring too trying to hold in the laughter...

Oh and what kinda self respecting man wears tight *** Lee jeans. You aint Buddy Lee ***! ************************************* ROFLMBAO!!!!!

**** I have no words....*dead*

i cn teven laugh mayn :'( LMFAO

...after stalling him my brother showed up and scared his azz away. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

listen to his fool...and got the nerve to be in another thread challenging someone to a fight!

LOL @ WTN...

BUMP...

dayum this is old....

*scrolling up to read*

*** dead I don't even know where to begin with this sh!t right here

damm this an old *** thread lol

bwaaaaaaaaaaaa

OLD BUT FUNNY! I got to talkin' about this with a fellow blogger last *** and I told him that I would try to find this thread because it was so dang on funny!

*hugs Getta again*

Thanks!

Everytime this title popped up and then reads the comments.. DEAD LMAO!!

Note: When did skinny jeans comme in style?

Slim was wearing uber skinny jeans. LOL. I bet if he had hubby bear with him dude wouldnt stole his money. LOL.

@ why

LOL @ Hubby bear!

*BLANK STARE AT ACURA INTEGRA*

~exits this vintage *** thread

Slim says:

lol@daddiesPrincess...i was jus going to da grocery store and back home. I didnt care what i had on...i wasnt trying to impress no one...but i guess it impress that robber enough to take advantage of me. He must thought i was a sissy or punk.

*** says:

You are both Slim

***************

DEAD!

rereading this sh!t and flatlining all over again

DEAD @ THAT SPIDER WEB ON SLIM'S PIC...KLORD HAMMERCY

@The Key it actually happen to me. I know it sounds crazy but it happened. I went back to the same store and the clerk was laughing at me when he brought back up that experience......

************** OH MY! BWAHAHA!

LMFAO @ the Levi's ad next to this story about Slim and his tight Lee jeans!!!!!!!

Nothing on earth like a slim post.. lol

slim..are u serious??? are you joking?? i mean why you be putting yourself out there like this? why do you give people soo much room to clown you?? At first I used to just think people were being mean... but I see that its your fault. A new year is coming... dont do this anymore

LMAO....This is funny....

bdsbabydoll Flag post

LOL Try to stick a gun in some small *** jeans is liable to get your *** *** off. Gun up in there complaining and sh!t. "Gotdamm its hot and sweaty up in here..I'm about to go OFFFF!!!"

************

In (22) days this thread will be a YEARL OLD!!!

Dead @ it keep poppin up!

Bwwwaaaaaahhhhhhh!!! ***********

OMG, I didnt' realize it was THAT old! OH MAN...

DeRaCa

bruh, come on now.. You need yo *** whooped for that avi... ugly ***-- you go from bad, to worst to got *** dead in three avis... PLEASE slim we get the picture.. you love being UGLY..Im glad you DO babes... Only you need to think that... now embrace yourself and take that sh!t OFFLINE.. Please resort to pics of clebs and or cartoons... thanks *******

DANG, only celebs and/or cartoons? LOL!!!

*BUMPED 12/30/2008*

Hell naw I thought this looked familiar.

still laughin at this Zorro the masked *** wannabe nicca

to funny...lolol

...were ya pants as tight as lil waynes were on the VMA's .lol. i can remember when you were called a *** coming in school wit tight pants on..now look at it its the style..you won't catch me in no tight pants...

Ya'll stay clownin this cat LOOOOL

*** is 2 funny!

rotflmaoooooo......wdhs!!

you found it!!

this is funny!

@WDHS This thread is waaay to funny to be reading at work... This *** gone get me in trouble!!!!!

ayo....keep bumpin this ***!!!!

its too funny not to!

@ Spoonay

Girl I was searchin, but I didn't find it. Actually Getta did...but I had to bump it!

@ Uhhuh I tole' you! *DEAD* NOW you understand the tears and hysterical laughing....

Anyone trying to rob me better kill me first because I'm not cooperating,period|

Anyone trying to rob me better kill me first because I'm not cooperating,period|

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Slim ain't have no choice...he HAD to cooperate...he wasn't bout to kill no one and he himself said he had to resort to mind games, which ended up getting him thrown on the ground...he got them LEE jeans got all dirty...

*** Flag post He puts the banana in his ***, and pedals around town *****************************

bwaaaaaahahahaha!!!! rotflmasoooooo

hahahaha omg!!!! too funny!!!!

omg....thanks ms getta!

Slimbrotha101 Flag post Yea that fool counted my money! lol. I think he was high or drunk..because he had the smell of beer on his breath. He gave me 70 bucks back and kept 20...he thought he was gonna keep my money..because i felt that he didnt feel no danger from me.

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uuuhmmmmm...slim!!!!

*blank stare*

that was a stupid thing to say!!!

who in the hell would go through the trouble of robbing someone and only take 20 bucks!!!

boy oh boy..iono why *** gotta lie so much!!!

LOL @ Spoonay!!!

i remember this post.....its gets funnier everytime u read it......

*** ripped him a new azzhole......lmao.....

still laughing at those Lee Dungarees <---------- IS DEAD

*** Flag post Oh and what kinda self respecting man wears tight *** Lee jeans. You aint Buddy Lee ***! ---------------- **flatline**

i remember this post.....its gets funnier everytime u read it......

*** ripped him a new azzhole......lmao.....

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He needed one...seeing as his was collapsed...

*** Flag post Oh and what kinda self respecting man wears tight *** Lee jeans. You aint Buddy Lee ***! ---------------- **flatline** ****

Gets me everytime....*DEAD*

12/30/08 - dead dead DEAD

WHO.O.O.O.O.O.O.O KEEPS BUMPING THIS THREAD LIKE ITS THA HOTTEST SONG ON THA RADIO?????

BWWWAAAAHHHHHHHH...... LMMFAO.

WOWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!

@ PNL

LOL!!!! I talked it up last *** with Uhhuh and I told him I would be in hot pursuit for the thread today. I came in this morning looking for it, but Getta bumped it for me!

@Andy LMAO these were the days man slim used to get clowned every *** thread it was a daily routine now he's in and out

Well whoever bumped this thread thanks cuz I needed to get my laugh on this afternoon! LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

doingit_well Flag post @Andy LMAO these were the days man slim used to get clowned every *** thread it was a daily routine now he's in and out --------------- for real....and dont forget clydejonathon.....he was a riot.....man i really do miss the ole days....

@ Fly

Girl it's tooooooooo funny...

pure comedy

@fly....yeah i needed that laugh too.....dayum family members.....lol

ctfu

i cant help comin back to read this lmaoooo

@ Sexy

Neither can I.....*Lord Help Me*

ayo slim......... they tried to rob you based on yo appearance huh???

well, from over here a dude would think that you look like you can give some fiyah *** head with them big *** soup coolers!

so.........were they tryn to rob you fo some head???

im juss askin!!! lol!

@whatididsay hilarious especially when he said "I want my money back..and he refused..to give it back..talking about come on lets go outside meet my "son"..his son looked about his age..f^ckin liar. I looked at the dude in da car and he looked scared..i think he sense i wasnt playing no games with them..and i mean bizness."

ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ***************************************

@anurpointis I know thats right! Sometimes I want to move a few hours away and only visit on holidays, lol. Then I'd be all sad so I guess I'll stay put.

@ FLY

Talm' bout' The dude sensed he wasn't playing games and that he mean business...

The dude was prolly lookin' scared because he saw Slim's apparell and thought "Oh and what kinda self respecting man wears tight *** Lee jeans....."

He was probably scared for his friends booty!

@WDHS and GEtta

man I have read this foolishness about 4 times already and keep laughin...keep bumpin this sh!t

@whatididsay Lmao and I think I am so screwing up your screen name but you know who I mean, lol

Mr25

It gets bumped every now and again...I first saw this thread in October...It's over a year old and I had no idea until today! However, like a fine wine, it gets better with age!!!

@ Fly

Yeah, I gotcha ma!

bumping FOR LAUGHS...LOL

yes!!!!!!!

DEAD all over again!!

LMAO....this fool look *** like the dukes of hazzard with them tight lee jeans on...lmao

Slim: que paso? Did the booty bandits catch up witcha homie??

LMAO. HE COUNTED THE MONEY IN YOUR FACE. LOL

WHY OH WHY MUST YALL NEED TO BRING DIS THREAD BACK UP!?!?!?!

FLAT-LINED....again!

lmao aw sh^t. Jus to let ya,ll know i was not making a fashion statement with those lees on. I was jus lazy and i put some simple sh^t on dat day..but it cost me almost 20 dollars

Oh and what kinda self respecting man wears tight *** Lee jeans. You aint Buddy Lee ***! ------------------------- I laugh at this comment every time this thread gets bumped. LMAOOOOOOO

man I swear i was thinking bout this thread the otha day

<-------------------- still *** dead at those tight *** buddy lee dungarees

lol@Mrjones I own them sh^ts like way back *** middle school..i do not know what the hell i was thinking putting them on..but the only reason i wore them is because i jus getting gas and something to eat thats it. I had a lazy day.

@Rico naw homie. Them goons gone.

@slim stop wearing those tight azz jeans what are you wearing them for?who are you wearing them for ? i dont think its right that it happened like that,but what is up with men and tight jeans? yo no lie, iwent shopping in lady jay's, and 2 young dudes were buying colored tight jeans.my nephew wears them too.STOP PLEASE and the funny *** is dudes already wear saggy jeans,so the new look is tight saggy jeans. im gonna start a boycott!

bumping for ***....

lol Thanks Getta! I was looking ten pages down and here it is. Those were the days.

thanks getta.....i gotta save this...lol

lol yea those were da dayz fa sho.

LMAO...awwww nothing like the good ole days....Hey Slim...

awww slimmy u come to visit....dat is nice.....

NEGRO D SAYS...

LMAO.. TIGHT BLACK JEANS... WHODA *** WHERE TIGHT JEANS.. AND UR A MAN??

how's that "Integra" Slim?

awww dayum.....here we go again....lmao....

Im the only person that still call you that huh? I hope you dont mind. Im an old dog and its hard to learn new things.

***....why he quiet what he rereading what he said.....

lmao@Negro

*** Flag post Im the only person that still call you that huh? I hope you dont mind. Im an old dog and its hard to learn new things. ........

yeah i know....i remember whn my name was itsdatchick.....lol....but u know i dont mind that comin from u....

i spoke to wuggie a couple of weeks ago...she doin good....

LMAO.this has gotta be the funniest story I have read in a long time. are you serious slimbrotha, or did you make this up for laughs

Maybe he is, but im burying the hatchet. It was fun teasing him back then. I'll leave it alone now, unless he has some new ridiculous stories we can laugh at him about.

Hi Loco

Uhm DUH!!!!! most people are robbed based on thier appearance that is what attracts them in the first place....I mean I don't see folks on skid row being robbed for nothing but whatever bottle or little bit of drugs they may have on them and then that is by another *** just like them (they were attracted to it)..

I didn't read the passage because the heading was just...well nevermind.

*** we wont even go there....but then again.....hmmmmm

slim u got anymore stories for us.....

@Casey everything is TRUE. At the same store a clerk got KILLED jus a few blocks from the store..so i was lucky..i throw dem jeans in the f^cking trash lol.

ANurPOINTis Flag post *** Flag post Im the only person that still call you that huh? I hope you dont mind. Im an old dog and its hard to learn new things. ........

yeah i know....i remember whn my name was itsdatchick.....lol....but u know i dont mind that comin from u....

i spoke to wuggie a couple of weeks ago...she doin good.... --------------------------------- I spoke with her as well....when was the last time you spoke to Brighteyes...she email me from time to time....

Thats wassup Chick. I was thinkin bout her when I was reading through the comments. I wonder what happened to other locals, like JuiceBox and .......*** I cant remember her name.

Slimbrotha101 Flag post Hi Loco ----------------------------------- Happy New Years, Slim...what you been up to...

lol @ nine7 you are so right!! everyone is profiled for one reason or another.

lol@*** its all good bro. Its my fault so i deserved to get laughed at.

@ slim OMG are you serious, that sounds like a dangerous store you *** get gas or anything else from there anymore, just doesnt sound safe to me

loco_56 Flag post ANurPOINTis Flag post *** Flag post Im the only person that still call you that huh? I hope you dont mind. Im an old dog and its hard to learn new things. ........

yeah i know....i remember whn my name was itsdatchick.....lol....but u know i dont mind that comin from u....

i spoke to wuggie a couple of weeks ago...she doin good.... --------------------------------- I spoke with her as well....when was the last time you spoke to Brighteyes...she email me from time to time.... .......

i havent spoke to her in a min.....last time i spoke to her she was doin real well.....im happy for her....

***....which one u talkin about.....

@loco can I have that last little bit of orange juice you got there, I'm in need of some vitamin C, I got a nasty cold!

Slimbrotha101 Flag post @Casey everything is TRUE. At the same store a clerk got KILLED jus a few blocks from the store..so i was lucky..i throw dem jeans in the f^cking trash lol. ......

no comment....

Dayum... back on the booty bandit sh*t again!!

CASEY Flag post @loco can I have that last little bit of orange juice you got there, I'm in need of some vitamin C, I got a nasty cold! .......

c and u wonder why the older folks said keep ya clothes on.....lol...j/***

@Casey fa sho.

@Loco jus working hard.

LMAO @ ANurPOINTis, Do u think he's bs'ing, he's seems pretty sincere...I think lol, by the way nice avi

CASEY Flag post @loco can I have that last little bit of orange juice you got there, I'm in need of some vitamin C, I got a nasty cold! ---------------------------------- SPEECHLESS....

ANurPOINTis Flag post CASEY Flag post @loco can I have that last little bit of orange juice you got there, I'm in need of some vitamin C, I got a nasty cold! .......

c and u wonder why the older folks said keep ya clothes on.....lol...j/*** ------------------------------------

LMAO

lmao@ ANurPOINTis, you're funny. that pic is was a pic my friend took she was in photography school and i really like it, but thats all camera tricks with the water background

CASEY Flag post LMAO @ ANurPOINTis, Do u think he's bs'ing, he's seems pretty sincere...I think lol, by the way nice avi ........

thanks.....thats for the stance imma do whn i get my tattoo on my back....imma get it next month....

loco_56 Flag post CASEY Flag post @loco can I have that last little bit of orange juice you got there, I'm in need of some vitamin C, I got a nasty cold! ---------------------------------- SPEECHLESS.... ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

I was just kidding around.

@casey i hear that.....pose for free girl.....***...i would too...after i get tht tat on the back.....and people call me andy for ***.....

@ ANurPOINTis, what are u going to get?

Hey Chick. Its Whisperchill. She was a cool *** poster

CASEY Flag post loco_56 Flag post CASEY Flag post @loco can I have that last little bit of orange juice you got there, I'm in need of some vitamin C, I got a nasty cold! ---------------------------------- SPEECHLESS.... ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

I was just kidding around

----------------------------------- I kewn you was...lol...what is your status changing to??

**knew

@casey.....a chick holdin a 9 and a 45 in heels....

@*** oh yeah.....i remember her....

and slim made a post talkin about his pants.....go look

omg loco, its soooo much that has gone on with me and my weird life. Seriuosly things can only get better for me, so I have to have a change of status for that happen. so to answer you question my status is changing to being my own person, I know that sounds corny but if you knew what i been through you'd understand

@ "andy" lol Ok! thats sounds like some bad girl shish, u do the dang thang lady, make sure you post a pic or send an email, I want to see it!

oh no doubt......casey....imma let ya'll see.....

and casey....believe me i understand where u comin from....

@ "andy" I'm glad someone understands my plight. never knew life could deal me such a hand. but I'm coming out of my shell and trusting people more because I'm secure wit me now ya know

***, how are you gonna let someone punk you like that? Just be happy your girl wasn't there to witness her sheep get nearly fed to the lions.

@casey.....im still kinda of wery of people....but u live an u learn.....

stallion....u crazy

@Handsome did not have a girl at that time..but a woman told me to jus run lol sh^t was embarrassing. I am wrestling this ***^cca for my 20 dollars..after he GAVE me 70 dollars back..

@ "andy" lady it took me a long i mean a very long time to get over the hurt, pain and betrayal i went through over the past few years. It was so bad I wouldnt even give out my number, email or anything personal to family nor friends, the fact that I am even talking about this on the internet shows some growth for me,I can say I am doing really good now!

@ SLIM tell the truth did this really happen?

and not to mention I lost my best friend my twin brother not too long ago

@casey....thats good......just take it oneday at a time.....thats all we can do......

ur right and thanks for the kind words andy, well I'm going to sign off now. cant wait to see your tat, I'll check from time time! have a good week lady, bye everybody.

CASEY Flag post omg loco, its soooo much that has gone on with me and my weird life. Seriuosly things can only get better for me, so I have to have a change of status for that happen. so to answer you question my status is changing to being my own person, I know that sounds corny but if you knew what i been through you'd understand ----------------------------------- oh okay...i just thought you were changing from miss to mrs....I wish you all the best...we all go through somethings in our life....hold on and be strong....

no doubt casey nice speakin to u too...take care.....

loco....slim has another post up...u gotta see this one....

@Casey i am not lying this sh^t really happened to me. First time in my life I was face to make a decision on how to defend myself.

***BUMP****

January 24, 2009

**BUMP AGAIN***

2/4/2011

THIS IS STILL FUNNY TO ME!

Yeah its still funny

Here we go again....

bump bumpbump

look soft, get robbed

lmao....they probably wanted some ***... since u posted a picture of u with your legs up naked talking about u let 10 dudes *** u at a party..... u *** ugly *** phaggot.....bwhahahahah

u and tj gonna die of AIDS....ROFLMMFAO

Looking Rich as hell & be broke as ***!

You can look good but Leave the flashy for parties.

*cough*

^^^^Lmboooooo!! Girl u dug deep for this one!